02x29 - Hook's Playful Plant!/The Golden Smee

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Hook's Playful Plant!

[Smee sniffs] Sharky? Bones?

[both] Aye-aye, Mr. Smee?

What is that delightful aroma?

[stammers]
Did one of you lads take a bath?

A bath? Ha! Never!

It would take 20 baths
to make me that sweet-smelly! [chuckles]

-Whatever could it be?
-[Hook] 'Tis I, Mr. Smee!

Or rather, me cologne.

Red Jessica gave it to me!

She's visiting today,
and I want to smell me best!

Ah yes, Eau de Rose. [chuckles]

She should be able to smell you
from a mile away, Captain.

Excellent! Now get to work, ye swabs!

I want me ship shipshape for Red Jessica!

But, isn't our boat always
in the shape of a ship?

No, you ninny. I want the deck swabbed,
sails mended, cannons polished!

And this withered little plant
is pathetic.

You know how Red Jessica loves plants.
I want it spruced up!

-[Bones] Aye-aye!
-[Sharky] At your service, Captain.

What in Never Land?

The plant seems to very much
like that cologne of yours, sir!

Then more it shall have!

[chuckle] It's grown a wee little flower!

Splendid! Red Jessica loves flowers!

Oh, this will really impress me
swashbucklin' sweetie!

[Smee] Erm, Captain, sir?

Oh, what is it now, Smee?

-[gasps] Oh, stop clowning about!
-[stammers] Not clowning, sir!

The plant seems to be giving me
a big, cuddly hug!

-[smooches]
-Me thinks it likes me, sir!

[smooching]

[gasps] Me thinks it likes me, too!

[Hook] Great green invasion, Smee,
it likes me ship, as well!

[Bones] It likes everything!

[Jake] Yo-h*, Skully! Anything to report?

[Skully] Now that you mention it, yeah!

There's something on the horizon.

It looks like some kinda giant tree.

That's not a big deal, is it?

I mean, there's lots of trees
on islands around here.

Except, according to my map,
there is no island over there!

[Jake] Well, there sure is now!

Come on, mateys. Let's go check
out this strange new island!

Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

[rings]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[all] Whoa! It is an island!

Or is it?

The whole thing looks like
a big huge plant to me!

[Hook] Help!

Crackers! It's a talkin' plant!

-[Hook] Help, I say!
-[all] Captain Hook?

The one and only,
and in need of immediate help!

How'd your ship get way up there?

It's this blasted plant!

'Tis growing too fast and furious!

[trilling]

It seems nice!

A tad too nice!

It's hugging me and me crew so tight,
we can't untangle me ship!

We've got to help them, mateys!

But... how do we get up there?

I know. The plant stems
have grown together to form this tree,

but there are spaces between the stems!

We can stick these wooden pins
between the stems to make a ladder!

Jake, you are one bright buccaneer!

Almost there.

It's working! We're climbing up the plant,

and we got three gold doubloons!

[Jake] Let's grab them and go!

Heads up, me hearties! Plant, h*!

[all giggling]

It's... [giggles] tickle-y!

-[all] Whoa!
-Where's it takin' ya?

It's the popinjays!

Oh, dear me! It's got them all!

[giggles] I think it likes us, too!

But we need to help Captain Hook
way down there!

These vines!
We can slide down them like ropes!

Yo-h*, down we go!

Right behind ya, Jake!

Here I come, mateys!

[groans]
We made it to Captain Hook's ship!

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go help Hook!

Save me, popinjays!

Oh, thank our lucky starfish! You're here!

[sniffs] Don't it smell lover-ly?

Heads up, me hearties!

[sniffing]

That was close!

That plant will definitely hug us
if we try to free Hook!

Not if we hide inside these barrels
and scoot along.

If the plant hugs the barrels,
we can just slip out the bottom!

-[Jake] Perfect pirate plan, Iz!
-[Izzy] Thanks, Jake.

[plant coos]

Ah, coconuts! It's got us!

Now, who's going to free us?

Crackers, look! Red Jessica's on her way!

[sighs] All I wanted was to welcome
me sweetheart onto me shipshape ship,

not get me-self wrapped up
in some blasted vine!

Worst date ever!

You can say that again.

Ahoy, mateys! Got a little problem?

We sure do!

Captain Hook's plant is growing wild!

How ever did that happen?

We might have
accidentally sprayed the plant

with some of the cologne
you gave the Captain!

Oh, so that's it!

Eau de Rose is powerful stuff.
A little goes a long way!

Seems your plant
had an extreme reaction to it.

Extreme? What makes you say that?

Whoa! That was close!

I'm on me way!

Just need to figure out
how to get up to the flowers.

Too bad you can't fly!

Oh, yes she can! Pixie dust away!

Woo-hoo! Rustlin' rose bushes!
I be flyin'!

Ahoy, mateys!

Oh, the excruciating embarrassment...

[chuckles] Silly James.

You should never spray
Eau de Rose on any plant,

it's much too powerful.

What can we do about it?

Yeah, this huggy plant
really likes to hug!

Well, it's clear that this plant
loves you all,

and it just needs to know
that you love it back.

But, how can we tell it that?

We just need to sing it a love song!

[all] A love song?

[plant coos]

Sharky! Bones! Give me a stormy C!

♪ You're such a sweet pea buttercup ♪

♪ Huggy love of mine ♪

♪ You can cuddle up with me anytime ♪

♪ I've watched you grow
And grow and grow ♪

♪ And I want you to know ♪

♪ Huggy love, huggy love o' mine ♪

♪ You be precious as a gold doubloon ♪

♪ Huggy love, huggy love o' mine ♪

♪ I huggy love to love you too ♪

[swooning sounds]

Yay-hey, yes way!

Mateys, it worked! We're all free!

And we got three more gold doubloons!

-Let's grab them and...
-Hang on, mateys!

[Jake] The plant is shrinking!

Goin' down!

Yo-h*, way to go, Red Jessica!

And now, to send the vile thing
to the bottom of the Never Sea!

Oh, James, please don't!
It's such a wonderful specimen.

[clears throat] Remember, Captain,

you were saying
just before our little adventure

that you planned to give Red Jessica
that plant as a gift?

[gasps] You were?

I mean... yes, of course! [chuckles]

Please, consider the Hugging Love Plant
my gift to you.

Oh, James, thank you so much!

[stammering] Aye-aye-aye... Oh!

Good catch, mateys!

Thanks for helping us save Hook
and his crew from the Hugging Love Plant!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons!

[sniffs] What's that smell?

Me! I call it Eau de Coconut.

[sniffs, gibbers]

Ah, coconuts!

[all laughing]

Farewell, James!
May the wind fill yer sails!

Ta-ta, me dearest!
Thanks for the lovely gift!

[sighs]

Blast! Now what have I done?

[Jake] The Golden Smee!

[Skully] What'd I tell ya?

This is the best lookout spot
in all of Never Land!

Sure is! It's some view, huh, Patch?

[barks]

[growls, barks]

What'd ya find, Patch?

Whoa! It's a golden statue!

And it kinda looks like Mr. Smee!

Coconuts! It does! I wonder why.

It's a mystery! We should figure it out!

Well, the statue looks like Mr. Smee,

so we should start by asking him about it!

Come on, mateys, help us solve the mystery
of the Golden Smee!

Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

[Skully] Look alive, me hearties!

I spy the Jolly Roger
over at Shipwreck Beach!

I betcha that's where we'll find Mr. Smee!

Then yo-h*, off we go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

-[barks]
-Wait up, Patch.

[Jake] Ow!

-Jake! Did you stub your toe?
-[Jake shouting]

Aye! My big toe! Whoa!

-Yay-hey, no way!
-Izzy! Help me catch Patch!

[barks]

All right! We caught Patch
and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go find Mr. Smee
and show him the golden statue!

You okay, Jake?

Well, my big toe's feelin' better.

Cubby, do you know any shortcuts
to Shipwreck Beach?

Got the perfect one, Jake.
The Easy-Breezy Pathway.

It'll be easy-breezy!

Crackers! It's like a jungle!

I thought hiking down Easy-Breezy Pathway
was going to be easy!

I guess instead of easy-breezy,
it's gotten real leafy and tangly!

I can clear the way through,
but it's gonna take a while.

-Patch! You lead the way, boy!
-[barks]

This is too weird!

First Jake stubs his toe.

Then Patch flies into the air.

And now Easy-Breezy Pathway
is anything but easy!

Ever since we found the Golden Smee,
we've had nothing but trouble!

Ya think the statue has something to do
with all these bad things happening?

Maybe, but I don't believe it!

[Hook] I don't believe it!

You puny pirates have brought treasure?

-For me?
-Not exactly.

Patch dug up this golden statue,

and we thought maybe
it belongs to Mr. Smee,

'cause it kinda looks like him.

Well, I'll be a bottle-nosed dolphin!

It does look like him!

[Bones] Only shinier!

Ooh! Why, it's solid gold!

And it does resemble you, Mr. Smee!

Might I say, you never looked better!

You'll soon wish
you never laid eyes on it, sir.

Because that is the... Golden Smee!

And what's wrong with that?

When I was but a wee Smee,

I heard many a family tale
about the Golden Smee,

and about how it can lead to
The Lost Treasure of the Smees!

Ah! It can lead us to even more treasure?

Oh, this day just keeps
getting better and better!

No, sir, it does not!

Many a Smee has searched for the treasure.

And they were never seen again... ever!

-Ever?
-Never!

The Golden Smee is trouble, it is!

♪ The legend of the Golden Smee ♪

♪ The legend of the Golden Smee ♪

♪ A treasury of gold calamity ♪

♪ You search for it as you please ♪

♪ But beware, you will despair ♪

♪ The legend of the Golden Smee ♪

[Cubby stammering] Maybe the stories
of the Golden Smee are true!

'Cause ever since we found it,
we've had nothin' but trouble!

Well, this little beauty
is made of solid gold!

If that's your idea of trouble,
then give me more.

Wha...?

[Hook screams]

[mumbling]

Golden Smee, this is all your fault.

What trouble will you cause next?

[chuckles]

[shouts] Save me, Smee! Anybody!

Come on, mateys!
Let's pull the Captain in!

-That's it, me hearties! Heave!
-[all grunt]

Oof!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We saved Captain Hook from Tick-Tock Croc,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

[Jake] Let's grab them and go!

Maybe Mr. Smee is right.

I bet the Golden Smee is a troublemaker!

Ah, pish-posh!

I'd face a cargo-hold of trouble

if there was a lost treasure to be found!

Now, where is that Golden Smee?

[barking]

What is it, Patch?

It's Mr. Smee!

He's headed for shore...
with the Golden Smee!

We must catch up with that runaway Smee!

You're right! He looks very upset!

I mean the Golden Smee!

I want that treasure!

-[sniffing and panting]
-[Hook] Blast!

Does that scurvy sea dog of yours

really think Smee ran all the way
to Belch Mountain?

Yep! Patch found his scent!

[sniffs, barks]

But why did Mr. Smee come way up here?

Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear...

I'm going to get rid of you
once and for all,

you golden troublemaker, you!

[Patch barks]

Stop, Smee! Don't be a fool!

I must get rid of this thing, Captain!

If one Golden Smee is such a troublemaker,

imagine what kind of mischief the whole
Lost Treasure of the Smees would bring!

I'd rather imagine what kind of joy
the treasure will bring me!

Boys! Grab that Smee!

Er, which one?

[stammers] Ah, both of them!

[clamoring]

[groans]

I've got it! The Golden Smee is mine!

-Oh, dear...
-[all screaming]

-[all] Emergency!
-[barks]

-[Hook] Help!
-[Sharky] Oh, my poor, poor heart!

Pixie dust away!

Here ya go, mateys!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

[volcano belching]

-[all grunting, groaning]
-Thanks, Ms. Izzy!

Way-hey! We saved Hook and his crew,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

[pants] Where is it? Where is me Smee?

I'm right here, Captain!

Not you! The golden one!

It fell into the lava, Captain Hook!

It's gone for good!

And I say good riddance!

We're all better off without it!

Yeah! Because of that there golden thingy,

the Jolly Roger ran aground,
and then ol' Tick-Tock Croc showed up!

And we almost got toasted
like marshmallows!

No treasure in Never Land
is worth that kind of trouble, sir!

Well, perhaps...

Finding ordinary treasure
is trouble enough.

Back to the Jolly Roger, boys.

We must prepare for our next
golden opportunity to find riches.

Ooh! Maybe we'll find a Golden Sharky!

Or a Golden Bones!

Or two Golden Bones! Or three...

[Hook] You want to know
what else is golden?

Silence is golden!

Thanks for your help, sea pups.

It all ended for the best.

You're welcome, Mr. Smee.

[Patch whines, barks]

What is it, sea-pups' pup?

[Patch whines]

I think Patch is sad
about the Golden Smee.

After all, he's the one
who found it first.

Aw, fella, it just so happens,

I brought a special treasure just for you.

-[chuckles]
-[barks]

[growls]

[laughs] Look at him go!

Patch thinks a juicy bone
is better than gold!

Now that's a treasure
he can sink his teeth into!

[chuckles]

Thanks for helping us
with the Golden Smee today, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

And Patch got something, too!

[barks]

He must be digging up another treasure!

Nope! I think this time he's burying one!

Now there's a real pirate pup for ya!

[barks]

[Hook] Ah, Smee, perhaps someday
I'll find the Lost Treasure of the Smees.

[sighs] No, sir.

The Lost Treasure of the Smees
is just a silly old story...

[Smee] Silly, indeed! [laughs]

-[lava bubbling]
-[volcano belches]

♪ There be treasure at the end
Of the rainbow ♪

♪ Treasure at the end of the rainbow ♪

♪ Where did all the clouds
And the rain go ♪

♪ The sunshine turned into a rainbow ♪

♪ All the pretty colors
Are bright and bold ♪

♪ Do they really hit that buried gold ♪

♪ Red, orange, yellow, green and blue ♪

♪ Don't forget indigo and violet, too ♪

♪ I forgot them colors, so thank you ♪

♪ That's why we're singing
A rainbow tune ♪

♪ The rain's all gone
But the bow's still there ♪

♪ The sky's full of colors
Hanging in the air ♪

♪ Set sail, all hands
Where the rainbow lands ♪

♪ Before the sun sinks too low ♪

♪ If the trade winds bite
We'll be there in time ♪

♪ Before it fades away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure at the end ♪

♪ Treasure at the end ♪

♪ Treasure at the end ♪

♪ Before it's gone again ♪

♪ Treasure at the end of the rainbow ♪