02x25 - The Mystery Pirate!/Pirate Swap!

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*.
-Yo-h*.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*.
-Yo-h*.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake.
-Ahoy.

-Izzy.
-Ahoy.

-Cubby.
-Ahoy.

-Skully.
-Ahoy.

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go. Ha-har.

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] The Mystery Pirate!

[Cubby] Aw, coconuts!

I was gonna make a coconut milkshake,
but this is one tough nut to crack!

-Crackers!
-Stand back, Cubby.

Maybe I can solve
this nutty pirate problem.

Be careful, Jake!

Hey! Where's my sword?

-[laughs]
-Shiver me timbers!

That pirate just took off with your sword!

[pirate] Ha!

Whoa! Check out those moves!

Who is that mystery pirate?

It's definitely not Captain Hook.

Mateys, wanna find out
who the mystery pirate is,

and help me get my sword back?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my map.

I've got my pixie dust.

Well, I don't have my sword,
so, yo-h*, let's go get it back!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Oh, my! I was certain
that the Jolly Roger was this way.

Mr. Smee, it's bad enough
we didn't find any treasure today.

Now you can't even find
the way back to me ship!

Mayhaps you can tell us the way,
oh, wise captain?

Oh! Do tell! Do tell!

Why, of course, boys.

We simply go to the left...

Oh. Uh... What in plunder was that?

[gasps] Oh, my, Captain!
Your hook, it's gone!

What?

And that pirate with the mask
be the sneaky one who gone and took it!

Oh-h*-h*!

Scurvy, thievin' swab!

How dare you take
what does not belong to you!

[Skully] Now you know how it feels, Hook!

What? Puny pirates!

I should have known you were behind this.

Slow down, Captain Hook.

That mystery pirate
didn't just take your hook.

-Whoever it is took my sword!
-Oh, dear!

There might be a sneakier snook
than you, sir.

[stutters] I mean, we must stop
this masked menace!

You know, Captain Hook,
I bet we could get your hook

and my sword back if we work together.

Captain Hook does not work together!

Just stay out of me way!

Follow me, men!

Blast!

[laughing]

[Skully] The mystery pirate went thisaway!

-Aha!
-Look alive, me hearties!

Rotten codfish!

Now how are we going
to get across this mud pool?

I've got an idea.
We can swing across on these vines.

Let's take turns, one pirate at a time.

Captain Hook does not work together
or take turns!

Everybody knows that! Step lively, men!

-All hands on vine!
-[all] Aye, aye, Captain!

[screaming]

[splashing]

Come on, mateys!

Let's take turns, one pirate at a time.

Yeah!

[grunts] Yahoo!

Yay-hey! We made it across the mud
and got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go help out Hook.

Blasted bubbling bilgewater!

You can thank us later, Hook.

[mystery pirate laughing]

Push on, mates.
We've got a mystery pirate to catch!

Not if I catch the scoundrel first.

♪ Who be that pirate?
It's a mystery ♪

♪ I hope he doesn't jump out now
And frighten me ♪

♪ He'll swipe your stuff
And then he scrammies ♪

♪ Who's that in them black pajamies? ♪

♪ Who be that pirate?
It's a mystery ♪

-♪ Hi-yah ♪
-[mystery pirate laughs]

Swash me buckle!
There be the mystery pirate!

[Hook] Pipe down!

We've got that masked marauder
just where we want him.

Come on, mateys, let's go get that
sneakier-than-Hook snook!

Hold up, Cubby. I'm not so sure
that's the mystery pirate.

Looks kind of wobbly.
This could be a trap.

Well, if it is a trap,

it doesn't look like Hook
is too worried about it.

-Charge!
-[all grunting]

Uh, beg pardon, Captain,

but I don't think
this is the mystery pirate.

Of course it isn't!

Which means this must be a... trap!

[mystery pirate laughs]

Way-hey!

For avoiding the mystery pirate's trap,
we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go help Hook
outta that net.

Ahoy, Hook! You need any help?

From puny pirates? Absolutely not!

Okay, if you say so.

[grunts] Oh, excuse me, Captain,

but maybe we should've let
the sea pups help us.

Oh, nonsense!

I'll have us down faster
than you can say...

-[tearing]
-[all shouting]

[thuds]

[Skully] Move it, mateys!

-Yo-h*, let's go!
-[Jake] Not so fast, mateys.

Captain Hook wants to find that
mystery pirate as much as we do.

-We oughta wait for him.
-But he wouldn't do that for us!

Maybe not. But he's not like us
and we're not like him.

-You waited for me?
-Of course.

It was the right thing to do,
Captain Hook.

But why?

Because if we're ever going
to catch the mystery pirate,

we need to work together.

Work... together?

[sighs] Oh, very well.

Just try not to get in me way.

Forward! Faster! Doubly-quick!

-I said faster, boys!
-[Jake] Whoa!

-Slow down, Captain Hook!
-Don't listen to the puny pirate.

Listen to me! Paddle on!

[mystery pirate laughs]

That hook-and-sword-swiping pirate
is going that way!

We need to turn this raft around.

Yay-hey, no way! The current's too strong!

Waterfall, h*!

[Smee] Oh, my, we're doomed!

Wait! I've got a splendid idea!

We can use me fishing hook
to get out of this.

[Jake] Yo-h*, way to go, Captain Hook!

It was nothing, really. Whoa! Help!

I got you! But who's got me?

Let us work together, pirates!

-Everyone grab hold!
-Hang on, mates!

[all grunting]

We... we... we did it.

[both] Together!

All right!

We worked together to save ourselves
from the falls,

and we got five more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go catch up to...

The mystery pirate!

[laughing]

Quickly!

Before that blasted sword-and-hook
thief can get away again,

do that magic dusty thing you do!

-This is an emergency!
-You got it!

Pixie dust away!

Ha-har! Well done, me hearties!

[all] Mama Hook?

The mystery pirate is...

me mummy?

[stammers] I never knew you were so fast
and sneaky and swashbuckle-y!

Oh, James, there's more
to this little ol' pirate gal

than meets the eye!

But why did you steal my sword?

-And my hook?
-These? Oh, sorry about that.

But taking them was part of my little plan

to show my son that it's better
to work together with others.

And I did just that, didn't I, Mummy?

Oh, yes, you did, James.

Why, it warms a mama buccaneer's heart!

And I am so proud of both of you!

Like I always say, a good pirate
should always be ready to lend a hand.

-[both] Or a hook!
-[laughs]

Thanks for helping us find out
who the mystery pirate was, mateys!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Yay-hey! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons.

And now we can finally crack open
this coconut, Jake!

My sword! Where did it go?

Catch me if you can!
I'm the mystery pirate parrot!

-All right!
-Hey, come back here, Skully!

[all shouting, laughing]

James, hold still.

I thought you had learned
the value of working together.

But, Mummy, this is embarrassing.

-Nonsense!
-Pink be your color, Captain!

-[laughs]
-[groans] Pink.

[Jake] Pirate Swap!

[Skully] Look alive, me hearties!

-G'day, Skully!
-Not just any day, Pirate Swap Day!

Ahoy, sea pups!

-Pirate Swap Day is upon us.
-Oh, goody.

I have never understood the point
of this preposterous day.

It's all in the Pirate Code.

"On this special day, each pirate crew
in Never Land swaps one matey for another.

And all their mateys
will learn new pirate-y ways."

Oh, bah! I shall never learn a thing
from any puny pirate.

We'll see, Captain Hook.

Mateys, want to join us
for Pirate Swap Day?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest.

But however shall we pick
which pirates to swap?

Jake and Captain Hook can pick names
out of these coconut shells.

My crew gets... Bones!

Pirates be praised!

A day away from ol' sourpuss Captain H--

[wheezing]
I mean, I shall really miss me crew.

-Your turn, Captain Hook.
-Yes, yes.

Me crew gets... Cubby?

Aw, coconuts!
I gotta sail with Captain Hook?

-You'll be fine, Cubby.
-But we're talkin' Hook.

Never Land's most wanted cranky crook!

Exactly.

A pirate like him could really learn
a thing or two from a matey like you.

Plus, you never know, you might have fun.

-And it's only for the day.
-I guess that's not too bad.

Step lively, men... and puny pirate.

So long, mateys.

-So long!
-Later!

-Bye-bye!
-Have fun!

[ringing]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

-♪ And me ♪
-[bell dings]

All hands, come and get it!

Aw, coconuts! What's that smell?

Ship's specialty:

stinky fishtail stew
with a side o' rotten fruit.

Gross! Mr. Smee, may I use your galley?

-Oh, help yourself, sea pup.
-The insolence!

Well, he left.

I claim his portion of stinky stew.

My, my, what have we here?

Only the best food ever, fresh fruit!

[sniffs] Fresh, you say?

-Astoundingly delicious!
-[chuckles] See, Captain?

Pirate Swap Day has taught us
something already.

What? [babbles]

No, it hasn't! Enough of this fresh stuff.

-[splashes]
-I want me stinky fishtail stew!

[shudders]

Ahoy, mateys, lunch is served!

Um, where's the food? [sniffs]
I can't smell anything stinky.

That's because it's all fresh.
Fruit, berries, granola.

Oh, yummy! [slurping]

How strange.

-And wonderful!
-[laughs]

Time for you swabs to swab the deck!

I want it shiny enough
to see me own reflection!

Oh, my! We'd better get to swabbin'!

Isn't Captain Hook gonna help?

The captain? [laughs]

Help? [wheezing laughter]

We'll see.

Check it out!

He shoots...

-[buzzer sounds]
-...he scores!

I love swab-shuffle-hockey!

Oh, gracious! [chuckles]

-Slap-shot!
-Pass it here!

Fun is being had.

I demand to be let into
this enjoyable pastime.

[gasps] Ow! Ah!

-Comin' at you, Cap!
-Ah!

[grunts]

Captain Hook! You did it!

You scored a swab-shuffle-hockey goal!

Bravo. And me deck is shiny.

Do me eyes deceive me?
Captain Hook helpin' with the chores?

And havin' a good time doin' it!

Jagged rocks dead ahead!

Izzy, spin the wheel to the right! Bones!

We need more sail!

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

-[bell dinging]
-We worked together and missed the rocks.

This calls for a song.
Pull out your instruments.

-But we don't have any.
-Sure you do!

Anything aboard ship can be an instrument.

-Here's a drum-diddly-dum.
-I get it.

And this mop can be a bass guitar!

-And these spoons make great...
-[clicking]

...spoons!

Now you've got it, mates!
We'll be shipshape in no time! [laughs]

♪ To sail away
You need the wind to blow ♪

♪ To plot a course
You need a place to go ♪

♪ To raise the anchor
You can't do that alone ♪

♪ You need your mates to help you pull ♪

♪ Let's get shipshape ♪

♪ 'Cause we can work together ♪

♪ Shipshape ♪

♪ Now we're workin' as a team ♪

♪ Shipshape ♪

♪ When we're sailin' on the high tide ♪

♪ It takes me and you
To make a pirate crew ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

Rockin' tune, Bones!

Thanks for showing us
these cool instruments.

[laughs] 'Twas me pleasure!
You mates play great together.

According to the Pirate Code,

the Welcome Back Matey ceremony
is held at Big Stone Circle.

I know it well! This way, men!

Um, Captain Hook, my map,
uh, sort of shows... a shortcut.

Oh, it does, does it?

Uh, Captain, sir, you know
how you love a nice shortcut.

Fine. Lead the way, popinjay.

Aw, coconuts!

-[grunting]
-What is the holdup?

[grunting]

[stammering]
Great apes! That beast is huge!

-[stammering] Should we run?
-We're all scared.

But if my mateys were here, they'd say,

"Keep calm, Cubby.
We're right here with ya!"

Soothing words indeed.
But how do you propose we pass that beast?

Hey! Almost forgot!
I brought along some of my lunch!

Here ya go, boy!

[grunting]

[Cubby] Now's our chance! Yo-h*, let's go!

Jumpin' guppies!
Look at the size of that monkey!

Actually, Skully,
gorillas are apes, not monkeys.

How can we get past him?

Well, I read once that gorillas
like to be tickled behind the ear.

We need some kind of a feather.

-Skully?
-I didn't see that coming.

-[grunting, laughing]
-Now's our chance! Yo-h*, let's go!

We did it! We got past the gorilla
and got eight gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Bones, the last two are yours.
You earned 'em!

Shiver me timbers. Thanks!

Welcome, mateys,
to the Welcome Back Mateys ceremony!

According to the Pirate Code,

we're supposed to swap tales
of what we learned today.

I'll go first. I gotta say,
having Bones on the crew taught us a lot.

We learned how to make instruments.

And we discovered he knows
a lot about animals.

Oh, scales! 'Tweren't nothin'!

I'm the one who learned

all about sharing yummy food
and team-workin' together, as a crew!

I sure learned somethin'.

Just 'cause you're nervous
about doin' somethin' new

doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

Aw, coconuts, even bein' on Hook's crew
turned out to be fun!

What did you learn, Captain Hook?

I learned nothing!
Crew, time to shove off!

Wait, Captain Hook.

I thought you might want to keep this.

You know, to remember
our swab-shuffle-hockey game.

Why, thank you, puny pirate.

I really did have a good time today.

-What was that, Captain Hook?
-Nothing!

Good evening, popinjays. Men, follow me!

It's good having you back
on the team, Cubby.

Thanks for joining us
for Pirate Swap Day, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six.

[Jake] Yay-hey!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got six gold doubloons.

-And Bones got two!
-What a day.

I bet you're glad that's over, Cubby!

Actually, I'm gonna kinda miss sailing
with Hook and his crew,

but I won't miss their stinky food!
[laughs]

We are not lost, Smee!

We simply don't know where we are.

-Oh!
-[gorilla grunts]

Save me, Smee!

♪ When the day is wrapped up ♪

♪ And the ship is packed up ♪

♪ Jake will point the way
Time to sail away ♪

♪ But before we do ♪

♪ Me and my whole crew ♪

♪ We're gonna sing farewell to you ♪

♪ Hoist the sails and let 'em go ♪

♪ Make sure all the treasure's stowed ♪

♪ We'll come back before you know ♪

♪ Farewell to you, fair weather too ♪

♪ Goodbye, crew ♪

♪ Farewell to you, fair weather too ♪

-♪ Goodbye, crew ♪
-Goodbye, crew!

♪ Fair winds, I say to thee ♪

♪ We'll see you mateys on the sea ♪

-Goodbye, crew!
-♪ We're off to Never Land ♪

♪ Thanks for joining our pirate band ♪

♪ Farewell to you, fair weather too ♪

♪ Goodbye, crew ♪

♪ Farewell to you, fair weather too ♪

-♪ Goodbye, crew ♪
-[bell dings]