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02x18 - A Bad Case of Barnacles/Cubby's Pet Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

02x18 - A Bad Case of Barnacles/Cubby's Pet Problem

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Just off the shores of Never Land

A hideaway at sea

-Yo-h*.
-Yo-h*.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee

-Yo-h*.
-Yo-h*.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

The merry crew of Never Land Pirates

Through and through

They're jolly buccaneers

Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates

Come along
We need some volunteers

-Jake.
-Ahoy.

-Izzy.
-Ahoy.

-Cubby.
-Ahoy.

-Skully.
-Ahoy.

Yooo, yo-h*.

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true

Let's go.

With Jake and the Never Land Pirates

We'll set the course together

Come on and join the crew

Yo-h*, let's go.

Ha-har.

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great.

To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*.

[all] Yo-h*-h*.

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*.

[Jake] "A Bad Case of Barnacles."

[Jake] Yo-h*, Bucky.
Set sail for open waters.

We've got exploring to do.

[clanging]

Hang on, mateys.

I got a feeling
Bucky's really going to move.

-[bell clanging]
-[all] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

It's almost as if someone
or something was tickling him.

What's going on, Bucky? You okay?

-[all] Whoa.
-Oh, no.

[Jake] Looks like Bucky has a bad case
of Buccaneer Barnacles.

Buccaneer whaty-whats?

Barnacles.

Little sea creatures that stick
to the bottom of pirate ships

and tickle 'em. A lot.

[clanging]

We've got to get those things off our pal
or he won't be able to sail us anywhere.

But how?

I know.

Check out my Big Book
of Never Land Flowers.

Ah-ha. Here it is.

"The Zebra Rose is a very rare flower

with black and white stripes like a zebra.

Its strong aroma chases off
Buccaneer Barnacles."

It says here that the Zebra Rose
is only found on Crimson Isle.

That's Red Jessica's island.

Then that's where we're going.

Mateys, will you help us
find the Zebra Rose

and make Bucky's bad case
of barnacles go away?

Great.

Keep a look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword.
-I got my map.

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go find the Zebra Rose.

Yo-h*, mateys away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

And me

[all] Ahoy, Red Jessica.

Ahoy, mateys.

What brings ye all the way
to Crimson Isle?

It's our ship, Bucky.

He's got a bad case
of Buccaneer Barnacles.

I guess that means
you've come to find the Zebra Rose.

That's right.
Do you know where we can find it?

Aye, that I do.

Smee, I cannot wait
to give this fair flower

to the fairest pirate maiden
in Never... [gasps]

Jake and his puny pirates?

What are they doing here?

Oh, Cap'n, I'm sure
they were just passing by and...

Quick, hide.

Now, little mateys,
follow this map closely

and with a little pokin' around,
you'll find the Zebra Rose for sure.

-Gee, thanks.
-Bye-bye.

Arrivederci.

Did you hear that, Smee?

Red Jessica sent the popinjays on a quest
for a precious Zebra Rose.

How delightful.

[sighs] What am I doing?

She won't want this boring old red rose.

I must get that Zebra Rose
and bring it to her first.

We'll follow the popinjays to the flower
she truly desires...

and take it.

Oh, dear, dear me.

This way, mateys.

The map says the Zebra Rose
is in Rose Valley,

just over this... hill.

[Jake] The whole valley is full of roses.

[Izzy] In every color
under the Never Land sun.

Finding the Zebra Rose down there

will be like finding a cr*cker
in a haystack.

I don't know, Skully.

It shouldn't be that hard
to find a Zebra Rose

in a field of colorful flowers.

Ah, coconuts.

These rose bushes have thorns.

If we try to walk through those bushes,
we'll get poked.

But Bucky needs that Zebra Rose.

This sounds like an emergency.

Pixie dust away.

Come on, mateys.

Keep a lookout for a striped Zebra Rose.

Me genius plan is working, Smee.

Jake and his crew will do all the work.

Once they find the Zebra Rose,
I'll swoop in and take it.

Yo-h*, mateys. I found it.

Whoa. But I'm not the only one.

-[Izzy] Zebra Bees.
-[Cubby] Zebra Bees?

Now how are we going to get
the Zebra Rose to help Bucky?

Too bad there's no Lion Flies around.

Zebra Bees are afraid of them
because they roar like lions.

That's it, Izz.
Let's roar like Lion Flies.

[all roaring]

[laughing]

It worked. We chased the Zebra Bees away.

Now we can pick the Zebra Rose.

And we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go help Bucky.

I'll take that. [laughs]

Hey. Captain Hook.
We need that Zebra Rose.

Puny pirates,

I shall be the one to deliver
this exotic specimen.

"Deliver"? I'm confused.

Who's Hook going deliver the rose to?

I don't know,
but we need to get it back.

Bucky's counting on us.

Look.

We can see which rose
Hook and Smee are on.

It bends down when they hop on top of it.

Hey, if we bend it
all the way down to the ground,

maybe we could reach the Zebra Rose.

Great pirate plan, Cubby.

Mateys, they're on that rose.

Yo-h*, everyone jump.

Smee, what's happening?

Oh, dear. Perhaps I've had
too much pirate pudding, Cap'n.

-[chuckles]
-I'll take that back now.

Got it. You can let go, mateys.

[both screaming]

Yo-h*, mateys.

We got the Zebra Rose back,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
help good ship Bucky.

[Hook laughs]

Thank you, puny pirate.

The whirly-hook.
I never leave me ship without it.

Captain Hook, come back.
We need that rose to...

I'm not listening.

My pirate-gal desires this rose

and it shall be I
who delivers it to her.

He's taking the rose to Red Jessica.

After them, mateys.

-Cap'n. Hold on.
-Whoa.

[both grunt]

James? Mr. Smee?

The Zebra Rose... for you, m'lady.

[inhales deeply]

Why, how wonderful, James.

I didn't know you cared...

Why, of course I care...

...about Jake and his ship.

Jake and his... what now?

Uh, sorry, madam,
I'm afraid we're both a tad confused.

Why Jake and his spunky crew came here
to find the Zebra Rose.

They need it to cure their ship, Bucky,
of a bad case of Buccaneer Barnacles.

And you sweet man, you found it for them.

Thank you ever so much.

[sighs]

That's our cap'n.

Ahoy, Jake.

Ahoy, Red Jessica.

Captain Hook was good enough
to find the rose for you.

-Here it is.
-Thanks.

Um, and thank you, too, Captain Hook.

Don't mention it, Jake.

Come on, crew.

Let's get down to the dock
and help Bucky.

Psst. Here you go, Cap'n.

You... you kept the red rose?

Had a hunch you might need it, sir.

[clearing throat]

I picked another rose today.

A fair red rose for a fair pirate lass.

Oh, James, it's beautiful.

Red is my favorite color.

Thank you ever so much.

Oh, why, well... of course.

Yo-h*, Bucky, we did it.

We found the Zebra Rose.

[clanging]

Get a whiff of this, Barnacles.

[Barnacles giggling]

[sneezing]

[Cubby] Check it out.
The sweet rosy smell

is making 'em sneeze and fall off.

[sneezes]

Yo-h*, we did it.

We got the Buccaneer Barnacles
off of Bucky.

And we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab and sail on
back to Pirate Island.

On a tickle-free ship.

[clanging]

[all] You're welcome, Bucky.

Thanks for helping us cure
Bucky's barnacles, mateys.

Bucky feels better.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

Way, hey
Well done, crew

Everyone knew just what to do

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

It's time to count our gold doubloons.

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah.

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Yo-h*. For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

[giggling]

Crackers. I think Cubby's got one
of those tickling barnacles stuck on him.

[laughing] No, I just remembered
how funny we sounded

roarin' like Lion Flies.

[all laugh]

[roars]

Cap'n Hook.

Something's gotten
into the Jolly Roger, sir.

She won't sail in a straight line.

Maybe a ghost is steering the ship.

Oh. Keep it down, ye louts.

I am too busy being joyous for a change.

She loved my red rose.

[sighs, chuckles]

[Barnacles giggling]

[Jake] "Cubby's Pet Problem."

[Stormy] Ahoy, mateys.

Thanks for getting here so fast, Stormy.

You say you need help with a map?

Yep, it's a map of the bottom
of the Never Sea.

And it shows where to find
the Cave of Neptune.

Dancing dolphins.

I've heard of that place.

Legend says that an amazing
sea creature lives there.

But no one's ever seen it.

Say, mateys, let's check it out.

Yeah, and I can show you the way.

Would you like to go find
the Cave of Neptune with us?

Great.

Remember to keep a look out
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go on a sea serpent search.

Yo-h*, mateys away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

And me

Hold up, Bucky.
Neptune City is right below us.

It's time to go underwater.

-Wow.
-Awesome.

[bell clangs]

[all] Dive. Dive. Dive.

[Cubby] Cave of Neptune, here we come.

-Cool.
-Wild.

[Cubby] According to my map,
the Cave of Neptune is right around here.

Come on, let's get a closer look.

Wow, you guys have the coolest stuff.

[wailing]

Shiver me shellfish. What was that?

[Jake] It came from over there.

I bet this is the Cave of Neptune.

[Izzy] It's so big.

And whatever made that big noise
sounded big, too.

[wailing]

Aw, coconuts. Here it comes.

[squeaking]

Whoa! It's a baby sea serpent.

[Izzy] Aw, did you make that big noise?

[squeaks]

-That was probably his mother.
-[squeaks]

[giggles] That tickles.

You're so slinky,
I'm going to call you Slink.

Hey. Slink. You like to play?

Then fetch, Slink.

[burbles]

Aw, Slink wants to play some more, Cubby.

[horn blowing, bell ringing]

Flyin' flounders.
That's my sister Marina's signal.

It's lunchtime.

Nice meeting you, Slink.

-Bye, everybody.
-See you soon.

-Bye.
-So long.

Later.

[wailing]

Sounds like Slink's mama again.

She doesn't sound happy.

And I don't want to find out why.
Let's yo-h* go.

Okay, Cubby. All hands back on Bucky.

[Cubby] So long, Slink.

[sighs]

There's nothing like fresh crackers
after an undersea adventure.

Yeah, but it sure would've been fun
to bring Slink back with us.

Maybe, but Slink's too little
to be away from his mom.

And besides, taking care
of a sea serpent can't be easy.

Crackers. My crackers.

They're gone. Who could've...

[chomping]

[Skully] It's my crackers!

And Slink.

[Jake] He must've followed us home.

We've got to get Slink back to his home.

-And his mother.
-[whimpers]

Slink. Come back!

When a sea serpent hides from you

Then, mate, you got a lotta work to do

Slithery, wiggly sea serpent

If he's playin' hide and chase

Then all I can say is good luck, mate.

He's a squirmin'
Gigglin' sea serpent.

He's a swivelin', swervin'
Coilin' and curvin'

Sea serpent

We'll never catch him.

Maybe he'll come to us if we play fetch.

Come on, Slink. Fetch the stick.

Got you, you slippery little guy.

[squeaks]

Way to go. We caught Slink
and got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
take Slink back home.

[Hook] What an adorable,
slimy little beast.

Why, it's the cutest sea serpent
I ever did see, sir. [chuckles]

I must have it.

It will be perfect for me latest venture,
"Captain Hook's Seaside Petting Zoo."

A zoo? Oh. I mean, oh, dear.

You keep Slink busy, Cubby.

We'll get Bucky ready to go back
to the Cave of Neptune.

You got it, Jake.

Slink could play fetch all day
if we let him.

[grunts] Go, boy, go.

So sorry, sea pup cubby.

[Bones] Cap'n's orders,
you know how he is.

Good work.

-Now, lock it up below.
-[squeaking]

Slink's not going anywhere without me.

No way.

Whoa. [grunts]

Safe.

[Hook] Smee. Cast off
and set sail for Never Land.

Apologies there, little slimy guy.

But the Cap'n says
you have stay locked in here

till we get to his new zoo.

[squeaks]

Slink. It's okay, I'm here for you.

No one's going to put you in a zoo.

[squeaks]

But we've got a problem.
My mateys don't know where I am.

I've got to find a way to signal them

and let them know we need help.
But how?

-[squeaks]
-This is no time to fetch, Slink.

-[toots]
-Huh?

You made a flute out of that hollow stick.

I can signal my mateys with it
by playing a song.

[playing theme song]

-[Jake] Cubby!
-[Izzy] Where are you?

Sorry, guys, but I don't
see Cubby or Slink anywhere.

Where could they have gone?

[faint tune playing]

Hey. Somebody's playing our song.

It's coming from the Jolly Roger.

But who could be playing it?

[both] Cubby.

I hope my song worked.

[Stormy] Ahoy.
Pirate friends? Is that you?

Cubby. I heard your song.

Way-hey. Our signal worked
and we got two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go talk to Stormy.

Hook's trying to put Slink in a zoo,
and we've got to stop him.

Hmm. Maybe I can help.

Yo-h*, what do you know?

Maybe this stick
can help us get out of here.

Ah, Mr. Smee. What a wonderful day.

That little sea beast is going
to be the star of me new zoo.

Oh, I do hate to rain
on your wonderful day, sir. But...

Ahoy. Jolly Roger.

We heard Cubby's signal,
and we know he's on board your ship.

Smee, what is that puny pirate
bellowing about?

-[Cubby] Us.
-[squeaks]

Ah-ha. So a teensy-weensy stowaway
is trying to steal away

the star attraction of me zoo?

Well, rest assured, nothing is going
to get me to stop this ship.

[wailing]

What, pray tell, was that?

Captain Hook, I'd like you to meet
Slink's mother.

[bellowing]

[squeaking]

Smee. Steer us clear of that mommy.

Mommy, yes. [screams]

[Stormy] Uh-oh, now you've made her mad.

Blast.

-[wailing]
-[all screaming]

We got to get Cubby and Slink
to abandon ship.

This is an emergency.

Which means... pixie dust away.

-Thanks, Izzy.
-Anytime.

Yay-hey. We saved Cubby and Slink
and got six more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

[Hook] Blast you!

Thanks for the help, Stormy.

No problem.

[wailing happily]

And thank you too, Mrs. Sea Serpent.

-We got your baby back safe and sound.
-[squeaking]

[wailing]

Well, Slink, I... I guess
this is goodbye for now.

[whines]

Don't be sad. I'll see you again soon.

Hey. Why don't you keep this stick

so we can play some more
when we come visit you?

[squeaks]

[burbles happily]

-Fair winds.
-Bye.

-[Izzy] Bye.
-[Skully] So long.

[burbling]

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys.

Thanks for helping us with Slink.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

Way, hey
Well done, crew

Everyone knew just what to do

Way, hey
With help from you

It's time to count our gold doubloons

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah.

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

[Jake] Yo, h*. For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons.

Crackers. My crackers are gone again.
Is Slink back?

[chomping, gulps]

Sorry, but there's nothing better
than fresh crackers

after an undersea adventure.

Alas, no beasts have I for me zoo.

Cheer up, Cap'n.
We brought you some beasties.

The Tick-Tock Croc.

And the Octopus.

[burbles]

Smee.

Save me!

[up-tempo rock song playing]

Boo-boo-boo-boo

Underwater, that's the way

Under the sun beneath the waves

So wonderful, it's understood ♪

If you could swim like a fishy could

Dive below the bounding main

Where mermaids and the dolphins play

Sunken treasure gold doubloons

In the Kingdom of Neptune

- A fool's five fathoms down ♪
- Five fathoms down ♪

- Nobody's wearing a frown ♪
- Don't you wear a frown ♪

Positioning right off the reef

A tropical festival down in the deep

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Boo-boo-boo ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

- Down in the bubbly blue ♪
- Underwater ♪

Down in the bubbly blue

Boo-boo-bubbly-blue

Buh-buh-boo