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02x17 - Sail Away Treasure/The Mystery of Mysterious Island!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

02x17 - Sail Away Treasure/The Mystery of Mysterious Island!

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Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through

They're jolly buccaneers

Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates

Come along
We need some volunteers

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

With Jake and the Never Land Pirates

We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password!

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dings]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dings]

[Skully] Sail Away Treasure.

Crashing crackers!

This place is perfect
if you're a shipwreck!

[Cubby] That's why it's called
Shipwreck Beach, Skully!

Mateys, check out that wreck.

[Skully] Hey! It's just my size. Small!

And look, there's a bird figurehead!

I've always wanted my own ship.
Too bad that one's a wreck!

It looks like it could
have been made for you.

Hey, let's fix it up!

And you can sail it, Skully.

I could? That'd be great!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Oh, how exciting.

[all] Captain Hook!

Keep your hooks off my ship, Hook!

Relax, bird.
I'm not looking for shipwrecks.

I want treasure!

You sea pups haven't by chance seen
any treasure, have you?

[Izzy] Sorry, Mr. Smee,
but there's no treasure around here.

Except for this shipwreck.

We're going to fix it up
so it can sail again.

I'm going to call it the Leaky Beak!

[chuckles] That pitiful pile of planks
will never be a ship.

It's barnacle bait!

Sail on, lads, let us find real treasure!

Don't listen to Hook, Skully.

This may not be treasure to him,

but if we work together,
this ship will be as good as new!

Mateys, will you help us fix up
the Leaky Beak for Skully?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go fix up the Leaky Beak!

Yo-h*, mateys, away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go!

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team

Jake and the Never Land Pirates and me

The Leaky Beak is shipshape.
Let's take her out!

Hold on, we have to check the sail first.

Let's hoist it!

Awesome! That's not just a sail.
It's a treasure map!

Hmm.

Maybe this ship was on a treasure hunt
and never found the treasure!

Hey, if Cubby's right, I bet the treasure
was meant for someone on SkyBird Island!

Then let's go find the treasure
on Never Ever Peak Mountain.

[Skully] And bring it to SkyBird Island!

Yo-h*, let's go!

[all] Aye, aye, Captain Skully!

[Captain Hook] Aye, aye don't think so!

[Skully] Now what do you want?

I want that map!

It leads to what is most dear to me.
Treasure! So hand over the ship!

If old Feather Hat wants the Leaky Beak,
he has to catch it first!

The Leaky Beak has wings! Whoo-hoo!

This ship really is for the birds!

-Flying coconuts!
-Whoa!

Yo-h*! We made the Leaky Beak
fly away from Hook

and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go, go, go!

Fancy that! A flyin' birdy-boat!

Now I really want that ship!

Hop on, Smee.

-[Smee screams]
-Luck be with ya, sir!

Fly like a birdie!

[Skully] Never Ever Peak,
here comes the Leaky Beak!

The treasure chest we're looking for
is around here somewhere.

Cold crackers! All I see is snow,
but no treasure!

[groans]

Skully, I think you landed
on more than just snow!

Whoa! It's a treasure chest!

And it's got a feather on it,
just like the one on our sail!

Let's see what's inside.

Shiver me timbers! It's locked up tight.

I think we should follow the map
to SkyBird Island.

Maybe somebody there has the key.

Good pirate plan, Cubby.

Oh, I've got a much better plan!

Give me the little bird boat
and the treasure!

Hang on tight, me hearties.
We're out of here!

Come back here, you slippery swabs!

Oh, dear, the sea pups vanished
into thin air, but where did they go?

[both] SkyBird Island!

Gentle breezes. What a beautiful day!

Well, I'll be a fluttering feather!

SkyBird Island, h*!

All right! We reached SkyBird Island
and we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Ahoy, Princess Winger, Wise Old Parrot!

Oh, Skully, and all my pirate friends.

What a wonderful surprise!

However, the biggest surprise
is that you found my old ship!

Crackers! The Leaky Beak is yours?

It was a long, long time ago.

I was on my way
to pick up a special treasure

from Never Ever Peak Mountain

when I was caught
in a terrible storm at sea.

[thunder claps]

I was thrown off my ship!

Luckily, I made it back safely
to SkyBird Island,

but I never knew what happened to my ship.

[Jake] Good thing we found it
on Shipwreck Beach.

We fixed it up and found your map.

And you found my treasure too.

Well, whenever there's treasure,
you can always count on us finding it!

And you can always count on me takin' it!

My word!

Aw, coconuts!

There's only room for one captain
on this little ship!

Up, up, and away!

Into the wild blue yonder! [laughs]

How dare that sneaky snook do this!

Fear not, Princess Winger.

Captain Skully will get
the Wise Old Parrot's ship back.

And your treasure too.

[chuckles] I wouldn't worry
too much about it.

You wouldn't?

Actually, I'm looking forward
to old Feather Hat finding that treasure.

Ah! And now to see the treasure.

A whistle? What good is a whistle?

Well, maybe it's a magic whistle
and when you blow it, a treasure appears!

That's ridiculous!

Then again, stranger things have happened!

[inhales, whistles]

[Jake] Hook found a whistle.

But I don't see
what's so special about it.

Oh, it's not just any whistle.
This one calls for some friends of mine.

The Feathered Four, the brave ones
who protect SkyBird Island!

There they go now.

Blast it all, where's my treasure?

[stutters] Captain? Birds!

Not now, Smee! I want-- [scream]

Nice birdie! Nice birdie!

Oh! Saving you, Captain!

Oh, dear. [shouts]

Poor Mr. Smee and my ship are falling.

-Like a lead feather!
-This is an emergency!

Then it's pixie dust time!

[Smee yelling] Oh, dear!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Yay-hey! We saved Mr. Smee
and the Leaky Beak

and we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[giggles] Safe and sound
on the ground, yes!

[gasps] But what about the captain?

Pesky parrots!

Release me at once!

Why, Captain Hook, is that my whistle?

How good of you to bring it to me,
old chum!

But I didn't. Oh, bilgewater!

[groans] Enough of this birdie nonsense!

-Good riddance!
-[grunts]

-So long!
-Goodbye!

-Happy wings!
-Bye!

Oh, Skully! You and your pirate crew
are simply the best!

Which is why I want you all
to keep the Leaky Beak

as my way of saying thanks!

But you're her captain!

The ship has a new captain now, Skully.

-You.
-Me? For real?

"Captain Skully,"
I love the sound of that.

[all] Way-hey for Captain Skully!

Sail away with me through the sky

Cast off the anchor now and we can fly

Come on, mate, let's try

Sky sailing

Captain, sail away with me

Sky sailing

On a pirate ship with wings

Thanks for helping us return
the Leaky Beak's treasure

to SkyBird Island, me hearties!

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Way, hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do

Way, hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons!

Come on! Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

-[Jake] One, two...
-[Cubby] Three, four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons!

[Skully] And Cubby's got wings!

Flying isn't just for the birds.

[laughs]

[spits]

I never want to see another bird
for the rest of me life!

Oh, then I guess we won't be needing
to fill the new birdie feeder

with all this birdie-seed!

Birdie-seed?

I'm not feeding any birdies on my ship!

Give me that!

[squawking]

-Smee! [screams]
-Have a nice flight, Captain!

[Jake] The Mystery of Mysterious Island.

Look alive! It be Bucky
and them little popinjays!

Aha, Mr. Smee.
Here come those pesky pint-sized pirates.

Only this time they shan't bother me,
thanks to me latest device.

The Foggy-Fogger 500! It makes fog!

Clever, Captain!

Why, if you make a cloud
of fog around our ship,

the sea pups won't be able to see us!

[chuckles] Exactly!
And then I can easily spy on them!

Observe, if you please.

[whistles]

[Izzy gasps] I found it!

I can't believe my beach ball
floated this far!

Heads up, me hearties! Land h*!

Land? Here? There's no island on my map.

[gasps] Could it be?
It's the mysterious island!

Sounds mysterious.

It is.

Legend says it appears out of nowhere,
then disappears just as quickly!

No one knows why or when
the island appears and then disappears.

And no one's ever stepped foot on it!

I guess that's why
it's called Mysterious Island.

Hey, let's be the first pirates
to explore the island!

Maybe we can find out
what makes it appear and then disappear!

Mateys, would you like to help us
solve the mystery of Mysterious Island?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Yo-h*, mateys, away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go!

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team

Jake and the Never Land Pirates and me

[Captain Hook]
Well, well, so the puny pirates

have set their sights
on Mysterious Island!

Mysterious Island?

Oh, I heard that it comes,

it goes, and where it stops, nobody knows.

And them that goes looking for it
never comes back.

Oh, poppycock. We'll soon know all
there is to know about that island!

Sharky, Bones!
Set sail for Mysterious Island!

[both] Aye, aye, Captain.

Time to make more fog
and slow down those scurvy little swabs

so we can sneak past them!

[whistling]

[Cubby] Hey! What's with all this fog?

I can't see a thing!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!
We've got to get rid of this fog!

Good idea, Bucky! Let's fan the fog away.

Yay-hey! We fanned the fog away
and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go to Mysterious Island!

Uh, there's one problem.
Mysterious Island is gone!

-Gone? But how?
-It's a mystery.

But that isn't! The Jolly Roger!

This is impossible!

The Mysterious Island vanished
into thin air!

[gulps] It's like they say,
"Now you sees it, now yous don't!"

Next thing you know,
we'll all be disappearing like ghosts!

Well, we haven't disappeared yet,

and now the sea pups can see us
as clear as day!

[Jake] Ahoy, Captain Hook, Mr. Smee!

We're on our way
to solve the mystery of Mysterious Island.

Have you seen it?

Island? Here? Why, that's preposterous!

-[rumbling]
-[screams]

[Captain Hook] What in plunder...

[all shouting]

-[Cubby] Holy coconuts!
-[Smee] Oh, my!

[Jake] Mysterious Island just popped up
right underneath us.

This is unbelievable!
Why, it's positively mysterious!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mysterious Mystery Island
Why, oh, why, do you disappear?

Mysterious Mystery Island

First you're gone
And then you're right here

Why are you playing hide-and-seeky
How can an island be so creepy?

Mysterious Mystery Island, gone again

And then you're right here

Come on, mateys. Let's explore the island
and find out why it keeps disappearing!

This place is weird.

The ground's really hard and shiny
and look at these funny-looking streams!

This isn't like any island
I've ever been on.

Oh, dear.

I'm afraid you won't be the first pirate

to step foot
on Mysterious Island, Captain.

Perhaps! But it's not too late for me

to be the first pirate
to solve the mystery!

Follow me, boys!

Careful, everybody!

The ground is as slippery as an eel,
especially the green stuff.

[shouts]

[gasps] Huh? Whoa!

We've got to stop Cubby
from sliding and getting hurt!

I've got an idea.

Grab the end
of the seaweed rope, Cubby! Yeah!

-Got it!
-Now, let's reel him in, me hearties.

Thanks for fishing me out, mateys!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We worked together,
stopped Cubby from sliding away,

and got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Blast! Save me, Smee!

[shouting] I'm trying, sir!

[both scream, groan]

-Are you okay, Captain Hook?
-I'll be fine.

But is this any way
for my island to treat me?

After all, I am its new owner.

What? This island doesn't belong to you!

I, Captain Hook, claim this island
to belong to Captain Hook!

-[grunts]
-[clanks]

What in blazes?

There.

Mysterious Island is mine! All mine!

So, get off me island, puny pests.
You're trespassing!

Hook, you can't just say
you own the island and then kick us off!

-I can't?
-[gasps]

And who, pray tell, is going to stop me?

-[stutters] Maybe him?
-Him who?

[growls]

Save me, Smee!

[stutters] Save us all, Mr. Smee!

Shiver me timbers from head to toe!

That's the biggest sea serpent ever!

That's not a sea serpent.
It's a giant sea turtle!

That means we're standing
on the turtle's shell!

Then Mysterious Island
isn't an island after all?

No! And that's why it appears
and disappears in the Never Sea!

Yeah! This place
is really a giant sea turtle

swimming around
and diving under the water!

All right! We did it!

We solved the mystery
of Mysterious Island!

Whoo-hoo! Let's celebrate!

[growls]

We'd better get back to Bucky.

Unless we want to take a swim!

Step lively, boys!

Back to the Jolly Roger! Whoa!

-[Smee] Oh, dear!
-[all shouting]

-[Jake] Whoa!
-[Izzy] No way!

-Whoa!
-Quick! On your feet!

We've got to get back on Bucky, fast!

This is an emergency! Pixie dust away!

Thanks, Izz. Now let's give old Hook
and his men a hand.

-Captain Hook, do you need a lift?
-Never!

Uh... Well, if you insist.

-[Hook shouting]
-[Smee] Oh, my!

-Whee!
-[all grunt]

Way-hey!

We rescued everybody
and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

-[Jake] So long!
-[Cubby] Bye!

-[Izzy] Fair winds!
-[Skully] Ciao!

[chuckles] Gee, I wonder where
the giant turtle is going now.

It's a mystery!

Mateys, thanks for helping us explore
Mysterious Island and solve its mystery!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

Way, hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do

Way, hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons!

Come on! Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

-[Cubby] One, two, three...
-[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons!

And we've got another mystery.

-Where'd everybody go?
-[both] We're right here!

[laugh]

[Captain Hook sighs] Alas, Mr. Smee.

All I wanted was an island of me own.

Is that too much to ask?

Cheer up, Captain!
I see a tiny island up ahead.

Good eye, Mr. Smee.

I, the great and glorious Captain Hook,
claim this island to be...

The Tick Tock Croc! Smee!

Save me!

When the day is wrapped up
And the ship is packed up

Jake will point the way
Time to sail away

But before we do

Me and my whole crew
We're gonna sing farewell to you

Hoist the sails and let 'em go
Make sure all the treasure's stowed

We'll come back before you know

Farewell to you, fair weather, too

Goodbye, crew

Farewell to you, fair weather, too
Goodbye, crew

Goodbye, crew!

Fair winds, I say to thee

-♪ We'll see you mateys on the sea
-Goodbye, crew!

We're off to Never Land
Thanks for joining our pirate band

Farewell to you, fair weather, too
Goodbye, crew

Farewell to you, fair weather, too

-♪ Goodbye, crew
-[bell dings]