Little Red Walking Hood (1937)

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(GROWLS)

(WHISTLING)

(HONKING)

Hello, pretty girl.

Going my way, Babe?

Really, in this modern age of flaming youth, a girl has to put up with such embarrassing situations.

Really we do, don't we, girls?

Two-thirds of you girls out there have gone through just what I'm going through now.

You know how it is, don't you, girls?

(WHISTLING)

Gee, but you're swell, and, baby, you're marvelous.

And when I say swell, I mean you're lovely as well.

You know what I mean?

And when I say lovely, I mean you're glorious, too.

Oh, honey, I'm mad about you.

You know I am.

Why, you're about the grandest little thing that I ever knew, you know.

And you got just what it takes.

Kid, you got looks and class.

And I'm telling you, honey, you get the luckiest breaks.

And I mean lucky, for what else could it be when a babe like you gets a break with me.

A big shot like me.

On the level, babe, you're swell.

(CHIRPING)

Oh, please go away.

Really, you can't tempt me with your soft words and sweet music.

Now I must be on my way to my grandmother's, and I'm perfectly capable of traveling alone.

Now scram, Romeo! Scram!

(WHISTLING)

(WHISTLING)

(PANTING)

I hope old Grandma's home.

I hope, hope, hope...

(CHUCKLING)

GRANDMA: Who's there?

(CLEARS THROAT)

(IN GIRL'S VOICE)
It's me, Little Red Riding Habit.

(SCREAMS)

Wolf, stay away from my door!

(GRUNTING)

(WHISTLING)

(GROWLS)

(BEEPING)

(SCREAMING)

(RINGING)

King's "X"!

Hello! Hello!

Oh, yes.

Will you people pardon me just a minute?

Let me see now. One dozen eggs...

It's the grocer, folks.

(CHUCKLES)

A pound of butter, one head of lettuce, a can of peas...

- Oh, come on, Grandma.

...one half dozen summer squash, a lemon pie, and a case of gin.

Goodbye.

(WHOOPS) Here we go again.

(SCREAMING)

(WHISTLING)

(HONKS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

It is I, Red Riding Hood, Grandmother.

Gee, Grandma, it's Red. Give me the stuff.

Come on, give me the stuff.

(IMITATING GRANDMA'S VOICE) Come in.

But, Grandmother, what large optics you have.

All the better to see you with, my dear.

And Grandmother, what a large schnozola you have.

I can't hear very good.

Come a little closer.

But Grandmother... Rather childish and a bit silly, don't you think?

Oh, what enormous teeth you possess.

Yeah, well, all the better to eat you with.

(SCREAMING)

(WOLF LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

Silly way to make a living, don't you think?

(SCREAMING)

Hey, Red, just a minute.

Let's wait till these people here get seated, and we'll go on with this thing.

Okay, let's go.

(SCREAMING)

(WHISTLING)

Hey, bud. Hey, just a minute, bud.

- Now, who the heck are you anyway?
- Who me?

I'm the hero in this picture.

(LAUGHING)