[light music]
[bright music]
[paint splats]
[gentle music]
[dramatic music]
[logo twinkles]
[firefly wings flapping]
[upbeat music]
[firefly wings flapping]
[mysterious music]
[voice whispers]
[dramatic music]
[light piano music]
[wondrous music]
[energetic music]
[Angelo] First, it'll open
with the credits
and a loud
jaw-dropping soundtrack.
[Angelo singing]
The credits are gonna
have a ton of names though,
'cause the movie
will cost a billion dollars
and the special effects
are gonna be like,
pow, pow, pow!
And I can't forget
about the action scenes!
[Angelo grunting]
Oh, but there's no
love scenes in the movie
'cause everyone
knows those are ugh!
And you better
believe there's gonna be
a bunch of super famous actors
doing the craziest stunts
you've ever seen,
like jumping off
a spaceship onto an atom b*mb!
Boom!
[Angelo singing]
The credits will
continue appearing on screen
with names you won't even
have time to read
because they're
so long and boring!
It starts like this.
Angelo presents
"The Adventures of Angelo."
Hold on, let me try again.
Angelo presents "The Adventures
of Angelo the Adventurer,"
and the title of
today's episode is,
"Angelo's Search
for the Holy Grail."
[mysterious music]
[birds chirping]
[animals hooting]
[in deep voice] Hi there, kids.
It is I, Angelo,
the world's greatest adventurer.
I'm on a mission to find
the legendary
Grail of Eternal Life.
My search has
led me to this jungle
where danger
lurks around every turn.
-[dramatic music]
-There!
[punch thuds]
There!
[Angelo grunting]
There!
-Whoa!
-Wow!
Angelo, eat up so
you can go brush your teeth.
[water splashes]
Nobody gets to tell Angelo
what he can
and can't do, sweetie.
What's that?
-Oh, it's nothing.
-Hmm.
[Angelo slurping food]
[Ellie cooing]
Keep eating that fast
and you'll give
yourself a tummy ache.
[dramatic music]
Thank you, oh wise one,
for your precious advice.
Now, where must I look to find
the legendary
Grail of Eternal Life?
You'll find the grail at
the foot of the Devil's Faucet.
But I recommend
that you turn back now
for it is only your death
that awaits you there.
[Angelo laughs]
Not even death scares Angelo.
[playful music]
I understand.
I'll get on it right away.
Honey, could
you heat up Ellie's food?
I have to send an email.
Oh, with pleasure.
After all this little tiger
needs her feeding.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
[Ellie grumbling]
[mysterious music]
[tiger growling]
[snapping]
[tiger roaring]
[Ellie cooing]
[dramatic music]
[Mom] Where's Leo?
[Ellie munching]
Oh, I don't believe this.
Leo, it's time to eat!
[video game beeping]
[lasers zapping]
[Mom]
Leo, get down here now!
Okay, heard you the first time!
-Ugh.
-[dramatic music]
Could it be?
My lifelong arch nemesis,
Doofus Man?
[dramatic music]
So, which setting
is for Ellie's food?
What? The usual.
I'm sorry.
Um...
[Ellie whimpers]
The usual it is.
[microwave humming]
[Angelo] After having
escaped death 18 times,
Angelo finally found the relic
he'd been searching for.
[Angelo the Adventurer]
The Holy Grail.
[Ellie crying]
I promise
that it'll be ready a minute.
[jar clangs]
[electricity zaps]
[microwave dings]
[food bubbling]
How about a delicious
slice of sandwich bread instead?
[tiger Ellie growls]
[Angelo] Angelo the Adventurer
was making his way
to the grail when suddenly...
[tarantula rumbling]
Tarantula Gigantica appears!
[spider squeaking]
We can hear you, slap head.
Doofus Man.
[Angelo] Doofus Man
is Angelo the Adventurer's
arch nemesis
who was pieced
together from other doofuses.
[Doofus Man laughs menacingly]
Look at the cute little spider.
Let's find out how it looks
after I'm done squashing it.
Leave him alone!
He didn't do anything wrong!
We'll just see
about that, slap head.
Nobody calls me slap head
and gets away with it.
[knuckles crunch]
[dramatic music]
[Angelo the Adventurer shouting]
Slap head! Slap head! Slap head!
-[Ellie crying]
-No need to be upset.
-[cellphone buzzing]
-Hmm?
Hey, what's going on?
Is it serious?
What did the doctor say?
There's no hope? Really?
[solemn music]
I, I understand.
We'll get there
soon as possible.
[Mom sobbing]
What's the matter, darling?
[Mom] That was my sister.
Mom's fallen ill.
She's not gonna make it.
[Mom sobbing]
What's Mom sad about?
Are you getting divorced?
[Ellie babbles]
Your aunt just called.
She said Gran is sick.
The, the doctor
seems to think it's serious.
I hate to say it,
but your gran might not
be here with us much longer.
What's wrong with her?
Is she really gonna die?
Has her battery run out?
[Ellie babbles]
Uh...
Gran's gonna die?
But I can't
imagine life without her.
-[birds chirping]
-Gran lives in the countryside
where it's crawling
with all sorts of critters.
[Angelo grunting]
Hurry up and help me, Gran,
before I get eaten alive
by these brain sucking aliens!
[Angelo shouting]
Too late.
Be sure to take
your shoes off before coming in.
[Angelo] Gran always cheats
whenever we play cards.
You cheated!
Ha! Prove it.
[Angelo]
Sometimes with Gran
I get to watch movies that are
usually just for grownups.
Now you'll know what
they call me Ragnar the Butcher!
[weapon thuds]
[blood squelches]
Close your eyes.
It's too graphic.
[Angelo] Come on!
Gran has a way with
words and the best advice.
If you have to make
an important decision,
listen to
your inner voice above all else.
It'll always tell
you the right thing to do.
If anyone says otherwise,
you give 'em this.
I promise I will.
[Gran] Psst.
[Angelo] Gran has a special
way of handing out candy.
[Gran] Which hand?
[mysterious music]
But don't tell your mom.
You got it.
Oh, you're such a rascal,
aren't ya? [chuckles]
[Angelo] But above all,
she gives lovely
Gran-smelling hugs.
[gentle music]
[engine rumbling]
Hmm.
Didn't we pass here already?
sh*t, you're right.
[Angelo gasps]
Daddy said a curse word!
What did he say?
He just said sh*t.
[Leo laughing]
Angelo cursed!
Shut up, you doofus.
You're the doofus, slap head.
Would it k*ll you
to use the GPS?
Stop calling me slap head,
you mega doofus.
-Slap head. Slap head.
-Shut up.
-Slap head. Slap head.
-Shut up!
It's the same every time.
-[Angelo and Leo yelling]
-[Mom] "We don't need a GPS."
"No machine's
gonna tell me where to go."
-[Angelo] Shut up!
-[Mom] Blah, blah, blah.
[Leo and Angelo shouting]
[Mom] All while we go
in circles.
[Dad grumbling]
[tires screech]
That's enough!
[Ellie crying]
Now look what you've done.
Don't worry, sweetie.
Everything's okay.
I think it's best
we pull over for a break.
[Dad]
Use the bathroom, everyone.
[door thuds]
[flies buzzing]
Ugh, this is gross.
-Awesome!
-[camera shutter clicking]
Hey.
Ooh. [laughs]
[mysterious music]
[flies buzzing]
While on a dangerous
journey that goes back in time,
Angelo discovers
a world inhabited
by terrifying and
mysterious creatures.
[fly squeaking]
[mysterious music]
[door rumbles]
Hmm.
[wings flapping]
It seems I'm finally
going to get to observe
the lizard Detritus Rex
here in its natural habitat.
Come with me.
[dramatic music]
[flies buzzing]
[mysterious music]
Yes. Sorry about that.
We got a bit lost,
but we'll be there soon
because we're
sticking to the GPS.
Hello. I am Mark 7,
your onboard computer.
You'll want to
take the first exit west.
Alright, let's go.
Everyone here?
-Yeah.
-[Ellie babbles]
[dramatic music]
Huh? They're leaving?
Come back! You left me behind!
[horn blaring]
[Angelo shouts]
[truck roaring]
[Angelo whimpering]
[Angelo screaming]
[traffic roaring]
[Angelo grunts]
[solemn piano music]
I'm gonna rot here
surrounded by trash bugs,
alone and abandoned.
My only chance to survive
is eating these soggy old fries.
[light zapping]
[light crackles]
[sobbing] I wanna go home!
My whole life's ruined!
[dramatic music]
What's this?
Are you whining and
giving up? Just like that?
Boo-hoo, I'm lost and alone!
I need you to
get a grip, Angelo.
During times like these,
you have to learn to twist
adversity like this metal bar!
A real adventurer
laughs at danger.
A real adventurer
never gives up.
A real adventurer always
finds his way back to Gran!
[dramatic music]
He's got a point.
After all, I am
Angelo the Adventurer!
Granny lives in the south.
I know because
it's always warm there
and south is...
There!
[mysterious music]
[animals hooting]
[Angelo gulps]
[fly squeaking]
[animals hooting]
[tree creaking]
[branch snaps]
[Angelo gasps]
[animals calling]
Huh?
[mysterious music]
[wings flapping]
Excuse me. Who are you?
Oh!
Huh? Hang on.
Wait for me!
You're going too fast!
[mysterious music]
[Angelo grunting]
[branches thwacking]
Well, isn't this lovely?
Ooh.
[branches creaking]
[mysterious music]
[branches creaking]
[mysterious music]
What is this place?
[creature] Ooh.
[dramatic music]
Where are you going?
[voice echoing]
[mysterious music]
[dramatic music]
[mysterious music]
[birds calling]
[groans]
-[birds calling]
-Huh?
-[guard ant] Alert, alert!
-Huh?
-[guard ant] Alert, alert!
-Huh?
Alert! Intruder alert!
-[ants grunting]
-[guard ant] Alert! Alert!
No, no. I don't mean any harm.
I'm lost is all.
Lies! Your words can't fool us.
I bet Ultra sent you! Attack!
[horn bugling]
-[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
-Huh? Hold on.
Cut it out!
-[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
-Ow!
[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
Hey! That really hurts,
you guys.
[Angelo screaming]
[rope squeaking]
[ants shouting]
Make it stop!
-[Angelo shouting]
-[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
[guard ant screams]
[horn bugling]
[ants cackling]
[dramatic music]
[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
[body thuds]
[laughs] End of the line, demon!
Fine then, have it your way.
[light zapping]
Ah! No!
I'm burning up here!
[laughs]
More like getting a tan.
[ants laughing]
[Angelo grumbles]
[saws buzzing]
[wood creaking]
[ants screaming]
Strike Team, take control!
[tree creaking]
What are you waiting for?
Move it!
[ants] Run! Run! Run!
[saws buzzing]
[Angelo] Mommy!
-[dramatic music]
-[ants] Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
[saws buzzing]
[Angelo shouting]
The red ants shall never
forget your noble sacrifice.
[horn bugling]
[ants shouting]
[Angelo yells]
-[saws buzzing]
-Mommy!
[metal clanging]
[car rumbling]
[playful music]
[kids snoring]
[Dad whistling]
You are driving too
close to the shoulder.
Do you have to
talk all the time?
Time is a relative concept,
especially for
us high potentials.
Blah, blah, blah.
We get it, Mister Know-It-All.
Mister Smartest-in-the-Room.
Mister Blow-Your-Own-Trumpet.
You are quite right,
as I'm from
the latest generation
of artificial intelligence.
[Dad yawning]
My artificial intelligence
is easily superior
to that of yours.
My margin of error
is no more than 0.01%.
Ah, so you can be wrong.
Yes, but the probability of
that happening is nearly zero.
But we agree
that it is possible.
Technically speaking, yes,
-but as I just--
-Shh.
But who knows?
Maybe you're wrong
when you say you can be wrong.
The--the--the statement
is absurd.
I--I--I don't understand
what you're saying.
[chuckles] So where to now, huh?
Turn right.
-No, no, no, left.
-[Dad chuckles]
Make up your mind, genius.
[birds calling]
[animals hooting]
[mysterious music]
I've gotta get out of this
crazy place before I get hurt!
Which way is south?
[compass whirring]
Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough!
I've had enough!
Quit banging
your head on my tree, will ya?
Uh, that wasn't me. Promise.
[playful music]
I, I'm sorry Mr. Bird.
It was me. Sorry about that.
What's going on
with you, little man?
Why are you upset?
I'm trying to go see
my gran who got really sick.
[Angelo sniffles]
-Hmm?
-[Angelo] But now I'm lost.
Hmm?
Your plight has touched me.
I'll launch myself into the air
and tell
you where to go from above!
Seriously? Thanks Mr. Bird.
Up into the firmament I go then!
[bird grunting]
[bird grunting]
[bird wheezes]
Um...
-You okay, Mr. Bird?
-[grunting]
I'm all right.
[head pops]
I'm used to it now.
So you're actually a squirrel?
That I am, little man,
and it's a tragedy.
After all, I dream to be a bird.
[bright music]
[birds chirping]
Ever since I was little,
I dreamt of flying like a bird.
I guess I never really felt
like a squirrel to begin with.
Stop daydreaming and
help me get acorns, Fabrice.
[Fabrice]
I decided to tell my father.
When I grow up,
I wanna be a bird.
What? We squirrels don't fly.
We collect acorns.
The squirrel God
made us that way.
[Fabrice] Tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
And so I started
secretly dressing up
as a bird whenever I could.
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
But one day,
my father caught me.
[nuts clatter]
Disgraceful!
And ridiculous!
Honey, calm down.
I want you out of my sight!
[Fabrice] After that,
I decided to leave for good
to be on my own.
Bye, losers.
See you from the sky.
[body thuds]
[Fabrice grunts]
[birds chirping]
Write to us, Fabrice.
It is what it is.
That's just life.
Good luck, little man.
Maybe there's a way.
After all, Gran told me to
never give up on your dreams.
Never!
Switching over
to super brain mode.
Please don't. I'm tired.
[punches thudding]
[brain grunting]
-[cuckoo clock chiming]
-Wait a sec.
I've got an idea.
[Angelo] Fabrice, come back!
I can help you!
Help me to fly? Really?
Maybe.
Look!
-Yes?
-[Angelo inhales]
[balloon whooshing]
Excuse me, a little knot.
And ta-da!
Okay, so now what?
[wind howling]
Oh. [gasps]
Am I flying? I'm flying!
Ha ha! I'm flying!
I'm a bird now! [laughs]
Yes! Nice one, Angelo.
[Fabrice] I'm flying!
Whoa!
[Fabrice laughing]
I'm up in the sky! [laughs]
What can you see from up there?
Anything?
Oh, I see, uh,
I see...
[ominous music]
[flames roaring]
What do you see?
I see, it's like, it's like--
What? Say it!
Whatever it is, it isn't good.
Whoa!
Oh.
[animals hooting]
[ominous music]
[machine rumbling]
I had that dream again
where I was old.
-[robot] Mm-hmm.
-When I went to the bathroom
and looked at
myself in the mirror,
my face was all wrinkly.
-[robot] Yes?
-It was falling off.
I was old.
Mm, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[whimpers] I was awakened
by a scream of terror.
[screams]
-[robot] Oh my.
-And do you know what?
It was my scream.
[robot] Calm down and
take a deep breath.
It was just a bad dream.
That's all.
Yes, you're right.
I'm still young and handsome.
Thank you for the talk.
I'm ready for destruction.
Let's do this.
[metal clangs]
[robot] I still sense
an aggressive tendency.
I suggest
we meet again next week.
That won't be necessary.
I'll be okay.
[whooshing]
[metal clanging]
[doors whooshing]
[light elevator music]
[hand squeaking]
Well, hello there.
Haven't we met before?
[giggles] Possibly. [giggles]
I feel there's
a spark between us.
[giggles]
Oh dear. I'm blushing.
I must look vile.
Not at all. You look sublime.
[giggles] Oh, really? Prove it.
[chuckles]
[doors whoosh]
[moaning softly]
[metal clanging]
[robots whirring]
[dramatic music]
Status. 41, report.
[41] No sign of
the Spring of Immortality.
Well, one of
our sniffers found it.
But then...
Then what?
[41] Then poof, it vanished.
Vanished?
[robot whooshes]
[metal clangs]
[Ultra] Bungler.
Bungler! Bungler!
And you're a bungler!
Each and every
one of you are bunglers,
but it's like you can't help it.
You were born to bungle.
So now I am
surrounded by bunglers!
Oh, I'm getting tired of this.
I just feel like no one
understands me
or loves me!
[Ultra sobbing]
[robots whirring]
[robots] But we love you.
Hmm? Really?
Then sing it for me.
Sing it.
The Ultra Anthem.
Allez.
Un, deux, trois, quatre.
-[bright music]
-[robot group 1] Ultra
-[group 2 singing in French]
-[robot group 1] Ultra
-[group 2 singing in French]
-[robot group 1] Ultra
-[group 2 singing in French]
-[group 1] Ultra, Ultra
[Ultra] Oh, how I love this bit!
[robots singing in French]
It gives me goosebumps!
[robots singing in French]
[dramatic music]
[Ultra laughing]
[robots continue singing
in French]
It makes me want to march
and shove everything
that stands in my way!
[Ultra laughing]
-[robots singing in French]
-Ultra
Sing with me.
-Ultra
-[robots singing in French]
-[Ultra] Ultra
-[robots slowly stop singing]
-Hmm.
-[Fabrice laughs nervously]
What is that thing?
Are you seeing this? I'm flying!
-Ah!
-[wind howling]
[robot whirring]
Go find that spring
for me, you bunglers!
[robots whooshing]
[robots thudding]
[machine humming]
[machine zapping]
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
[ominous music]
[gentle music]
[birds chirping]
[mushroom farts]
[mushrooms farting]
[Angelo squeals]
[music continues]
[wind howling]
[rain pattering]
[vehicles rumbling]
[music swells]
[branch creaks]
[music fades, continues]
[birds chirping]
[mushrooms farting]
I'm lost!
What do I do?
Everything here looks the same.
-I'm lost!
-[mushroom farts]
[Angelo sighs]
Oh, hope may be gone
but at least I still have
this bag of candy with me
so I can eat until I puke.
[Angelo munching]
[playful music]
[Angelo grunting]
No wait!
Let go of that!
[playful music]
[candies popping]
Give it back! That's mine!
Gotcha.
[Angelo grunting]
Ha ha!
Thief, no one
takes my candy from me.
[Angelo gasps]
[dramatic music]
[Angelo whimpers]
Ah! Mommy!
Mommy!
Ah!
[screaming]
[dramatic music]
[mysterious music]
Hmm.
Uh, hi there.
How are you? I am Angelo.
So, uh, what's your name?
Goouh.
Something tells me
that you really like candy.
[Goouh shouts]
Yeah, I thought so.
I knew that you liked
candy just like me.
Hmm.
Oh, what a shame. Only one left.
Hmm?
[Goouh grumbling]
Goouh?
[Angelo sighs]
-[Goouh grumbling]
-Okay, you can have it.
Open up.
Goouh.
[Goouh swallows]
[Goouh burps]
[twinkling music]
Wow. How polite.
[mysterious music]
[flowers popping]
[wings flapping]
[Angelo sighs]
Goouh?
[engines roaring]
Goouh.
[earth rumbling]
Goouh?
[mysterious music]
-[flowers popping]
-Huh? A path.
Thank you, Goouh.
[birds chirping]
[machinery clanging]
[earth squelching]
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
[mysterious music]
[rock clatters]
Anybody there?
[voice echoing]
-[voice] Nobody's here!
-Very funny.
[machinery clanging]
-Spring.
-[dramatic music]
[machinery clanging]
[display beeping]
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
-Spring.
-[Angelo screams]
Mommy!
[Angelo screaming]
Mommy?
Mommy? Mommy! Mommy!
[boulder thuds]
Spring.
[electricity zaps]
[pebbles clattering]
Resistance!
[chill psychedelic music]
[wind howling]
Oh, my little spring.
Mine at last.
That's it. Let your beauty
wash over me. [gasps]
[alarm blaring]
What? It wasn't me, I swear.
General Ultra,
one of our sniffers
has just been destroyed.
What? How?
Was it the resistance again?
Oh, I didn't travel the cosmos--
[Ultra choking]
[Ultra gasping]
Fetch my pills!
[Ultra gargling pills]
[Ultra exhales]
Soon enough, I'll put an end
to each of those vermin.
Status of the Ultramator?
As predicted, General Ultra,
we should be finished on--
[robot whooshes]
-[metal clanging]
-...time.
Oopsie, I'm sorry about that.
Bad habit.
[dramatic music]
[Angelo the Adventurer grunting]
Hi kids, it's Angelo
the Adventurer. I'm back.
I've been thrust
into a parallel world.
A dangerous one,
for real this time.
But nothing can
stop me on my quest
to find my beloved grandma.
And you better believe
I'll knock out anyone
who dares stand in my way!
[Zaza] Talking to yourself now?
[screams]
[Zaza laughs]
Hey, what are you laughing at?
I'm Zaza and what's your name?
My name's Angelo.
That was you earlier, wasn't it?
Huh?
Uh, what do you mean?
It was you who destroyed
that robot.
Resistance!
Sorry, but no, it wasn't me.
But it had to be you.
You had a mask,
but I remember you.
Nope, it wasn't me.
-Yes.
-Nope.
-Yes.
-Nope.
Yes!
[playful music]
Okay. It was me.
But my identity is a secret.
Security reasons.
Ultra sees everything.
-[suspenseful music]
-You wanna know a secret?
Do ya?
Mwah.
[bright music]
Gross! Why would
you do something like that?
Because duty calls.
Don't try to hold
me back from it, fianc.
Resistance!
[playful music]
[Fabrice laughing]
I'm flying! Ooh hoo!
I'm a bird! Hoo hoo!
I'm flying! [laughs]
[wind howling]
[mallet thwacking]
You are now entering
the Valley of Despaire?
Yes, that's right, young man.
Just over there is
the Valley of Despaire.
[voice echoing]
[ominous music]
I think "Despaire"
has a spelling mistake.
There's no E at the end.
Hm, you think I made a mistake?
You sure about that?
Well, there's no E at
the end of despair. So yeah.
Well, I don't see
any spelling mistake.
[Jojo slurps]
I don't see one either,
Franky. [laughs]
More importantly,
my young friend,
I'm sure you are dying to hear
all about the riveting history
of the Valley of Despair.
-But without an E.
-Uh, I don't know, I--
Ah, that's what I thought.
[wood thwacks]
[wheels creaking]
[screen whirring]
[Jojo squelching]
[film reel whirring]
[dramatic piano music]
[announcer]
Franky presents
"The Terrible and
Treacherous History
of the Valley of Despair."
[jaunty music]
[birds chirping]
[Franky]
The Valley of Despair
used to be called
the Valley of Happiness.
Ooh!
[Franky] It was a place
where the living was good.
Hi! Hello, hello!
[Franky] The spirit of
the forest watched over us.
-[bee] Hello!
-[spirit] Ooh!
[Franky]
I guess you could say
they were the good old days.
Hello!
Ah!
[munching]
[burps]
[rumbling]
[ominous music]
[Franky]
Then one day, Ultra showed up.
[thunder rumbling]
[all whimpering]
[Franky]
He said that henceforth,
the forest belonged to him
and that we better scram.
[robots popping]
[expl*si*n rumbling]
[robots whirring]
[metal clanging]
[all shriek]
[dramatic music]
[robot whirring]
[solemn music]
[flames crackling]
Why'd he do that?
Because he's trying
to find the Spring of Life.
The Spring of Life? What's that?
[Jojo] Sit down and be quiet!
[Franky] The Spring of Life
is an amazing spring
that's able to cure
anyone of any ailment.
Some even claim it's able
to cure someone of death.
Ah, no one knows where it is,
no one knows if it even exists.
It's a mystery.
[flames whooshing]
And so the Valley of Despair
is all that we've
been left with.
Sad, isn't it?
Have you tried stopping him?
What can we do
against his grand machine?
Not a thing, Franky.
That really is a sad story.
Yeah. Well, what did you expect?
Not everything
gets a happy ending.
[slurps] You got
a point, dear Franky.
Not all stories get
happy endings, now do they?
Huh? Where are
you going, young man?
But don't you know
that no one ever returns
from the Valley of Despair?
Yeah!
[Angelo] Sorry, but I have to
to find my gran.
[light piano music]
We salute the bravery of Angelo
who will soon risk his life
and face
a crucible of torment.
[dramatic piano music]
[suspenseful music]
It's hot.
It's hot.
-[bright music]
-Ah, shade!
[mysterious music]
[cloud]
Inner peace. Inner peace.
[Angelo] Hello Mr. Cloud,
do you mind if
I use your shade for a bit?
Eh.
Ah, that's better. Thank you.
It was awfully hot walking
around under the sun like that.
Eh.
If it's not too
much trouble, Mr. Cloud,
could you rain for a bit?
I couldn't if I wanted to.
It takes a lot for me to rain.
You see, certain
conditions have to be met first
and right now, that kind
of thing isn't my priority.
Really?
Then what's your priority?
Learning to
channel my frustrations.
Huh? Learning to do what?
You should speak up!
-[thunder rumbling]
-Are you deaf or something?
I said I'm learning to
channel my frustrations!
[cloud exhales]
Find inner peace. Inner peace.
I'm calm. Inner peace.
Don't you have
somewhere to be, kid? Huh?
Fine. Okay.
In order to rain,
a cloud must be sad. That's all.
Now off with you.
So if you were sad,
you'd be able to rain, right?
Yes.
Okay then, what makes you sad?
[groans] What makes me sad?
Uh, the story about a princess
who's been locked away
inside a big tower
waiting for Prince Charming.
[cloud sighs]
Hey, why the smug face, kid?
You think stories
like that are lame?
Uh...
Oh, I get it.
You're thinking, "The cloud
likes stories that are lame!"
Aren't you, you brat?
No, not at all.
You have every right
to like stuff that's lame.
-What?
-[thunder rumbles]
Here I am nice and
calm and you mock me?
-That makes me mad!
-[thunder rumbles]
[lightning crackling]
[Angelo shouting]
You said you wanted rain,
didn't you?
Well, you're gonna get some!
[dramatic music]
[rain pattering]
[Fabrice] Woo-hoo!
I'm coming, my friend,
and I'll get you out of here!
Fabrice!
[both grunting]
[Fabrice yelling]
[dramatic music]
[wave crashes]
[water bubbling]
[mysterious music]
[eyes humming]
[videotape clicks]
[upbeat music]
[announcer] You're watching
"The Forest News"
presented by Franky!
It's magnificent.
The Valley of Despair
has risen from the ashes.
But to whom do
we owe this miracle?
We owe it all to the boy Angelo,
who is also known as Slap Head.
He brought this
soulless desert back to life.
[Ultra shouts]
Who the heck is that, huh?
[robot whirring]
[display beeping]
There's no trace of
Slap Head in our data--
[robot pops]
-[metal clangs]
-...base.
Nobody gets in my way,
Mr. Slap Head!
Find him and bring him to me.
[suspenseful music]
[frogs croaking]
[flowers twinkling]
[bubbles popping]
[mysterious music]
Angelo traverses the fog
without knowing
the dangers that lurk beyond it.
[creature whooshing]
Uh, hello?
Whoever's there should know
I know kung fu!
Hi-yah!
[Angelo shouting]
Huh? Ah!
Hello, young man.
What an incredible day for you
because you got
a deal in your future.
Really?
Before you is
the famous genie of the swamp.
I can grant your wishes.
I can make
your wildest dreams come true.
Not to brag, but I have
great reviews on my website.
[chuckles] Go on then.
What do you wish for?
Want to be strong?
To be invisible?
To be a soccer superstar?
I just want my gran
to be healthy again.
Oh, how cute.
What an adorable young boy.
He wants to heal
his sick grandmother.
Well, it's your lucky day, boy,
because I just so happen to have
an elixir able
to cure any illness.
It can really cure anything?
Yes, you have my word.
Hay fever,
weight gain, weight loss,
big feet,
insomnia, fractured bones.
-You na--
-But can it cure you of death?
Uh, of course.
This elixir can even
cure you of death, obviously.
Oh, I get it.
It's water from
the Spring of Life, isn't it?
Exactly. You've got
it figured out, my boy.
It's water from
the spring thing.
Ope. It'll cost you.
Wait, I have my savings with me.
[pig oinking]
[coins jingling]
[cash register dings]
You're mine now.
You're all mine.
You're mine. You're mine.
You're mine. You're mine.
Very well then,
you've got a deal.
[frogs croaking]
Oh, by the way,
I don't do refunds. Okay?
[genie whooshes]
I'm coming to save you, Gran.
-[metal clangs]
-Oh?
Huh?
[ship humming]
[metal rattling]
[metal clanging]
[Angelo shouting]
[Angelo yells]
[ship whooshes]
[doors clang]
[suspenseful music]
[Ultra laughs]
We meet at last, Slap Head,
and it seems to me you've
landed yourself in hot water.
That's not my name!
Know this, young friend.
When you attack me,
Ultra, you'll find out...
[Ultra grunting]
[chair clanging]
You'll find out what
it feels like to die! [grunts]
That's right. [grunts]
I'll atomize you! Yes!
For nothing is able
to resist Ultra,
the Destroyer of Worlds.
[Ultra grunting]
[chair creaking]
[Ultra clanging]
Who do you work for?
Is it the resistance?
Huh? What is that?
Never heard of 'em.
Tell me or be atomized.
I'm just lost.
I was out looking
for my sick gran.
Shut up, boy.
[Ultra snaps fingers]
[robots harmonizing]
I've traveled
throughout the cosmos,
searching for
the Spring of Immortality.
I've obliterated entire planets
hoping to find it,
leaving destruction
and woe in my wake.
[robots harmonizing]
[robot fizzles]
Finally, after all
these years searching,
I got a glimpse of it.
I know that it is here
inside this forest
amongst all these trees,
a forest brimming with vermin.
I present to you my chlorophyll
weapon of mass destruction,
the Ultramator.
Stuffed with
the latest generation acid,
this b*mb will flatten
everything in an instant.
[dramatic music]
When I am finished here,
nothing will remain
of this forest or within it.
[Ultra whooshing]
Click.
Oh no! Watch out!
Poof! I'm on fire!
Destruction!
Destruction! Destruction!
Everything here will be
wiped out in the blink of an eye
and once there's
nothing left out on the surface,
the Spring of Life
will make itself known.
[Ultra slurping]
[confetti pops]
[party horn blows]
[confetti fluttering]
You're a meanie!
A big fat meanie!
Gran says that
when people are meanies,
that they're not
right in the head!
Well, that's nonsense
'cause there's
nothing wrong with my head.
My head is just fine, right?
Well, say something.
[Angelo] Meanie!
Ow! Ouch!
I'll destroy you!
[robots popping]
[metal clanging]
[growls] Recycle this thing!
All of this is stressing me out
and stress ages you.
Oh, my pills!
[dramatic music]
Let me go!
Can't you see
that your boss is nuts?
You gotta stop him.
We're robots.
If we don't obey, boom.
-Hey guys, what's up?
-Trash duty.
[door whooshing]
[mysterious music]
[door whooshing]
[robot sighs]
It's the third time this week.
Huh?
Hey, we got visitors, guys.
A defective
product for recycling.
That's what I thought.
Hey, come with me, trash.
I am not trash.
Yeah, right. Hop on.
[metal clanging]
[Angelo] What'll happen to me?
It's no biggie.
First, we'll start
by opening your skull
to change the chips.
Then remove
your superfluous eye
and replace
your non-standard body.
After that,
you can go back to work
fulfilling
your robotic lifecycle.
As lovely as that sounds,
don't you sort
your trash in here?
Because I'm not made of metal.
Hmm.
[skin squeaking]
Oh yeah, you're
a squishy substance
and squishies get evacuated.
[ramp whooshes]
[Angelo shouting]
Mommy! Mommy!
[Angelo shouting]
Whoa!
[dramatic music]
[Angelo gasping]
Ah!
Whoa!
Mommy!
Hey, you're flying too?
It's pretty awesome, isn't it?
I need your help, Fabrice!
You have to go
tell the resistance
that Ultra is coming!
Okay, buddy!
This is a job--
[metal clangs]
[Fabrice shouting]
[Angelo screaming]
[alarm beeping]
[impact thuds]
[mysterious music]
[light jazzy music]
Why so quiet, genius?
Are you sulking?
No, I'm pondering what we said
using my
artificial intelligence.
Really? Good.
What is
the point of it all, man?
Can we really
control our destiny?
-Huh?
-If not, what can we do?
Anything?
Probably not.
Oh, right.
You missed your turn.
-Huh?
-[tires screech]
[Dad]
So much for being the GPS.
What matters
isn't our destination,
but the journey that we go on.
[Dad grumbles]
Can we change the boring music?
No.
[radio static buzzes]
-[upbeat reggae music]
-Ugh.
[Dad] I said no.
[upbeat reggae music]
[wind howling]
[electricity zaps]
I am so exhausted.
-[wind howling]
-I am so cold.
-I am starving.
-[stomach rumbling]
[teeth chattering]
[voice whispering]
Come, come.
Pizza.
[mysterious music]
[crows cawing]
[Angelo moans softly]
-[voice whispering] Come. Yes.
-[Angelo moans softly]
[crow caws]
[twinkling music]
[enticing tropical music]
[Angelo gasps]
A quattro formaggi pizza!
[Angelo grunting]
[pizza twinkles]
[crows cawing]
[Angelo munching ravenously]
[mysterious music]
[Angelo gulps]
[yawns] To work.
Oh, a client. [giggles]
Uh, you are an ogre, right?
I used to be an ogre, but
then I decided to change jobs.
Really? So what do you do now?
Oh, I'm a real estate agent now.
Oh, okay.
That explains the snazzy outfit.
Absolutely. I have to
take care of my appearance.
After all,
it's important to inspire trust.
Hmm?
I think you do
a pretty good job of that.
Oh, thanks.
Well anyway. Are you here
looking to buy a house?
It's a great investment,
you know.
When the forest is gone,
there'll be room to build.
Do you want to see my big plan?
I drew it all up myself.
Sorry, but I'm sort
of in a hurry right now,
so I'll be going.
Oh, come on.
It'll just take a minute, hmm?
Okay, fine. But make it quick.
[ogre] Great! The documents
are in my briefcase.
A briefcase
looks more professional.
[mysterious music]
Alright, now tell
me what you think.
Oh, uh, it's nice?
And I did all of it by myself.
Look, I even drew the smoke
coming out of the chimney.
I see. Looks great.
I wanted to draw a staircase,
but those are tricky.
[ogre sniffing]
Because...
of perspective.
[ogre sniffing]
Is that you that smells
so good? [sniffs]
Uh, you do remember
that you don't eat
children anymore, right?
Well, yeah, but it's hard.
Even with my meat patches.
[gasps]
You're doing a great job so far.
So just keep resisting.
[ogre growling]
Hungry!
[Angelo screaming]
[hands thudding]
No escape.
Huh?
[Angelo screaming]
I know you're in there!
You can't hide
your delicious flesh from me!
[ogre grunting]
Hungry! Hungry!
[crows cawing]
[ogre growls]
[Angelo screaming]
[door bangs]
Hungry!
[Angelo whimpering]
[ogre growls]
-Huh?
-[bridge cracking]
[Angelo screams]
[Angelo screaming]
[dramatic music]
[Angelo screaming]
[ogre growls]
[Angelo shouting]
[both screaming]
[body thuds]
[Angelo shouting]
Come here! Now I've got you.
[ogre laughs]
[Angelo screaming]
Mommy! Please Mommy!
Hmm? What the?
Huh? [grunting]
Goouh?
I saw him first! He's mine!
[ogre growling]
[Goouh bellows]
[Zaza] Daddy!
What are you doing?
What? He's your dad?
Nothing, sweetie.
What are you talking about? Eh.
We were just playing around.
[laughs nervously]
Ah! Not true.
He tried to eat me.
[ogre laughs nervously]
[dramatic music]
Daddy, you said
you'd stop eating people.
Yeah, I know.
[Zaza scoffs]
You won't tell Mom, right?
You tried eating my boyfriend.
Huh?
Hmm.
Hey, stop
looking at me like that!
[Fabrice] Incoming!
Whoa! Oh!
Whoa!
[Fabrice grunts]
I warned the resistance
like you told me to!
I'm glad to hear
that you're one of us now.
-Uh...
-Goouh, it's up to you now
to make the forest call.
[Goouh bellows]
[earth rumbling]
-Huh?
-[ants popping]
Hmm.
Hmm.
Huh?
[dramatic music]
I've called
the Council of the Wise today
because it's serious.
An undercover
resistance agent has found out
that Ultra has
perfected a weapon
that's able to wipe us out.
[crowd gasping, murmuring]
[Zaza]
First, he took away our freedom.
Then he ruined our habitat.
Now he wants to exterminate us.
Are we just going to let him?
That's my girl.
[Zaza] I say no!
We must unite and fight!
Resistance!
The red ants are willing
and ready for this sacrifice!
[ants] Resistance!
What do you think, Jojo?
I think that I agree
with you, Franky.
Hmm, I figured.
[both] Resistance!
Yeah, no more being nice.
Yeah, what he said.
No more--
-Resistance!
-[wind howling]
Selling houses really
isn't my thing, so I'm retiring.
Resistance!
[Goouh bellows]
[all] Resistance!
Resistance! Resistance!
Resistance!
Resistance! Resistance!
If you have to make
an important decision,
listen to your inner voice
above all else.
It'll always tell you
the right thing to do.
[group] Resistance!
Resistance! Resistance!
Resistance! [voice cracks]
[ogre clears throat]
What did I say?
What's the plan? I'm all ears.
The plan?
What is this lunatic
talking about?
The plan is to get out of here!
Don't you get it?
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
[light twinkles]
[dramatic music]
Angelo, are you there?
Uh...
[suspenseful music]
[engine humming]
[ship rumbling]
[display beeping]
[robot] Ready, General.
Dropping whenever you'd like.
[Ultra] At last.
Now play me something grandiose,
but with a hint of tragedy.
[robots singing dramatically
in French]
Me!
[Ultra chuckles]
-Me!
-[singing continues]
[Ultra] Me!
It's me, Ultra!
Dropping the Ultramator.
Three, two, one.
Dr...
[lightning crackles]
[electricity zaps]
Ah!
[Ultra grumbles]
Feel the wrath of
inner peace, Ultra!
[thunder rumbling]
Whatever he wants,
it matters not.
[fist thuds]
[buzzer blares]
[dramatic music]
[Ultra laughing]
[metal clanging]
-[robot] General?
-What now?
A big root--
[expl*si*n blasts]
[robot 2]
...is in the way.
[expl*si*n blasts]
[dramatic music]
Goouh.
Ah, it's a giant salad.
Deploy all of the drills now!
Send everything!
Annihilate the green bean
and his comrades.
[ships whooshing]
[dramatic music]
[saws whirring]
[drills whirring]
[Goouh growls]
[metal clanging]
[saws buzzing]
I'm ready when you are!
Hmm.
[Franky grunting]
It's about to get crazy!
[electricity zapping]
[dramatic music]
[thunder rumbling]
Right over there!
Hands off the lovers!
[lightning crackles]
[Angelo] Three, two, one. Now!
-You good?
-Yeah.
[ship thrumming]
[saw buzzing]
[both screaming]
[dramatic music]
[metal clanging]
[alarm blaring]
[both gasping]
[fists thud]
[dramatic music]
[saw buzzing]
[fists thudding]
[ogre grunting]
[kicks thudding]
[ogre shouting]
[metal clanging]
[light elevator music]
[ogre shouting]
[dramatic music]
[saw buzzing]
[Goouh growling]
[dramatic music]
[ogre shouting]
-[saw buzzing]
-Goouh!
[robot]
The roots are giving way.
That thing is losing strength.
[lightning crackles]
[thunder rumbles]
[display beeps]
You're trespassing
on private property!
[glass squeaking]
[tongue thwacks]
Ugh, what horror is this?
[tongue squelching]
[horn bugling]
[ants]
Strike! Strike! Strike!
[bugling continues]
-[ants] Strike! Strike! Strike!
-Battalion! On my order!
Attack!
[ants shouting]
[ants chanting]
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[Ultra gasps]
[ants chanting]
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[Ultra gasping]
[ants shouting]
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[ants yelling]
[ants chanting]
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Do something already,
you bunglers!
[ants shouting]
[ants screaming]
[robots] Splat. Splat. Splat.
[ants screaming]
[Ultra panting]
[horn bugling]
Enter catapult formation!
[ant shouting]
Dig! Dig! Dig!
-Ah!
-Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
Hurry up and get
it off me! Crush it!
[grunts] Ow!
Missed me! [laughs]
Oh!
Ow. That really hurts.
Missed me. Missed me.
[swatter slapping]
Missed again!
Missed me!
[ants chanting] Smack, smack,
smack, smack, smack, smack!
Smack, smack, smack,
smack, smack, smack!
Smack, smack, smack,
smack, smack, smack. Uh...
Can I help you?
[Angelo chuckles]
[metal clangs]
This is against regulations.
Put me down at once.
You have no authority to enter.
Do you hear me?
I know you can.
Stop acting like you can't.
[mysterious music]
That's the central brain.
How exactly do we deprogram it?
Don't worry.
Tech is my specialty.
[Zaza grunts]
[Zaza grunts]
Time for some deprogramming!
[glass cracking]
[gentle music]
[male singer] You're angry,
you're so angry
I can see it in your eyes
[female singer]
Yes, I'm angry
-Oh, so angry
-[Zaza shouting]
[glass shatters]
[singers continue indistinctly]
[female singers] And maybe
I will break it all
[Zaza screaming]
Smash the plates
and the trinkets and all
[male singer] Baby,
release your anger
But please, please, please
[female singers join] Don't
break my heart, heart, heart
No, no, no, no
[male singer]
Don't burn it down
[male and female singers
continue indistinctly]
[metal clanging]
[Franky grunts, chuckles]
[root creaking]
-Ugh!
-[alarm blaring]
[Ultra] What is it now?
What did they do? [grumbles]
[alarm blaring]
The resistance.
Destroy them! That's an order!
[robots blinking]
Understood?
No.
[robots harmonizing]
No, no, no
No
No
I will destroy you all.
[Ultra yells]
You and your dysfunctional brain
have no power over us.
Ciao.
[metal clanging]
-[robot 2] Bye.
-[robot 3] Ciao.
-[robot 4] Later.
-[robot 5] Bye.
[robot 6] Goodbye!
You're traitors!
After all we've been through.
But Ultra isn't finished yet.
[alarm blares]
[door whooshes]
[suspenseful music]
[Ultra laughs]
[lift whirring]
[door clangs]
[saw whirring]
It's Ultra!
I'll smash you to smithereens!
[laughs]
[saw buzzing]
[metal clanging]
[Ultra chuckles, grunts]
[saw buzzing]
[intense music]
[Ultra yelps, grunts]
I'm gonna tear you to shreds!
Stop squirming, bungler!
[Zaza screams]
Zaza! No!
[Ultra laughs]
And so the resistance dies.
[slowed] No!
Take that and
that and that and that and that
-and that and that!
-[Ultra growls]
[Ultra growls]
Ah!
[electricity crackling]
No, Zaza!
Got you.
Say goodbye to
your girlfriend, Slap Head.
Enjoy your front row seat
to witness my triumph!
[Ultra laughs evilly]
Farewell.
[Ultra grunting]
[metal clanging]
[Angelo screams]
No one gets to resist Ultra!
[Angelo screaming]
[both screaming]
[Ultra laughs evilly]
[both screaming]
Goouh!
[mysterious music]
[earth rumbling]
[expl*si*n rumbles]
[metal clanging]
[body thuds]
[wind howling]
[solemn music]
Goouh?
[Angelo sniffles]
[earth rumbling]
[solemn music]
[rain pattering]
[Angelo crying]
[tear splats]
[low heartbeat thumping]
[earth rattling]
[earth rumbling]
[flowers popping]
[twinkling music]
Huh?
[bright music]
Goouh.
[Angelo laughs]
Mm.
I thought you died, Goouh.
[gentle music]
[birds chirping]
-[earth rumbles gently]
-[Goouh] Goouh.
If you wanna find your family,
then this path is the way.
[Goouh grumbles gently]
Okay, bye then.
Maybe I'll see you
next time I go on vacation?
Uh, totally.
Mm, that'd be nice.
[kiss smooches]
[Goouh] Goouh.
[earth rumbles gently]
[all] Hmm?
Hey, what gives?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
[metal clanging]
[Ultra grunting]
[metal squeaking]
I'll be back!
[metal clangs]
[Ultra yelps]
[Ultra yells]
And I will
obliterate all of you!
I'll destroy everything!
You, the grimy hippie,
you, the mutant squirrel,
and you, the disgusting toad!
Oh, I'm afraid
you're too kind, sir.
And you, big guy in
your museum piece suit.
[footsteps thudding]
[Ultra yelps]
Let go or I'll destroy--
[ogre crunching]
Daddy!
[ogre gulps]
[animals calling]
Angelo the Intrepid is
en route to save his gran,
but he'll never
be the same again.
Above all, no one will
ever call him slap head again.
If so, ha!
[Angelo shouting]
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
-[low rumbling]
-Huh?
[mysterious music]
Goouh.
Goouh, you're here!
Goouh.
[Angelo grunts]
It's Uncle and Auntie.
If they see you, Goouh,
they'll call in
the whole military
and then scientists
will do experiments on you.
Goouh?
Gran's room is just up there.
[gentle solemn music]
Hey Gran, it's me,
Angelo, your little rascal.
That's what Gran always
calls me, her little rascal.
[Goouh rumbles softly]
This will make you better, Gran.
It's an elixir
that cures anything. Even death.
[cork pops]
[suspenseful music]
[Angelo gasps]
It's empty!
[Goouh rumbles softly]
[Angelo sobs]
So Franky was right.
Not all stories
have happy endings.
[Angelo sobbing]
[Goouh rumbles softly]
[gentle music]
[mysterious music]
[dramatic music]
Goouh?
[twinkling music]
[Gran yawns]
Hmm.
[playful music]
Oh, when did
my little rascal crawl in here?
Uh, hi, Gran. You okay?
I'm more than just okay!
I'm feeling amazing!
Yes, sir! [laughs]
Huh, this place could use
a good clean, don't you think?
Sorry, Goouh did that.
[Gran humming]
Wait, so Goouh did this?
It all makes sense now!
The Spring of Life is Goouh!
[bed thumps]
No one knew where the Spring
of Life was tucked away,
and yet Angelo
the Adventurer found it!
[Gran humming]
Not to brag, but this
Angelo sounds pretty cool.
[laughs]
That's much better! [laughs]
Mwah! You want
some candy, sweetheart?
-[Goouh] Goouh.
-[earth splats softly]
At last, we finally made it.
Hey, it's quite nice here.
But where are we now?
I'm completely lost.
Maybe I'll settle here.
I can get into organic farming
or even make cheese
and I was thinking of growing
my hair out a bit, you know,
to give me more
of a rougher look.
What do you think?
[Angelo grunting]
[Gran laughing]
Uh...
-[Mark 7] Now look--
-Glad you made it, Dad!
-[Mark 7] ...picture right now.
-Hello, Jean Claude.
Tell me what you think
after I download the app.
-[GPS beeping]
-Turn right quickly.
Oh!
[car clangs]
Oops.
[slowed] Oh!
[gentle music]
Huh?
Are we there yet?
Uh, uh...
-Huh?
-[Angelo and Gran laughing]
Mother?
Mother! Oh, Mother!
I was so worried about you.
Are you really okay?
I feel incredible!
Why do you all keep asking that?
[Gran laughing, shouting]
What the heck, slap head?
No one calls me slap head.
Oh yeah. What are you gonna
do about it, slap head?
-This!
-Huh?
[knuckles crack]
[dramatic music]
[Doofus Man roaring]
Well, I'll be going now.
Traveling with you
was a lot of fun.
Huh?
I'm emotional too.
You gave me so much.
I'll no longer be obsessing
about my
artificial intelligence.
Thanks to you I'm now cool.
Uh?
Well, adios, amigo.
[display beeps]
[airbag whooshes]
[Ellie giggles]
Daddy!
[Ellie giggles]
Aw, she said, "Daddy."
Mm.
[Franky] And that, folks,
is how our story
comes to an end.
I'd say that's a happy ending,
wouldn't you, Jojo?
[Jojo] No doubt, Franky!
[Jojo slurps]
[Franky] It is time for
Angelo to say goodbye.
Thank you Goouh, for everything.
[mysterious music]
[earth splats]
[flowers twinkling]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[light doo-wop music]
[male singer]
You're angry
You're so angry
I can see it in your eyes
[female singers]
Yes, I'm angry
Oh so angry
Burning down the house
And maybe
I will break it all
Smash the plates
and the trinkets and all
[male singer] Yeah, baby,
release your anger
But please, please, please
[female singers join] Don't
break my heart, heart, heart
No, no, no, no
[male singer]
Don't burn it down
[male and female singers]
Don't [indistinct] the house
[music continues]
[female singers]
Yeah baby, once again
I will set
the carpet on fire
[male singer]
Baby, release your anger
But please, please, please
[female singers join] Don't
break my heart, heart, heart
No, no, no, no
[male singer]
Don't burn it down
[male and female singers]
Don't [indistinct] the house
No, no, no, no
[male singer]
Don't burn it down
[male and female singers]
Don't [indistinct] the house
[male singer]
Don't burn it down
[male and female singers]
Don't [indistinct] the house
[music ends]
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