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01x02 - Sorry

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dear Green Place". Aired: 19 October 2007 – 5 December 2008.*
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Scottish comedy programme set in a park in central Glasgow.

01x02 - Sorry

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yeah between here were haunting me home

a nose a*s hold your horsies boy her

stick he's getting st. all right it's my

sister-in-law's wait you mean your

brother's ready hey hi I promised made

me jealous good to read a speech no man

I can't talk

Thank You meek Bhima anything yeah page

boy mama and that's that means blades

meat ma Toastmaster Ambala clean master

Manor Manor speeches it punished me but

up snails to get changed or were they

Raiden oh she's peeling oh I'm gonna DG

ahoy cuz he's brother long that helps it

never pump up cause he got left me this

on my pitch them so I'll sit up on a

gear in the DG sweat can t plain

wonderful tonight cuz that's a fast song

I put all that had died he's frosty

ratings so what I found the peel in it

was a massive crush and I speak a feel a

man me then always like Chinese fail

look some ended up nice

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don't [ __ ] it up don't try this at home

how about see this tonight Thanks this

is new right Peter I know

well we'll be thinking here still at

least I'm divorced now so you're not

adulterous and built of any wins so you

know homewrecker

no I meant Matty I don't eat sugar oh

sorry this must be yours uh you just

sculpted me sorry

oh just rolled into the weight patch

should I get your toe

I'm me a taxi mr. Hanson I'm gonna hit

the John has said I can't the egg but I

Sam

well you can t move at all well no in

the Ireland let's look at me love you

bud you have we taken out mr. Henderson

shut up Jordan

wait hardened daughter used to out at

this Drummond we me watch it for the

Broughton bought was in the dog shape

done the course they know the dangers

late when my carousel eventually does

your fish used to get your asses up to

come lucky substation the old has that

one was I've eaten a policeman he ones

so we had taken doing old danger high

voltage signs and the place in the menu

high voltage then you're saying well

it's uh city's dangerous man you have a

student unplugged me abyss feet probably

have to be warmed LIBOR twice yeah

grams getting worse I don't wanna have

to go up into it well maybe we should

make an appointment up at the Rolling

Thunder then come on their way to be

most properly I'll tell me this video is

nothing clean for six months anybody

want their me strumming it give it ten

minutes then take a life don't Chestnut

Street because I'll be cool down hot on

Street you shouldn't meet anybody but if

you do don't see a workgroup you get to

work

it's hello Michelle Michelle what did

you do a thing but what did you do last

night

no hon what did you do

and watch the I forced you they meant to

my baby will holding hands nor pay it

names nor passively lovers I'm Michelle

Elliott you're Peter McCallister just to

fall cut work just like we wear

yesterday great it's good idea yes yeah

yeah I like to kiss me

still ate me

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hope this doesn't count as a love knot

kiss-kiss

remember mr. Henderson I'm finishing LA

the day my parents ain't they may find

you oh the twins are getting on well

that's a waste attainment I mean the

five-year away if you seen would you

like to go out at night not so mr.

Henderson I think you'll find my kids

are vegetarian

oh yes yeah they're not doing very well

the five years away from obtaining the

Ducks what would they want with ducks if

you don't eat me dr. Lovell Labor's a

snob you live what would you know about

all levels are perfect living yet for

tuning an application for me I mean that

114 or levels like Stephen Hawking or

something Mardela morning chaps Mormon

just pop by to give you all the heads up

when our anti-theft campaign all sorts

of items are being going walkies

but they wouldn't be seen deed with that

- Oh chaps let's just work together than

this please keep an eye on your

equipment at all times all right

ah the fashionably late miss Elliot

perfection takes time Sanderson least

obviously assumes McAllister ever seen

nine o'clock

I've come down and I'm like a ton of

bricks I will do it maybe even a written

warning that's enough

whoa talk of the devil cover for me beat

ah [ __ ]

cook my whole last night SATs will empty

over at too ornate she even made me tea

in the morning PS don't tell anybody

and she's a [ __ ]

well hello Michelle well did you get up

to last night watch y'all endure got

your bed early yeah I slept with that

useless big mouthed [ __ ] but a tiny

[ __ ] and bad breath and I will never

ever do again

okay

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anybody used to gonna clash up test I'm

second strophe of me Albert who did you

just nail some difficult tonight i dead

yeah and I love bloody thank you in an

application for them to other levels and

clean driving license smart my sticky

set your mail well relief man at crack

that's much better

glad to hear it yeah Dean mr. Henderson

don't wait jag my cell with thats

hanging poison my young kids n what

would I do

you could net your cell on you one hey

man that's a belter let my cell on um I

like really on quickie best clean but

the one an infection

oh come on there are the tons thought

was really stuck knees up myself sorry

you went to me at start you know Lee

luigi's yeah yeah

does that text message joke enough

believe this

at least the finger that you mean you

think you that I definitely that was a

good but this just after Matt's been

really weird boy aftermath go he bade me

princess Lee yeah we got me true back

more than a former alright that can

aftermath she's talking too much

she's not talking enough with his that

like me she loves me shape she hates me

shake whose fault is out in the

mantelpiece a bath her brother my son

omaree I saw who is the lucky lady did

she make it back to Castiel's I know

what me it's another thing that promises

lost everything say anything you also

promised his wife till death us do part

no she's pumping a traffic warden come

on smell the beans just a mission just

barely even got to use my tongue which

was banished under the previous regime

any beans sheep filthy beans

Aldi bean will suffice to say last night

was amazing remedy she's not gonna

complete cycle so you can hang any

reason for it no no

well that's colder to make a rule in the

web

[Applause]

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fancy wine maxilla Newton's just really

thanks Tina

Oh miss you don't tell me it's a

floodplain Stanton and also well I've

came to meet somebody and I really like

him and I think he's a really nice guy

but it's just gonna meet a complete arse

of me

he sent a text message bragging about

what we got off to and that's not just

cheating to me that's cheating the

neighborhood

why is there guys in the big trap see we

were worse falling for the [ __ ] powder

in the first place just met all hopes

sure yeah

so I didn't share was Cantona actually

Paquita for someone who could do that to

me that there's someone using that did

this time why is it good thing

hi well hey we got money can do is it

hung lit mind any horses you keep and

it's got money it's an all uh it's not

for you ever tell you look real you'd

remember that I need to know just need

to keep my you've had a good one guy we

play near money not a knees action late

Michelle how's it going maybe we should

just get those T's to go what woody you

should get back to work look don't be

daft boy take a Pew

Tina you left your cough their way past

master I know the feeling what

would you go out till last night I

watched you romantic days laughter she

checked some big myths are some that

she's been mocking a bit while Marlon

that's amazing he's begin all over some

psycho [ __ ] we hear what's the chances

of luck no I'm neat Tiger I think

there's a reason

oh I sugar will teach you nothing

silent treatment is a silent treatment

how's she know talking to you there's

amitab how so I started bragging la

doubtfully boy instead of treating the

last to be some respect

yeah right yeah that it how can you keep

quiet but in a cameo role she's a classy

she's bringing me she's funny she's got

beautiful eyes and I just wish that I

could kiss her again

yeah what happened to me this morning

wasn't funny I'm not gonna trophy or

notch in your bedpost no something to be

bragged about it certainly not in a 5 PT

its message I had you down for a lot of

things but one thing I never had to do

for him is be insensitive we share what

were done knows she doesn't like returns

on a salad

[Applause]

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Selena said watching a theme without

peer - it's flammable

- bit afterwards a new form of it oh and

plan will means it's Goldfarb ooh it's

Europe is a viable and that's Emma

follow me you know I did

will you get your flammables you have my

teeth yeah gasps you up a tree then you

get your little flower boots yeah snow

get H your hangings are really damp mr.

Henderson

we saw theory debate or said the maid

Nerissa I said probably aren't any

farmer it's both the both we assume both

things being the same put it this way

your arse is flammable

Eunice isn't flammable unless she starts

plumbing in two minutes

both did our C's of the files ever

though I must Anderson I kind of get a

great but that's not even my stick you

good

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good lassie you look now I don't need a

bloody audience already brought dozen

your furnace to the base of those trees

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holy frig off bloody biceps a face full

of bloody dogs check how much walking

hey students ain't ya I'm to you I'm

gonna do my cell friend

see America the color going postal ha

Messiah thought the highest recorded

rates of people to know from none of the

work as amongst postal workers right

postal worker to that profession in

trying to k*ll yourself in Sylvania

Wichita Alaska so you're gonna go

parking I know I'm gonna go party Golden

Wonder Mars bar condom

okay but see America he the holding a

g*n the border

it's a lot harder to top your cell in

Scotland oh that's what we'll be telling

you you seem not for the plate we're

gonna do it the scale and it you watch

those and you get to emigration reason

for visit suicide advance why you're

staying here I'm not applicable I'm

gonna wait till that you can bet I've

joined a cult

oh you get something guru talk about the

planets or shame

blah blah the mothership take a drink of

this Leyden thanks sleep blackness no no

no no that's to ask you imagine if it's

right you'd end up on a spaceship you're

a bunch of minion hippies follow me also

us up long you've any white Billy law

before you do your sailing I know what

I'm going to do I'm going to apply for a

transfer at the Clanny I don't only see

it again the clinic principal's answer

at the French Foreign Legion a hundreds

of email piece of it rain I'm a geologic

cuz some da Flossie sent them do lolly

whose faces aren't nor the Torah

feelings in the old tapes diagnosed with

fingers off building my neck and one of

these my session is to danger high

voltage you said danger duck head some

people are Li just doing

my failure didn't mean to contradict me

about moral support

no no thanks look I'm nature and b*mb

neighbor it sneezing in our salad that's

got a bit later in the month material

dear Jordan my wife recently left me to

pump a traffic warden now I'm cool with

that but I just can't get another

relationship off the ground

the morning after is it advisable to

boast of empty sacks and is it more than

a ticket to grogger

into her green salad I'm confused

oh please go I'm gonna be enough space

if you and they did that texture - Oh

hohoho backup of that I wouldn't be

enough space if I hadn't said it takes

in the first place Bengal boy you boys

got ID

I did a listen assure them don't by

myself aligned over her die Mitsubishi

even then I plumped for the shaky old

cows oh lordy I see these warning signs

me and my thrill-seeking buddy here

we're gonna hang them up unsolicited one

less fence after that it's BASE jumping

off the high flats you still have to see

some ID is that right enough in that

case I'll have to see ID question you a

pair of waders

I've been Dana's job for 15 years and

nothing gets through these gates with it

my assessor hey the 47,000 voles buying

these gates now it's no laughing matter

so you two can jump up as many high

flights is used one just as soon as I

see some identification

oh shut what you've done no what we've

done

son are you good to help me with lofty

mercies there were no authorized light

of nee ID how you do that right get

behind you no no Heidi ID this man he

it'll get your dog for you I'm not going

back in there after some stupid dog be

you joking I only studied here this

morning

what what you said to be MOT here for 15

year I don't even know I have these keys

are [ __ ] every one of them looks like it

what Heidi look Messi's we work for the

land services he works for the electric

our job is to put these signs up because

it's very dangerous in there did you

hear any other what good or

what's that smell

and what's his Christian name we always

just come Tashi next of kin no okay just

tell me what happened well we will say

that whatever study mr. Henderson miss

supervison in that and it was then that

i streamed over a dog's jaw be dropping

wasn't a job he didn't me it was Mila

fuzzy fuzzy gravy and the upshot was up

in showing Edith

honestly reopen in the Edit short old

you never saw a thing good 40 feet away

hi-dee-hi get it it was sorry no it

didn't you meet mr. salt and mr. pepper

duo be dance you never said you were

sorry sorry sorry for never sorry for

that I always hope that when the Saudi

would start to Yvonne well it doesn't it

sorry and that's a Saudi forefinger for

Saudi would covered it I'm sorry for

underestimate the power of a Saudi a

single sorry

I think that's going to be five Saudis

yes for Saudi it's like new stucco ha

testicle

your social skills at w*r full Sun no

are they home upbeat musical look Peter

you know what as you're trying to say

you just need what you have you see it

ok idly faith Ernie we're gonna see

Tashi for a face to face nice eighty

poetry make my dear doctor tell me it's

feel heard what is these symptoms are

severe but they're not life-threatening

this condition is fairly common amongst

Eskimo sled drivers when you're stuck

behind a Huskies backside or days a

hazard that comes with the tundra

ingestion of canine feces causes our

temporary math swelling similar to

elephantitis it means your colleague

will have to cope for a few days with

the allergic enlargement around the

cheek area so somebody's stuck on rats

that finally under his nose and get a

quart of time that's remarkable isn't it

pipe down fanny breath for me your best

side now it's not the wind using my

phone

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we shall up in a tube

I'm sorry now that's rubbish

Shirley I'm sorry Shirley

[Applause]

I'm gonna

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Haidee go Michelle it's not good yeah

yeah a slob a beach what that face tells

me you're stuffing it with Pia and if

just don't think NAB it Pia they're

still unchaste it so you but act a bit

in a text so the bacon wait that's

something how they ended up chugging

pegs it's not like he said it's a matter

[ __ ] he was actually trying to keep a

secret

now he did a stupid thing they didn't do

a bad thing

oh for goodness sake look at that view

tiger clearly you're not that's a stupid

thing that's a bad thing

gentlemen to coprophagia yeah to shape

my colleagues found disturbing abandoned

in the grass up at Netherton path it's a

pierced of the staff property of this

young do you recognize it either us

better leave them cause you're an

emergency I handle some core giganticus

or some these machines should belong to

a boys you're getting slack really mean

slot well I know it's only worth what

fifty quid but that's good counsel

taxpayers money via Petzl need a grand

apiece a thousand pounds you're yanking

my crank a grind

I'm telling you well it's just like two

crappy little piece of what Oh

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[Applause]

look to the house

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thanks Dutch pokémon you think so

well I see you if Lewis never feels

right feels like so em how long you been

shagging horses funny anyway

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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well there's a film so three words

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puffing you're fine

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