03x15 - The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny We're toony We're all a little

loomy And in this cartoony We're invading

your heating With comic dispensers We've

got the ball dispensers Our tiny toon

adventures get a dose of comedy So here's

at the acres, it's a whole wide world

apart Our homes, we only stand alone The

cartoon works apart Look, we're rejected

Expect the unexpected

They're furry, they're funny They're fast

and busted funny Much had a match as

money Now my wreck is a pain He's hunting

and lucky Disney, Devil, yucky

Purple's on yucky And Go-Go is insane And

at the university we earn our two

degrees We're teaching class and getting

last since 1938 We're tiny, we're

too many We're all a little loony It's

tiny, too, differences Come and join the

funthis time. I

love the cute little kitty. I love the

cute kitty.

Don't worry, you're on! Oh, a

bunny! Just

read the cue cards. Okay,

hello, are you little horror movie

heads?Welcome to the scary, wary,

spooky, wooky monster movie. I'm

your hostess, Elmira, Mistress who's a

dork. Ooh, we got a real

chiller-diller tonight, a slice of

cuddly-wuddly creepiness called

The Horror of Slumber Party

Mountain. Don't worry,

Bun-bun, I'll hold you real tight if you

get scared.

Okay, okay, so I have big feet. Sue me!

Oh!

A little jumpy, aren't you, Pee Pee?

Certainly you! I spy now! Where?

WhereGotcha!

Ah, very funny.

Oh, nice try, Lefume. Don't

think you'll get me to fall for the same

dumb trick twice!

Got it, Babs. You should, like, be more

careful when you borrow tools. You left

us outside. Thanks.

Okay, we've all had our fun. But

remember, we came up here to have a nice,

peaceful weekend, not to gross each other

out. So I want us all to swear an oath on

this plate of s'mores. No more practical

jokes. Promise?Promise?Eww!

Oh, gross! I just can't help myself.

O-U-T-H.

The weejie spirits have spoken, like

Fifi's secret boyfriend is foul mouthed.

Non! Non! Le le

puke, le grand belf!

I refuse to date crude

poultry. At least you didn't get stuck

with Dizzy Devil. I am not dating a

slob who sees me as one of the four basic

food groups. Sorry, Bab, but like

the all-knowing Ouija does not lie, then

do yourself next. 'Kay?Oh,

Ouija spirits, wise and great,

reveal the name of my perfect date.

Whoa!

P-L-U-C-K-Y.

Oh, this thing is totally bogus. Like,

the authoring Rigi does not lie.

The battle has been joined.

Uncle, the loon

Eat pillow, polecat.

Hey, I am on your side. And Pillow

bites a different gal for herself.

HuhAll right. I thought we weren't going

to scare each other anymore. Like, I

didn't do it. Me neither. What

is that?

I think it's gone. Quick,

down the back!

I have been slimed!

That's shaving cream. I smell a rat

of a blue-eared rabbit.

I was right. Rabbit, duck, and pig

tracks. Hum-dum?

Lucky. Buster...

Which warners is my witness! Buster Bunny

will never wreck a slumber party again!

Hi, Dungeon Darlings! Welcome back

for more of the Horror of Slumber Party

Mountain! What's it doing?

Well, Dunman, we've sent another Bab's

Bunny slumber party spiraling down the

porcelain. Here, here You know, it was

very mean of us to wreck the girls'

party. Even though

Fifi did look funny with her tail all

frizzed up.

The marshmallows are ready. Don't want to

overcook them.

Well, we better get some more wood. It's

gonna be a long night, and we don't want

him coming around.

HmmHim?Him who, him?You expecting

company,

hmmYou mean you've never heard?

The legend?ohh

What legend?Why, the

legend of One-Eyed Jack.

Who's One-Eyed Jack?It

all began many years ago. An

outcast was born into the world. A

pitiable, misshapen creature, much

larger than his jackrabbit brethren.

For years, the poor brute lived on his

own, ostracized by the other woodland

creatures. Then, one night, as a

demented taxi service was speeding

home...

What a haul!

So the taxidermist went home with his new

discovery, intent on adding him to

his collection.

Gruesome. Weird.

Wait, it gets better.

The deranged artisan worked far into the

night, bent on creating the ultimate

conversation piece. Whether it was the

stench of formaldehyde or the pounding of

the hammer, no one was ever sure. But

something reignited the tiny spark of

life left in the creature.

And he sat up.

The enraged jackalope destroyed the

studio, then shambled into these woods,

where, some say, he

lives to this very day.

Oh, boy, are you guys easy.

You mean, you made that story up?Uh,

it's the world's oldest camp story. Every

kid knows it's completely bogus.

What I get, what I get! Risk your lives!

Uh, look at him run! What a complete

bunch of nerd-ball geeks!

That'll be the last slumber party Buster

and his pals wreck. Totally.

Is there some reason you're vaccinating

my shoulder, PeePee?Oh, boy,

Jacques! Oh, boy, Jacques!

English translation, please. Like, I

think she's saying one-eyed jack. I

bet you always sleep through French

class. I do, but like, he's standing

right behind

us!

Hi, you handsome.

There will be a slight pause for

technical difficulty.

now we're all set for the fearsome

finale of The Horror of

Slumber Party Mountain. I

have a pretty kitty with a yo-yo

hat.

Quick! Block the door!

Oh, phew! That should hold him.

Ah

No! I will take care of this

walking hot rock!

We need a place to hide!

Like, how about that spooky old dark

mansion?What spooky old dark mansion?

Oh, okay.

Like, I can't see a thing. I'll get some

lights!

Like, how come we're not lunchmate?

They're all stuffed! Oh, stuffed amino?I

love stuffed amino.

This must have been that demented

taxidermist's place!

Yeah, but like, look at the crummy job he

did on this one or some junk.

Hey, knock it off! Plucky stabs!

Hey, find your own hiding place.

What are you guys doing here?We were

attacked by a monster in the woods. Oh,

it was hideous. A 12-foot-tall

freakazoid with one glowing eye. And

bore dripping from his fangs and horns.

You jerks! That was just us! Yeah,

we wanted to get even with you for

wrecking our party. Yeah, well, we knew

that. We did?Oh, yeah, sure. Never fooled

us for a second. Well, gotta go now.

Wait! There

really is a monster out there!

Yeah, right. Nice try, Babs. You

can't frighten us in this stain.

But he could. Yo!

Our only chance is to stay together. No

one makes a move unless the others are

with him.

You know, I'm thirsty. I totally need a

glass of water. Okay, everyone into the

kitchen. Uh Is

it done, Cheryl?Good.

I'm hungry. Okay, everyone over to the

fridge.

Napkin?Shirley?What

happened to him?

Our only chance is to stay together. Way

to go, buster.

What's that?It's coming from downstairs!

Let's go upstairs.

Babs?Babs?

Ah

I lost him. And I'm the only

one who made it.

Buster! Hey! I thought

you guys were dead. No such luck.

Who knows what kind of ghastly t*rture

that monster has planned?

It's settle time!

Don't you just love a movie with a

surprise ending?