02x01 - Pledge Day

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny, we're toony We're all a

little loony And in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV We're comic

dispensers We crack the ba*ls and sensors

I'm tiny, too, and they should get a dose

of comedy So here's at the acres, it's

a whole wide world apart It's our homes,

we only stand alone A cartoon work apart

We're rejected, expect the unexpected A

tiny Toon University is just about too

sharp They're furry, they're funny

They're bunny, bunny Much hannah matches

money And my wreck is a pain He's hunting

and plucky Is he dead or yucky

Furball's a monkey And go-go is insane

At XB University, we earn our toon

degree It's the choosing cash I'm getting

laughs since I see 33 We're tiny,

we're toony We're all a little loony

Come and join the fun And

now our song is done.

Before we start this Rollicking episode,

we'd like to inform you loyal viewers

that it's Pledge Day here on Tiny Toons.

That's right! It's because of your

donations that our wonderful cartoons

stay on the air. Let's cut to the

big board for our first grand total.

Okay. Uh.. Hey,

I see Elmira's got a call.

Gee, I don't know. I'll check. Is

there a Bill Loney here?Hang

up. Keep those calls coming.

Mom! Your gorgeous gifted daughter is

leaving now. Bibs, you can't

go now. Mothers.

I've got a date with Buster, remember?

Yes, dear, but I think you've forgotten

something. Your grandma's visiting today.

Nana. Lara Ann, you

roamed.

Hello, Nana.

I brought some of my yummy pig

dough.

Yeah, on Gabsy's first day of preschool,

she came out of her room with no clothes

on and said, I'm ready for school!

Oh, Gabs, show Nana that funny thing that

you do. Mom!

You're gonna love this. Oh, it is so

funny! Go ahead, dear.

You want me to exploit my talent

for your maternal amusement?

I don't think so. Bazzi don't play that.

I can't justify my life With my

stardom and fame I need to justify my

life It's all I begin

Ta-da! Can I go now?

No, that's not it. You know,

honey, the other funny thing you do.

Oh. The other funny

thing I do.

People think I'm funny with my ears and

big feet. But that don't bother me,

'cause my rap can't be feet. I'm a mammal

with fur. My rap is so funny. My

tail is like cotton, 'cause me so

bunny. Oh, me so bunny. Oh,

me so bunny. Oh, me so bunny. Me

have a long time.

No, that's not it either. You know,

it's a really, really funny, funny thing

you do. Oh, Dixie now I'm just

thinking about it. That really,

really funny, funny thing I do.

Oh, why didn't you just say so?

Yeah! Do you wanna roll?Yeah!

Do you wanna laugh?Yeah! All

right! We present Best Buddy and

Best Buddy doing the cartoon

Superstar!

I'm smart at any average rabbit.

Can't anyone tell me what Christmas is

all about?Well, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeahI am what I am, and

that's all what I ask.

Please make it stop!

I know. Let's all have some cupcakes.

Yummy and nutritious.

Cupcakes. Cool, man.

Ta-da! Oh, isn't that

adorable?Oh, Dapsy,

Mortimer sat up all by himself!

I've fallen and I can't get up. Oh!

That's you! That's the funny thing that

you do!

sh**t me! sh**t me now!

Let's take another look at our toteboard.

You know, Babs, I don't think our viewers

are aware of the quality programming

their support brings them. That's right.

Programs like Mr. Ruger's Neighborhood.

Yeah, Yeah it's a beautiful day in my

neighborhood. So...

Not to mention all these wonderful

cartoons. And speaking of which,

here's another one. Is there a Peppy

Roni here?

Hang up.

oh

That stupid Vimpy Junior lifeguard,

always doing something wrong. So,

the first day on the job, and you're

playing with silly, sissy, stinky baby

toys, yeah?Don't you

argue with me, you scrawny little nothing

person. The swimmer's safety always

comes first. I guess.

Now, make sure you keep the kinder

children off the high tide.

I'm a little allergic to hearts.

HuhHuhHuh

Eww.

See, I wonder how this thing works.

What's that funny noise?Let's

go down the hall.

Huh

Now, who put this here?

Smell my words and hear my breath will

be poor person. Make yourself useful

and refill the pool!

Oh, I want to help the cute puppy face

head. Look at me, look at me,

I'm helping. I'll give him more

wah wah.

That had to hurt.

I told you to fill some pool.

Since you are here, don't let this pig

eat like a pig and then swim and cramp

up. I

guess I'll take a little dip.

Oh, I'll be all right, Calamity.

Whoa, cramp, cramp! Whoa, cramp!

Save 'em! Save 'em! Save 'em! Give me

that, you purely stupid weakling!

Save me! Baby! Save 'em!

Save 'em! Save 'em! Save 'em!

I can't swim!

Save 'em! Save 'em! Save 'em! Save it!

Save it! Save it! Save it! Save it!

Save it! Save me! Save me!

Save it! Save it! Save it!

Oh, poor baby.

Oh, it's the poor puppy Wubby Loaf.

Save me, save me,

save me! Save me, save me, save

me! Let's face it, folks, we're dying

here. We need your membership support.

With a single membership, you'll receive

this designer Tiny Toons tote bag.

memberships will get you this lovely

furball squirt bottle.

And for a family membership, we'll send

you Plunky. Not a toy, not a

video, but the real thing. Heck,

make us an offer. That should bring those

donations fast in it.

I have a call here for I'm a Yet.

I'm a Yet.

Just run the last cartoon.

Oh.

Wow! A kite!

All it needs is some tape and some paint,

and it'll be good as new. There!

All fixed and ready to go.