01x46 - Ask Mr. Popular

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And now our song is sung!

He's hot!

He's cool!

He's an old f*cking kid in school!

now the ordinary mortals can learn his

secrets when we ask Mr.

Popular.

Thank you. Now, who has a question for

Mr. Popular, hmmYes,

the little girl with the gerbil spell in

her hand. I love you,

Mr. Popular! I'm the cuddle and snuggle

and squeeze you! And love you and hug you

and... You'll move with me, Mr. Gibbity.

I'll hug you and squeeze you

and love you and see me, Bitty Pete.

Sorry, folks, but those things happen

when you're popular. Who's got a

real question?Yes?

What if you have a friend who isn't

popular?Should you try and change him?

Let's find out, shall we?

Observe this unhappy pepper. His

life was a mess until his friends took

control.

Refresh my memory. Whose idea was it to

come to Dizzy's party?It was either next

or another night of the Visioning

Channel. That's right! Best

buddies here to

party with Dizzy! Easy, Diz! We're here

as guests! Not party snacks. I'm

not sure. There are not pizza rolls

left. It's important safety,

Pit Hampton. Conserve the pizza rolls.

Slobs, girls, and dizzy, too, too

They're Mrs. Hoppy, Hoppy,

Jazzy, Hoppy, Sherry,

Hoppy, and... How would that one get in

here?Yuck! Poor

slobs living in a dream world. I don't

think even Mr. Hoppy ever could helpthis.

Oh, I wouldn't say that, guys.

Mr. Popular, how'd you

get here?Never mind, fellas. What's

important is we get help as a friend.

Come on, play along with me, sir.

We're playing a new fun party game, this

Follow the Bouncing Pizza Rolls.

Oh, this is hard, Captain.

The

little stuff that I've been fooling

around with shots, I call it a

personality trash.

We can back our sense personality traits

right inside the chest.

Like my confidence and

time, and my modesty and humility.

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt if you

were a little beater.

Well, what are you all gawking at?Please

close your mouths. unsanitary, and you

look like the catch of the day at a sushi

bar.

Congratulations, men! We have just

created the world's coolest doodle!

Dorcy, you look great! As usual, Plucky,

your command of the obvious is stunning.

Please have been standing or piggy little

germs. I don't know where you've been.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Do you think we did the right thing?Trust

me.

Afternoon, all. May I join your soiree?

Thank you. Won't be a moment.

There, isn't that better?Hmm, awfully you

wouldn't have been to leave without

saying goodbye. How well?

No, no, noHow many times we got to tell

you, not go round, dummies. Go through

them, like this.

Oh, gross. I'd rather have my

heart set on violin lessons if it's all

the same to you.

The Board of Education shall hear ofthis.

Do you really think we change Dizzy for

the better?Absolutely. Tell me one

positive thing about the way he wants

living. Just one! Excuse me.

Have you seen Dizzy?We're going on a

picnic.

Ah, fair ladies. You look

marvelous. Shall we away to

the park?In your dreams,

pal. Where's Dizzy?

Oh, surely you jazz. Dizzy stands here

before you. You're not Dizzy, and my

name's not Shirley. Goodbye. But

Missy...

First my friend, then my teacher, and now

my girl. What's happened to me,

fellows?You have to help me. I want to be

dizzy again. I

wonder what Mr. Popular

is saying about me. He says you've got a

problem, guys. I think we go

fast.

Hey, I'm here for you, dizz.

Thank you, Mr. Popular.

Listen, the old dizzy's still inside of

you. Try bringing him out again. But I've

forgotten what he was like.

I remember.

Whitney has lots of food to punch.

Oh, yeah. Kalisha rolls a cup of punch.

down and get the sample...

ME!!!!!! So you see,

by trying to change Dizzy, his friends

were actually doing the good thing. Are

you kidding?Dizzy was miserable

throughout that whole ordeal. How could

hisThat was a good thing! Simple.

When those girls walked out on him, they

invited me to the physic instead.

We have another question for Mr. Popular.

Yes, he's rounded traveling in the

overalls. Mr.

Popular, I have a a friend

who has trouble making other friends.

What should I, I mean, my friend

do?Ah,

yes. The eternal question. How to make

friends. You could try buying them,

chasing them, or

snaring them.

Do those methods really work?No.

But in your friend's case, you couldn't

hide.

Come on, Anton! We're about to pick team!

Oh, right! I love soccer!

A cute little beeper! I don't think

surely! I'd get furball!

I wanna

keep me... Whoa, that! I'm getting

sweetie! No, I didn't! No

fair! Here it is! Here's mine!

Okay, Hampton.

Last, I have the JPig and the last one to

be picked. Hey, relax, Hampton. It's

just a friendly game. Friendly game, huh

Forget it. It's a finch. I don't have any

friends around here.

Gee, what's happening to him?I don'tknow.

What's

the matter?I've got good enough for you.

Well, the feeling's mutual.

If only I had a very special best friend

of my own. There's one

thing I forgot happening. Again, it's

Mr. Popular again. When all else fails,

you could try making up a friend. You

know, imagination. Gotta go.

Thanks, Mr. Popular. Yeah,

I could see my imaginary friend now. He'd

be just like me. Oh, forget

that. be smart like

you, the taller and stronger, a

super athlete.

Real good, a great habit, excellent.

In short, they're all about perfect

things. You got that right,

dude. Who are you?Your imaginary best

friend, who else?But you can call me

Chad.

Wow! I never imagined I had such

a powerful imagination! This is great!

Come on, Tad, let's start having fun!

Now, let's sh**t some poops, Tad.

If you walk.

Wow! I'm sure glad you're on my

side! Sorry about your ball, little

buddy. Oh, that's okay. There are plenty

of other things we can do. Come on! Hang,

buddy! Hey, guys!

You wanna play?Soccer?Great! Cad's the

name and soccer's my game. I played in

the World Cup championships, you know.

Really?Oh, sure. Made the winning

goal. Oh, brother.

Come on, I'll show you how the world's

platin athletes play soccer.

Oh... 'Sup, kid?

Hmph.

Some best friend you are. Hey, can I

help with a phone you're resistibly

popular?Not to mention, uh-huh

Hey, after all, man, you made me the way

I am. Well, I, uh, I guess you're

right. Stick with me. I'll set you

up for some real cute piglets, dude.

Wow, really?

Look, why don't we just forget about what

happened?Let's eat popcorn and watch

TV. I can't, dude. Gotta get ready

for a party. Oh, party?Great! Where's it

gonna be?Here. And by the way,

dude, you're not invited.

What?Hey, let's face it, Hambone.

You're a loser. And the last thing I

need is a loser hanging around me,

cramping my style. You know what I'm

saying?

Ohh Well, let me tell you

something,

You call a kid?Right,

some more, and step on

her. Ciao, cumba! Hey,

where's Hampton?Oh, he had a run off.

Well, don't you stand there! Let's rock

and roll!

Oh

ohh no, no man, it's only the wind.

Phew. That bright sun was really

hurting my eyes. Ohh

Getting a little nifty in here, isn't it,

dudes?No.

Hey, loosen up, dudes! It's fun

time!

Hey, you can't do that! This is Hampton's

house! Oh,

yeah. He thinks I'm his best friend.

Out! Out! Everybody out!

HuhTo fate, I imagined my

old imaginary best friend, and he turns

out to hate me even more than you do!

But we don't hate you, Hampton. Yeah,

we like you, huhYou do?But

I was the last guy you picked to play

soccer. Yeah, because you're a lousy

goalie.

That doesn't mean we're not your friends,

Hanson. But if we hurt your feelings,

we're sorry. Yeah, you don't need an

imaginary jerk like him.

Hey, what gives here?They're They're just

kidding, old buddy, old pal.

No, my friends are right. I don't

need you. No, he'll say that.

We gotta have a lot of fun. You like

cleaning?

ohh

This

calls for a real celebration and hacks in

bonus!

A party in my honor?

Imagine that!