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01x31 - Sawdust and Toonsil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x31 - Sawdust and Toonsil

Post by bunniefuu »

Will you give me that?

Thanks for the day in Wacky Land, Gobo.

You're one-of-a-kind. Oh,

excuse me. Must have been something I

ate. No, it's a train. Look!

Wonder's Wonderful Circus of Wonderment.

Shovel back. Shovel off the

buffalo. Bye-bye, bye-bye. No time

to chat. Nice

One. Right, network. Film 11.

Maybe his mother was scared by a cu-cu.

Or a circus. Circus?

This should be my big chance to break

this open.

Oh boy, I can hardly wait. I'll be a

smash. I wonder if they

have a living tamer. I wonder if they

have a sideshow. I wonder if they have a

chiropractor.

I wonder. No, I wonder.

Have you ever thought about a high-wired

duck act?I'm looking great!

Damn might work without a head. Ohh

Wonder's wonderful circus of wonderment

includes only the most wondrous wonders

in the world.

Let me show you what I mean.

Danger, Will Robinson. Danger! I knew

Silas Wonder would be back. Now's my

chance.

Oops, better hurry.

Well, presenting the world's most

wonderfully wondrous collection of wonder

beasts.

The curtain, no ninnies.

The world's only living Pegasus.

Ohh

Show them your wondrous wings, Peggy.

Next, the world's only magical

fire-breathing dragon.

I've been sick. This is awful!

Those poor animals! And finally...

Mysterious stinks.

Oh, what do you get when you cross a

wraft with a thing?Uh, wrapping.

Nope, sorry.

Ow! Don't

go. It'll break! Some very jawbreaking.

Stop them. Should we

stop them, boss?

Yes.

Oh,

I knew if I came back to Acme acres, I'd

lure that dodo out of hiding.

I think the restroom's over this way. Hmm

No. Hmm

Go, go, what's going on here?That wonder

guy kicked out my cows from Rocky Waggle

while back, and now he won't see.

There they are!

We made it. Wait, where's Coco?

Coco. Oh, no.

Come on, boys. We don't want to wear out

our welcome.

Well, now my collection is complete.

I have the last doodle-on. I

don't take wells at captivity.

Well, you'll learn to enjoy it just

like they did.

If pets enjoying it, I'll have pain on

rye and hold the mail.

Now listen up, Si. We're busting out of

this joint at Pitmont, Si. I'll try the

spoon for the mess hall. We're gonna dig

our way out of here, you got it?

These cages are made of steel. We'll

never get away from that old wonderful

Well,

you think I have a plans, ehAll our

plans just go up and smoke. Hey!

That's no reason to give up the ghosts.

Uh-oh.

I'm doing the old say-out. What?!

Prank 56 on law. If I don't

take up on wackiness in Wacky Land's

shoes... I'll be a done do-do.

My fellow Americans, uh,

skip inside. See the world's last

dodo. This is not an illusion.

It's perfect.

What we do now, clueless leaders?

Lock this bay.

First we keep over to the bush, zip to

the garbage can, zip over to the end,

and... What's the matter?Your zipper gets

stuck. Come on, see.

UhEnjoy the magical, mythical world of

Silas Wonder. Huh

We're a three-headed... duck-billed...

rabbit! Oh... We wanna be in

your sideshow! Oh,

I have a fabulous idea.

Oh, how would you like to star in the

magical center ring?Uh,

we'd rather go on the sideshow to help

with the other mistreated animals. What

up, Bags?This is my good chance. Uh,

did you say the center ring?Oh,

yes. Why, you'll be at the top of your

profession.

Well, he did say the top of our

perfection.

Hello, Americans.

For the first time ever, two rabbits and

a duck in a stinky bag will jump

from this platform high above the

magical center ring

into this wondrous thimble full

of wing.

Lukewarm jello.

I'm not jumping! There's no way that we

can fit into a tiny symbol of Jell-O! Oh,

yeah!

On the other end...

There's always room for Jell-O.

This might be a bad career move. Guys,

I have a plan. What?

We'll grab hold of the graffiti with our

ears. Ow!

They don't make ears like they used to.

Hey, where's Lucky?

That's it! I'm breaking out the act! Oh,

that one!I'm

doing a show though!

Posher, we won't stop him! Wonder will

make mincemeat out of him! Whoa! Plucky

will keep Wonder busy while we free Gogol

and the others! Do you mean you would

risk Plucky just to take a bunch of

sweet, innocent creatures?

Sounds good to me.

When I get my hands on those twerks,

I'll... Aha! Just the man I

wanted to see. Here's my resume,

one-mission tape, portfolio, my agents

card. I'd be perfect for your little

extravaganza. I'm a stookish genius, an

artist, a regular three-wing red brand.

Yuck! I'm the Flying

Blowey, the world's greatest acrobat.

Watch me climb to the pop that zoom

barrel.

ohh Stop this, you clown. Clown?

You want it, you've got it. I'm a

riot. Repenting for the

clown. Leonardo a

blast. Get away, Donald.

Get in. I'm trying. Oops. I got

a sh*t on the gas.

Well, what do you think?Am I great or

what?Come on, be brutally honest.

What's the matter, Harvey Baby?That got

his son.

Perhaps I should have phrased that

differently.

Hey, Baz! I finally found the restroom!

Oh, look at

them! They look like they're dying. Iwant

you to remember... Dodos don't

die, they just fade away!Come on,

Coco. Where's the old get up in Coco?

Where's the old Wacky Land spirit?It's in

Wacky Land, and we'll never see it again.

We'll get back to Wacky Land. All you

need is a little hope, a little vase. A

little tunnel.

There! You're free! Free?

That's right. All of you. Now

what's left of you?I don't

feel good. Better just go to

Rocky Land Pass. Oh, Rocky Land?

Hey, aren't we forgetting someone?

Come on, Buffy, it's time to go. What?And

give up show business?

Oh, something is amiss. All

aboard for Walla Walla Wacheegan and

Wacky Land! No.

My wonderful collection of wonderful

wonderbeasts.

Uh-oh. What did he entail by the train?

This is not an illusion.

Something tells me we're on the wrong

track. So with gummy bats, how were our

ratings in L.A. last week?Later, buster!

Ramagee, good job!

Important.

Let's hook it to last time!

Now, my collection is

complete.

We're home! Look

at that! They're getting down!

Gosh, I love happy endings.

Ooh, I'm toast.

Here it goes. Yep, there's nothing like

an ending with a little heart.