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01x27 - Europe in 30 Minutes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x27 - Europe in 30 Minutes

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Country that looks like a booth?Country

that looks like a booth?Uh..

Billy?

That's absolutely correct! Hip,

hip, hooray. And you pluck it up!

Have one!a pocket protector, a pair of

left-handed scissors, and a free trip to

Europe with all your friends on the

fabulous Concorde! Wait, trip

to Europe?Woo-hoo! The

Concorde is the fascist get in

the world! Yup, yup, yupThat's me. I'm

Concorde.

You think you'll representfirst class.

Lock share up and enjoy the view.

Talk about your jet lag.

Attention, thank you for flying. We

We will be landing in Europe in just a

few moments here.

Air brakes.

Oh, nothing like a leisurely tour through

Kulture's birthplace. Quickly, quickly,

master...

Wait, aren't we on vacation?Vacation,

staycation. We have a schedule.

Welcome to Europe, everyone.

Yeah! E-plug, before I

forget, thanks for bringing us along.

Here we go!

Look, it's a weenie burger stand.

I guess that's how travel broadens one,

huh, Hanson?

This is the biggest river in all of

Germany, De Rhine, noted for the famous

German rhinos.

I don't see anything here about rhinos.

AhTourists. Here's one of the

most famous landmarks of Germany. What, a

speedboat?No, it's the Berlin Wall.

There's another Wheatie Burger stand.

Welcome to France, will you?

This is the April Tower.

Not so fast. I can't get any snapshots.

We sell a lot more postcards that way, huh

The mother weenie herd is there. It's the

world's most famous art museum, the

Louvre.

Woody, this tour is a joke. I'll get my

money short. Yeah, that didn't cost you

anything. Pecky, Pecky, Pecky!

The tour bus is arrived on time today.

The famous Fountain of Credits. And

now the Alps.

What?This is no way to see Europe.

Let's bulge!

Ooh, it's Buckingham Palace, home of

Inkbod's royal family. This is more

like it. I was born a hobnob of royalty.

I hate to break up a good hobnob, but

here comes trouble.

Okay, we're in Buckingham Palace. Where

or what?HmmAccording to

this, we're in Prince Charles and Lady

Di's private quarters.

Royalty!

Well, Suzette, is everything set?

Ah, oui, Reginald. We kidnap Prince

Charles and Princess Diana, and then

ransom them for all the Crown Druins.

And then we fly away to Rio and live

wickedly ever after.

Guess when we're having fun, we get

saddled with a plot.

Watson?A kidnapping plot. The game's a

thought. Well, we do. First, we gotta

find the royal couple. Forget it. Find

yourself another stooge. I guess

Plucky has no interest in being knighted.

Too bad! Sir Plucky has quite a ring to

it.

Last one to find royalty is a rotten egg.

I don't know what we'd do without

pluckies. A girl can dream, can't she?

Gee, this must be the Royal Banquet

Hall. Hmm, Royal Grub.

Perhaps we have a moment to grab a bit

nibble?

Hello.

I see the butcher's made his delivery

then. Hello, butcher. The

dignitaries from El Bolivar will love

some pork espaglio.

Mmm, pork espaglio, delicious. Hey,

for the appetizer, I can make a duck

pate. Mm-mm, duck

pate. I love duck.

Duck.

What's up?It's my royalty detector!

Prince Charles and Princess Di are

nearby! Maybe they're in here.

Hmm, Charles and Di's place. Okay, it's

worth a shot. But we just can't barge

'em! We can't, but the Vanger Bunnies

can!

Well,

mate, you're burning all precious

calories. We're not

making much progress.

Go, Shuffling!

I have it now.

Tons of cliche deserves another.

ohh Why do you say we eat after we're

noted?Sounds good to me.

It's well slow instead of popping that

tag, yeah?

Hello, Guy and Daddy! This

and Buffy Thunderbunny remember us?

Who wouldn't?

Ohh Whatever.

Listen, Ted, you must come visit us.

Momsy and Daddy are dying, see you.

We'll have a deal of hot tooth.

When of course we'll go yachting again.

You understand these people?Of

course I do! I got an A in Royal

Eve!

Bon voy, Aussie! Ahh... Bjell... It's me,

Your Highness, the Butler. The delegation

from El Bolivar is waiting.

Is anything the matter, Your Majesty?You

don't seem quite yourself today.

I've just lost a bit of weight.

Find it for me, would you?So

sorry, Cap. My fault is your

hignus. I am the

dictator from El Bonivar.

If not, those are swell Halloween

costumes. HmmWe are here to

discuss the peace treaty with you. We

demand it be signed immediately.

Demand?We scoff at demands.

We scoff in your general direction.

Scoff, scoff, scoff, scoff at scoff.

This means w*r. I

have never been so insulted in my life!

Where is yours young yet?

Now it's personal!

My doctor told me to exercise with

dumbbells.

There's something unusual about those

two. We have to get them before those El

Bolivarians do.

And the kid's got him pinned to the

ropes. It's a fish's left and a right.

He's running circles around him. He fakes

a right. He dabs. He barters. I'm trailed

that I'm gonna... Time out, Jack. Sensory

blast! Let's call it Edoin!

This is more fun than a rabbit oughtahave!

Come along, Charles. You're late for your

kidnapping!

And we want all the crown jewels, or

you'll never see Charles and die again.

Perfect, my dear.

I still say there's something odd about

those two.

Don't be ridiculous, of course you'd die

in Charles. Charles has big ears

just like these.

And Dai has big feet just

like these.

And they're both furry.

What?You're expecting maybe Bug Bunny?

Grab them!

This is gonna take a while. You might as

well go check in on Bucky and Hampton.

You know, Ham, I could get very used to

living in a joint like this. Shouldn't we

be looking for Charles and Diana?Check

and die! Check and die! Come on, come on,

wherever you are!

That crazy sh*t will hear you. Uh, what

are you nuts?We lost him!

I'm going to roast you both nice and

tasty.

Welcome back.

I have got you now, Princess,

whoever you are.

Boy, am I ever happy to see you guys!

Where's Buster?

We did it! We showed them a thing orthree!

I guess rabbit sting is on tonight's menu

as well. I

can't believe it! It looks like curtains!

Got any bright ideas, Buster?I'm workingon

it. I knew I'd come up with something. I

don't believe it!

well

So, you had a fabulous tour of Europe. So

awfully glad to see you. The pleasures

are yours, I'm sure.

Babs, help Princess Di all about the evil

kidnapping plot. I'm the crazed shelf.

Fishery mustard hiplinked Winky Knock and

Loka Mud on their forehead. Oh, huh..

Hey, you too, very much.

We don't worry, how are you?

Hey, the prince has just invited us to a

royal feast in our honor!

Ter-plucking!

Hello, fellas. Hello. Uh,

you guys aren't mad, are you?I was

just... Saving the lives of Prince

Charles and Lady Di.

The Queen Mother told us. Sir,

we shall listen.

Nice move. Argue the



No prob. Hey guys, guys says she's had to

improvise a menu since she fired this

chef. I'm sure even royal leftovers is

sublime.

Ooh

Wee burgers! Mmm.

Oh. Am I a nice?

Better than that, Plucky. You've been

crowned. Good night.