01x24 - Buster and the Wolverine

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Welcome, dear friends and cultural

lovers, to the Acme Acres Cereal

Bowl, where we present tonight's Shiny 2

musical adventure, Buster and the

Wolverine!

Lovely, isn't it?

In the story of Buster and the Wolverine,

each of our performers is represented by

a different musical instrument.

Here's our hippity-hop hero, Buster

Bunny, playing his signature trumpet

theme.

Not bad for a guy who never took a

lesson. Our heroine, played by

the harp, that's Bunny. A

harp?How am I supposed to jam on

this?

Angel, for my first encore!

Next, Furbo plays his stack with the

theme of the violin. And

here's cute little sweetie playing the

film.

BARN! Hampton is

represented by the tube. All all

in one!

And last, and the baby green leaf is...

Blacky Duck, represented by...

...a whiticorn!What?

A bite horn?For a star of my magnitude?

It's an insult.

And furthermore, I...

Okay, let's get on with it.

So it seems.

It was a beautiful winter's day, and the

little marching band was rehearsing. Okay

guys, let's take it from the top. A one

and a two and a one, two, three.

my folks are still making favor for them.

Sacubation happened!

Something's gotta be done about that

Wolverine! These vicious, rotten

and nasty! Not only that, this is

the third time this week is wrecked band

practice! I say we draw straws. The

loser goes out and catches the pesh!

Well, I guess a pig's gotta do what a

pig's gotta do. They're a better pig

than I am, little good thing. You go out

there and show that bully who's false.

Well, what's your 100%, cow?

So long, old chum! Oh, it's

so bad! It was so young! Uh,

can I have the sherio?

Boy, that old wolverine had better look

out! Yes, siree! Never

underestimate the power of the pig and

his tumor. Come in, I've been home

down. My heart's pounding like a

jackhammer. The last thing I want to do

is tip off that wolverine.

Exciting, isn't it?

Welcome back, fellow highbrows! As we

continue our musical adventure, we find

brave little Hampton in grave

danger!

A mean old wolverine was about to

make a hors d'oeuvre out of the little

piggy. Don't eat me, Mr.

Wolverine. I could eat this for you.

I could not tell her. Bleed your cave.

Hampton's been gone a long time. I hope

he's okay. Let's let him know we're here.

A one, and a two, and a one, two, three.

Those are my friends. They're probably

looking for me, so I'll just be moseying

alone. Oh, or not.

I might as well tidy up the place while

he's gone.

Remember, see now if you see any sign of

hacking. Are you in there, ransom?

Here, piggy piggy.

Hampton?

What, sweetie?

Oh, no. It's

Hampton's two instruction books. How

horrible!

Alas, more Hampton! We

hardly knew it! Ah This heamless crime

will not go unravenged. I swear,

by this mangled music book, we will hunt

down the snaggle-toothed maniac and make

him pay. Are you with me?

Uh.. I just... Are you

with me?Yes! All right.

Then let the forest ring with our sorrow

justice. A one and a two and a one, two,

three!

Wolverine jacks. We better split up. If

you spot 'em, give the signal on your

instruments. Oh, fine. How am I supposed

to signal?Don't you have a tricycle to

squeeze my belly?Hey! Whoever's in

charge up there, how about another

instrument, huhI'll pick anything! You

see?They f*ck fish.

Happy now?Delighted.

Just call me Plucky McPucky, lad.

Oh, take the higher road, and I'll take

the low road, and I'll catch the

wolverine before ya!

They say music can soothe a savage beast.

One, two, the Miss Measel vacuum cleaner,

and Wolfie will be eating out of myhands!

Somehow, that's not quite what I meant.

My book on

disgusting animals says only two things

attract wolverines: food, and another

wolverine. And since I have no intention

of dressing up like a pot roast, I'll

have to go

with

this. Oh, hello, tall, dark and drooling.

For me?How sweet! Help! In the name of

humanity!

Please, you'll ruin my girlish figure.

Now I've got something for you. Hold that

pose, Rapunzel. Figures.

He's all numb, skull. Oh, ohh knock it

off, brutal. I'm not that kind of girl.

You'll find someone

else. Bye! Just think, Furball. Somewhere

in these woods lurks the hideous,

drooling monster. A beef-throoted

only to feed off the weak and the

helpless, his one driving star. Eat,

eat, eat! No

woman is safe from his terrible appetite.

We are all just sneaks on the face for

him. Tender little morsels waiting to

be snapped off. Who will

be his next subject show?

Let us then snap our ball's tiny

mind. Hold on, Cack

I'll take you. Now you relax and most of

the pretty stars. I

guess I didn't relax him enough.

No, Paul,

no sweetie. Gone.

Gone forever. It's not fair.

I wanted to eat her.

We thought you were lunch meat and here

you've been sneezing the Wolverine shave.

I find cleaning very therapeutic in

stressful situations.

What are we forgetting?HmmOhh

The clean cave is a happy cave. Where's

Buster?He hasn't been caught.

in there still! Yes,

Buster will save us! I know he's mounting

a daring attack and streaking to our

rescue, even as we see!

I just gotta learn that cool dance story.

What's that?I know there's

anywhere.

Pardon me folks, but I'm supposed to be

heroic now.

Long time for plot recaps now, folks. The

g*ng's in trouble and we're cutting right

to the case.

I know you shouldn't have paused the

station identification. Now they're gone.

My bestest buddy's a meal for that

walking throw rug.

This one last two minutes for you guys.

A one, and a two, and a one, two,

three.

That's you alive! The holy squab

swallowed 'em whole! You

sound so good. Say ah

Are you guys okay?A little quick, but

otherwise spawn. I

want it to do with a one, two, three.

Oh, you're in sad shake, Tom. What?Oh,

Dr. Buster has the cure. Don't worry,

this procedure is completely painless. I

won't feel a thing.

So that's what was jabbing me in theback.

Stay often in any form and get plenty of

sleep. Stay until April. Now I should

take care of everything, except, of

course, the bill.

I take it you're uninsured?

We could lure Wolver away if we still had

our instruments. Yeah. How about it up

there?You've been sticking me with lemons

all day. Don't I deserve a break?

Now, that's more like it. An acme-charged

music designer with digital sound and

laser effects. Watch out, Wolfie!

I know I'm a great case whip. Do the

fourth... and race that Jack

Meacor.

And all the way up to

Jack Meacor's bowl.

We hope you enjoyed our littleproduction!

So... Good evening, friends!