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01x23 - Wake Up Call of the Wild

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x23 - Wake Up Call of the Wild

Post by bunniefuu »

Stay out of my carrots, you will never

sniff us!

Phew, that was close. Bucker,

why did we do it?

Do what?Why do we take such crazy

chances just to sink our teeth into

carrots?Hey, we're rabbits, bats.

Carrots are in our genes. Buster, we

don't even wear pants. No, No I

mean our genes, our heritage.

Our wild rabbit ancestors forage for

carrots. And so do we. It's in

our blood. It's all instant, like the

call of the wild.

Take those ducks lines out for the

winter, for instance. Pure instance.

For someone like Plucky, that's the real

call of the wild.

Make it stop! Make it stop!

Make it

stop! I'm trying to get some

sleep

Crazy quackers. They're not gonna talk me

into flying south for the winter. Not

this little green duck.

Private fluffy sided?No!

I can't fly south! I hate flying!

Unless you're in French class and there's

a movie I haven't seen.

No! NoI don't want to leave all my

neat stuff behind!

No, I don't want to go!

My rating gives me my range!

Oh, I give up.

My beaky brethren beckon me! Hey guys,

wait up!

Whoa! Slow down, crew! What's the big

rush?Excuse me. Pardon me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, mushy wings,

mushy wings.

Hey, Sarge, how about a pit stop, hmmMy

walker needs new batteries. Say, that

mall looks like a slow place to cool our

fuels. I don't need it all freshened up.

Maybe kind of flick.

Play some arcade games?Grab a pizza?What

do you say?Hey!

Life of monkey!

Hey! Yuck!

What's this?

Why are you guys sipping the mud?

Ew! What are you guys eating?

Stop!

I've seen enough. You guys can't

be happy eating this swap. I'll take all

of you someplace where we can get some

real food.

Plucky, a party of 28 for dinner.

No, no, noAll food deliveries is free.

We're not on your menu.

Sweet duck shop here tonight. I'm taking

my people out to dinner. Now be jin!



Only the best for me and my brother.

Oops. Rosie Doc! Is this your sick

idea of a joke?Get it out of here before

my relatives see it.

Don't pull up on bread, guys. You'll have

no room for dinner.

Hey, get back here!

My relatives are from the six, you know,

but, uh, hey, they're good people.

Hey, I've been thrown out of better cooks

for less!

Hoodie expo! Hey, guys,

look! Our own private playground!

Yes, sir, a duck sucks it up with his own

kind and...

...share the joys of duck them.

Oh, it's hard to say this sounds, but

I realize that I'm a civilized duck.

Now call me crazy, but I prefer pizza and

worms and a warm house to this freezing

park. What I'm saying is... This

has to be farewell, folks. Now,

go try and stop me. It's all for

the... best.

Apparently, man, hurry.

Well, bunnies, welcome back to Wes

Miekers. It's great to be here, bunnies.

But I'll tell ya, that's one experience

I'll never forget.

And I bet those ducks you were with won't

be forgetting you either.

A wild condor has to fly all night to

get his food.

Luckily our king pal Condor doesn't have

to work so hard. But at times, even he

hears the call of the wild. Oh,

I am bored. Yup, yup, yup, yup

Today on Wilderness Kingdom, we look at

the majestic condor, a dangerous

bird. That's why I'm singing Jim up the

mountain to show you how it can attack

your hand. Condor's free

without zoo guards?Wow!

Good deal! No more zoo for

me! Nope, nope, nope.

It's time to play violin for

Poodle! Oh,

this is my favorite

Bye-bye, Arnold. Yup, yup, yupBye-bye,

Paddy. Yup, yup, yupPatsy!

The wide open spaces, please. Do

that. Step on it.

Oh, very nice.

That's a bear! Yup, yup, yup,

that is! Uh, excuse me. Who turned out

the lights?

Pretty nice. How'd you go with the place?

Well, I understood. Okay, yup, yup,

yup

Yup, yup, yup Flying! Soaring through

the clouds! Oh, that's for me! Maybe I

can spot a taco standing from up there.

Nope, nope, nope, nope!

Hey, stop an escape!I hurt

you! I hurt you out! I make you not dare!

You stupid birdie!

Hey, hi, Ornie!

You can hide better ways, but you

can't for us. You go back to the zoo.

Hi. Nice coat.

Bye-bye, wide open spaces. Yeah I'd

stay longer, but I'm hungry. Yup, yup,

yupTaxis!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope.

Don't place like home, Arnie.

Yup, yup, yupYup, yup, yup, yup

Oh, excuse me. You

know, inside all animals

look the dreams of our wild

ancestors.

Like Hampton, for instance, these dreams

of days when his ancestors were fierce

wild boars.

Even Gobo Dogo has dreams of his...

uh.. wild relatives.

Then there's Furball, who he likes to

live out his dreams of his wildcat

heritage.

There's nothing but making up a huge take

to satisfy the 15-minute gap between

brunch and lunch.

Purple, what are you doing?

Honestly, I'll never understand what you

dream about in a tiny little tinny braid

of yours.

First, I'll eat a fish.

You crazy kitty, you stay up. I'm faking

the cake. Kitties, you

just can't

figure them out.

What are you doing?

I'll bake a cake.

It's maybe I'm a kitty.

And baby, you're a mouse.

That's the call of the wild. Hi,

folks.