01x22 - Citizen Max

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It's Acme University's Eyewitness News.

Today, as it must have all spoiled brats,

expulsion came to Montana Max, the

richest kid in Acme Acres, multi-owned

amusement parks, movie theatres,

toy stores.

And a cold tale is the origin of his

family fortune. Lotto Fever!

We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!

Hahaha! Then in a

hostile takeover, Montana Max gains

control of the family business! Take

me, Brussels Sprouts, will ya?But

Monty, we're your parents! Get out of

there! Can't act

me though, Monty helps Sway over the

other students, and ran the school TV

station to promote his ideas. Hello, I'm

Montana Max, and you're bored!

His ultimate goal, president of Ackney

Lowe Student Council. As Election Day

approached, victory seemed his. Then

suddenly, scandal, defeat,

and finally, expulsion from the

luniversity. Ackney!

And that's all hopes from Eyewitness

News.

A great report. I

particularly enjoyed the announcer.

Didn't he broadcast it, surely?Uh,

like, I don't know. I mean, like, Max's

last m*rder moms are in the studio. What

did he mean when he said Acne?Maybe it's

something late. Or maybe, like, it's with

Monty, or the key to his bad karma, man.

I mean, this story isn't finished yet.

Hanson, I want you to find out what Acme

means, okay?Ask Monty's friends who's

Adam news. Someone must know why Monty

said Acne, or I'll get right on it,Any

cholesterol?Just one. Are we

finished for this finger shadow routine?

My hands are exhausted.

Buster, we need your help. Yeah, no

kidding. I've been watching the show.

Say, you wouldn't happen to have a carrot

on you, would you?So, uh, sorry.

Oh, okay. Never mind. That's okay.

So, uh, you want to know why Monty stayed

acne, huhPreciseless. Hmm,

acne, acne.

Nope, it doesn't ring a bell. But Buster,

you've known Monty a long time. Perhaps

acne is something in Monty's past.

Yeah, we used to be best friends. Uh,

we were so cool in those days. I

remembered like it was a flashback.

When you have good friends, it's not so

bad being desperately poor. Look,

I saved them for weeks and bought a whole

stick of chewing gum. I'll split it with

you best, buddy. Ah, don't ever change,

Monty. Why don't you come on in for

supper, Buster?I found an old boot today.

Come on, I can make soup. Mmm!

There'll be no more clodhopper super you,

Monty. HuhFrom now

on, it's nothing but the best.

But, Ma, what gives?We won the

lotto! We're moved! What

about my pal Buster?What about my bike?

You don't need that trash anymore.

Does this mean dinner is off?

What a guy, always thinking of me.

Back then, I thought Monty would be my

very best pal forever. But by the time of

his school election, he had changed.

My friends! If elected student council

president, I vow to rent Atfield

University of my sworn enemy and

opponent! Bump their bodies!

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings, pal!

That still doesn't explain what FBV.

I don't know. Maybe it has something to

do with the election. Ask his campaign

manager, plushy duck. And

he will too, right after these

messages.

during the school election, you were

about to have an act as campaign manager.

Yeah, disgusting job, but somebody had to

do it. I was hoping you might know what

Monty meant when he said acne. Acne,

huhOh, that no-good money would say

something like that. Why the nerve of

that guy?What a fitting unit guard.

What's she?But, you know

what it means?Not a clue. Acne.

Acne. HmmNow, that reminds me of my

first day on Monty's Champagne.

Whoa, hey, hey, what gives?So let me

get this straight. You want obedience,

total loyalty, and I happen to like you,

too?That's what I'm paying you for!

Sounds fair to me.

You're gonna help me bead cluster in this

election! See! I'm probably a little

election at all! That rabbit has no

idea how to run for office.

Two carrots in every garage. Two point

feet hairs to every family. You've got

none of your hair, but there is health.

Those dummies like him. All we gotta do

is make him like you better. So call me

and traitor. First of all, if you want to

feel presidential, not to look

presidential. Trust me.

Darn, call me Butterfingers. You

butt-faced dweeb! Why I on him?

Why I on him?That's

why the school TV changed it. And once

Nash controlled the media, there was no

way to avoid it. Hi,

friends, Montana Mac here, asking for

your support. As we all know, Ashley Lew

needs a new student council president,

liable, honest, and fair. But I want you

to vote for me anyway. So remember, vote

early and vote often for your pal,

Montana Max. I'll be the best president

money can buy.

The TV blitz was a flapparoo. Monty

was swirling in the polls, so he

challenged Buster to a debate.

My friends and lucked, I vow to improve

the loudest food in the school cafeteria.

I eat the foods fine. Ha! That's how

much you know, rabbit! The food is a

disaster! At least it's going to be. Your

lunch, sir?Oh

boy, what's this?It's called to be no

surprise.

Hi.

Yummy. Hey,

everybody, potato surprise?

See, everybody loves the food here.

Crazy soon. Here, have some nice

potato surprise.

ohh I don't get it! I pull every

dirty prick in the puck, and I'm still

losing! Plucky!

Why am I losing?! Are you considered

using breath mints?I gotta

get that hair out of my hair for good!

And I think I know how!

KMAX TV,

Acme Achers.

Welcome to another edition of 60 Seconds.

And now here's your host, Montana

Max. Good evening. Tonight we look at

Buster Bunny, class presidential

candidate... or no-gooder as a frackin'

rabbit!

Tell us, Buster, what are your feelings

about students who cheat on exams?Haters

should be tarred, feathered, and kicked

out of school. Oh yeah! And how do you

explain what's in your hat?

Buster was strange for cheating, and they

boogied him over that new room.

The elect is mine rabbit!

Now, it's personal.

Foster swore revenge, but Brookey,

please, what's it about me, and is it at

me?Ahhhh!

Annie, there's only one person who can

answer that question. Who?

Monty's girlfriend, Elmira.

Elvara, you're Montana Max's girlfriend.

I am?That's the rumor.

What rumor?That you're Montana Max's

girlfriend. I

am?After the school election, Bonnie said

the word acme. Do you know why?Why

what?Why he said the word acme!

Gee!I don't know.

He's kind of a cute word, though.

Sounds like something free and tell me

you love a hug and come and eat into

pieces! Like a cute little

hippity-hop, Buster! Oh,

that's what so mean to that sweet little

bunny!

Come back, buddy, buddy! I'll cover you

with cuddles in your hour of

need! I'm right

here! Follow me!

Oh, buddy?Mr. Hippity-hawk?

Raggity and Habbity!

It's the warning! Happy Wiggly! Happy

Wiggly! Dinner was sad. But then, I

found the pretty kitty and the

cute Piggly Wiggly, and now

I'm happy. But what does happy

mean?I don't know what.

But I thought you were Bonnie's

girlfriend. Uh, yeah

Why do you say that to me?Why do you say

that to me?To me, happy, happy!

Now calm down, Hampton. I think we can

help you. You can?Sure!

After Bunker and I've dodged themWe

burrowed into the underground parkinglot.

Shoo! I'm in the cleaner. No,

you're not, Buster. Not until we prove,

Max. Why are you here?

Behind you. Don't do

that!Who are you?Just

call me deep the quack. Gee, I

wonder who it could be. I know how Monty

framed you. I've got the inside dope.

Because you're on the inside?No, because

I'm a dope for helping Monty. Don't walk

this way.

Watch closely. This is

what John Q. Hopper saw.

Now here's the single tape, an acne super

to whistle on mercy.

The

head is slicker than the eye. Why that

coy?Come on, let's go hoist Monkey by his

own batard. What the batard?I

hope it's not heavy to hoist. I'm hernia

prone.

I'm gonna win by a landslide!

Well, I'm certain it thinks so!

HuhI'm back. I'm through the slime ball,

and here it is... JPornscomb backstab

at the service. Glad to meet you, boy,

Marty Clan! We run the Ackley Acres Dirty

Tricks political party! I am, we think it

is Shine's Yorktown!You're

so corrupt, we're thinking of running you

for higher up! Really?Absolutely!

Those yammy skins you pulled on Busted

Bunny went yam! Well, I

don't like to brag! Well, I bet you know

every dirty trick you want to take! Just

about! Well, then I'm sure you know this

one! And

this one! Or

maybe this one!

And don't you just love this one?

Oh, what a love of our old dad. Tell us

about your dirty shitYes,

do tell.

Well, I just pull off the worst dirty

crick of all time. You know those strong

test dancers?Well, I planted them on

Busker. And that's why he was

kicked out of school. Ha ha! Ain't I a

stinker?Oh, you're the stinkiest stinker

we know. Well, that is. It's been slow.

Haven't I smiled?Where are you going?

You're going on stage, Mommy Davey. You

have a speech today. Oh, yeah.

Ahem. My fellow lunatics,

I'm here to say only one thing. Thank

you! For your support, for your votes,

for your tomatoes! Huh?

Let's get tomatoes here! I said yes!

So that's how Buster won the election,

and now Max was fooling out of school.

But that still doesn't explain what Monty

meant when he said act me. I guess not.

You know, Ham, Monty was a kid who could

buy everything he ever wanted. To say the

act me was something he couldn't buy. My

friendship...

Hey! Hey Hey, up

here, you

gweeb! I didn't say ac-me! I said ac-ne!

Ac-ne! You know, pimple! I've got a bad

case of acne! No, he tells me.