01x06 - Monkey Dearest (Series Finale)

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did you ever wonder what happens after

the game ends sh**t I'm late for dinner

welcome to the other

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side

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oh

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for a Shabby Chic lir how dangerously

shabby chic ah the Florentine

monkey 3 2 1

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action

behind

you yo uglies up

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here time to split

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wow Mom snakes rats gargoyles Cliffs

nothing rattles you no not

really

hello Raquel it's your

mother I'll take a

message

was that really your

mom it's a miracle a phone call from

Heaven that wasn't Heaven

oh Dad what's going on I thought grandma

was

dead she is she's uh dead to your mother

who wants a bowl of ice cream I can't

believe you and Mom have been lying to

me my whole

life go come on Alice he can't really be

that surprised you've rob me of

countless and valuable insights from

this family's true matriarch inv

valuable insights from

naen naen so my Undead Grandma has a

name anything else you care to share

about her like where she's been my whole

life Grandma spent her life is a damsel

in distress waiting for an Italian

plumber to rescue her when that didn't

work out she became a purse snatcher and

stabbed Miss p man with a windshield

wiper

repeatedly

repeatedly cool

righteous all right everybody in their

PJs in this corner the reigning champion

of the neighborhood wrestling circuit

he's 300 lb of turbocharged

obesity El

Turbo

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El

eloo damn I am pretty and in the

opposing Corner the only fool in the

neighborhood stupid enough to take on

this purple vision of

Lord

Glenn with one

's get ready to Tumble Champions Really

Turn Me On make them all dead you know I

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will all Hil Glenn our new

Champion champions Really Turn Me On

Call Me

My

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Destiny come on this will be great for

the love of God well pierce my tee and

call me ski my Rock's all growed

up all right well you must be my

son-in-law real ma'am man my a*s give

your mama

squeeze oh I'd like you too to meet my

hubby

Arthur you look

fantastic

torso you look

fantastic some Castle y'all got here

pretty place to chew the shoe and do

some catching up listen

nen naen thing is given how long it's

been since you left well that wait to be

fair I didn't leave I got

arrested is that Grandma sure as hell is

Grandma

face Mel you look

fantastic hey Destiny how you doing hi

turba maybe we could get dinner tonight

there's a new lck in place that doesn't

lock its kitchen entrance I can't I have

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plans Not Afraid of the Dark yes you are

no you're not yes I am no

you're can you believe my mother I know

she's

really why are you looking at me like

that she's really uh you're trying to

tell me what I want to hear by reading

my face

yep it's called mirroring I read about

it in Psychology weekly at the dentist

office and I'd been looking forward to

giving it a test runer Rooney Billy

turbo

ghost she makes me crazy she makes me

crazy she shows up and starts acting all

nice as if the last 25 years never

happened meanwhile something has

happened well you're right when did we

see her panel the closet Satan's closet

closet of

Lucifer I've spent the last 25 years

getting extra credit winning

scholarships working hard and raising a

family in other words making sure I

never become like her at all oh

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spirit

so what started as the end of a simple

toothbrush is now a deadly weapon and

that's a good thing Grandma your shave

looks so much better than mine how do

you do it practice Billy oh it doesn't

matter if you're peeling potatoes or

stabbing an Aran in the cartoid artery

nothing's better than practice thanks

grandma

her name's naen is that a

shiv stay in school oh hi booger I'm

just talking to your darling children

just giving them a little wisdom from

the motor Court tips from Cell Block B

scaring them straight grandmotherly

love it's so nice to have a grandma

again for the first time naen I don't

want you here I don't want you in my

kitchen I don't want you in my bathroom

all right Grandma let's go to the living

room I don't want you in my living

room you know kids I think we better let

your mom and grandma

talk honestly ruil if my own daughter

ain't going to invite me in who the hell

is besides the kids in now sure getting

along naen grunk you are under

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arrest

I want you out of here well it's getting

late the kids are

tired why don't we leave Arthur but I

haven't packed don't worry we're not

leaving

face W you look

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fantastic why did they ever bother

giving you an office it's a union thing

well off to score Another

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Monkey I'll come back later I won't come

back

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later

I love you

howy just came by to get my

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Underpants start

them

ribs yeah you want pork or beef man Hey

Arthur you want another shot at the

title

head

I can taste the belt

no that's my

blood type

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delicious what smells so good did you

make burritos chocolate chip cookies oh

but I didn't have chocolate chips so I

used kidney

Banes it's no jail trick oh isn't

Grandma the

best oh you kids are just too sweet it's

like everyone feels that way except your

mother well I guess I should get on to

the carnival not the carnival are you

kidding oh lot of memories at the

carnival you know you never forget going

to second placeas with a lobster boy

a well I did buy tickets before your mom

kicked me out I thought it could have

been a nice family outting wait a second

I want to find a way for this family to

work maybe we can figure this out

together over a couple of 13in hot dogs

no no I want to respect rael's

wishes I'll just leave these tickets for

you if you go you go and if I happen to

be there I happen to be there and if you

happen to be in our car when we drive

there can help pay for

parking in this corner the man who

doesn't need two ANS to kick your a*s GL

with one

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end and in this corner the ugliest damn

pet in the history of the whole County

Circuit the

alator now remember after you beat Glenn

I enter the ring you let me beat you to

a PO then I get the title belt and

Destiny got it and and yeah you get to

keep your pom pom tail you drive a hard

bargain crazy P get ready to Tumble I

mean I guess it was pretty clever the

first time he said it but is he going to

say it every

time

face

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ha we're not scared of

you

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CH

outstanding hey turbo oh Destiny now

you're back oh baby I was never gone you

know

that

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huh

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come

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on hey look at this new purse I

got wow it comes with a wallet and some

dental floss too and I about you this

monkey Mama when I grow up I'm going to

be just like

you mama what's happening naen grunk

mire you are under

arrest hey give it back my

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Mony

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good

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night what the hell this is only 11 in

shut up

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liar hello hey rip hi honey hey Dad can

we go in the haunted house haunted house

are you the carnival don't worry sugar

buger I'll supervise is that my mom she

happens to be here I know it's nuts

really did you happen to drive with her

I'll be right there don't move all right

this is uh good this is the opportunity

for your mom and grandma to have the

badly needed discussion I've masterly

orchestrated which is why I agreed to

come to Carnival with n in the first

place hey Dad you know your policy of

always telling the truth sometimes never

maybe yes you might want to take a look

at

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that wa

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watch this

face what

the toso No No hey num nut stop

announcing where you're going to hit

him hey Glenn want to get out of here

and I don't know grab some soda

pop

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oh oh baby I was never gone you know

that my little green cor Sal once again

I'm on the roof with a gas can you might

have my belt but you're not leaving with

my

girl I mean you have my belt and you are

leaving with my

girl

what is wrong with that Rael anyway she

ain't no fun you think I didn't

raiser you didn't come on we're going

home let's go not

you gal this is ridiculous it's time for

you and your mother to talk why don't

you go get yourself a 13-in hot talk

check well Mom it's been a hoot but we

have to oh

where did you get

that give me back my monkey what did you

say I said give it back my

monkey

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Mama

Mama it's a stuffed monkey Mom it's not

worth having a nervous breakdown over

too late oh sweetie I'm so sorry about

everything I know mama I know hey look I

suck as a mom to be

sure yes you do na but I am one hell of

a

grandma she's right did you know that in

prison you can use sandwiches to pass

messages and in case of her shipwreck

you can inflate a dead man's laung and

use it as a life

raft now who wants a 13in o dog I do

I've got an in with the goat guy great

here comes a liar and his family of

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liars bye Grandma treasure these years

Billy after you turn 16 they can try you

as an

adult hey Grandma I made you a salami

sandwich for your trip oh honey thank

you

so where are you after to now well it's

Thursday time to sell my blood day get a

few bucks then follow the

sunset into the dog track it doesn't

that any better than

this

it does get better doesn't it AB

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absolutely

for