- My name
is Karen Taylor.
I'm your new executive pastor.
My kids, Riley and Luke, and I,
are so happy to be part
of this church community.
Today I'll be doing
the reading out
of the book of Matthew,
chapter 11, verse 28.
This verse is dear to me,
as I have had many
struggles in my past.
I hope you find your
rest in Him today.
The verse reads,
"Come to me, all who
are weary and burdened,
and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you
and learn from me,
for I am gentle and
humble in heart,
and you will find
rest for your souls.
For my yoke is comfortable,
and my burden is light."
This is the word of the Lord.
- Two, three...
- Mom?
Mom?
Mom?
Mom, wake up.
- sh*t.
Hey, precious Pearl.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
- Ugh.
- How you feeling?
Hi.
Is anybody in there?
Hi.
- What happened?
- Yeah, what happened?
I was at Smugglers last night.
- What?
- Yeah.
And then all of a
sudden I look over
and I see two
wrinkly a*s white men
trying to shove you
inside a vehicle.
- Don't touch me. No!
- Whoa. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I remember getting there.
- Uh huh?
What did you have to drink?
- I remember getting a beer.
- You had, you
had one beer last night?
- Yeah.
That's all I remember.
- Who was working?
- James.
- I've heard, like,
endless stories
about James putting
sh*t in girls' drinks
for like months now.
This is not good.
- Ugh.
What?
- I got something for you.
Here.
- Oh, what's in that?
- Uh, don't ask questions.
It's for hangovers.
I'm just not too sure
about r*pe drug hangovers.
- Oh.
- Drink it up. Up, up, up.
All of it.
- Oh, god.
- All of it.
Good girl.
Yeah.
Ooh, make daddy proud.
Okay, not too, not, okay.
Please not any more of that.
- Ugh.
- Okay.
- Whew.
Ugh.
- Yeah. Do
you wanna get up?
- I need my phone.
- Your phone?
- Oh, wow. Is that me?
- You even got a
little bit on my shoes.
But I love you anyway.
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
What do you? Oh.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah. "Oh my god."
Check it out.
- No, I have to call him.
- Babe?
- Luke.
- Babe?
- Luke, they're after me!
- Babe-
- Luke, please, I don't
know what you want from me!
- Babe, babe, babe.
You called your brother like
a million times last night.
Phenomenal, but, you might
wanna make a few apology calls.
I'm gonna go shower
the eggs off.
You take it easy.
Okay?
- Okay.
- I love you.
f*ck that dude.
- Riley?
Hello? Are you there?
Are you there?
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi. Hi.
What happened last night?
Luke said that you
called 47 times
and you were freaking
out this morning.
Do I need to fly up there?
- No, you don't need to do that.
- It sounded
like you were in trouble.
You said people were after you.
What's going on?
- No.
I'm sorry. Everything's fine.
- You were drunk?
- No.
No, I just had one beer.
- So?
So, you, what?
- No, I just think somebody
put something in
it or something.
- Oh my gosh.
You were roofied.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Mom, everything's fine.
Nothing happened.
- You're not okay, Riley.
This isn't okay.
- I'm safe.
I crashed at a friend's house.
- You at a guy's place?
Honey, how do you know
you weren't r*ped?
- He's g*y.
- Honey,
this thing happens-
- Mom, just stop.
Stop.
I'm good. I just woke up.
Everything's fine. I'm safe.
I'm, like, nothing happened.
- Okay.
I...
I understand what
you're going through-
- Okay, you've been
drunk. You, you...
You've been drugged at a bar?
- You know what I mean.
Honey, I want you to
call me next time.
If ever something like
this happens again,
I really want you to call me.
- Yep.
Mm. All right, bye.
- I love you
very much, honey.
- Mom.
- Hold on.
Yeah?
- Mom.
- Hold on.
What?
- I'm sick. I don't feel good.
I need you to come home.
- Oh, you're
being dramatic.
- No, Mom, please.
I threw up.
- Ugh.
Oh, Riley, come on.
You're too big for that.
Just go get a
bucket and lay down.
- I can't find one.
Mom, I'm hot. Please come home.
- No, if you
can't find a bucket,
go to the kitchen,
get a big bowl.
Okay, all right.
Okay. I love you, and
I'll be home later, okay?
Be my big girl.
- Love you.
- Love you.
- Ugh, come on.
Oh, honey.
Hi.
Hey.
How are you?
- Hey.
I'm gonna steal your bike
and leave you a little
present on the ground, okay?
- What?
- Sorry, I can't
hear you. I gotta go.
- Okay, love you, girl.
- All righty, love
you, too. Bye.
- What?
- Bye!
- Don't slam
the door, okay?
- What?
- Hey, Oscar, you
still around? I'm here.
- I was there when
we were supposed to be there.
Where were you?
- Oh, yeah, I know, I know.
It's just been-
- When we set a time to meet,
we meet at that time.
- I know, I'm sorry.
It's just-
- I'm not finished yet.
I know you're selling
to your friends
and they better be paying up.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Do you hear me, Riley?
Do you hear me, Riley?
- Okay, okay, I get it.
All right?
- I'm tired of this.
- Just stop.
f*ck!
- No, who are you?
- It's okay.
- No, get the f*ck off of me!
No, don't touch me!
No! Help!
- Who the f*ck are you?
- I'm her f*cking boyfriend.
Who the f*ck are you?
- Hey, it's Luke.
I'm not around.
Leave me a message.
Thanks.
- Hey, Luke, I, uh...
It's been a while.
Just trying to get ahold of you.
I just, uh, I just
wanted to say sorry
for all those
calls I just had...
I didn't mean to
freak you guys out.
I had a rough
night, but I'm good.
Yeah, I just wanted say sorry.
Maybe we'll talk soon?
Love you. Bye.
- Me.
- Baptism is the
physical outward expression
of a change, an inner change.
All of our sins are washed by
the holy blood of the lamb,
our Lord, Jesus Christ.
Karen, why are you being
baptized here today?
- Because I
love Jesus Christ.
- What are we doing here?
- What are you talking about?
- Come on. I keep
seeing you and the lamb.
What's the deal?
- I was at the bar.
But you know I'm not
the real Jesus, right?
- I'm white and I'm
speaking English-
- Okay I get it. Got it.
- These are flip flops.
- I get it, okay?
- You know, Jesus
is Middle Eastern.
He's a brown man.
Wasn't blonde-
- I know.
- Blue eyes.
Good.
So what do you think he,
Jesus, would say to you?
- Hm?
- Like the real Jesus.
If there is one,
what would I, he, think?
- Nothing.
- That's it?
- Yeah, nothing
- Real deep.
- f*ck you.
What the f*ck do you know?
- I don't know.
I'm just a figment
of your imagination.
A weird blend of alcohol
and coke and lack of sleep.
But I know you're not
really being honest with me,
and I'm Jesus.
Well...
Sort of.
- Oh my god, I'm so hungry.
- Hello, I'm starving.
There's Go-Gurt in the freezer.
We need to know, are we keeping
the house next semester?
The Landlady's like on my a*s.
- Oh my god.
- What? What?
No, it's delicious.
- Mm.
Oh my god.
- Mm.
Tim told me the other night
that something went
down at Smugglers.
Was it wild?
- Tim thinks somebody put
something in my drink.
- You got roofied?
Go away.
Who's that?
- Hey, we're naked.
- Open the door.
- Oh.
- We're nude. No,
what, what is it?
- Hey, Oscar. What are you-
- The FBI. They're after me.
Don't contact me again.
- Shut the door.
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.
- How much is in here?
- A lot.
Oh.
- Oh, we're doing all of it.
- We're not doing all of it.
- We are.
- Well, it looks like I
just became unemployed.
- His wife's
just such a b*tch.
- I know.
- I'm
just so sick of her
sending us home with
stupid a*s homework.
I found this in my dad's closet.
He doesn't know that I
know that he does it, but,
do a little bit of this.
How much you want?
You want a big line.
Yeah.
- Wow.
- Your turn.
- I'm okay.
- Come on.
- No, it's fine.
- Hey, it's
okay. Her mom's a pastor.
- Yeah, but,
well, her mom's not here, so?
- It's
fine. I'll do hers.
- It's awesome.
- It's actually
not bad. It's fine.
- Woo!
Oh.
- I think they call them Cheetos
'cause I feel like
I'm cheating on myself
whenever I eat them.
- You're not.
- I can't stop.
- In that case-
- I can't stop.
- Yum.
- Yeah.
- Horrible people...
- What you doing, baby?
Oh, god.
- Really?
- Okay, ow.
- Ow.
- Oh my god, juice in my
mouth, girl. That's disgusting.
How did you do that?
Okay, you need to stop.
You need to stop. Give me that.
- Did you put a fork in my hair?
- Mm-mm, come here.
Come here.
- Okay.
- Mm, mm.
I feel so good, I'm gonna cry.
- Really hurt.
- Mm, that's nice.
- What is this?
Ew, this has been
in somebody's mouth.
- Anyone want more?
- No.
Are you kidding? No.
- Mm-mm, no.
- No.
- Oh!
- Guys.
- You did not, Sarah!
- Yeah, no, none of
that was for free.
I need to tighten up.
That's all there is.
- Oh my god. Here we go.
- Okay, I'm gonna collect later.
- Sorry, baby. Oh my god.
- How do I look with dreads?
- Oh, sorry.
Mm, that's a receipt. Okay,
that's not gonna work.
Aha.
- Ow.
- Yo, what happened to Oscar?
- He's leaving town.
Yeah.
- Serious?
- So I need to sell the rest
and get a new job.
- For serial?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
He said bye bye.
- What you're
missing is that this
is manna from God himself, okay?
And what I'm thinking is
that you should share it
with us poor, poor sinners.
- Shut the f*ck up.
What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, it's the
last day of classes, right?
- Wait, are you the
still a student?
- I have a student
ID, okay? Chill out.
Stop it.
- Let's-
- Give the people a taste,
like a little party.
Let's throw a party.
- A house party?
- Like a business house
party where you, like,
you know, like a social, like
real life networking event
where everyone does coke
and you use half
your coke, you know,
for the good people
that are there-
- Use half?
- And you sell the other half
to the other people who
are not as good friends.
- I don't have a
supplier anymore.
- Well, you need to get rid of
this sh*t eventually, right?
- Well, just-
- Eventually.
I'm actually not in a hurry.
- What?
- Chill.
- Don't you want money?
But seriously,
you broke my bike.
- She broke your bike?
- She broke my bike.
So you kind of
owe me this party.
And I wanna get pretty
in front of my friends
and I want Randy to be there
and I just wanna
have fun for once.
- Come on.
- Come on, Riley.
Please.
- Please.
- Okay.
- Yes!
- Yes!
- She said yes!
She said yes!
- Okay, we'll just
bring a couple people.
- Pre-game slumber party.
- Pre-game slumber party.
No, no, no!
- Can we talk?
Can we please talk?
Sarah, will you please...
No, we didn't. You just
sat and yelled at me.
- No, if you hadn't
stayed the night
and I wouldn't have
seen the photos,
it wouldn't matter
because I wouldn't
freakin' have saw it anyways!
You're, no!
Get out! Go!
Why don't you just leave?
I'm done.
I just want you to go through
those things and get out!
I don't think you're
hearing me at all.
No, we spoke in my
room. I found the pics.
I kicked you out, now go.
It's not that hard.
- What you doing?
- Let's talk
about this real quick.
- No, we're not talking anymore.
- Shh.
- We're not talking anymore.
- Hey.
- No, tell me how
you f*cking feel, Sarah.
Riley, can you come down and
open the door for me, please?
- No, buddy.
- Why not?
- No, buddy, come on.
She's being irrational,
but you're being loud.
You're waking up the
whole neighborhood.
- Why is she yelling at me?
We never said what this was.
Sarah, I'm sorry.
Can you please come outside now?
- Shh!
- I don't care
that you're sorry.
- Can you text each other?
- Okay. Tell her we
can put a label on it.
We can be whatever
she wants to call us.
Riley, please.
- What did he do this time?
What'd he do?
- Oh, well, had some other
girl's t*ts on his phone.
- Ugh, what?
- Did you talk to him?
- Riley, please.
Riley.
- You-
- No.
- Yeah.
- No, you know my protocol.
I don't get involved.
- Shut up.
What'd he say?
- No, I'm not telling you.
No, he didn't say anything.
- Five minutes, please.
- Okay.
- Riley,
you're a good friend.
- Maybe I used Olivia's phone
and texted the pictures to him.
And then I have an excuse-
- What?
- Because otherwise, I
can't, I can't do anything.
He won't listen to me.
- Sarah.
- Listen.
- No.
- We've been dating a
year and he's like, oh,
I don't wanna commit,
I don't wanna be your boyfriend.
Like, then what are we?
- Draw the line.
- Shut up!
- Riley, come here.
Tell her I'll do
whatever she wants.
- He'll be your dude.
He'll be your guy.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay, and that's the last time.
- Okay, all right.
- You're a sick girl.
- Last time.
- You're sick.
- I love you.
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
- I'm gonna throw
you in the water.
Here I go.
Thank you. You're welcome.
- No, no, no.
Wah.
- Put him in the
water, make him swim.
Right here.
Ooh, the train.
Mom?
- Hi, honey.
- What happened?
- How's bath time?
- What
are you doing here?
- Oh, I just took
a little stumble.
Can you, can you get
yourself ready for bed?
It's really late, okay?
- Yeah.
- Okay, and I need
you to help with Luke.
Put his PJs on, okay?
All right.
- Okay.
- All right, I'll be in soon.
- Okay.
- Hey honey, I'm sorry.
It's just, oh, I've lived a lot
of what you're going through,
and I can tell you that
it doesn't end well.
Oh, you were there.
You know that.
Anyway, it's not
why I'm calling.
I have a work trip to Sri Lanka
and, um, they won't
let me go by myself,
so I asked if I could
bring you with me.
And the church said, you know,
that they would
pay for everything.
They'd pay for your housing,
your travel, your food
and since you don't
have any summer plans,
I wanted to see if you
wanted to go with me.
It would be a free
trip across the world.
It's a week at a
Christian conference
and a week of vacation.
And yeah, you can
miss, you know,
most of the conference stuff,
so no pressure if
you don't wanna go.
I just have to make
a decision soon,
so let me know either way.
Okay.
Love you.
Bye bye.
Oh my god.
Mommy...
Please, please, please,
please, please, please,
don't let him take him.
Please, please, please, please.
Please don't let him take
Luke away from me, please.
Please don't let it happen.
Please don't let him take
him away from me, please.
Please don't let
his dad, please.
God, I know I'm a mess.
Please help me.
I don't want it
to happen, please.
Please.
- I think those of us
who don't know Jesus,
if you're feeling called
to accept Christ in
your heart tonight,
this is the time to do it.
There is no better
time than this.
Lord Jesus, I know
that I'm a sinner,
I know that I mess things up,
and I know that there
is nothing that I can do
to repay that, Lord.
Tonight, Jesus, I would ask,
would you please
come into my life,
forgive me of my sins,
make me new, Lord Jesus.
Lord, I want you to
become my savior.
Thank you so much for loving
me and for forgiving me.
In Your precious name, amen.
- I can do it.
This is about the end of that.
- You good?
- Guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Hey, have
you smelled this-
- I, shh.
I just finished, excuse me.
- She's speaking.
- I just finished-
- Sorry.
- My last day of classes!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- Hi.
- Oh hi, hello, Sarah.
- Um, so, we were all wondering,
and by that I mean me
and Lance, where it was?
- Oh my god, you're
being so vague.
I looked through your
room for your coke
and I couldn't find any.
Please?
- You guys went
through my stuff?
- No, we didn't, like
go through your stuff.
- Not me.
- For your stuff-
It was me.
We like looked for
coke in your stuff,
and we couldn't find it.
I couldn't find it.
Please, baby.
- You're so ridiculous.
- I love you. I love you,
I love you, I love you-
- All right, y'all coke wh*res.
- Yes.
- Yeah?
- Yes.
- I can't believe
I can't trust this
to be safe in my own house.
- Well, obviously it is safe
'cause I couldn't find it.
- Yeah,
but pay up first.
I'm not running a charity.
- I got a shitty joint.
- I...
Don't have my wallet on me.
- Money.
- I will. Can I pay you back?
- Yeah, we'll figure
something out. Right?
- It's like
a good last thing.
- Like, I normally
feel like I'm in Florida
when I use 920, but I feel
like in Miami, specifically,
when I use the...
All right, b*tches,
go get some booze.
I'm gonna go get some
party supplies and chips.
Go get some chips and dips.
Riley, these are
wants. What the f*ck?
Seriously, come back.
I can't buy a suit with this!
- Mm-hm.
Ooh.
Mm.
Take.
I hate to say it,
but I think you're
gonna have to get your
fat a*s out of there.
Free.
- What are y'all
doing over here?
Oh my goodness.
Get out of the cart.
What are you doing?
Breaking stuff?
Quentin!
Can we get you over here
real quick, Quentin?
We got a, you got a spill.
Now you gonna pay for that
bottle, you know that, right?
- Karen?
Is that you, Karen?
It's Regina.
- Oh, yes. Hi.
- I haven't seen
you for so long. How are you?
- I'm well,
it's good to see you.
This is Lucas, but
we call him Luke.
- Hi.
- Say, yeah.
- Hi, Luke.
- Hi.
- And your daughter, what
beautiful brown eyes she has.
And you have blue eyes.
Well, your mother didn't
tell me you adopted.
- I didn't adopt.
- Oh, no? Oh, okay.
- No, no,
no, they're
they have two different dads.
- Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Riley.
- What?
- We have to go.
- I'm not going.
- Yes you are.
- No, I'm not.
- Why not?
- Because I don't
like it at Dad's.
- Riley. We go through
this every time.
I'm sick of going through this.
- Why
can't I just not go?
- Because it's part
of the agreement.
You have a dad, you
have to go see him.
Come on. We have to go.
- I'm not going.
- Are you done yet?
- No.
Stop.
- Why?
Are you done yet?
Are you done yet now?
- No.
- You're kind of done.
I can see you, like, kind of...
- I'm not
gonna fight you.
I'm not gonna fight you.
- No, fight me, fight me.
I'll beat your a*s.
Fight me.
- I'm gonna go faster.
- I go faster than you.
- I'm unbeatable.
- I pay, everyone
get one of each.
I'm payin'!
Stop.
Hey!
- No.
I'm gonna get more.
- Hey, hey, hey.
What is going on
with this bottle?
- Look, I don't appreciate
being harassed right now.
We're trying to shop
in your store, okay?
- Get out.
- But I'm paying for it.
What are freaking out about it?
I'm paying for it.
- Shh.
- f*ck you, man.
- Shh.
No, no, no.
- No, we f*cking
thinks we're liars.
- Get your girl.
- We gotta go.
- Whose side are you on?
You want me to go outside?
f*ck you!
f*ck you, I'm never f*cking
coming back here, d*ck!
- Hey.
- Where the hell
have you been, dude?
- Oh my god, we have to
go get Randy's work van.
- We've been sitting here
for like a f*cking hour.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Where did you-
- Oh my god, mwah.
Mwah.
- All right.
- This isn't breakable, is it?
sh*t.
Sorry, Randy.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, Randy, relax.
Relax.
Remember how we
manifested the spot? Okay.
Thank you.
Hey, you all right there, babe?
- Mm-hm.
- You kinda look
like sh*t right now.
What's going on?
You okay?
- I gotta sleep.
- Yeah? Get a nap, okay?
Hey, can Randy and I stay
on the air mattress tonight?
- You can have the
inflatable air mattress.
- Uh, yeah,
that's, that's probably
the only kind there is, Sarah.
Oh my god.
- Wait, hold on.
Hello?
Yes?
- Do you want coffee?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Hi.
Hello.
- Hey, gross people.
I need some help in here.
- Tim, I'm
done with classes.
Are you excited for me?
- I need coffee.
Sarah please, can you
come in here right now?
- Tim.
- Sarah.
Guys, it's not funny. I need
that f*cking coffee right now!
It's really hard
being me sometimes.
- Hi.
Can I help you upstairs?
Great.
Yep.
We're doing this.
Come on.
Come on.
Get those feet underneath you.
You guys, I'm taking
Princess upstairs.
- Okay.
You just get to sleep.
- What's up?
- Hey.
- I'm
surprised you're up.
I thought you'd be
sleeping a little longer.
- Yeah, it's been a
rough couple days.
- Sarah told me you
were having a nervous breakdown.
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
Which is fine, 'cause
everyone's having
a nervous breakdown
this time of year.
My dad doesn't want me to be
a music major, so I'm not.
I'm doing business.
Soul sucking...
f*ck' business.
I get to b*tch because
my dad's paying
for a degree that I don't want.
That's f*cked.
- Yeah, that's
pretty f*cked up.
- You know?
It's like so many people don't
even get to go to college.
And I'm sitting
here complaining.
Awesome.
- I avoided my mom for
as long as I could.
I just wanted to get
away from everything.
Then the other day we talk
on the phone and it's like,
it brings everything right back,
and I'm a little kid again.
I'm that little kid
that took care of her
when she was drunk
out of her mind.
I raised my little brother.
And I was a good Christian girl.
But for some f*cking
reason, I still miss her.
Wouldn't you have a
nervous breakdown?
- I'm having my own
nervous breakdown.
You can keep that one.
It's weird.
We're, like, kind
of stuck in this
strange Bermuda
triangle kind of thing.
Like-
- What the f*ck?
- Listen, it's like, so,
we're not exactly our
parents' dream, right?
We're not who...
We're not who they
thought we were gonna be.
But it's also, like, we're
not ourselves after that.
So we're trying to
figure out if, like,
we should hold onto that stuff
or if that stuff
should be let go of,
or, I don't f*cking know,
to be honest with you.
- I don't wanna keep any of it.
It was my fifth
grade continuation.
It was a big deal.
It was like one of
these, they would have
these little ceremonies
and we would dress up
and I had this big yellow dress.
I felt so beautiful.
My mom didn't come.
I was like the only kid
whose parent wasn't there.
She didn't even pick
me up afterwards.
Walked home.
It's like, what, what
do I do with that?
Other than forget it?
It's like afterthought,
to I love you, I
love you, I love you.
- Can I ask you a question?
- What kind of question?
- One of those
existential crisis,
I'm still trying
to figure out life,
I don't know what the
f*ck is going on,
3:00 AM kind of question.
- A big boy.
- A big boy, yes. Big boy.
Being a pastor's kid and
living the way that you do,
how do you feel about
God and Christianity?
Or both, actually?
- I'm a straight A student.
I'm headed for law school.
Is that what you're
referring to?
- No, actually, how about this,
how do you feel about
being a complete cliche,
being an out of control PK?
- f*ck you.
- All right.
- You know, when I
left to drive up here,
my mom said, "You find
a good church up there."
And she would ask me
every time we would talk.
And one day she
just stopped asking.
It's weird 'cause it
feels like she gave up.
- You wanna know a fun fact?
- Hmm?
- I learned how to play guitar
in my junior high worship band.
- No f*ck' way.
- Yeah f*ck' way.
- No way.
- Uh, way way.
- No way.
- Uh huh.
Yeah, you do. Liar.
- I don't remember it.
- Yes you do.
You remember the hand motions?
- No.
- Yes you do.
You are crossed right now.
- Shut it.
- Loosen up, shake it up.
- You wanna
start a worship band?
- Totally.
- Yeah?
Hit the road, you and
me, church to church.
- Totally.
- Yeah?
- I'm there.
- WWJD bracelets in tow?
- Puka shell
necklace and sandals.
- Puka shell
necklace and sandals.
- Totally.
- Absolutely.
- I got made fun of
a lot in youth group,
so I stopped going.
- My grandma died last year,
so I went home to
Indiana for the funeral.
We went back to
my Baptist church,
and after the service,
this little old white haired
lady, she comes up to me
and I had longer hair at
the time and a lip ring.
And so she comes
up and she's like,
"You know, we need
people out there
in California living for Jesus."
- Oh, no.
- Mm. Mm-hm.
Yeah. I didn't know
who this person was.
No idea.
- Like, who are you
to judge my life?
What did you say?
- I said, "I know."
- But are you living
for Jesus?
- I don't even know
what that means.
- Hmm.
Keep playing.
- All right, well if we're
gonna take this tour out,
I have to remember some
of these old things.
I think it's all
just GCD, anyway.
- I can build up here.
- Okay.
- We'll make a train.
We are actually
making it up here.
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Hi sweetie.
Oh, mommy's just gonna
lie down for a little bit.
- Oh.
Here, look at this.
- And remember, hey, sweetie.
Remember mommy doesn't
wake up, you call 911.
- Call 911.
Woo.
911?
Are you there?
Are you there?
911?
Are you there?
- Come on, you're not...
No, you're not going to Sarah's.
- Why?
- It's too late.
You need to finish your
homework and get to bed.
Come on.
- Oh, come on.
- Honey.
- This is f*cking ridiculous.
- Karen, she can't
talk to you like that.
- James, I got this. Please.
- She knows, James.
- Honey, we need to
set up some guidelines,
some curfews and things,
like, this is unacceptable.
- Because James thinks so?
Mom, come on. You
know this is dumb.
- No, it's not.
- You weren't even supposed
to get married again
and here I am getting
the sh*t end of it.
- Riley.
- Okay, James. Off I go to bed.
Respecting my stepdad and mother
like a good Christian girl.
- Hey, can you
guys keep it down?
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
- Deuces.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Got my bacon fat toe.
- I think we're set up.
- How you feeling?
- Good.
- Bullshit.
- My mom just invited me on a
free church trip to Sri Lanka.
- Okay. Okay.
That's awesome, right?
- No, what am I supposed
to do with that?
- Go?
- No, it's just gonna
be the same thing.
Everybody's just
gonna praise her
for being some amazing
conversion story.
- Okay, I really
love this performance
of this whole existential
crisis you're in right now.
- What?
- You know I love you.
Maybe you'd present me
with the opportunity
to present you the opportunity
to see yourself in a new light.
The existential
light, if you will.
- Okay.
- Riley, what happened the other
night was really f*cked up.
And, god, anyone
in your position's
gonna take a minute
to process that sh*t.
You need to recognize that.
And if you need to go
on a trip with your mom
or take a free excursion
to Costa Mesa, Costa Rica?
- Sri Lanka.
- Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka, geez, girl.
That's like Chin-African-Middle?
India?
- I don't know.
I just Googled it.
- Okay, okay.
Well it's not over here.
You owe it to
yourself. Like, go.
What the hell girl?
That's just mama's two cents.
- Okay.
- You wanna hit this sh*t?
- I'm good. Thanks.
- Where are we at now?
- f*ck off.
- Hello.
- Hey, Mom.
Yeah, sorry it took so long
for me to get back to you.
- It's okay.
- What were the dates
to the trip again?
- We'd leave Sunday
and be there for two weeks.
- Oh wow, that's close.
- Yeah, yeah, no
pressure at all.
I just thought it could be fun.
- I would like to go if
that's, if it's still possible.
- Really?
That would be great.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
it sounds like fun.
- Okay,
well I'll go ahead
and book your ticket
and email you the info.
Does that sound okay?
- Yeah.
- Bring
light, airy clothes
because it gets intensely
humid over there.
- Thanks, Mom.
- We're gonna
have a great time.
Thanks honey. Love you.
- I love you, too.
- How are you doing?
- Good.
- To the airport?
- Yes, please.
- Yeah, Sri Lanka.
- It's hot.
- Look.
Come, come.
- Yeah, we just saw
a frickin' elephant.
- Oh, sh*t.
- We're need some
food and we should get back.
I don't know which
direction it is to our van.
- It's uh-
- Sweaty?
- More humid
than I thought.
Follow my finger.
That way, that way.
- Stop.
- Go.
- Just go.
- Woo.
Okay, come on.
- I can do everything
through Him.
He gives me strength.
For the son of man
who came to seek
and to save what was lost.
- Hello.
Hi, nice meeting you.
- Nice to see you.
Thank you for joining us.
Who is?
- This is my daughter, Riley.
- Hi, Riley. Welcome.
- I mean, set aside the
fact that you snuck out.
You lied to your mom.
Did you actually take
a minute to think
about what could have
happened to you there?
All right, look, you're
grounded for a year.
Yeah, and that means no
basketball, no track,
and you will spend
every single minute
of that time in this room.
Do you understand that?
- Stop it. You're not
gonna take my sports away.
- Riley, do you think
this is some kind of joke?
This is not a joke.
We care too much about you
to let you go to a party
and get wasted and let some
idiot take advantage of you,
'cause that happens
all the time, Riley.
- Screw you guys. You guys
used to drink all the time.
- You really can't
be that stupid, can you?
I mean-
- Hey, that's okay.
I...
James.
- No.
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no. Listen, listen to me.
She's walking all over us here.
She has got to learn
what the consequences
of her actions are.
Did you stop to think about
what could have happened to her?
- I understand, I understand.
But you're, you're yelling
and it's not helping, okay?
She's got all my sh*t
and she doesn't need yours...
She doesn't need yours,
okay, on top of it.
I need to discipline
her from here, okay?
Please just let me do this.
Let me do it.
- Riley...
I am so sorry I said you were
stupid 'cause you're not.
You're pretty smart and that's
why it's so frustrating.
I just want you to
know that I love you
and I want you to be safe
'cause your mom and I,
we made all those mistakes and
I just want better for you.
- I don't understand
any of this.
Like all I wanna do is go
out and drink with my friend.
- You can't do that.
- Why not?
- You're way too young.
- That's stupid.
- No, it's not.
Do you have any idea what
could have happened to you?
I'm not just talking about
our punishments here.
I'm talking about-
- This is ridiculous.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
You can go.
You can go.
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
What the f*ck?
No, I'm not okay.
- You wanna talk about it?
- No.
No.
So where was all this
when I was seven?
- What?
- Where was all this, like,
caring when I was seven?
Yeah, did you forget?
Yeah, I didn't get
to have a childhood
'cause you were out
screwing around.
I didn't get to be little. I
had to be the other parent.
So no, you don't get to act
like you're a good parent.
No, I'm not letting
you do that. f*ck that.
They may not have seen
who you were, but I did.
Next year, I'm out of here.
I'm done.
I'm done!
I'm done!
- I hear you. I hear you.
Okay. I'll see you
in the morning.
I hear you.
Thank you for sitting
through all of these with me.
And thank you for
coming on this trip.
- It's all good.
- Nice to get out of the
states for a moment, huh?
- Yeah.
- Feels like
our Hawaii trip.
- Yeah.
It does.
- I've been missing this.
I miss talking with you.
I miss knowing what's
going on in your life.
Even when we...
Disagree, we were still
able to communicate.
So where we're at
now, this is...
New to me.
And to be honest,
I'm not a fan of it.
Like it sucks.
I guess selfishly,
that's why I wanted you
to come on this trip.
No, James, no, Luke. Just
us for a little while.
- It's okay.
- I know we don't talk about
the hard stuff much, but,
I feel like, I feel like we
both like to just let that be.
Maybe, maybe I just
wanna let it be.
But I want you to
know that I see you.
All those years,
I saw you.
And I see you now.
I see you now.
Okay?
- Hey, Riley.
Riley, come on over.
- I'll be right back.
- Take a picture of us.
- Okay.
- Okay, we
would like to have...
Come on, guys.
- All right, get in.
- Join, yeah.
We will have a picture together.
- All right, ready?
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- All right, get...
Okay, three, two, one.
That's so good.
- Yeah? Thank you.
Let's pray for this team, okay?
Yeah, thank you.
Loving God, Heavenly Father,
we commit this team in
your mighty hand of God.
Thank you for giving
them safe journey
around the country
and we pray for them
and we pray to you
that they may have
a safe trip home, oh Lord Jesus.
Lord, as they travel,
give them all the
journey mercies
that they are in need of, God.
Especially we pray for
a safe journey back.
Also, we commit this service
that we are going to have.
Bless us together, oh, God,
and we pray that let your
blessings may rest upon us
as we worship You and
lift your name up.
Thank you for hearing us.
In Jesus' name we pray.
- Amen.
- Amen.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you for the picture.
- Thank you.
- Okay? God bless you.
- God bless you.
- Yeah.
God bless you, too.
- You guys
want it to just be
the three of us from now on?
- Yes.
- Me, too.
You're my snuggy bears.
- Thanks to them.
Thank you for being the best.
Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.
- Let's pray that God may speak
to each and every one of us.
In Jesus' precious name we pray.
Please be seated.
Let's take some time
in a necessary prayer.
We will pray for this service
as well as the team
that's in our midst,
that God may bless their work.
Whatever language is
comfortable to you,
please let's pray
for these matters.
- Lord, we thank
you for your grace.
We give you all glory.
We thank you for
bringing your servants
all around the world who
want to do your word.
Thank you for loving
us, oh Father.
We thank you for the opportunity
to serve those who are
hurting all around us.
Father, I believe
there is someone here
running away from the calling.
And there is a girl
from the United States
who is running away
from her calling
and the Lord is asking,
are you done running yet?
Father, we thank you
for the opportunity-
- What?
- To serve you.
We pledge your life to you.
- Did you tell him about me?
- In Jesus' name we pray.
- What?
- Did you tell him about me?
- I've never met him, no.
- Are you done yet?
- Are you done yet?
- f*ck.
- Feathered Flying Fish.
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