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01x10 - The Beast in Me

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "MobLand". Aired: March 30, 2025 – present.*
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The Harrigans, a London crime family, find themselves in a battle with the Stevensons that could end empires and their lives.

01x10 - The Beast in Me

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Conrad's invited Alice
to dinner tonight.

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her.

You f*cking better.

How would you like to be
the person who put Conrad

and Maeve Harrigan behind bars?

I'm not going inside that house.

And that's that.

I don't blame you
for what happened to my son

any more than I blame
the f*cking chain saw.

Just because I do a favor

to Kat McAllister, don't mean

I do a favor for you.

Get on your knees.

Please, I beg you, I've got children!

You have a rat in your house.

- Do you know who it is?
- Yes.

Fix it. Then we have a deal.

Are you questioning my loyalty, Conrad?

No, I would never do that.

Eddie, why don't you tell everyone here

what you told me this morning?

About who it was who tipped Richie off

about Antwerp.

It was that c**t who was
supposed to be chopped up.

- What?
- Not Brendan.

What?

They're coming. Sit down, sit down!

Armed police!

Armed police!

I don't know which one
I'm more scared of.

With Dad...

...you can feel it coming,
you know, like a storm.

Hear the rumble of thunder.

So you know how to keep out the way.

But Mum was like a f*cking shark.

You wouldn't even know it was there.

You'd be in the water swimming about,

bobbing up and down, happy.

And all of a sudden, wham.

It's got you.

And there you are,

just drowning in blood.

So, yeah.

My son is my brother.

My wife is my dad's sloppy seconds.

I knew about Bella.

But Eddie...

No one told me.

To be fair, I didn't want to know.

But you know what?

I knew that as well.

I could feel it. You just can.

And I suppose I...

After coming out of prison,

I didn't really have much left
in the way of pride.

So I just did my best
to be f*cking normal.

Bella tried, she did.
Bless her. She tried.

We both tried really hard,

just to have a normal marriage,

make life normal for the boy.

I... I took him down to football.

I'd take him fishing,
which I f*cking hate.

But I did it
'cause that's what dads do.

They put in the time, you know?

All I wanted to do
was protect him from this life.

From this world.

From Mum, really.

She worked on him,
just like she worked on me.

She dragged him under.

She f*cked with his head
till he became a monster,

like her,

'cause that's what she does.

She makes monsters to protect her.

Protect the Harrigans. The Empire.

The Holy Empire.

That's all she wants to know, really.

That's all she cares about.

Who's the biggest monster.

Do you want to know who
the biggest monster is?

Oh, yeah. I'll give you a clue.

You helped make him.

'Cause in this world,

my world...

...only the biggest monster survives.

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Is caged by frail and fragile bars ♪

♪ Restless by day ♪

♪ And by night ♪

♪ Rants and rages at the stars ♪

♪ God help ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Has had to learn to live ♪

♪ With pain ♪

♪ And how to shelter ♪

♪ From the rain ♪

♪ And in the twinkling of an eye ♪

♪ Might have to be restrained ♪

♪ God help ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Sometimes ♪

♪ It tries to kid me ♪

♪ That it's just a teddy bear ♪

♪ And even somehow manage ♪

♪ To vanish in the air ♪

♪ And that is when I must beware ♪

♪ Of the beast in me ♪

♪ That everybody ♪

♪ Knows ♪

♪ They've seen him out ♪

♪ Dressed in my clothes ♪

♪ Patently unclear ♪

♪ If it's New York ♪

♪ Or New Year ♪

♪ God help the beast in me ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ It may feel bad ♪

♪ It may feel bad ♪

♪ I wanna see you alone,
I wanna sharp the stone ♪

♪ I wanna bounce the bone,
I wanna mess with it ♪

♪ I wanna lay the Deville,
the whole crew on the sill ♪

♪ I want the preacher and pill,
I wanna bless with it ♪

♪ I wanna head to a mass
and get cast in it ♪

♪ That sh*t's funnier
than any A-class, innit? ♪

♪ I wanna talk with the clown
who has apologies down ♪

♪ Pay him 300 pounds
to take a class in it ♪

♪ I wanna bite the phone,
I wanna bleed the tone ♪

♪ I wanna see you alone,
alone, alone, lone ♪

♪ I wanna strait the shark
and find me somewhere to park ♪

♪ Like the light when it's dark,
it's dark, it's dark, dark ♪

♪ A few stars about
make it feel like peace ♪

♪ In a way ♪

♪ A complimentary round ♪

♪ Constellation got a twist in it ♪

♪ For a GPO and all the hits in it ♪

♪ I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪

♪ I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪

♪ I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪

Sit down, please.

I know what this is about.

Before you say anything,

I'm gonna try and provide some context.

I'm gonna ask you some questions.

It's very important
you give me the truth.

Yeah?

First time. I'm not f*cking around.

Did Richie come to you
or did you go to Richie?

- I went to Richie.
- When?

- Nine months ago.
- Is it limited to fentanyl?

No.

What else?

I give Richie information.

To the following questions,
the answer is yes or no.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Does Richie trust you?

I mean, Richie's...

- It's yes or no.
- Yes.

Does Richie trust you?

Look, I-I don't know.

Well, have you ever met with him alone?

Yes.

Have you given him information
about the family?

- Yes.
- Has he gone on to use

this information to damage the family?

- Yes.
- But it wasn't you

who told him about Archie?

No.

- Or Antwerp?
- No.

And he doesn't know you're here?

No.

As far as you're concerned,

and Richie is concerned,
have you delivered for him?

Yes.

And to be completely sure,
he has no reason to believe

that you are here right now,

having this conversation with me?

No.

But you betrayed us?

Yes.

Because you were scared?

Yeah.

You can go now.

What?

I'll call you.

I'll call.

- So she confessed?
- Yeah.

Well... that doesn't surprise me.

She always was smart.

Harry, do you know
what happened to me in prison?

Kev, w-we need to deal
with-with Maeve and Conrad.

Did you know?

No.

Did you know that Eddie isn't my son?

Yeah.

- Who told you?
- Bella.

Why were you at the hotel that night?

Kev, is that a serious question? Is it?

No.

Listen, Kev, whatever
is going on with you, yeah?

Whatever is going on
with you and Bella,

now is not the time.

It's not the time
to deal with it. Yeah?

By tomorrow, either the Harrigans

or the Stevensons will run the game.

I need to know if you are with me

'cause I cannot do this on my own.

Have you got this?

I know what we have to do.

And I'm with you.

Good.

Where you going?

Give me an hour.

f*ck this.

O'Hara will have us out of here
in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

O'Hara's a rat.

What?

She betrayed us to Richie.

She's been working with him
for about a year now

on fentanyl and other stuff.

Archie wasn't a rat. O'Hara was.

What? What are you saying exactly?

I'm saying that O'Hara

is just one more thing
that you don't know.

Uh-huh. Huh.

I went to see someone yesterday.

Someone who'd hurt me.

I found him,

and I put it right.
You know what I mean?

When I'd done it,

it was like this cloud lifted.

'Cause I realized
that I was in the wrong room

with the wrong man.

'Cause that man...

although he beat me and he r*ped me...

he wasn't the problem.

He didn't make me like this.

What happened, Dad?

To you, I mean, and Mum.

Who made you like this?

Who f*cked you up?

I know who f*cked me up
'cause I'm looking right at him.

Is this your play, huh?

Is this Kevin's big day?

Are you here to make your move, boy?

- Boy?
- Mm-hmm.

Look at the name stitched in the
back of your underpants there.

Your short trousers.
That name is Harrigan,

and you should be f*cking proud of it!

Not sitting here whinging and whining

about your past life.

I'll tell you who made me.



Why? Because I f*cking put them there!

You know, Brendan was your boy.

But he never once felt like it.

Never.

And that's all he wanted,

was for you to acknowledge him.

But you never f*cking did.

Now, Eddie. He's your boy.

Oh, and by the way,

if you ever get out of here,
he's your f*cking problem.

Not mine.

'Cause I am done
pretending I respect you.

Or trust you.

I'm done pretending that you
still know what you're doing

when you clearly f*cking don't.

But you're right about one thing.

Oh, yeah?

I'm Kevin Harrigan.

And that name meant something.

Do you know what it means now?

Madness and chaos.

Well, not anymore.

That name is gonna mean
something again.

I'm gonna see to that.

And exactly how are you gonna do that?

You'll know

'cause you'll have a ringside seat.

Tell me, because
I've been meaning to ask.

Bella.

Does she still have a nice tight one?

Nice

and warm

and wet.

Now, you see that, Conrad,

is a perfect example

of why it's over for you.

'Cause you have no idea
who you're talking to.

Oh...

No idea how much danger you're in.

- You're f*cking pathetic.
- Oh, yeah?

I'm gonna go
and take care of something.

When you and Mum get out,

we can get together, sit down,

and have a nice little talk
about the future.

'Cause when you walk out of here,

you're walking out
to a different world.

My world.

And in that world, Conrad,

people pay for everything.

Everything.

Where's Eddie?

I don't know. He took off.

Is it an act? The whole mad thing?

You mean the unpredictable, terrifying,

"I'm a crazy nutter" act?

- Yeah, that.
- Mm.

I'm not sure it's an act anymore.

Has he always been like that?

No.

No, he was my boy.

Always smiling.

Full of joy.

And then something happened
when he was 12 or 13.

What?

Maeve.

Do you think he could ever go back...

...to how he was before?

That's the thing, you can't go back.

None of us can.

How are you, Maeve?

I'm fine. Now shut up and listen.

It's Harry.

- What is?
- At the house.

He let that undercover b*tch swan out.

They're in this together.

- Are you sure?
- And Seraphina.

It's a f*cking coup.

R-Right.

So, listen, we have to make our move.

So, first, you have to
k*ll Harry and then Seraph...

Are you listening?

You have to k*ll Harry
and then Seraphina.

This is about legacy.

It's a new world order.

And in that world, you are
the king and I am the queen.

What?

In what sense "queen"?

Now, listen. If you're worried
about Conrad, don't be.

The poor bugger's lost it.

You know, the sands of time
and all of that.

We'll-we'll deal with that
when we get to it.

But you're my grandmother.

No, I'm not.

What?

Wait.

You know that, right?

Know what?

- Wait, you didn't know?
- Know what?

Oh, well...

Oh, my God.

Well, what the f*ck do you think
all this has been about, man?

Ah, well, sure enough.
That explains it.

Explains what?

Okay, Eddie, we don't have long,

so there's no point in lubing this up.

I'm just gonna have to grind in dry.

Maeve and Conrad.

That's quite a development.
Quite the power shift.

Sorry, who am I speaking to?

You're speaking, honey, to
the woman who saved your life.

Ms. McAllister.

Call me Kat.

Well, I suppose I should thank you.

Oh, don't mention it.

Seeing Jaime again,

that wasn't, uh, you know...
what do they call it?

Triggering, after what he did
to your brother?

Half brother. And no.
Not in the slightest.

Jaime said you got ba*ls.

Okay, you're a smart woman, right?

You know that the Harrigans are f*cked.

Five years ago, Conrad was
a big fish in a small pond.

Now, he is a crazy fish stuck
halfway up a mad dog's a*s,

and that mad dog is Maeve. Am I right?

Keep talking.

Maybe in a few days,
we could grab some lunch.

You know, get to know one another.

Talk about the future.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Good.

Revenge. Payback.

Just deserts. Comeuppance.

Retribution.

Of all the myriad conclusions
to human events,

my number one favorite is "the ironic."

The fact that one of the biggest,

longest reigning criminals

in the history of this storied capital,

has gone down for something he
didn't even know about, that...

that is ironic, don't you think?

Conrad's DNA is on the m*rder weapon.

Maeve's is on both victims.

So we're done?

And dusted.



for one night's work.

A copper-bottomed,

first-class, ocean-going,

old-school stitch-up.

And you and I are the only ones
who know about it.

And I'm afraid...

...that's one too many.

♪ It's like rain ♪

♪ On your wedding day ♪

♪ It's a free ride ♪

♪ When you've already paid ♪

Richie. Colin.

Job done.

Over to you, sunshine.

Harry.

Where do you and Richie normally meet?

We meet at my office.

Who does he bring to the meeting?

He comes alone.

I mean, there might be
one or two outside.

Here's what I want you to do.

Speak.

Richie. It's me.

I need to see you. It's urgent.

What's happened?

Harry's on to me.

Be at the Monkey. One hour.

Arms.

- So he knows?
- Yeah.

I was stone-cold caught.

Fentanyl, everything.

How comes you're not dead?

Because, Richie...

...Harry wants me to set you up.

He wants me to meet you
at my office, one o'clock.

It's an ambush.

Kevin, Harry, Zosia, Kiko.

They'll all be there waiting for you.

Well, if that's so,
how comes you didn't set me up?

Because I know
who's gonna win this w*r.

I knew it 12 months ago.

A few weeks back,

Harry walked in here, stood there,

told me he didn't like me.

Thought I was a bit of a c**t.

I looked at him...

...just like I'm looking at you.

"You, Harry...

...you're either as mad
as the rest of them...

...or you're up to something."

Do you think Harry's smarter than me?

I think he's about to find out
the answer to that.

But, Richie.

I'm not asking you to trust me.

I'm here to prove you can trust me.

Then prove it.

Hey.

The meeting's set.

My place. One o'clock.

Harry?

Okay.

Exactly why

should I believe that?

Look, Harry. I made a mistake,

but this is my chance
to prove I'm loyal.

I understand that,

but what's stopping you going
to Richie and ratting us out?

You've done it before.

How do I know you're not
sitting with him right now?

I went to Richie because I was scared.

But with Maeve and Conrad
out of the way...

I know who's gonna win this w*r.

Okay. Well done. Leave it to me.

Thank you.

My place. 1 p.m.

There's a safe house near Guildford.

Harry's wife and daughter are there.

Bella Harrigan and Eddie.

So is Seraphina.

They're completely undefended

because every soldier
the Harrigans have

will be at my chambers,

waiting for you.

Do the safe house.

Ambush the ambush.

The w*r is won.

Where exactly is this safe house?

Zosia.

- Harry.
- Call Kiko.

- Text me when you're there.
- Yes, boss.

I want you to go to O'Hara's office,

lie low, wait for my orders.

Charlie, you hit the safe house.

Today, we win this w*r.

I don't want one of those
Harrigan c**ts left alive.

- Understood?
- Understood.

Good luck.

Stay here. No one comes
in or out. Yeah?

Richie. We're in place.

You're up, sweetheart.

O'Hara.

Harry, I'm at my office.

Richie's just buzzed. He's alone.

All right. Five minutes away.

Richie.

Two minutes.

Mm. Two minutes, boys.

- All right.
- Yeah, yeah.

These allegations
are completely unfounded.

The comments in the recordings

have been taken out of context

and are misrepresented. At no point...

Hi, son.

Where have you been?

Is it true?

...bribery or ill*gal lobbying.

- My actions have always been...
- Is what true?

I just saw Nan.

She told me

about you and Conrad.

I wanted to be the one to tell you.

Don't worry about it.

But know this...

...slag,

- from now on, you do as I say.
- No. Look at me.

You're my boy. You are loved.

You hear me?

Come here.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You're my boy,

and I love you.

Ow.

Ow, Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie, loose...

Nobody lies to me anymore.

Stop. E-E-Eddie.

Eddie.

Stop.

f*cking... Eddie!

Get off me, c**t.

Piece of sh*t.

Let him go.

Just let him go!

Where are the others?

I don't f*cking know.

There's no one here. I'll call Richie.

Richie, there's no one here.

What the f*ck?

Oh... ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

turning on the Christmas lights
this year,

Dublin's very own
Paul "Nine Inches" O'Donnell.

Yeah!

f*ck!

Every time.

What the f*ck have you done? Aye?

You know, Richie,
you asked me who was smarter,

you or Harry.

I lied.

Run.

f*ck. Kiko, man.

f*ck.

Tell me what the f*ck is going on!

Get up. Up!

Get the f*ck up!

Richie, you in there?

You want a bit of me, you f*cking mugs?

Come and...

Look at me. Look at me!

The Harrigans say hello.

H-H-Harry.

Well, Maeve.

You f*cking mad b*tch.

You nearly went
and tore it this time. Huh?

In God's name, what the f*ck
were you thinking?

What if it was a test?

- A test?
- Yes.

Oh, f*ck off. A test.

You unnatural, damned harpy.

Unnatural?

A test for what, exactly?

Well, let me tell you

something about nature.

Mother Nature is a heartless,
pitiless, unsympathetic,

brutal, barbaric b*tch
who knows no mercy or pardon.

She only cares which f*ck wins.

But yet, you know, everybody loves her.

Worships her.

It doesn't matter
how much she hurts them.

They keep coming back.

Even if she breaks their hearts,

burns their houses down,
kills their babies.

They love her to her bones.

So, in this story, Conrad,

I am Mother Nature.

And like her, I test people...

Kevin, Eddie,
even that b*tch Seraphina...

to see who's got the head. The stomach,

the ba*ls, the juice, the fight.

And most of all, I test you, Conrad.

And don't think the test is over.

And that, Conrad, is why you love me.

I do, Maeve.

You mad f*cking b*tch.

I love the bones of you,

blood of you,

the teeth,

and the boots.

Good. Now, that's sorted.

So how the f*ck do we get out of here?

After everything
Conrad Harrigan's done,

he's going away forever
for something he didn't do.

Should be enough to get them both out.

- Yeah, but...
- Yeah, but what?

Well... should we leave them
for a week?

Maybe two?

f*ck 'em.

We have to get them
a new lawyer anyway.

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Is caged by frail and fragile bars ♪

♪ Restless by day ♪

♪ And by night ♪

♪ Rants and rages at the stars... ♪

We should get out of here.

♪ God help ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Has had to learn ♪

♪ To live with pain ♪

♪ And how to shelter ♪

♪ From the rain ♪

♪ And in the twinkling of an eye ♪

♪ Might have to be restrained ♪

♪ God help ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

♪ Sometimes, it tries... ♪

I'm gonna take a shower.

You go sort yourself out.
I'm gonna tidy up a bit.

♪ And even somehow manage ♪

♪ To vanish in the air ♪

♪ And that is when I must beware ♪

♪ Of the beast in me ♪

♪ That everybody knows ♪

♪ God help the beast in me ♪

♪ The beast in me ♪

Oh. Harry.

Kat.

- Take a seat.
- Thank you.

I hear Richie's dead.

Yeah, uh, well, Richie, uh...

Richie wasn't as smart
as he thought he was.

I mean, he always got emotional.

Mm. And so, you used that against him,

and now Conrad is king of the castle,

despite his current inconvenience.

And meanwhile, Kevin is probably
thinking about making his move

and so is the half sister.

Uh... What's her name?

- Seraphina.
- Yeah.

I'm told she's smart. Got ba*ls.

So...

I need to know what is the quickest

and most efficient way
of taking them all out,

scooping up the marbles,

and nobody knows
how to do that better than you.

What do you mean?

I am talking about the future,

- and I am making you an offer.
- Right.

Well, um...

I just want to say thank you,

but no, thank you.

I work for the Harrigans.

So, let me get this straight.

You live in a world

where you can ask
Kat McAllister for favors

and then tell her to go f*ck herself.

No. No, I'm asking you
to respect my loyalty.

Harry.

The ship is going down.

I am giving you a chance.

The plane is going down.

Ship or plane?

Are you f*cking with me, Harry?

Because whichever way you cut it,

I am taking the Harrigans out.

Now, you can either help me,

you can become my friend,

and you could get very, very
rich and very, very powerful.

Or you don't, in which case...

...you become my enemy.

So make a call.

Um, listen, Kat.
We've both been at this a while,

so I'll save us some time here. Um...

I understand what you're saying.

But Kevin is my friend.

And yeah, Conrad and Maeve
are Conrad and Maeve,

but we can handle that.

So, I'm afraid the answer is no.

Harry.

This isn't just about you.
It's about your family.

- My family?
- Mm-hmm.

Which family?

The Harrigans.

Jan, Gina.

Everyone you love.

They're all right here.

Come on, Harry. This is the game.

It always was. It always will be.

So, make a call. Are you with me?

You know that world
you were talking about,

where I tell you
to go and f*ck yourself?

Yeah?

That world is this world.

Big mistake.

We will see.

I remain committed

- to clearing my name...
- You all right?

...and fully cooperating
with the authorities.

Yeah.

So... you won your w*r.

We won the battle.
The w*r hasn't even started yet.

In other news,
my father's just been arrested.

So, you did it.

Yeah.

Did it do you any good?

Not really.

Ah, I know the feeling.

Bella.

When Mum and Dad come out,

there's gonna be some changes.
Big changes.

And I need to know that you're with me.

- As opposed to?
- As opposed to anyone else.

You mean Conrad.

I need to know, Bella,

because I am sick to death
of all this f*cking madness.

Kevin, I know what happened to you.

What?

Oh, come on, Kev.

You talk in your sleep.

So what?

I've heard you begging them to stop.

Right.

I didn't know I did that.

My father...

r*ped me as a child for years.

Oh...

Oh, f*ck.

I'm sorry.

I'm with you.

Why else would I be
in this f*cking house?

Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

Richie's dead.

Is he? That's nice.

Where's Gina?

Upstairs somewhere.

Well, you can get her now
and get going.

Can we?

Yeah.

Everything's gonna be different now.

Is it?

Yeah. Promise.

That's nice.

So, we, um,
we'll have something to eat,

and then we get our stuff
and we can go home.

What, and play happy f*cking families?

Yeah?

I-I live in a world, Harry,

where men in masks show up
outside my front door.

Where every five minutes,
I'm dragged out of bed

at the crack of f*cking dawn
to go and sit in some...

safe house, some floating
cat sh*t emporium.

I know, let's all go up
to the Cotswolds,

with the biggest pack of maniacs
who ever lived.

You know, I-I turn around,

and the-the whole floor is just covered

with bodies, just f*cking lying there.

And then, my husband
comes back from work and...

tells me he's just k*lled a man.

And you just stand there

with that f*cking look on your face.

Who the f*ck are you, Harry?

Tell me, 'cause I don't know.

Who the f*ck are you?

You know, I ca... I just, I can't...

I can't take it anymore!
All right? I can't do this.

You f*cking do it.
Me and Gina, we can't do this!

Not anymore!

f*ck.

Jan, come on.

- Ow. f*ck!
- Ooh, all right. Let's see.

- Harry, f*ck off.
- Let me take...

- f*ck off.
- Let me take a look.

I said f*ck off!

Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck. Harry.

Uh...

- f*ck.
- No.

- f*ck. f*ck, Harry!
- No, you're all right.

You're okay.

Don't worry about it.

Harry. Harry.

No. We're all right. Don't worry.

f*ck.

Harry.

Yeah, no, it's all right.

f*ck, f*ck. I'm sorry.

Mm. Yeah.

f*cking hell, Jan.

Well, now you have
my complete attention.

♪ Yeow... ♪

♪ Yeow ♪

♪ Please allow me to introduce myself ♪

♪ I'm a man of wealth and taste... ♪

Yeah. Yeah!

Bring it on!

Bring it on! Bring it on!

Bring it on! Yeah! f*cking right.

Yeah! f*cking yeah! Bring it on!

Bring it on! Bring it on!
Bring it on! Bring it on!

Bring it on!

Yeah!

♪ It was a time for a change... ♪

f*ck 'em! f*ck 'em!

f*ck 'em! f*ck 'em!

Yes!

♪ But what's puzzling you ♪

♪ Is the nature of my game ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Get down with it ♪