04x13 - For a Few S'mores More / Sinker, Sailor, Squirrel, Spy

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[Big band style music plays]

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Sugar and cereal is just broken cookies,

And that's not a good breakfast!

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Scalpel!

Spade! Pot!

Commencing transplant...

And that's it!

All the weeds are off my lawn.

Can we do something fun now?

Yes. Right after we replant them in the woods

So they can run free!

[Groans]

Oopsy! We missed one.

Dave: let's get it over with already!

Daaaave! No! That's not safe!

Pfft! What's the worst that could-

[Ground rumbles]

Dave: we struck... Marshmallows!

Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Marshmallows!

Marshmallows!

What? This makes no sense.

Dave: uh, ye-ah, it's a marshmallow mine.

Dave: it's basic science 101 intro to sciency kinda stuff.

Millions of years ago, there were volcanoes...

Yadda-yadda-yadda... Marshmallows!

[Rumbling]

Woo-hoo!

This is the biggest bestest most awesomest thing ever!

Woo-hoo!

Dave, come on,

You're the only one who cares about marshmallows.

Ooh! The name's tyrus coo,

Snack tycoon.

I'm here to take this mess off your hands!

Make an offer on your fine fluffy stuff!

Your marshmallows?

That'd be great!

What?! Getting marshmallows is great.

Getting rid of 'em is baa-ad.

[Chuckles]

Let's step inside and discuss.

You see,

I own all the graham cr*cker deposits around balsa,

And I also own the chocolate reserves.

I don't remember that river being there.

[Drooling moans]

Sorry, it's just so tasty looking!

Tyrus: [laughs] it sure is!

And once I have these mallows,

I'll have the largest s'mores empire in the world!

Dave: s'mmmmmorrrrreeeess...

I been tracking 'em for over 10 years,

But it seems they've settled under your house.

So I need to buy it.

Name your price!

Sell you my house?

Can't-can't you just take the marshmallows?

Tyrus: nope. Gotta rip out the tree to get at all them

Sweet, sweet mallows.

[Screams]

Sign here. Nuh-uh!

Moving is one of life's top 3 stressors!

People touching my stuff!

They say they'll forward your mail,

But who knows if you get it all!

[Gasps] what if I end up in a new grocery district

And have to change jobs?

But, scaredy, s'morrrrres!

I'm sorry, tyrus,

But I will never sell this house.

What?! No one says no to tyrus coo!

Technically, I didn't say no,

I said, "I will never sell this house."

It was an inferred no!

I believe you mean implied.

The difference can be confusing, but if you look here-

Gah!

Sorry about the second-hand bubbles.

Hush now, graeme and cocoa, don't fret.

That varmint'll sell me his land

Whether he likes it or not.

How will you do it?

Do you have a plan?

[Laughs] let's just say that things are about to get...

Scary.

[Snores]

Ooooh... I say, ooooh.

Aahhh! What's going on?!

Tyrus: I'm a ghost. Ooooh...

My house is hau-haunted?!

Tyrus: it would seeeeem so.

You should move oooooout!

Sign heeere-

[Gasps] tyrus! You're not a ghost!

Tyrus: aaggghhhhh! A ghost?!

Aaggghhhhh!

Nice save, richard!

But you're freaking me out, so...

Better.

Mmm... Marshmallooooows...

And if you get scaredy to sell

There'll be free s'mores for life!

Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.

Scaredy is my bestest friend in the world!

There's no way I would ever betray him,

So you can forget... [Drools and moans]

Let's see if I can change your mind.

[Humming]

[Door bursts open, scaredy gasps]

Do you smell poison?

I think I just heard your foundation crack!

Do you know how many trees are hit by lightning every day?

You should sell this dump!

Hmm... Crumbs on your vest,

Chocolate on your face,

And sticky marshmallow fingers.

Did tyrus put you up to this?

Scaredy, how could you even- yes.

You're a very bad man tyrus and your plan didn't work!

Tyrus: that's okay.

I have another plan ready to go

And I'll be up in a minute.

I'll be waiting!

It's okay, dave, I know you didn't mean-

[Doorbell rings]

Who could that be?

Uh... Hello, hairy little girl.

What can I do for you?

I'm a squirrel guide.

Would you like to sign a petition

To save the rainforest.

Of course!

Which rainforest are you saving?

Uh, the... Rainiest one?

Well, that makes sense.

Where do I sign?

Tyrus: right there where it says home seller.

Okay, then I'll just- wait a second!

This is a contract to sell you my home.

Gah! Almost had ya!

That was a dirty trick!

But I would like to save a rainforest,

So if you get a real petition, let me know.

I, uh, I do... Have a rainforest petition.

Right, uh, here?

Well... Okay then.

I'm happy to see you aren't all bad.

Ha! Now get out of my house!

Agghhh! Nooooo!

Scaredy: I don't like to use the word mad,

But i-i-i am not happy with you!

[Big dramatic gasp]

And I am not gonna let you get away with this, tyrus!

Whatchya gonna do?

Go on the news and tell everyone

A big meanie tricked you into sellin' your tree?

[Laughs]

Actually, that's better than the plan I had,

So... Yes.

Bird reporter: balsa news, coming at you live with a truly disturbing story.

This squirrel was tricked into selling his home.

And why? Because he's a s'morder!

Yes. I thought I was saving the rainfores-

Wait. What?

Bird reporter: a squirrel too greedy to share.

Hoarding the world's largest marshmallow discovery

In history.

Scaredy: um, this isn't what we talked about at the station.

Bird reporter: depriving everyone of delicious, healthy s'mores.

No love for these poor starving children!

Scaredy: what are you talking about?

And where did they come from?!

Please, sir, [stomach growls]

We're hungry for s'mores!

But I'm not the bad guy here!

There are two sides to every story.

This side of the story is brought to you

By tyrus coo brand graham crackers and chocolate:

A taste that can't be beat!

It could if you add marshmallow!

Scaredy: dave!

Dave: just sayin'.

Children: booo! Evil squirrel!

Let 'im have it!

I gotta get outta here!

Dave: run! I'll cover you!

Ahhhhh!

[Crying]

This is horrible!

I've lost my home

And now everyone thinks I'm the bad guy!

Waahhhh...

Oh well.

Nothing you can do about it now.

Might as well embrace your new evil life,

Grow a moustache and learn to cackle

As you rub your hands together.

Mwha-ha-ha-ha.

No. I have to get my house back!

Tyrus won't give it back, scaredy.

He needs those marshmallows!

But what if I could convince him he didn't need them.

C'mon, dave, we gotta go see tyrus!

Tyrus: what kind of business proposition you talking about?

Scaredy: marshmallow-free s'mores: the healthy treat!

S'mores... With no marshmallows?

Ha! No thanky.

Bulldozer shows up tomorrow and then this tree is toast.

Burnt toast.

There are loads of healthy alternatives like broccoli.

So delicious the kids will go mad!

[Laughs] tears of enjoyment.

Go ahead, dave, finish it.

[Gags]

[Spits] yummy!

[Crying]

So yummy I might cough it up just to eat it again.

Scaredy: well, if that isn't high praise I don't know what-

Tyrus: get out!

Scaredy: tyrus! Heeeeelp!

Dave: oh yes, we are in need of help!

Oh, what now?

Help! The marshmallows are attacking us!

Yes. They're eating us somehow.

We are not just pretending.

Run! No one is safe!

If you want to give me back my tree

I would be receptive to that arrangement!

If they're so dangerous, why's your buddy eating them?

Dave?!

Tyrus: try all you want!

As long as them sweet mallows are under this house,

You ain't getting rid of tyrus coo!

Dave: we tried our best, scare.

The only thing to do now is eat.

You're going to eat s'mores

Right in front of me?!

Oh, that's cold, dave! Cold!

You're right... I should heat it up!

Scaredy: I wish those marshmallows hadn't stopped under my tree;

That they'd just kept right on going!

Well, ya can't make a marshmallow move

If it doesn't want to move.

[Gasps] my s'more!!

You melted it!

Dave, you're a genius.

Nooo, I'm a gemini.

Come on!

We still have time to save my house!

[Slurping]

Tyrus: come to watch your old house get crushed?

Delivery guy: delivery for scaredy squirrel.

Scaredy: thank you!

What's that ya got there?

Giant magnifying glass.

How bad is your eyesight?

A bulldozer is plenty big!

It's not for the bulldozer.

[Farts]

[Beaming hum]

No! No!

No, no... No, no, no...

Oh, my marshmallows!

They're on the move again!

Well, you'd better go after them.

Just for that, you get nothing!

Take your silly treehouse back!

Oh, somebody stop those mallows!

[Sighs] home sweet home.

Where do you think the marshmallows are headed?

As long as they're not here, everything is fine.

[Rumbling] bwack!

You're gonna sell me this store

And don't even think about saying no!

I ain't leaving 'til I get these marshmallows-

Momma: you're right!

'Cuz you ain't leaving until you've eaten

Every single one of these!

You want marshmallows? I'll give you marshmallows!

Tyrus: somebody heeeelp! [Gags]

♪♪

[Humming]

[Gasps] cover for me today.

I got something more important to do.

[Gasps] oh no. Is balsa in-

Dave: moo. Moooooo! Moo.

Is balsa in... Danger?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Dave: [english accent] ring, ring!

Whom's calling. It's me... Dave.

You'll need to speak up, boy, we've got a bad connection.

Please, just tell me.

Is it something to do with your other job?

Maybe...

♪ Bananas in my ears

♪ Oh, I got me some bananas in my ears! ♪

Is it a spy mission?

[Gasps] mildred is a spy?!

Cool!

I don't have time for this.

The evil otters are going to kidnap mayor runswell

And flood balsa.

What?! Why?

Runswell's the only one who knows the location

Of the giant drain stopper

That keeps balsa from being flooded.

How are you gonna stop it, mildred?

Well, I don't have a plan.

I'm gonna wing it.

But-but... You need a plan!

Balsa is counting on you to- [gasps]

I have a plan!

It'll require all of us.

No.

It's perfect.

Don't care. I'm saying no.

Just listen!

I'll do the drawings. You talk.

Scaredy: okay. Dave will dress up as mayor runswell

And allow himself to be kidnapped.

That'll keep the otters busy

While I hide the real mayor

Without letting him know what's going on.

He tends to panic and bolt when he senses danger.

No, dave. You're not suppose to be there.

Dave: right, right, right.

Scaredy: then mildred-

What is that?

Dave: eleferret. Half elephant and half-

Scaredy: moving on.

Mildred uses a tracking device to locate dave,

Capture the otters and save balsa.

Dave, you can't rescue yourself!

Mildred does that.

So whaddaya think?!

I hate it, but it's all we got.

Let's go!

Oh, come on, you were suppose to run out with me!

Mildred: I wasn't sure. Dave: shoulda told us.

Scaredy: this is nowhere near as dramatic.

Dave: ow!

Scaredy: someone needs to work the cash.

Saturdays are always the busiest day.

Dave, isn't your mother in town?

Yes!

Didn't she used to be a cashier?

Yes!

Wait. What about nestor?

He'll be sure to notice it's donna at the cash

And not mildred.

Dave: I'm on it.

What are you doing? Get out.

I said get- what are you-

Oh no. Oopsy does it.

Did you step on my- gah!

How many fingers?

Who said that?! Where are you?!

♪ Dum de dum de dum...

Mother!

Donna: oh, I'm happy to help.

You boys have fun on your "spy mission."

Scaredy: you told her?!

I never lie to my mother.

Unless it's about my report card,

Or how many cookies I've eaten, or-

Oh, just come on!

Scaredy: you have to come.

It's a surprise thank-you- mayor-runswell

For-mayoring party.

Surprise? But you just told me.

Well, uh, if I hadn't told you,

You would've suspected something.

True. I do have phenomenal powers of observation!

It's a gift that-

Oof! Marbles.

Didn't notice them, but I see them now!

Scaredy: we should hurry or we'll be late for your party.

Wait right here!

[Groaning] oof!

Mildred, the tracking device.

Now, dave,

You'll be kidnapped by the otters any minute so-

They won't take me without a fight!

No, don't fight them.

You want to be kidnapped!

Remember the plan?

Ohhh, right. Riiight.

Have you seen my-

Elepherret. Yes. Very good.

Mildred: keep your eyes on the mayor.

This whole plan falls apart if he's captured.

Scaredy: don't worry!

Balsa can count on me!

I won't let him out of my sight!

And where is he now?

[Screams] mister mayoooor!

Surrrrprise!

Ah, nice decorations,

But I'm a little disappointed with the turn-out.

I'm the mayor!

Otter 2: we're here for our appointment. [Laughs]

Dave: no, no, no. You guys gotta get outta here.

I'm about to be kidnapped!

It's important.

Otter 2: um, yeah, I was being cute.

We are here to kidnap you.

Oh no, please don't do it!

Ouch!

[Tracking device beeps]

[Belches]

Dave: I'm the mayor!

Head otter: tell me where the drain plug is!

Dave: pfft! Only the mayor knows that.

And that's me! I'm him, the mayor.

Fine! Don't tell me.

But you will tell... The truth extractor!

Dave: [gasps]

No, no, that's my espresso machine.

Head otter: this is the truth extractor!

[Gasps] best. Hat. Ever.

I love it!

Where is the drain plug?

Don't know.

[Ding]

It says he's thinking, "I want a pizza sandwich."

Aghhh!

You obviously have a very strong brain,

But eventually you'll tell us what we wanna know.

Not before mildred gets here.

Mildred? What?

Balsa's best secret agent!

She'll be here any minute to capture you

With the element of surprise.

It's gonna be awesome!

[Laughs]

Go set a trap for our surprise guest.

Bendy? Is it bendy?

Fan holder! Fan guy? Uh... Windy?

Eight words! Ugh! This is a tough one.

Donna: I'm concerned about the lack of fibre in your diet,

But have a nice day.

Nestor: ow.

Excuse me, sir,

I'm going to need you to pick that up!

What? Look, I don't know who you are, but-

I am the nice lady who's about to stop being nice

If you don't pick up those cans pronto!

[Squawks]

Gluten-free cookie?

Naturally sweetened with figs.

Well, this has been fun, scaredy,

But I need to get back to my office.

There's a lot of nothing to do.

You can't leave! The plan is going perfectly!

I mean, dave is you. No, I mean...

It's too dangerous!

Dangerous?

I didn't say that! No! Please don't-

Runswell: danger! Unspecified danger!

Running with my hands in the air.

Scaredy: aggghhhhh! Noooo!

Mildred, help,

There's a crazy woman telling me what to do.

Oh, I hope you aren't talking about me!

[Gulp] is this the stash "n" hoard?

Get your filthy feathers off my face!

Runswell: danger!

Sacredy: mr. Mayor!

That is it, mister troublemaker,

You are out of here!

Nestor: ahhhh...

[Whistling]

Hello, scaredy. Who's your friend?

Danger! Unspecified danger!

Ha! Some people have crazy names.

Don't run.

I'll tell you what's happening, I swear!

[Beeping]

Otter 2: [snickering] surprise.

Dave: I told them you were coming.

Check out my awesome hat!

Mildred: fantastic work, mr. Mayor.

So I have to keep you outta sight

Until mildred has them in custody.

Well, thank you for saving me from being kidnapped.

That is your plan?

Putting my li'l nougat nugget in danger?!

How can you do that to your only friend?

What? I have lots of friends.

Right, gary?

Gary: I've always considered you

More of a "workplace acquaintance."

You go get my son out of there!

But the plan is to-

Immediately!

Yes, ma'am.

Yep. Dave is in this cave.

Handy that you had a second tracking device for dave.

Have you met dave? He gets lost a lot.

Both: [gasp]

Dave: do I get to keep the hat when we are done?

Otter: [growls]

Uh-oh. "Uh-oh" what?

I'm pretty sure I left my pet squirrel outside.

I hope he gets back inside

And finds somewhere safe to hide!

Dave: what pet squirrel? Do you mean scaredy?

Head otter: who's scaredy?

He's the one who came up with the whole plan

Of me pretending to be the mayor

So we could capture you.

What?!

I would very much like my hat back.

Where is the real mayor?

Behind that boat.

[Gasps] mr. Mayor, we'd better get out of- [gasps]

Runswell: danger! Very specific danger!

Hands up...

Where's the drain plug?

In a field just west of town,

Beside a disgusting abandoned trailer.

Huh. That's where I live

And I've never seen a disgusting abandoned trailer.

Hey!

After balsa is underwater it'll belong to otters.

[Chuckles] c'mon, boys, let's go!

[Boat rumbles]

Scaredy: [gasps]

If the otters pull out that drain plug,

It's game over for balsa.

Nobody sinks my town! Let's go!

Seriously? Again?!

You're suppose to follow me!

Mildred: ohh... Dave: use your words, scaredy.

Scaredy: I thought it was pretty obvious!

Otter 2: boss! Boss! I found it!

Scaredy: step away from that plug!

Scaredy: give it up, otters, it's four against three

And we aren't going to let you-

Runswell: danger!

Soggy and specific danger!

Okay, three against three; that's still pretty- agh!

Donna: excuse me!

Dave: mom! I broke the garage window when I was eight,

There was no purple dog,

And I didn't lose that wind-up toy you gave me,

I ate it.

[Coughs]

What's with him?

Scaredy: truth hat.

[Gasps] truth hat!

Hey! Can we get back to what we-

Why are you being so mean?!

Because if I don't act tough

People will see me

For the terrified little rodent

That I actually am!

[Gasps]

Otter 2: that is just sad.

Scaredy: now it's four against one.

Does that scare you a little?

I'm always scared!

I also have commitment issues which is why i-

Boo. Ahhhhhhhhh!

Dave: aw! He took my hat.

Mildred: glad you showed up when you did.

Donna: well, I'm happy I could help you out with your spy game.

C'mon, david, it's dinnertime.

Hey! I found a new hat!

Donna, scaredy and mildred: noooooooooo...

[All scream]