03x10 - The Paddy Party Problem / Hamsitcom

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[Big band style music plays]

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

You're too close to the tv! Back up a little.

A little more...

Watch out for the stairs!

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Scaredy: [humming]

Hatton: I didn't know I could have that much fun!

Buck: my throat still hurts

From yelling "this is awesome" all night.

What're you guys talking about?

Paddy's wicked party on saturday night.

You weren't there? Weird.

He invited everyone and their sister!

I brought mine.

She's the pretty one. [Glass shatters]

Um, i-i wasn't invited.

Was it good?

Hatton: good? Scaredy!

The dj was a robot that made waffles!

Some parties are [belch],

But that party was [louder belch].

Scaredy: wow! Sounds really...good.

[Whimpers]

Scare? What's wrong?

Paddy threw a party on saturday

And I was the only one not invited.

What? You were there.

I talked to you all night!

[Party chatter, dance music plays]

Buck: this is awesome!

Are we gonna mingle and have some fun, scaredy?

Or are you just gonna cry chocolate all night?

Mmm. These tears are bittersweet.

Let me know if you're gonna cry again, 'kay?

Paddy: [sinister laughter]

Aghhh!

You heard about my party, huh, squirrel-paws?

Your bff had a great time.

Didn'tcha, skunk-face?

Well, um, it was an okay party.

Really? Just "okay"?!

Well, what part did you like best?

Was it the bumper cars?

[Gasps] amazing...ly,

I didn't enjoy the bumper cars.

What about the sponge-cake bouncy castle?

[Gasps] oh- it left me wanting more.

Oh-oh-oh!

What about the midnight fireworks display

We watched from the flying yacht made of diamonds?

It was the best night of my life!

Wwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Wailing]

Would you stop that!

I should throw my own party.

Give that paddy patterson some pointers

Pertaining to party planning.

I just might.

Might shmight, just do it!

Yep, there's a 62 percent likelihood

That this is definitely something

I will maybe consider looking into.

Wha- um, so, are you throwing a party or not?

I don't know! Ahhhh.

That gives me an idea.

[Crying]

Mmm...

[Rooster crows]

Reindeer: I'll be there with bells on, scaredy!

Unless I can figure out

How to get this stupid collar off!

Scaredy: huh.

You go, squirrelfriend!

Snap!

Yeah, back at ya.

Gary gorilla: woop! Woop! Whakachika yeah-yeah!

Can't wait!

Dave, everyone is saying weird stuff to me today.

I don't know what's going on.

They're probably just excited

About your party.

P-party?

Dave, what. Did. You. Do?

You said you wanted to have a party

So I invited everyone in balsa city

To your house

For the party to end all parties!

What?!

Dave: relaaaaaaaaaaax.

It isn't till tonight.

To-to-to-night? Tonight? Tonight.

The party is tonight?!

[Hyperventilating]

Well, this way you won't have time

To over-plan and ruin it

Like every other party you've had.

I'll have you know that my parties

Have all been awesome!

Sally, pick a topic from the conversation bowl!

Sally: "a recent study says nuts are a good source of fibre."

Wow! Interesting!

Who'd like to start the discussion?

Scaredy: buck! How many times have I told you

To use a coaster?

Sorry. No more drinks for you.

But I'm thirsty.

If you can't respect my table,

I can't respect your thirst.

Wah! Oof!

Everyone, I have a big surprise!

Hatton: all right!

Scaredy: it's chokey the cpr clown.

It is no joke when tragedy and cake collide.

Scaredy: ooh... I got chills.

Momma: I'm outta here!

Nestor: this will go into the top 10 worst nights of my life.

Wow! Top 10?!

Oh, top 10 worst nights.

I throw horrible parties?!

Oh no! We have to cancel this party

Or I going to be humiliated.

Paddy: don't cancel, scaredy!

I wanna be there to witness your failure.

[Cackles]

Oh yeah? Then I will have this party

And it'll be the best failure you've ever seen!

Paddy: yeah! You said it!

[Laughing]

I mean, the worst success- no.

The funnest disaster that the-

Aw, nuts!

It's gonna be great.

Okay, this party has to be special!

Super fancy and super fun!

Oh! You should cage-fight a rhinoceros in a tiara!

I need a punch bowl, chandelier -

That's fancy -

Some snacks.

[Gasps] nothing is more fun than a karaoke machine!

Nestor has one!

Hard to sing while you're fighting a rhinoceros.

There's no rhinoceros.

I'll find a rhinoceros.

Nestor: ♪ I'm not gonna do what my momma told me to ♪

♪ She can't make me and neither can you! ♪

[Knocking]

Ahem. The doors open.

Hi, nestor.

I was wondering if I can maybe-

What do you want?!

Oh. C-can I borrow your karaoke machine?

Why would I lend you anything?!

Because we're friends?

Nestor: ha! Wait, that should've been more like this:

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Accomplish these tasks

And then you can borrow the machine.

Okay. You got it! Thank you...

What are you- get out!!

[Scrubbing]

[Stampeding footsteps and chatter]

[Spritzing]

[Scribbling sounds]

[Gumballs clatter] aghhh! Ahhhh!

[Loud crash]

[Whirring]

Nestor: well, I'm not sure about the shade you chose,

But I suppose it'll do for now!

Thanks!

So sophisticated.

Getting these supplies is gonna take longer

Than I thought.

You can rent clowns, magicians and jugglers,

But not rhinoceroses.

Good to know.

Dave, I need you to go to my house

And turn on the porch light,

Just in case I'm late getting home.

Can. You. Handle. That?

Turn on porch light - got it!

You should maybe do that now

Before you forget.

Forget what?

Porch light.

Porch light! Yes. Right!

I knew that.

I'll turn that on! [Slurping]

What? Oh, right, right, right.

Now? Yessss!!!

Time to get the party supplies.

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[Flies buzz]

Agghh!

[Splash]

[Cat howls, water splashes]

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[Camera snaps photos]

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[Glass clinks, food and drink splatters]

[Punching sounds]

Got everything I need

And I did it with time to spare!

[Gasps] is that sweat? Am I sweating?

Get it off! Get it off!

[Sighs]

Ahhhhhhhhh! My party cart!

Aggghhh!

Crowd: hey!

[Gurgling]

Ahhhhh! Oof!

Aggghhh!

Who are you?

Hello. We are the borings.

I am boring 1.

Oh! Uh, hello.

I am scaredy squirrel.

You have accident?

Oh no!

My supplies! They're ruined!

Well, at least this hat is...

Well, that's it. I can't go home.

Without these supplies,

My party would be a complete failure.

Head boring: what is... Party?

Boring 2 and boring 3: purty? Purty? Par-ty?

[Blows favour] you know, party.

Head boring: you teach us have party?

I can't plan a party here. You need... Well...

Okay, like maybe you'd sit around here,

Like it's a table.

And you'd need refreshments like,

I don't know... Some, uh...

Like this.

Borings: delicious. Delicious.

Good party. [Giggling]

[Snoring]

[Knock on door] what?! Where?

I surrender!

[Gasps] the party!

Oh no! I forgot to turn on the porch light

And now it's too late!

We should probably turn on the porch light.

Dave: told you I wouldn't let you down, scaredy.

Scaredy? Where's scaredy?

Nestor: who cares?!

Without scaredy, we might have an actual party.

Word to your mother!

Wahh! Ugh!

[Groans]

[Party chatter]

Scaredy: this is pretty fun, isn't it?

Not a bad- wait a minute!

[Gasps] this is a great party!

Scaredy: in fact, isn't this the best party

You've ever been to?!

It's only party we've been-

Shhh! Please!

I'm in the middle of a pep talk here!

It's time I head home and show everyone

That I do know what it takes to throw a great party!

Goodbye my little boring friends!

[Crickets chirp]

Head boring: party ran away.

[Dance music plays]

Buck: woo-hoo!

Scaredy: I've done it!

I've learned how to throw a party!

All you need are sticks! And mud!

Let's play "pass the twigs!"

It'll be a blast!

And the borings loved it!

Who are the borings?

Scaredy: I found them in the woods

After I hit my head and saw the rabbits with ties

And carrots on their shirts.

Wow! I sound crazy!

[Cuckoo clock cuckoos]

[Music starts]

Dave, I threw a great party.

These sticks are fun and I think we should-

Scare! Shh.

Hey, put yer sticks away.

Look around,

Everyone's having a supah-time!

Buck: this is better than paddy's party.

Dave: see?

But I had nothing to do with it.

Dave: oh scaredy...

That's the secret.

Buck: scaredy! Hop on!

We set up a slide that goes from your bedroom

Right into the bathtub!

[Hesitant whimper]

[Vacuum revs and whirs]

All: [cheering and laughing]

[Loud crash, water splashes]

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[Humming]

A few more, dave!

[Snoring]

Talk about a successful lunch break -

And we still have time to celebrate

With an acorn smoothie!

That's just what I was dreaming of,

But with ice cream and a cone and no acorns!

O-kay.

Ow! What was that?!

It wasn't me whatever it was.

Eh, must have stepped on an acorn.

Scaredy: [humming]

Young man, where do you keep the crackers for eating?

Crackers for eating?

Well, what else would they be for?

Uh, they're in aisle four.

Old turtle: kids these days!

[An irish jig plays] aggghhhh!

What is- it's a-

But there's a- what? What are you?!

[Laughs]

Wait!

Aggghhh! No! No, no, no, nooo!

She's gonna love this.

Agghhhh!

[Rumbling]

Scaredy!

You almost made me drop momma's bird day present.

Scaredy: it wasn't me! I was just-

Dave: there's a bird day?

And you ruined a display

I didn't have time to insult!

I didn't do it! It was a hamster thingy!

He did it on purpose!

Hamster thingy.

It was part hamster and part unicorn.

Like a... Hamsticorn!

What happens on bird day?

A hamsticorn?! Really?

And it was dancing!

[Everyone laughs]

Nestor: a magical dancing hamster?!

Pathetic and ridiculous.

Now clean this up. Pronto!

[Bird day gift shatters]

Bawk!

Scaredy: I don't get it.

I was telling the truth but nestor didn't believe me.

I believe you, scare,

And I believe in you.

And I believe that believing in you

Is believable.

Believe that!

[Sighs] thanks, dave.

[Gasps] medic! Medic!

I've got a bubble-gum chill and a dapper-apple down!

[Fizzling and beeping] stay with me!

Come on!

[Evil laugh] aggghhhh!

Dave. Dave! Dave, look!

[Scissors snap, paddle ball pings everywhere]

Ungh!

Ungh! [Basket clatters]

[Whimpers]

Victory!

How long was I down there?

[Angry growling]

Scaredy: it wasn't me!

It was the dancing hamsticorn!

Paddy: yeah right!

The day that exists, I'll eat this paddle.

Look at me! I'm a dancing hamster!

Aghhh!

That didn't count.

Obviously that hamsticorn is messing with me,

But why?

I don't know, scare, but I do know this -

My eyes are staying open until I see this hamsticorn.

I will not blink, I will not fail.

Starting now.

I mean now.

Now I will start to not blink.

Oh boy! Hand-drawn fireworks!

Ooh! Ahh!

Dave, look! Quick!

[Gasps] ice cream hater!

It wasn't me! It was the hamsticorn!

Will it ever stop hounding me?!

Don't you mean "hamstering you"?

Mmm! Groundy.

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[Laughing]

[Nestor squawks]

Grrrr!

Aggghhhhh!

It was the hamsticorn!

Nestor: [whistling]

[Splat]

It was the hamsticorn!

Whaaaa! Ow!

Hamsticorn!

Let me guess - hamsticorn?

Actually... Dave.

My bad! Whoa!

I know you don't believe me,

But just give me another chance!

I think you've had enough chances.

Do you know how much it cost me to buy momma

A second bird day present?

It's really um... Where did you find it?

Internet. Stop changing the subject!

It's time you take some responsibility

For your blunders.

Nestor! Look! It's him!

Until further notice, you are suspended

From your duties at this store!

Noooo!

Hamsticorn: [giggles]

Momma!

Scaredy: heh. You're um...

You're not gonna believe who did that.

[Steamwhistle blows]

Shhhhh!

Get out! Get out!

Dave: I don't get it.

Scaredy: it's simple.

We have to trap the hamsticorn and prove he's real.

That way everyone will see I've been telling the truth!

And you won't be suspendered anymore.

Suspended.

Mine are more fun.

Focus, dave. Now...

The hamsticorn will enter here

Into this tube full of hamster seeds.

The more of the seeds he eats,

The more helium is injected to this balloon.

Once he's inside the balloon, full of....

Dave!

Dave: what? It looked like fun!

Hamsticorn: [giggles]

[Screams]

Aghhhhhhh!

But if you're suspendered -

I just like saying it that way -

Then why are we back at the store?

Scaredy: because we gotta get nestor to see the hamsticorn.

It's our only hope.

[Panicked screaming]

It was the hamster. [Burp]

Dave: oww! Why?

Customer: the cornhamster doesn't want you to have any!

It was the hamsticorn.

Other people have seen it! This is great!

Woman: aghhh!

The hamster thingy did it.

Scaredy: buck! You saw the hamsticorn?!

Uh, yeah! He was so... Big.

Big? Small?

Did he have a horn on his head?

Oh yeah, two big horns that stuck-

Two horns?

Hey! It happened so fast, scaredy.

Hmm.

Mildred, the hamsticorn's fur, it was purple, right?

Yeah. Purple. Whatever.

It's fur is light brown!

Do you know what this means?!

[Gasps] mildred is colour-blind!

No! It means everyone's using the hamsticorn

As an excuse for their mistakes!

They haven't really seen it!

Momma: nestor!

Nestor: y-yes, momma?

Momma: why is my store a disaster?!

You have five seconds to explain,

Starting five seconds ago!

It's not my fault!

It, it was a fiendish hamster!

Huge, with a mouth full of fangs

And ears that sh**t lasers!

Not you, too!

There he is!

Look what he did to your present!

He's so evil!

Lies!

Everyone, helmet's on!

I'm about to explode!

[Whistling kettle gets louder]

Momma: bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk!!!!

I'm done for.

No one will ever see that evil hamsticorn

And I'll be suspended forever!

Evil hamster you say?

Brown fur? A single horn on its head?

I can help. Come with me!

I'm coming too!

It smacked my ice cream!

Moments later, we arrived

At the little shop of what you seek.

Scaredy: dave, get in here.

Dave: ahhh! Cool cage.

Oh boy, what's this?

A fishing rod spy lens.

Scaredy, can I get it? Can I get it!

Let's just stay on point please?

Yes, yes! Evil hamster.

The hamsticorn.

Scaredy: really? That's what I've been calling him.

He's a hamster with a horn;

What else could he be called?

He's got a point.

Get it? Horn. Point.

It's not that funny if I have to explain it.

Ahem! A creature who will seek revenge

On any attacker

Until they leave town.

What did you do to deserve this fate?!

Nothing! I didn't-

[Gasps] wait a minute.

Owww!

[Angry growl]

You stepped on him?!

It was an accident!

How do I stop it?

Says here you must "find the name

Of his favourite... Breakfast cereal."

Cereal?!

That has gotta be a joke!

No, this is a joke:

Six is afraid of seven because seven ate nine.

I hate math humour.

Come on, dave, let's go!

Uh, right behind you.

Nestor: that's momma's seat!

She doesn't need a knife and fork.

She's a beak-eater. Where's the cake?!

Scaredy said he'd bring it.

Scaredy! Bawk!

Scaredy: I hope this works.

Nestor: be careful with that!

Don't you dare drop it

And blame some fictional goat-a-corn!

Hey! Straighten that banner!

Be alert.

The hamsticorn's gotta be around here somewhere.

[Giggles]

Where is he?

The plan will only work if he shows up.

The cake! What's happening?!

Hamsticorn: ta-dahhh!

Dave, the cage!

Dave: got it! Oops!

I shoulda read the instructions.

You think you have me beat,

But you'll never know my breakfast treat!

Scaredy: oh really? Could it be branjos?!

Shaped like banjos with the goodness of bran

In every bite!

How did you find out?

I guess you could say I used my brainjo.

That sounded better in my head.

Dave: [gasps] he's watching goat police!

[Double gasp] it's a new episode!

Dave, you're supposed to be looking in the kitchen!

Uh-oh!

[Loud crash]

And that's when we saw you'd put out your trash

And there were empty boxes of branjos in every bag!

I helped!

Well, you beat me fair and square.

I guess I should leave town.

You don't have to leave.

We both made mistakes.

He's got a point.

Get it? Horn? Point?

They're both- forget it.

You mean it?

Maybe I will stay here.

A fresh start.

That's the spirit!

Nestor: why is everyone just standing around?!

The decor- ow! Ow! Ow!

Who put that furry thumb tack there?!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Dave: and there it is, another happy ending.

Yeah... Not so much.

♪ It's scaredy's squirrel safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy is in a corner and he is safe! ♪

Today, on safety corner,

We're gonna be talking about

The dangers of stepping on pointy objects.

The best protection against pointy things

Is a boot, or some sort of shoe that-

Well, you don't wear boots.

Ow!

You're always in bare feet.

That's where you're wrong, my friend!

Every morning, I put on my under sock,

Followed by my mohair mid-sock,

My protective iron wool outer-sock,

Then this titanium astronaut-grade mega boot!

And to top it all off,

Water resistant replica squirrel-like knee-highs!

And voila!

Ready to face the dangerously pointy day!

Hip hip hooray! Aghhhh!

Thanks for the tip, scaredy!

Agghhh!

I feel safer already!