01x12 - Camp or Consequences / Fairweather Squirrel

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Feel free to use the next commercial break

To brush your teeth.

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Just ten more days.

Can you believe it?

I can't believe it. Nine days left!

Whoop-de-doo. [Belch]

But silly me, what are you doing in eight days?

'Cause I know what I'm doing.

In eight more days.

[Whispers] eight.

Seven! Seven! Seven!

Six more!

Five! Four! Three! Two!

One more day!

Yeah!

'Til what?

Until we go!

Yeah!

You're gonna have to help me out.

Paddleball camp? Our first year ever?

We leave tomorrow?

Ah! That's what that was for.

What's that one for?

To remind me what the first string was for.

And this one's to remind me what that one was for.

This reminds me to buy more string.

Well, paddleball camp is gonna be awesome.

One whole week, nothing but the p-ball.

I am so ready.

For what?

[Excited chatter]

[Gasps]

Uh, scaredy, I don't think you're gonna like this bus.

Dave pu-leeease. As if I'm not prepared.

Wow.

Oops. Almost forgot.

Nothing's gonna stop us from having

The greatest paddle week of our lives!

[Cheering]

Come on, say it with me now. Paddle...

Campers: ball!

Scaredy: paddle...

Campers: ball!

Dave: gooooooo-

[Loud fart]

Campers: [coughing]

They always blame the skunk.

I told you to crack a window!

[Spray hisses]

Scaredy, meet paddleball camp.

Paddleball camp, meet scaredy.

But... What?

I want the happy camp!

Maybe you were holding it upside down.

Hi friend, wanna lollypop?

At least the campers are friendly-

Eeeee! If a bit unsanitary.

But we're here to paddleball, right?

Right!

And nothing gonna stop us, right?

Uh, you gonna eat that?

Steve: all right campers fall in!

Scaredy: this is it. It's starting!

Steve: okay, you little ankle biters,

This is paddleball camp.

Both: woo-hoo!

The first rule of paddleball camp - no cheering.

Wooooooooo.

Seems a bit harsh.

The second rule of paddleball camp -

You do not talk about the rules of paddleball camp!

Do you understand?

Yes!

Trick question!

Phew!

What is that?

A paddleball. You know, for paddleball camp.

[Blows whistle loudly]

Aaaaa!

Chip, take it away.

Is that really necessary? It's just... The saliva...

[All gasp]

Steve: give your head a shake.

You are not ready to play paddleball on the first day!

But it's called paddleball camp

And everyone wants to play. Paddle...

Campers: ball!

Paddle-

Ball!

Gooooooooo...

No, no, no, no, no!

[expl*sive fart]

[Campers cough]

Dave: uh, wasn't me.

Steve: okay, calm down. Calm down.

No! We demand to play!

Campers: yeah!

Okay, okay. But first we're gonna sing a little song. Chip!

[Shrill whistle]

♪ Camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Good. Now follow chip to your cabins.

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

What? No!

They're being brainwashed.

Do you believe this? Dave?

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

What? The beat moves me.

Stay with me man!

♪ Camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Noooooooo!

Hmmm, the will is strong in this one.

I'm puttin' you in the junior cabin.

Whaaaat?

I'm not wearing a helmet!

Steve: [evil laugh]

Agh!

[Smell hisses] [snorts]

The pamphlet said clean cabins

And I'm not sure this... Uuugh!

Is this the only bunk left?

Come to think of it, this-this one seems kin-kinda homey.

[Deep breathing in mask]

[Spray hisses]

Not so bad.

[Plop] ewwww!

Uh... What's going on up there?

Kid: I spilled my drink box.

I'm going to choose to believe that.

[Owl hoots]

[Rooster crows]

Steve: attention campers!

Your day of lame activities starts now.

Okay, first day's over.

Paddleball, here I come.

Everything's coming up sc-aaaaah!

Psst dave, can you believe what happened yesterday?

Gaaaaaaahhhh.

Aaach!

Steve: braid! Braid! Braid! Braid! Braid!

But I don't see what this has to do with paddleball.

[Drumming] aaaahhhhh!

Steve: pay attention, lake scum.

Chip is gonna demonstrate a wildlife bird call.

[Bird call]

But... Paddleball?

Steve: you. Squirrel. Ka-kaw. Go!

[Sighs]

[Whistles]

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Hold on, hold on. Let me try that again.

[Whistles]

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Aw, forget it.

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

[Bird call]

Nestor: what?! What do you want?!

Yech. Not exactly the dinner of champions.

I... Think, uh... I'm dieting.

[Poof] eeee!

Steve: where'd that flea-face squirrel run off to?

He still thinks he's gonna get to play paddleball. Ha!

If we had to use the campers money to buy equipment,

I couldn't afford these!

I couldn't! I couldn't!

What?

Steve: come on, he'll show up by campfire.

It's the only heat they get in this awful place.

[Evil laugh]

I'll show them paddle.

Steve: braid! Braid! Braid! Braid!

[Whistles]

[Gasp]

[Sonar sounds]

[Chuckles]

[Gasps]

Huh?

[Sizzles]

You're coming with me, mr. Paddlepants.

We've had just about enough of you!

You're giving the other campers... Ideas!

I know what you're up to.

All I know is that if you pull one

Of your little paddle tricks again,

You're gonna get locked up..

Where?

[Flies buzz]

Where will I get locked up?

I was hoping you'd point somewhere else.

Long shot. I know.

You do what you're told in a single file line.

And no more paddling!

[Groans]

I guess this is it.

I'll never get to paddle at paddleball camp.

[Sighs]

[Snores]

Paddleball up! Set ball!

Huh?

Aggghhhhh!

Campers: ♪ we'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Ow!

No! I will not get brainwashed!

I'll show them a paddle they can't ignore!

[Splash] agh!

Did you spill your drink box again?!

Yeah... Drink box.

♪♪♪

Everybody come down here.

They can't stop us!

Steve: what are you doing?!

You can't stop the paddle in my heart!

Steve: try me.

[Gasps]

Aie!

Hope you like your new cabin.

[Evil laugh]

[Whimpering]

[Shrill whistle]

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Okay scaredy, don't move.

[Big exhale]

But breathe, you gotta breathe a little.

I'll never be able to beat those counselors on my own!

That's it! I won't do it on my own!

[Shrill whistle]

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Come on. Come on. Come to scaredy.

[Shrill whistle]

Campers: ♪ camp is good, camp is fun ♪

♪ We'll do what we're told in a single file line ♪

Everything's coming up scaredy!

Steve: what are you numbskulls doing?

[Shrill whistle]

[Chatter]

[Rumbling]

Stop that!

Awesome!

Dave, paddle!

Yeah!

There are people at this camp

Who would deprive you of your natural-born right

To play paddleball at paddleball camp.

Well, I say no way. No way I say!

[Gasps]

[Cheering]

Scaredy: haha! Yes!

[Shrill whistle]

Campers: we. Are. Awesome.

[Angry yelling]

[Shrill whistle]

I demand you stop this!

What about my sparkle teeth?

My teeth deserve to shine!

[Cheering]

Last thing I remember I was on a stinky bus

And then bam, I'm the boss of a paddle parade.

This camp is awesome.

Yeah, we should definitely come back next year.

That's just... 364 More days!

I'll remember for sure!

Steve: hey, what's that dripping on my head?

[Shrill whistle]

What do you mean, a drink box?

That don't make no sense!

[Shrill whistle]

Oh, brother.

♪♪♪

[Clock ticks]

[Buzzing]

I know! We could go play paddleball at the gym.

Or hug that tree in the park.

Let's let the weather decide!

Yay!

[Sniffs]

Nothing but sunshine!

Hmm. But for how long?

[Beeping]

Speculator-otron says clear skies.

But I should make double sure.

Salt's not clumping. That's a good sign.

But there's no harm in being triple sure!

[Scanning beeps]

Sunshine, 23 degrees, 5 kilometre an hour winds

Out of the north and 14% humidity.

Okay then... Just one last thing to check.

Balsa all weather tv with dan duck!

Why didn't we do that first?

Nothing but sunshine today and light winds

That are almost as warm as my smile.

Just sun, sun, sunny sun sunshine.

Hug that tree it is!

[Alarm sounds] wait. Two warm fronts are about to meet!

Maybe they already know each other.



And since there's nothing else to say,

You lucky people get to watch me strut!

Dan, no! Noooo!

No one in balsa will be prepared.

We have to do something!

Dave: does this thing do karaoke?

Hey!

Scaredy: prepare for rain, balsa city!

Dan duck: so nothing but sunshine

From the weather man you wanna be, me, dan duck.

Rain. Gonna rain. Warm front. Warm front. Rain...

Hurry balsa, find an umbrella,

Bring in your laundry

And get inside if you're wearing suede.

Go! [Cows moo]

Move! Now!

Nothing but sunshine, folks!

I don't know who that was but-

Scaredy squirrel. I'm your number one fan.

I even have your junior weather man card! Agh!

Slap on the sunscreen, folks. From my bill to your ear,

There's no rain.

But dan, it's gonna rain. Look, 83.6% chance of ahhh-

Who you going to believe, huh?

That guy or gorgeous, gorgeous me?

Now where were we?

Old sharpei: who does that crazy squirrel think he is?

Mouse: yeah, dan duck is our weather man.

Weather man!

Booger: hope it don't rain.

These shoes are made o' soap.

The only way I know how to get back home

Is to follow the chalk line I drew on the sidewalk.

This isn't hair, I just painted my head!

Dan, please, just look at it.

Tell you what, squirrel.

If it rains, you can have my job!

But dan- said it. Meant it.

Don't regret it.

Hear that balsa, if it rains,

This squirrel is your new weather man.

[Gasp] dan, you of all people should know

That the weather can change like-

[Fingers snap]

[Thunders]

I'm blind. More blind than I was!

Booger: whoa!

Nooooooo!

Lost. Forever!

These house keys are useless to me.

Sorry about that.

I can't believe it.

I know... I'm the new weather man!

What? No! That's not... I can't...

Ah, fine!

Dan wait!

Will you sign this for me?

[Growls]

All right! It's about time we were on tv!

And as the sunlight causes the ground water to evaporate

The moist rising air organizes into...

Why! Won't! This! Change!

Stop trying to change the channel!

Stop trying to put me to sleep!

Can't you make the weather more fun?

The weather isn't entertainment,

It's information.

Boring!

Scaredy: [clears throat]

Cold fronts produce

Stratocumulus cloud formations causing drizzle...

In norse mythology thunder was also known...

...and making the probability of precipitation higher

In elevated areas!

Which is why they call it a uv index.

What am I doing wrong?

You're ratings are down 38% among housewives

And 12% among crustaceans.

We can't lose points in either of those demographics

What?

I don't know. People liked it more

When you were all crazy about the weather.

Oh, so I have to wave my arms around

And run in circles looking panicked. Yelling "drizzle!"

"Drizzle! Run for your lives! Ahh!"

[Clapping]

Wow. Maybe you're right dave.

Maybe the weather needs to be informative and entertaining.

Inform-tainment!

Yeah, inform-tainment!

If that's what it takes to keep balsa informed

Then that's what I'll do!

If the sun'll shine or the wind'll blow,

Check with scaredy, I'll let you know!

Where'd he go?!

Great show!

Yeah? Was the darkside grind across the lightning rod

Too much?

Nuh-uh. Just look!

The more you turn up the crazy, the more the crazies turn up.

Crazy sheep: scaredy! Scaredy! I'm a cloud!

Get it? [Giggles] see! [Giggles]

Very... Creative.

You got fans now!

[Gasp] they're not fans of me, dave.

They're fans of the weather.

This is awesome!

Let's give'em a show!

You got it.

And now the squirrel you've been waiting for,

He puts the loud in cloud,

Brings the celebration to precipitation,

The professor of weather,

Scaaaaaaredy squirrel. [Applause]

Thank you, dave.

Crowd: scaredy! Scaredy! Scaredy!

You actually made people excited about the weather!

Nothing but clear skies and sunshine!

Dangerously clear skies!

[Flames roar, water rushes]

[Cheering]

You get sunscreen! You get sunscreen!

You get sunscreen!

[Cheering, water rushes, screaming]

If the sun'll shine or the wind'll blow,

Check with scaredy, I'll let you know!

[Long beep]

I love your show.

Booger: uh-huh. Entertaining.

I think you mean inform-taining.

I do an impression of you.

Drizzle! Drizzle! Run for your lives! Ah!

[Clapping]

Bang on! Totally bang on!

She should be all right.

It was raining cats and dogs and I stepped in a poodle.

Hmm.

Like I always say:

If it looks like rain fella, better bring an-

Crowd: umbrella!

If you've got a barometer in your purse

I'll give you this emergency rain poncho.

Crowd: ooooh...

How about you? Barometer?

How about a snow shovel?

[Cheering]

Another successful day of inform-tainment.

Hey, if tomorrow's nice

We should go play hug that tree.

Dave, we just did the forecast,

You know what the weather's like tomorrow.

Right.

It'll be cloudyunsunshin earthqua-cold-erstorms-

I never listen to the weather part.

Well, I'm sure everyone else is listening.

Thunderstorms tomorrow will be-

Wooo! He's talking about me!

No, I'm-i'm talking about real-

Sheep! Sheep! Sheep! Sheep!

Dave: accordion solo!

Crowd: [cheers]

Guess you guys missed the weather show, huh?

I said it was gonna rain!

We saw it. When did you mention rain?

Was it before or after you danced

In the strobe lights dressed up like a lady?

I was supposed to be mother nature.

Ah. We just remember the dancing!

Here he comes.

Crowd: scaredy! Scaredy! Scaredy!

You ready to kick it, scare?

We're about to receive a record rainfall

That is gonna flood balsa city!

Wow. When you say that,

The crowd is going to go crazy!

There's no time to go crazy,

They need to sandbag the river!

So what do we do?

This has to be our best show yet!

Here's the guy who knows the sky: scaredy squirrel!

[Jetpack whooshes]

Scaredy: balsa city, I come to you with an extreme weather warning.

Crazy sheep: extreme! [Crazy laughter]

Wait. Stop. No, you go-you gotta pay attention now,

This is real danger!

Crowd: danger! Danger! Danger!

Stop doing that!

Crowd: danger! Danger! Danger!

Dave: I'll get their attention, scaredy!

[Plays accordion, fireworks pop]

Scaredy: extreme, extreme danger!

Dannnngerr!

Please listen, I can't scream any louder than...

[Water rushes]

Crowd: danger! Danger! Danger!

[Powers down]

Crowd: danger! Danger! Danger!

Crazy sheep: what gives? Old sharpei: are you kidding?

[Confused chatter]

There is a massive rainstorm heading for balsa city.

Old sharpei: where are the prizes?

The massive rainfall will cause the river to overflow.

When it does balsa will flood.

To save the city we have to-

Act crazy?

No.

Please?

We have to sandbag the river as fast as possible.

Time is very-

Old sharpei: he's trying to trick us into learning!

Don't you understand?

Crazy sheep: understand! Woo hoo!

This rain won't stop for five days.

Balsa city is gonna flood!

Crowd: five days! Sure to! Yay, baby! Huh?

Agh!

♪♪♪

But-but what happened to the rain? [Sigh]

[Angry chatter]

Dan duck: sunny sunny sun sunshine.

I want my job back, squirrel.

You can have it!

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in a corner and he's safe ♪

We're outside today to learn about camp safety.

Rule number one, always be prepared.

It's a tent! It's a dining room set!

It's a unicorn!

Lice check!

Huh?

Get in line!

Not me!

I've got a certificate - lice free since 1992.

See? Prepared.

We're not removing lice, we're giving it.

Just to be fair.

Sweet acorns!

Aggghhhh!

[Animal sounds, screaming]

It feels all tickly. [Giggle]

Hey, did you bring a scratching stick?

No, I did not.