01x08 - The Coast Is Fear / The Madness of King Nutbar

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Don't touch that dial.

Seriously, it's covered in germs.

♪♪♪

Scaredy: ahhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Dave: scream if you want to go faster!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Dave: alrighty!

No!! I meant "aaaaah"

As in, "slow down!"

Aaaah!

Scaredy: aaaah!

Oh no! Not my taco insano display!

Eject! Eject!

Scaredy: aaaaaah!

Ha,ha! See, scaredy?

Roller coasters are fun!

Scaredy?

Yeah! That wasn't so bad!

Nestor: what in the name of flattened fajitas

Is going on here?

Tomorrow scaredy and I are going

To the balsa city fair,

To ride the coaster of horrible death!

[People scream]

[Horse whinnies]

And this year, it's 30 percent more horrible!

Are you sure you're squirrel enough

For a ride like that?

Sure he is!

Sure I am!

So you're not gonna chicken out

Like you do every year?

What? When have I ever done that?

[Riders scream]

Darn it, not tall enough!

Well, time to go!

But...

Crowd: woo hoo! Yay!

Scaredy: you have to be this small to ride?

It doesn't say that.

Yes, yes it does, no need to read it.

[Marker squeaks]

Scaredy?

Squirrels not allowed? Can you believe that?

Species-ist!

And if it weren't for that mysterious



Don't care!

You've got 5 minutes to clean this mess up,

Or else!

Is nestor right?

Are you going to chicken out again?

No h* h* h*!

Good! Because everyone has gone on that ride,

But us!

Come on dave,

Everyone?

Crowd: whoo hoo! Yeah!

Yay!

Even mildred went on it!

Mildred: [on pa] five times.

Big whoop-de-doo!

So you're for sure gonna do it?

For sure! Promise?

Promise! Triple slappy double slap,

"Hey, you slapped me" handshake on it?

Remember scaredy,

There's nothing to fear but fear itself!

And zombie werewolves!

Teenage vampire dolphins!

Hairless cats!

Expired yogurt!

Dave: buh-bye!

But not roller coasters.

Nestor: you're gonna wimp out!

[Sighs]

[Knocking]

[Yawns]

Scaredy: happy horrible death day!

I know it's early, but we've gotta get there

So we don't miss our chance!

Today's the day!

Dave: I know, I'm already wearing my special underwear!



That's...

I can never eat cotton candy again.

Let's go!

[Roller coaster riders scream]

Carny: step right up!

Step right up!

Hit the target, win a stuffed skunk!

[Skunk squeaks]

Heh heh, maybe later.

Scaredy: aw, you made a list?

It's "game plan list of events to do list"!

First we ride the coaster of horrible death.

[Screams]

Dave: then we get jumbo slushies.

Then we ride the coaster again,

Then we get jumbo-er slushies!

Then back to the coaster,

For last ride of the season!

Sounds like a plan, stan!

My name's dave.

I know, but it sounds better if you use another name.

Oh, right.

Sounds like a plan, greg!

[Roller coaster riders scream]

I heard this year they made it twice as fast,

And twice as deadly!

Isn't that awesome?

[Roller coaster riders scream]

[Gulps] oh yeah!

Ha ha. Awesome.

Uh dave, this line up is really long.

Maybe we should eat something first,

I could eat. You? Wanna eat?

Wait a minute, are you-

Chickening out?

No! Ha! No way!

[Roller coaster riders scream]

I was gonna say are you hungry?

Yeah! Sounds like a plan, bob!

[Customers chatter]

I love donut dogs!

Scaredy: meat and dessert together?

[Gagging]

I ate these things for a whole year,

And I'm doing fine!

[Stomach growls]

Dave's brain, heart and kidney: ohhhh...

[Growling]

Aaaaah!

I'll pass.

[Roller coaster riders scream]

Dave: good idea, scaredy.

The line's way shorter now!

[Roller coaster zooms]

Nestor: whoa-h*-h*-h*-h*-h*!

Am I in the wrong line up scaredy,

Or are you holding a spot for someone brave?

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Why am I laughing?

[Laughs]

Hey, have you guys tried

The chicken sandwiches here?

They are delicious!

Mmm...chicken.

Nestor: the chicken wings are really good too!

No backbones in 'em!

Mmm...chicken wings.

In fact there is so much chicken here,

Some of it ends up in line for the rides!

[Laughs]

Like you, nestor?

You're a chicken.

Mmm...nestor.

Hey dave, why don't we go win some prizes,

So we have souvenirs of this momentous day?

Don't you think that you should go on the ride first?

Yeah, that makes sense to-

[Roller coaster riders scream]

All the good prizes will be gone if we wait!

Come on, dave!

Dave: but-

Dave: scaredy, horrible death is waiting.

We'll head back as soon as I lose.

Well, hurry up and lose already!

What? I didn't invent it!

Are we doing the coaster this year, or not?

I was a little scared earlier,

But I think I'm ready now.

Okay, then. Let's do it!

[Roller coaster riders scream]

But first let's get our caricatures drawn

To preserve this beautiful moment

In our friendship!

But-

Carny: right this way, young lady!

Right this way, young man!

Amateur.

It's 5:30, we've gotta go, scaredy!

Please, we've got to ride the coaster

Of horrible death!

[Roller coaster riders scream]

[Horse whinnies]

I just... I- it's so...

But you gave me the triple slap slappy double slap,

"Hey you slapped me" handshake of promising!

You're right, I did give you

The triple slap slappy double slap,

"Hey you slapped me" handshake of promising.

Dave: it'll be fine!

What's the worst that can happen?

Hey, hey!

What are you doing? Don't!

Stop imagining! Stop it!

Scaredy: I can't stop it!

Tell your imagination I'm very angry-

Scaredy: aaaaaah!

You're at the beach! The beach!

It's sunshine, sand.

Sand!

Safe!

See? Not so bad after all.

Nestor: aaaaah!

Helllllp!

[Scaredy whimpers and groans]

Well, maybe next year.

Dave, wait!

What if we go on the easiest rides first,

And work our way up to the coaster?

Yeah! It's called exposure therapy,

And it's based on the principles

Of cognitive dissonance.

Whose glasses are these?

Come on, let's do it!

Carny: [on pa] yawn if you want to go slower!

Whoa! Tell me when it's over, da-a-ave!

It's over.

Yeah! Did it!

On to the merry-go-round of discomfort!

Carny: [on pa] anybody up there feeling uncomfortable?

This seat pinches.

Carny: [on pa] good!

Scaredy: to the log ride of acceptable wetness.

The grounded flight simulator.

Dave: semi-frightening spinning carts

Of moderate doom?

Scaredy: let's do it!

Well, that's it. We've done it.

Really? There's nothing else left?

Just the coaster of horrible death!

Hey!

None of those other rides really scared me!

I'm ready!

Announcer: welcome to the coaster of horrible death!

Please keep your arms and legs

Inside the cart at all times.

Mmph! Mmph! My mouth...

It's so dry.

Carny: it's closing time, folks.

Which means this will be the last ride of the season!

Lucky you!

[Riders cheer]

[Thunder of feet]

All right! The last two spots!

[Groans]

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

I'm sorry dave, I just can't do it!

I'm too scared!

After all that, you're still scared

Of the coaster of horrible death?

[Roller coaster riders scream]

[Horse whinnies]

[Whinnies]

Why does he keep doing that?

Okay.

Maybe we'll try again next year.

Wait! Dave,

You should go anyway.

I can't! Why not?

I can't figure out the safety buckles.

Look, just do what I do.

Loop this around here twice,

This clicks into this,

The sun comes over the mountain,

And, click! Done!

I thought for sure we'd take off

Once you were buckled in.

[Laughs] can you imagine?

Carny: we gotta move, people!

What?

But- no!

[Hyperventilating]

I need a bag!

Mildred: paper or plastic?

[Burps]

Scaredy: [panting]

That was nothing!

What was I worried about?

[Riders scream]

Scaredy: ahhhhhhhh!

Yaaaaaah! Whooooa!

Aaahhhhhhhh!

Ohhhh!

Yahhhhhhhh!

Yahhhhhhhh!

[Riders scream]

Carny: [on pa] prepare for horrible death!

Scaredy: ahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Dave: ahhhhhhhh!

Scaredy: ahhhhhhhh!

Scaredy and dave: ahhhhhhhh!

[Riders scream]

Carny: [on pa] thank you for riding the coaster of horrible death.

You are now horribly dead,

Have a nice day.

Mildred: [burps]

Meh.

Eee! Eee!

That was...

Amazing!

Come on, let's get in line for next year!

Step right up,

Hit the target,

Win a giant stuffed skunk!

Step right up!

♪♪♪

Scaredy: [singing to himself]

[Dave's stomach growls]

Dave!

[Stomach growling]

What's that? You want ice cream?

Ice cream?

Scaredy: just hold on to the ladder, dave!

Got it, scaredo!

Whoa! Whoa! Watch your language!

There, done!

Now, snack time!

Yay! Snacks!

Uh-oh.

Wahhhhhhhh!

Whoa! Heads up!

Coming through!

[Cans rattle]

Hold that door!

Just how I planned it.

[Chuckles]

Now for my king nutbar.

King of the nutbars!

♪♪♪

Announcer: thank you king nutbar,

For 50 years of nutbar fun.

Dave: scaredy! Scaredy! Are you...

Gonna eat that?

Sure am!

It's my nutritious midday snack,

With 300 essential nutrients.

Bite? All right!

Ugh! That is disgusting!

Oh well, maybe- maybe I should just-

[Munching]

It's awful!

Ugh! Ohhh!

I wanna vomit!

[Gagging and spitting]

[Retching]

Here you go.

Uh... I'll just uh...

I'll just get a new one.

Huh? What?

Nestor: looking for your favourite nutbar?

Scaredy: yes. Nestor: king of the nutbars?

Uh-huh.

The one that you eat every afternoon?

That's the one!

Got some news for you, then!

They're not making them anymore.

What?!

So sad.

Gonna cry?

Huh? Wanna cry?

[Whimpers]

[Blows nose]

The tissues are out of stock too!

[Laughs]

Dave, we've got to find that king,

And get him making nutbars again!

Ooh, I've always wanted to visit a castle!

I don't think they're actually made in a castle.

Scaredy: huh! They're actually made in a castle.

Hello?

[Fanfare music plays]

Scaredy: dave! Dave!

Come on, take my picture!

[Whimpers] dave!

Where are you?

Rosen-stag: state your name and business!

Huh?

Scardey: oh, hi! Scaredy squirrel.

Long time fan, first time caller.

King nutbar: mr. Pointy!

Mr. Pointy?

Uh, what was that about?

The king... Is not well.

He seeks an imaginary unicorn.

Is that why you stopped making nutbars?

Rosen-stag: yes! Without a king,

The workers don't know what to do with themselves.

Ferrets: [shouting wildly]

[Giggling]

[Gasps] that's horrible!

King nutbar: oh hoo hoo!

Unicorns are so like grapes.

Amazing concealers!

Um...

[Chuckles]

[Barking]

[Laughs nervously]

Oh! He looks just like...

They could be twins!

[Giggles]

Oh, I don't appear to be wearing any shoes.

Mr. Squirrel, you could become

Our temporary king,

And inspire the workers to make nutbars again!

It has to be you!

Will you be our king?

I'll do it!

[Bell dings]

[Fanfare plays]

Anything you desire, king?

[Whispering]

Get my best friend some ice cream?

What? I never got any back at the store.

Ice cream!

[Fanfare plays]

That is awesome.

Now let's get those nutbars rolling again!

Sire, the royal button!

[Buzzer sounds]

Ferrets: [laughing happily]

Rosen-stag: [on pa] ladies and gentlemen,

The king has returned!

The king has returned!

All: yay! Huzzah! All hail king nutbar!

[Machine hums]

[Nutbars splat]

[Chocolate splats]

Gaahhhhhhhh!

Wow! Everybody's so busy!

So what does the king do?

Nothing.

Nothing? I prefer a task of some kind.

Rosen-stag: uh uh uh! No tasks for the king.

Is there a schedule of the nothingness I should do?

Perhaps you should just have a nutbar,

And...act kingly.

I'm very good at stacking!

Pointy?

I have a bowl of unicorn food!

What now?

Dave: you heard the man! Eat the bar,

And then we can have some kingly fun!

Well, I don't normally eat one

In the morning.

Come on! You're the king!

I guess if one nutbar a day gives me



Then two would give me 600, right?

Maybe. Go, math!

[Chomps] mmmm!

So good!

Dave: kingly fun, here we come!

Scaredy: 900!

Mr. Pointy?

Don't you tell me where he is, shadows.

I know!

Dave: hug that tree.

[Fanfare plays]

Dave: hug that one! Over there.

[Fanfare plays]

Dave: this one! Oh! Oh! Oh!

That one!

[Panting]

Time out!

All this healthy eating is slowing me down.

I'm good.

Dave: hug this one!

That one!

Mr. Pointy?

[Gasps] time for a pointy-call!

[Whinnies]

[Whinnies]

Check, please!

It's good to be king.

Peanut butter baths,

Pecan pie foot rubs,

Free local calls.

Mr. Pointy?

Uh, no. Haven't seen him.

King nutbar: [giggles crazily]

Rosen-stag: nutbar, your highness?

But of course!

Off with their wrappers!

[Munching loudly]

Your kingliness I was doing an inventory check, and-

More! Get more.

More, sir?

Scaredy: [mouth full] more almonds,

More peanuts, more nougat,

More mmph-mmph-mmmmph!

So just...more.

[Burps]

Rosen-stag: [on pa] the king wants more!

Ferrets: more?!

[Machine whirs]

[Machine whistles]

Ferrets: ooh! Yikes!

[Crashes]

[Owl hoots]

[Rooster crows]

Scaredy?

Scaredy?

Scaredy: [low laugh]

Pooki jawa foo wonowa!

[Coughs]

Breakfast time!

Uh, don't you think you've had enough?

Enough?

I'm about to hit the million

Essential nutrients mark!

You can't have enough healthiness-

[Wheezes]

Sorry. [Takes a deep breath]

Having a hard time finishing sentences these days.

Scaredy, look!

Scaredy: what? Dave: just look.

Dave, why don't I fit in your mirror?

Wait, I'm...

I'm...

Ginormous!

Rosen-stag: uh sir, we have some bad news.

How could this have happened?

The bars have 300 essential nutrients!

Rosen-stag: uh yes sir,

But they also contain 700 non-essential fats.

Butter, lard,

Um bacon, I think.

[Wobbling sound]

Oh... That is bad news.

Uh yes,

But it's not the bad news

We've come to tell you.

There's more?

Rosen-stag: yes sir, we are completely out of nut bars.

They couldn't keep up with the demand!

Your demand.

Whoa!

First you saved the kingdom,

Then you ate the kingdom!

Oh, pine nuts!

What have I done?

[Tears splash]

Scaredy, you're crying nougat!

[Sighs] this castle needs a king,

And it's obviously not me!

But who?

My goats and your goats were hanging up coats!

We need someone...

Chickens with mittens are juggling kittens!

Hmmm...

Mr. Pointy?

Where is pointy?

That's it! Somebody catch him!

[Grunts with effort]

Wooo! Dizzy.

So once we catch him, then what?

We'll just explain the situation.

Tell him the kingdom needs him!

He'll understand.

...and that's why the kingdom needs you!

Understand?

Me gots donkey toes!

You got a back up plan?

Um...

Your ice cream has arrived, lord skunkington.

Finally!

That's it!

Unnh!

I've stopped liking you.

[Gasps]

Mr. Pointy!

[Giggles]

Mr. Pointy, it's you!

Well, that solves that.

What time is it?

Whoop, shouldn't we be working?

Come on, people!

Can I lick your head?

Just once?

Thank you, scaredy squirrel!

You've saved the factory!

Just one last thing.

Do you think the king could start making

The nutbars 100 percent nutritious?

For you? Anything.

Scaredy: come on, dave.

[Fanfare plays]

So, are the nutritious nutbars in yet?

[Laughs]

Are you kidding?

Nutritious food doesn't sell!

They went out of business!

[Laughs]

Ah, well. I'm off nutbars anyway.

[Dave's stomach growls]

Dost thou want ice cream?

You bet!

Eh.

Scaredy and dave: yay!

Donkey toes!

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ 'Cause scaredy's in a corner ♪

♪ And he's safe.

Although it was a pointy ice cream cone

That saved the day,

I always recommend the non-pointy kind.

Dave: are you crazy?

Nuh-uh! Nope.

Sorry, no way.

Pointy cones are the best.

Point, point, point, point, point!

Pointy things are never safe.

Point! Dave! Please, stop it!

Plus, when your ice cream cone melts,

You can do this!

[Slurps]

The ice cream juice gathers at the bottom.

Also, pointy cones double as microphones!

Look at me, I'm on the radio!

It's me, only louder!

My flat cone doubles as a tuba!

[Tuba plays]

Wow, that's so...

Boring.

Check this out!

[Drums play]

[Cymbals crash]

Okay, okay! Let's have a truce!

What about...

Ice cream sandwiches?

That sounds awesome.

So if you're going for ice cream,

Go for the sandwich!

You got any mustard?