01x05 - Water Damage / Life Saver

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Excuse me!

Excuse me! Who are you?

Did you wipe your feet when you came in?

♪♪♪

♪ I'm a guy who loves to stack ♪

♪ Sweet stackin' moves I do not lack ♪

♪ Oh, nobody can stop me, jack! ♪

♪ When I'm puttin' on a stack attack! ♪

♪ It's a stack attack

♪ Oh yeah, I gotta stack! ♪

♪ Up, down, front and-

[Gurgling]

Whoa!

Agh! Ahhhh! [Gurgling]

[Faucet creaks off]

Phew! Whoa!

Oh...

Got water in my ear. Let-let's see here...

Oh! [Thunk]

Grrrrr!

[Knock at door] coming!

[Repeated knocking]

Argh! Still clogged!

[Crash]

Scaredy? Where are you?

Scaredy: mmph! Mmph! Mmmph!

[Gasps] are you invisible?

Lucky! Ooh! Make me invisible too!

Wha?

Hi, dave.

Is it casual friday?

Huh? Lookin' good!

Sorry, can't hear you very well.

Water in my ear.

Oh, when I get water in my ear,

I do a dance that always works.

[Music plays]

[Rhythmic music plays] whoa! Yeah!

Dry ears! So dry!

Go, dry ears! Go, dry ears! Go!

Go, dry ears! Go, dry ears! Go!

Couldn't hurt to try.

♪ Dappa dappa doo-unh!

♪ Ooh! Ah! Then...

Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa!

[Water patters]

[Faucet squeaks]

Argh! Both ears now?

Did it work? What?

I said, did it work?

Didn't work? Did it?

Dig what?

Yeah, you're fine.

Scaredy: unh! Come on!

I can't hear anything!

Hmm... If you don't want me to eat your lunch,

Just say so.

Yes! [Eats noisily]

Did you just take my lunch?

Mmph! Mmph! Mmmmph!

Your shift started 14 seconds ago, mister!

Get stacking, or else!

[Muffled] don't just stare at me!

Move it!

Me! Work.

Yessir!

[Potatoes splat]

Wow! I wish I could do that!

[Gasps]

[Thunder booms]

[Customers scream]

[Sheep bahs]

Ahhhhh!

[Panicked screaming]

Oof!

Momma: that display is much too high!

Who doesn't love mashed potatoes?

Stop building that display,

Now!

Level-tastic!

Do you hear me, young man?

Stop ignoring me this instant!

Nestor: mother, no!

Get down from there before you fall!

Momma: aaah! Eek! Oof! Ow! Ow!

[Gasps] mommaaaaa!

Ahhhhhhh! [Splat]

Ahhhhhhh! [Splat]

Oh, no! [Splat]

Stop those potatoes!

[Loud crash, potatoes splat]

Nestor!

Ah, gravy.

Nature's perfect sauce.

Huh?

So, what do 'ya think?

Ah? Ah?

Grrrrr!

Scaredy: ahhhhhhhhh!

[Nestor laughs]

[Groans]

I've been waiting a long time for this.

Pardon?

Buck... Congratulations,

You're our new stacker!

[Gasps] seriously?

Woooo!

Oh!

Scaredy: why would you... [Gasps]

Are you firing me?

So long, adios,

Vamoose, and...

Beat it!

I'm... Fired!

Nooooooooo...

[Inhales deeply]

Oooooooo!

I got rid of that horrible squirrel for you, momma.

Aren't you proud of me?

Whatever!

This new stacker will do a much better job.

Yo. Just don't screw it up!

Yes, okay!

I'm glad you're proud of me!

She didn't say...

Just don't screw it up!

[Sad music plays]

[Sighs]

[Sighs dramatically]

Whoa! Oof!

Job listings?

Richard, are you trying to tell me something?

What, do you have big plans for the day?

[Video game beeps]

Okay, new job, here I come!

[Books thump]

Scaredy: this job's okay, I guess,

But there's only so much you can do with rectangles...

Patrons: shhhhhhhhhhhh!

Scaredy: alphabetical order, dewey decimal system.

[Sighs] not much room for creativity!

Patrons: shhhh! Shhhhh!

I'll never get this water out of my head!

Ungh!

Ahhhhhhh!

[Bookcases crash]

You're fired!

What?

All: shhhhhhh!

Scaredy: hey, wait! Waaaaaah!

[Clattering crash]

Scaredy: all right!

[Vacuum whirs]

I'm more of a stacker.

I stack things. You know, stack.

You say what? What?

What? What? Ahhh!

What?!

He's making fun of me!

[Roars]

Waaaaaah!

New job, here I come!

I used to work at the stash n' hoard,

So I don't know much about babies,

But I'm a really, really fast learner.

Huh?

Ahhhhhhhh!

You can't stack those!

[Babies coo]

[Sighs]

Waaaah!

I miss the stash 'n' hoard.

[Horns honk]

Time to get stacking, buck!

Chop, chop, chop!

But i... Okay.

[expl*si*n]

[Birds chirp]

I can't do it, dave.

None of those jobs were right for me.

Ah, it'll be okay, scaredy.

[Sighs] I guess you were just born to be a stacker.

You know what?

I was born to be a stacker.

Maybe you should go and demand your old job back.

Dave, I know!

I'll go and demand my old job back!

Uh, you should give me a ham sandwich.

See 'ya later, dave!

So close.

Uh, what's wrong with my stacking?

Your stacking is horrible,

That's what's wrong with it!

You've got- [loud thunderclap]

[Customers scream in fear]

Oof!

Gah! Uh, er, so, keep up the good work!

Yeah, no, but I thought you said it was horrible.

Get back to it!

Have you seen buck's new displays?

Aren't they great? [Chuckles nervously]

Every display he makes is a dam!

The customers are trapped!

It's like being in a crispy prison!

This mustard is overpriced!

Momma: the squirrel was clumsy,

But he never locked up our customers in the aisles,

Trapped and starving!

Starving? The aisles are full of food,

I'm talking!

What was the squirrel's name?

Frighty? Spooky?

What?

Dave: hey! Scaredy's in the parking lot!

Nestor, I want a second chance!

If buck can beat me in a stack off,

Then fine!

I'll just go away.

N-n-n-n-no!

Fired is fired!

Nestor!

You can't seal someone's fate

Because of one little mistake.

You're fired!

Everyone deserves a second chance.

[Gasps] not you!

The beaver and the squirrel can settle it

In a stack off!

Set it up.

Nestor: awww...

[Crowd cheers] hooray! Woo hoo! Yay!

It's stacking time!

Let's go ears, unclog already!

We've only got one shot at this!

You'd better stack like you've never stacked before!

Stack like the wind!

Buck: sorry, scaredy,

But you're going down!

No thanks, I ate at home.

In this corner, my hardest working employee,

Who truly deserves to win,

Especially if he can make anything other than a dam,

Buuuuuuucky...

Beaver!

And in this corner,

He was recently fired for unspeakably negligent acts

That nearly maimed my own dear sweet mother,

Scaredy squirrel.

Yes! Go, scaredy!

Woo! Yes!

[Quietly] woo hoo.

Sorry about this, buck.

It's nothing personal.

I just know that this job is what I'm destined to...

Why are you already stacking?

Ahhhhhh!

Buck: not a dam!

Not a dam...

Argh!

Ha! You call that construction?

You'll never win, scaredy!

Never! Do you hear me?

[Muffled] buck's got you beat,

You hear?

Beat!

That is one steady rodent!

Nestor: you'll never win!

Never! Never!

Never!

[Gasps]

[Crowd cheers wildly]

Ahhhh!

Oh, come on!

I don't work well under pressure!

Sorry, buck, but it's time for a stack attack!

Buck: huh?

Huh?

Oh, what?

Time's up!

[Horn blares]

[Horn blares]

I said time is up!

Oh, is the time up?

All right, settle down!

I will now judge the display.

Hmm...

Okay... I guess.

Not everyone likes canals, though.

Uh... Wow!

The scale,

The drama!

This is going to be close.

Fire the beaver!

You didn't screw it up, squirrel!

[Gasps]

I can hear again!

Did I win?

You did it!

Woo hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Crying]

Nestor: you! Parking lot.

Start polishing!

Scaredy: hey, buck,

I think I might have a better job for you.

[Babies coo happily]

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Now if you'll excuse me,

I feel a stack attack coming on.

[Door slams, babies wail]

♪♪♪

[Birds chirp, traffic rumbles]

Tower-tastic!

Looking good, scaredy!

"Looking good, scaredy"?

That's how you cheer on your friend?

Uh-huh, yep.

Don't worry, scaredy.

I'm here to cheer you on properly!

Huh?

I wrote some cheers,

But I haven't had a chance to memorize them yet.

Hold the cards!

[Sighs] sorta in the middle of something here, so uh-

Hold the cards!

Okay, let's see.

[Rhythmically] no one likes potatoes,

Potatoes aren't nice.

I'll smash potatoes in your face

If you don't give me...

Next card!

Rice!

Yaaay, rice!

Go, scaredy!

[Hums tune]

Rice! Yeah, rice!

Good cheer, good cheer.

Dave! Next card!

[Choking]

Sally: this is no time for charades;

There's cheering to be done!

I said next card!

[Hot dog splats]

Ow! Mustard in my eye!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Sally!

Nooo!

Sweet acorns!

Sharpness!

Ah, softness.

Sharkness?

I'm coming, sally!

[Shark snarls]

Sally: way...to...go...

Scare...dy.

You saved me!

[Kisses]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [Crash]

Yeeeuck!

[Bus rumbles]

All that sally saving sure hurt my back.

I got you, buddy, no worries.

Huh?

[Plays like a xylophone]

Lucky you, scaredy!

Because you saved me, I am now your triple l.i.h.t.

My triple what?

Life long life improving helper trout!

Helper trout?

No! No, no, no- [crack] ow!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Be it dietary needs,

Fashion advice, or protection from evil,

I am always by your side!

Forever!

Forever? No.

Ahhhhhhh!

Don't question it.

The law of the trout is very serious.

Ah, thanks dave!

Well, this is my stop-

My stop too, then! I go where you go, amigo!

See you tomorrow!

[Laughs] amigo!

[Bus rumbles off]

Never more than three feet away!

Law of the trout!

[Sighs happily]

[Crickets hum]

Ah...i just had the worst nightmare.

I saved sally fishlips, and she-

Sally: good morning! Scaredy: agghhh!

It's four a.m.!

Don't you love it when you wake up,

And you realize you still have hours

Of sleeping time left?

No! I do!

[Giggles]

Scaredy: are you just going to stand there?

Sally: yep! It's my duty.

Pretty squirrel.

Sleeeep.

Mmm... This looks like...

Something.

Sally: as your triple l.i.h.t.,

Part of my job is to ensure that you eat healthy.

So I've added kelp to your hotcakes!

It's like eating the ocean floor!

Yuck!

Sally: and I took the juice out of your juice!

The vitamins are in the pulp!

Thank you.

Mmm! Done. Full, gotta shower!

[Giggles]

I've transformed your bathroom

Into a peaceful spa retreat!

Prepare to be more relaxed

Than you have ever been!

Why?

♪♪♪

[Sobbing] no!

Sure, okay. I'll be right outside.

You are not coming to work with me!

Yes I am.

[Door slams]

[Train horn honks]

Sure is packed in here today.

Scaredy: okay, sally.

I've gotta get into my uniform,

So I'll see you later, okay?

Sure. Okay. See you soon.

I'll be right here!

Phew!

Scaredy: ahhhhhhhh! Sally: here you go!

Get changed. I won't look, I promise!

Are we selling a new brand of pretzels?

I glued the candies to it and made this!

Is that pretzel bothering you?

No! I was just saying-

Sally: hi-yah! Dave: no, wait!

Dave: no! Ow!

Ahhhhhhh!

Oh, dave! Are you okay?

Time to start our shift!

Scaredy: our shift?

[Slurping]

Mmm, I taste tasty.

[Cans clatter]

Ick!

[Sighs]

[Laughs crazily]

[Chomping]

Scaredy: [muffled cries]

Ahhhhhh!

Eeew!

This one looks a little crooked.

No!

This display is a fail!

You would know!

Thank you, mother.

[Laughs wildly]

Heh heh heh heh.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Dave! I need your help!

Sally: there you are!

Oh, sally!

Um...hey, dave?

Need to go to the washroom?

You sure?

Sometimes you don't even need to go

Until I get there, and then....

I don't need to go!

[Machine whirs]

Ooh! Blue flavour!

My favourite!

[Slurping]

[Dave's stomach gurgles]

We'll be right back.

[Gasps]

I'll be right out here if you need any-

[Door slams]

[Dryer whirs]

I need your help to get sally off my tail.

Seriously, she's stepped on my tail

Like eight times today!

How you gonna do that, scaredy?

If sally saves my life,

Then we'll be even,

And this triple l.i.h.t. Thing will go away.

I need your help!

[Giggles] look at how the hand dryer

Moves my fur around.

[Laughs]

Maybe I'll do the planning.

It was just a long time to be in the bathroom is all.

Tomorrow you get prune hotcakes!

Fibre's a friend!

Gee, I hope nothing bad happens to me

In the frozen food section.

But at least I have my helper trout

To save me!

You're right, it's pretty cold in here.

[Gasps] I'm gonna knit you a hat!

Scaredy: sally, no!

[Ice cream splats]

Can't talk, counting rows.

And... Done!

Gee... Th-th-thanks, sally.

So c-c-c-cozy.

More blue drink! Yeah!

[Dryer whirs]

Ha-ha-ha!

Sally, isn't that garden gnome funny?

Ha-ha-ha. Look at it.

Make sure you look!

You like funny figurines?

Okay!

[Gnome whooshes]

Ungh! Sally, look!

The gnome is- sally!!

No, you look!

It's acorn versions of us!

[Imitating herself] hi, scaredy.

[Imitating scaredy] hi, sally,

You sure look pretty.

Wanna get married?

Sally: [giggles] it's just an idea I had.

Hmm...

Should I get myself another blue drink?

I'll get another blue drink.

We need something sally will notice.

Something she hates!

Vikings!

Sally hates vikings?

Why?

[Tapping]

[Crowd cheers]

[Applause]

[Crowd boos]

[Yodelling]

[Crowd cheers wildly]

[Sobbing]

[Vikings laugh]

And she never danced again.

Wow.

So you disguise yourself as a viking,

And attempt to rob the store.

You attack me.

Sally saves me,

And that will make us even!

No more helper trout!

I can do it, I can be a viking!

Yarrr!

No, "yarrr" is pirate!

Dave: I mean.....

Uh, flurgen vergen!

Yes. Flurgen vergen.

Okay, any time now, dave.

[Truck rumbles]

[Tires screech]

Wow! Impressive!

Putting all das monies in das bag!

What?

Viking: putting all das monies in das bag!

Anyone speak viking?

[Belches]

[Laughs] great costume, dave!

Monies now!

Oren the squrrlen get it!

[Faking scared] oh, no! A viking!

Won't anyone save me?

No.

Did someone say viking?

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

I never tap danced again!

Viking: I'm so sorry!

Please, uh, stoppen!

Ai! Ai! Ai!

Wow! I hope dave doesn't get hurt too badly.

Dave: oh, I'm fine.

[Punching]

Fiddle dee dee, I'm here to rob the store.

Dave! Sally just took down a real viking!

Thanks for saving my life, sally!

You know what this means?

What? We're even!

I saved your life, you saved mine.

Even steven?

Well, thank goodness!

You were way too demanding!

"I want kelp in my hotcakes!"

What?!

Sally: "I want a pink fuzzy bathrobe!"

"I want to tie dave up like a pretzel!"

Scaredy? That was you?

I never said any of that!

[Growls]

Viking: thank you! Thank you!

You saving my life!

I must now become your life long helper viking.

[Laughs] hey, you hear that rusty?

I got me a life long helper viking.

Sweet!

[Laughs]

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner! ♪

♪ 'Cause scaredy's in a corner and he's safe ♪

Welcome to safety corner!

Woo-hoooo!

[Crash] ow!

Can you guess what danger we're going to talk about

On today's show?

Dave: is it never be friends with a fish?

Sally: ahem!

You have excellent hearing for someone with no ears.

Sally: agghhhh! Dave: oh!

Sally: hi-yaaah! Oh! Hi!

Retreat!

Today's danger is peanut brittle.

It pulls out fillings,

And it's way too sharp to be delicious.

Danger!

Gotta have some!

Aggghh!

Why would you do that?

[Slurps] agh!

[Slurps]

Aggghhhh!

[Slurps] ahh-ha-ha!

[Slurps] ow!

[Slurps] ahhh!

[Slurps] ahh ha-ha!

Dave, stop!

It's not worth it!

Totally worth it!

Ahhhhhhhhh!