01x25 - Missing Link // Null & Void

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[whirring noise]

One Super Robo-Technic
Facsimilady.

- Check.
- One Super Suction MegaVacuum.

Whoa!

Check.

One Growtastic
Fertilazer 9000X.

Check it.

- What's that, Maz?
- Rope in a can.

[sniffing]
I think.

[Guy laughing]

Check.

Dude. This is whack.

When that rope went up my nose,
I had just one thought.

I'm a buffoon?

No. I was thinking how cool
your family is compared to mine.

You have SheZow in your family.

We don't have anybody famous.

You got all that from rope
going up your nose?

Really? You don't have anybody
famous in your family? Sheila?

I'm not related to him.

But Maz does have
one notable relative

a super-famous uncle named Link.

Who has been missing for years.

The Missing Link?

Well, now that makes sense.

I've heard of him.

I have too. Let's go find him.

Hello? The Missing
Link is "missing."

How are you gonna find him?

Hello? I have a supercomputer.

Sheila, can you find him?

Hello? I already have.

Yoo-hoo, Missing Link!

Hmmm, according to Sheila's map

this is the heart
of Missing Link territory.

Here uncle, uncle, uncle,
uncle, uncle, uncle.

Whoa, wow that word sounds weird
when you say it too many times.

[whistles]

Oh, no, quicksand.

Really? It's not burning me?

That's lava.

Oh, yeah, right, I knew that.

So what do you do for quicksand?
Try to wiggle out?

No. Don't move at all.

Oh.

Okay, this is ridiculous.
I'm a superhero.

I should be able to just fly
outta here. Stand by.

Wah! This sand really is quick.
Hold on.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'll try a super
spinning she-twister.

Uh, un-twist. Un-twist.

Well, looks like
this is the end, buddy.

- Wah?
- Huh?

Are you my Uncle Link?

Bajowba Lamdinga Linkeroo.

I'll take that as a "yes".

She-yeah.

Oh, you like that trick, huh?

Botombong koshka baleeky-dong.

Hey, Maz, what do you say
we take him back
to civilization with us?

Okay, but only if we reintroduce
him back into society... slowly.

[announcer]
The Missing Link has been found!

Let us celebrate
this momentous occasion!

Today we have with us,
the Missing Link.

[cheering]

Link? Can I call you that?

Ugh kay omba me koppa anna pagow
me myo kopong arung bootong.

He says "Yes".

So, Link, tell me, you've been
away from society as we know it

for a great many years.

How does it feel to be back?

Glowba.

I think what my famous, awesome
uncle is trying to say is

"Hello, Megadale,
I've missed you all very much

and I am so happy to be back
with my cool nephew".

"And his equally
awesome best friend!"

Glowba means all that? Okay.

Jowba! Dico-potamus!

Get down, you brute.
Off the furniture!

[screaming]

Oh. Never mind.
Jump around all you want.

Ooh, boppa ting ting,
mow mow mow!

Ooh, boppa swing swing
wow wow wow.

Klabappa, burappa,
klowba bong dong.

Can't stoppa, me toppa.

Boppa, roppa, kloppa, bow pow!

Lights, camera, love it!

Sing it again, Link!

Ooh, boppa ting ting
mow mow mow!

Ooh, boppa swing swing
wow wow wow.

Klabappa, burappa,
klowba bong dong.

Can't stoppa, me toppa.

Boppa, roppa, kloppa, bow pow!

Ooh, boppa ting ting
mow mow mow!

Ooh, boppa swing
swing wow wow wow.

Klabappa, burappa,
klowba bong dong.

Can't stoppa, me toppa.

Boppa, roppa, kloppa, bow pow!

Ooh, boppa ting ting
mow mow mow!

Ooh, boppa swing
swing wow wow wow.

Klabappa, burappa,
klowba bong dong.

Can't stoppa, me toppa.

Boppa, roppa, kloppa, bow pow!

[fireworks]

A hit dance song
and a wild fashion craze.

The Missing Link has gone viral.

He's even got a new
album to download.

Bringing you such hits

as 'The Bajowba Swing',
'Glowben Honkin' Boing Dong'

and of course the smash hit,
'Ooh, Boppa Ting Ting!'

Holy SheZow,
its Link-mania out there.

Yes! I finally
have a famous relative.

It's easy to see
why he's so famous.

He's so cute
and sweet and jungly.

And so obviously your relative.

Hey, let's take him to the mall.
The girls will be all over us.

I know.
They'll maul us at the mall.

Seriously? That's what
this is all about for you guys?

Getting attention?

- Duh.
- Yeah.

Can I go?

Where's Uncle Link?

I don't know.
He was with us a second ago.

- He joined the circus.
- Huh?

- How do you know that?
- Look.

See the Missing Link
in the circus!

Tickets are going fast!
On sale now!

That was fast.

I hate to see him
exploited like this.

And it's all my fault.

Don't cry, buddy.
We'll get him back.

If anybody's
gonna exploit him it'll be us.

Let's get SheZowie wit it!

Hey, that's my line.
You go girl!

[gasps]

You were just a little boy
a second ago.

And then bada bing and boom
and suddenly you're a girl.

No, you're wrong.
I'm still a boy.

I just changed clothes
via a magical she-lecular
transformation.

- Oh.
- Okay. Whatever.

[circus music]
[crowd cheering]

Welcome to operation
"No Longer Missing
Missing Link".

Ten three, good buddy.

- It's ten four, Maz.
- It is? They used my name?

Hey, what are you
kids doing here?

What do you want with my circus?

His uncle, that's what.

Yeah, gimme back
my Missing Link.

No can do, kiddo.
He's our number one draw.

And besides
he signed a contract.

Let me see that.

You call that a signature?

Yes, I do. And the Missing
Link is mine, mine, mine!

Get them Jonesey!

Throw that bouffanted
budinski out!

I said throw her out, not in!

Oh, I always get
those two confused!

Holy SheZow!

Laser Lipstick!

Don't worry, SheZow!
I got this under control!

Get off me you little pipsqueak.

Fat lady attack!

Hey! Who are you calling fat?

[screaming]

In the center ring, we have
the amazing Missing Link.

Because I have a contract.

See?

Yeah, about that contract?

I checked
with the Legal Cat Law Service

and when there's only
an X for a signature

it makes the contract invalid.

[gasps]

Really? Because I thought
it was the opposite.

No, dude, you're wrong.

In fact, you're so wrong
that if you were a pirate

you'd be
Wrong John Silver. Argh!

- Nice!
- Good one.

No!

Kleepen glowben ropinga.

I knew that "Rope In A Can"
would come in handy.

I knew having a famous
uncle would come in handy.

Meega-glowba. Oon. Home-monga.

I know. I don't blame you, dude.

- What'd he say?
- He wants to go home.

Good. Now he can.

[crowd cheers]

Bye! You big cutie!

Stay wild, child!

Well, take care, Uncle Link.
I'll be seein' ya.

Glowba snorf lamdinga
kashka la-pookana!

You took the words
right outta my mouth.

[sobbing]

Now I know why they call you
the Missing Link...

...'cause I'm
missing you already.

Next time a relative
comes looking for me?

We throw fruit and hide.

Indubitably, bro.

Check out our new foreign
exchange students.

It's a brother and sister act.

Wow, they're gorgeous.

Where are they from...
Gorgeou-stan?

Ask them yourself. They're here.

- I am Null.
- I am Void.

I am shocked.

You don't look anything
like your online pic.

Well, who does?

Mm, this is great.
What'd you kids make for us?

You are enjoyment
of Kragel-froffen-blatt

the celebrating dish
for the sighting of

spring's first reindeer poops.

Yeah, that's what
it tastes like.

I love it.

You would.

With it you must be wearing
the naturaling-dum-hattan.

Oh. How. Cultural.

Oh, cool.

You must be enjoying
the dinner food as we make
the next dessert serving.

- Mm...
- It's nutty.

Yeah, so is reindeer poop.

I hope dessert's
as good as dinner is.

I just hope it doesn't come
with its own hat.

Right?

Uh, excuse me.

Let us create a recipe
for destruction.
Cabinets open floppen.

First with the yolks a crackin'.

Then a little sveetzen dashen.

Now to stirzen crazy.

Time to lick these two cupcakes.

As we are making
with the dessert

we must be gaining on the
parents' side of goodness.

Yes. And perhaps the daughter
can be telling us

of the location of SheZow?

Perhaps you should
just turn around.

It is her. The zow of she-ness.

We must be attacking!

Wait! Why? What do you
bad haircuts want from me?

We have been of defeat on every
superhero in our home country.

And we are of the bored nature.

We must be of the
challenging activities
at all times. For we are--

Null and Void!

You talk funny.
Where did you say you're from?

We didn't.

Okay, let's get this over easy.

Whoa. She-mazing.

Now for you to get
all up in our stuff.

Alright weirdos.
Is that all you got?

The SheZow is quicker
than we had been anticipating.

That's right, dull and annoyed.

It's Null and Void!

- Whatever.
- Guy!

Uh-oh.

She-yeah. That was close.

Guy Eli Hamdon!

Huh?
[whistling]

I oughta arrest you, son.

It's ill*gal to egg
your parents! Isn't it?

You're the cop, dear.

Help!

Help! We are being
of the doors lock in.

What?

Just tryin' to make
them feel at home.

Foreign exchange kids,
ya talk a little funny.

But I like it, when you cook
for me and my honey.

We're sorry you got locked up.
Don't take it personally.

If you don't press charges,
we'll give you some money.

O-M-Triple-G-squared.
This is awful.

Yeah, dad's a little pitchy.

I wonder if Null and Dorkazoid
are controlling
your parents' brains.

No. They are freely choosing
to make fools of themselves.

Well, if those demon twins
wanna battle SheZow

then I say... you go, girl!

Kelly, you take the snob-zie
twins down to the Pier.

I'll meet you there.

You sure it's safe?

Don't worry!

I'll protect you!

I'm Super Duper Sticker Dude!

I give bad guys the beat down
and I stick it to evil!

Oh, good, I feel so
much safer now.

I can't believe you talked me
into riding this thing.

I hate Ferris wheels!

Really? I couldn't tell.

Whee! Giddy-blooben-hoggen!
I am with love
for the wheel of Ferris.

Yes, but we must not be
of the losing sights

for plans of destroying SheZow.

You called for me,
skull and destroy?

Very funny of the ha ha
with names of
play games, SheZow.

What? I can't understand
a thing you're saying.

Where did you say
you're from again?

[grunts]
Whoa!

[girl screaming]

- SheZow!
- Help!

I'm trying
but my butt's stuck in a rut.

[screaming]

This is Brian Smirk.

The scare-ris wheel,
I mean the Ferris wheel,
is closing early today.

SheZow, watch out!

Get outta the way, dude!

Hello? Wardrobe malfunction!

Sheila, can the Ferris wheel
withstand a direct hit
from my supersonic shriek?

Negative. I'd go with
the boomerang brush

and she-flect the Ferris wheel.

- She-mazing idea.
- I know.

Boomerang brush!

Ya know, I'm starting to hate
the Ferris wheel. too.

Hold me.

Super she-tractive mega magnet!

Time to make this
a she-ticket ride.

That's it. I'm gonna hurl.

SheZow, look!

Now what?

A meteor for the earth
and for your face

to be of the testing
nature, SheZow.

Time for you to get speedier
than a meteor, dude.

Just be careful
not to mess up your hair.

Thanks. It's good to remember
the important things in life.

Time to get Zowie wit it.

All right you marauding meteor.
Let's get this over with.

Oh, I just hate
flying in a skirt.

This is Brian Smirk
reminding you

it might be a good time to get
out those umbrellas... or not.

Alright, son of a comet,

say hello to my mega ram-tastic
super she-punch!

Now that's how
you kick asteroid.

Ooh, that was fun,
let's do it again.

Alright Null and Void,
that's it. No more
Mister Nice Girl!

- I she-mand you let them go!
- Okay.

Wait!

Well, which of it is?

Do you want us to be letting
of the go or of the waiting?

Or have we defeated
the mighty SheZow,

and our honor
is of the enormous nature?

Oh, it ain't over
till the fat lady sings.

- Or the moon hits the earth!
- Look!

To me you must come, crazy moon.

Holy SheZow!

You have a choice
of the difficult nature, SheZow.

Save your friends
or save the earth.

Of which will it be?

Uh, you guy do realize
that by destroying the earth

you're also destroying
yourselves?

No, I had not been
knowing of that.

Had you been of
that knowledge, Void?

Uh...

Sheila, I need the
SS She Shell, now.

Void, I must be having
words with you, please.

- Ready?
- Ready.

Super Duper Sticker Dude
to the rescue!

- Ow!
- Uh-oh.

- Thank you, Sheila.
- Perfect timing.

Nice catch, Sheila. Whoops.
Gotta fly.

[groans]

Well, at least I didn't
land on my face.

Time for zee rock and zee roll.

Hit it.

That should be
of the containing her.

Ballistic fishnet
stocking bombs!

Void it looks as if together
we are all going down.

Yes, this is the way
it is looking

but that is not the way
it must be. Uh-oh.

[SheZow] Supersonic shriek!

Yeah!

I'm Brian Smirk
and I'm not wearing pants.

Oh, you are she-normous,
Mister Moon.

Must. Stop. Moon.

[both]
We will be helping you SheZow.

Oh great. I got moon dust
all over my outfit.

Whoa, that was a close one.

Yeah, thanks for clarifying.

So, SheZow, how did you get
Zull and Hemorrhoid here

to help you out of a space jam?

Well, Super Duper Sticker Face,

I think they were just
afraid of blowing up
with the rest of us.

Isn't that right, Null and Void?

No. You are
no mind of us, SheZow.

When we you saw exhibiting
celestial she-roics

we were of the vacillating
minds to change.

Hearts as well.

I'm sorry. I can't understand
a word you're saying.

Where did you say
you're from again?

Canada.

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