01x22 - Evil Villains Day // Vampire Cats in Zombie Town

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

Dude, I got a parking
ticket on the Shehicle.

Another one?

Yep. I'm not paying them.

You shouldn't have to.

You're a superhero.

- Right?
- Totally.

- No, I mean right?
- Totally.

Look out!

[gasps]
[screaming]

Ow!

Yo, dudes, watch where
you're skating.

Respect your decks
and don't be hating.

Yeah. What he said.

[laughter]

Flock!

Bleep. Bleep.

Major attitude, coming through.

What is this? Evil Villain's Day
or something?

Welcome to Evil Villains Day!

It's Evil Villains Day alright.

We'll see about that.

You ready to throw down, Maz?

Maz?

It's my best graffiti
ever, on a T-shirt.

I call them Graffee-T-shirts.

Cool. Do you have like
a "buy two get one--"

Dude! What are you doing?
That's villain merch.

I know, it's collectible.

You're missing the point, bro.
This whole
"Evil Villains Day's" a scam.

The Mayor's been hypnotized.

How can you tell?

Seriously?

To celebrate Evil Villains Day

it is my pleasure to present
the Key to the City

to our friendly Ambassador
of Evil, MegaMonkey!

[cheering]

Thank you, Mayor Stanley.

Finally we evil villains
can hold our heads high.

Ask not what your villains
can do for your city

but what your city can
do for its villains.

You go, girl!

You ready to get
zowie wid it, Maz?

Name's not Maz anymore.
It's Helium Head!

Alright, let's get popping!

Ah, don't use that word.

On this day, it is ill*gal
to upset villains in any
way, shape or form.

Villains have free
reign over Megadale.

This is absolutely she-diculous!

Arrest her!

Yeah right, like I'm so sure
they'll even-- huh, arrest me?

Dad? I mean, Officer Hamdon?

Come with me, SheZow. You're
upsetting the villains.

Has everyone gone nuts? They're
the ones who should be arrested!

I know. For once,
I'm on your side.

But the law's the law.

Well, I'm SheZow and I'm
above the law.

Literally.

Drama queen.

And I'm SheZow's sidekick!

I'm Helium Head!

And I. Don't.
Have a catchphrase.

Yet.

Yo yo, we're letting her go.

She'll be back
and we'll be ready.

Oh, and here comes my lair.

Don't you mean our lair?

Sure of course.

Now that we have the Key to the
city, thank you, Mister Mayor.

The time has come
for us to initiate my--

I mean, our Master Plan.

[laughing maniacally]

Okie dokie, who has
the Master Plan?

Okie dokie, who has
the Master Plan?

I thought you had it,
banana breath.

No, I was under the
distinct impression that

Tara had the Master Plan.

Don't look at me. Candy Rapper
said he had the Master Plan.

Yo, hold up on the drama, mama.

Oh, what, now you're
gonna lie about it?

- Who you calling a liar,
booger lips?
- You ate it.

- You stole the master plan.
- Nobody cares what you think.

Enough!

We've got the key to the city,
we can do whatever we please.

Now. Who wants to go first?

Mackerel. Salmon. Aunt Hattie?
Oh, well.

I see sea food and
I want it in my belly

like a big ol' jelly,
now give it.

Just because you've
got special rights

you villains think you can
take whatever you want!

You villains think you can
take whatever you want?

Does this answer your question?

Hey! Stop right there
you big blow fish!

Who are you calling a blow--

...fish.

Officer, stop that superhero.

She's upsetting me again.

SheZow, if you touch
Mocktopus again,

I'll have to write you
a big fat ticket.

Here's a pen.

- Nice technique.
- Seriously?

Ha-ha.

Oh, green and gold,
my favorite colors

and it's all mine, mine, mine.
[laughing]

Uh, excuse me, Miss?
Do you have an account here?

I don't need an account, SheCow.

I have the key to the city and

there's nothing you can do
to stop me.

SheZow, I'm warning you.

If you get into an impressive
mega-battle with Tara,

I'm gonna have to
write you a ticket

for each and every
single awesome blow.

She-rrific!

You mean like that?

Exactly.

Nice blasters, Tara.

How about a little
Mega-mascara Whiplash!

Hey, that's my gadget,
you took that from me!

No, you gave it to me. Remember?
When you threw it at me!

Oh, yeah, now I remember.

Time for you to dance, Tara!

You're getting a ton
of tickets, stop it!

Okay. I'll stop. But I can't
speak for Helium Head.

Helium who?

Helium Head!

Here you go, Miss-Demeanor.

Holy SheZow.

Yo, sweets come to me.

Candy Rapper's
on a shopping spree.

- And it's free.
- Cute song, candy man.

Really? Cause that rhyme just
came outta me all at one time.

Yeah, love it so much, I'm gonna
sign up at your fan page.

- For realz?
- No, I'm stretching the truth.

Whoa!

Get it? Stretching?

Yeah, I get it.

SheZow?

I didn't touch him!

Whoa!

Whoa. Can I do it again?

Ah, the Monkey-Lisa. At long
last, you shall be mine.

Whoa!

Oops.

Looks like Mega
Monkey's been framed.

Yeah. And I think he's
had an "art" attack.

Boy, he sure is a
"paint" in the butt.

Get it? "Paint?" In the butt?

This is Mayor Stanley,
here to announce that
from this day forward

the City of Megadale will
officially be run by villains.

Oh, heck to the no.
That ain't happening.

Scanners indicate that Mayor
Stanley has been fitted

with a mind control earpiece,
controlling his brain.

So all we gotta do is take it
out and he'll wake up. Right?

Yes. It's that simple.

But how?
You can't fight city hall,

especially when villains
are running it.

A-ha! You just gave
me an idea, sis.

Come on, I need your help.
You too Helium Head.

Now that I officially
run the city--

I mean "we" run the city, we
never have to work again!

What about SheZow?

Yeah, she doesn't
play by the rules.

You can say that again,
Mocktopus.

You can say that again,
Mocktopus.

Don't worry about SheZow.

There's no time for that.

Who are you?

We work for the city.
I'm your manager.

I'm your personal planner
and event coordinator.

I'm your personal stylist.

Now that you're running
the city, you have
a lot of work to do.

- Work?
- We don't wanna work.

- No, no, no, fo sho.
- I'm tired just thinking
about it.

What, do you think the
city runs itself?

Okay, I need you all
in makeup, right away.

Snap, snap. Let's get
this show on the road.

At one o'clock you have
a three hour talk show

about the entire
history of politics.

At three o'clock you have
a two hour ribbon cutting
at the new library.

Then you have
to dress for dinner.

So can you attend an
eight course feast

in honor of luminaries
and diplomats from our
sister city in Nerdistan.

Then it's time to check
the city's power grid,

and change all the burnt out
light bulbs in the street lamps,

and wind the big clock
tower at midnight.

Finally we'll brief you on
all of tomorrow's events.

Right after you sign
a few new laws.

Ready to get to work?

Look how funny they run.

We outsmarted them.

Nice work, guys.

You go, girl!

Oh, SheZow, thank you
for rescuing me.

The city owes you a
debt of gratitude.

How can we ever repay you?

You can start by taking
care of these tickets.

What tickets? Anything else?

Well, how about erecting
a statue of me
in the middle of town.

Don't push it.

Can't blame me for trying.

[Narrator] And thus,
the vampire hunter approached

the inner sanctum of
Count Pussenbite!

That's me alright!
Count Pussenbite!

Well, get ready to
Pussenbite the dust, Count.

You shall not
enter these gates!

Cat Draculas. Attack!

Holy SheZow!

Hey! Not fair!

Heads up!

I'm going to laugh my head off!

Alright you furry,
feline, freak.

Just be glad
you have nine lives.

[hissing]

Hello, kitty copter!

Kick them, sick them, SheZow!

If anybody can win Vampire Cats
From Zombie Town, it's you!

Yeah, right!

Nobody can win that game.
Nobody ever has.

Duh. That's why he's playing as
SheZow. He's gonna be the first.

With my lightning fast
instincts, I'm gonna make
video game history.

Takes more than that
to be a winner, bro.

Besides, isn't that cheating?

Huh?

Kelly, I could totally--

And thus, the Vampire Hunter
met a silly undignified end.

In other words, you're a loser.
Ha-ha!

Respawn!
Respawn!

Respawn!

[squeaking]

Oops.

And they say video games
don't promote violence.

Shemergency.
Shemergency.

Holy SheZow!

What's wrong with the sun?

Unfortunately, it is having
a helio plasma spasm.

What's that?

A burp.

And here comes the evil sputum.

You mean, when I threw the game?

You threw it all the
way into the sun.

Whoa, dude. Now Pussenbite's
in the real world.

- You twit!
- That's putting it mildly.

Well, you have to admit it, that
is a pretty she-mazing throw.

To make it all the
way up to the sun.

Right?

I mean, if you think about it.

Okay. I'll fix it.

Simple Humans!
Lend me your ears!

So I can chew on them,
while I blot out the sun.

That's kinda gross.

Using my precious
Hair-Ball Bazooka,

I will fire a supersonic hair
ball into the heart of the sun,

creating a cat-aclysm
of epic proportions!

Nice pun, Pussenbite. Too bad
I have to she-stroy you.

Gross!

Hairballs are disgusting! Yuck!

[Narrator] And so the vampire
hunter returned.

Is that the Narrator?

[Narrator] Down went the
vampire hunter
and up went the Count's count.

Two more points and the
Count is the winner! Again.

Wake up from your
catnap, vampire hunter.

Must. Get. Up.

Oh, you sad, little failure. Now
say hello to my laser eyes.

Sit still so
I can zap ya, silly.

[Narrator] Could the Count
be out for the count?
Can't count on it.

Vee vill destroy
you, vampire hunter.

And we'll love
every minute of it.

[Narrator] Could this
evil feline trio be the end
of the vampire hunter?

[howling]

Who are you?

I am Wolf Bone.

And I am howling mad.

Oh, this is good.

Now, step away from the
vampire hunter or I'll--

Here's a tiny tin of tempting
tuna for your face, count!

[Narrator] The vampire hunter
was nearly poned
by Count Pussenbite

until a fierce new player
arrived in Zombie Town.

Did you hear that? I'm
a fierce new player.

True dat, dog.

Ya hear that, Pussenbite?

Pussenbite?

You shall not enter,
vampire hunter!

We'll she about that!

See, I told ya so.

And in exactly one hour I will
destroy the sun in the sky

and bring upon you constant,
ceaseless darkness!

And you can't stop me.

No, but I did.

I'll be back
lickety split, Pussenbite

and I will
she-nihilate you!

Well then, go already. Can't
a puss have some privacy?

[Narrator] And with that, the
vampire hunter retreated

vowing to save the light of day
from the darkness of night.

Yes! I am she-vitalized!

You are also about
to be the sole cause

of a complete global
Cat-tastrophe.

Dude, Sheila's right,
you only have a half hour
to save the world.

Don't worry, I started this game
and I'll find a way to win it.

And I'll help because I'm
a fierce new player.

Good luck.

The castle grounds are now
protected by an
impenetrable force field.

That means there's no way in.

Thank you. Maz.

[Narrator] The vampire hunter
sets out on a race against time

to reach Count Pussenbite's
evil castle.

Who is that?

It's the game narrator.
He's real now too.

[Narrator] Accompanied by his
incredibly dorky sidekick.

Hey!

And his cute, competent sister.

Oh, I like him.

Look!

That force field does
look pretty impenetrable.

That's why we're gonna
use the back door.

Back door?
I don't see a back door.

You will in a minute.

You know you could
have warned us that

we were gonna go ripping head
first into the Earth's crust.

I know.

But what's the fun in that.

Man, I dig this ride.

[Narrator]
The vampire hunter crept along

making his way into the
heart of danger.

Don't forget the cute,
competent sister.

Yes, the one who talks a lot.

Hey.

Would you dorklets hurry up?

Wait, where are we going?

We're bringing the
fight to Pussenbite!

You guys ready
to get zowie wid it?

Wolf Bone was born ready, dude.

Ugh, more like wolf breath.

Uh-oh, my She-S-P is tingling...

Duck!

I see you, vampire hunter.

Alright, Count Pussenbite.
That's it.

No more mister nice girl!

Laser Lipstick!

What's wrong, SheZow?

Cat got your tongue?

Yeah, that was she-larious.

Super she-slap.

You don't stand a chance
against Wolf Bone!

Uh-oh! Wolf Bone, out!

Maz!

Hey! Cat Draculas!

Or is it Draculi?
Hmm. Both would work.

Oh, you want these little
ba*ls of yarn, vampire cats.

Okay, keep your eye
on the ba*ls.

Nice job, Kell.

- Thanks.
- Good thinking.

I know. It's a gift.

Meow!

Now, with the setting
sun at hand

I shall unleash my furry fury
on the Earth's life source!

You guys go get the
secret weapon. I'll stall him.

If you wanna get to the sun

you're going to have to go
through me first, Pussenbite.

Okay.

Ew. Gross. She-scusting.

And now to blot out the sun! Oh,
I just love the sound of that.

Uh, one. Uh, two. Uh--

- Hey!
- What?

What could be so important
as to delay my sinister,
solar scheme?

This!

Whoa. Dude, you won! You
beat Count Pussenbite.

How did you know that
was his weakness?

Well, if there's one thing
I've learned from the internet

it's that cats
can't resist pianos.

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