01x21 - Unplugged // Lawn Gone Mad

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

Come on, Sheila, please!

The SheZow chipadilla
is one of a kind

and there's less
than a minute left.

No. Absolutely not.

I am a highly tuned,
glam-rock-powered supercomputer,

and you are not using me to
bid in an online auction.

But, look! If I don't
hop on now,
I could lose it forever!

I have a very powerful firewall,
and I'm not afraid to use it.

Then you leave me
no choice, Sheila.

Please. Stop. Overriding
my security system

could expose me to
a range of viruses

far too complex for
you to comprehend.

Yeah, whatever.

[bell dings]

[singing]
Yes! I'm a winner, I'm a winner,
got the chipadilla now I'm hot.

Too hot! Oh, yeah! So hot!

Dude, you won?

No, when there's confetti,
lights and music
it means you lost.

- Really?
- No, I won,

and it'll be here
this afternoon! [laughing]

I cannot believe
you used Sheila.

Keyword "used".
That's exactly how I feel.

[sneezes]

Gesundheit.

Oh, no, what's wrong, Sheila?

[gasps]
Looks like she has a virus.

[gasps]
Sheila?

[fading screams]

[all gasp]

Ha ha! She'll be fine.

Won't she?

No way. You blew up Sheila!

Not cool, dude. Not cool.

I didn't mean to--

[sobbing]
You need to fix this, Guy.

Wait, I was just, I was...

Sheila, come in.

Sheila, do you read?

Sheila? If you can hear me,

I will fix this. Don't worry.

[laughing]

So, I sneezed and coughed
and then I fizzled out
with a whimper.

Oh, Sheila you're
such a drama queen.

I did the same thing
to my superhero once

and it really
taught her a lesson.

Well, I think we
supercomputer icons

need to hang out
together more often.

Hear, hear!

I do wonder
what he's up to, though.

Oy vey!She misses him already.

Oh! I'll just have
a little peek.

Well, look what the
cat woman dragged in.

Listen, Zuma.

It's Uma. Uma Thermal.

Either way, Wilma, I'm
not in the mood
for flaming jerks right now.

[screams]

No smoking in the building!

Mommy... Uh!

Oops. Sorry about that Uma.
What can I do for you, SheZow?

I have a problem with
my super computer.

Is there like a super I.T.
department or something?

Yep. Third floor.
See the Geek Sheik.

Thank you, Captain XL.

You mean Sheila's still alive?

Most likely, she's just
suffering from a
holographic plasma spasm.

What's that?

It's similar to a
digital twitch fit.

But that's not important
right now. What time
did Sheila vanish?

- Just a little while ago.
- Oh, then you're in luck.

Super Computer Icons or SCI's,
as we in the biz call them

always leave a trail of pixel
dust wherever they go!

Pixie dust?

No, pixel dust! It's like
pixie dust, only digital!

Of course! How do I track it?

Oh. Sorry. So how do
I track pixel dust?
Is there a special gadget?

Do I need x-ray vision?

Oops. Sorry, Geek Sheik.

Pixel dust can only
be tracked by someone

who is so simple-minded that
they are bordering on genius.

Whoa! Wha--

Talk to me. Who dis?

Dude, it's me.

Oh, hey.

You still mad at me?

Nah, I just feel bad about how
you she-nihilated Sheila.

Oh, good, you're not mad at me.

Then can you help me find her?

You mean she's okay?

Well, Geek Sheik thinks that
she just had a plasma spasm.

Ouch! What is that stuff?

What stuff?
I don't see anything.

It's right there, dude.

There's a trail of
something on the ground.

It's all sparkly,
like pixie dust.

Dude, you are a genius.

I know.

Go Sheila! Go Sheila!

How low can she go?
How low can she go?

You go girl.

Oh...

Oh, did you have to
say "you go girl?"

Oh, that's right, that's
SheZow's call to action.

Oh, it's okay, Batty.

I'm just feeling bad about the

misleading trail of pixel dust
I left behind.

This is where having
a genius super sidekick
comes in really handy.

You know, it's all about
the super she-tective work.

You know who lives
up there, don't you?

Yeah, your dad.

Ah, The Pigeon's my adopted
evil villain dad, dude,
not my real dad.

- I wonder if he's home.
- Only one way to find out.

Sheila, I need a satellite
She-P-S scan
of the clock tower, pronto.

What am I doing?

Access denied.

Hello, citizens, good day.
All is well, thank you.

Skree!

Actually, all is not well,
never mind. Run!

[screaming]

SheZow! You dare to defile my
clock tower with your presence!

The only present I brought you
is a heavy-handed
super she-slap!

That's not what I meant.

Whoa!

How about a little rain of
terror for your hair, SheZow?

Super she-lastic mega umbrella!

Skreeeeeching winds
of dynamic doom!

Stop it ya big blow hard!

Skree!

I am gonna peck you up, SheZow!

Ha ha! Bird brain.
You'll never catch me.

Help! Somebody!
Get me outta here!
This is she-diculous!

I always said I would get
you in the end, SheZow!

[cooing]

Eggbert! My long lost son!

Alright, bird brain, that's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Super slamtastic she-kick.

Le Pigeon is out, please leave
a message after the tone.

Yes! Dead ringer, SheZow!

She-mazing job, Chick Pea,
let's roll.

Sheila, we need
the She-hicle. Now.

How many times
you gonna do that?

I'm such a dork.

No you're not.
You just miss Sheila.

Yeah. I just wish there was
some way I could tell her.

Well, kids, I believe that's
my cue to head back now.

It's been real, Sheila.

Real? How could it be real?
We're holograms.

Sheila's such a big mouth.

I heard that!

Teledactyl she-curity
encrypt-inizer.

Super-duper holographic
she-dazzle-ator.

Ah, here it is.

How to reset the Sheila-graphic
Supertronic 9000.

What? Seriously?

Oh, good, you're just in time
to help me restart Sheila.

- What's that?
- It's the owner's manual.

There's an owner's
manual for Sheila?

Hey, gimme that.

It says owner's manual.
I'm SheZow. I'm the owner.

Own up, bro.

To reboot the Sheila-graphic
Supertronic 9000.

Spin around three times.

One. Two. Three.

Whoa!

Then press the red button
while saying the words

'I love you Sheila, yes I do.
I love Sheila, yeah, woohoo!'

- Seriously?
- Hit it.

Okay.

Oh, well...

I'm really sorry, Sheila.
You were a good friend.

Wish I'd been one to you.

Guys.

- Whoa! Maz, look!
- Whoa.

Whoa. Un-she-lievable.

Ah! I am she-lighted to be back!

- Yay!
- That was beautiful.

Did ya miss me?

- O-M-G. Totally!
- Uh, yeah. Like, bad.

So, Guy?
Anything you'd like to say?

Yes, yes there is...

The SheZow chipadilla's here!

I missed you too, Guy.

Okay. Go.

Welcome to the hottest
day on record.

Where you can really fry
eggs on the sidewalk.

Whoa! That's whack-a-doodle.

No it's egg-strordinary.

- Got any bacon?
- Coming right up.

Two sunnies with a
side-a-pigs-a-wiggling.

Guy?

I need you to water
everything while I'm gone.

Uh, isn't that what the
sprinkler system is for?

Yes, but it's acting up again.

I'm off to the hardware
store to get a part for it.

And if anything in this
yard dies while
I'm gone, you're grounded.

Whoa-kay! Alright, mom.

Don't worry. I'm on it.

I'll water so much I will
become one with the water.

It'll be an agua fiesta!
H-2-Oh, yeah!

Right after breakfast.

Don't you just love a good
nutritious breakfast?

[burps]

I'll take that as a yes.

- [distant scream]
- [both] Huh?

Holy sundried tomatoes!

Oh, no. I forgot to water.

Really? I couldn't tell.

No Agua Fiesta?

Nope. Party's over.
I'm grounded.

- Not necessarily.
- I'm listening.

Excuse me, Pete. I need a new
O-ring for this bad boy.

- Doing a rebuild.
- Again?

Seriously Droosha, that
thing's like ancient history.

It's like from the 90's.

No, no, no, no, no my friend,
you need to upgrade.

To the solid-gold Doohicular
Capacitor with turbo-suction.

No, I just need a new O-ring.

Are you sure I can't talk you
into buying anything else?

Maybe just some tape
for your mouth.

Where did you say
this thing was, Kelly?

It's back by that thing, on the
thing, next to the other thing.

Oh, this thing.

Dead yard, meet the
Growtastic Fertilazer 9000 X.

This had better work.
SheZow cannot be grounded.

Yeah, what if there's
a she-mergency?

Or a she-zaster.

Well, I could always
dress up like SheZow.

Like I said, a she-zaster.

Speaking of she-zasters I must
she-lert you to the fact that

the Fertilazer has
never been tested.

Well, then, consider it tested.

Whoa, the Growtastic Fertilazer


Lemme try it.

Kelly. Stop.
You're outta control.

Thanks.

My turn.

Yard and garden feel the power!

He's out of his tree.

Grow baby grow!

I've got the power and I'm
never letting it go. Never.

w*r's over, Major Doofus!

Are you sure?

Oh, shucks, I almost had him.

Good effort, Cornelius.

Thanks, Cornell.

Run! It's corn gone wild!

Help! The lawn's gone mad!

Dude, your yard is aggro.

Agro? Like agro-culture?

Totally. That's a good one.

But why is it attacking us?

What did we ever do
to the garden? Sheila?

I told you the Fertilazer
had never been tested.

But did you listen? No.

Oh, dear.

Oh, no, more vicious veggies?

Actually tomatoes are fruits.

You go girl!

Kelly? Maz?
Let's get zowie with it.

Name's not Maz anymore!

They call me The Lawn Ranger!

The Lawn Stranger?

No! The Lawn Ranger!

And with these tools I will have
complete power over the yard!

[roars]

Oh-ah-ha-ha!

Save me, SheZow!

So much for "complete power over
the yard" lawn gone ranger.

Alright, you whipping
willow tree.

Say hello to my Laser Lipstick!

Buzz off mammal.

Or not.

Boomerang Brush!

Right back at you.

- Hit the deck!
- Whoa!

Bad boomerang brush.
Yield boomerang brush.

I command you to, stop!

Missed me.

That is one k*ller tomato.

Literally.

Uh-oh, it looks like we've upset
the delicate balance of nature.

Really? What gave it away?

Run!

[snarling]

Rock a bye baby, in the treetop.

When the bow breaks,
the cradle will rock and roll,
yee-haaah-ah!

That was a little pitchy dude.

I'm gonna hold ya and love
ya and keep ya forever.

Oh no, you're not.

Root. Meet boot.

Down will come babies--

Cradle and all.

Looks like you brats
have started a turf w*r!

Called Yard-ageddon!

Dude, your lawn ornaments
have gone orna-mental.

Nice lawn ornaments. Sit. Stay.

Dude, your doormat's got issues!

I would too if I was a doormat.

I'm tired of being stepped on!

This really isn't a good
time to check your make-up.

Oh, really? Check this.

Huh?

That ought to take care
of that un-welcome-mat.

Holy SheZow!

Nice going, sister.
Now we've got doormat-zilla.

She-cicely how
do we get rid of it?

Use your supersonic shriek.
Blow it away.

- Good idea.
- No, bad idea.

What if you miss the doormat
and blow the whole house away?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.
What would your mom think?

You can ask her yourself.
She'll be home in ten minutes.

Oh, she-riffic.

Dude, you're so grounded.

What do we do, Sheila?

The Growtastic Fertilazer


Use it. If you can get it.

Yo, Dork Mat!

You talking to me, pipsqueak?

My name's not pipsqueak.
I'm the Lawn Ranger!

And you will now feel the power
of my super turbo leaf blower!

Yeah! We're not gonna
let you wipe us out!

Get it? Wipe? Door mat?
It's a joke.

That's so corny!

I love it!

I've heard it before.

Maz?

Alright, you dirty dastardly
diabolically disgusting Doormat.

- Huh?
- Hand over the Fertilazer.

Make me.

Uh-oh. Stop! Weave me alone.

Hello.

Help. I'm unraveling.

What did I ever do
to deserve this?

Time for this little
garden party to end!

Looks like it's
the end for us, Kelly.

Yep. This is it, Maz.

Well, before we go I
just have to confess.

I've always been
secretly in love with--

Take that you horror
movie rejects!

[all groaning]

That's it, plant it right there.

That's right.

Uh, back in line
you corn stalkers.
Ah, you too ya big fruit.

Uh, you were saying?

Uh, probably how great I am...

[all screaming]

Is this the Agua fiesta?

More like the H-2-Oh, no, bro!

It's gonna blow!

Wow. That was a close one.

Oh, no!

- Hey, kids.
- Hey.

- Where's Guy?
- Uh...

I'm right here. I was
just trimming the bushes.

Well, the yard looks
fantastic, dear.

Thanks for watering.

Phew!

She-zaster averted!

I know. Thank goodness
I'm not grounded.

Let's do it again.

No!

How was your day, dear?

Not bad. Went to the
hardware store.

Oh? Did you run into Pete?

You might say that.

Help!
Assistance in lawn care, please!

♪ [theme music plays] ♪