01x16 - Crash Thunder / Meet Dr. Frankenweather

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[TV announcer]
Tonight, the undefeated
world heavyweight champion

Crash Thunder

puts his belt on the line
against his bitter enemy

Freddy Fartonovich!

Crash, boom, run!
The champ is number one!

Crash, boom, yeah!

He makes 'em cry, wah!

Crash Thunder!

Unfortunately, I have
some bad news Megadale!

Tonight's world heavyweight
championship match

has been cancelled!

[groans]

What? Cancelled?

Crash Thunder
has informed the commissioner

that he has forfeited his title
to Freddie Fartonovich!

[crowd jeering]

On this day, in Megadale

I present your new champion,
Freddie Fartonovich!

[crowd jeering]

[laughs]

Crash Thunder
would never forfeit the title.

We gotta get
to the bottom of this.

[Tony] You're nothing but a

big ol' lunk of lead,
Crash Thunder.

Why'd ya quit me, Tony?

Just cos I ain't the champ
no more?

You're the one who quit,
Crash Thunder.

In fact, the only thing
that's crashin' is your career!

So you're going
with Freddie Fartonovich

just cos he's got my belt?

You're nothin' but dirt,
Fartonovich.

And you know what people
think about dirt, don't-cha?

Nothin'! Cos it's dirt!

You know what's in dirt,
you big loser?

Gold!
And I got the gold right here!

You. You got nuffin'!

[farts]

[Freddy laughs]

[whimpers]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[Crash wailing]
[Crash groaning]

It's open.

Hello champ.
My name is Guy, and this is Maz.

We're your two
biggest fans in the world.

Sorry to let you down
tonight boys.

What happened?

Yeah, why did you
forfeit the title?

- Trolls.
- Hey... We're not trolls.

No. A troll visited me.

- Huh?
- A troll named George.

[door knock]

Come in.

[gasps]
[shrieks]

- Who are you?
- Names' George the Troll.

Uhhh, I hate trolls.

Stay back.
What do you want with me?

You're going to forfeit
the title

to my favorite wrestler in the
world, Freddie Fartonovich.

- Why would I do that?
- Because if you don't

I will put a curse on you,
and your mother.

Don't hurt my dear old mother.
Please.

Then forfeit your title
and I won't!

[nervous moaning]

I thought Crash Thunder
wasn't afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid of nothin'.
Except for trolls.

They're my one fear.

Come on Crash, you're the champ.

You've gotta face that fear.

Head on, dude. Beat it down.

No. I can't. What do you
think I am, a superhero?

Uh...

Would it help you to
face the trolls

if you had a little help
from a superhero?

Oh, yeah, totally.

You ready to face your fear,
champ?

No. Let's leave.

You don't know what it's like
to have a secret fear.

I was scared to death

the first time I ever wore
this costume in public.

For realz?
The SheZow vas scareded?

Yeah, and you know
what's even scarier?

Running at 200 miles an hour...
in heels.

I think your high heels
look she-riffic, SheZow.

Oh, they do the trick.

♪ [funky music plays] ♪

Hmm. Catchy tune.

Well, well, well.
If it isn't the great SheZow.

What brings you
to Troll industries?

Looking for a nice
used catapult?

No, we're looking
for a troll named George.

He threatened to put
a curse on my friend here.

Our friend,
the world famous Crash Thunder.

That's me.

I'm sorry. It's against
corporate policy

for me to give out any
information about the trolls.

Okay. No prob. Bye-bye.

Oh, no ya don't.

You don't give out information?

Well, here's some
information for you.

Trolls are ugly
and creepy and sneaky.

Well! Thank you so much.

That is such
an amazing compliment.

- Huh?
- Huh?

Alright. Listen.
I like you guys.

So I'm gonna let you in
on a little troll tradition.

A trolldition, if you will?

If SheZow and Crash Thunder can
beat our tag team Mega-Trolls.

[snarling]

Then I'll tell you
all about George the troll.

Get a grip, champ.
Let's do this.

Ladies and Gentleman.
Trolls of all ages.

I present the main event.

In this corner, the Mega-Trolls!

[yelps] I can't do it, SheZow.
I'm too a-scared.

Listen champ,
a very wise person once told me

"don't be afraid to be afraid."

- Say vut?
- Exactly.

[ringing]

[yelling]

[cheering]

[roars]

Champ. I need ya.
Give a superhero a hand?

Okay, SheZow.
I'll do it for you.

[crowd member] Take it
under the bridge, trolls!

Crash Thunder!

[Crash yelling]

[Crowd]
Troll! Troll!

[grunts]
[yelling]

[crowd reacting]

[crowd gasps]
[oohs and ahhs]

[crowd groans]

[ringing]

Your winners

SheZow and Crash Thunder!

[booing]

Yay!

Yay! Woo! Woo!

Alright. We won.
Cough up the info.

Where can we find
George the troll?

[laughter]

What's so funny troll-zilla?

You and your friends.
That's what.

There is no troll named George.

[laughter]

Hey, they tricked us.

Hello? Trolls.

I told you they were sneaky.

Now it's time for a little
"she-tective" work.

True that, Holmes.

Did you find anything yet, Maz?

Just some maggots, a c*ck
and part of an apple!

The troll was real, I tell you.
Real und scary.

You mean real like this?

That's him!

I ain't afraid of you
anymore, George.

Looks like George the troll
lost his head.

Looks like I've been scammed.

Besides me and Maz,
who knows about your irrational

foolish, dim-witted, ridiculous,
over-the-top fear of trolls.

It's not foolish

and there's only two peoples
in the whole world

who knows about
my fear of trolls.

[crowd cheering]

Thanks you everybodys
for welcoming me back.

I just wants to let you know
I have been betrayed.

[gasps]
[groans]

By mein former
manager, Tony Baloni.

You did this to me, Tony.

You knew about my fear of trolls
and you wanted to take me down!

You're just talkin' trash,
Crash.

Tony ain't had nothin' to do
with this whole troll business!

You're duh-lusional!

Shut your gas pipe Fartonovich.

[growls]

[Crash] I'm thundering mad!

Now these are
what I call VIP seats.

Eye-agree.

[laughs]

[Crash's mom] Crash Bartholomew
Alexander Thunder!

Mama?

You stop that rough housin'
right now!

But Ma,

these clowns tricked me

by dressing up
like a mean old troll.

No, they didn't... I did.

[gasps]

But why, Mama?
Why'd ya do such a thing?

You know how much I hate
your wrestling career.

It's dangerous.
I don't want ya gettin' hurt.

Aww!

Oh, great. Hello?
Expensive tickets here!

But now I see how much
your fans love you, son

and I know I was wrong.

You were meant to fight
like a fool.

And I'm sorry, I put you
through that troll drama.

Aw, Mama.

I oughta beat you down for that.

Hey!

[cheering]

What is this? A soap opera?

Shut your gas pipe, Fartonovich.

Make me.

I don't make trash, I shred it!

Crash, boom, run!
The champ is number one!

Crash, boom, yeah!
He makes 'em cry, wah!

Crash Thunder!

Bored. Party of two.

Bored.

[sighs]

Are you sure we played
every video game?

Yeah. We even played
Zilly Nilly Princess

and that's a girl's game.

- You were awesome.
- I know.

Don't you just love rainy days?

- No.
- Definitely not five in a row.

Nothing to do.

Oh, please.

I knitted a brand new pair
of oven mitts this morning.

So I could bake a simple cake.

Then I gave the She-Lair
a long overdue cleaning.

[Sheila sneezes]

And then I rounded out
the morning

by hand carving
"Birdie bungalows"

to keep the rain off
our little feathered friends!

Yeah. Sounds great,
but we'd prefer actual fun.

Well excuse me,
for being constructive.

I suppose by "fun"

you mean something
totally mindless like...

like a bubblegum blowing
contest or something?

- Actually.
- Great idea!

Chomp and learn, Kell!

Say hello to Guy
"Big Bubbles" Hamdon!

Ready... Set... Blow!

Yuh.

[laughs]

Way to blow, Mr. Big Bubbles.

Wait! No fair! I...
I wasn't ready!

Fine. Best two out of three.

Bring it!

- Ready. Set. Go.
- You go girl.

Whoa!

Whoa. Makes my tummy tickle.

My house is shrinking.

Pretty she-mazing, huh?

Word up.

What's she-mazing is the fact

that you can't even chew
gum without cheating!

[screams]

Help me push! We gotta go left!

No, right!

Other side! Look out!

[Maz yelling]

Guy! You're going to get us
She-lectrocuted!

Oh, way to play
the "blame game" Kell!

This whole gum thing
was your idea, remem...

Why is it getting dark?

Cos of that!

That's no storm cloud.

That looks like a mysterious
secret flying laboratory.

Really? What gave it away?

Ah!

[groaning]

Ew!

Icky.

No. Sticky.

[sniffs]

Ahh, strawberry.

Who dares to trespass

upon my secret flying
laboratory-ness!

SheZow! That's who... ness!

How dare you use my catchphrase?

And you are?

Frankenweather's the name-ness!

Doctor Frankenweather,

but you can call me
the Master of Meteorology!

Sultan of Storms!
King of the Clouds!

How 'bout "Weather-weirdo."?

Wait! You're the one

who's been ruining all our fun
by making it rain?

Ha! Rain is just the beginning,
child.

A mere by-product as I gather
the necessary thunder clouds

to destroy Megadale with
lightning twisters!

Sorry to rain on your
parade, Franken-freak

but that ain't gonna
happen today.

Oh, really?

Well then, I guess there's
only one thing to say-ness.

Seize them!

Bleep bleep. Destroy.

Laser Lip... Stuck. Ooh. Gross.

- Bleep bleep grab.
- Run!

Bleep bleep stop.

[yelling]

[door slams]

Blergh.

Maybe we should call a lawyer.

Don't worry.
I'll get us outta here.

[grunting]

Dude, what's wrong?

My super strength. It's gone.

Of course.
You have gum in your hair.

- Thanks.
- Whoa. Nice lair.

Power levels
are not enough-ness.

I must gather more clouds.

[evil laughter]

Stormy weather-ness,
hear my plea.

Strike the rods
and fill my battery.

Well, that was easy.

[evil laughter]
[thunder]

[gasping]

Oh, my outlook on life

has suddenly turned to
extreme sunny-ness!

Sheila. Come in.

For a weather report,
say or press "one".

I need a Frankenweather report.

I thought you'd never ask.

Frankenweather, Ezra J.
Failed TV weatherman.

Fired after a record breaking

one hundred wrong forecasts
in a row.

It's summer and that means snow!

As you can see, he's got
his head in the clouds.

Hey, Dr. Frankenweather!

I hope you realize
locking us up like this

is against the
She-neva Convention.

I answer to no-one! Now shoosie!

My delicate preparations
are approaching

almost semi-near
completion-ness.

- He talks funny.
- Ah.

Dude, what are you wearing?

Name's not dude.
I'm The Prisonerrrr.

More like the prison nerrrrd.

I like that better.
I'm gonna go with that.

[straining]

Ladies first.

Thank you.

Alright. See if you can get
this stupid gum out of my hair.

Okay. Try not to scream.

Oh, puh-lease. I'm a dude.
Dudes don't scream.

Give it your best shot.

- Ah!
- We didn't even pull yet.

- Oh.
- On three.

One. Two. Three.

[Maz and Kelly groaning]

- Ah!
- Whoa!

Ah!
I like it!

- Look!
- Bleep bleep destroy!

Laser lipstick!

Bleep! Bleep! Yikes!

Whaa!

Dippity-zippo! Now Megadale
will grant me the recognition

I deserve for my ingenuity-ness!

That's not even a word,
you quack!

You're nothing
but a failed weatherman!

- [gasping] I hate that word!
- Weatherman?

No. Failed. You're
gonna pay for that.

Bagock!

- Must destroy.
- Yikes!

Oh, great!

Smash intruder. Hold still.

Uh-uh.

[yelling]
[screaming]

[screaming]

Robot seven o'clock!

Wait a sec.

Blech!

Oh, good. My plan worked.

- Bring it, Maz!
- I'm bringin' it!

This. Should. Be. Just. Right.

Perfect.
My own private entrance.

Where are you going-ness?

Come on!

[buzzing]

This calls for a Prison Nerd
special.

Is it? Doooh.

I'm a total power failure.

[increased buzzing]

Wait a sec! Yes!

I'm so sick of this
it's shocking!

Sit still!

Ah!

Alright. That's it
Dr. Frankenweather!

Boomerang Brush!

Hi-ya!

[yells]

Whoa!

[gasps]

Whoa. This is she-diculous!

Sheila, I need the She-C-10!
Pronto!

[Sheila]
Okay. But don't call me Pronto.

You're gonna need
more than that, SheZow!

[gulps]

I've got a lightning twister

with your name written
all over it.

You leave my sister alone!

[screams]

Gotcha!

Ah!

Say hello to the
quantum field, SheZow.

[laughs]
Cos here comes a twister
for you and your sister.

[laughs]

[alarm]

[alarm]
[crashing]

[Kelly screams]
[SheZow yelling]

- So, ya still bored?
- Nope.

Are you still there?

[crunch]
Ow!

Get off
my floating laboratory-ness

- Whoa!
- SheZow! Kelly! Where are you?

[evil laughter]
Oh, they've gone over the edge.
Care to join them?

Nah, I'm good.

[gasps]

Ah! Huh?

SheZow!

Oh, I see you've come back
for more-ness!

Any last words, SheZow?

- Yep. Just one.
- Well, what is it?

Ahh!

[groaning]
Huh?

Ah!

Maz, hop on!
This place is gonna blow!

[clattering]
[crashing]

Um, do you think I could
get a ride from you-ness?

Sure. But don't call me Eunice.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪