01x12 - In She-D / Fibberachee

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[voiceover]
Tad Demented is outta control!

He's rocking crocodile skis!

Croc n' roll bro!

Guy! The Pushy Pirate Posse's
up to no good again.

- Hello?
- Did you hear something?

Manatees.

[voiceover] Hey bros! You think
this is X-treme?

Yeah!

[voiceover] You know
what's even more X-treme?

No!

[voiceover]
Buttwipe in 3-D.

It's Buttwipe. In Your Face!

Hey!

What do you think you're doing?

Please tell me you didn't just
k*ll the trailer

for Buttwipe in 3D?

That film is rated YTYTST.
You're-Too-Young-To-See-This.

- What?
- Don't look at me, I'm crying.

I gotta learn to control that!

I told you there was danger!

It's the Pushy Pirate Posse

and it's your responsibility
to stop them!

Great. I'm old enough to fight
super crime in high heels but

I can't go see the greatest
blockbuster movie ever made?

That's ridiculous.

No, it's she-diculous.

Ha, ha. Good one.

Thar be the booty!

Attack!

[pirates]
Aargh!

Koochi koo
booty boo for you, Lulu.

Aargh!
[people scream]

What's happening? A sale?

♪ Looky here, a fruity booty.
They come in little pairs. ♪

♪ I got me a giant booty. ♪

♪ These ones come with flares. ♪

♪ So warm! ♪

- Aargh!
- Wahhhh!

It's just not fair!

Don't yell at me.
It's not my fault.

Well, who comes up with these
stupid movie ratings anyway?

[expl*si*n]
[all scream]

Blast ye lass!

- Watch out!
- Step on it!

Fasten your seatbelts, it's
gonna be a jumpy ride!

So, should I use the ballistic
fishnet stocking bombs

or the super bad mega rad
she-lithium torpedoes?

That's always a tough choice.

Well, the ballistic fishnets
are much gentler

and less destructive so--

Good point! I'll go with
the she-lithium torpedoes

and completely
she-nihilate them!

[pirate captain]
Aargh, it's the She-C-10!

Abandon ship!

[Kelly] That was
some nice sh**ting, bro!

Yeah, mission accomplished dude!

Not quite. There are
still three Pushy Pirates

left inside
the booty store.

Haha! You said booty!

Alright. I'm going in stealth.
This shouldn't take too long.

She-riffic, I'm out
of Vanishing Cream.

Hmm... I found an old
tube under the seat.

Now you see me...

Ska-wurt!

...now you don't.

Be sure to get 'em all!

Stuff your bags with
booty looty!

We shall have the most
booties on the seven seas.

[SheZow] Not if I have anything
to say about it!

Aargh. It's the pink plague.

Attack the scallywag.

En garde!

Laser lipstick!

That's harsh!

Avast ye wench!

Boomerang brush!

Night mommy.

Ballistic fishnets!

Darn you, SheZow!

That was quick.

She-Yeah.

Do I have any more
vanishing cream left?

Yeah. It doesn't work on me.
I tried.

Me either.

Don't waste that stuff, you two.

I'm gonna need it,
to sneak into Buttwipe 3D.

Guy, I really don't
think it's a good idea

to use your powers to
break the rules. I mean--

You're right, it's not
a good idea, it's a genius idea!

Are you kidding? You couldn't
pay me to go see that, that--

Cinematic masterpiece?

Whatever.

Now, to get past security.

[Guy] Come on, Maz.

Welcome to the Megadale Movie
Palace. Enjoy the picture.

Enjoy the picture.

No Buttwipe in 3D for you!

Huh?

This is the greatest
night of our lives.

[voiceover] Are you ready for
some Buttwipe in your face?

Yeah!

Cool!

[voiceover]
What's Tad Demented doing now?

Monkey Madness! Ahh!

Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!

[voiceover] Electric seals!

You're genetically modified!

Ahhhh! Whoa! Ah!

Yes! Huh?

Whoa.
I'm totally visible.

[man] Yeah, and you're
blockin' the screen!

Sit down!

Sorry.

[shouting]
[audience gasps]

You dirty apes!

Dude, you're not just a
Buttwipe. You're my brother.

[all] Awwwww...

[crowd cheering and laughing]

That was
the greatest movie ever!

Dude, my face has officially
been Buttwiped!

Literally.

I always knew you
didn't have a brain.

Haha. She-larious.

Hey, this tube of vanishing
cream is like way expired.

Maz, that doesn't anything
have to do with it.

It has everything to do with it.

That combined with your
exposure to the 3D film

is causing you to go No-D.

No-D? As in No? D?

You catch on quick.

You have until midnight to fix
this or you're wiped out.

Kelly, you gotta help me.
Give me a hand!

Okay, in exchange
for one big favor?

Anything. What is it?

I don't know yet.

So Sheila, if seeing the 3D
film caused this problem,

could seeing it again
reverse it?

Hey, now you're thinking!

Possibly, but only if Guy were
actually in the film itself.

Huh...

Looks like it's time for
a little cine-magic!

[usher] Welcome to the Megadale
Movie Palace. Enjoy the picture.

Do you really think
this is gonna work?

I hope so.

It's worth a try.

- Remember the plan?
- Get in...

And go straight for
the projection booth.

Good.

Almost midnight. Let's roll.

Hey! No outside food!

Split up!

- Gotcha!
- No, you don't.

- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.

Yes, I do. Huh?

Hey! What are you
kids doing in here?

Uh, well...

There's a... TV crew
down in the lobby.

Yeah. It's a reality
show called...

The World's Coolest
Projectionists.

It's about time.

I'm here.

Well, kinda.

It's almost midnight. Let's go.

Get in.

[electrical buzzing]

Oh, heck to the no. I'd
better go in as SheZow.

You go girl!

Ten seconds!

See me later.

I hope so.

Shut the front door!

Tad... Tad Demented?

SheZow? Sup.

Electric Seals!

Scuse me, pardon me,
scuse me, pardon me.

Scuse me, pardon me,
scuse me, pardon me.

This is the best movie ever!

Shhh!

You may be SheZow but
you're still my bro.

Thanks, Tad. Look at me.
I'm cured.

We're all cured, bro. It's
the great Buttwipe Way.

[audience]
Whoa!

[man] So real.

Whoa!

Maz, help.

Ow!

Hey, look at me, I'm in She-D.

I didn't know SheZow
was in this movie!

Neither did we,
let's get out of here!

♪ Fibber, Fibber, Fibberachee. ♪

♪ Gonna dance to ya,
gonna prance to ya. ♪

♪ All night long. ♪

I can't believe I'm going to
see Fibberachee in concert.

Tonight. Thank you, Sheila.

How did you get tickets?
The show's sold out.

I've got connections.

Haha! Connections. Computer.
I get it. That's funny.

Yes, I know.

I'm gonna be the one laughin'.
All the way to the bank.

I'm gonna snap Fibberachee's
pic and sell it to DMZ.

Like paparazzi?

Exact-erazzi. His picture's
worth a thousand bucks.

Ha! You'll never get near him.

He's got the biggest,
meanest bodyguards around.

Yeah, he is the most popular
star in the world, you know.

Not according this broadcast.

And in the latest DMZ poll

we find that SheZow is
two per cent

more popular than Fibberachee.

Cool that!

[Fibberachee]
Not cool!

I need to be the most popular
star in the world!

That's all I've wanted.

I gotta get rid of SheZow!

Perhaps it's time
to don your magic

fibber jacket, Snibberuchi.

It's Fibberachee,
you old geezer! Right!

My fibbie jackie!
Bring it to me!

That's your cue to bring
me the jacket, grandpa.

Yes, Yabaducci.

Whoa, these seats are awesome!

Sheila has great connections.

[Guy]
More like disconnections.

Alright peasants,
I'm off to get some

photos of Fibberachee backstage.

They won't let you backstage.

They will when I tell them

I am president of the
Fibberachee fan club.

Say kaching.

Kaching!

Where do you think
you're going, pal?

To see Fibberachee, I'm
president of his fan club.

Really, cause my cousin Lou is
the president of the fan club

and you don't look anything
like my cousin Lou.

Thank goodness.

What?

Here goes.

[security guard] Hello again.

[Guy]
I'm telling cousin Lou!

Can I help you?

Why, yes, you can, kind sir.

I'm the president of the German
chapter

of the Fibberachee Fan Club.

Oh. The German Chapter, huh?
Well, come on in!

Merci. Merci very much.

Merci to you, too.

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la.
Me-me-me-me-me-me. ♪

Yeah, me. My favorite word.

Your magic coat, Dorkeriffic.

It's Fibberachee,
you old codger!

Oh, never mind. I have
a show to do. Gimme that.

With this fabulous
jacket of gems

I'll be able to control
the world with my voice

and have SheZow's fans
destroy her.

How do I look?
Glam-tabulous, right?

Extremely macho, Steve.

Wow. That wasn't even close.

You've really just stopped
trying, haven't you?

Did you say something?

Ah, forget it. It's time
to destroy SheZow!

Did I hear someone
saying something

about destroying little old me?

Oh, look. It's She-loser.

Oh, look.
It's second most popular.

[sings roaring note]

Now... My adoring public awaits!

Fibberachee!

I love you!

Thank you, Megadale!

♪ There's an evil clown hangin'
around named SheZow. ♪

♪ She must be attacked and
run out of town now. ♪

♪ There's an evil clown hangin'
around named SheZow. ♪

♪ She must be attacked and
run out of town now. ♪

♪ Who do I need you
to destroy? ♪

all] SheZow!

♪ Who do I need you
to destroy? ♪

[all] SheZow!

This is the worst
song I've ever heard.

Whoa. Did you get contacts?

Must destroy SheZow.

- Uh-oh. This is bad.
- [all] Must destroy SheZow.

This looks like a
full on she-mergency.

There she is! She-stroy her!

[all] Must destroy SheZow.

Everyone, stop! Fibberachee
has you in a trance.

Please listen to me!

Or not.

Stay back everyone! I
don't want to hurt you!

Hey, watch the super suit.
Ahhh, not the hair!

It's like night of the living
dorks. Oh, this is she-diculous.

This is officially creepy.

Oh, these kids and
their rock-n-roll.

Sheila! Fibberachee's put
everybody in a trance and...

Oh, oh you're watching it on
yourself.

And why weren't you affected?

I don't know.

Hehe, that tickles.

What do we have here?

Help me.

Oh dear. Obviously you've
never heard of a cotton swab?

- A what?
-Exactly.

Sheila, come in.

Go ahead, SheZow.

I'm out of She-Lac and my hair's
messed up. Powers are weak.

Don't worry. I'll send
Maz over with a new can.

That is if he can hear me.

Oh no. Fibberachee's got
Kelly under his spell too.

Must destroy SheZow.

SheZow's over here.

♪ Oooooh yeeeeaaaah! ♪

What do I do?

- [Sheila] Run.
- What? That's all you got?

Run really fast.

Get her!

She-yikes!

♪ Destroy SheZow! ♪

Sheila, where's
Maz with the SheLac?

On his way. Hang in there.

Hey, kid, I need to
borrow your bike.

Here, play with this.

Get her.

She's escaping.

♪ After her! ♪

Tricycle, don't fail me now.

If I can just make that jump.

I really need faster zombies.

I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can.

Think again.

This tricycle rocks!

Wait, what are we doing again?

You're kidding, right?

Boomerang Brush!

♪ Zombie dudes
hear my refrain! ♪

♪ It's time to form
a human chain! ♪

Oh, she-riffic!

- Speak monotonously.
- Eat brains.

So, I see you're looking
to change careers.

What exactly was your last job?

I was an evil sidekick for
a villainous superstar.

Oh, I have
the perfect job for you.

Thank you, Miss Preston.

It's Miss Packwood.

If you insist.

This is totally not how
I saw my day going.

How do I stop them
without hurting them?

SheZow!

Need a lift?

No, but my hair does.
Got She-Lac?

I'm she-vitalized!

She-slam!

Whoa. Where are we?
What happened?

I don't know.

Hey, look it's SheZow, the most
popular person in the world.

♪ Not anymore! ♪

Darn, these high heels
are k*lling me.

If they don't. I will.
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪

Don't think you've
finished me for good.

♪ Zombie masses
I need you to rise! ♪

♪ Destroy SheZow with... ♪

[coughs and wheezes]

Thank you and good night.

Nice shot, kid.
Now it's my turn.

Cheese!

Now that's what I call proper.

Proper-azzi.

[teller coughs]

It's your turn, Guy.

Yes, I'd like to cash
this check please.

Large bills only.

Kaching.

[teller] Here you are, Gary.

My name's not Gary. It's Guy.

Whatever.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪