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01x06 - Pitched Battle of the Tank Army

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hero: 108". Aired: 1 March 2010 – 9 July 2012.*
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Many years ago in the Hidden Kingdom, animals and humans lived in perfect harmony until an evil trickster named HighRoller arrived and fooled the animals into thinking humans were their enemies.

01x06 - Pitched Battle of the Tank Army

Post by bunniefuu »

[music playing]

Many years ago,
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked
trickster called

High Roller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans and end the w*r.

Lin Chung.

Jumpy Ghostface.

Mystique Sonia.

Mighty Ray.

This is Hero 108!

[music playing]

First Squad!

Deploy!

[clanking]

[pop]

[swooshing]

All right, Second Squad.

Time for some launch practice!

[pop]

[swooshing]

Huh?

Hey!

[grunts]

Watch it, rabbit!

[chuckles]

[grunting]

[buzzing]

No, wait!

[yelling]

Whoa, whoa, whoaaaoooh!

[crash]

Oh, way to go First Squad!

You just messed up our launch!

We messed you up?

You messed us up!

We were here first!

We are First Squad!

You're gonna be
Eat My Fist Squad!

You can't talk to me like that!

First Squad!

Deploy!

Ha-kah!

[flames sh**ting]

[clanging]

Mmm?

Chee-ya!

[crashing]

I am Mighty Ray!

Fear my--

[smack]

[snapping]

[whirring]

You're whipped!

Blah ha!

[yelling]

[crack]

[crack]

[whirring]

[clang]

[whirring]

[grunting]

[swishing]

[cracking]

[crash]

[yelling]

Huh eh!

Yuh!

Stop!

[crash]

[grunting]

Commander Ape Trully?

It seems that we
have been fighting

High Roller for too long.

Everyone's nerves are on edge.

But I have an idea that will
get our minds off fighting,

and allow us to have
some relaxing fun.

What is it?

First Squad and
Second Squad will

compete in Big Green's
first-ever Turtle Cannon

Competition!

[cheering]

And the winner will receive
The Golden Cup of the Turtle!

We better start training!

[whirring]

[grunting]

[bubbling]

[swish]

[music playing]

[trumpeting]

Heroes of Big Green,
please show your thunderous

support for First
and Second Squad!

[cheering and applause]

Let the Turtle Cannon
Competition begin!

[whooshing]

[cheering]

[tires screeching]

First Squad wins!

[buzzing]

[whooshing]

[cheering]

Second Squad wins!

[applause]

[buzzing]

[grunting]

[crash]

Second Squad wins!

[applause]

[buzzing]

[whoosh]

[boinging]

[screeching]

First Squad wins!

[buzzing]

[whooshing]

First Squad wins!

Second Squad wins!

First Squad wins!

Second Squad wins!

First Squad wins!

Second Squad wins!

First Squad wins!

Second Squad wins!

[buzzing]

What an amazing competition!

The score is tied, and we're
down to the last event.

[cheering]

Whoever wins this race, wins
The Golden Cup of the Turtle!

If we win, we should get
to be called First Squad!

Ha!

Why not?

You'll never beat us.

Then it's agreed.

Whoever wins this next
event, will get to be called

First Squad!

To win this event, you
must be the slowest team.

[exclaiming]

In fact, to win
this one, you will

need to cross the finish
line in more than 60 seconds.

Go slow?

That's too easy!

Don't be so sure.

Look.

[tinkling]

[cheering]

It'll be hard to go
slow on that ice.

What's the matter, Lin Chung?

Ya scared?

See ya in a minute!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoooaah!

[buzzing]

Nice try.

Now let an expert show
you how it's done!

Whoooaaah!

Holy hot banana sandwich!

[cheering]

[buzzing]

Maybe this isn't gonna be easy.

I bet I can do it!

If I go backwards.

[crash]

[buzzing]

You dummy!

Backwards won't do you any good.

You gotta go sideways!

Mighty Ray!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoaah!

Ugh!

Eyes, come back here!

How do you expect
us to go slowly?

It's impossible to
slide slowly on ice!

Perhaps if you
all work together?

[laughing] I get it!

Be sure that trophy is nice
and shiny when we get back!

[cheering]

[thud]

[buzzing]

Being heavier made
them go faster.

Perhaps we can combat
the ice beneath our feet,

by putting wind
beneath our wings.

Brrrpppttt.

What are you talking about?

I have a plan.

[engine humming]

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Quit being such a baby!

Aaah!

Whoooaaahh!

[pop]

First Squad!

Let's do this!

[pop]

[pop]

[pop]

OK, Jumpy.

It's all up to you.

Jumpy do good! [laughing]

[whirring]

Ready?

Ready!

I was not being a baby!

Were too.

Go!

Was not!

[zooming]

[cheering]

Oh, my heavens!

[beep]

[beep]

[cheering]

We're still going too fast.

[zooming]

[beep]

Porkpie bananas!

[whirring]

[beep]

[beep]

[tires screeching]

[ding] [buzzing]

[cheering]

We did it!

Yeah!

Hey, help!

Heeellllp!

Jumpy do good?

Very good, Jumpy.

Very good.

Hurry up!

I'm missing the award!

[pop]

Well done!

You have proven once
again that you deserve

to be called First Squad!

Good job, First Squad.

You won today, but we're
gonna beat you next time!

Yeah!

No way!

First Squad always wins!

You guys just got lucky!

We may be lucky, but you smell!

[clatter]

Stop this!

Stop this nonsense at once!

Oh!

Ugh.

[music playing]