04x04 - 400 Boys

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music playing]

[electronic chirp]

[electronic warbling]

[man] Come on, Brothers.

- Focus.
- [electricity crackling]

Come on.

[electricity crackling]

Come on. Just f*cking come on.

[rumbling]

Come on. Focus!

[electricity crackles, stops]

f*ck!

There's not enough of us left, Slash.

[crying]

[Slash] Okay, all right, Brothers.
Listen, we've still got each other.

[g*n c*ck]

And when the time comes,
we'll make these count.

[rumbling]

They won't stick around long.

Jade, you don't know sh*t.

I saw 'em.
Croak and me both. Right, Croak?

We climbed a trashed pyramid.

Saw streets near the river burning.

Giants dancing in the flames.

[metal groaning]

And then we saw the giants
rip up Big Bridge by the roots

and... throw it at the moon.

Black arch spinning end over end
through shredded smoke,

and never fell back.

Don't ask me to smash with 'em.
There isn't a blade big enough.

Now, Jade,
if I tell you to smash, you smash.

- Or you find another Team.
- [man] Hey.

Listen. Listen!

What is it, Crybaby?
I don't hear nothing.

Yeah. N... nothing.

[cracking and rumbling]

[Slash] sh*t. Take cover!

What the f*ck?

[man 2] Whoa.

There's no roof.

[Jade] Oh sh*t.

All right, Team. Let's bounce.

This is it. World w*r Last.

Oh skud. 88th is gone.

Westland and Chico too.

- Our whole territory...
- [crows cawing]

...is trashed.

[Slash] We've crossed Quazis, Silks,
and Angels territory. And no survivors.

If any other Teams are still alive,
they're underground.

Hey, what's that?

[muttering]

- [groans]
- Well, well.

k*ll them all!

[shouts]

[grunts]

[men laughing and joking]

- [man] Look at him.
- You all right, Hilo?

[man] I think he's going to cry.

- Where's the rest of the Soooooots?
- [Crybaby] Yeah. [laughs]

[Slash] It's been a while.

You know, the last time we met,
you gave me this beauty.

[expl*si*n]

- [g*n uncocks]
- Not tonight.

Hey, hey, hey, Slicker,
Slicker, look at me.

My boy, you look mash up.
Where's your Team?

Slicker, we got flattened.
Ain't no Soooooots left.

There's you.

New Team took our block. These giants.

I know it sounds crazy, but I thought
we could hold our own, you know?

And then we see them,
these incredible f*cking Boys.

Glowing and shimmering.

Burning.

Now 400th block is full of them.

The wall collapsed.
Buried me under some rubble.

By the time I dug out...

[panting]

...everyone was dead.

Hey, Croak,
what should we call these new wreckers?

Croak says "The 400 Boys,"
'cause they took the 400th block first.

That sounds like chiller-dillers.

My block is gone.
I want those f*cking Boys.

It'll be those wankers or me.

We're with you, Slicker. You still got
that wicked blade I remember?

- [blade rings]
- [Hilo] What, this baby?

Sorry about that, Brother.

All past. You seen any other Teams?

Maybe the Galrogs survived.

If any g*ng made it, it'd be them.

Let's go parley.
See if they'll throw in.

Then we smash those f*cking Boys.

[percussive jazz music playing]

[siren whooping]

[tires squealing]

[softly] Come. This way.

[dramatic sting]

[Jade] I'm starving. Come on. Come on.

[Slash] Jade, what the...?
We don't have time for this.

[roller skates whooshing]

[Jade] Oh sh*t.

Keep your blades away, Brothers.

Slicker Hilo and Slicker Slash.

Cute couple.

I thought Soooooots and Brothers
were hot for girlies.

Bala, right?

Look, we just come to parley.

So I see.

You seen the new Team yet? The 400 Boys?

Smashed the Soooooots
in 30 seconds flat.

[Bala] Yeah, we heard. That's a get-off.

We're calling all Teams.

We've got to take back what's ours,
and we need help.

Are you in?

[rumbling]

Old Mother decides how the Galrogs roll.

We'll take you to her.

Let's go.

Boys, huh? We thought different.

[Slash] What did you think?

[Bala] Gods. God-things.

Slicker Hilo and Slicker Slash,
you come with me to see Mother.

[bottles clinking]

It was the end of the world.

There were wars in the south.

Bonfire made out of cities.

Bombs going off like fireworks.

The world was broken.

And beings from the outside
oozed through the cracks.

[glass shatters]

And now they want to smash.

And where better to smash
than Fun City at the end of the world.

Nothing ever ends.

Come on. We've got work to do.

[percussive jazz music playing]

[g*n cylinder clicks]

[music continues]

[music continues]

What the f*ck?

I'll k*ll you.

[grunts]

[yelling] Oi!

Oi, you! 400 Boys!

This is our turf!

You k*lled our friends!

You smashed our
hives! You r*ped our city!

f*ck you, 400 Boys!

[music fades]

- [wind blowing]
- [fire crackling]

[whooshing]

[panting]

[inaudible]

[music builds, ends]

[roaring]

Ready!

Now!

[yelling]

Smash!

[muffled roaring]

[muffled roaring]

[shouting]

[shouting]

[muffled roaring]

[yelling]

Smash!

[invigorating music playing]

[yelling]

[yelling]

[roaring]

[gasping]

[roaring]

[grunting]

[Bala yells]

[Jade] Croak! Look out!

[groans]

[groans, cries out]

[yelling]

m*therf*cker!

f*ck!

[gasping]

[sobbing] No. No. No. No. No.

[cries out]

[Crybaby sobbing]

Crybaby, you snap out of it!

[mumbling and crying]

[exclaims]

[groaning and straining]

[Hilo] f*ck you!

[roars]

[invigorating music playing]

[roaring]

[grunting]

[Bala yelling]

- [Hilo] Oi! Remember me?
- [percussive jazz music playing]

Let's f*cking go, Slicker.

Let's f*cking go!

[music continues]

[yelling]

[roars]

[Hilo] Get off! Get f*cking off.

[roars]

[Bala yells]

[panting]

[Slash panting]

- God or Boy...
- [c*ck g*n]

[percussive jazz music playing]

...you're dead, Slicker!

[g*nsh*t]

Nothing ever ends.

[electronic warbling]

[invigorating music playing]

[music fades]