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01x59 - Enemy Cruisin' for a Bruisin'? Then Just Try Fusion!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x59 - Enemy Cruisin' for a Bruisin'? Then Just Try Fusion!

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Death Lightning Yoyo!

Infinite Slash!!!!

Ice Cannon!!!

Mega Spark Handgun!

Victory Flying Crash!

Summon Double King Nose Hair!!

Melee! Love Triangle! Merry Battle on the Merry

-Go

-Round!?

Authentic Ramen Wheel!!

Judgment of Babylon!!

Super

-Low Altitude Lock On!!!

{Merry

-Go

-Round Stage} {Three

-Thousand Years} {Yagyu} {Model} {Torpedo Girl} {Softon} {Hatenkou}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



-bo Bo

-bobo



-tor Tor

-tortor


Miss Torpedo!

Softon!

Catch me if you can, torpedo!

Are you sure?

Once I catch you, I won't stop!

Venus!

Venus!

Oh, Softon!

Hold it right there!

You can't have that woman!

Very well.

Stop it, you two!

Please don't fight over me!

Oh, beauty is such a curse!

Hey, wait!

What kind of story are you thinking up, b*tch?

Torpedo?

I'm such a sinful woman, torpedo!

Miss Torpedo's running wild!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Okay! Time for a recap of the last episode, nah

-na

-la!

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

nIce Mecha Ring

Bo

-bobo and friends are fighting in the Ice Mecha Ring right now, nah

-la!

Welcome to the Ice Mecha Ring.

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends faced off against Former C

-block Captain, Jeda the Wind God's Triple Hunters formation.

Narrator

-The curtain has risen!

{Ice Machine Crush}{Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God}{Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa}{Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh}{Bo

-bobo}{Don Patch}{Tokoro Tennosuke}


Ice Machine Crash {need to add motion to this}

Former C

Jeda the Wind God
Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tokoro Tennosuke



-bobo

Don Patc

Tokoro Tennosuke

Start the battle!

So they're fighting on ice this time?

It's the Ice Machine Crush!

A machine battle with no holds barred!

I should've guessed you would know about it, Hekkun...

Collaborative Secret Technique: Best Of Luck, Don Patch!

It's incredibly dangerous!

If the pilot falls off his robot, he'll be dragged under the ice!

Fifty Unparalleled Scythes!

Fist of the Wind Scythe Evolved Secret Technique:

VAGRounded BT\fs\c&HEAF&\c&H&}Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

Rolling Smack

-Smack!!

Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique:

The Wind God's Gallows!

The Wind God's Gallows!

That's nothing!
Five Nu Handkerchief Guards!!

Cut him to pieces!

Penalty activated.

Penalty activated.

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Let's do this!

Yeah!

They're turning into Bobopatch!

Narrator

-Meanwhile, inside Bo

-bobo...



Stupid

Bwaaaah

Hooray! Oh, wait...

Don Patch Was Here!!

Time to cover Bo

-bobo's body with graffiti!

What's this all about?



-bobo



How come my name's below his?

This is total bullshit!

I'm way stronger than he is!

I'm supposed to be on top!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

How sad for you!



-bobo

Patchbobo Activated

What!? You're not Bobopatch! Who are you supposed to be, nah

-na

-la!?

Who... the hell...

Patchbobo.

Narrator

-Who's this!?

Narrator

-The super

-strong

-looking warrior Patchbobo has been born out of pure coincidence!

Narrator

-Has such a warrior ever stood in such a low

-level arena before?

Narrator

-No, I guess that's how this always goes.

Narrator

-Anyway, time to hajike it up, our hero Patchbobo!



Hajike


Patchbobo!
Patchbobo!

}Showdown with

No
Around!?

No


Around!?

I can only remain in this form for one minute.

That's more than enough time to finish you off.

Noodles and Garlic!

Noodles

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Death Lightning Yoyo

What!?

Captain Jeda!

W

-What's going on? They're tightening me!

Explode!

Garlic b*mber!


You b*stard!

How dare you harm Captain Jeda!

No mercy! {Shortened line}

Let's go!

CCSmash}The Legendary Don Patch Sword!

The Legendary Don Patch Sword
The Evil Radish Blade

CCSmash}The Evil Radish Blade!

He did it!

You're kidding!? A green onion...

and a radish!?

I guess your weapons are no match for my wind scythe!

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

CCSmashSword of Good's Rule over Evil:

SmashSword of Good's Rule over Evil: Sugarcane Saber

CCSmashSugarcane Saber!

You still don't get it, do you?

How sad!

Lethal...
PulpFictionki

Infinite Slash!!!!

Impossible... My wind scythe can't be...

Amazing! He's in another class from his enemy!

He's overwhelmingly strong!

Is this really Patchbobo?

Son of a b*tch...

He can fuse two objects together and make a weapon!

Just like a scientist of some kind!

That's a bit of a stretch.

Oh, right!

What about Tennosuke?

Tennosuke, I'm going to save you now.

Look at him!

He's sinking in the ice!

And so are we.

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Ice and Tennosuke!

Nothing's happening.

What's going on!?

What a nice rest that was.

Wait, what!?

I think I had a growth spurt in my sleep!

Look closer! It's cause you're fused with the entire field!

Damn you...

Captain Jeda!

You g*dd*mn moron!

Let's go, Tennosuke!

And who are you?
Ice Cannon!!!

Tennosuke!

Beauty, what's for dinner tonight?

Don't look this way!

Thank goodness!

I'm back to my original size!

That was a close call.

Now we won't be pulled under the ice.

Ain't that right.

That's my lunch!

Give it back!

That's my special lunch I woke up super early to make!

Give it back!

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Lunch and Propeller!

Don't do it!

Attack!! Picnic Fighters!!

My lunch is on an air raid!

Attack!

What are you trying to do!?

Tennosuke!

God damn it!

This can't be happening to me!

My precious lunch...

I will not be defeated by the likes of you!

What!?

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Y

-You're not serious...

Hagaioh and Jeda the Wind God!

CCSmashHagaijeda!

What did you do to me?

Impossible! How could this happen!?

I guess that settles this fight.

I can still make wind scythes in this form!

Wait, what!? What's with this weird wind scythe?

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What the hell is going on?

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What the hell is going on?

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What the hell is going on?

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What the hell is going on?

Now that he's like that, he's nothing to be afraid of!

They're all shaggy!

This is really uncomfortable!

Who do you take me for?

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Apple and Toilet Paper!
Mega Spark Handgun

Ow, ow, ow...

Come on! Really, who is this random hero?

That's Bo

-bobo and Don Patch fused together.

Oh, really?

Is that so?

Now that I know, I'll gladly lend you a hand!

Now let us defeat them together!

Yeah.

That's the plan.

Why are you swinging the hammer near me?

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Tennosuke and Iron Hammer!

What is this? This isn't even close to a hammer!

Huh?
Victory Flying Crash

I can only remain in this form for five more seconds.

Talk about a long minute.

My next attack will settle this!

CCSmashHajike Matter Fusion!

Can't let you do that!

Nose Hair and Nose Hair!

CCSmashFist of Hajike Secret Technique:

"Double King Nose Hair"!!

I haven't had much screen

-time!

Come over to Bo

-bobo World!

He did it!

They're back to normal!

Narrator

-The Triple

-Hunters formation

Narrator

-led by Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God, has been defeated.

Thank goodness, you two!

Your teamwork saved the day!

How dare you draw graffiti in my insides, you son of a b*tch!

What exactly happened!?

Narrator

-Thanks to their impeccable teamwork, Bo

-bobo's team successfully defeated Jeda the Wind God's team.

Narrator

-This fight is heating up more and more!

Ice Machine Crash {need to add motion to this}

Former C

Jeda the Wind God

Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa

Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tokoro Tennosuke

C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind G

Tokoro Tennosuke

{Ice Machine Crash} {Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God} {Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa} {Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tokoro Tennosuke}

Remember, kids, always brush your teeth before bed!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-Don Patch and Bo

-bobo fused to make Patchbobo,

Narrator

-who, after a hard battle with Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God...

Is that supposed to be Patchbobo!? That's not what he looked like!

Narrator

-won with a super fight!

That's not how he really beat him!

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Ice Mecha Ring

Narrator

-Meanwhile, back with Torpedo Girl and company...

They're here at the Merry

-Go

-Round Stage, nah

-la!

Here you go, Softon!

Say "ahhh"!

You g*dd*mn torpedo!

Get off me! I swear you won't get away with this!

How about you shut up?

Here. This is for you.

Don't you f*ck with me, torpedo!

Torpedo!

Melee!



-Go

!?

Damn that torpedo...

Do you know Miss Torpedo well?

We're on

-and

-off.

Narrator

-Five years ago, at Hair Hunters J

-block Base...

Hair Hunters J

-block Base

Hair Hunters J

-block Base

You dare betray us...

So there aren't any remnants of the Hair Kingdom here, either.

I could really go for a game of poker...

What?

Found you, Hatenko!

I never thought I'd see you here!

This must be destiny!

You again, Torpedo?

This time, I'll have you...

accept my love!

Narrator

-Allow me to explain.

Narrator

-This mark is called the m*rder Seal.

Narrator

-It is a cursed mark that sucks out all the life force from its target.

I got his OK!

What have you done to me, b*tch!?

Don't be so forward!

That wh*re...

Softon!

She's back!

How handsome you are today, Softon!

Whenever I see you like this...

I

-I...

I

-I...

What in the flying f*ck are you doing!? {AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA}

Food

I must win tomorrow's race no matter what!

I won't lose to those thoroughbreds!

I won't lose to those thoroughbreds!

How do you expect me to win?

Nothing's happening here...

Are there no enemies in this stage?

By enemies, you mean us?

Former X

-block Captain Model

Former V

-block Captain Yagyu
Former O

-block Captain Three

-Thousand Years

Former X

-block Captain Model

Former V

-block Captain Yagyu

Former O

-block Captain Three

-Thousand Years

n}The Authentic Brothers are on the scene!

That's an amazing trio!

That's how it is.

I seriously wanna k*ll him!

This is the stage of Hell, Mega

-Satan

-Go

-Round.

We'll take your lives, authentically!

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

We're on a date here! You can't just interrupt it!

You'll have to cancel it!

Th

-Th

-Th

-

Th

-Th

-Th

-

Th

-Th

-Th

-

That's bullshit, you damn topknot! {HAHAHAHHAAHAA}

My topknot!

nNew Spring

Give it back, you broad!

It's hard to write with.

What do you think you're doing!?

Dammit...

Mega

-Satan

-Go

-Round, High

-speed Rotation!

We can't keep our balance!

What?

What are they gonna start?

Fashion Show

Fashion Show

My fashion show!

Really!?

I'm shaking!

I'm shaking!

Fool!

You've let your guard down!

Dammit! That show was a diversion!

Now! Go, Bakuten!



Huh? Why's it not moving!?

I guess they're all idiots.

Just watching them is pissing me off!

Wait! It's too dangerous to get close carelessly!

I don't take orders from you!

He's coming!

Fist of the Key Secret Technique:

Well then, take my three

-thousand

-year secret art:

Chinese TakeawayAuthentic "Ramen Wheel"!!

LOCK!

Too bad.

My power is just as authentic as my ramen.

Sounds great.

Who the hell are you showing off for, b*stard!?

You dare to ignore Softon's warnings...

Who do you think you are?

No.

Thanks to him, we found out which enemy is worth our attention. That's commendable enough.

You did well, Hatenko.

Nice guts!

You sure are desperate...

Now what will you do about my iron guard?

He's eating my ramen!

By the way, where did Model go?

Part

And here's our new winter lineup!

Are you still doing that!?

Too foolish!



Torpedo Fashion Show

Torpedo!

The torpedo hijacked it...

My fashion show...

I hate to admit anything about Hatenko...

but these three have power off the charts!

These captains are no match for them!

What's wrong? Why won't you attack?

Seconds.

There's no need for that.

You have already begun

to walk the holy path of Babylon.

What?

Seconds.

By the Babylon

-Go

-Round.

What the hell is this!?

What the hell are you doing, you g*dd*mn twirly

-head!?

This'll make the children cry!

Babylon

-Go

-Round

Waiting Time Hours

It's really popular! Do they actually want to ride this?

Now receive your judgment,

as your hollow myths collapse around you.


Judgment of Babylon!!

He's far too strong!

One of the horses turned into a toilet!

Softon, you're so dreamy!

And the torpedo came out of the toilet!

You're not bad. But I'm gonna handle the coup de grace.

You?

Miss Torpedo!

Show some respect to Softon.

You still don't know your place, do you?

She's coming!

Dammit, Torpedo!

I'll k*ll you for this later!

Collaborative Secret Technique:


They did it!

Narrator

-Former O

-block Captain Three

-Thousand Years' Triple

-Hunters formation...



-Go

-Round Stage

Three

- Thousand Years



-xxx Thousandx Yearsxxxx

Yagyu


Model


Torpedo Girl


Softon


Hatenko


Narrator

-has been defeated!

What the...?

Over weight!

Softon!

Softon!

These two are amazing...

but they may never team up again.

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

Narrator

-back with Bo

-bobo...

I hope everyone's safe...

We've been to all the fun

-looking stages...

Do you think there are any good ones left?

Good point...

If only there were a stage that would give our hearts a jolt...

Fish Feeding Corner

(Fish Feeding Corner

Found it!

No way!
Let's Feed the Carp!

Is this really fun?

Wait up, you two!

It's fun!

It's fun!

It's fun!

It's fun!

It's fun!

You wanted to be fed!?

How's that supposed to be fun?

Yeah. It was fun, wasn't it?

It was fun!

It was fun!

It was fun!

That's Dengakuman!

Oh, you're awake!

What's wrong! Who did this to you?

A weird Beauty...

Me!?

Are you really that obsessed with being the heroine!?

You're a demon! A demon!

A demon!

Hey! Stop it! Stop doing that!

Quit being so annoying!

Former B

-block Captain Lambada

Narrator

-Indeed, the power and cruelty of the Third's Generation are not to be underestimated!

Narrator

-Can Bo

-bobo and his friends win all the battle stages?

Former A

-block Captain Fishcake

You guys...

We may be in trouble this time.

I'm one of the more powerful members of this team...

and yet they did a number on me.

But...

I don't plan on letting it end like this!

It's time for this battle to get real!

Better check it out next time!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll be happy when you pack a lunch and go on a picnic!

Your lucky lunchbox item is a tasty fried egg!

If you tied, hold on tight to the horse when you're on the merry

-go

-round.

And if you lost, make sure there's toilet paper left before you go to the toilet!

It's money! Money, money, money!

There's so much money to take! {please split}

Hey, I think that's the next stage!

What? Are you trying to hog it all for yourself?

No! You should focus on your opponent!

That's right. We called for backup. Let's beat our enemies and get rich!

I told you, those are coins for a game!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Three Choices of Fate! and Rice, Young Noble of Rice, Arrives!

In two parts!

Three Choices of Fate! Good Real World, Bad Heaven, and Regular Hell!?

Rice, Young Noble of Rice, Arrives! Allies and Enemies in a Free

-For

-All!!

So are those three choices rock, paper, and scissors?