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01x48 - Silly Singing Saves the Show from a Sinister Scoundrel!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x48 - Silly Singing Saves the Show from a Sinister Scoundrel!

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Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!


it On!!

IQ Battle Begin{s!




BringOn!!


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Komorebi no hikari no naka wo hashiru

Kare

Tsukinukete yuku kodou

Magical Girl Denbo wa itsumo

Magical Girl Denbo wa itsumo

Genki na no

Dakedo kanashii yoru mo aru

Sonna toki wa

Sonna toki wa

Akaruku akaruku furumau no

Denbo Denbo Denbo chan

Ninjin san wa nigate dakedo

Watashi dake no himitsu no mahou

Totteoki no koi no jumon

Oshiete ageru wa anata ni dake

Nemuru mae ni kou tonaeru no

Denbo Karaoke

Soshite sono mama sono jumon wo

Denbo Karaoke

Kare no namae toshite

Denbo Karaoke

Shiyakusho ni teishutsu shita

Dakedo sonna namae no hito wa

Hyaku percent yurusanai

Matta nashi de shitome ni kakaru

Souyo Denbo chan

Ima yo Ima yo hissatsu

Denbo Karaoke

Nasu no

Denbo Karaoke

Kara miso itame

Denbo Karaoke

Nasu oishikutte Nasu oishikutte

Denbo Karaoke

Oh My Wakame

Sore wa sateoki Denbo chan wa

Saikin ki ni naru koto ga aru no

Denbo

-chan wa

Ai to yuujou no chikara wo kariru koto ni yotte

Chou hissatsu waza ga daseru no

Sono na mo Sono na mo

Saint Radical Ceremony

Totteoki nano yo

Denbo!

Tokyo Tokoroten Communication

Tokyo Tokoroten Communication

Kokkai gijidou wo Kokkai gijidou wo

Tokoroten de umetsukuse

Tokoro Tokoro

Tokoro Tokoro

Tokoroten kue

Tokoroten no oishisa no

Himitsu wo shitteru kai

Himitsu wo shitteru kai

Bitou dakara sa

Bitou desu

Bitou bitou bitou desu

Bitou bitou bitou desu

Ara yada tairitsu Ara yada

Kono uta no tsuzuki dou nacchau no

Oshiete Oshiete Softon san

Carotine Carotine

Carotine sesshu

Carotine Carotine

Carotine Carotine

Carotine sesshu

Mottomo karada ni hitsuyou na eiyou sore wa

Venezia kokusai?

Full Marathon Full Marathon

Full Marathon Full Marathon


Quiz

Bo

-bobo

And now, for our winner Tokoro Tennosuke...

Here's your chance to get the grand prize, a free trip!

Gardening Set

Trip to Hawaii

Scrub Brush

Tofu



Me

Too bad. You get a scrub brush...

Trip to Hawaii

Scrub Brush



Tofu



{Me}

"me!"

It's me! Me!

No, I'm the heroine!

It's me! It's me!

No, it's me!

Narrator

-The final member of the Six Cyber Knights... was a leek.

Narrator

-The final member of the Six Cyber Knights... was a leek.

No, he wasn't!

Is he an onion or garlic...?

That's more like it.

I am the emissary of the Black Sun...

J!

Eeeny

-meeny

-miney...

mo!

Let's just say he's an onion!


Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Sin

-colored Catharsis

Sin

-colored Catharsis

Narrator

-J's attacks were so dreadful...

Narrator

-that even Softon has fallen!

Darling!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

I

-It can't be possible...

This isn't happening...

Mr. Ant!

I just got stepped on.

It's the ant you care about?

Don't die on me, Softon!

I don't want to be widowed so soon after our wedding!

Don't just leave me and our cute children!

Shut up! You never got married!

And are these supposed to be your children?

Okay, okay. I'll see myself out. {Flared line}

He defeated Softon in one blow...

This guy called J...

is strong!

He is the pinnacle of infinity!!!

Why did you have to put that pompous tagline on the screen, you onion

-head? {Flared line}

{\move(

cal Girl

{\move(

Magical Girl


-chan


-chan




The spell of love is


The spellof love is


Softon's not looking so good...

You have to rub herbs on his wound!

That sounds like Granny's old wives' tales!

Bag of Patience

Nope, it's Obana's bag of patience.

What the hell!?

Obana's...

That's no medicinal herb!

Bag of Patience!

What the hell are you playing at?

Are you alright, Softon?

Don't worry about me.

OK, don't say another word. I'll treat your wounds.

Alright. I've managed to save his life.

You buried him? You just buried him, didn't you?

So who might be next?

You'd better know your role, onion

-head.

I'm gonna mince you into a thousand pieces and throw you into a pot with radishes! {Flared line}


Careful! If you don't boil the radishes ten minutes ahead of time,

it'll become a real mess!

I'd love to see you try.


Try? Don't even joke about it! Cooking with a low flame is impossible for an amateur!

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Half Calories!!!

Night Bewilderment Fortissimo!!!

I can't watch anymore!!

The weirdo's joining in too!

Bo

-bobo!

Me too!

Figures.

This can't be right! I thought I had predicted his attack...

I guess this J really is... powerful!

I guess this J really is... powerful!

Is it transience that makes the heat haze so beautiful?

He's made another weird tagline!

This is strange. I'm sure I dodged his attack just now!

And my nose hairs definitely hit him!

Why? There must be a trick to it!

Think...

Think...

Think...

Think...

I figured it out!

I know the secret of the Fist of the Black Sun!

Listen, Bo

-bobo! That guy there is no more than an illusion created by refraction!

A what?

We were trapped in his secret technique from the moment we arrived!

You are the first to have caught on to the truth of the Black Sun...

The truth of the Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique: The Five Slumbering Suns!

Five black suns just appeared in the sky!

Huh? What's that?

Figure

Don't let him fool you!

He uses the refraction from those five suns

to make illusions!

Doesn't stick to your teeth

I get it! Kind of like this, right?

Wrong and wrong.

Figure

Strong Light

Bo

-bobo! What we need is a strong light!

We need a light brighter than the black sun to get rid of the illusions!

I'm afraid you can't do that. There is no light brighter than the Black Sun!

No, there is one!

What?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Super Flash!!

That's just an ordinary desk lamp!

They disappeared! The Black Sun must be pretty pathetic!

Now we've finally found the real one!

Here goes! Super Secret Technique:

March of the Schoolgirls!

What kind of attack is this?

Stay on your toes! Let's transform to Bobopatch while we stil can!

OK!

Transform!

CANDY BALL!

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

I can't let you do that!

No Screentime

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

No Screentime

Black Flame Teleportation!

Dengakuman!

Fusion failed!

Dengakuman's headed straight for Bo

-bobo!

{What's he saying here?}

Nice one! He shifted his weight to avoid him!

'Scuse me!

He entered in his butt!

Venice!

He fused with Dengakuman! What's gonna happen?

Could this mean... the birth of a new great warrior?

Could this mean... the birth of a new great warrior?

Fusion complete!

They became a girl!


{Break}

Denbo

I'm Denbo.

D

-Denbo?

I can only remain in this form for five hours.

That's a lot longer than usual!

But are you really Bo

-bobo?

You're hurting me...

This is getting worse and worse...

Hey, you! You got any neat signature techniques?

I'm talking skills! You gotta have some decent skills, right?

I can sing!

She's going down...{HAHAHAHAHA}

Hold your horses! It may be a special kind of song!

Like maybe she's so tone

-deaf, she can destroy the enemy's ears!

Good point.

Alright, go ahead and sing for us.

Okay.

In this endless world...

What have we here? I guess she's just a good singer.

You and I...

We're screwed...

Oh, crap! J's coming!

He came to hear me sing!

Thank you!

No, you dumb broad!

Don't forget she's still Bo

-bobo! We have to protect her! {added Don't forget}

It'll be alright! That onion

-head looks like a gentleman, so he shouldn't attack a woman!

Exactly. No matter what I do to others, I would never lay a finger on a lady!

Thank goodness he's so stupid!

Thank goodness he's so stupid!

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Humiliation of Vanessa!

Humiliation of Vanessa!

I guess Denbo doesn't count as a lady!

That hurt! Why is this happening to me?

Denbo...

That voice...

Don't cry anymore, Denbo...

That voice... {please split}

It's my papa in heaven! {please split}

What's with this backstory?

I will give you a charm passed down through the Ijutarl line.

Thank you, Papa!

This charm will always protect you.

Nunchucks? Your charm is a pair of nunchucks?

Now fight! If you're really my heir, then you'll get up and fight!

His personality changed!

No... I'm not your heir... I can't use those!

Quit your whining, you pig!

I can't use nunchucks!

Your tears are in vain! Let's end this!

Here he comes!

Denbo

-chan!

Denbo

-chan!

She's suddenly mastered them!

Hachoo~!

She said "Hachoo~"!

She actually yelled "Hachoo~"!

You guys... Are you okay?

You guys... Are you okay?

I jagpumeun fiksheon imnida!

This is a work of fiction.

Teungjanginmur mij tanchemeongeun

shirjeoa amureon noangega apsseumnida!

Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, places, and events

is coincidental and not intended by the author.

And now she's started speaking in Korean!

What's going on? Did the nunchucks change her personality?

I suppose I could compare you to a beautiful rose that blossoms with the dawn.

What are you going on about?

Now let me show you my Superior Secret Technique!

This is starting to seem like some kind of kung

-fu movie...

It's Chinese!

That can't be right. I must've misjudged it.

I'd better take a closer look...

A

I didn't misjudge it! She's doing some impressive stuntwork!

Haiyaa! Are you alright?

Are you hurt?

What's this all about? Is this the outtakes? This should've been an outtake from the get

-go!

It would appear your fusion has failed you.

Failed? Hardly. It was a great success!

Allow me to show you...

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Top

-Secret Technique:



Where are we?

This is the world of song and sensation.

My song is in control of everything in this world.

To put an end to this meaningless battle,

and to bring peace to everyone's hearts... I will sing!

and to bring peace to everyone's hearts... I will sing!

Go for it, Denbo

-chan!



-chan

Takeda Shingen

What's with this song?

What was that about peace?

And why are the music and lyrics by Takeda Shingen? {please split in three}

{TL Note: Takeda Shingen was a famous Samurai warlord of the th Century.}

Who's that running through the sunlight in the glade?

There she goes...

It's him!

What? You?

My body moved against my will!

My heart beats out for him...

What kind of song is this? Everything she sings actually happens!

This is amazing! Her song really does control everything!

Magical Girl Denbo is always...

...ready to go!

That's a little too ready!

But sometimes there are nights when I feel sad...

An ant's nest?

At times like that...

Wait, isn't this your theme song? You can't be doing this!

I get through them with a great big smile!

Denbo, Denbo, Denbo

-chan...

What just happened?

I'm not the biggest fan of carrots...

I've figured you out! I only have to take away your mike to stop your secret technique!

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Syndrome of Destiny!

Oh, no! If the song stops, we'll be forced back to our world!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Somebody has to sing in my place!

All you have to do is trust your feelings...

and just sing whatever phrase comes naturally to mind!

OK! I got this one!

Here we go!

Tokyo Tokoroten Communication!

That's the first phrase that comes to mind?

Tokyo Tokoroten Communication!

And the National Diet...

What'll you do with it?

Drown it in tokoroten!

What the hell are you talking about?

He's taking damage, even from such a pointless song!

Tokoro Tokoro

What's that?

Rave Meter

I'm the rave meter!

It talked! The fact that it exists is annoying enough!

Eat Tokoroten!!!

Do you know the secret

To why tokoroten tastes so good?

Shut up!

It's because it's low

-sugar...

Low

-sugar!

Low

- Low

- Low

-sugar!

He's seriously annoying.

Don Patch! It's your turn to sing!

Why do you have to put me on the spot?

I...

I can't sing!

Diva

Liar!

I can't do it! I can't think of anything to sing!

I have no talent!

You can do it!

Don't give up!

Just sing already.

The onion head's coming!

Anything will do! Just sing it!

I can't... This one word just won't leave my head!

That's it! Sing it as loud as you can!

Be...

Be...
Beta

-Carotine!!!

Carotine! Carotine!

Carotine intake!

Carotine! Carotine!

Carotine! Carotine!

Carotine intake!

The most important nutrition your body needs is...

The Venice International Film Festival?

Venice International Film Festival!

Venice International Film Festival!

Full Marathon! Full Marathon!

Okay, now I don't even know what he's doing anymore!

Hey, look! Don Patch's song made the rave meter...

Seaweed

go into seaweed mode!

Rave! Rave!

That's annoying!

And once the meter hits max...

Screw this!

What's gonna happen now?

What happened to the scenery?

We've gone into Fever Time!

Fever Time is the time for everyone to express their heartfelt feelings!

From now on, we'll all sing together!

My very own secret magic...

It's a very special spell of love.

I'll tell it to you, and you alone.

I chant this before I go to sleep...




That's harsh!

And without further ado, I took that spell...

Down to City Hall...

To make it his name!

Gabapabitch

That's awful!

But someone with that name...

Is % unacceptable!



-Gabapabitch

I won't waste another second on bringing him down.

That's right, Denbo

-chan!

It's time, it's time for my signature...

Eggplants fried in spicy miso!

Eggplants fried in spicy miso!

Is this even an attack? Is that onion

-head gonna be alright?

Eggplants are yummy!

Oh! My Seaweed!

What kind of power is this?

They're in a different league!

Yes, that girl

Yes ano ko wa

lives next door to me.

Tonari ni sunde iru

Yes, she's always close to me.

Yes itsumo bokura no chikaku ni iru yo

She's a little naughty, and her name is...

Chotto ochame na ano ko no namae wa

Kinoshita Daihachi

Kinoshita Daihachi

Age

Yonjuu kyuu sai

Who is that!?

He looks totally different from the back! {please split}

Daihachi gets mad when you lie to him...

Daihachi wa uso wo tsuku to okoru

Piece of crap!

He gets mad when his favorite team loses...

Gohiiki team ga maketemo okoru

That was rigged!

And that same Daihachi...

Sonna Daihachi wa

is running for prime minister!

Jiki Shushou Kouhou nano

For a brighter Japan

Kinoshita Daihachi

No way!

But let's forget about him for now, cause Denbo

-chan...

Nice! She's brought it back on track!

Has something on her mind.

And it's about Daihachi again!

Sore wa Daihachi ga

Will the US President like him or not?

Daitouryou ni ki ni irareru ka doukatte koto

You want a fight?

It's on, b*tch!

Oh, dearie me, they're fighting! Oh, dearie me!

What's gonna happen to the rest of this song?

Please tell us, please tell us, Softon!

Yo

-Y

-Y

-Yo

-Y

-Yo

Yo, don't put me

-put me

-put

-

Put me on the spo

-

On the spot, bro!

He's DJ

-ing?

You've left yourselves vulnerable.

Now slumber for all eternity!

Tricked you!

What?

Denbo

-chan...

will draw on the powers of love and friendship...

to unleash her super signature move!

And its name is... And its name is...

Holy Radical Ceremony!

She used her nose hairs!

I saved it just for you!

How beautiful... is the world of song...

Narrator

-And so, J fainted from Denbo's musical attack.

Everyone! Thank you so much for coming to hear us sing!

That was a pretty nice concert! I should come again!

The fools!

Seems like they're just asking to be turned into sculptures.

Narrator

-The next foe awaiting them is their strongest enemy yet, Giga!

Narrator

-Will Bo

-bobo and the others make it out of this tower alive?

What's with this picture? Something's out of place!

See you next time!



Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, those things your grandma told you will come in handy!

You'll be more healthy if you watch kung

-fu movies!

If you tied, keep your toenails short so you don't rip a hole in your socks.

And if you lost, if you hog the mike at your friends won't like you!

He's predicting all of Bo

-bobo's attacks!

Just how high is Giga's IQ?

Don't worry, Beauty! We're pretty confident in our own IQ!

+=! +=! +=!

x=! x=! x=!

In your face, Giga!

You can't keep up with our high

-level mathematics!

They're not high

-level! You're totally useless!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

{Super Unintelligible?

IQ Battle

Begins!

Bring it On!!

We might actually be in trouble this time...