01x47 - A Battle of Skills and Wills with One Green Onion. Or Is It Garlic?

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

A Fierce Battle of Sink or Swim!! There's an onion guy, too.

Take this! Secret Technique: Raging Dragon, Triumphant Storm!!!

{Pollock Roe} {Stupid Prince} {Madonna}{Madonna?!

- Spirit}

Super Giant Word Dragon!!

{Break}

{Break}

Electra of Sorrow!!


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Magical Girl Denbo

-chan Arrives! The spell of love is Gabapabitch!?{LOL}



I got one!

Torpedo Girl!

Don Patch Girl! {please split}

Tennosuke Girl!

And that is because...

We're torpedoes! {please split}

A new trio is born!?

Cyber City

Narrator

-Fierce battles are underway at two Hair Hunt Stadiums

Narrator

-between Bo

-bobo and the Six Cyber Knights.

Lucky him! I want one of those wheels on my head too!

Nose Hair Spider Hold!!!

They're all hanging like I always do!{They're all looking like I always look!}

Amubosatsu meiekiteikai kuushokuzeshoku shikijinhouren!

Go! Vengeful cars!

With just his bare hands

This man has stopped both the cars!!

The cars have both stopped!!!

Crap! I was so shocked that I accidentally wrote a haiku!

Fist of Gothic Greatest Secret Technique: Memory Destruction Array!

Memory Destruction

Fist of Gothic Greatest Secret Technique

Destruction Array

Snacks!

What's going on?

The Memory Destructor Array destroys peoples' memories.

Their memories have already been wiped.

No way...

Now, there's no one left to protect you.

k*ll

He made a bunch of really complicated characters!

k*ll

What?

I don't have those things called "memory" thingies! I'm an idiot, I am!

Don Patch!

Thank goodness, he's an idiot!

Thank goodness, nah

-la!

Now, Don Patch! It's finally time to reveal your true power!

What're you, dense?

Beauty, tell this egghead who the main character of this show is!

Is it me?

Bo

-bobo!

Figures...

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oh, yeah! What happened to Tennosuke?

Tennosuke?

He turned into some kind of rodent!

W

-W

-What's wrong? Why are you eating sunflower seeds?

You're a tokoroten, not a hamster! {Added a}

He's ticking me off.

What about Miss Torpedo?

What's she doing?

They're doing some kind of weird battle!

A BubbleBattle Disney of

Sink

-)}or Swim!!


There's an onion guy too.

guy too.
♪
Memory Destruction

Looks like your Secret Technique didn't affect me at all!

Then I'll just turn you into words.

What?


What the...

Adobe Gothic Std B\b}Fist of Gothic Secret Technique: Textualization!

Now, time to turn into words!

Don Patch!

Pork Patch

Pork Patch?
Pork Patch's

Pork Cutlets

Pork Patch's Tales of Pork Cutlets

Episode : The Downtown Pork Cutlet Shop

Episode : The Downtown Pork Cutlet Shop

What the hell? He's doing something goofy!

Pork, pork, Pork Patch!

Pork, pork, Pork Patch!

Pork Patch

Pork, pork, pork cutlet Pork Patch!

Alrighty! I'm off to get some of that pork from those pesky pigs!

We're open!

Jump, oink!

B

-But I can't...

They're the ones in charge!

Pork Patch's

Pork Cutlets

FIN

What the...? He reverted on his own accord!

Screw you!

Could all the damage that I took from that torpedo

be preventing me from turning him completely into words?

You were protecting me...

Miss Torpedo!

My precious students...

Who on earth is that?

But that reminds me, what happened to Miss Torpedo?

Big Brother? Are you my Big Brother?

Friends from outer space...

Friends from outer space...

What are they even doing?

{sign}

Whatever. I can still beat the living daylights out of you, even if I can't turn you into words.

Take this!

Secret Technique

Raging Dragon, Triumphant Storm !!!



Blizzard

Flame

Lightning

Nice try, but I've already figured out a workaround!

What?

Get off me!

You just drank my Extract.

But I haven't changed at all!

Come forth, Lightning! Take this!

Secret Technique

Thunderstrike Strike !!!

Inspector Kappa

Pure

-heart

He made some kooky words!

I will protect Akemi no matter what! {Added matter what}

What the hell did I do? I never created those words!

Enough foolishness!

Relax. The Extract of Don Patch isn't gonna k*ll you.

All it'll do is make your thoughts like mine.{HOLY sh*t THAT'S ACTUALLY SCARY!}

Like mine...

That's one fearsome technique...

Narrator

-At this moment, Beauty felt more afraid than she'd ever been in her life.

My thoughts will become like yours? Don't give me that. I'm still normal.

Take this!

Secret Technique

Super Raging Triumphant Storm !!!

{Secret Technique: Super Raging Triumphant Storm !!!}

Roe

Prince

Madonna

That's obviously not normal!

No!

They all went and attacked Tennosuke!

Dammit! But I can still defeat you in a fistfight!

{line }

n}However, The Poet's attack did not work.

{line }

{line }

{line }

n}And that is no surprise, and that is because...

{line }

n}He was Ashikaga Takauji.

{line }

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First Napoleon and now this?

My hand's going out of control!

I knew it was you! You still have your memories!

Fine, then! Fist of Gothic Greatest Secret Technique:

Fist of Gothic Greatest Secret Technique

{\fs\c&HDEB&}{\c&HF&\fnAdobe Gothic Std B\b}Super Gia{\c&HBEE&}nt Word Dragon !!

Are those giant words?

His thoughts can't possibly have affected my Greatest Secret Technique!

It's sink or swim! I bet it all on this technique!

Heart

-throbbing Delinquent High School

Heart

-throbbing Delinquent High School

It sunk...

Heart

-throbbing

Delinquent

High School

Heart

-throbbing Delinquent High School!{Yankee?

- Spirit}

Are they doing another one?

Heart

-Throbbing

So who gets this question?

Heart

Throbbing

Yes! It's "Heart

-Throbbing!"

Teacher! Please teach us the "Heart

-Throbbing" equation!

Pay attention! Come on, how come you've got nothing but "Heart

-Throbbing" in your heads!

You're disrupting my class!

All "Heart

-Throbbing" students stand out in the hall!

Heart

-Throbbing

To Be Continued

You're the best students ever...

They're all out in the hall! What's with this high school? It's creeping me out!

Heart

-throbbing

Delinquent

High School
Next time

There's gonna be a "next time"?

A transfer student has come to Heart

-Throbbing High School! Her name is Sally!

The whole school will be swept up in a storm of love!

Teach!

Dammit! We'll take revenge for Teach!

The narration doesn't match up with the video!

Dammit! How dare he make me stand in the hall!

You were standing in the hall?

I never expected this! Was this spiky brat really that strong?

Memory Destruction

Oh, no! Now that he's blocked my Fist of Gothic, the Memory Destruction Array is weakening!

I'm remembering something...

Her memory's returning!

Alright! Time for a Torpedo Chant!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

She melted! But why?

Are you feeling better, Miss Torpedo?

Oh, it's you guys. Has the enemy been defeated?

Yes! Her memory's back!

I'm remembering something...

Tennosuke too!

OK, let's do it again!

Wake the f*ck up already!

Chanting Squad

He's real harsh on Tennosuke!

You g*dd*mn brat! How dare you play around with my memory!

You'll pay for this!

I'll blast you to pieces!

I'll blast you to pieces!

Torpedo vs The Poet Concluded!!!

She got me!

Chanting Squad


Why me? Why? Why me? Why?

What just happened?

No way... How could I lose to these guys?

The Poet is defeated!!!

The Poet is defeated!!!

Memory Destruction

Good job, boys.

Thank you, Teacher!

This team works out better than I imagined.

Come to think of it, are Bo

-bobo and the others alright?

Driving School of Hell

Meanwhile, back to Bo

-bobo...

I took too many of their attacks.

They've rearranged my face... {please split}

Never mind that, they turned me into a plane! {please split}

Time to finish you off.

Okay, fine! Let's settle this with a haiku battle instead!

We refuse.

OK, how about this? If you win, I'll tell you where Giga is!

Does that sound better? {Added better}

If that's the case, then I guess so.

We accept.



Fools! I'll take you down while you're distracted!

I'm done.

So am I.

That was fast! Let me see, let me see!

{I'm gonna k*ll you! k*ll you k*ll you k*ll you k*ll I'm gonna k*ll you!!!}

I'm gonna k*ll you!

k*ll you k*ll you k*ll you k*ll

I'm gonna k*ll you!!!

{O Great Babylon! Bring your holy judgment on This accursed fool!!}

Haiku,,,,,,O Great Babylon! Bring your holy judgment on This accursed fool!!

{Spit it out!!! Where is he?!!}

Spit it out!!!

Where is he?!!

{Accursed fool. Accursed fool, Accursed fool!!}

Accursed fool.

Accursed fool, Accursed fool!!!

You morons!

A haiku has to have , , and syllables, and a seasonal word!

You mean like... lpha&HFF&\fnArtBrush}The gleaming silver

The gleaming silver
New fresh leaves are breathing out

A scene of winter

There! Now you got it!

Like I can do that!!!

{Like I can do that!}

But you just did!

So you're the Bo

-bobo that Tsururiina told me about.

Are you Giga?

Gigigigigi

Gigigigi Summer Gi

Is that Lord Giga?

{Is that Lord Giga?}

Seasonal Word

Lord Giga! Why are you watching us?

Just k*lling some time.

I have no more time for crazy games!

I can't embarrass myself in front of Lord Giga!

It's time to end this!

Giga! I swear I'm gonna k*ll you!

Oh, it's on.

Sir Poet and Sir Carman have been defeated!

Strengthen the guard!

Hey, talk to me, what's going on here?

Pana

Poet

Sonic

Carman

Even The Poet and Carman have been defeated.

Six Cyber Knights Wang Longya

Looks like everything's gone to sh*t while I was away. {Seems like everyone's been having trouble while I was away.}

Let us out!

If it weren't for these cages...

I'll break this damn cage!

Let me out!

Quit your shitty tweeting! {Added shitty}

No matter how hard you struggle,

you can't escape from my Fist of the Prison.

What the...? {Added line}

Man, that was a good nap.

Did I really fall asleep in this crappy position? {Flared line}

Well, whatever.

You b*stard!

How did you escape my prison?

And who the hell are you?

Narrator

-Meanwhile, back at the Driving School of Hell...

What're you getting so strung

-up about?

You're no more than time K*llers to me.

You'll pay for what you've done

You'll pay for...

Huh? Since when have you been wearing that hat?

{What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! What you've done!! A scrub brush}


What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



What you've done!!



A scrub brush



A scrub brush

Here's your consolation prize.

...what you've done!!!

What was the point of the hat, nah

-na

-la?

You dare treat us like time K*llers? Who do you take us for?

Giga... What a screwed

-up man.

Oh, it's on.

It's time we showed him just what we can do.

Huh? They're gone!

What's going on? Have we warped or something?

Looks like we've been taken straight to the next foe.

I sense an evil presence.

Are you the one who called us here?

Mama

Okay, little man! It's time for your milk!

Drink it all up!

Huh? Don't be picky now. You have to drink it.

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing?

Bo

-bobo!

Oh my, torpedo!

Oh, it's you guys! What are you doing here?

We finally meet again! Thank goodness!

I have brought you all here with my Fist of the Black Sun.

Who goes there?

I am the last general of the Six Cyber Knights,

and the Emissary of the Black Sun.

Is that man...

What?

Is he an onion or is he garlic?

That's just what I wanted to know!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

This is most unexpected.

It would appear that I am the last of the Six Cyber Knights.

This onion

-head is surprisingly gentlemanly.

But I thought we've only defeated four...

Forget about that, where are we?

This is the core of Cyber City.

The core?

All the energy in Cyber City

is generated by my Fist of the Black Sun.

Cyber City Core

I am incapable of departing from this core.

Thus, I had to invite you here.

Impossible! He can generate enough power for a city all by himself!?

But then... if what this onion

-head says is true...

Alright. I'll take you on.

Wait.

Let me do it.

You must save your strength for when you face Giga.

Unkichi...

Do you mind if I face you?

No problem whatsoever.

You appear to be quite skilled. May I ask for your name?

J.

Six Cyber Knights

Wait... your name is J?

That does not suit you!

Good name.

He complimented him!

Then may I ask you a question in return?

What, exactly, is it that you preach with your fists?

Love.

Love

Love...?

Is that true? Does Softon preach love with his fists?

Sure he does. He's done so all along.

But why?

Because of love, you put your ego and desire to rest,

and restore your mind to its pristine state. How deep.

What are you talking about?

And those to whom Softon's preached love with his fists...

They travel the world on the Softon Wagon...

In search of love!

What the hell are you doing?

Where is the love!?

Softon

Softon

And there they go!

Very well.

Then receive the purification of the flame!

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Electra of Sorrow!!

Full Speed Into Summer!

Why the hell are you trying to surf? {Flared line}

This guy's super strong!

Yeah! If we hadn't turned into summer old dudes, we'd be dead by now!

Was that actually serious?

But now we've seen through your attack!

Yeah!

I'm afraid not.

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Eternal Blue!!

That's nothing!

Double Summer Old Dude Punch!!!

J Guard!!
J Guard!!

D

-Did you say J guard?

This is bad! He's ridiculously strong!

Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Factoria of Youth!!

Are you two alright?

Deathly Faces

Those are some deathly faces, alright...

Boss Pink Twirly

-head... Ya gotta get us satisfaction!

We don't wanna be the losers!

You guys are scary!

But you should be grateful. We put ourselves on the line for your sake!

Yeah, that's right! Whaddya think of that? Touching, isn't it?

Outta my way.

Narrator

-At this moment, Don Patch felt like the time when everyone went to a raffle...

First Prize: Hawaii

Narrator

-and everyone else won a trip to Hawaii...

Narrator

-and all he got was a tissue.

What kind of analogy is that? It's too hard to understand!

Narrator

-And Tennosuke felt like the time he bought a new game,

Narrator

-but his friend beat it before him.{Holy sh*t, I feel his pain, I know exactly how he feels

- Spirit}


That's not any better!

My Fist of the Black Sun is a modern mystery.

It is a burning

-hot cornerstone that can never be solved.

What's this onion

-head talking about?

Come on, you ungrateful pink twirly

-head!

Yeah! Go on and slice and dice and smash and mash him!

What are you guys even talking about? {Added complaining}

Biding your time will do you no good.

Now have at you!

Then don't mind if I do.

There it is!

Our idol, the God of Babylon!

Babylon

{Babylon

Idol?


May God have mercy...

On your soul.
Fist of the Black Sun Secret Technique:

Sin

-colored Catharsis

Sin

-colored Catharsis

Softon!

Narrator

-What happened? He defeated Softon in one blow!

Narrator

-He's strong! This onion

-head is real strong!

Narrator

-Wait, is it an onion? Or garlic? Onion? Garlic? Well, whatever!

Narrator

-What will become of Bo

-bobo?

Softon!

Softon!

Pink Twirly

-head!

Darling!

You guys!

Were you left behind?{LOL!}

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won,

write a haiku in nature and it'll be a masterpiece!

Your lucky food is fresh

-fried pork cutlet!

If you tied,

make sure you can tell the difference between onion and garlic.

And if you lost,

double check to make sure you locked your doors or your bike!

He beat Softon in just one blow?

This onion

-head is strong! Okay, Don Patch...

Let's go for the Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Okay, Bo

-bobo! Transform! Candy Ball!

Is Bobopatch gonna show up again? Or maybe Bobopatchnosuke?

Here we...

Oh no. Fusion failed.

Who's that?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Magical Girl

-chan


-chan

!

The spell of love is

Gabapabitch}!?

Wait, Magical Girl?