Narrator
-As Bo
-bobo and friends were trying out a new opening...
Narrator
-They saw something.
Hey, Bo
-bobo!
I've found the Hair Hunters' base!
Narrator
-It turned out to be the Hair Hunters Z
-Block's base. {Added turned out to be the}
Narrator
-They were attacked by dangerous foes...
Narrator
-And a deadly... plus fearsome trap.
How is this a trap?
Congratulations!
You all got every question right!
No, that buzzer means "incorrect"!
Would you like to say a few words to anyone? {Added anyone}
I'd like to say something to everyone watching this show!
Raw Provider:
Bleeds_Tricolore
(Get up!) Stand up.
Stop dropping dead all the time,
Come and fly away!
Step on it!
b*mb it!
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hurry and hit the gong!
That's the kind of era we're in,
We can't be stopped!
,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!
Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!
Punch a dent into logic!
Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!
Let's jet go! Straight down our path!
I'm an up and coming fighter!
(Like a Phatman)
Like a macho man
Push ahead
Really hard
Like a starving wild challenger!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
(Get up!) Stand up
Kutabatte bakkainna
Buttonde ikou janai
Funbatte
b*mber tte
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hayaku narase gongu
Konna jidai da ze
Oretachi wa tomerarenai
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Get out!
「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher
「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power
Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo
Yes come on!
「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster
「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura
Kakeagare faitaa!
(Like a Phatman)
Binbin macho de
Gangan ittoke!
Banban hard na
Ueta Wild Challenger!
Hi, everyone! Thanks for cheering me on! {Added Hi, e}
Radioman
Radio!
I'm radioman, but I'm...
a TV!
I'm radioman, but I'm...
a TV!
My name's Radioman but I'm a TV!?
No way!
Oh, joy.
New Bo
-bobo is born!
With fishcakes!
Dad's doing his best!
{A new Bo
-bobo is born! With fishcakes! Dad's doing his best!}
You're so surprised you're speechless, huh?
Well then, I'll pull you all, into the TV!
Can't move him...
What're you trying to do?
Get your filthy hands off me!
{sign}
What's your favorite CD?
Wild Challenger, stuff like that...
Won't you come inside? We have snacks!
We have toys too!
And I'll give you yen! How cool does that sound?
Who would fall for that dumb offer!?
yen? You serious?
You'll really give me yen?
We have comics too!
Really? You do?
Boss!
Right, one down!
Boss!
Beauty!
Hatenko and I will go into the TV to save Don Patch. {added Both and will go into the TV to}
If we're not back in half an hour...
call the police. {added immediately}
Whatever...
You b*stard... Look what you've done to Bo
-bobo!
I'll break you for that!
Try damaging me in the slightest, and you'll hurt your precious friends inside! {added Try damaging me and your precious friends}
What?
Watch this!
Hair Hunter News Super
Is this the Hair Hunters' news program?
Good evening everyone. It's time for today's news. {Added today's}
And now for our first news item:
We're in trouble.
They're showing up on TV!!! {Added showing up}
Zero!
It's time for Bo
-bobo and Don Patch's
News News News!
And for our top story... {Flared line}
Today, two wanted criminals were at last caught and arrested. {added were at last caught and}
Hey, that's us!
That's us!
That's us, us,
That's us, us,
rock, paper, scissors!
rock, paper, scissors!
rock, paper, scissors!
I won.
And I lost.
And now, for our next news item. {Added for our }
What's with this news program?
Today, we have an image of the latest car that has hit the market.{Today, a new car has hit the market.}
Really? What kind? What kind?
This kind.
And also this kind!
Good gas mileage!!
Next we have out sports corner. Over to you, Patchmi.
Yes! Thank you, Bo!
Here are your latest sports news for today! {Re
-worded line}
Sports Newspaper
And that was Patchmi's sports news corner!
Now back to you in the studio!{Now we'll go back to the studio!}
We can't read that!
I must say Patchmi, your sports corner is getting more popular by the day.{It seems your sports corner is quite popular.}
Why thank you, I'm so glad to hear that! I research it every day!
I'm getting pissed off just watching these clowns. {Added these clowns}
Huh? Have you seen Hatenko yet? {Added Have you seen Hatenko yet}
That's true, he hasn't made an appearance yet. {Flared line}
Next we have a shocking image sent in from our viewers.{Next we'll show a shocking image sent in from our viewers.}
I love this corner!
Today it's a
ghost photo collection!
Dead Font WalkingShocking Images!
Bloodthirsty Ghost Photo Collection
And here's the first photo. {Added here's }
Are you COOL with that, Hatenko!?
That's all the news we have for you today. {Added we have for you }
Let's finish up by giving you the forecast for tomorrow's weather.
Tomorrow's Weather
Bye
-bye!
Yuriko! You watching?
You're in the way!
I can't see!
It's even worse when you realize that this is being broadcast throughout the entire world!
You've really done as you pleased!
It's too bright!
They found a bad guy! {Added They found a bad guy}
@Adobe Gothic Std B\b\fsShou Mei
{Sign on chest}
I'm Radioman's core, Shou Mei!
Enemy target has been sighted.
{Enemy target has been sighted}
I don't think either one of you know nothing about Z
-Block's secret. {Added You know nothing about}
It'll be a shocking truth for your ears... {Added A shocking truth for your ears}
{What's the secret? I want to know.}
What's the secret? I want to know.
Right then...
Allow me to show you!
-Block
-Block
-Block
-)}G
-Block
-Block
Hair Hunters are ranked in strength in alphabetical order.
But in reality, Z
-Block is the strongest.
Even A
-Block Captain Tokoro Tennosuke
is only as strong as one of our troopers.
What's more, we're , strong!
A
-What did you say?
Ahhh... He got tangled.
That means that it's not us inside the TV,
but the two outside that are in even greater danger.
What's gonna happen to them!?
Let's get this over with!
OK!
Flash of Penitence!
Before the Flash of Penitence, there can be no lies!
You will confess everything!
I confess.
That I, Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo...
-bobo Popularity
-bobo Popularity
Poll . Character you Like:
-bobo
Character you Hate:
Don Patch
tried putting down my friend. {Present tense or past tense: "Tried putting down my friend"?}
You son of a b*tch! That's real low of you! {Added That's real low of you}
And now, it's your turn... to confess!
I confess.
That I, Don Patch...
{optional sign}
reported my friend as a lost child.
Oh, you are such a douchebag! {Added Oh, you are such a}
You want some, b*tch!?
{Friends no more!}
BD Cartoon ShoutFrIends no more!
Now they're squabbling. It's all going to plan. {Flared line}{They're infighting. Just as planned.}
While they do that...
Did he just say they're all as strong as Tennosuke?
Captain, it won't be long before they're annihilated.
What shall we do?
Let's give them dengaku, nah
-la!
Such a cutie... {Added Such a cutie}
Everyone really loves Dengakuman!
Nah
-la
-la!
Don't assume we're generic, ordinary troopers. {We're not really ordinary troopers.}
The hell?
We're actually, in fact...
First
-Rate Chefs!
The First
-Rate Chef Army
Chefs...?
Chefs?
Chefs?
Now let's commence our cooking!{Now to start cooking!}
I'm stuck... {Added I'm stuck...}
Should've guessed they'd be just as dumb as Tennosuke as well.{Well, it seems they're just as stupid as Tennosuke, as well.}
Help me, Bo
-bobo!
Beauty! Heppokomaru!
End of your line for you two!
Bo
-bobo, you're...
I'm sorry, Don Patch.
I've been hiding it for so long, but...
truth is that I'm...
a vampire!{I KNEW IT, IT WAS DIO ALL ALONG AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT UNTIL NOW}
He's a what now!? That's a big scoop! {Added what now}
We vampires can't live in the light. I cannot go on.
I've already been exposed to his light for too long.
So that's why...
you always had a parasol on sunny days.
Dammit, if only I knew beforehand... {Added beforehand}
No, I didn't! I didn't hold a parasol!{What's Bo
-bobo saying here?}
If only I knew...
Stop! I beg of you! Please don't hurt this vampire!
Nooooo! I'm turning into ashes!
Just kidding.
What!?
You dumbass! You were just watching an act! {Added You were just watching an}
Now let's counterattack, Bo
-bobo!
He's really gone!
Hey, please tell me this is a joke?
Right? Someone tell me this was a prank.
Bo
-bobo!
Now some weird guy decided to show up! {Flared line}
I can tell who you are.
You're... Bo
-bobo, aren't you?
Thanks to the Don Patch Keyholder you gave me...
I was able to revive myself.
I am he who has been resurrected from the depths of hell, the incarnation of the Grim Reaper... {God of Death or Grim Reaper?}
Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo
{Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo}
Double Twin
{Double Twin}
MK
II
{MK
-II}
Second!
{Second!}
That's such a redundant name!
Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo Double Twin MK
II Second
Shou Mei, watch as I will defeat you and leave this place. {Added watch as I }
And Don Patch RX Turbo K will lend a hand! {added will end a hand}
Hopeless fools! Even if you defeat me you still can't go outside. {added Hopeless f}
You're stuck in this TV for the rest of your lives!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! {Sounds more like repeated words}
I wanna go outside! Please, I just wanna go outside!
Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo Double Twin MK
-II Second
{sign}
is worthless at doing anything.
Stop acting like a baby!
Do something like pulling something out of your afro like you always do!
What the hell? You only have fishcakes in here!
This means... This means...
This means... This means...
I have no choice but to sell oden!
{sign}
So what would you like, sir? {Added So w}
I'll take a fish roll and a fishcake.
That sounds real tasty! Hope you get your fill! {Flared line}
Oden!
Loyalty
I
-I
-It's moving...
What's going on here?
My fishcake's gone! {Added gone}
I'm going to crash! {Flared line}
Loyalty
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
Assembled!
Battle Armor of Loyalty:
{sign}
Chaos of Oden!
{Chaos = Confused}
Chaos = Confused
I never thought you would wear the legendary armor, Chaos of Oden...
Now I feel better about you...
{Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo Double Twin MkII Second}
Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo {Double Twin MK
II Second
Shou Mei, you may as well give up!
Like I'm gonna do that!
days ago
Dear, you said you found a new job?
Yeah, it's a full
-time position as armor. {Flared line}
Wow! Daddy's gonna be armor!
That's nice...
But I hear there are lots of people being laid off in the armor business.
No need to worry. I'm still as tough as a youngster!
Taeko, Yoshie...
Dad's doing his best!
He's doing his best!
Truth
That customer's awoken his true powers?
Right! Time for me to lend you my power! {Added Time for me to lend you}
Truth
{sign}
Assembled!
Battle Armor of Truth:
Stardust Mossfire!
{sign}
Now, let's get this started.
The dance lesson of death, that is.
I don't think I can win.
At that moment,
Beauty and Heppokomaru were...
T
-The pain...
It's only a matter of time before you guys suffocate!
Help me...
Help me, Brother!
Did you call me, Jiro?
{sign}
I didn't call you, brother.
Z
-Block Base Women's Toilet
That'll be the end of them.
And we didn't even have to make an appearance. {Flared line}{We didn't even have to do anything.}
Phew... made it...
No!!
No, please wait Miss... It's not what you think...
It is what I think!
What do you want? What do you think you're doing here?
Wait... Please... Listen to me for just a second...
What was with that twirly
-head, anyway?
Service!
Are you alright?
Yeah. Let's get moving.
But that was too close of a call. {Reworded line}
That's why I said we should break in from somewhere else. {He said something clever?}
I have one thing to say to you.
This way I am workaholic.
Even if you want to make me happy...
We've got the sunset on the beach.{speech}
As soon as I screamed,{speech}
the chicken boy compromised me so greatest hits{speech}
I think you are the most variable trouble maker, you know?{speech}
You must go ahead!
OK?
How was that one thing?! {LOL}
And did that actually mean anything...?
Whatever...
I'll take you down first!
After this break...
Is the super
-fun
Bo
-boroscope!
Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!
Alright, here we go!
Rock,
paper,
scissors!
Remember whether you won or lost.
Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!
I'll take you down first!
O wind, in the name of the spirit of the forest Jennifer, blow for me!
Reveal your true power to us!
Battle Armor Secret Technique:
Perfect Hajike Block!
{sign}
Alright! Leave it to me!
You dodged it...?
Where are you looking?
I'm not gonna let you lay one finger on my master!
Dad's...
done his best...
For the old man! Eat it! {Added Eat it!}
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Field Trip!
{Field Trip!}
What is this? A technique?
And is it just the two of us?
It's not just the two of you!
@Adobe Gothic Std B\bThe Oden Friends
We're with you too!
Don't count us out!
And this is how our field trip started.
What the hell is going on?
He's gonna break!
Isn't anyone gonna help him!?
He ate my pointy top.
That's why we keep telling you...
Take this, radish!
Can everyone shut the hell up!?
Quiet!{HAHAHAHAHA}
It's way past your bedtime! {HAHAHAHAHA}
Teacher, Shou Mei was being loud and we couldn't sleep.
Radish!
That's not fair, guys!
Shou Mei!
I'll have you atone for all the sins you've committed!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Burning Hand Hell Fire!
Was that really a sin I committed!?
{sign}
{sign}
Captain Dengakuman!
My left hand is like fire, slices through darkness...
And halts evil! {Kyo from KOF much?}
It even has a catchphrase! {It or He?}
Don't get your hopes up. You still can't get out of the TV.
What should we do?
Leave it to me.
I will use a move...
-,)}Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo {\c&HDB&}Double Twin MK
-{\c&HDB&}II Second
That I can only use as Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo Double Twin MK
-II Second...
Fist of the Nose Hair Legendary Reverse Secret Technique:
-bobo Metamorphose!
{Bo
-bobo Metamorphose!}
This move will break the TV and let us outside!
What kind of move is it? Will it really let us outside? {Added really}
We have no other choice.
There's no time! Let's get going!
He's focusing all of his energy into those horns!
Does that mean this move needs those horns to work?
Nope! {LOL PLEASE KEEP THIS}
You don't need them?
Fist of the Nose Hair Reverse Secret Technique:
{Fist of the Nose Hair Reverse Secret Technique:}
{SIGN}
{Fist of the Nose Hair Reverse Secret Technique:}
Bo
-bobo Metamorphose!
{Bo
-bobo Metamorphose!}
What's happening!?
What is that!?
That's Bo
-bobo.
Let this scene be burned in my eyes.
{Victory}
Victory achieved!
{sign}
An egg...
What does that mean!? What are you trying to say!?
It's starting to hatch! {Flared line}
Hair Hunters Z
-Block Deputy Captain Kibahage has arrived.
Adobe Gothic Std B\b}Hair Hunters Z
-Block Deputy Captain Kibahage
An enemy hatched out! {Added hatched}
Congratulations! I'm so happy that you were born!{LOL}
What's wrong with you!?
This is usually the time when you snap back!
I'm so happy! I'm really happy to see this!
Shut up. I can do what I want, idiot.
Something's wrong with Beauty... {AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, that and you're face is f*cked! XD}
Narrator
-Right now, Beauty's head was having a hard time
keeping up with all the rapid changes of the journey, and was in confusion.
I can't keep up!{What's Beauty saying here?}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
It's party time!
Please open your eyes!
Luckiest GuyDon't hesitate.
{Don't hesitate.}
Luckiest GuyJust go ahead,
{Just go ahead,}
Luckiest Guyand do it.
{and do it.}
What was that, you b*tch!?
You better not mess with me!
Sorry... Sorry... Sorry... Sorry...
Sorry... Sorry... Sorry... Sorry...
Sorry... Sorry... Sorry... Sorry...
Sorry... Sorry... Sorry... Sorry...
I'm sorry!
Those are the feathers of the legendary immortal phoenix, Phoenifalco!
Is it possible, that he's going to transform!? {Added Is it possible... that h}
Phoenifalco!
Enter the Immortal Phoenix Phoenifalco!!
{Enter the Immortal Phoenix Phoenifalco!}
And the Phoenix just died!
How come you're dead!? Aren't you the immortal phoenix!? {Changed to How}
Just let me die...
Stop acting like a dead bird! Just take this seriously! {LOL Did the phoenix say "Too Hard" or Felt that"?}
Fine, then. I'll be serious...
I'll be serious...
Elected OfficeSection Manager
Phoenifalco
Episode : The serious section manager arrives.
{Episode : The serious section manager arrives.}
Mr. Kimura, this print has three calculation errors.
I've corrected it now, so make copies of this...
And take them to the sales department...
Who the hell is Kimura!?
I'm a phoenix, so no damage for me! {Added for me}
Ceiling!
Ground!
I don't get it!!!
Beauty, get a hold of yourself!
I don't get it at all!
I don't get what's happening, either... {Added get it all }
Huh?
Hekkun, what happened?
Beauty! {XD}
The fight's about to start! {Added about to start}
It's been five years since you ate me...
But finally I have my chance to defeat you!
Let's do this!
So you're tough enough to be inside me for five years...
Then take this attack!! {extend beginning to include "naraba"}
Five Glasses!!
{Five Glasses!!}
{sign}
In that case...
Disposable Chopsticks!!
{Disposable Chopsticks!}
He used a feint... {Added He used a}
That means I can't use this pollock roe...
{sign}
And with this oolong tea...
my combo is complete!
Damn! That's a dark combo!
Then I have no choice...
I activate this dustcloth!
And... you used two of them!? {Added you used}
It's your turn to choose the stage! {It's official, I've lost IQ points watching this anime and I'm sure this is what people see who doesn't watch anime}
Give me the receipt!
I can't hand it over! I don't know how to use it! {Added I can't hand it over}
I don't get what's going on...
If Bo
-bobo hadn't used the dustcloth...
We'd be dead by now...
You understood that!?
You're digging your own grave...
Am I really?
What?
As long as I have these spectacles, that's enough.
Y
-You don't mean...
Spectacles...
Taclesspec!!
{Taclesspec!!}
He used it! The final magical communication, Taclesspec!
This means all of us will get damaged, too! {Re
-worded line}{This means we'll take damage, too!}
I have to go and buy some taclesspec...
Taclesspec Shop
Taclesspec!
It's all over...
The technical combo, Imperial Purveyor Taclesspec!
What kind of communication is that?
Drop it.
And clutch!
You're not using the spectacles? You're not actually going to use it?
Taclesspec!
Taclesspec is no more than a simple word.
Does this mean your taclesspec is higher than my taclesspec?
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Hell Shrike Drop!!
{sign}
It's a draw!!!
Kristen ITCShe's back!
{Beauty's back!}
That's as far as you'll get!
{sign}
We'll end this with Z
-Block's newest tank model, the P!
A tank?
There's someone weird riding it, though! {Added riding}
No!
They're in deep fear of the tank, Captain. {Added They're in deep fear of }
Let's give them dengaku, nah
-la!
But before that...
We k*ll 'em!!!
Narrator
-Z
-Block's secret weapon...
Narrator
-has arrived without warning.
Narrator
-Do Bo
-bobo and his friends stand a chance?
Narrator
-Is service time already over?
When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember
The gentle dawn that will never come back
I used to wish I would be hurt,
because I thought being hurt would make me happy
I lost things and broke things,
I understood so many things
This year the cherry blossoms will sway too
My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.
What was I drawing again
that had so much hate in it?
How many times will I go in circles
before I understand what weakness is?
I'm struggling and crying again,
But that doesn't mean I can't keep going
To the future ahead of us
Narrator
-And where is Hatenko hiding!? {Added hiding}
Narrator
-{sign}
Now we meet, Captain of the Z
-Block!!
Dengakuman's so cute!
Watch out! He's a hajikelist!
Then we'll have a hajike showdown...
So then it's going to turn out like it always does...
But this guy has some kind of secret!
Is it that he's something from somewhere?
Yes, yes. He's something from somewhere.
Hey, don't be so cryptic! Tell me already!
Next time on Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo:
yet again!
strongest
Dengakuman!!
friends
can we make?
{Our strongest foe yet again! Dengakuman!! How many friends can we make?}
This guy's...
Here's the results for the Bo
-boroscope, nah
-na
-la!
If you won, tea soup will fit right in with your meal, even a Western meal!
If you tied or lost, keep your desk clean!
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01x25 - The New Bo-Bobo with the Old Bo-BoBody!
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.
The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.