SweetDevilStitch{old version, not correct in this episode}
SpiritofHokutoXX Destroyer Ring{old version, not correct in this episode}
denshousha Katatonia{old version, not correct in this episode}
Tsuru Tsururiina IV
Narrator
-The year is AD X.
Narrator
-The dreadful Margarita Empire is using the Hair Hunters to rule all of mankind. {Added Hair Hunters}
Narrator
-To protect the peace and freedom of hair,
Four Lords of Margarita
Narrator
-the man opposing the Margarita Empire...
Narrator
-our hero Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo...
Narrator
-and his company, continue on with their quest. {Added with}
Battleship
Narrator
-Battleship of the Four Lords of Margarita, Bo
-bobo's eternal rival,
Narrator
-had transformed Beauty into a doll. His fortress, Pomade Ring,
Narrator
-floats in the sky.
Pomade Ring
Narrator
-Don Patch, Heppokomaru, Tokoro Tennosuke, and Softon
Narrator
-ascended into the sky with the wings of their hearts.
Narrator
-Meanwhile, L Foodstuffs Stock Co.'s
L Foodstuffs Stock Co.'s Third Sales Department Manager, Suzuki Hiroshi
Narrator
-former Third Sales Department Manager, Suzuki Hiroshi,
Narrator
-was encouraged by Bo
-bobo and company to keep flying.
Narrator
-Bo
-bobo had engaged in a harsh battle
lurSuzu
Narrator
-with Battleship's female assassin, Suzu.
Narrator
-Suzu devoured Bo
-bobo's magnificent cooking, a giant roast fish,
Narrator
-with an intensity that didn't seem to suit her,
Narrator
-and she was defeated.
Serviceman
Narrator
-Amidst all this,
Narrator
-the mysterious Serviceman stood before Heppokomaru,
Narrator
-and Oinkton's restless nights continued.
Oinkton
Narrator
-And lastly, Battleship sent the Battleship Quintet after Bo
-bobo. {Added And lastly,}
Battleship Quintet
Narrator
-But did I just count six of them!?{But why's there six of them!?} {flared line}
Narrator
-In order to save Beauty,
Narrator
-the first challenger on Bo
-bobo's team,
Raw Provider:
Bleeds_Tricolore
Translation:
SystematicChaos
Timing:
StitchOtaku angel_of_chaotix
Karaoke: StitchOtaku, SystematicChaos,
Walker Prescott
Typesetting:
Kazuhiko
Quality Checking:
SpiritofHokutoXX
Encoding:
SweetDevilStitch
Translation Check:
Katatonia
(Get up!) Stand up.
Stop dropping dead all the time,
Come and fly away!
Step on it!
b*mb it!
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hurry and hit the gong!
That's the kind of era we're in,
We can't be stopped!
,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!
Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!
Punch a dent into logic!
Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!
Let's jet go! Straight down our path!
I'm an up and coming fighter!
(Like a Phatman)
Like a macho man
Push ahead
Really hard
Like a starving wild challenger!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
(Get up!) Stand up
Kutabatte bakkainna
Buttonde ikou janai
Funbatte
b*mber tte
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hayaku narase gongu
Konna jidai da ze
Oretachi wa tomerarenai
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Get out!
「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher
「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power
Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo
Yes come on!
「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster
「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura
Kakeagare faitaa!
(Like a Phatman)
Binbin macho de
Gangan ittoke!
Banban hard na
Ueta Wild Challenger!
Narrator
-Heppokomaru, has stepped forward!
Right then, who's gonna be my opponent?
Glad you could make it!
I'm facing all of them!? {flared line}
Also they're a quintet, so why do I see six of them!?
Why did all you decide to show up?{How come all of you are here? Isn't this supposed to be a one on one battle?}
Isn't this supposed to be a one
-on
-one battle?
Huh? Are you sure? {Added Are you sure}
Didn't any of you know?
No one told me.
But even Battleship himself told us about the rule!{But Battleship was the one that made the rule!}{But your boss Battleship set that rule!}
Sorry about that.
We'll go back and take it from the top.
Please wait outside for a moment. {re
-worded line}{Go and wait outside for a bit.}
The Tangled
Nose Hairs of
Destiny!
This'll be
on the test!
The Entangled Nosehair of Destiny: It'll be on the test!
Okay, we're ready now!
So who am I... gonna face... as my opponent...?{If you don't like the alpha, see the stars below for alternative}
So who am I... gonna face... as my opponent...?
So who am I... gonna face... as my opponent...?
{So who am I...}
{gonna face...}
{for my next opponent...?}
How many am I looking at!? And they're all in class!? {Added How many am I looking at!?}
You're late yet again, Heppokomaru. {Added yet}
You'll never pass if you're always late like this. {added you'll never}
Alright, which one of you ate my curry bread!? {I might have said this before but curry bread is basically called roti in punjabi} {Added Alright, w}
This'll probably be on the test.
This is not the time to be writing notes!{flared line}{I don't have time for writing notes!} {ADDED writing notes}
Who am I facing out of you lot?
Let's get this over and done with!
Drop the big guy talk, alright!? {flared line}
We're trying to study for an exam here!
If you want to be loud, that's up to you, but stop disturbing the others who are trying to study!{flared line}
Dammit! He found me out! {HAHAHAHAHHAHA}
What the hell is wrong with you, Bo
-bobo? {flared line}
Warp!
Seriously, he never lets his guard down for a second. {Added for a second}
Honestly.
Go home.
Warp!
Why don't you shut up over there!? {flared line}
I can't concentrate in this environment! {added concentrate}
I'm heading home! {Added heading}
Class president...
What happened to her? {Added line}
Dunno. {Added line}
Heppokomaru,
Go and apologize to her immediately. {immediately}
You're screwing around now!? I said let's get... {Now you're screwing around!?}
I said get out there and apologize!!
You lardass...
Don't you ever take the class president for a fool!
Heppokomaru...
I'm not done yet! One more time!
Move it... Move it...
You're getting... insistent!
You're getting... insistent!
I lost again!
Happy, happy, I'm always happy...
Happy, happy, I'm always happy...
Happy, happy, I'm always happy...
Shut the hell up! Stop singing already...
you fat sumo b*stard!
I wish...
She's really mad.
Hands off.
What's with this treatment I'm getting today?
What did I ever do to them? {Flared line}
What are we fighting for? {Added all}
I don't get it...
Hold up... {Added Hold up}
Welcome!
Now it's changed into a rotating sushi bar! {Added Now it's changed into}
Alright, sir, you can sit here!
We've got some good stuff lined up here!
Don't put it on me!
Don't put soy sauce on me!
Don't put it on me!
Don't... don't put soy sauce...
Don't... don't put soy sauce...
What the hell is going on with this place? {Added with this place}
Who's supposed to be my real opponent? {Added supposed to be}
Loincloth...
Old man, fill 'er up with your High
-Octane!
Yes, sir!
One plate of High
-Octane, coming right up! {Added coming}
Now she's full of High
-Octane!
Alright!
It's time to put the pedal to the... metal!{It's time to burn some rubber!}
It's time to put the pedal to the... metal!{It's time to burn some rubber!}
What did you just do? She won't even move an inch! {Added What did you just do}
I suppose you just can't run on sushi...
That's nothing to say lightly!
That's nothing to say lightly!
I suppose...
I just can't run on sushi...
Give me an answer, Mr. Sushi! {Added Give me an answer}
You can't!
Isn't that right?
Loincloth.
I thought you were defeated by Battleship. So what are you doing here?{Didn't Battleship defeat you? What are you doing here?}
Yo, Heppokomaru!
It's because... I'm one of the Battleship Quintet now! {added It's because}
incloth Taro,
one of the Battleship Quintet
Haven't seen you in ages, Heppokomaru... {Added Haven't seen you in ages}
I still remember what happened to us that day. {added to us}
What do you mean?{What happened what day?}
Looking back, those were good times.
When did I ever do that to you?
Don't just make stuff up! {flared line}
Now that I think about it... this happened too.
Now that I think about it... this happened too.
How about you listen to me first!? {flared line}
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
It's a loincloth festival! Hooray! Hooray!
Grow up, Heppokomaru!
I'm never gonna grow up!{No, I won't grow up!}
I'm sorry for slapping you back then.
When did that ever happen? {Added ever}
In all honesty...
I bet you'd still look good with a loincloth. {Added I bet}
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Who would have known that Heppokomaru had such a sad past? {added ?}
He's the type of fighter who carries his burdens by himself... {Added his}
Alright, then!
From now on, let's all call him Loinclothmaru! {Added let's all call him}
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru!
Loincloth! Loincloth! Loinclothmaru! {This is to trick the viewers that the songs' still going}
Mother...
look that the friends that I've made.
It's alright. I have such wonderful friends by my side now! {Added by my side now}
Pomade Ring Battle
Heppokomaru vs Loincloth Taro
Narrator
-Pomade Ring Battle :
Narrator
-Heppokomaru vs Loincloth Taro
Loincloth,
there's something I need to know... {flared line}
Why have you become one of the Quintet? {Flared line}{Why are you one of the Quintet?}
That's none... of your business!
That's none... of your business!
Red Loincloth Festival
Eat it! {Added Eat it}
Red Loincloth Festival!
Heppokomaru!
Your attacks will always be futile against my Loincloth Assassination Art! {Added will always be}
Red Loincloth Festival!
He wasn't joking when he said that. I know that his Red Loincloth Typhoon... {He's not joking. and I know that h}
is capable of totally canceling out my attacks. {Added can totally cancel}
May
May!
Red Loincloth Typhoon!
Red Loincloth Typhoon!
October
October!
As long as he keeps using the Red Loincloth Typhoon, he'll just cancel out my attacks. {Added he'll}
And on top of that, he's superior to me at hand
-to
-hand combat. {Added And on top of that,}
What should I do...? What can I do!?
What should I do...? What can I do!?
See what I have to put up with?
I'm gonna lose if I don't do anything!
It's time that I handled things from here!
Narrator
-Allow me to explain.
Narrator
-Once Heppokomaru's collar comes off, the seal breaks
Narrator
-and his true power is fully released.
MilkshakeDecember!
Babu!
Narrator
-At the same time, his personality is changed to that of a baby,
Narrator
-but he's totally unaware of that.
Your seal's going to come off now, Heppokomaru!
Let's show him your true power! {Added Let's s}
I thought I'd loosen up, but turns out I strangled him instead...{flared line}{I was trying to get loose, but I tightened myself instead...}
Oh, my... {I can't think of another word to put instead of No, maybe like "Oh my" or "something similar, any ideas?}
Heppokomaru vs. Loincloth Taro: Loincloth Taro is the victor!
Heppokomaru vs. Loincloth Taro: Loincloth Taro is the victor!
Nah, la!
Eat dengaku, na
-la!
Eat...
I lost...
Out of curiosity, how many times did you snap back?
Lemme count... {Added Lemme count}
One.
I'm facing all of them!?
Two.
How many am I looking at!?
Three.
Four.
Five.
Now it's changed into a rotating sushi bar!
Six.
Seven.
Seven times!
You trying to take Beauty's place, you son of a b*tch!?
Heppokomaru
That g*dd*mn brat...
Captain, you need to think before acting like that!{Added like that and you need to think before acting}
Z
-block Trooper A
Why did you warp to them so carelessly? {Added carelessly and warp so and to them}
Z
-block Trooper B
I just wanted to make them eat dengaku, nah
-la! {Added just} {Is it safe to assume he talks like a small child?}
Hair Hunter Z
-block Captain Dengakuman
He's such a cutie...{He's so cute...} {Flared line}
And that's why everyone loves Dengakuman! {Added And t}
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
Flap, flap! Flap, flap!
So, who's following up after that loser? {flared line}{So, who's going next?}
I'll go next.
I'll let you handle this, Bo
-bobo.
Don't let us down.
S.S. Don Patch
Go for it, Bo
-bobo!
Warp!
January st
Calendar,
one of the Battleship quintet
I'm gonna enjoy beating the hell out of my next victim, whoever it is!{flared line}{So who's going to be my victim?}
Where is that watermelon cooling? It's Calendar!
Narrator
-Allow me to explain.
Narrator
-He just shouted "cooling there!" to make it sound like his name "Calendar!"
That's a stretch...
Yeah, seriously.
Narrator
-So, for Pomade Ring Battle :
Pomade Ring Battle : Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo vs Calendar
Narrator
-Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo vs Calendar
The beach is open to the public! {added to the public}
What?
It's open!
Son of a...!
The perfect dive! {Added The perfect d}
Alright!
Time to go swimming! {flared line}
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Stop it! Stop it!
Front stroke! Front stroke! Front stroke!
Front stroke! Front stroke! Front stroke!
Front stroke! Front stroke! Front stroke!
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Do I look like the ocean to you!? {flared line}{I'm not the ocean!}
Of course you don't! {Added you don't}
You're open!
Why don't you show me, what's after January st?
No! You can't! I beg you, don't look!
You ready for it?
You can't! I've never shown it to anyone before!
January *th
It's January *th!
I should just k*ll myself...
Now that you've seen it...
Stop talking about k*lling yourself, idiot!
But I can't live life knowing that you've looked at it!
You should have confidence in yourself! {Added You should h}
February *th
He powered up!!
Hey, you wanna show me March?
OK!
March *th
It's a hitman!!!
Calendar! Quickly, April!
Yes, Commodore!
April *th
He got married!
June th
Look what you just did, you b*stard!
Now I'm completely worthless until June th!
Then take a good long look at me! {shortened line}{If that's the case, then take a look at me!}
If you're just a stub of a calendar, why don't you tear me apart, too!? {ADDED ?}
I'm gonna rip you to shreds! {Added I'm gonna rip}
Alright! Start tearing me apart! {Added Start tearing}
Where should I start ripping him from? {Added start ripping}
Flip. {This is optional if you wanted this word in.}{Is this a word?}
Dammit! There's nothing to rip! {added rip}
Alright, this should make us even. {flared line}
Talk about being unfair! {Added Talk about}
You're just picking random things to laugh at, just because...
You're the main character of this show! {shortened line}{It's all because you're the main character!}
Stop bitching!
Arrrggh! This is why grown
-ups are...
Attack!
You OK there? {Added You OK there}
Who did this to you?
It was probably you...
Don't worry!
I can't go on...
Calendar!
I lost all my pages in this fight.
Farewell...
Calendar!
You really sent him to the grave!
For my father!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Splitting the Fried Chicken g*ng
Splitting the Fried Chicken g*ng!
You managed to dodge my Fist of the Nose Hair! {Added managed to dodge}
Does that mean you're one of the Battleship Quintet?
Got that right. {re
-worded line}
{Member of the Battleship Quintet} June th
Member of the Battleship Quintet
I'm June th, the actual member of the Battleship Quintet.
Let's drink milk on June th!
Losers
Or instead, let's eat a bowl of Tokoroten! {added Or instead and a bowl of}
You guys,
don't turn away from the screen now. {flared line}
He's eating soft
-serve ice cream. Figures.
It's about to start. {added It's about to start.}
You may have dodged my attack, but don't let that get to your head.
Pay close attention to the true Fist of the Nose Hair.{I'll show you the true Fist of the Nose Hair.}
The true Fist of the Nose Hair?
Bo
-bobo World!
Bo
-bobo World!
It's here!
Narrator
-Now in Bo
-bobo World, with the recurring King Nose Hair...
Narrator
-how will this fight turn out?
Narrator
-Can Bo
-bobo's team win against the Quintet
Narrator
-and bring Beauty back to safety?
Narrator
-Bo
-bobo, whatever happens now you must win! {Added whatever happens now}
Crap! {Added Crap}
We forgot to do a "Bo
-bobo Theater" this week!
Well then,
since I didn't have enough screen time...
let's do a "Don Patch Theater" as a special presentation!
Yay!
Life Consultation
Don Patch:
Narrator
-Don Patch: Life Consultation
What would you like to eat, Yakkun?
I'm taking a break from work today, so what should we eat? {Added from work}
Don Patch Consultation Booth
No way... That pig's been waiting on this snowy night...
to tell me about his troubles?
But I took a break from work to go on a date...
Without even taking the pig's feelings into account...
That's it, you're not getting any food from me! {Added That's it, y and from me}
Get off! Get off me!
Get off! Get off me!
Let go! Drop it!
Let go! Drop it!
I mean it! Let go! Stop holding me! Stop it!
I mean it! Let go! Stop holding me! Stop it!
I mean it! Let go! Stop holding me! Stop it!
I mean it! Let go! Stop holding me! Stop it!
Just get off me already!
I'm sorry, Mr. Pig. I'm coming to hear your troubles now!
Okay, Porky Boy. {or Porky Pig, whichever you think works best}{OOOOOOOOOOOOOH PORKY PIG is very tempting, I like both so how's Porky Boy?}
Please tell me all about your troubles... {Added Please t}
Happy, happy, I'm always happy...
Where does happiness come from?
I will go to you again today.
Happiness comes suddenly when I'm sleeping.
If you're happy,
show everyone by raising your arms into the air!
Happy, happy, I'm always happy.
I wish that it would never end.
Happy, happy, We are happy!
Because I am loved...
...forever!
se
Shiawase wa dokokara Yattekuru darou yo
yo
Aaaaaa
ru
Ryoute wo agete karada de arawase yo
se
tte
Shiawase shiawase Bokutachi wa shiawase
Soshite aisareru kara
Eien nii
Get lost...
Bo
-bobo, I've noticed that you have a fatal weakness. {Added I've noticed that }
You mean he gets anxious around people?
No, I don't think that's it.
You must confront your weakness in the World of Babylon!
You're right! I can't grow bigger if I don't eat my green peppers!
He's not talking about what foods to eat! {re
-worded line}{He's not talking about what foods you like!}
This will make Bo
-bobo more powerful. {re
-worded line}{This will give Bo
-bobo even more strength.}
Softon, help me out here!
Next time on Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo:
{sign}
New World Travel Guide!!
Bo
-bobo's
I saw
weakness
backwoods
in the
of
Babylon!
Will somebody please guide us?
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01x19 - The Entangled Nose Hair of Destiny: Who Will Pass the Test?
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.
The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.