(film reel rolling)
- Yeah, I'm trying, okay?
- Yeah, right.
- You ain't all that.
(Dale chuckling)
- Yeah, watch yourself.
- All right, yeah.
- You good?
- I'm good.
- All right, there we go.
(Amanda chuckling)
- Oh my God!
- sh*t!
See, it's not that bad.
- Yeah.
(Dale chuckling)
Yeah. (chuckling)
- Whoa, what the f*ck is that?
- Whoa, wait, stop, what?
(Dale chuckling)
That is not funny!
That is not funny!
(Dale chuckling)
Do you see what he f*cking does?
- See how easy jumping she is?
- Oh my God!
(Dale chuckling)
Are you kidding me?
What, what's wrong?
- We should have reached
the campsite by now.
- What?
- We must have missed a turn somewhere.
- Let me see.
- Yeah.
- Well, I didn't see any
other trails back there.
- Yeah, neither did I.
Hold on!
Yeah, look, the app says,
we should have hit it.
- (sighing) sh*t!
Well, let's just keep going that way,
and if we find the campground, we find it;
if we don't, we'll just come
back and set up for the night.
- All right.
Let me get that.
Where the f*ck we are?
- Don't go!
- What?
- What the f*ck is that?
What the f*ck is that?
- The f*ck!
(eerie music)
Yo, man!
What you doing out here?
Do you think he heard me?
- I don't f*cking know, let's go.
- Come on.
- Let's go.
I'm real serious.
- He might need help.
Yo, you hear me?
Hey, man!
Are you all right?
(eerie music)
- [Dale] What the f*ck?
- [Amanda] Go, go, go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Oh, sh*t!
- [Dale] Okay.
- [Amanda] Oh, God!
Oh, sh*t!
- Don't worry, we're gonna get
back on the trail, all right?
Okay.
Damn!
- Oh God!
sh*t!
- Let's go back on the trail, get a hotel,
everything's gonna be all right.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Everything will be all right.
- Yeah.
- What the f*ck!
- [Dale] Okay, yeah.
- Ugh!
- What the f*ck!
- (exclaiming) Oh, f*ck, f*ck!
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
(mumbling) chill, chill,
chill, chill, chill!
(Dale panting)
Oh!
- Oh, f*ck!
- Oh, f*ck!
Oh my God, oh my God!
- Come on!
All right, let's call the cops, all right?
- Okay.
- f*ck, I don't have any
service, where's your phone?
- It's in, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, f*ck, it's in my bag!
- Here, take this!
Yo, gimme a light, gimme a light.
Where's it at?
- Where's it at?
- I don't know.
Oh, it's the bottom left,
bottom left, bottom-
(chainsaw buzzing)
- No, no, no!
(Amanda panting)
(ominous music)
- f*ck!
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
We're gonna make it.
We're gonna be fine, we're
gonna be fine, it's not real.
I can.
I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can.
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
They're probably gone,
we just have to hide.
We just have to hide till the morning.
Did you see anything?
(Amanda panting)
Do you see anything?
(chainsaw buzzing)
(Amanda screaming)
(intense music)
(chainsaw buzzing)
- Yeah.
Yes, I completely understand.
The problem is that we're just
still looking for a location.
Yeah, exactly, but the thing is
that it's just hard to find something
that has everything that's being asked.
Right.
Okay, listen, don't even worry about it,
okay, we got it, it's good,
we're gonna take care of it.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, bye.
- How did it go?
- Horrible!
Yeah.
We need to find a location
or we are screwed.
- What's our deadline?
- Tonight?
(Hope sighing)
- That's an impossible task!
He knows that, right?
It wasn't even our f*ck up to begin with.
- I know that, but he does not
care at all, (chuckling) so.
(sighing) Listen, we can find something.
There has to be a cabin like...
- Out here?
- Yeah.
- If we go any deeper in these
woods, we are getting shot.
- No, we're not getting
shot, we're not getting shot.
Okay, we're gonna find something.
Dude, listen!
Listen to me!
I did not work three jobs to
put myself through film school,
so I can get fired now.
Uh, not me, uh-uh!
All right, listen, we're
gonna find something.
It's not that late.
It's not that bad.
I feel it.
- It's not that late.
- Get in the car.
(clapping) Come on, come on, Ben.
(upbeat music)
I found a carcass I
should tell a goth girl
I found a corpse to
brighten up her day
She'll make a necklace
Or an ornament
She'll never call me
I'll never take the hint
Hey Morticia theres
some roadkill at the
End of my driveway
Hey Elvira, you can take
away the body, fly away,
You can't stay
Too much to explain
I found a dead snake
saved it for a goth girl
(Ben sighing)
- You ain't need to record
everything, right, Shawn?
- [Shawn] Kevin told me to
never turn this camera off
unless I want to get fired.
- Yes, but I think he meant
when we're sh**ting the movie,
so like behind the scenes kind of stuff.
- I'm not taking any chances.
- All right.
- Ease up on him, all right?
Besides it could be a good look for you
if you pull out this miracle
and get us to property.
- Very true.
Okay, then record away, I don't mind.
(Ben sighing)
(Hope chuckling)
- I think that's everything.
Now let's just go back to the hotel.
- Ben, we're not gonna
have a hotel to go to
if we don't find something.
So my suggestion, I think we
should keep going this way and-
- Keep going!
Man, it's nothing but forest!
- Yeah, but it is cleared up over there,
so maybe there's empty houses
or like a cabin or something.
Look, we're already out here,
so if there's nothing, we just come back.
Eh?
(Ben sighing)
Hey, can you look up if you want to?
- [Ben] (sighing) I barely
got any reception, but...
Well, looks like it's a rental unit.
- [Hope] Okay.
- [Shawn] I'll get it.
- Okay, this cabin is creepy. (chuckling)
It's perfect. (chuckling)
- Yeah, right.
Uh!
I want you to look at that.
- What?
- There's a padlock on the door.
- And?
- Looks like we won't be able to get in,
so we might as well go ahead and go back.
- You're not even gonna knock
on the door? (chuckling)
You're gonna go back
to the hotel back away?
Nah.
- Yeah.
- That's exactly what I'm gonna do
because I don't know if you've
seen any scary movie ever,
but people who look like me
don't last in situations like this.
- Here we go again.
No, you're just a scaredy-cat, okay?
We work our a*s off.
Does anyone notice?
No.
If we can secure a cabin
like this last minute,
dude, imagine, I hear a promotion.
- [Ben] Oh!
Okay, so that's the real story,
you're doing this for the money.
I thought it was for the art.
- [Hope] We're doing it for both.
It's open.
- Oh no!
Hell no!
Hell no!
Hey, f*ck no!
- Hello?
(lady screaming)
Hello?
Dude, I hear somebody!
I just heard a woman scream.
- Well, what does that have to do with us?
We need to go.
- What if somebody needs help?
Dude, you're just gonna go home?
- What do we do?
- Hello?
- Hope, I warn you!
- Ben, don't let me
go alone, please.
- Hope (mumbling)
Hello!
- She really went in the house!
h*, h*!
Shawn, please hit that light!
- Hello?
Hi, are you okay?
- Okay.
Can we go?
- [Hope] Okay, but someone lives here,
like there's an owner, there's
furniture, there's things.
- Okay, that means that we
need to get the f*ck outta
these people's house.
- Hello?
Oh my God! (chuckling)
Dude, it's just a movie!
- Oh, man!
(Hope chuckling)
That's great.
Yeah, let's get the f*ck out then.
- Oh my God!
- Please.
- That is kind of funny
though. (chuckling)
Okay, let's go, let's go!
- I tried, this sh*t ain't funny!
- I tried, dude, let me try.
(Ben mumbling)
(Hope chuckling)
(Hope sighing)
(chuckling) You were scared.
I saw you, you were scared.
- I'm scared.
(Hope chuckling)
(door opening)
(Hope chuckling)
- [Shawn] Hey!
- What?
- You guys hear that?
- What are you doing?
- Oye, oye!
God!
- Trespassing on the property.
- We are so sorry.
Honestly, we just heard
screaming from outside
and we wanted to come in
and check, make sure...
- (chuckling) That's just a movie.
You're trespassing, right?
I would've called the police.
I'm tired of people
breaking into these cabins.
- We are so sorry.
Honestly, we do not mean any trouble.
We are just trying to find the owner
of the cabin to make a deal.
- Deal?
I'm just a property manager,
I don't make no deals.
- But, okay, so we are
a production company,
just looking for a cabin like this,
just to sh**t something for two days.
Very quick scenes.
- Well, they're not even ready yet,
they're still being set up.
- Oh, no, this is perfect.
This is exactly what we need.
- You and a bunch of other people.
Now, look, with all due respect,
I strongly suggest you get
the hell off my property.
- Look, we are so sorry,
but there has to be a way that
we can work something out.
- To be honest with you,
I'm not interested in having
a film crew come in here
and mess up the place.
It's just more work for me.
- Yes, but we have liability insurance,
(manager chuckling)
and we can offer you
$500 a day.
- 1k a day.
(Ben chuckling)
- We are a small company, so that's just-
a little out of our budget.
(manager chuckling)
- Not my problem.
- Okay, I can offer you 750 a day, cash.
All right, we have another
place that we're looking at.
So my apologies.
- Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
750 will work.
- Okay, so we just need your signature
right here at the bottom,
and then we're good.
- Yeah.
This is a handshake deal.
Okay.
So where's the paperwork?
- Okay. (chuckling)
Sorry.
Here is the amount for both days.
- Both days, okay.
(manager sighing)
Okay then, done deal.
Anything else?
- No, it should just be us,
and we'll be outta your hair.
Yeah.
You're welcome to stay
also, if you'd like.
- (chuckling) No, I'd like
to head back into town.
So it's just gonna be you three, right?
- Yeah.
- Nobody else coming?
- No, it's just us until tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Is there anything we should know about?
- No, not really.
Cabins are brand-new,
cleared out a bunch of
woods to build them.
I'm in charge until they get
some official people in here.
Okay then.
Oh, and just be careful
about going too far
back into the woods or messing
with any of the locals.
- Well, why is that?
- Well, some of them are backward folk,
had a whole camp set up,
lived off government welfare.
Sure, (chuckling) they all
spent it all on booze, drugs,
and other one, sl*very stuff.
- Hmm.
- Well, the developer
came in with the police,
rounded them all up, and
then kicked them out.
Poo, they were pissed
about that! (chuckling)
- And, but then what happened to them?
- Well, some of them went
back into town, others left.
Yeah, it's gonna take a bit
for them to get over it,
if you know what I mean.
- Well, you don't have to
worry about that with us,
we're just gonna be in and out.
That's good, that's fine, right?
- Yeah.
(chuckling) Yeah, not a problem.
As far as I'm concerned, next
couple of days are yours.
Okay.
All right.
- Dude, this place is amazing, right?
(Ben sighing)
Ooh, I can't believe we pulled it off!
- We got it super-close.
- Ugh!
- But I never doubted this for a second.
- You're a liar!
- Not even your rookie.
- [Shawn] Thanks.
- Thank you.
Okay, guys,
(Ben and Hope sighing)
cheers to a successful sh**t,
and hopefully please a promotion.
- Yeah, yeah, I'll take a bonus,
a raise, a vacation time.
Anything right about now.
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
(Hope chuckling)
- I just want an easy sh**t.
- Aw!
- Oh!
That's cute.
- That's cute.
Yeah.
(Ben chuckling)
- (chuckling) That's cute.
- Because you haven't
worked with Kevin that much.
- Ugh!
sh**t, I have to call him.
Hey, Kevin!
Yeah, I'm just calling to let you know
that we found a property.
(chuckling) Yeah, you're
gonna really like it.
Yeah, it's no problem.
Oh, that's probably a good idea.
Okay, we're on it.
Okay, all right, bye.
(Hope chuckling)
Yeah.
- [Shawn] What did he say?
He is still filming, but he's
gonna come over right after,
and we gotta take you out to
the woods to run some cable.
- Sorry, f*ck you!
Where's my phone?
My bad!
Come set this up right here.
- Okay.
- You moved the car?
- Yeah, I moved it into the forest
by the end of the driveway,
so the rest of the crew can come in.
- Okay.
(Ben sighing)
- There you go.
- Okay, so we gotta go scout the back.
Shawn, do you have the rest of the gear?
- Yeah, I'm just gonna go outside
and take some pictures to see
how the lighting is out there.
- I can tell you what
the lighting is gonna be.
Pitch f*cking black.
- Okay, but we were
asked to scout the woods,
so that's what we're doing.
- Look, man, we've been
working 24 hours straight.
Can we get some rest, please?
Let's send a rookie to do it.
- No, I'm not sending Shawn out.
We're just gonna take some
pictures, some quick videos.
It's 10 minutes.
10 minutes tops, I promise to you.
- You know you don't get no brownie points
for hustling for Kevin, right?
He's a f*cking as*h*le,
he will work your a*s into the ground.
- Uh, okay, but we gotta just try to
befriend these assholes a little bit.
Ben, I wanna do something
with my film degree,
and this is legit film work, right?
- Yeah.
- So we gotta start
by doing something.
- But you wanna be a director though.
What does location scouting
and pushing f*cking cables
around have to do with anything?
- Well, it's either this
or I go back to serving people salads.
I'm not doing that.
Okay, so, we'll get our break eventually.
- Yeah.
- And I think that this
cabin might be it, honestly, honestly.
- Yeah, I've been saying
that for the past two years.
Oh, what the f*ck is this?
- What?
- [Ben] Some fox five.
Oh, the man sh*t!
(Hope chuckling)
- Holy hell, that is creepy!
- How long you think
they've been out here?
- They're pretty worn.
Shawn, look at this!
- [Ben] Hey, don't touch that!
- (chuckling) They're so ugly.
I'm gonna say they've been here a minute.
You think that, Shawn,
people used to live here?
- [Ben] Oh!
Some cracked out methheads,
they got bulldogs.
- [Hope] Yeah.
- Nah, I think
he was just telling us
that story to scare us.
I mean, people leave sh*t
in the woods all the time,
especially creepy a*s dolls.
- [Hope] Hmm.
- [Shawn] We're not in danger here, right?
- I mean, compared to other
locations we worked at,
it's a penthouse, Hope.
- Yeah, and these cabins
are for rich people.
So you know what they
do when they move in,
they like push out all the
methheads, so we're good.
- [Shawn] Right, just a bunch of stories.
- Yeah, man, I'd be scared.
(sighing) Plus, if Hope
wouldn't have found this place,
Kevin would've been the one to k*ll us.
(ominous music)
- Ugh!
Huh!
I just saw someone.
- [Shawn] What do you mean?
- I think I just saw someone.
- [Shawn] You're seeing things.
Lack of sleep getting to you.
- No, I saw something.
Shawn, did you get on camera?
- [Shawn] No, I didn't see anything.
Hello?
You're seeing things, come on.
Let's get you outta here
and get you some coffee.
- (sighing) Okay.
Ben, look at this!
Now that's awesome!
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think all this will work.
This place is amazing,
especially those woods at night.
- Hmm.
- Phew, it's crazy!
- [Shawn] Yeah, the lights will work,
and we can run plenty of
cables out there, no problem.
- What the hell is this?
What?
- Is that a man?
What the f*ck is he wearing?
Is this in other pictures?
- Yeah, it's in like a lot of them.
I think he was following us.
- [Ben] What the f*ck
is this guy's problem?
- [Shawn] They said the
locals didn't like us, right?
- Yeah, but why would he follow us?
Doesn't make any sense.
- [Ben] Look, man, we paid for this place,
and Kevin's on his way,
and we can't back out unless he...
He'll f*cking k*ll us.
It's gotta be just
somebody messing with us.
We're fine.
- Okay, well, let's just lock everything.
(Hope sighing)
Ben, can you get this one for me, please?
Okay.
(Ben mumbling)
- It's good?
- Yep.
- There's ain't nobody come,
surprise, sneak attack me, eh!
Lord!
- Okay.
Um.
Okay.
I think that should be everything.
Okay, so.
(Kevin banging glass)
Ugh, my God!
- Hi, Hope!
Open the f*cking door, please!
- Did you try the front door?
- Of course, I tried the front
f*cking door, it was locked.
Just like this door is also locked.
Hey, can you please unlock the door?
- Okay, okay, okay, gimme a second.
- Thank you.
The mosquitoes are
feasting on my testicles.
Hell of a way to greet someone.
Oh, long drive, let's see what you got.
Not even real alcohol in this place.
Hey, so can someone please explain to me
why the f*ck you guys have this place
locked up so g*dd*mn tight?
What's the deal with that, huh?
- Well, it's kind of like a long story.
- f*ck it, forget I asked.
No long stories for me,
instead show me around,
gimme a tour.
Not a question, statement.
Gimme a tour.
When I saw the big f*cking pool outside,
I had a good feeling about this place.
And now seeing the inside,
I have a really good
feeling about this place.
I think you guys did it.
I think you guys found a
perfect location for that.
I am proud!
Now let's all stop smiling
and tell me what's the
catch with this place?
- What do you mean "What's
the catch", with what?
- What's the catch?
Sweet child of summary, you gotta know,
there's no such thing
as a perfect location.
Anything that seems perfect
probably has something wrong with it.
So what's wrong with this place?
Are there alligators in the pool?
- Well, earlier we just saw
some people following us,
like they were watching us.
- They were watching you?
- Yeah.
- Did you f*cking charge them?
- Come here, let me show you something.
- A lot of people out
here with nothing to do,
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
- This looks like a full
grown man watching us,
following us.
- Oh!
That's a kid!
That's a kid!
- You know what?
- That's just what they do out here.
Look at where we are,
we're surrounded by trailer
parks and hillbillies.
That's just a kid in a mask.
That's what they do out here for fun.
- What kind of f*cking
kid would be out here
at night like this?
- Well, you see, there's
nothing to worry about.
It's just the type of
kid that lacks direction,
maybe needs a swift kick in
the a*s to steer him right.
Hey, wanna talk for a second?
Okay.
Benjamin, let's not make this a big deal
that you're trying to ruin this again.
So what I want you to do right now with me
is take a big deep yoga
breath, (exhaling) relax,
and get this sh*t out of
your f*cking head, okay?
- I was only trying to
tell you what we saw.
- No, what you're trying
to do is ruin this
'cause that's what you do.
Subconsciously, consciously, I don't know.
But I want you to focus on,
I want you to really concentrate
on is, do not f*ck this up
and ruin it for Hope.
Is that clear?
- Crystal.
- Great.
Good talk, little guy!
I love the place.
It's definitely one of my
best finds we've ever had.
You're gonna love it.
Just hurry up and get out here,
check it out, scope it out,
give it your approval,
and let's get going.
Oh!
Okay, yo, not a problem.
I've got some pictures on my phone.
Let me get them to you right
now, and we'll get this going.
- There's no internet here.
- f*ck!
Okay, slight drawback,
this place has no internet,
so we're gonna get a PA out here,
get these pictures on a hard drive,
get them right back to you
to get this place approved
and start filming.
Yeah, great plan.
Good plan.
Yeah, I'm gonna spend the
night out here with the scouts,
getting early start in the morning.
- No!
No, we don't feel
comfortable staying here.
- Totally comfortable, plenty
of beds, plenty of space,
you even have your own bath.
- No, we don't wanna stay here at all.
- Listen, I'm not gonna hold
you against your will, okay?
If you want to go, f*cking go,
but just don't expect to
come back tomorrow, okay?
- Yeah, we're all good.
- Listen.
What do you wanna do?
- Oh God!
He really likes the place,
but I have just like this bad feeling.
I mean, he's willing to
stay with us tonight,
and the groups will get
here early tomorrow.
So I dunno, just pack your things
and let's feel it out.
- Okay.
- (screaming) Oh my God!
There's somebody outside!
I just saw somebody outside.
- [Kevin] What the f*ck?
- I just saw someone outside.
- You saw someone outside?
- Yes, they were right behind Ben.
- Oh my God!
- I don't see anyone.
I don't see anyone.
Come on, guys!
What the f*ck is wrong
with the two of you?
- [Shawn] I saw something.
- You saw it too?
You got a camera, did
you f*cking record it?
- [Shawn] I don't know, we could check.
- All right, come here, lemme see it.
(visitor knocking door)
- Is that the PA?
- No, they wouldn't have
gotten here that fast.
You definitely heard knocking?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(suspenseful music)
Hello?
Hello?
- [Ben] Okay, somebody's
definitely f*cking with us.
- Yeah, it's a prank.
Kids play prank, it's what they do.
Ding-dong ditch.
It's nothing, we're totally fine.
Come on, man.
Let's go!
(Kevin sighing)
- That property manager did say
they pissed a lot of people
off when they built this cabin.
- Yeah, of course, they did.
They built this cabin
in the middle of their
luscious trailer home,
they're gonna be pissed off,
but we need to remind
them that we're here now
trying to sh**t a f*cking movie.
And it has to be abundantly clear to them
that this sh*t will
absolutely not f*cking fly.
- I get that.
I get it, but Hope says, she
saw somebody in the window,
and we gotta do something.
- Oh!
- We can't just stand here.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Don't get excited, stay calm.
Remember, it's kids, they're children.
It's just harmless, silly
little kids playing a game.
That's all.
(visitor knocking door)
f*ck me, these little kids are
about to get an a*s whooping.
(intense music)
What the f*ck is that?
Boy, huh!
(Kevin sighing)
Come on.
Hi, kids!
How are we doing?
Trick or treat?
Happy Halloween!
What are we doing, guys?
Got nothing else to do out here.
You're done f*cking each
other in the trailer parks,
you come out here to play
with the movie stars.
Well, let me explain
something to you, assholes.
We're trying to make
a f*cking movie, okay?
So if you wanna come watch, cool,
but leave us the f*ck alone,
and take the creepy masks off.
And if you guys can't do that,
then you guys can just turn
the f*ck around and leave.
- Kevin, get back in
the f*cking house, man!
- Will you just man the f*ck up?
They're not gonna do anything,
it's a bunch of kids, you p*ssy!
(Hammer striking on Kevin's face)
- [Ben] Oh, what the f*ck!
What the f*ck?
- [Hope] Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my-
- [Ben] f*ck!
(Hope panting)
- [Hope] Oh my God!
- [Ben] f*ck!
- Did we just see Kevin get k*lled?
Did they m*rder*d?
- f*ck!
Hold on, give me a sec.
- Why did they do that?
- Okay, okay, okay, we need to-
- Why did they do that?
- All right, take a deep
breath, take a deep breath.
- We haven't done anything to them.
Why would they do that?
- If we do that, we need you.
- Well, I don't understand,
they f*cking k*lled him.
Why would they do that?
Why would they do the f*ck?
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- Those are the guys who
have been stalking us.
- Okay, okay, we need to call someone.
Do you have service?
Do you have service?
- f*ck, we never (mumbling)
- What, you like, holy!
Shawn, you f*cking have service?
- I don't, but I had the
entire time we've been here.
- I don't have any service.
(visitor knocking door)
- [Ben] What the f*ck is that?
- [Shawn] It's a cell jammer.
- [Ben] A what?
- [Shawn] It blocks the cell
signal from a certain range.
- Where did they get something like that?
Okay.
Okay, this is not important.
Okay, if we can't call anyone,
we have to wait until the crew comes.
f*ck, but they cannot get inside.
We locked everything?
We locked everything, right?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Kevin.
- Oh, sh*t!
- Oh, (mumbling)
- Ugh!
Okay, is that everything?
- Yeah, I think so.
- [Hope] No, I need you to be sure, Ben.
Is that everything?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's everything.
- Okay.
Okay, guys, I think we're okay.
Everything's locked, so.
(Ben sighing)
- Flashlights!
- It's flashlights, right.
- Flashlight.
- Shawn, can you just record
constantly moving forward?
- [Shawn] I've been
rolling since the start.
- (sighing) Thank you.
- [Ben] What are they doing?
- [Hope] I don't know.
Guys, the rest of the crew
should be coming soon,
so we just have to wait it out and...
- [Ben] Yeah, I think that's the plan.
- [Shawn] I agree.
I don't wanna go out
there unless we have to.
- [Hope] Okay, but we also
have no way of contacting them,
so I don't even know when
they're actually coming.
- [Ben] It's better than being
out there waiting for them.
- [Hope] Okay, okay.
I know that they wrapped not too long ago,
so they should be here relatively soon.
- [Ben] Okay, but what
about before then, right?
What if they come inside?
- [Hope] This looks like
a hunting cabin, right?
- [Ben] Yeah.
- [Hope] Okay, well,
let's look for something.
- [Ben] Okay.
- [Hope] There has to be something.
- Wait a second!
Shawn, you take this!
Oh, f*ck, I know this is-
Oh!
I got a knife.
- Me too.
- Oh, perfect!
- You take this one.
- Okay.
- Careful.
- Let's go!
- Careful, careful, careful.
(Hope sighing)
(Hope screaming)
It's a TV.
- [Ben] I thought the power was out.
What are these?
- [Hope] I don't know.
(ominous music)
What the f*ck?
Is that this room?
(eerie music)
What the sh*t?
No, no, no, no, no!
What is that?
(woman sobbing and panting)
(lawn mower starting)
(lawn mower roaring)
No!
- What the f*ck!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
(woman sobbing and panting)
(lawn mower roaring)
Oh, sh*t!
No, I can't see that!
I can't see, I can't see that!
I can't watch that, I can't watch that!
- f*ck!
- I can't watch that!
I can't watch that.
Okay.
They've done this before,
they're gonna f*cking do this to us,
they'll f*cking do this to us.
I think this is a threat, dude!
This is a threat.
- A threat?
- Yeah.
- No, this is a f*cking promise.
(Hope panting)
- So what do we do?
(Hope panting)
- f*ck!
- They're gonna come inside.
(masked K*llers knocking door)
- Hmm.
- What the f*ck do they want?
- They can't (mumbling)
- Don't just stand there.
What the f*ck do you want?
- What?
Want what?
- We'll give you anything,
we'll give you absolutely anything.
What is it?
Just say it.
- No.
- Y'all are f*cking-
- What?
- Y'all got sh*t f*cked up!
- What?
- No.
- No, I haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything.
I'm not letting them take you.
- What have I done to you?
- It doesn't make any f*cking sense.
- No, Ben, I think they're confused.
- It doesn't make any f*cking sense.
No, no, no.
- Listen, listen.
- I don't give a f*ck-
- Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, I'm just an assistant.
- It doesn't matter.
- I don't have anything.
- That doesn't matter,
that doesn't matter.
- Ben, I don't have-
- They're f*cked up in the head,
they don't need a f*cking motive, okay?
- I don't have anything.
- They're just messing with us.
The film crew will be
here any second, okay?
We just gotta wait, all right?
I don't know, I don't
know, but we gotta wait.
- I can't even-
- All right,
I'm not letting anything happen
to neither one of y'all, all right?
(eerie music)
- This has been this easy for you to say
because they don't f*cking want you.
I don't understand.
I haven't done anything.
What the f*ck!
(eerie music)
Um.
Um, okay.
Why are you doing this?
I don't understand.
We are not from here,
so I completely understand
why you might be upset,
but we haven't done anything.
And if you just let us
leave, we will just,
we won't say anything.
Right?
I feel like you're not
like the other ones, right?
Maybe you got caught up in something.
Listen, I've done some sh*t too,
so I'm human, you're human.
I can look past this, all right?
But if you just let us go
through the back, maybe,
I don't know.
Even if I wanted to go to
the police, I couldn't.
I don't even know what you look like,
I don't know what the
other ones look like,
so we can just work something out, right?
Right?
Huh!
(Hope sighing)
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
I tried something.
f*ck!
Okay, well, that did not work.
- What the f*ck did you expect, Hope?
- I had to try something,
I don't wanna just-
- You can't reason with-
- Like stand around.
- f*cking lunatics.
Oh, f*ck!
- Wait, Ben, I hear something!
I hear something.
Oh my God, I think it's
a PA that Kevin sent.
Oh, well, thank God 'cause we can get-
- No!
- The f*ck outta here.
- No, no, no!
No!
(Ben sighing)
- [Hope] Oh, f*ck, but
she's gonna get outside.
I don't have any service,
I can't call her.
No, I can't have her get outta the car.
- Oh, f*ck!
(masked k*ller banging on glass door pane)
- Oh, f*ck!
- f*ck!
g*dd*mn!
- m*therf*cker!
- [Ben] f*ck!
- Okay, wait, okay.
- You're f*cking
kidding me, man.
- All right.
I think she's gonna-
- Some f*cking bullshit.
(Hope breathing noisily)
- Okay, I gotta-
- What do we-
- Go out there and get her.
- No, why?
- What do you mean "No"?
- You're outnumbered, dude.
- I don't give a f*ck!
- Who the f*ck are you-
- We gotta go
f*cking get her, man!
- No!
- We can't just leave her by herself.
- [Hope] Please, please.
I need you to think about this
for one second.
- Think about what, Hope?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- It's not the time
I f*cking pick-
- No, no, no, no, no.
If you go outside, you are f*cking dying,
and she's f*cking dying.
- She's out there by herself.
- Okay, but you're just gonna walk outside
with nothing.
- I don't know,
I don't wanna see
anybody else die tonight.
You gonna fight them with your hands?
You even got...
People are outside.
- f*ck!
(phone beeping)
- Wait, I heard...
Was that my phone?
Wait, wait.
Was that your phone?
(phone beeping)
- Oh!
- Okay, I got sent
something, but I didn't...
I thought we had no service, Shawn?
- [Shawn] It's an airdrop,
you don't need service
for them to send that.
- Got it.
- Okay, should I open?
(Kate sobbing)
- No!
Wait!
Wait!
No!
Aiye!
Aiye!
Oh, wait!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
(Kate sobbing)
- f*ck, they have Kate?
- Yeah, right there.
- They're f*cking dragging
her, dude! (sobbing)
(Kate sobbing)
- What did I do?
- sh*t!
f*ck!
What are they doing?
(Kate sobbing)
- f*ck you!
f*ck, sh*t!
f*ck!
Oh, they're gonna hurt her!
(Kate sobbing)
- No!
Uh-huh.
(Kate sobbing)
Please damn the...
What did I do? (sobbing)
What did I do? (sobbing)
- [Ben] Turn it off!
- No!
I need to know what they're (mumbling)
- Hope, turn it off.
- No, I need to know
what they're doing to...
Oh my!
- It's gonna hurt.
(Kate sobbing)
Help me! (sobbing)
Help me! (sobbing)
- They had f*cking
planned this sh*t for...
Oh my God!
Oh my f*cking!
- Somebody help me!
(Kate crying)
(Kate screaming)
(Kate crying)
- Hope, turn it off!
Turn it off, turn it off!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
(Kate crying)
(Kate screaming)
(Kate crying)
- Oh my God!
Oh my f*cking!
(Kate screaming)
This is my fault, Ben!
- You got nothing to do with it.
- This is my fault.
- No, no, no, no!
- No, they're literally saying
that they're doing this-
- They're f*cking with us, Hope.
- What am I supposed to-
- Stop, just don't...
Stop, stop!
Okay?
They're f*cking with us!
Okay?
- They're f*cking with us!
- They are f*cking with us
They want us, they wanna make us shoes.
- Listen!
Listen, listen, listen!
- They wanna make us...
No, no, no!
- Listen!
Shut up!
If I don't go out to this...
(phone beeping)
They just airdropped me again.
What the f*ck?
Do I f*cking open this sort of?
(somber music)
- (sobbing) They f*cking k*lled Kate.
- h*, h*, h*, Hope!
I don't know what you saw.
(masked K*llers knocking door)
- [Hope] We just need to
make it to Kate's car fast.
- [Ben] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe we can make a distraction, right?
Somebody grabs the attention,
the other person breaks to the car.
- [Shawn] I don't wanna go out there!
- [Hope] Wait, wait guys.
Oh, sh*t!
- [Ben] What the hell he is he doing?
(eerie music)
- [Hope] No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
(Hope sighing)
- [Ben] What the f*ck!
God!
- Okay, a new plan.
We need to think of something else.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
- We definitely need to
come up with a plan fast.
We need to think.
Okay, so they're obviously
in the f*cking front.
So we gotta try to bury.
- [Shawn] Hey, I don't wanna go out there.
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
- (sighing) So-
- We don't know how I have to go.
- What do you mean?
What are you thinking?
- How far is that jammer signal?
- [Shawn] Probably 50 to 100 yards max.
- That's far.
That doesn't, no, mm-hmm.
- Okay, okay.
I'll go.
- What?
No, no, no, no, no, Ben,
you're not going, you're not going.
No, no, no, we saw Kate die, okay?
I'm not letting you go outside.
- Hope, we don't have time for this.
Okay, I'm the fastest
and the strongest here.
- No, no, no, no!
- We are running outta options.
All right, we gotta do
something before it's too late.
- Take my phone.
- Okay.
Do you have everything to do?
- Yeah.
Look, I'm gonna be recording
the whole time, all right?
- Okay.
- All right.
Plus I got a knife on
me, if anything happen,
but nothing is gonna happen.
- Okay.
- All right,
I'll be right back.
- Okay.
- Stay here.
(Hope mumbling)
(Ben opening door)
(Hope closing door)
- [Ben] All right, let's get it.
Okay, man, you got this,
you got this, you got this.
(Ben panting)
(suspenseful music)
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh yeah.
(Ben panting)
Oh, sh*t!
f*ck!
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
f*ck!
Okay.
- Okay.
Are you okay, Shawn?
Oh God!
Give me the camera, give it to me.
Okay, deep breath, come here.
Come here, look at me.
Look at me.
It's gonna be fine.
(thrilling music)
(Ben panting)
- Still no signal.
f*ck!
Okay, what I'm gonna do?
What I'm gonna do?
Okay, okay, okay.
- [Hope] Deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
- Yes.
- [Hope] And trust Ben.
- What the f*ck is this, bro?
(eerie music)
What the f*ck!
Oh, sh*t!
f*ck!
Open the door!
Open the door!
Open the f*cking door!
f*ck!
f*ck!
Ugh!
Oh, f*ck!
f*ck!
(Ben panting)
- [Hope] Did you get anything?
(Ben breathing noisily)
- I couldn't reach it.
I couldn't get a f*cking signal, man.
It must be farther out.
I couldn't make it.
f*ck!
They put somebody in a f*cking trash can.
- [Hope] What?
- There's a f*cking dead
body in the trash can, Hope.
(Ben sighing)
What are we gonna do?
- [Hope] It's okay, I'm
just glad you're back.
Where is the other one?
- f*ck, I don't know.
We lock this place up, right?
Like there's no other way they can get in.
- Oh, f*ck!
We need to double-check.
Okay.
- f*ck!
(sighing) That's everything.
- It's okay.
I did the living room, Shawn did upstairs,
you did the kitchen, I think.
- Yeah.
(metals clanging)
- [Hope] Ben, did you hear that?
- [Ben] Unfortunately!
Oh, when is this gonna end?
- [Hope] Oh, no!
Oh, no, no, no (mumbling)
- [Ben] Oh, sh*t!
- [Hope] I wasn't like that before.
- f*ck, yeah.
You've got to get the f*ck outta here!
- Oh!
- Oh, sh*t!
h*, h*, h*!
(Ben striking masked k*ller with a rod)
(Hope groaning)
(eerie music continues)
(thrilling music)
- Okay, I think we're gonna...
We need to get the f*ck outta here.
They're gonna burn this place down.
- No.
- No, no!
- Really we got no option.
- (sighing) It's okay.
So what's the plan?
- I need all of us recording
at all times, you understand?
So if something happens
to us, we have evidence,
so we can take these sick f*ck down.
Do you understand me?
Okay.
- (sighing) All right.
- Okay, this door here
that goes out the back,
we're gonna try to go to my car,
get the f*ck outta here.
Okay?
- And if they follow us
over there, they get us.
- Run.
Just run.
Run like hell and get the...
I don't know.
If just one of us gets
out, we can get help, okay?
Just one of us.
- [Shawn] I don't wanna go out there.
No, no, no!
- I'm sorry, Shawn.
- No, no, no-
- I didn't mean to-
- We can do this, we can do this.
You can do this, all right?
(sighing) We just gotta run.
- Yeah.
- Run, don't stop, no matter what.
- Yeah.
- And don't freeze up.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, this is...
I know this is my fault, and I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to put you in
this position.
- Hope, no, no, no, no,
- This is my fault, it is.
- It's not your fault.
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay?
- I'm so sorry.
- It's not your fault.
This is some bullshit!
All right?
- Yeah.
- But we're gonna get out of it.
- Okay.
- I promise that.
We're gonna be fine.
- Okay.
- We are going to be fine.
- Yeah.
- We got this?
- Yeah.
- [Ben] Let's do this.
- Are you ready?
- You got this sh*t?
You got it?
- Yeah.
Okay.
I go out this way.
- [Ben] All right, let's go!
(Hope screaming)
(Hope sighing)
(eerie music)
(Hope panting)
- Okay, where's my car?
Where's my f*cking car?
I just need to get in my car.
Okay.
Okay.
(Hope panting)
Okay.
(Hope panting)
Okay.
- [Ben] f*ck!
Shawn, where's Hope?
Shawn, where's Hope?
Oh, f*ck!
- Get the...
Get the...
f*ck!
f*ck!
Ah!
b*tch!
You f*cking b*tch!
Shawn?
Shawn?
What the f*ck?
Where the f*ck did he go?
sh*t!
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
Okay.
(eerie music)
(Ben panting)
Shawn?
(eerie music)
Okay.
(Shawn panting)
- [Shawn] f*ck, man!
What a f*cking day!
(Shawn panting)
Okay.
Keep it together, Shawn.
Keep it together, Shawn.
f*ck!
You're fine, you're gonna
get outta here, man.
Come on.
(eerie music)
- [Hope] Huh!
(Hope panting)
Ugh!
What the f*ck!
Was that you?
It's okay, it's okay, calm down.
Oh my God (mumbling)
(eerie music)
It's okay, it's okay, calm down now.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
(Hope mumbling)
(Hope panting)
- Okay.
(Hope panting)
sh*t, I'm f*cked!
It's okay.
(masked k*ller striking with a rod)
(Hope screaming)
(Hope panting)
What the f*ck was that?
- [Ben] f*ck!
(Ben mumbling)
Oh, where the f*ck is Shawn going?
Okay, okay.
(Ben panting)
(Ben mumbling)
(Ben panting)
(eerie music)
(Hope mumbling)
- [Hope] Ugh!
Oh my God, my God!
(eerie music)
Okay, okay.
(Hope panting)
Where are the keys?
Where are the keys?
Where are the keys?
Where the f*ck are the keys?
Ugh!
(chainsaw buzzing)
Uh!
Ugh, sh*t!
(Shawn mumbling)
- [Shawn] Yeah, yeah, f*ck!
f*ck!
(Shawn sighing)
Ah!
(Shawn mumbling)
sh*t!
(Shawn mumbling)
Goddammit!
(Shawn panting)
Goddammit!
f*ck, f*ck!
f*ck, f*ck!
(Shawn panting)
Okay, this is where my range come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please!
Yes.
My God, it's like luck. (chuckling)
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
(chuckling) Nine, one, one.
(Shawn chuckling)
(eerie music)
Ugh!
Ah-ah-ah!
(eerie music)
- [Hope] f*ck!
Oh f*ck!
Oh f*ck!
Oh my God!
I mean, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Where is the car...
Ugh, oh my God!
Hello?
Hello?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, please stop!
Hey, hey, hey, stop!
(Hope panting)
- What the hell happened?
- I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
(Hope panting)
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry.
We had people stalking us
and they came into the cabin
and they f*cking k*lled one of us.
Can you take me to the
police station, please?
- Yeah, of course.
I'll take you to the police.
- Thank you.
- Oh my God, thank you.
Can you just drive a
little faster, please?
- I'm going as fast as I can.
- Thank you.
Okay, but can you just
drive a little faster?
I just told you what happened, dude!
- Gotta be real careful this time,
and that means a lot of animals
gonna run out into the road-
- Are you f*cking serious?
- And jump out in front of me,
on account of the headlights.
Yeah.
- Did you not just hear
what I just said?
Because my friends are still out there,
I just told you what happened.
Trust me, you clip a deer,
they're gonna be real painful.
- Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Where are you going?
You just passed the turn,
and the turn is that way.
- Your story don't make no sense.
I just wanna check it out myself.
- Wait!
(Hope panting)
Wait!
Wait a second!
Are you on this too?
You should have set us up.
- No, sweetheart, I did not set you up.
And I assure you
it'll be over real soon.
- Ugh!
- Ah!
Oh!
- Ah!
(manager moaning)
- Huh, huh!
Huh!
(Hope sobbing)
God!
- (sighing) Who the f*ck!
Okay, okay, okay.
What the f*ck this sh*t (mumbling)
f*ck!
Okay, okay.
(Ben mumbling)
I gotta get to the wall.
Where the f*ck is the wall?
(chainsaw buzzing)
(Ben mumbling)
Oh no!
No, no, no, hell, no!
Not me.
(Ben panting)
f*ck!
Where the f*ck are they?
Where the f*ck (mumbling)
Okay, okay.
(chainsaw buzzing)
Oh!
f*ck!
Oh God!
(Ben mumbling)
What the f*ck?
f*ck, man, I can't get
the f*ck outta here, man.
sh*t!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
(chainsaw buzzing)
(Ben panting)
This is not for the cammie.
f*ck!
Okay.
Okay, it's (mumbling)
(eerie music)
(Ben panting)
(chainsaw buzzing)
What the f*ck!
f*ck! (chuckling)
What the f*ck, man!
(Ben panting)
What the f*ck!
f*ck!
f*ck!
Shawn?
(chainsaw buzzing)
Let me go!
- [Hope] Let me get the f*ck out!
(Hope sobbing)
f*ck!
Okay.
f*ck!
(eerie music)
(Hope mumbling)
(Hope panting)
Where the f*ck am I going?
I think this way.
No!
- [Hope] f*ck!
(Hope panting)
Okay, I don't have a whole lot of time,
these people are looking for me.
My name is Hope Salazar,
I came out to the woods
with my production company,
I'm a location scout.
We found a cabin,
we were gonna film some things,
and some masked men came
and they attacked our producer, Kevin;
and our PA, Kate.
They k*lled both of them,
and I saw it, and it's my fault.
(Hope panting)
Okay, okay.
I'm making this for my parents.
I'm sorry, you have to see me like this.
But (panting) I have to say, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I spent years working
so many f*cking sh*t a*s
jobs that weren't worth it,
and I got this job
and I thought that maybe
I could show you something
and I could be a filmmaker,
I could move up, and I can
take care of both of you.
(eerie music)
I could have been doing
that this whole time,
I don't need any of this f*cking job.
And I'm sorry.
I'm so f*cking sorry.
I love you both so much.
Okay, I don't know if I'm gonna,
I don't know if I'm
gonna make it outta here,
but I'm gonna f*cking try.
(eerie music)
Oh!
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
sh*t!
(eerie music)
(somebody breathing heavily)
What the f*ck!
(somebody breathing heavily)
(Hogan sobbing)
Ugh!
(somebody breathing heavily)
Ugh!
I don't see anything.
(somebody breathing heavily)
(Hope mumbling)
(somebody breathing heavily)
(Hogan striking masked
k*ller with a stone)
(Hogan screaming)
(Hogan striking masked
k*ller with a stone)
(Hogan panting)
Ugh!
(thrilling music)
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
(Hogan panting)
I'm f*cking lost!
Oh, sh*t!
What's that noise?
Huh!
Ah!
(chainsaw buzzing)
(Hope retching)
Oh my God!
(Hope moaning in pain)
(chainsaw buzzing)
(Hope panting)
Ugh!
(Hope stabbing masked k*ller)
Ugh!
f*ck!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Huh!
Huh!
(Hope retching)
(Hope moaning)
- After all the work to compile
the footage of that night,
how does it feel to finally
be able to share your story
and the story of those that
fell victim that night?
- Oh, it's been very surreal.
I've been feeling this obligation
to make this and show the
world just how courageous
and brave my friends
and my colleagues were.
(chuckling) If it wasn't for them,
I wouldn't even be here right now.
So (sighing) my goal was to
show the world that they were heroes,
and they deserve to be recognized.
- With the film's release,
you're undoubtedly gonna be
thrust into the limelight,
especially with all the early
reviews from the documentary.
Are you prepared for this?
- I have never been in this for fame,
I just wanted to do this for my friends.
And any proceeds from screenings
and whatnot are gonna
be donated to charity.
- Hmm.
Well, it sounds like this could
be your first and last film.
- I don't know, we'll see.
For right now, I need to just
take in everything day by day,
I'm not in any rush.
- Well, your story is
truly inspiring, Hope.
Against all odds, you managed
to survive that night.
What would you say to others
facing adversity in their own lives?
- I would say,
you are not alone,
and don't give up.
- There's a detail
that's still bugging me.
In the police report you
mentioned encountering
five masked individuals,
but the police only ever
recovered four bodies.
Do you worry that there's still someone
from that night out there?
- Hmm, no, I trust our law enforcement.
They did their job that night,
and I trust that I'm safe.
I don't want to live in fear,
and I don't wanna live in the past either,
so I would like to just move on.
- It's been a real pleasure
talking with you, Hope,
and I appreciate how candid
you've been with me today.
I'll let you know when the story runs.
- Thank you for taking the time.
(somber music)
(somebody breathing heavily)
(door opening)
(somebody breathing heavily)
(eerie music)
(somebody breathing heavily)
(eerie music)
- Ugh!
(Hope panting)
(somber music continues)
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