01x01 - Million Dollar Lies

[bunniefuu]

[clock ticking]

[dramatic musical flourish]

[Spencer]

This is, by far, the craziest thing

I've ever done in my life.

We're about to see a game play out.

Twenty strangers trapped

in a house for 10 days

-[Stein] This is eerie, huh?

-I'm freaking out.

Get me out of here.

[Simu Liu] with the money clock

climbing to a million dollars.

[cheering]

I could literally taste the money.

[Simu] They can wait out the clock

and split that money with everybody else,

or make their escape

and steal the money for themselves.

Oh no!

We're prisoners and we're prison guards.

[Simu] To steal it,

all you have to do is get in the car,

but protecting it, is the gate,

closed by the press of a button.

[Shane]

Dude, look how far the gate is, though.

[exhales]

I've got a big decision to make.

Do I stay or do I go?

Every dollar that goes on

that clock is a temptation.

[Simu]

They'll have to stay alert at all times

because there are 10 locked exits.

[Demi] Nobody's gonna be

getting any sleep.

I hate everyone more every day.

[Simu] If they go green,

it's a race to get out.

[Lindsey]

This is about strategy.

Let us out! Let us out!

[Simu] But they've got

to get away before being spotted

and the alarm is thrown.

-[alarm blaring]

-[Susan] Hit the button! Hit the button!

I was so close!

I don't know if I'm more offended

by the run or the dance.

[contestant laughing]

Oh! Dude, she ate it.

Please come get me.

It's a wicked game we're playing,

a wicked game.

-[screams]

-[Demi] [bleep], Steven!

This is not the time or the place,

and don't block my camera.

-We're terrible in this game.

-[laughs] I know.

You guys [bleep] this up.

[Spencer]

Somebody got out.

-[contestant] What?

-[Clare] [screaming] Nooo!

-[Kim] Is this a joke?

-[Susan] Ugh!

I am desperate

to get out of this house.

No, you're not allowed

to block me like that!

You come for me, don't miss.

[Doodles]

You just gave away $444,000.

[Kim]

They're running! Somebody's running!

[dramatic music playing]

-[tires screeching]

-[Doodles] Come on, baby!

[Susan]

How do I get out? Where do I go?

-[Val] Hit the button!

-[contestant] Get it.

[intense music playing]

[tense string music playing]

[Stein]

This place is huge.

Damn.

Oh, my God.

This is so crazy.

This place is massive!

[Rashad] Okay.

Hey, we got a swimming pool.

Somebody invested well, didn't they?

[Simu] Yes, they did.

We're welcoming 20 people

into a house they can't afford,

and soon they'll be fighting to leave it.

-What's up, fellas?

-[Stein] I'm Stein.

-Rob, man. Nice to meet you, man.

-[Stein] Rob? [bleep].

-Dude, nice to meet you.

-Steven.

[Rob]

Steven, nice to meet you, man. Rob.

[Simu] Half of them are

well-meaning people with everyday jobs.

I'm a firefighter. I'm super honest.

I'm loyal to who I work with.

This is my opportunity

to put my son through a master's degree.

My mom is a three-time

colon cancer survivor,

and I wanna be able to take care

of my mother for the rest of her life.

[Simu] And the other

half of the players

are reality stars.

Where's Tomas?

Can we ask him if he got my face cream?

I'm so pressed about it.

[producer 1] Yeah, for sure.

I'll send him a message.

Thank you.

This is not just about

a sparkly dress, makeup, and a cute face.

This is about strategy.

Bring it on.

By nature, I am a winner,

and I plan on exhibiting that here.

Guys, I'm in this

[bleep] freaky a*s closet.

This is so [bleep] weird in here.

-Okay?

-[producer 1] You're doing great.

[Simu]

You are doing great, Kim.

While you're in the closet

waiting on serums,

outside, some people's reputations

are catching up with them.

Omarosa, okay.

-I'm Susan.

-I'm Omarosa.

Nice to meet you. Oh.

She is, like, a master

at playing these games

and playing people.

Oh, my God.

Two legends on one staircase.

-[Kim] Oh, my God.

-Wow.

Spencer freaking Pratt.

Who's-- And who's that?

Only the weirdest reality person

you'll ever meet.

The diabolical Spencer Pratt.

I love your crystals.

I love your crystals.

-I just got-- I got starstruck.

-[Kim] Nice to meet you.

We built this reality TV villain thing.

I'm keeping my eye on him.

[Spencer]

I am so excited

with the possibility

of winning a million dollars.

I've seen my "competition".

Not concerned.

-I've seen--

-[Susan] I like this place.

-Are we huggers?

-Yes. I'm a hugger.

Oh, me too.

-I'm Steve.

-I'm Susan.

[producer 2] We're good to go

in the bedroom closet.

[Steve H.] I'm a true crime writer,

but for 23 years,

I worked for People magazine

and my beat was reality TV.

So, I know a lot

of these people's careers.

I've crossed paths with Omarosa

when she did Big Brother,

and when she's done other things.

She knows how to work it.

Spencer Pratt is a villain.

We all know he's a villain.

I don't love having villains here

standing between me and the money.

[Simu]

Well, Steve, stick with me.

I know a thing or two

about defeating super villains.

For the next 10 days,

all 20 house guests

will be trapped inside,

scheming to get the biggest possible chunk

of that million dollar prize.

[Doodles]

I'm here to play and to win.

And the winner to me is the person

that makes it out with the most money.

[Simu] It's a simple game

and these are the rules.

They're trapped in the house

with the money clock ticking up

and no other way to tell time.

So, in here, time is literally money.

The number I need to see in order for me

to begin plotting my escape is $275,000.

-[register dings]

-[Kim] I mean, any money is great.

Divorce lawyers are very, very expensive.

Okay, guys?

[Simu] To have even a chance

of escaping with their dream amount,

they'll need to escape

through one of 10 exits.

Then, get past everyone else

who has access

to the watchtower and an alarm,

signaling someone to hit the red button,

closing the gate.

-[Cynthia] Where's the lever? Hello?

-[Steven G.] It's right here.

[Cynthia]

Oh, okay. Oh, so this is the lever?

-Yeah, it should go red.

-Is this what turns on the lights?

[Steven G.] Yeah, that should

turn red and red inside.

The watchtower is the place

that oversees the entire property

and the driveway, most importantly,

because that is kind of the final dash

for anybody trying to escape the house.

As soon as you see

a foot touch the ground, tell me.

[Simu] To know when and where

a lock will open,

they'll need an exit strategy,

which can be earned in challenges

or sourced from my ticker tape machine.

Best hundred bucks I ever spent online,

but more on that later.

Today, four of them

will get an exit strategy

when the clock approaches $100,000.

I feel like something is about to happen

and I need to be ready for it.

So, I'm going to build a team of people

to have a successful exit strategy.

Have you developed your alliance yet?

The only reality I've done

is Dancing with the Stars.

So, no.

Do you know the language to use

or do you want me to give it to you?

-Give it to me.

-"I wanna work with you."

That's locking in the alliance.

Right now, I think everybody's

just playing the nice game.

"Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, hey, hey, hey."

Meanwhile, everybody's

building their bank account

of alliances with somebody.

Now, it doesn't matter

who you got an alliance with

if it ain't with the right people.

Yeah, y-you know what you're doing, huh?

[Rashad laughs]

[Simu]

Looks like game recognizes game.

In fact, first-round draft picks

are happening all over the mansion.

I wanna just say this while there's the--

just the three of us here.

I'm not Omarosa.

I'm not Spencer.

I'm not, like, a reality TV villain.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not

Like, if I escape, if I escape,

I'm not keeping the money for myself.

I'm splitting it with everybody--

Split with who you worked with, yeah.

If I do escape, I am gonna split the pot,

but I have to get at least

seventy or eighty thousand dollars

after the split.

I just won't feel good in my heart

-if I take the money just for myself.

-[Athena S.] Right, right.

-I trust you guys both fully.

-We're on the same page with you.

Yeah, I feel like

I can fully trust you guys.

-[Rob] Yep.

-[Simu] Ah, trust.

Be careful with that T-word, Athena.

It'll bite you in the a*s

real quick in here.

-Are you gonna build alliances or

-I don't even know.

I don't have tactics.

Do you have tactics?

What's your tactic?

I definitely wanna win as much as I can,

but I'm not gonna make a move

until it's the right time.

My tactic, really,

-I'm just trying to feel people out.

-Yeah.

-Everyone's pretty nice, though.

-Yeah, but that's tactics.

[Simu] Ah, another great

T-word, "tactics".

You wanna know my favorite tactic?

[whispering]

It's snooping.

No, Omarosa,

the way out isn't under the stool.

I don't think you can get out

through the drawer either.

Here, let me help.

Now that the money clock is at $100,000

and my guests have settled in,

it's time to get this game started.

Hello!

[Simu] Everyone is

entering this room one at a time

to find out which of them

will randomly receive an escape plan.

This device controls the house,

manipulating the game,

deciding the future

of the innocent souls trapped here.

Is that the right word? "Innocent"?

Anyway, each person will receive a message

from my magical ticker tape machine.

Either good news or bad.

[reading mockingly]

"Sorry, you ain't one of the winners."

[Simu] And today, four lucky contestants

chosen at random

will receive an exit strategy.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Val] The ticker tape machine is printing.

I'm excited. I'm anxious.

Obviously, there's a lot of money.

You know, I just had a kid.

My wife has expensive taste.

The money will be nice.

No exit strategy.

Okay, let's go.

Let's get this thing cooking.

Six figures changes my life.

Here we go.

I can pay off my student loans.

Truthfully, I'm willing to do

whatever it takes to win.

No exit strategy.

[groans]

[Cynthia] For me, personally,

the money is not enough yet.

We're dealing with gas money right now.

So, my game plan for today

is to protect the bag.

It's still a small bag,

but that bag is going to be protected.

[tuts]

Alright.

Come on. Please give me something good.

[sighs]

"Congratulations. Congratulations."

Oh, sh*t, this gonna be an escape.

[ticker tape machine whirring]

I got something.

"Congratulations." Yes!

[sighs]

[bleep] yeah.

Thank you! Yes!

Woo! It says, "Congratulations."

Let's go!

Oh, my word.

"The orange hallway window

will be open at $112,000."

"The red washroom will open at $111,500."

"The orange hallway window

will open at $100,500."

"The orange bedroom door

will open at $132,000."

Ooh, that's a lot.

[Simu]

Kim, Rob, Steve, and Doodles

have received

the first exit strategies of the game.

To successfully steal the money,

they must leave the house

from their assigned exit

and make it through the gates.

"You may use this key

and drive out of the gate."

Oh, my [bleep].

There's a key.

[Simu] But because

this is our premiere episode,

I decided to kick it up a notch

with some high-powered escapes.

[Stein] [laughing]

Okay, what the [bleep] is outside?

No one's seen this?

Oh, my gosh.

[Simu]

Outside are two Lamborghinis,

a Corvette, and a McLaren.

Each escape is paired with one of the cars

to make their dash down the driveway

a little bit more exciting.

Whoever succeeds in driving

through the gate undetected first

will steal all the money,

resetting the clock to zero dollars.

[Steve H.]

I am about to walk away

with $111,000.

I'm here to win.

I don't have to share.

I'm not Omarosa.

I'm not Spencer.

I'm not, like, a reality TV villain.

[bleep] yeah.

Nobody is going to turn down $100,000

when you have a Lamborghini

to get your a*s to the gate.

That's a lot.

I feel like it's gonna be tough

to beat that, especially solo.

The question is, can I get out alone?

Or do I need help?

[whispering]

This is a [bleep] lot. $112,000.

I have never in my life seen $112,000.

Oh, my God.

This money will change my life.

I'm thinking about my mom.

My mom is my hero.

She has survived colon cancer three times.

My dad, like, literally

cleans buildings for a living.

[dramatic music playing]

I'm scared that I'm never gonna

get this opportunity again.

[Simu] To recap,

the four people with exit strategies

are Kim, Steve H., Rob, and Doodles.

God, I love that name.

Kim's exit will open this afternoon,

Steve and Rob's will unlock this evening,

and Doodles's will

unlock tomorrow morning.

Everyone else in the house

will now need to be on defense

unless they manage to sneak themselves

into one of the four plans.

My game plan is simple.

I always wanted to be a spy

so I'm just trying

to do my best James Bond

hoping I can jump

somebody else's green door or window

before they can get to it.

[Demi gasps]

-Not in my room.

-[contestant 1] Spencer over there?

[contestant 2]

[laughs] Yeah.

Not in my room.

[Simu]

Spencer's moving so fast,

I can barely make out

the Heidi Montag track list

on the back of his shirt.

I love a man who wears his wife's clothes.

-What's your clue?

-[Kim] What's your clue?

[Spencer] I'll tell you my clue.

You tell me your clue.

-Did you get a clue?

-[Kim] Sure did.

Spencer, you are always

by yourself floating around.

So, what's your clue?

You're gonna be at every [bleep] window

at the right time.

-You're gonna try to jump out.

-[Spencer] What's your clue?

What's your clue, Spencer?

-I'll tell you mine. You tell me yours.

-Just start hitting the button.

I have a feeling

Spencer's trying to sneak out.

Being a reality TV star,

I'm used to the pressure.

I'm not worried about others.

[Spencer]

She didn't get a clue.

I'm just focused on my plan.

I'm trying to get the-the most money

for the least amount of time here.

I gotta tell you something.

Come here.

I have a, I have a exit strategy.

I don't feel like you can

get out of this house alone.

I feel like it needs to be a group effort.

So, I decided to pick Athena.

I think that you and I

could be a very good team.

-Yeah, I agree.

-Because we're two dumb b*mbos

-Yeah.

-that no one ever [bleep] suspects.

Yeah.

She is my roommate,

and I don't know if you guys have noticed,

but she has on six-inch,

like, Louboutins today.

I just feel like she's a winner.

If I have this b*tch over my head

Alright, I get it. Come up.

-Well, what do you think?

-I like that.

I have a very creative brain.

Um, I just don't know

if I'm gonna be that great

at executing them. [laughs]

Just say this is the down comforter.

It's all over my body,

and I'm [bleep] like this.

I'm gonna take the comforter off my bed.

It's gray, and I'm gonna

put it over my head

and I'm gonna, like, crawl

almost flat on the ground,

so it just looks pretty level

to the driveway.

And I'm hoping that

you can't tell the difference.

This is going to be

the greatest escape of all time.

I'm ready to do this.

[Producer] What do you think of that?

I don't even know.

[dramatic sting]

Was this like The Bachelor?

-Was it like this kinda, like--

-[Susan] We were locked in.

We couldn't go anywhere.

[Athena S.]

Right now, everybody's on edge.

We're looking at $100,000 in the bank.

Yeah, I admit, it's definitely

getting to an amount

that's truly tempting for me.

Where's Spencer?

He's hiding somewhere.

Here's the thing.

We need to think about right now.

Right now, that's about to open.

I just gotta make sure

that there's nobody watching,

and the windows are clear,

and that gate is open.

There's so many people hungry right now.

-Yeah.

-Like vultures.

-Oh, [bleep].

-In the meantime

What the [bleep] are you doing, Spencer?

[snickers]

You don't think I [bleep] see you?

Dude, I see your big shoe.

What a jackass.

But he lurks around like a [bleep].

[whispering]

That's why you gotta whisper.

He's gonna try

to get out this window.

-I gotta go get the red button.

-[whispering] He knows.

I just felt it right then and there.

Like, "Oh, he's gonna--

He's, he's outta here."

Oh, my [bleep].

Are you sh1tting me?

Where's Spencer?

[dramatic music playing]

Where's this [bleep]?

I want the money, but I am absolutely

not letting Spencer get to the gate.

Not on my clock.

[clock ticking]

Making me nervous.

No, I'm [bleep] over it.

[device beeps]

[creaking]

[mysterious music playing]

Spencer's a*s is trying to get out. Nope.

[elevator bell dings]

Just hit the button.

I feel like he's about to run.

[contestants]

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Hit the button!

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Hit the button!

[Clare]

What happened?

[Kim] My thing just went green

and Spencer's been around my room.

[Clare sighs]

[Spencer] They hit the button,

so my plan got foiled.

I'm not gonna let that happen again.

[Susan]

What in the world?

[Rashad]

Why'd y'all yell for it to go off?

Did, did it turn green?

[Kim] Yeah, we didn't

want any [bleep] chances.

Spencer coming out

of my [bleep] closet in a cabinet.

[Susan]

It's intense right now in this house.

Everybody's trying to escape

or stop people.

[Kim]

He-He didn't think I saw his a*s.

This is him by the elevator

in his big-a*s shoes like this.

And I'm like,

"You don't think I [bleep] see you?"

-Yeah.

-[Kim] Like, I see you, buddy.

I see you see me seeing you.

Yeah.

[laughs]

That was a good one.

[Rashad] Well, we stopped

the criminals today.

Good job.

[Kim]

I don't trust him.

[Simu] Kim's escape stalled

thanks to Spencer's stealthy maneuvering.

But there are three more people

with car keys in their pocket

and two of them, Steve and Rob,

have exits that will unlock this evening.

But until then, there's plenty of time

to blow up the reality stars

complaints booth.

[Producer] What's wrong with

the sleeping arrangements?

First of all, a-a twin bed.

Like, I'm all over the [bleep]

place at night. That's number one.

Number two, I mean,

I have, like, a routine at night.

I wash my makeup brushes.

I do all my skincare stuff.

I'm just like OCD, a perfectionist.

I like things a certain way.

I don't know how this is

gonna work with the girls.

The closets, micro closets.

And I-- It-It feels like it was done

on purpose to make me spiral

because it's something

so stupid to be upset about

and so ungrateful sounding.

But, good God, does it piss me off.

Oh, it's hot down here today. Whew!

Well, it's just getting so hot in here.

I was thinking I could do hot yoga.

Just get a little bit of this.

[Producer] We're almost done

just a few more minutes.

Um, if my legs were waxed,

I would do that.

Do you know how many rooms

of these I've done for Bachelor?

And half of them, they didn't even use.

[Producer] We're just going to

use this bit

and show you complaining.

[laughing]

[Simu]

One thing's for sure,

nobody's complaining about

the million-dollar prize pot,

or in Rob's case, the chance to steal

$112,000 of it tonight.

[Rob] Oh, my God.

I'm having a panic attack.

Alright. The orange room is over there.

I would get right out.

The Lamborghini.

I would have to cross

in front, open the door.

I can drive outta that thing fast.

Come on, Rob, focus.

[Steve H.] If I can get out,

it's a huge win for me.

It's life-changing money.

Six kids are so expensive,

especially when they're teenagers.

You know, they don't need

little toys anymore.

They need cars, they need computers.

And it's money that I just don't have.

A hundred thousand dollars

could change my family's life.

I don't wanna be an as*h*le, man.

I don't wanna be an a*s, like,

'cause I wanna

split this money with people.

I don't wanna take

all this money for myself.

A hundred and twelve,

we're talking about $56,000.

The most money I could win

if I go to the end is $50,000.

[Simu] In hindsight,

making reality contestants

do this amount of math is probably

the most messed up part of this game.

[Rob] Alright, I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

Oh, my God.

[Simu]

See? Too much math. We broke Rob.

Alright, I'm gonna step in here.

If Rob stays to the end

and nobody ever escapes,

he'd get one 20th

of the million-dollar pot,

which is $50,000.

If he escapes tonight,

he can steal $112,000.

Or if he chooses to share it

with one other accomplice,

they'd each get $56,000.

Big money. Big decision.

[bleep].

Don't know.

[Rob]

I don't know what decision to make

and I hope I don't make the wrong one.

Alright. Alright, I got this.

I got this, I got this.

I like these people. I don't have

a problem with anybody in the house,

but [scoffs]

$112,000 will have you

flip-flopping for a while.

[suspenseful music playing]

[clock ticking]

[Cynthia] Time literally stops

in these houses, doesn't it?

I feel like I've been with you guys

for at least two weeks.

As I watch the money clock

go up and up and up,

I'm realizing the more money

that's on that clock,

the more the tension in this house

is going to escalate.

I will sleep on this couch if I have to.

-[Demi] Susan?

-[Susan] I'm here.

[Demi]

What are my ladies doing?

Watching the button.

Do you guys want another show?

[laughs]

Oh, my gosh!

-Oh, sh*t.

-[Cynthia] You okay?

What are you doing?

She was gonna give me a show.

[Cynthia] Did a key fall

outta that purse just now?

[Susan laughs]

Cutie pie Demi makes me

a little suspicious.

Is there a Lamborghini key in here?

I don't have a license.

-I can't drive a car. I can't drive.

-'Cause you have the face of an angel.

I don't drive. I'm not good at driving.

I've totaled every car I've ever had,

and all of my wrecks,

most of 'em, were with inanimate objects.

So, like, mailboxes, boulders, trees.

So, when I see these cars

out front, I'm thinking,

"Hm, not gonna be me tonight."

Should we go up there and see?

-Oh, you have to watch the button.

-No, I'm not leaving this button.

This huge mansion is full of mystery.

Everyone in the house is really anxious.

Someone out there has a key

and I have no idea who it is.

-[Rob] Guys, in the kitchen.

-[Cynthia] What's up?

Alright. You know what?

Guys, I'm just gonna--

I just gotta say something.

I make my decision.

I wanna tell everyone.

I wanna show everyone

that I'm here for the team

and you do with it as you will.

I came into this game saying,

"Look, I'm not going alone.

I will take people who help me."

I got the key to the Lamborghini.

[contestants gasping]

[Susan]

Oh, my God.

[Rob]

No one was in the watchtower.

All I gotta do is

turn on the Lamborghini.

I drive out and I leave with $112,000

and I don't have

to share it with anyone.

-Why are you telling us?

-[Cynthia] Yeah, what's going on?

-Did you

-I'm not taking it.

[contestants exclaim]

-I knew it.

-[Stein] Wow!

I'm not saying I'm never gonna escape,

but if I plan,

I already told people in here

and I'm keeping my promise.

I'm not going alone.

This [bleep] guy.

Respect.

That's mad respect, I admit.

[Val] Let's go. "Rob" on three.

One, two, three.

-[all] Rob!

-[contestants cheering]

[contestant]

Let's go!

[voice breaking]

I believe there's good people out there

with big hearts and true hearts

and just watching people feel

and let their emotions be shown,

especially for a man.

I think for a man it's really hard,

and it just makes me emotional

all over again.

There's so many good people in this world.

[Simu]

What a touching moment.

Spencer, am I right?

[Spencer]

What a waste of time and energy.

All these little fake friendships

are all gonna rapidly be ending

and I look forward to that.

-[Susan] We love you.

-[Rob crying]

[Rob] [muffled] I just don't want it

to be a stupid freaking decision.

I mean, it is hard to turn on a Lambo.

I don't know if you guys

ever tried turning that sh*t on.

It's just gonna not

It's just gonna not go?

Only thing going through my head is,

"There's no way I can escape right now.

"If I try to escape right after this,

everybody's gonna hate me."

[Simu] Oh, hey, Steve.

You're just in time

for the "Rob's a hero" party.

-[Demi] You kidding me?

-[Steve H.] I missed it. What was it?

He could have taken all $110

without anyone knowing

and he chose not to.

Because he likes us.

-[Steve scoffs]

-He's playing a different game here, guys.

He can play whatever game he wants.

I probably should do

exactly what Rob is doing.

I should be like,

"Wait, wait, me too."

Then I'm thinking,

"Yes, I deserve this clue."

-Did you win too?

-No. Like--

[Clare] What did it say

in the room for you?

I was disqualified.

-For what?

-It's--

You got DQed?

-I got DQed.

-[Spencer] For doing what?

So, a cameraman came up to me

and said that, uh,

I needed to move

'cause I was blocking the shot.

-[Clare] Okay.

-And I kinda, like, glanced.

And they think I looked at his watch.

-[Clare] Are you serious?

-[Steve H.] It's okay. It's okay.

-It's fine.

-That wasn't in the rules.

[Steve H.] I'm an idiot.

I should have said, "I didn't get a clue."

Instead, I came up with

this whole disqualification story.

Because, in this house,

no one has a watch.

Steve, I know that you're feeling down.

It's okay. Look It's okay.

I'm just hoping

that it will buy me enough time

to figure out

how I'm gonna get outta here.

They disqualified me.

-[Omarosa] Why? What happened?

-I looked at the cameraman's watch.

It happens.

Just pick yourself up.

You're still in the game.

They didn't kick you outta the house.

-[Steve H.] No.

-It's $111,000.

There's a million dollars to be had.

-Do you understand what I'm saying?

-Yeah.

Omarosa buys it.

Hook, line, and sinker.

Okay, this actually seems to be working.

I'm getting some water.

Be right back.

I'm telling-- He just opened up

a whole 'nother level of this game

that we gotta be on

Ps and Qs literally at all times.

We gotta dot every I and cross every T.

Could've got-- Oh, sh*t.

Now, wait, wait, wait a minute.

There's no way

there's four cars for no reason.

[Athena S.] So, why is nobody

guarding right now?

Alright, we're breaking this.

I'm going to the roof.

Go to the button.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

I realize other people could have keys

and there's no way

I just sacrificed $112,000

for someone else to leave with that money.

[Doodles]

I mean, they're all still here.

[Rob]

Alright, so we know that was my car

and my escape was that window,

the orange one.

-[Doodles] Oh, my God, dude.

-[Rob] So it was close.

Holy sh*t.

Dude, I can't believe you told everybody.

I'm truly blown away by that.

I can't believe I did that sh*t.

I can't believe I told everybody.

What the [bleep] am I thinking?

-[Doodles laughs]

-[Lindsey] Yeah, that's wild.

-[Rob] I hope I'm not a [bleep] idiot.

-[Lindsey] Wild.

-[Doodles laughs]

-[Lindsey] I know.

This also kinda screws other people.

Like, if they even wanna

take it for themselves,

they're gonna be like,

now we can't even do this

because they wanna help you out

because, like, they at least want

to get what you just sacrificed.

-[bleep].

-Damn.

Alright. I'm actually

getting kinda cold up here.

-Yeah, I'm good.

-I'm going. I'm going.

-[Rob] No, no, you're good. You're good.

-[Lindsey] Yeah.

-[Rob] I'm staying up here.

-[Lindsey] That's wild.

[Doodles] Oh, sh*t,

this just got so much harder.

Seven hundred thousand is my number.

-Oh, okay.

-I wouldn't leave before that.

[Steve H.] My heart is pounding

and I'm shaking.

The money is right there

at the tip of my fingertips.

My conscience is like,

"Steve, we've talked about this.

This isn't what you should do."

My greed is telling me,

"It's $111,500, Steve.

Are you outta your mind? Take it."

If one domino falls,

like, it's kind of like a house of cards.

[suspenseful music playing]

[clock ticking]

[tense music playing]

When it comes

to real hardcore money,

I said, "I am not leaving here

without other people."

I'm just not gonna do it.

-That's, that's very admirable.

-I'm just not gonna do it.

[Rob] I just wouldn't

be able to live with it.

[intense, dramatic music playing]

[Steve H.]

[bleep].

I don't know how to drive a Corvette.

[suspenseful music playing]

[exhales deeply]

[Val] We'll never see that pot

get crazy numbers.

[Jill]

I'm very optimistic that it will.

[Rashad]

But I'm optimistic too.

The only way you could be optimistic

is with a great defense.

The panic starts hitting me

and my hands are shaking so much

that I don't even know

if I'm gonna be able to start this car.

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

-Oh, sh*t, car took off.

-Jesus.

Okay, okay. Hit it.

[alarm blaring]

[intense music playing]

-[Rashad] Hit the button!

-[blaring continues]

[contestant]

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Hit the button!

-Hit the button! Hit the button!

-[contestants shouting indistinctly]

[tires screeching]

[indistinct chatter]

[Cynthia]

We got it!

[tires screeching]

[mysterious music playing]

Sneaky little thing.

You are not leaving with my money.

[sighs]

I feel like I've made a huge mistake.

You have got to be [bleep] kidding me.

[Clare]

It's Steve!

[Spencer]

Which Steve made a run for it?

It's not the Steve

that was just moping right here.

-No.

-He got disqualified.

[contestant shouts]

[Shane] We were just saying

things were gonna get crazy!

-[Susan] What happened?

-[Shane] Steve hopped in the car.

Not tattooed Steve, other Steve.

He was just standing here.

[Steve H.]

Well, crap.

I gotta see him walk through this door.

[Steve H.]

I was less than a second away

from $111,500.

Now I have to go back

and talk to these people.

Trust is over. All eyes on you.

Steve!

Bad decision.

Very, very, very bad idea.

I went to the dark side and I got caught.

You did, my friend.

I have tried to take

this money after lying.

I feel like now I have

to apologize to everybody

and I have to mean it.

You reap what you sow.

There he is.

How did you get out of this building?

Right after Rob's sacrifice?

-[Steve H.] Right after Rob's sacrifice.

-Right after Rob's sacrifice?

-Right after Rob's sacrifice.

-[Demi] Not even an hour.

Man, I am floored.

I can't believe he did that.

I'm completely shocked that he did that.

He really got me.

Trust no one.

Don't believe anything

anybody says in this house.

They're all freaking psycho liars.

He looks like the biggest weasel,

the biggest loser I have ever witnessed.

Just totally defeated and exposed.

That takes a lot

of [bleep] guts to do that.

Steve was hardcore lying,

trying to deceive people.

It was dirty.

I feel a bit of secondhand embarrassment

for you more than anything.

-I did what I did.

-[Clare] Yeah.

So, are you

You wanna stay in the house

the rest of the time

and you're comfortable

knowing that, like--

That nobody trusts me? Yeah.

-Yeah.

-You know, I'm here to play the game.

I'm not--

What, am I gonna quit?

-Yeah.

-Like, I'm not gonna quit.

I realize that not

everybody's gonna forgive me.

Not everybody's gonna ever trust me again.

And it's hard for me sometimes

when I know somebody doesn't like me.

The only thing I can do is accept that.

I deserve for people not to trust me.

I tried.

So, come own it, though.

Don't walk away.

[Steve H.] Oh, I was gonna, like,

own it with everybody in the house.

Obviously, I wasn't disqualified.

Obviously, I won.

They handed me a key

to a Corvette and said, "Run for it."

I can't turn down $111,000.

I don't blame you for going,

what are you t

I'm just shocked

how good of a liar you are.

[Simu]

Well, Steve really messed that one up.

But let's not forget

that this guy, Doodles,

also has a chance to escape

tomorrow morning.

Now let me tell you a little secret

about Doodles, okay?

When he entered this house this morning,

he made up a false identity.

-Hey, good to meet you. What's your name?

-Doodles.

-Doodles?

-Yeah.

-Rashad.

-Rashad, nice to meet you.

Pleasure, man. Doodles!

-I'm an artist.

-What do you do for work?

-I-I'm a toy designer.

-No way.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Okay, so it, it makes sense.

It makes sense, yeah.

[Simu]

That's right.

He's never even been called

Doodles before in his life.

Now I love a good lie.

So, who is he?

I'm a game designer

and I've probably designed

over a thousand games in my life.

But if anybody in here knew that,

I'd be labeled a huge threat

and that can't happen.

So, I'm going undercover

as someone named Doodles, an artist.

What's good?

[indistinct chatter]

[Doodles] 116.

[indistinct chatter]

-Good night, y'all.

-[Steve H.] Good night.

-How are you doing?

-Just going to bed.

Doodle, do you have a key in your pocket?

-Can I search you before you go bed?

-I don't have a key in my pocket. No.

There's, like, something

protruding from your pocket.

These are my pockets right here.

That's not a Lamborghini key

or a Ferrari key, is it?

It's not a Lamborghini key

or a Ferrari key.

[Cynthia laughs]

-Good night, y'all.

-Alright. Good night.

Night, night.

[Doodles] I've loved

strategy games my entire life

and I would say

I'm an expert in game theory.

As a super strategic

and methodical person,

I need to position myself

effectively right now.

-[Spencer] You got a key?

-[Doodles] I got no key.

One hundred and thirty-two

thousand dollars!

It's go time, baby.

[Simu] It's a new day in the mansion.

[Athena S.]

Oh, yeah.

[Simu] Kim has been up

for hours styling her wig.

Spencer is walking backwards

on the treadmill for some reason.

And the money clock continues

to climb towards $132,000,

the time and money

when Doodles can escape.

Yo, what's up?

Are you enjoying yourself?

-[Doodles] Oh, yeah.

-Experienced this before?

-Yeah, it's so cool.

-Right?

[Doodles]

To make a successful escape,

you need that watchtower

to not get triggered.

If I controlled the watchtower,

I'd be able to get out scot-free.

[sighs]

Debating, do I try to get ready

before everybody else

gets in there? [laughs]

-I can hold down the fort.

-Alright.

[Doodles] 'Cause I'm eating,

so it's all good.

Alright, bud.

I might go exercise.

Alright.

-[Athena S.] Enjoy the views.

-Thanks.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Cynthia]

So hilarious when they told me

that true crime Steve got in that car

and didn't know how to start it.

-[laughs]

-After he finally gets his shot.

After all that lying.

Nobody said that everybody here is smart.

[contestants laughing]

[Steve H.] Right now, the common enemy

in the house is Steve

and I understand it.

I'm so pissed.

He's a [bleep] liar. That's it.

I said, "Good morning, liar."

Like, that's it.

That's how we're gonna roll.

-as*h*le.

-[contestants laughing]

[Steve H.] Talk all the crap about me

that you wanna talk.

You do you, sister.

I'm just gonna try again

and again and again

because that's what I do.

[suspenseful music playing]

I know that number's ticking up,

ticking up, ticking up.

But I don't know what that number is.

I can't ask anybody else

because I'm trying

to keep this whole thing secret.

So, I gotta go down and check

and make sure that nobody else

wants to come back up

on the watchtower with me.

I need to get this timing down

and I start watching the clock

and I start internally counting.

[clock ticking]

One, two, three, four,

until I've got the pattern.

-[Spencer] Doodles knew, though.

-[Cynthia] Doodles had the best line.

[Spencer] He said I, I knew

he's the shadiest one in the house.

I'm going back up.

Doodles, if you see me run,

just look the other way.

I buy your toys.

[suspenseful music playing]

[mumbles]

[Doodles]

Two, three.

I'm up on the watchtower

counting in my head

and if anybody comes up here,

I am screwed.

-One, two, three, four, five.

-[clock ticking]

I asked Cynthia, she's been to the tower.

She's gonna do the tower duty.

She's like, "It's not my strength."

-It's not. I know where I'm great.

-[Kim laughs]

-I did very well last night

-[Clare] Cynthia, you had that button,

-though, last night.

-[Cynthia] The button is my--

I found my, I found my place.

[clock ticking]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lindsey] Look, I honestly didn't know.

The only person I recognized,

didn't even know

if I knew them, was Spencer

'cause I walked passed him

and I was like--

I thought he was a child star, though,

-'cause I was like-- I thought he was

-[both laughing]

I thought he was a child star.

[music intensifies]

[clock ticking]

[device beeps]

And then I was talking

to somebody else and I was like,

"Oh, my God. Wait, The Hills."

[grunts]

Doodles sounds so dumb to me.

[laughs]

It fits him, though, the cartoon thing.

-It fits, it fits him.

-[Susan] And the toys and the whole,

you know, his build, everything.

It's like perfect.

-[Yahné] You think he got a key?

-[Susan] Huh?

-You think he got a key?

-[Susan] No.

-No, don't think so.

-[Yahné] You don't?

[suspenseful music playing]

[breathing heavily]

[dramatic music playing]

[Clare] Cynthia, you like it crispy

or how do you like it?

[Cynthia] Not, not too crispy.

I like it limp.

-[Clare] Okay.

-[Kim] Oh, God.

Who the [bleep] likes it limp?

[Cynthia]

[laughs] I do.

[dramatic music playing]

[engine roaring]

-Oh, my gosh.

-[contestant] Oh, my God!

-[Spencer] Hit it.

-[contestants] Hit the button!

[Spencer]

Hit the button!

-[clamoring]

-Hit the button!

[engine roaring]

Let's go!

[dramatic music playing]

-[contestants screaming indistinctly]

-[Spencer] Hit that button!

[contestants]

Hit the button! Hit the button!

Come on, baby!

[intense, dramatic music playing]

♪♪

[music fades out]