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02x07 - Love Is Blindfolded

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

02x07 - Love Is Blindfolded

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-Who's ready to meet their perfect match?
-[Tolú] Hell yeah! Come on!

[Nick] By the end of the night,
anybody left without a match

will have to leave this house alone.

[Kaz] We've got this in the bag.

[Nick] Five couples...

-[Kaz] You're trouble.
-Nah.

[Nick] ...testing their compatibility.

I adore you.

Aw. [chuckles]

[Nick] Only one...

You're the most beautiful girl here.

[Nick] ...will be named the perfect match.

I'm only dating to marry.

No pressure.

-[Elys] Micah is talking to Justin.
-[cheers]

You should explore another option.

[Kaz] You ooze sexiness.

-Bring in Brittan.
-[Alara] She's your type.

[Stevan] Yeah. That's
what I would usually at home go for.

[tense music playing]

[Micah] I'm so stupid.

Micah literally just called me a liar.
It just makes me second-guess everything.

I feel like you have
some decisions to make.

[Elys] Every man for themselves
at this point.

[tense music ends]

["Let's Get to Work" by Hotline playing]

♪ Drip on point, yeah, I keep it up ♪

♪ Try it on if you're feeling tough...

-[Melinda] Hey, Stefan.
-[Stevan] Still can't get my name right.

-Just call me Stev. There you go. Perfect.
-[Melinda] Stevy.

-I like to add an "ie." Or a "y."
-"Y." That's what my parents call me.

[spluttering] So what's your thoughts on
the whole Kaz thing?

[Stevan] Kaz needs to go with Holly.
I gave him the thumbs up. I said, "Do it."


and I'm the happiest I've been.

[upbeat music playing]

It seems like Kaz was just,
like, bouncing around, huh?

He's like a ping-pong ball.

I feel like that says something about
the relationship he's in now with Micah.

[Elys] He is literally waiting
until the very last minute.

[Justin] It's a bad look.

-[Micah] I think I know what's happening.
-No, you don't.

-[Micah] I do.
-I thought I knew what was happening too.

I know what's happening.
It's so f*cked up.

It's so f*cked up.

["Pickin' up the Pieces"
by Rupert Pope & Giles Palmer playing]

♪ I'll be picking up
The pieces of your heart ♪


♪ Your heart ♪

-[Kaz] Can I have a conversation with you?
-[Micah] Okay.

Okay

-[Kaz] Huh?
-Okay.

[tense music playing]

[Kaz] After everything with Micah,
I don't know what's gonna happen.

I don't know what I'll do.

All right. We'll just sit here.

Holly's my type,
and she's coming with a lot of energy.

She's bubbly. She's got great banter.

And Micah is going to be hating
every second of this conversation.

All right. [sighs]

All right.

-You okay?
-No.

Okay. They're chatting over there.
Great. Okay, lovely.

-[Kaz] I tell you everything.
-[Micah] I know.

[Kaz] So, I feel like I didn't go
about anything in a shady way.

I said to you that she's my type,
as well as so are you.

It's just who you connect to.

[Micah] I understand what you're saying.

Just, like, I felt like
if I went to a date,

I'd have, like, come back
and been like... kiss!

I kissed you.

What, it was on the cheek?

-[Micah] Yeah, I feel...
-Not on the lips?

I would have been... I'd have wanted you
immediately to feel calm and secure.

Like, I wouldn't want you to,
like, wonder.

How unsure you are is really hard for me.

It's like when I'm sure about someone,

it's like I just want them
to know that and feel that.

And, like, I'm, like, stressed and I'm,
like, a little just, like, sad and hurt.

'Cause it's getting to the end. It's like
it's time to, like, make big decisions.

Yeah. I know. I'm gonna make a decision.
You know, I've already made it.

[tense music intensifies]

Oh my God.

I have a different side when I'm with you.

And I like the side that I am
when I'm with you.

Will you... match with me?

[upbeat music playing]

-[Micah] Yeah.
-Yeah?

-Thank you.
-Okay. Let's go...

[Micah] Let's go to bed
before I have a panic attack.

-[Kaz] Okay.
-[chuckles]

[Kaz] Coming into this experience,

I wanted someone
that was going to be genuine,

honest, and open with me,
and I see that in Micah.

She was vulnerable today.

It shows that she actually does care.
It shows that she's genuine.

So we can keep peeling back
the layers of this onion.

[Holly] I'm blindsided.
I don't even know what to think.

Everyone here is so...

I feel like I was a pawn
in someone else's relationship.

-That's awful.
-Like, I've got so much to offer.

Yeah.

And I obviously didn't find
my perfect match.

Wait, hold on! Remix. We just matched.

-[laughs]
-That's weird, Holly.

[Melinda mimics kissing]

I think that there was potential with Kaz,

but he's so inconsistent.

It's hard for anyone to know
what he's actually up to.

-After you, darling. After you.
-Oh, thank you.

-[Holly laughs]
-Bye!

Part of me would love
to get some sweet revenge on Kaz.

But this is the million-dollar question.

If I get back in there,
what is gonna happen?

My beautiful... beautiful Tolú.

[laughs]

I'm leaving the house tonight.
I'm extremely disappointed in Chris.

I feel so blindsided and so icky and gross

that I let this 5-foot-nothing boy
tell me one thing and then do another.

My perfect match,
he's out there somewhere. So, peaces.

[Chris] I wanted to, like,
propose to you upstairs.

-[Tolú] You'll carry me up?
-[Chris] Yes.

You dead a*s? [screeches]

♪ Winter, summer, spring and fall ♪

♪ Winter, summer, spring and fall
Got me... ♪


[Micah] Are you happy with your decision?

-[Kaz] Mmm.
-[Micah] Honestly?

[Kaz] Yes.

Careful. Careful. Gentle.

-[Chris] I wish I was ticklish.
-[Tolú] You don't.

[Chris] I wanna know
what it feels like. Like, look.

-[Tolú giggles]
-I want... That looks so much fun.

["Whoa" by West Rose playing]

♪ No, I just can't lose ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Looking so brand new ♪

♪ Ooh, let's go ♪

♪ I'mma hype it up like whoa ♪

♪ Ooh, oh yeah ♪

♪ I'mma do it just like that... ♪

-[Nick] What's up? What's up? What's up?
-[Kaz] Nick, my man!

Come on in. Come on in.
It's nice to see you guys.

-I missed you.
-[Chris chuckles]

For the first time, we have no new couples
at our compatibility challenge.

-Yeah.
-[Nick] Everyone is returning.

So that makes me believe you guys
are feeling good about your matches.

Yeah, I think there's definitely romance,
and I'm happy right now.

-I'm happy. Yeah.
-[Nick] Yeah?

-Micah, you agree?
-Yeah. I'm happy. It's good.

Every day I wake up beside her,
it's gonna be a good day.

-Aw. [chuckles]
-[Stevan] Hey.

-Can I use that in a song at some point?
-Please.

Let me ask a tougher question.

Who do you think is the weakest match
of the group at this point?

Elys and Justin? They are the newest.

-I'm sorry, but I'd say Micah and Kaz.
-Yeah, I'm gonna say the same.

Yeah. They still got a lot to figure out
about each other.

Oh.

[Elys] After what happened last night,
I did see a wobble,

so I don't think it's fair to say, like,

who's been coupled up
the least time or the most time.

Okay. In the end, guys, only one couple
will be voted the perfect match,

and with that in mind, let's talk
a little bit about today's competition.

-You guys ready?
-[cheers] Let's do it!

All right, this one's called
"Finding Love."

Now, I think we can all agree

that the path to love
is not exactly a straight line.

It often involves untangling, if you will,

and that requires both parties
to have trust, vulnerability,

and, probably most importantly,
to have communication.

Today's challenge
is gonna test that theory.

So here's how it's gonna work.

Every couple
will be attached to their own rope,

tangled through
this area of posts beside me.

The objective, be the first couple
to untangle yourselves and escape.

But here's the twist.

One of you will be blindfolded,

and the other will act as a guide.

-Let's f*cking go.
-[Nick] Everybody clear?

[Kaz] Let's go.

-Whoo! We're ready, baby! For the win!
-Let's go! Let's go!

♪ I'm the greatest ♪

♪ Come on and say it...

[Micah] Last night,
Kaz and I got into it a little bit,

so I feel like we need to get this win.

I wanna go on a date
and be able to get deeper.

It's the perfect time to take
our relationship to the next level.

[Nick] Is everybody ready?

-Gentlemen, blindfolds on.
-[Justin] Whoo!

Oh, it's so dark.

[Nick] Three,

two,

one. Let's go!

[Kaz] Oh my God. Why are you running?

[Alara spluttering]
Please don't go through yet.

Wait, wait. Pause, pause, pause.

-[Elys] Over. Yeah.
-Over what? Take my leg. Take my leg.

♪ You're gonna be impressed
I got all the boxes... ♪


[Tolú] Oh my God.
Why is this, like, still tangled?

-Yes. Yeah, you're doing amazing.
-[Stevan] Stay slow, right?

Alara and I are coming into this challenge
off a win in the last one.

I feel confident. I feel strong.

And she does not stop talking.
So that's good. That's good communication.

-[Alara] It's fine. We're cleared.
-Yep.

At the same time, I only understand half
the sh*t she says with her accent, so...

[hesitates, chuckles]

I don't know. We'll have to see.

-[Alara] Sorry, did I just kick you?
-[Stevan] Where?

[upbeat music playing]

[Jessica] Now step over. No, no, no.

-[Micah] We're cooking.
-[Kaz] Yes.

Micah and Kaz are
in the best position at this point.

I just need to make sure
my vag*na is not out.

[Nick] Stevan and Alara.
They're looking strong.

-Go under. All right.
-[groans]

Sorry, babe. Sorry, babe.

[Jessica] It's, like, completely knotted.

[Elys] Back up.

-[whimsical music playing]
-[laughs]

No, I'm freaking out. I'm sorry.

I'm so stressed.

Okay. Well...

Jesus, I swear I pray
I'm not tangling us more.

-[Elys] Now again left leg up.
-f*ck, man! This rope, dude!

-[Elys] Keep going.
-[Chris] How are they doing?

Everybody's pretty much
struggling the same. [chuckles]

-[Kaz] You're doing great.
-Yeah.

-[Alara] Okay. You're good. Awesome.
-Yep? Yep.

-[Kaz sighs]
-[Micah] Good job. Good job. Okay.

-Amazing. You're doing so good.
-[Stevan] Let me know.

Harry and Jessica seemingly
haven't moved the entire game. [laughs]

Why am I tangled on that?

[Jessica] Oh my God.

I am matched
with the tallest man in the house.

Probably the tallest man
in this country right now. He's so big.

-[Harry] I can get to your height.
-[Jessica] Oh my God. Sorry.

I'm like, "Oh my God, it's me.
Don't crush me."

Ow. My hair is caught.

[Tolú] Harry and Jess are further away
than us, so I feel a lot better.

If I had to call it, I'd say
that Alara and Stevan are in the lead.

She's got a lot of rope in her hand.

Ew. I f*cking hate this so much for us.

-Perfect.
-Can they repeat as champions?

-[Micah] Oh my God, I can't do it.
-[Kaz] You got this.

[Nick] Can Micah and Kaz close the gap?

[Alara] I don't know how to do this.

-[Stevan] What's up?
-[Alara] We're gonna lose time.

-[Nick] Oh, we got a little bit of a snag.
-[Micah] Over one.

[Alara] These keep getting tangled.

They're taking a lot of time on this post.

-Okay? Go under...
-[Kaz] Yep.

[Nick] It is neck and neck!

I'm looking around. The only couple
that seems even close to us

are Stevan and Alara.

But Kaz is listening to me.

-Under again.
-[Kaz] Yep.

I usually get a little bit more flustered
than this, and I feel focused.

-[Nick] Who's gonna get it done?
-Argh!

I'm like, "Left, right, down, up!"
And we're flying through this thing.

-[Kaz] Come on. You got it.
-[Micah] Under.

-Alara, hurry!
-I don't know what to do!

-Over. Right, go, go, go.
-[Stevan] Come on.

-[Micah] Can I go?
-[Kaz] Going through.

Baby, where we going, baby?

-[Kaz] Oh my God.
-[Alara] Oh, wait. f*ck!

Follow me, stand up.

We're rounding the last post
and heading for home!

♪ Everything you ever want to be ♪

♪ If you want
You can come along with me... ♪


My boob's out!

Kaz and Micah!

They are today's
compatibility challenge winners!

-Good job, guys.
-Yeah!

-No!
-Yeah!

-It's fine.
-[Alara] I was trying.

It's cool.

[Alara] My blood is boiling right now.
We should have won that!

It is what it is.

It is what it is,
but still, I don't like losing. [laughs]

We win. We still win! We still won.
Don't worry about it. [kisses]

Congratulations, you guys
have won today's challenge!

[all applauding]

Heading out on a date tonight,

and I'll see you
in the boardroom tomorrow.

-[all cheer]
-[upbeat music playing]

She pulled me through this.
She literally pulled me through this.

-I was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
-Yeah. [laughs]

[Kaz] It just goes to show
we're definitely the most compatible.

Everyone's eating their words.
We're the strongest couple, obviously.

It's very clear. We've proven ourselves.

-We're the only people with two wins.
-There we go. It shows.

-Says it all.
-Yeah!

-[Alara] I broke a nail!
-[Nick] Oh, you did.

♪ It's a party ♪

♪ So go on and grab somebody... ♪

[Harry] Where did we go wrong
in the challenge?

Did you see Micah and Kaz cut the rope
with scissors and make their rope shorter?

[Jessica] I saw that
out of the corner of my eye.

-[Harry] Yeah, we're not sore losers.
-[laughs]

Justin, what's your most
embarrassing sex story?

[Elys] Justin, don't reply.

I think it's probably when
the first time I lost my virginity,

I had sex in my mom's car.

How was it for your mom? Did she enjoy it?

[laughs]

-The girl left her panties in the car.
-[Harry] Oh.

And, uh, I tried to have my sisters
take the blame, but they wouldn't do it.

Yeah. Those bad sisters.

[laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

-Oh my God. Wait, that's so cool.
-All right.

You're going to be all right?
Do you wanna hold on?

This is our second challenge win.

And I feel like every day
we're getting closer and closer,

and it's not just having fun anymore,

but we're really starting
to understand each other.

-Should we go in? Have a swim?
-Yeah.

["Got Me Feelin'" by Phoenix Dubois
& Sunshine Yes! playing]

♪ So good ♪

-[Micah screams]
-♪ You got me thinking about us... ♪

Oh my God.

-[Micah screams]
-♪ You got me feeling good

♪ So good ♪

♪ You got me thinking about us ♪

You got me feeling so good...

-Oh, the fish kiss.
-Yeah. [laughs]

♪ I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good, yeah


♪ Yeah, we got nothing to lose ♪

Baby, I'm feeling so good

[Kaz] Oh. Today's been a good day.

It's been a very good day.
Like, I'm happy that we won.

-[Micah] Yeah.
-It shows that we can communicate well.

We're good communicators!
We never thought so.

[Kaz laughing] Yeah.

I feel like it, yeah, it shows
that compatibility-wise as well.

And I like how things are with us.
Like, I like how things have headed.

Last night was...

[hesitates] ...a little... rocky.

Honestly though, I feel like
we've both understood from the beginning

that we were gonna have,
like, tests and stuff,

and I think it's more
how you come out of it.

And, you know, like, in some way,

everything that happened, like,
does make me feel like we

are legitimate.

With me and my previous show,

I had everything in the house.

It was all so intense in there,
and when you come out of it,

-it changed like that.
-[Micah] Yeah.

So, I was almost hesitant to almost
fall into the same thing, but I, like...

You're different to that.

[spluttering] You're a lot more genuine.

Yeah. I mean,
I feel kind of the same too. It's...

Like, obviously, on my show as well,

I had an experience
where something was really serious,

-and it ended up not working out.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

And I tried to come into this experience
and not be jaded.

It's like, I feel like I'm scared to...

continue to develop...
feelings for you 'cause it is real.

Yeah.

And honestly,
I'm afraid of, like, losing you.

I wouldn't want it
to just be something like, "We had fun."

"We were a great couple
in the house, but that's kind of it."

-You know?
-[Kaz] Yeah.

Do you, like, see, like, potential, like,
with me, like, outside of just the house?

Um...



I mean, I see a potential
to progress on the outside,

like, to meet your friends,
you to meet my friends.

-[Micah] Mm-hmm.
-Just basically grow together.

-Yeah.
-I wanna get to know you more.

-[Micah] Mm-hmm.
-[Kaz] And see... your life.

Have you been to the Space Needle
in Seattle, Washington?

[laughing] What?

-[laughs]
-The Space Seal?

I don't know what that is.

-What is that?
-It's cool. Maybe I'll take you someday.

You like space, do ya?

["Happy Go Lover" by Bronze Whale
& Primo the Alien plays]

I appreciate you opening up,
and you've chosen me to open up with.

♪ Happy go lover ♪

♪ Giggly underneath the covers ♪

♪ Intoxicated on ya ♪

♪ Happy go lover... ♪

-Hello!
-[Chris] Look who it is.

[Kaz, Harry cheer]

[Chris] Look what the cat drug in.

-Yep. It's us.
-[Kaz mimics megaphone]

-[Justin] How was your date?
-It was really fun.

-What have you been doing?
-[Chris groans] You guys looking sexy.

[Kaz] A romantic date. It was unreal.

-[Tolú] You guys are back.
-I didn't see...

-[Micah] Oh my God!
-[Kaz] Yo!

-I missed you.
-[Micah] I missed you.

-Oh yeah. Thank you, yeah.
-[Kaz, Tolú laugh]

[Micah] Wait, that's so cute.
Oh my God, I missed you.

[Tolú] How was your date
that should've been ours?

-[Chris laughs]
-[Micah] Oh.

Didn't you get last place?
"That should've been ours"?

[Tolú] No, it was second to last.
You can shut up.

Anyone need a drink?

-[Micah] I'm gonna shower.
-What are you making? Nachos?

-Yeah.
-[Chris] Nacho cheese.

-[Kaz] I mean, it looks good.
-[Elys] Cheers.

-Chin-chin, m*therf*ckers!
-I'm happy you guys are here.

Cheers to us all
being second place today. Hey.

[laughing] Shut up.

[Stevan] Second place twice in a row,
one win? I'll take that.

Yeah, but you know what?
I actually think it's...

Obviously, we'd all wanna go on a date.

However, like,

every time it's so dramatic
going into that boardroom.

Correct. I... I do think us,
Harry, and you guys

are the three couples to be tested now.

Yeah. Be ready for it. But I'm ready
for it. You know what I mean?

We'll f*ck sh*t up in the boardroom.

-Uh-oh.
-My whole thing is, it's a lot of people

thinking that they're
the game makers in this house.

[Chris] Mmm.

So, you know,
let the testers now become the tested.

'Cause one thing about them tables,
baby, they always gonna turn.

[Chris] It's like clockwork.

[upbeat music playing]

That's crazy.

This is the least
revealing outfit that she has.

-[Alara laughs] It's cute!
-No one said it's not cute.

[splutters] This is it, though. I think.

-Who are you trying to look good for?
-[Alara] You!

-Or them!
-[hesitates]

-[Alara laughs]
-[Stevan] No!

So where's this foot massage?

I'll get your bunion.

It's not a bunion.

[laughing] f*ck you.

Mmm. Sorry, Mom.

-Your mom. Sorry to your mom.
-Oh. sh*t! Sorry, Mom.

-[banging on door]
-[Harry] One second, Jess.

-[metal clanks]
-Jess. Do not...

-[Jessica chuckles]
-Please!

Me and Jess connect
on such an incredible level,

and I just wanna tell Jess
how I truly feel about her.

Honestly, I kind of wanna do
a blood ritual with her right now.

Like, I wanna show her
how committed I am to her.

[Jessica] I'm nervous.

-[Harry] Don't be nervous. Come here.
-[laughs]

Oh my God!

It's little love notes?

"You are gorgeous."

-[romantic music playing]
-[Jessica laughs]

You love my laugh.

This one can't be true
'cause I have the most obnoxious laugh.

No, I think it's really cute.

"I would drink your bath water."

It was "I'd drink your toilet water,"
but bath water is more appropriate.

[Jessica] I'll draw a bath later

and I'm gonna be expecting you
to come through with a straw.

[Jessica gasps]

Oh my God, stop.

"You're an incredible mother."

[Jessica moans]

I'm not gonna cry.

"You make me want to be a cool dad."

[Harry] Yeah, 'cause I feel like
you're a cool mom.

-I adore you.
-[Harry] I'd hide it in your bag.

-I thought it was too boring.
-[Jessica] It's not boring at all.

How did I get so lucky?

-What did I do to deserve?
-[Harry] How did I?

I came here to find my person

and to fall in love and date that person
and potentially, hopefully, marry them.

I feel like I found that person in Jess.

I wanna prove to her
I really care and I love her.

[Jessica] Oh.

-[Harry] That one's not even bad.
-It is.

-"I wanna eat your bum" is not bad.
-Give it to me!

You're not supposed to say
that one out loud!

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Let me have this moment
without something inappropriate.

[Harry] Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.

-Okay. Go shower.
-[Harry] Do you wanna kiss?

[Jessica] I wanna do more than kiss.

["Fight with Fire" by Panicshop plays]

♪ I'm a firefighter, I'mma fight fire ♪

♪ I'mma fight fire with fire ♪

♪ I'm a firefighter ♪

♪ I'mma fight fire ♪

♪ I'mma fight fire with fire...

-Here we are again.
-We're back.

We're back, baby.

-What's up?
-Yo!

Hello! How's it going?

I expected you guys
to be coordinated again.

-We are.
-I was so impressed the first time.

-That was hard to beat.
-Yeah.

Well, guys, once again,

-welcome back to the boardroom.
-Thank you.

Where the matching magic happens
for the second time.

-Yeah.
-So, I know you know how the board works.

Here at the bottom of the screen,
we have our other less-compatible couples,

and we have a little wrinkle.

Oh.

Today, it is a...

-co-ed collection of singles.
-Oh.

Oh my God.

So, we have Nigel from Too Hot to Handle.

-Get that going. Like that?
-[both laugh]

My smile is hard to resist.

[Nick] We have Trevor from Love is Blind.

[Chelsea] What are your fears with this?

I don't have any, like, major fears.

-[Chelsea] Mm-hmm.
-'Cause I love you.

Yeah. I love you.

[Nick] We have Brittan
from Too Hot to Handle.

You've always been my favorite.

What would it take
to get you to break the rules?

-Let's make it happen.
-[James] I wanna make it happen.

[Nick] And Christine
from Too Hot to Handle.

Oh, I need some more sunscreen. It's hot.

If I get him to rub my booty,
it'll be like a nice little teaser.

You can't get sexier than this. Come on.

[Nick] Are you gonna create
a match for someone else?

Are you gonna try and break up
another couple in the house

that you view as a threat?

Or both of you could bring

one of these singles in for yourselves.

Hey.

[Nick] So what do you think
your strategy is today, guys?

[tense music playing]

It is completely up to you
how you wanna play this.

-So, good luck.
-[both] Thank you.

Enjoy this new little wrinkle
you have to play with.

-And excited to see what happens.
-[Kaz] Cheers for that.

-[Nick] All right, guys. Enjoy.
-Thanks, Nick.

Oh God.

I feel like regardless of whose match,
this is gonna be a test tonight.

-[Kaz] Yeah. It's a curveball.
-[Micah] A curveball for sure.

Well, let's put Alara in the middle.

[electronic warble]

[Kaz] Stevan's gonna hate you.

-[laughs]
-[Micah] Honestly, I don't... [laughs]

Still holding on to resentment,
so I might have a little revenge.

-Alara and Stevan get along really well.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

And they have very similar personalities,
but he's not her normal physical type.

Nigel is more her physical type.

Let's put him in the middle. [cheers]

Tall, dark, and handsome.

I reckon, the perfect match would've been
if Stevan's personality was in Nigel.

-Then that would be... That's it.
-Probably.

-[exhales]
-[Micah] This looks like trouble.

[laughs] Oh no, that's dangerous.

This is a little payback for Stevan.

They tested me.
Maybe I should return the favor.

You don't want to look at anyone else?

-That's really... [giggles]
-I know I want to do this.

-[Kaz] Are we locking this one in?
-I think we're locking this one in.

-I hear wedding bells.
-[bell tolling]

[chuckles]

Oh my gosh.

♪ No rules, let's play... ♪

Okay, who's going on the date? You or you?

You or you? What do you... [laughs]

[Chris] How would you feel
if Jessica went on a date?

Not very good, but, like, what can I do?

-You can't do sh*t.
-[Harry] I can't.

I'm just gonna go in my room and cry
and, like, eat pineapple.

-[Chris] Why pineapple?
-[Jessica] Why?

-When she comes back, I'll be sweet.
-[Chris] Mmm.

-[Jessica sighs]
-What? That's a good thing.

[dramatic music playing]

What's the plan here though?

-Do we wanna test Harry and Jessica?
-[Kaz] Yeah.

I feel like Harry's already been tested,
but he hasn't been tested with Jessica.

I reckon it might be hard to sway Harry.

I can't help but also think in the back
of my head that Harry is probably like,

"Oh, I've already made a big move
and switching and stuff,"

and maybe wants to play it safe
for the rest of the time.

-Yeah. All right.
-[Micah] Okay. Put Harry back.

All right, put Harry back.

I do feel like
Jessica does need to be tested.

[Micah] Mm-hmm.

They've had a lot of arguments, had
a lot of rocky, like, bumps on the road.

-So...
-Yeah, they have.

Okay, let's put Jessica in the middle.
And let's put Trevor in.

Trevor.

[electronic warble]

He's from Love is Blind.
He's on the same season then as Jessica.

[Kaz] But then
they would've already spoken.

-Maybe... Yeah.
-[Micah] And didn't end up together.

I also have another idea.

-Let's put Trevor and Jessica back.
-[Kaz] All right.

[electronic warble]

It'd honestly be pretty crazy
to send both Alara and Stevan on dates

and see how they come back.

[Kaz] Ah.

I feel like Brittan.
She's gonna be an ideal match.

Let's put Stevan in the middle.

-That's his physical type, is Brittan.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

Stevan and Alara both on dates
with people who are their physical type?

-Yeah.
-Oh my gosh.

That could be spicy.
I don't know. What do you think?

This is tough.

♪ Yeah, he fumbled the best ♪

♪ Got pain in his chest, yeah... ♪

Do you think they'd send a date
almost as like a way to get back at Stev?

You know,
'cause Micah was so pissed about that.

-[Tolú, Chris] A bit of both.
-[Justin] Yeah.

That's why we were thinking Elys though.
We thought maybe...

[Justin] 'Cause of
the statement yesterday.

-I know.
-[Chris] What statement?

-[Harry] The weakest couple.
-Oh, oh, okay.

'Cause as soon as you guys said it,
I was like, "That's a good point."

-[Kaz] Hey.
-[all cheer]

-[Jessica] Hi, baby!
-[Chris] Uh-oh.

[Micah] Hello!

-All right. Let's make this short.
-You're not on a date?

-[Micah] Not the hat. I'm still here.
-Oh my God.

There is definitely a twist.

-What, what?
-[Chris] There's a twist.

[Micah] There is a twist.

So there's two new boys,
two new girls that was on the board.

And we had to pick one boy and one girl.

-Shut up. You're joking.
-Wait. What?

Yeah, so Alara...

-[laughs]
-Shocker.

We all knew Alara
was going on a date today.

They're 130% getting back at me
for sending Kaz on a date.

This is gonna be
a rough one for me for sure.

And...

Stevan, you are also
gonna be going on a date.

-I knew it!
-[Stevan] Wow!

-Yay.
-[Tolú] Oh my gosh!

Why are you going for Stevan?
He doesn't need to be tested.

-Get ready for your dates.
-I'm not ready. You're not ready.

You're not going. [chuckles]

Hopefully, the date is just, like,

they're wrapped in, like,
bin bags, and they don't talk.

There's no connection.
It's just awkward. [chuckles]

We're gonna have a great time.
I'm... I'm gonna have a great time.

See, what happens if you come back
and you really like the dude, you know?

Now, at least, I wouldn't go home.

Oh my God, yeah.

I didn't like that.

I didn't like that one bit.

I believe either you prove to yourself
that you are in the right relationship

and you move forward
with that match that you have,

or you're not,
and you carry on with someone new.

I think no matter which way this goes,
the dates will be successful.

♪ Feeling good ♪

♪ We're feeling strong ♪

♪ Look at everything
That we have overcome... ♪


Hi. Oh my God.

♪ Like I give a uh ♪

♪ Like I give a uh...

Right now, I'm one half of a power couple.

I'm just looking
for my other half. [chuckles]

-'Sup?
-I didn't recognize you with your hair.

-We cut it all off. What's up?
-Hi. Oh my God.

I am a very honest person. I'm very blunt.

Some people think it's a little harsh,
but I honestly love myself,

so I think it's great.

Where's the weirdest place
that each one of you have had sex?

On top of a Catholic School.

[women scream, laugh]

I was like, "Am I gonna fall?
Am I gonna come? I don't know."

I'm super open-minded.

If you wanna go and explore,

I will be there to hold your hand,
and maybe watch. [chuckles]

-[Stevan] Welcome to Tulum. A moped.
-What is this?

Okay, cool. I've never driven one,
but I'm down to drive today.

-You wanna drive? Drive!
-[Brittan] Yeah, I wanna drive.

I always listen to my heart,
and if my heart says to go that way,

then I sure as hell
will be going that way. [chuckles]

I don't care who else is that way.

I'm eye on the prize right here.

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing... ♪

[Brittan] Oh my God.

I feel like
we're literally on a Disney ride.

[Stevan giggles]

Oh my God, this is so hard to steer.

-[Stevan] There's no seat belts in this.
-I feel like I have no control.

-[Stevan] Please don't flip it.
-[car honks]

He's jealous.

[Stevan giggles]

You're pulling this off.
This seems like your type of deal.

I know. I love it, actually.
You seem like a motorcycle person.

Yeah, I have one. I have two, actually.

-Okay. Casual.
-Love motorcycles.

Love anything that is just like
a bit of an adrenaline rush, you know.

-Okay. I surf. I hike.
-[Stevan] Okay.

I do basically anything, like, outdoors.

-Okay.
-[Brittan] Um...

Are you an adrenaline junkie
or just an adventurer?

-Oh, for sure. Both.
-Yeah? Okay.

Brittan is 110% my type,

but, I mean, Alara's in my head constantly
throughout this whole experience.

With that being said, I'm giving myself
the opportunity to know Brittan.

I'm trying to just live
here in this moment.

[sighs] We're just gonna have
to see what happens.

-This is so fun.
-[laughs]

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ You've got to understand ♪

♪ I don't wanna just be friends... ♪

On the back of my mind, I do have Stevan.

I'm wondering what the hell
is he doing on his date.

But at the same time,

they say the heart grows bigger
when... there's absence.

Something like that. Fonder.

"The heart gets fonder
when there's absence."

[laughing] Something like that.
Yeah, so Stevan, you can miss me a little.

♪ I got that new, new, new ♪

♪ Can't do it like I do-oo-oo ♪

♪ What can I say? ♪

[Alara] Hello!

♪ You want some too ♪

♪ I got that new, new, new...

I never had a problem meeting girls.

Even if they're talking to someone else.
I don't have to be competitive.

I'm tall, dark, and handsome.

If I want 'em, you know,
it's not hard to get 'em.

-Hello, gorgeous.
-How are you? I'm Alara.

-I'm Nigel.
-Nice to meet you.

-You look better than me. [laughs]
-[Alara laughs] Stop.

On Too Hot to Handle,
I wasn't ready for a relationship.

I wanted to have all the fun in the world.

I think about sex
every five seconds of the day.

One, two, three, four. Missionary.

Oh my God. Back shots.
It's always just in my head.

Right now, I've matured and I'm just ready
to settle down, find the love of my life.

This time around,

I'm definitely gonna lead more
with my heart instead of him. [chuckles]

-Oh my gosh.
-[both chuckle]

[Nigel] A little massage action.
-I was not expecting this.

[soothing instrumental music playing]

-Mmm. It's so nice.
-This about right?

-I could stay here all day.
-[Nigel] Stay here? Good.

Nigel definitely knows
what he's doing with those hands.

Mmm.

He's so good-looking.

Wow.

[music continues]

Kaz and Micah. Oh my God.
You're gonna get me in trouble.

[music ends]

[Nigel] When I walked up,
what was your first thought?

-"Oh, he's good-looking. They did good."
-When's your birthday?

-Um, February.
-You're Aquarius?

-I am. What are you?
-Okay.

-I'm a Scorpio.
-Have you dated an Aquarius before?

-I have.
-Is that why you're single now? [laughs]

Yeah. Aquarius is so hard to crack.

-I love it. I love it.
-Okay. So you like a challenge?

-I love a challenge.
-Are you competitive?

-I am. I really am.
-You are.

Everything I do, like, I'm good at.
I'm extremely good.

-I'm the same. I always win. Yeah.
-Me too.

-Oh f*ck.
-[both laugh]

[laughing] I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to get you wet already.
Watch your back.

[Nigel chuckles]

Damn, that's all right.
I'm about to spill this too.

-Are you nervous?
-[Nigel] It's top-heavy. I'm nervous.

I'm sweating. Got the oil.

So what do you go for in a girl?

When you meet them,
what do you want from them?

I love a woman that just, like,
just takes the room when she walks in.

-With her radiating beauty.
-Jeez, you're describing me now. [laughs]

Yeah, so, you know.
No, for real though, you know.

[Alara] Stevan will be a bit nervous
because Nigel is definitely my type,

and then when we walk in, and he finds out
it was a lot more physical on this date,

he's gonna lose his sh*t.

I love it though.
I love... I love spicing things up.

I am a bit toxic if you couldn't tell.

-[Nigel] I'm excited. You too.
-You have good energy.

♪ I'm in the mood to start some trouble ♪

-♪ Trouble, trouble, na-na-na-na-na ♪
-♪ Trouble, trouble
...

[Justin] I feel like
I have to tidy up in here.

Knowing that we have guests coming over.

I... I look like a f*cking orange peel,
and you look like a goddess.

-Keep one eye open.
-Yeah.

If it's one of them that switches up...

-Alara. Yeah.
-...it would be Alara. For sure.

♪ Trouble, trouble, na-na-na-na-na... ♪

Shout out to all of us for holding it down
and not going on a date today.

-Heard that.
-Especially Jess.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, shout out to me.

-[Chris shouts] Oh!
-Hello!

-Oh my God!
-[Harry] We got people.

[Alara laughs]

[Alara] This is Nigel, guys.

[gasps]

[Jessica] I can't... I can't breathe.

What up, baby?
How you doing? Good to see you.

I know Nigel from LA.

Nigel's a sweetheart.

He's a good-looking lad,
but I know he's a naughty boy.

So, who knows
what he's gonna spice up tonight?

I was like, "Oh my God, you're so fit."

-Guys, we massaged each other.
-Shut up.

-[Alara chuckles] I know.
-Was it sexy?

So sexy, yeah. [laughs]

Nigel is definitely a looker.

-Hey, man. Justin.
-Nice to meet you, man.

-[Kaz] Kaz.
-Kaz?

I think the guys should be slightly...

[mouthing] "Massively."

...worried.

[all cheering]

[Alara] Are they holding hands?

-[Kaz cheers]
-[Alara] Are they holding hands?

-Are they holding hands?
-[Micah] No.

[Alara] Are you joking?

My heart literally just sank to the floor.

Stevan told me
that Brittan is definitely his type.

And yeah, I'm definitely sh1tting a brick.

Are you okay?

[Alara chuckles]

Do you need a drink? You okay?

-I need a drink. Yeah.
-Do you wanna talk?

[Alara] You sent us on a date.

-[Kaz] I was the one who set you up.
-Go on, why was that?

-Why was that?
-What do you mean, "Why was that?"

-You okay?
-Yeah. I'm cool. I gotta talk with her.

I'm very stressed.

I've known since day one
that Alara's type is not me.

It's tall, dark, and handsome.
And everyone knows Brittan is my type.

So I may be f*cked.

-[Brittan] Nigel's here.
-[Elys] Were you on the same season?

-Yeah, actually.
-Ooh.

Naughty Nigel in the house,
causing trouble already.

I'm gonna reap the benefits of it.

[chuckles]

[Alara] I was nervous when they walked in.
I want to talk about what happened.

Should we ask her how it went?

-Oh.
-Oh!

-Nick Lachey.
-What's up, guys? Buenas noches.

-Buenos días.
-Buenas noches.


-[Nick] Come on over. Let's talk.
-[men groan]

[Kaz] Okay.

It's always bad news when Nick's here.

So for the first time ever today,

we had the opportunity
to bring both men and women to the house.

So I'm curious how that worked out.
Nigel, nice to meet you by the way.

-Nice to meet you too.
-[Nick] How was it? What did you do?

We had, um, a massage, um, ritual.

-Why are you stuttering?
-Yeah.

[Kaz laughs]

-[Nigel] It was amazing.
-Good conversation, good vibes?

Yeah, her personality is,
like, on par. I love it.

-So it was a good time? Okay.
-Yeah, for sure. For sure.

-And you guys also paired on a blind date.
-Yes.

We did a little moped with a sidecar.

-I was in the sidecar.
-He was sidecar.

-No massage, but it was cool.
-Yeah, not yet. [chuckles]

[Nick] But still a good chemistry,
good conversation?

-[laughs] Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.

-No, I think we have good chemistry.
-[Stevan] 100%.

[Brittan] He checks a lot of my boxes.

-[Justin] Ooh.
-Okay. Box checker.

I have two physical types.
She's definitely one of them.

Um, and then, personality-wise,
like, yeah, we got on great.

-Nice.
-Not very nice. [chuckles]

Well, obviously you guys know
why we're here.

You're here to find your perfect match.

-[Nigel] Let's get it.
-[Nick] Have fun!

-Thank you.
-[Nick] Make good choices.

-All right. See you tomorrow.
-[Kaz] Take care, bro.

-[Harry] You okay?
-[Stevan] Yeah.

-I think she's going to the bathroom.
-[Harry] She's crying.

[gentle music playing]

[Stevan] Let's go for a chat.

It's tough to hear,
"I've had an amazing date."

I'm getting emotional
'cause I like him a lot.

I just watched the girl tell me,
like, "It was so good,"

and you guys are each other's types,
and the personalities went really well.

Did you not just say
that man was your type to a T?

-Yeah, but you said it as well.
-I said she's one of my types.

And you already knew that.
I told you that.

[Alara sighs]

Okay, so I guess
I should explain to you our date.

So, you know, we just talked,

and, um, like,
at the end of it, we did kiss.

[melancholy music playing]

We were talking. [inhales]

[splutters] And by the end of it, like,
we were sitting in the cart and like...

It just happened. I don't know.

Like, I'm not here
to move forward with you

and give you all this, like,

it's, like, it's not here
and it's there, you know?

And, um...

And I'm just f*cking with you
'cause that never happened. [chuckles]

-I was literally about to slap you.
-Nah, I...

-Why would you do that?
-[laughs]

I literally said that
"If they kiss, I'm walking out."

I could not stop thinking of you
the whole time. I swear to God. Like...

-[Alara laughing] Oh my God.
-[Stevan chuckles]

[Alara] You got me so, so stressed.

♪ Ooh, you want it ♪

♪ I fly like a comet...

[Stevan] This is almost as good
as my kiss with Brittan.

[Alara laughs]

[Alara] I can't believe that.
When you said that to me, my heart sank.

I just went from 0 to 100.
My heart was beating fast.

I am probably the most happiest girl
right now on the planet.

This is all I've wanted. [chuckles]

[Harry] So those two
are matched up, right? They...

-[Brittan] My God!
-[Jessica] Relax.

[Harry] It... Anyway.

[all laugh]

[Harry] But yeah,
they're matched up, and...

I feel like they like each other a lot.

They, like... She walked off,
so it was like, "Ah."

Yeah, but we're all, like, here to,
you know, explore.

-So I just hope everyone has an open mind.
-[Kaz] You never know.

I think so, I feel like...
Who knows what's gonna happen?

Look, I get that naughty Nigel wants
to throw that sausage around.

-[Nigel] Jess, I wanna talk to you.
-Yeah.

[Harry] But she's marked. That's my girl.

Don't try and come for me.

Me and Jess are going to be married,
have kids, and be fine forever.

So what's up with you? You know,
I didn't get to talk to anybody yet.

Um, just feeling everything out.

I'll say, you was one
of the first people I wanted to talk to.

But Harry's my guy.
You know, y'all two are together.

But I'm never not,
you know, up for a challenge.

[Jessica] Nothing is impossible.
Get in your element, work the room,

like, talk to everyone.

-That's what I'm gonna do.
-Literally, test all the flavors.

I'm coming in strong, you know.

I'm definitely getting ready
to mix and mingle.

You know, check the vibes out.

I'm in a beautiful place
with beautiful women.

There's nothing to complain about.
Like, come on.

How you been here?
How you finding everything?

Yeah, it's been good.
So I actually started off with Harry,

and then I matched up with Chris,
and then Justin came in.

[Nigel] So you're just like
ping-ponging it.

-Kinda sorta.
-[Elys laughs] Ping...

I'm just figuring out
all the dynamics as we go.

Why are you figuring out, though? I feel
like you need to go for what you want.

Mmm. Okay.

-Bring out Naughty Nigel tonight.
-[laughs]

Where is he hiding? f*cking bring him out.

Bring him out?
I think he's hiding in one more glass.

Nigel loves a challenge.

-You can go chat with him. I'm not...
-I don't wanna chat with him.

Hear me out. They're way better
well-received than the last two were.

Nigel and Brittan
are the guests of the hour.

I mean, we're all, like,
dating each other and, like,

I know the name of the game.

-[Harry] Wanna chat?
-[Brittan] Yeah.

I'm gonna come off cool and collected
and just, you know, unassuming.

-If you see someone you wanna talk to...
-I kind of wanna talk to everyone.

-Grab 'em.
-Make your rounds. Don't be shy.

And meanwhile, on the inside,
I'm like, "Oh my God."

Like, I could literally just crawl
inside myself and, like... hide.

-[Kaz] Don't be afraid to talk to anyone.
-Hi.

-Everyone talks to... Oh, okay.
-[Brittan laughing]

-There you go.
-[Brittan] You said "grab 'em."

Well, nice to officially meet you.
Thanks for bringing me in the house.

[Kaz] Of course. Of course.

-Where are you from?
-Hawaii.

[whispers] Where's that?

-Are you serious?
-[Kaz] I'm from London.

-Like, I've never been to America.
-You've never heard of Hawaii?

No.

[Brittan] The islands?
In the middle of the ocean?

-Crazy. Okay. Well, here I am. Educator.
-[Kaz laughs]

There's a chain of islands
in the middle of nowhere,

and I'm from there.

-Yeah.
-Mmm. Hawaii.

Yeah. That's the same place.

Yeah, which is a country.

[Hawaiian music playing]

[Brittan] It's not a country,
but it should be.

[music warps]

-I'm so confused.
-[Brittan] It's hard to explain.

[laughing] It's okay.

[Kaz] Oh my God.

-I'm happy you know what it is, though.
-[Kaz] I'm like... Yeah.

-Hawaii.
-The light has come behind your eyes.

[both laugh]

-Honestly, this is okay.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

[Brittan laughing] You're like this...

-This I can handle. It's okay.
-I just... Went everywhere.

Spit takes? Sexy. It's fine. [chuckles]

Okay. [clears throat]

-Kinky side's coming out already.
-[Brittan] Yes?

-Yeah.
-[both laugh]

By saying, "spit takes are sexy"?
So kinky. [chuckles]

Well, you know, could lead to other stuff.

[Brittan chuckles] You're not wrong.

-Take what you will with that.
-[Kaz] I will.

[Brittan laughing] So...

[Kaz laughs] Here we are.

-[Micah] What's going on there?
-[Justin] These two.

[Micah] He's laughing like he liked it.

She's doing what she gotta do.
One-on-one chats.

[laughs]

[Brittan]
How's your experience been so far?

It's been good. I had, uh,
first two dates come in with someone else,

then I've been with Micah.

You're quite easy to talk to.

-[Brittan] Thank you. Thanks.
-So that's nice. That's refreshing.

Yeah. Keep it coming. Like...

[laughs] Please!

[both laugh]

There's zest there, and I don't see
his girl anywhere to be found.

Oh my God.

You just gotta realize
that your man is just a people person.

[Brittan] Kaz is, like,
really beautiful to look at.

He's, like, giving me
the eye contact that I desire.

Maybe there is still room for me to enter
and maybe shake things up a little.

-[Micah] How was your chat?
-[Kaz] It was all right.

-[Micah] It was good?
-Yeah. Just got to know her in that sense.

Did you say anything about me?

Of course I did.
I said, "Oh, I'm with Micah."

[Micah] Mmm.

Even if I'm having a conversation
and you're over there, it's not like I'm...

Like, "Oh." Like...

Okay. Me too.

[Elys] How are you doing?

[Brittan] I know, like, who I would like
to ideally match up with.

-[Elys] Who's that?
-[Brittan] Kaz.

[laughs]

Did he not tell you, when you talked,
that he was matched with someone?

Not really.

[tense music playing]

I don't know where his head's at,
but there is potential there.

[Elys] You need to go for
what you wanna go for.

[Justin] Blue razz Kaz. He was trying
to help himself out in the boardroom.

Hi, welcome.
You wanna join the girls' chat?

Oh, absolutely.

I'm trying to have Brittan's back
with her little plan.

This could be so perfect.

Okay, game plan.

Can you, like, flirt with Micah?
And match with her?

-I think that's a good game plan.
-Whoa. That's a great game plan.

Fingers crossed
that we can mess with Kaz and Micah.

To be honest, Nigel and Brittan
shouldn't worry about stepping on toes.

So, it's time to branch out
and try something new.

Cheers to that. [laughs]

If this works, I'm gonna be
fighting the urge to piss myself laughing.

[laughs]

[whimsical music playing]

-How are you guys?
-[Stevan] Good. How are you?

Kaz and Micah
obviously aren't that serious.

It's free game, right?

I felt like...
we had a very easy connection.

-Yeah.
-We have really good chemistry.

It's easy to get on with you.

With me and Micah, we've been growing.

We've been developing,
and things have gotten a lot deeper.

Yeah, but we're not here
to be, like, comfortable all the time.

-We're here to, like, explore new things.
-Yeah.

Oh my God. [laughs]

-[Kaz] Don't...
-Your eye contact's so cute.

[Kaz laughs]

-Don't...
-It's so intense!

Obviously, I'm going for Kaz,
and he's going for me.

-[whimsical music ends]
-[thunder rumbling]

-[Micah] How are you feeling?
-[Nigel sighs] Honestly, I don't know.

I mean, like, are there people
that stuck out to you?

-That you're like, "Oh, I need to chat."
-[Nigel] Mmm.

Well, definitely you're attractive.

[frog croaking]

-So. I wanted to tell you.
-[Micah] Makes sense.

-[Micah laughs]
-This is so... Really.

How emotionally invested are you in Kaz?

I ask from one to ten.

Like, we've been really solid.

-Damn.
-[Micah] Yeah.

-[Nigel] I have something to tell you.
-[Micah] Say what you have to tell me.

[Nigel] Me and Brittan, we're just cool.
Like, that's my friend.

So I feel like she wouldn't
just say something to say something,

and she just said
that they're really hitting it off.

[laughs]

[Micah] That's not what he told me.

She didn't say anything bad,
but he didn't say anything about you.

I don't know what they got going on
or what he told you.

It's weird because when he talked to me,
he was like, "Yeah, the first thing I said

was that, like, I brought you up,"
and blah, blah, blah."

Like, they're literally talking right now.

-[Micah] I'm not gonna played a fool.
-[Nigel] Okay.

-Like, there's no way.
-Right.

-A win is a win.
-A win is a win.

[thunder rumbling]

Or maybe we should, like,
go talk with them and see.

Okay.

[tense music playing]

It's gotten to the point
where I'm like, "Is this ironic?"

Because I brought Brittan and Nigel
in the house to test Stevan and Alara,

but they're gonna do anything
to get into the house.

-Hello. Hi.
-[Kaz] Hello.

-Hi.
-Can we talk?

[hesitates] Yeah?

Yeah. Come on.

-Okay.
-Let's go.

[rock music playing]

[Kaz exhales]

[Kaz] I'm just gonna have
a conversation. Sorry.

It's okay.

Some of the other couples
seem to want Kaz and I to split.

It's frustrating.
I feel like a lot of people in the house

don't necessarily understand
our connection.

But, at the same time, if you're flirty
with every girl in the room,

that's not a good vibe.

[thunder rumbling]

[frog croaking]

It's a frog.
It's a frog, and it lives here.

-[frog croaking]
-[Micah laughs]

I mean, Nigel was like,
"I think Brittan is gonna go for Kaz."

And like, "I think he's just
as interested in her as she is in him."

[tense music playing]

I said to her I've been in here with you,
and we're getting a connection.

I know. That's what I said. I said,
"No, he told me that. He said that."

He was like, "He absolutely didn't."

Honestly, like,
I feel like it was so strategic.

They wanted to mess with us
'cause they see us as a strong couple.

[Elys] Brittan, how is it going?

[Brittan] I wanna match
with him. Genuinely.

-[Elys] You have one shot here.
-[Tolú] Be bold or go home, girl.

I don't know whether
that got mistranslated

-from her to him, to him to you...
-Yeah.

...or anything,
but the problem is how it comes back.

-[Brittan] Hi.
-Hi.

I know you guys just started talking.

Whenever you get a chance...

She'll turn around...

-Nigel, go back her up.
-[Justin] Back her up, Nigel. Back her up.

[Kaz] No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Can I just say something, please?

-[Brittan] What are you doing?
-[Chris] Let him do his thing.

-Don't interrupt.
-[Justin] Do your thing.

[Kaz] No. You lot all seem to be coming up
with some sort of plan.

[splutters] Because Brittan and I
had a conversation

and she was like, you hadn't voiced
the fact that you were with Micah.

But I did!

[tense music continues]

Kaz, you don't owe us any explanation...

-I feel like I do, though.
-[Tolú] No, you don't.

No, no, no. Wait. Because I think people
are talking sh*t behind my back.

No one's talking sh*t behind your back.
I had a conversation with Brittan.

-Everyone's talking behind my back.
-Why are you angry at me?

[Kaz] I'm speaking to everyone.
Don't hide behind anything.

I'm not the type
to actually hide behind nothing.

I will talk to someone face-to-face.
I'll say what it is. It doesn't matter.

[tense music intensifies]

This is literally so ridiculous.

-[Elys] Kaz.
-[Kaz] You're pissing me off.

-[Chris] Can I talk to you, bro?
-No. I'm done. I'm done.

Oh my God.

♪ Come and get it
Say you want my spot... ♪


[Kaz] Get me out of here.

-[Brittan] I don't know what's up.
-[Tolú] That wasn't fun.

No! This isn't an asylum to my knowledge,
but it might be after that.

-I don't know. So.
-[Tolú] A smidgen.

Yeah.

[thunder rumbling]

I'm seeing Kaz
call Brittan for conversations

and Nigel with Micah,
and they both seemed happy.

And all I said to Brittan,
"Stop being careful. Go for it."

Micah and Kaz
have been a little bit rocky,

and now Kaz
is getting his knickers in a twist.

I mean, the whole thing
is just an absolute shambles.

I'm done with their situation.

No, you're right.
And I'll stand by ya. So.

Me and you, maybe?

Three to five working days is kind of
the time I take to get back to someone.

I don't have that amount of time.
I need to know right now.

[laughs] I would love to match.

[Elys laughing]

♪ Won't be no doubt... ♪

Let's do it.

♪ Look at me now...

I started off with Harry.

It was like fireworks at the beginning.
It went 100 miles per hour.

And then there's Justin, and it was not...
fireworky at the beginning.

But sometimes a slow burner is better
than this fiery lust at the beginning.

Team...

[whispers] ...Justin.

[chuckles]

I wanna eat a crisp before bed.

[Harry] Did you make a decision
on who you wanna match with?

[Jessica] I mean, we match every night.
But like why? Why do we?

Is it 'cause we're comfortable?

Because I'm falling in love with you.

[romantic music playing]

[Jessica] How do you know?

[Harry] Because I can't think
about anything else besides you.

We get each other spiritually,
mentally, emotionally,

and there's never gonna be anyone else.

My heart's like, "Oh my God,
this is your man, your husband."

I'm excited because, like,
I get to have my perfect person,

and I get to have my perfect best friend.

[Jessica moans]

Would you wanna match?

Yes, I wanna match with you
now and forever and even after that.

♪ I've been falling for you... ♪

-You wanna get married?
-[Jessica] What?

[both laughing]

-[Harry] It's a question.
-You have to ask me properly.

I don't have the 70 million dollar ring.

[both laughing]

[Jessica] I didn't have any expectation
before coming here.

Fast-forward to now,
it's gotten very deep very fast.

We're like magnets.

We just end up being back with each other.

[romantic music ends]

This might be the most difficult decision
of my life, but do you wanna match?

-[chuckling] I'm kidding.
-Yeah, let's...

Babe, do you wanna match? Match with me.

[Tolú] I feel safe and secure with my man,

but Kaz and Micah?

It sucks to say, but I feel like
people are coming at them so much

because they must sense
a crack in their relationship.

Everyone seems to be saying
this and that about us, and, like...

I don't understand.

And I can see you're upset. Why are
you reacting so much? Why do you care?

[Kaz] I want them to say it to my face.

I don't like people going around talking
and being snidey and all of this.

In terms of us,
it shows how much I care about us.

I'm trying to defend us
'cause all these people are saying about,

we're, like, the least compatible.

Who gives a f*ck?
I understand why you're upset.

I'd be upset too.
But it's like, it's not worth it.

Like, it has nothing to do with us.

All right. Let's just go to bed.

Well, no, say something nice.

Are you serious?

[both laughing]

[laughing] Do you wanna match
with me tonight?

[upbeat music playing]

Um, all right.
Let's blow this popsicle stand.

[laughing]

-It's fine. Come on.
-[Kaz] Oh my God.

-Not me taking my top off.
-Not my skirt coming fully off.

Look at what I'm dealing with.
This happened in the chaos.

♪ Just guilt that keeps you innocent ♪

[Nigel] What you thinking about right now?

That I came here to find my love match,

but instead, I, like, infiltrated
on a bunch of married couples,

and none of them are swingers.

[Nigel laughs]

[Nigel] Bye, house!

[gentle music playing]

-See you!
-[Brittan] I have nothing to say.

I guess I'm leaving out here tonight
without a perfect match.

It happens to the best of us.
I feel like I gave it a real shot.

I just need something or somebody
to take it to the next level with me,

to tie that knot,
boyfriend-and-girlfriend-wise.

♪ Too bad for you ♪

♪ I truly feel for you...

My tarot cards lied to me.
My perfect match is not here.

But I'm leaving here
with my head held high.

I think love always finds me.

I never am directly looking for it,

but I always seem to attract
what's good for me,

and I will go find someone

who will see my value
out there in the world.

♪ Ah-ah, oh-ooh... ♪

-[Jessica laughs]
-Do not disturb!

[Alara laughs]

♪ Ah-ah, oh-ooh ♪

♪ Ah-ah, oh-ooh... ♪

[Alara] Come on.

♪ I'm better off alone though ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Take life easy, just do your thing ♪

♪ Have fun, feel no pain ♪

♪ Dance all night and party all day...

[Chris] Let's do this.

Aha. En garde, good sir.

-[Justin] Aha. [laughs]
-[laughs]

[Harry] That would be a good scene.

You ready? To win? And whoop some a*s.

I'm ready, baby.

-[Justin] En garde!
-[Harry laughs]

[groans] I can see you're a jouster.

-[laughs]
-You have experience jousting.

Whoa!

-Is my braid okay? Is it pretty?
-[Alara] I love your hair like this.

-It looks like Rapunzel.
-[Alara] Thank God you did it like this.

[Jessica] I feel like at this point,
most of the couples are so solid,

but I think there are some matches
that are going on around me

that I might not necessarily believe
can go the distance.

What's up?

-[both] Whoa!
-[Nick] What's up?

[Justin] Whoa! Nicky!

-[Chris] No. This isn't okay.
-[Jessica] What the hell?

-Oh my God.
-[Chris] Uh-oh.

Yeah, I can tell
by the looks on your faces,

you're like, "What is he doing here?"

-What's happening?
-Uh-oh.

-[Kaz] What's going on?
-[Nick] Let's chat!

-[Tolú] Oh, I don't like this.
-I don't like this either, Nick.

It's Nick Lachey.
In the middle of the day.

And I don't know what to say. [laughs]

No, Nick's here? What is going on?

[Nick] Everybody relax.
It's gonna be okay.

I hate that you think
I'm always bringing some kind of bad news.

Don't be nervous.
I just wanna see how everybody's doing.

How was last night? Good night?

-I mean, yeah.
-We had fun.

-Nothing changed, as you can tell.
-[Nick] I can see that.

No new faces in the house.

You're feeling very good
about the matches that you're in.

And I wanna say, I think that's amazing,
'cause that's what this is all about.

-It's about finding your perfect match.
-[Tolú] Aw.

I also wanna say,
however, in the real world,

it's impossible to spend every minute
of every day with your partner.

So with that in mind, we're gonna
mix things up a little bit today.

Fellas, you guys are gonna go out
and have a little boys' day.

[men cheering]

All right?

And not to be excluded,
we're not playing favorites.

Ladies, you guys will go out together
and have a little girls' day!

-Yes!
-[Alara] Yeah, baby!

-[Nick] So, fellas, are you ready?
-[Harry] Yeah, let's do it.

-Transportation's here. Out you go. Go.
-[Justin] Let's do it!

-[Nick] Go, go.
-Please!

-Bye.
-[Nick] Have fun in Tulum!

-[Jessica] Make good choices.
-I am looking forward for girls' day.

We can talk some sh*t, have some rosé,

and have the best day.

-[Alara] You behave.
-You behave.

It wouldn't hurt to get away
from our men for a little bit.

-[Chris] I'll miss ya.
-Bye.

Bye-bye.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Kaz has been on my nerves,

so it's time to have fun with the girls.

-Enjoy it.
-[Chris] Let's go.

Nick, we better see you, man.

Don't worry. They're safe with me.
Don't worry. We're good.

Oh, I'm relaxed.

Some peace and quiet.

Actually, pause.
What does boys' day entail?

Honestly, I'm expecting some mess
because now you are separating us,

and they don't have no supervision.

Oh Lord. I just know
that they're about to go wild.

[Nick] Can't wait to hear all about it.

-You coming with, Nick?
-[Nick] I am not. I wish I were. I am not.

-Come on, Nick!
-We won't tell Vanessa.

[Nick] I'll wait for the stories.

[groans] Yeah. Got the place to myself.

Not so bad around here.

Just me and my thoughts.

♪ I'm feeling golden and it's showing ♪

♪ Already cornered the market ♪

♪ I'm just getting started... ♪

[men cheering]

-Wow, what have we got down here?
-[Kaz laughs]

Boys' day! Come on. It's lads, lads, lads.

-Oh, scuba kit?
-Wow!

Whoa!

I know we're all gonna have fun.
The bromance is already there.

-All right.
-Boys' day!

It's gonna be a lovely day.

-[Harry] Cheers to the boys' day.
-Cheers to the boys.

-We deserve it.
-Yeah!

[drum beating]

[Melinda] Let's go, ladies.

[tense music playing]

We're back, b*tches!

[Stevan] Oh!

Oh-oh!

[Melinda] We're back!

[Xanthi] Hello!

[Chris] Oh no!

-[Melinda] You can't have fun without us!
-[Stevan] What's up?

Bunch of girls, all the homies.

-[men cheering]
-[Justin] Boys' day!

There's no positivity coming out of this.
I can promise you that.

-[Chris] Oh my God.
-[Stevan] Oh.

-What's going on?
-[Harry] We're very naughty boys.

So... [laughs]

[Melinda] Surprise, surprise!

♪ Enter the battleground ♪

♪ Warriors all around ♪

-[Hawaiian music plays]
-[narrator] Aloha!

In 1959, the United States of America
welcomed its 50th state of Hawaii.


Welcome to the family, Hawaii.

Hawaii is approximately 2,500 miles
off the mainland coast of the US of A.


This archipelago of islands
is home to a rich native culture,


beautiful vistas,
and of course, wave riding.


Look at Jimmy go.
How about that handstand?


Splash. Hawaii. Aloha.

[music ends]