02x03 - She's All MILF

[bunniefuu]

Guys, that's my [bleep] dad.

-What?
-What the [bleep]?

My dad's here.

[woman] Oh, my God.

The dads are hotter
than the sons.

What's going on?
Are we dating the sons
and their fathers?

[man] Love the dads.

How long are they going
to be here, though?

The dads are here
to stay, girls.

[all cheering]

Yes, we've gone out together,
and we've kind of done

-the wingman thing,
but not after the same girl.
-But not after the same women.

-What the [bleep] is going on?
-[laughs]

I was loving life, right?

Me and Barby definitely had
a connection.

And then suddenly my dad
comes in,

and that's just changed up
the whole dynamic.

You look familiar.

Not in a million years
would I ever expect to see

my dad walk through that door.

We haven't spoken in years,
so I've never felt

this awkward in
my entire life.

I thought I would be into
the older guys,

but I have to admit,
I'm feeling the young.

Come here.

Joey is definitely my type.

The biting of the butt,
such a turn on.

[whoops]

Too soon to be saying
someone is off limits.

Like, girl,
what are you doing?

Every single time that
I'm talking to somebody that

you're interested in,
you get upset with me.

Like who?

You did it with Darren
tonight.

There is heat in
the air tonight

with Barby and Crystal.

No, you're gaslighting me
right now.

I'm not gaslighting you
[bleep].

Girl, I don't give a [bleep]
about you being
no [bleep] damn stripper.

Holy [bleep].

It's about to go down.

Don't gaslight me. [bleep].

Because you a [bleep] damn
stripper.

Sit your punk a*s down.

-Yeah.
-My punk a*s.

Yeah. You better.

So you've been hurt

I see it in your eyes

You're beaten down

By those other guys
I'll pick you up

Be by your side

[Barby] Last night, things got
a little out of hand.

Crystal and I were
exchanging words,

and emotions were flying.

And I just thought it would be
in our best interest

if we didn't share
a room anymore.

Woo! Barby, they're back.

They just run off.

Oh my God, I feel like my,
how am I going to do this?

What's going down?
What's going down?

Will you please help me pack?

Just grab all my [bleep]
and put it in the other room.

Everything on this bed
is mine.

I've never seen this many
clothes in my life.

Sorry, it's going to be
[bleep] heavy.

[Crystal] I was like, wow.

She got everything,
every piece of lint, whatever.

It was gone.

So, are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

-I mean, I got lots of sleep.
-Okay.

But then, gosh,
I was just like
sobbing upstairs.

Like, I have so much...

-trauma from past friendships
and connections.
-Sure. Okay.

Really?

Yeah, well, just like times
that I probably
didn't speak up

about things
that should have been
addressed, you know?

Well, then maybe
you've cleared the air now.
Do you know what I mean?

Maybe going forward,
we can just kind of,

like, let bygones be bygones,
you know?

It'll be okay.

I'm concerned that Crystal
and Barby will continue
to clash.

You know, it's my hope that
maybe they can talk
through this

and come to terms
and find a happy ending
to this.

But with Barby moving out,
clearly there are

some hard feelings.

So we'll have to see
how this works out.

[Ashley speaking]

[Darren speaking]

-You were the cause of
the drama.
-Maybe.

I don't think so. Me?

[all laughing]

I know my type.

And so obviously,
my type is drama.

But I told myself that
I was not going to find
the girl

with the most drama.

And then, of course,
who are the two
I'm kind of vibing with?

Hello, drama.

Like we talked about at
the table last night.

I'm like, yeah,
no drama for me.

But it's what
I'm attracted to. You know...

It pulls me in.

And the funny thing is,
my son, he's the same way.

[all laughing]

Do you think I was wrong
for my reaction last night?

[Stacy] Even though you had
your words,

but you still kept
your composure.

You didn't get out of context
and grab something

and throw something back,
which I commend you for,

because I know it took a lot.

Because like you said,
you don't throw objects,
you throw hands.

I throw hands.
Growing up in
the neighborhoods

that I grew up in,

I could not literally,
like, walk to school

without fighting all the time.

I had to because girls
were jealous.

My hair was longer.
I dressed nice.

These girls would pour bleach
in your face.

You know what I'm saying?

And beating you
with golf clubs
and Olde English bottles.

-You know how rough it was.
-Yeah.

So this right here,
come on now.

Come on now.

Me and Barby are
not talking, obviously.

And the way I feel is
don't say anything to me.

I don't want to talk.

Stay on the other side.

Well, hopefully we can move
past it today.

-We are.
-We are.

I'm good. I'm waiting for
the next activity.

See how we all mingling now?
We moved on?

[Crystal]
When I first got here,
you know, I was into Chris.

[laughs]

And we've had a great date,
but my attention is

turned towards Stacy
because I like his vibe.

And from what I'm told,
when I like a person,

my eyes narrow.

And I stare into their eyes,
and I don't break away.

So look at me in
my eyes, okay?

I'm looking you in your eyes,
and I end up just...

[laughs]

What a beautiful day.

-There we go.
-Yes, I love football.

-I'm playing next.
-We'll get
a little game going.

[Jami]
What's going on today?

Well, obviously,
you know who I'm feeling.

Me and Joey, we just
get each other,
if that makes any sense.

-[Jami] It does.
-[Christina] Yeah, yeah.

And that's hard to find.

He seems more mature
than his age, you know?

-He's very mature, yeah.
-He is.

-Very mature, yeah.
-Who are you feeling in
the manor?

-I really adore the boys.
-Mm-hmm.

What do you think about
the dads?

-Listen, I'm having
frenergy, you know?
-Yeah.

But frenergy is better
than nothing.

I am having a little bit of
an internal struggle with

something that
I'm not really sure

how to articulate to anyone.

I know what I want,
and I will not...

you know, give in to anything
that I don't want.

We're all here for
the same reason.

However, my reasons
are a bit different.

I mean, it's early, too.

Right.

You just have to leave it open
and just see what happens.

Yeah.

Jami, I feel that
she's not necessarily

engaging with the dads.

I don't feel like she's really
feeling the boys.

I'm trying to figure out
what's going on with her.

There's obviously
something off.

I'm just not sure
what that is.

-But just know
I'm here for you.
-Thank you.

If you need to talk
about anything

-or you start liking somebody.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-I am here for you.

I'm Kelle.
You might remember me
from season one.

As disco mommy,
I brought all the fun.

I'll be in the hot tub at 10.

Please.
Ma, you gotta chill out.

[Kelle] People probably
remember me with Jose,

setting off into the sunset.

Unfortunately,
it did not work out.

Now we have
a great friendship,

and I wish him well.

He's an amazing human.
I love him.

This time, it's like
dads and sons,

so we have, like,
double to pick from.

This is gonna get interesting.

I'm hoping the guys that
are in the house

are actually open to
a serious relationship.

Hello!

Because this time,
I'm gonna find my man.

-How about Joey just clears
this all up right now?
-Hey, is Joey here?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Who the [bleep] is that?

I look over, and I see
somebody else walking in,

and she walked in
with that beautiful dress on,
I must say.

And I'm like, yo, hold up.
Who's this coming in?

-Is my son here?
-[Joey] Uh, no.

I don't think so.

[Sam] I'm interested to know
who this new woman is.

She seems very confident.

She kind of walked in with
an air of she knows what

she's doing and acting like
she was the queen already.

How are you?

-Good. I'm Kelle.
-I'm Joey. Nice to meet you.

You're Joey?

That's my son's name.

-Nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God.

[Joey] New girl in the house.

I think Kelle's
the hottest girl here.

Definitely love to get
to know Christina

a little bit more,
but I gotta remember that

there's so many other options
here right now

that I kinda gotta leave
my playbook open.

So, lots of thoughts going on
in my head right now.

Just trying to stay focused.

And I do want
to bite her butt.

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Jacob, nice to meet you.
-Hello, Jacob.

Nice to see you.
Oh, that's so charming.

Hello.

-How's it going?
-Good.

-Hi, I'm Kelle.
-I'm Christina.

Nice to meet you.

-Nice to see you.
-Where are you from?

-North Carolina.
-Oh, cute.

[Christina] What the hell
is this girl doing here?

Is she here to just stir
[bleep] up?

Is she really here for,
you know, what we're here for?

What's going on?
I could feel her energy
right away.

I could tell Kelle,
without knowing Kelle,

she's going to bring it.

Yo, what the [bleep] is
going on here?

I don't have a damn clue.
That's what we're about
to find out.

-Kelle?
-Yeah?

-You know her?
-Hi.

I just know you from
season one.

-Oh, yay. What's your name?
-Hi.

-I'm Barby.
-Hi.

-Barby? Oh, my God.
-Yeah.

-I love your name.
It's so cute.
-Nice to meet you.

I got my glitter on
your boob already.

[Barby] You know, I'm not
a fan of Kelle because

I saw her experience
on season one.

-So are you.
-[Barby] She's a mean girl.

She's a big personality,
but I think she's going

to learn the hard way
that she's not the queen bee,

and it's not going
to take her long.

[Kelle] I know what I want,
and I'm glad I get to find out

who else here knows,
because I'm here
to find a guy.

So if I make friends
in the end, happy days.

But if not,
I'm here for your man.

Oh, hello.

-Oh, here she is.
-There we go.

-Oh, cute!
-There we go.

-[laughs]
-Barby, that doesn't scare me,
babe.

-I can do the same.
-Okay.

You don't think
that's competition?

I'm having, like,
an internal struggle.

I don't really want to talk
about it with everyone.

-Right, right.
-I've been holding a secret.

And I have to get it off
my chest.

It is driving me insane.

The reason why I'm not having
a connection is...

Oh.

[Kelle] Hello!

I am Kelle.
I was on season one

-of MILF Manor.
-Yo.

-Oh, okay.
-I'm so excited to meet
all of you.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Kelle, what's your impression
of the first of dads?

Um, the dads are hot,
but their sons are hot too,
so...

-Agreed.
-[all laughing]

-[cellphone chimes]
-I have a message.
Who wants to know?

-Read it out loud for us.
-Let's go.

It says, "Kelle, welcome back.

You may be arriving
a little late,

but don't worry
because you're going on

a special date today
with your favorite

father-son duo."

[all cheering]

"When you're ready,
ask out the dad and the son

you want to spend
the day with.

Good luck."

-That could be fun.
-No.

-No, it would not.
-Us going out with
the same girl.

-No.
-Showing the charm,
the black cat charm.

-Yeah, but.
-Are you kidding me?

No.

Yeah.

Good.

Now all the girls,
they're like,
"Oh, this b*tch."

-[laughs]
-They're like, "Who is
this person walking in?"

More competition.

It was just funny watching
the other girls' expression,
right?

[Joey speaking]

It was really...

-[imitates whispering]
-Yeah.

Okay, so who's up first?

Knowing that I have to go on
a father-son date

is going to be
a little bit awkward.

It's definitely
a first for me.

But Joey definitely
caught my eye.

And I can hardly wait to get
to know the British guy.

He is so fine.
They all have some

amazing qualities
they bring to the table.

And I just have to figure out
what's best for me.

Joey, come on.

-All right, Joe, get up there.
-I'm coming.

Where's your daddy?

-My dad.
-Who's your daddy?

-I'm your daddy.
-Bring your daddy.

-All right, come on.
-Come over here, guys.

Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

So who do you think
she's gonna pick?

I don't know,
but what if she starts picking

some of the people we like?

Like, what the hell?
Like, you know,
what just happened?

Everybody knows
I'm feeling Joey,
so I'm confused.

What is she doing here?
Why is she talking to my man?

What the hell's going on here?

I feel like it's changed
the dynamic of

the whole house, pretty much.

So have you guys connected
with anybody so far?

[Joey] I dabbled a little bit.

[Anthony] Yeah, we're just,
we were only here for a day.

Why are you single?
You're just, like, perfect.

My dad has game.

The only reason I know
my dad has game is

because I have game
and I got it from somewhere.

[Anthony]
You know what I taught him?

To be true, to be a gentleman,
and not to be fake.

What woman is not going
to love that?

Integrity.

Having integrity and knowing
how to make vodka sauce.

Two things.

You guys are so cute.

We are like best friends.

-Come on, I--
-That's how my oldest daughter
and I are.

-Oh, that's nice.
-I have six kids.

[Joey] She has six kids,
and that's like

a lot of kids for
one individual.

And so it's definitely raising
some flags.

They're not red or green,
just yellow.

Again, proceed with caution
and see what comes out of it.

How do you look like this
to have six kids?

-I love how you take it.
-I work at it.

[Joey]
You know, six kids is a lot.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting a migraine
thinking about it.

Well, you may have some
competition for Joey, girl.

I love some good competition.

Joey and I, we're both on
the same page.

We obviously have a vibe.
We just get each other.

But I think Kelle's beautiful
and amazing.

So I definitely feel like
there's some competition,

obviously, you know?

Hi.

Okay, so first of all,
what happened to your leg?

I tripped, hit the floor,
and fractured my femur.

Wow.

-So you can still dance or no?
-Well...

-He can't dance.
-He can't dance?

-Yeah.
-I love to dance.

-Hi, babe.
-It's nice to meet you.

You too. What do you do?

I was supposed to go back
to school this semester.

Decided not to.
Decided to come on vacation
at this lake.

-Can't complain.
-[laughing]

-A trip with Dad.
-Yeah?

-What about you?
-Well, no, it was not supposed
to be a trip with Dad.

-Yeah, exactly.
-It was not supposed
to be a trip with Dad.

Kelle would be fun for a night
on the town.

And it would be interesting
just to kind of see
the dynamic

with my son, Sam,
and I with Kelle there.

And are we going to get
all flirtatious or not?

[Sam] We're already
very competitive,

and this is just going to step
that up a bit more.

All right, let's see what
you got, Pops.

Look at this handsome
father-son duo over here.

What's going on?

-How are you?
-Wow, you guys look great.

Thank you.

-So do you.
-Thanks.

-Are you talking
to people? Are you?
-Little bit.

Are you? Are you? Are you?

-I'm so annoying.
-A little bit.

-Are you shy?
-A little bit.

Aw, that's so cute.

Dating in front of my dad
just seems a bit weird
for me,

just because
we haven't talked in so long.

I feel like me and him
need to clear
our relationship up

before I can move on
with somebody else,

especially in front of him.

So it was so great meeting
both of you.

You guys are both
really amazing.

You need to come out
of your shell.

Disco Mommy's going
to bring it out.

Don't you worry.

[Barby]
She's a big personality,
and I think she was kind of

-the personality of
the first season.
-Oh, yeah?

She's going to give us
a run for our money.

I like it.
I like a run for our money.

-Yeah, I like that.
-[Barby]
She's an acquired taste.

Like, you know, sardines.

-All right.
-Right then.

So you're from across
the pond.

We don't tend to cross
the pond very often.

-No?
-We've been over
a couple of times.

-Would you date somebody
in the US? All right.
-Yeah, of course.

Since my divorce,
I haven't done much dating,

to be perfectly honest.
I've had two dates.

But I think now I'm ready
to get on the horse and start.

So what are you looking for
in a woman?

I like looks.

Um...

Fit, athletic,
somebody without baggage.

[Kelle] Do you have baggage?

-I'm sure I do.
-[both laughing]

-I'm sure I have some baggage.
-You want somebody
without baggage,

but you're carrying your own.

She's a lot, right?

I feel like
you're not attracted to people

who are super sort of
in your face.

No, she'd eat me alive.

-Yeah.
-Um...

I'm also double-checking,
you know,
who you're going for.

-I'm going to give you
advice because--
-Oh, you're vetting me?

Yeah, of course. Of course.

It needs to go both ways,
right?

[Kelle] So, have you connected
with anyone?

[Jacob] Barby over there.

We've definitely got
a connection.

How does it make you feel
to see him over there

speaking with her right now?

Do you feel threatened
by Kelle?

No.

But for some reason,
that sparked a little bit of

-a coochie tingle for me.
-I didn't see that coming.

Here we go.
Hashtag coochie tingle.

-Interesting.
-Yeah.

Have you seen the RILFI room?

-No.
-No.

-Well, we'll show you later.
-What is it?

The RILFI.

Room.

Room I'd like to [bleep] in.

Oh, hello.

Oh, here she is.

-There we go.
-Oh, cute.

-There we go.
-Barby, that doesn't
scare me, babe.

-Yes.
-Welcome to something else.

-[both laughing]
-I can do the same.

[Jacob] Okay.

Oh, look. [gasps]

[woman]
Oh, that was a little...

Oh, wow.

You don't think
that's competition?

I think she wants it to be.

Well, hello.

[mimics fanfare, laughs]

I've definitely made
a decision on

who I want to take on a date.

[man] Drum roll, please.
Drum roll, please.

And I'm going to say...

I want to take Anthony
and Joey.

-[all cheering]
-Because I think we're going
to have so much fun.

I got to give her a hug.
Come here.

Oh, I say hello.

-[laughs]
-All right.

[all laughing]

And I think we will all vibe
so well together.

-We have a lot of fun.
-We're going to have fun.

[Christina]
I actually dated a young man
a year after my divorce.

It was a full relationship.
It just did not work out.

And it kind of left me
not having anyone.

And then this experience
came up.

This is what I came for,
to meet someone like Joey.

So I'm nervous as hell
right now.

What if he chooses her?

All right, guys.
See you later.

Joey, have a good time.

Joey, good luck.

-Has anyone done tantric yoga?
-I don't know what it is.

-It's sexual yoga.
-Sexual, okay.

Oh, God. Like, no.

Oh, boy.

I'm good, Dad. I'm good.

[Joey] I'm trying to, like,
stay focused,

but how do you do that
when your dad's there?

-Did you really just say that?
-Yeah.

-[Jacob] Hello, hello,
how we doing?
-[Barby] Hi.

Are we gonna scissor?

[Jacob] We could scissor,
if you're into that.

Wait, is that awkward?
Wait, hold on.

-You do whatever you want.
-Okay.

Yeah.

Barby was, you know,


that I was looking at
initially,

and we definitely had
a connection.

You know, we went on the date,
we were laughing together,

and then my dad came in,
and I just felt
completely different.

And I feel like, you know,
for me, I had to take her

for a chat and tell her
how I was feeling.

So how are you feeling right
now with your dad being here?

It's definitely changed
my sort of perception

on things for sure.

I feel like I was a little bit
more reserved yesterday

because I was trying
to sort of take in
the situation.

It's definitely going
to bring us a lot closer.

-Yeah.
-Hopefully.

-As long as he's not trying
to come on to you then.
-Yeah.

-[chuckles]
-We'll see.

-Obviously our date
went super well.
-Mm-hmm.

I think you're a lovely lady
and I'd love to pursue things,

to be honest.

I think this second date
should definitely happen

-at some point.
-Yeah.

I still think I'm very
interested in trying to get

-to know you more
and having our second date.
-Definitely.

The RILFI should be utilized
at some point.

-What?
-The RILFI.

-The room.
-Oh... Oh.

What are your thoughts
about that?

I think after everything
that happened last night,

I just think maybe I need
some alone time.

I don't really want to move
too fast with Jacob.

I mean, it's very early on,
and I want to keep

my options open.

Do you want to touch my corns?

-Your corns?
-Just kidding.

I'm not sure about that,
to be honest. [laughs]

-[Kelle] I'm so excited.
-This'll be a good time.

-Some yogi.
-I hope it's yoga.

-It looks like yoga.
-We really don't know.

-It looks like it says yoga.
-Are you guys glad
I picked you?

-Yes.
-Very happy.

Yeah, you look like
a fun time.

Don't people, like,
fart when they do yoga?

-Hi.
-[Ann] Hi.

Welcome to my studio.

It's really great
to have you here today.

Should I take my jacket off?

[Anne] I would love for you to
take your jacket off.

-Please take
your shoes off, too.
-[Anthony] All right.

So what are we doing?

Has anyone done tantric yoga?

-I'm sorry, what was that?
-Nope.

-Have you practiced
tantric yoga?
-No, but I've heard about it.

-No.
-Okay, good.

-I heard of that.
-It's going to be fun.

So come on onto the mat.

What is it?
I don't know what it is.

-It's sexual yoga.
-Sexu-- Okay. All right.

Oh, God.

Like, no way, no.

All right.

Well, so what are
we just doing?

Positions on our own?

I'm going to ask you
to be in the middle.

-Come on into the mat.
-Let's get started.

-Yeah, there you go.
-Come on here.

We're on our own mat,
so that's a good thing, Joe,
okay?

Yeah.

-Yeah, there you go.
-Perfect.

Okay, so we're going to have
an experience of tantra yoga.

And it's about increasing
your intimacy

with your partners of choice.

I'm hoping that we kind of
ease our way into this.

I've only known these guys
for a few hours,

and this is a pretty
intimate type of yoga.

I mean, I feel like
it's something you would do

with your partner of
several years,

not just like someone
you just met

with his son or with his dad.

Can you very kindly reach
towards Kelle's knees?

Good. And just see
if you can release

your lower back a little bit
by forward folding.

-Okay.
-[Kelle] Yeah.

Okay. [laughs]

-Good intentions, everybody.
-You all right, Joe?

-Good.
-I'm good.

-Good thing I can't bend
that far.
-Okay, so-- [laughs]

[Joey] This entire date
is a little mentally
challenging.

I'm trying to, like,
stay focused.

But at the same time,
it's like,

how do you do that
when your dad's there?

[Anne] Both gentlemen,
will you bend your knees

even further to 90 degrees?

[Joey] I kind of just mentally
took myself out of, like,

this actual situation
and went to another place.

-You know, I was kind of...
-[Anthony] Well, we were,
like,

doing a yoga class, you know?

-[Joey] Yeah,
regular yoga class.
-That's how we figured.

Drop the tantric.

Mentally and internally,
there was no tantric going on.

Yeah. No tantric, yep.

-Wasn't part of it.
-Just stretching.

-Oh, boy.
-[laughs]

I'm good, Dad. I'm good.

I'm talking to her, Joe.
I didn't call you honey.

-I thought you said Joey.
-[laughs]

What is that game
with the dots?

-Twister.
-Twister.

It was like we were playing
a game of Twister.

So we turned it into Twister.

Meet up a little bit closer.

Fantastic. Okay?

I'm definitely getting
a good stretch right now.

-Does it feel good for you?
-Did you really just say that?

[laughs] Yeah.

-I meant, like,
you know, to stretch.
-He's behind me.

Feels great.

-Can't believe you're so low.
-Oh, my gosh.

I'm talking about
your stretching.

It feels amazing.

I'm going to bet this is
the first father-son tantric

with a random third-party girl
they just met

ever done in the history of
tantric yoga.

[Anne] How are your hearts
feeling right now?

[Jacob speaking]

I think so, too.

I was... When I saw
his reaction, I was like...

I think Anthony and Kelle
are definitely gonna
hit it off, though.

-I think they're, like,
two peas in a pod.
-[Crystal] I could see that...

[Jacob] Joey seems a lot
more mature than his dad,

which is surprising, right?

[Christina] And I think that
was my attraction to him,

-was the maturity of that.
-Yeah.

Which is why this date's
gonna be interesting,

because the tables
have turned, right?

[Christina]
I don't know how Joey
is feeling about the date

or how he feels about Kelle,
but with my past history,

being cheated on,
being heartbroken, you know,

I don't want to have
that happen again to me.

Nobody's talking about Miles.

I don't even know if Miles
even likes anybody

or if anybody likes Miles.

Miles, like, I don't want
to get into it.

-He's in there sleeping.
-Yeah, I don't want
to get into it too much,

but, like, the situation
with his dad...

They weren't speaking
before this.

-[gasps]
-Wow.

But Miles, he hasn't seen him
in, like, three years.

[Ashley] What was Miles like
before the dads arrived?

Quiet.

-Was he quiet as well?
-[Jacob] Miles was quiet.

[Barby] He's more reserved.

[Jacob] But I don't know
if it's the fact that
he's shy,

because he's quite a shy guy.

It's the fact that he's...

establishing a relationship
with his dad

which he hasn't had
for a while...

-[Barby] Wow. Intense.
-...which is so beautiful,
right?

Like, but at the same time
that's, like,
mind [bleep] w*r.

-You know, you're in here
trying to get to know women...
-Right.

...but at the same time,
you're also trying

to get to know your dad.

I think it's really important
that Miles and Stacy

spend quality time together
and they sort of have

a nice long conversation.

It's like,
when is that situation

going to happen where
you are both put in

a house together
and you are basically

forced to figure it out?

And maybe that's
a good thing, you know,

'cause, like,
if you're not forced

to do something like that,
it's very easy to not do it.

That's a lot emotionally.

-[Barby] Yes.
-For him.

Aw, Miles.

[Anne]
Okay, Kelle, you're gonna
come into warrior two.

It's gonna be
your right foot forward.

All right.

And it's your turn.

You're gonna come up into
your second warrior.

Okay, awesome.

I need you to look at Kelle.

No smiling.

Kelle, no smiling.

Take each other in
through the eyes.

Take your arms to hold
and support each other.

Release the front hand
to the sky.

[Kelle] I've never stared into
anyone's eyes this intensely.

The way that Anthony
is staring into my eyes
right now,

he's definitely piercing
into my soul,

and he clearly is giving me
the look.

I honestly am kind of vibing
more with Anthony

right now than Joey.

Anthony is, like,
definitely very confident

in who he is as a man.

[Anne] Relax your arms away
from each other.

Back to warrior two.

[Anthony] I've been divorced
for about seven years,

so I am looking for
a beautiful relationship,

and I like Kelle a lot.
You know, I still got
to get to know her.

She's got a side to her that
I'm a little curious about.

We were doing, like, sex yoga.

That was just, like,
so up close and personal.

It was just, like, next level.

[Christina]
Joey, he didn't talk to me,
and my feelings were hurt.

I just didn't appreciate it.

So what would you say
if one of the women here

misrepresented themselves?

What?

Oh, look who's back
from the town.

-Where did you go?
-I don't know, man.

You don't want to know.
Yeah, it's so embarrassing
what just happened.

[Sam] I love my dad.
He's one of my best friends.

But never in my life
have I ever thought

I wanted to go on
a double date with him.

I don't even like talking
about dating with him,

so let alone going on a date
with the same woman.

Ugh, no thank you.

-Okay, do tell.
-Guys, that was one of
the worst nights of my life.

-Are you kidding me?
-Oh, no, Joey.

That was just, like,
so up close and personal

and oily with
my father and her,

and, like, it was just,
like, next level, like, weird.

-[Crystal] Did you say oily?
-[Barby] At a restaurant?

Oily. No, we were at
a yoga studio.

Oh, we thought you were at
a restaurant.

And we were doing, like,
sex yoga.

[bleep]

Yeah, you guys should
all be happy you didn't go.

I feel like we're making
you talk about,

like, bringing back all
the trauma again.

I'm so sorry.

[Joey speaking]

[Barby] Oh. Yeah,
of course she was.

She lives for this [bleep].

When he got back to the house,
Joey was, like, ignoring me.

He didn't talk to me,
which was weird because

we were so comfortable
around each other.

So I was confused.

And honestly,
my feelings were hurt.

So, you know, I'm not,
I'm just going to, you know,

I'm not... I'm just going
to ignore Joey.

That sounds kind of childish,
right, tit for tat.

But I just didn't
appreciate it.

So what's going on?

Well, no, I want to hear
about you.

-About me?
-Yes.

Like, it's always
exciting when you tell me
how's it been.

We're just all outside, like,
chilling and, like...

-Yeah?
-Just hanging out.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

And, what...

Um, not a lot.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

'Cause I know you guys were
having a lot of fun.

-And when he got back from
the date with Kelle...
-Yeah, yeah.

...I wasn't sure if you guys
spoke or...

We're all just outside,
like, chilling.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so would you go on
a date with...

Okay, hypothetically,
I know you're not
feeling anybody,

but would you go on
a date with someone?

So if I were to be going on
a date with anyone,

I think that the person
I would go on the date with...

-Right. Mm-hmm.
-...would be Anthony.

However, I'm having like
an internal struggle

and I don't really want
to talk about it

-with everyone.
-Right.

But we've had our connection,
so I feel like

-I could trust you
with talking about this.
-Sure, yeah.

But even though I think
these guys are really amazing

and their sons,
the reason why

I'm not having a connection
is because I actually have

a boyfriend

outside of this situation.

Oh.

Okay.

This is just really messed up.

You have a boyfriend?

You know, is this, you know,
an open type of thing?

Like, you know,
I think I'm in shock.

You know, I don't know
what to think.

And I just wanted
to share that with you

because if I seem
a little standoffish or like,

you know,
and I don't really know
how to navigate this.

So does anybody else
in the house know?

Um, no, nobody knows.

I know how this may look.

However, I wanted
to come into this experience

with an open mind.

And when I committed,
I had simultaneously
met someone.

And I wasn't sure
where that was going.

Now, would you tell
that person,

"if you went on" a date
with that person,

that you had a boyfriend?
Would you share that with him?

Telling you is keeping it
a secret.

Telling him
is telling everyone.

Are you going to share this?

I'm not going to ever share it
with anyone.

-I would never speak on that.
-Right.

-I really appreciate that.
-Yeah.

I'm not that person, for sure.

I was told something.

It's kind of made everything
really awkward.

Like, I've kind of been pulled
into the situation.

-[Lannette] Last I knew,
she wasn't feeling anybody.
-Right.

Has that changed?

A lot of things are starting
to make a lot more sense now.

So do we tell the other women?

-We could play w*r.
-You know to play poker?

-I know how to play poker.
-If you know how to play,

all right,
let's play some poker.

[Kelle] I had a great time
with Joey on the date.

But, you know,
Anthony is older,

so I kind of want
to feel it out and just see,

you know, if he's more on
my speed

and just to see where
this process takes us.

Oh, we're vibing, yeah.
That's what we're doing.

-We're getting to know
each other.
-Let's vibe, right?

[Anthony] You know,
I've been dating for 54 years.

I know exactly what
I'm looking for

and I'm definitely
ready for love.

So I'm so looking forward
to seeing if I can find
someone

that has that same passion
I do.

You know, I need that.
I need that other half.

What'd you keep?
Wait, why'd you only keep
one card?

Why are you judging me?
Where does this one come at

-it from nowhere?
-Hi.

Playing strip poker,
you wanna play with us?

Um, not really,
but I was just wondering

if you wanted to go outside
for a little bit and chat?

Yeah, I would love to go
outside and chat with you.

Bye.

[Anthony] See you later.

[Jami] This is
a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.

And I know that I have
a boyfriend at home,

but I'm open to going out
with Anthony

and just exploring
the possibilities.

Take your wine.

-I'm good. Come on.
-Take your wine.

Take your wine.

[Kelle] I feel like what
Jami did is totally unfair.

She honestly kind of
pissed me off because

I was feeling something
with Anthony.

She came in, stole him away,

and I'm really taken
aback by that.

He should be more annoyed
about it than I am.

Oh, you're in here?

I was.

All right.

Yeah.

Jami put me in a really
uncomfortable situation.

I'm not going to
betray someone.

She just confided in me.
But I started feeling,
you know, awkward.

And I wanted advice,
because what do I do

with this information?

You know how loyal
I am to people?

Yeah.

There's a situation
that occurred,

and I was told something.

It's kind of made everything
really awkward.

Barby?

-No, Jami, no.
-Oh, Jami?

-I gotta sit down.
-Like, I've kind of pulled
into the situation,

and obviously, um...

You know, I don't want
to break her confidence

because I don't feel like
it's my place to say...

-What's going on?
-I feel like that's her place
to speak on that.

-Okay.
-But...

I am so confused.

Last I knew,
she wasn't feeling anybody.

Right.

Has that changed?

-I don't think it's changed.
-Okay.

But she possibly is in
a relationship.

Yeah.

Like not here?

Yeah.

No way.

This is impossible.
Like, why is she here?

Like, what is she doing?

Is she masquerading around
like she's interested

in other people,
but she's got a boyfriend?

That's like going
to a gas station

and you don't even own a car.

Because it's a gross
misrepresentation.

I mean, I don't want
to be melodramatic about it,
but it's a lie.

Yeah.

It's not only unfair
to the women,

it's really unfair
to the guys.

[Christina] Yeah.

But I think it's selfish
for her to tell you that

because all she's doing is
like lifting a burden off

-of herself onto you.
-Right.

[Lannette] Jami put Christina
in a no-win situation

'cause either way,
one way she doesn't tell,

it comes out later
that she knew,

then it looks like
she was complicit in that.

But at the same time,
she didn't want to betray
a trust

because someone had
confided in her.

So do we tell the other women?

It's going to come out.

-I'm not saying what was done
was right, whatever...
-I know, I know.

...but I'm just not going to
be the person to...

-Snitch.
-...tell someone, yeah.

Christina has such
a big heart.

She's such a caring,
loyal person.

And she feels like
she might be betraying her

by telling about
the boyfriend.

Me, not so much.

So it's important for me
to go to the other women

because we all need to make
a decision collectively

as to what is the right thing
to do here.

Y'all want to come inside
for a sec?

Yeah.

It isn't just Christina's
decision anymore.

It's really up to all of us.

I'm about to blow some
[bleep] up.

-What?
-What happened?

So what would you say
if one of the women here

misrepresented themselves,
has a boyfriend,

and came all the way down here
and masqueraded as

a single person looking
for love?

-Mmm.
-Oh.

How would you feel about that?

I feel like
you shouldn't be here.

[Lannette] You've got men here
who are looking for love

and not having that
opportunity because

someone has misrepresented
themselves.

[Barby] I'm lost.

-I'm sorry.
-So one of the girls here
has a boyfriend.

-[Barby] Obviously,
it's not us.
-[Kelle] Has a boyfriend?

Yes.

-Well, we need to--
-Who has a boyfriend?

[Barby] Jami?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
She confessed it.

Wait.

-When?
-Like, within
the past hour or two.

-Ah...
-[bleep] Christina up.

Why is she over there
talking to homeboy

she took from me that
I was talking inside? Anthony.

They've been down there
this whole time talking.

So the question now is,
what do we do with
this information?

We have to get down
to the bottom of this,

see if she actually has
a boyfriend or not.

It's disrespectful
on so many levels.

-Should we go down there?
-[Lannette]
Do we confront her now?

-Let's go.
-Oh, [bleep].

-Okay.
-I was going to bed,
but I'm not going to bed now.

Well, you brought it to me.

I don't think I'm the only one
that would call this out,

but I think
I'm the easiest one

to call it out because
I've never been afraid

to call someone
on their bull [bleep].

What are you looking
for in a woman?

What is your expectation...

with this experience?

Someone that takes my heart.

Someone that I can't wait
to come home to.

You know?

I think that's
the definition of love.

[Anthony]
What's this coming up?
What is this?

Well, it's so nice, right?
What a perfect night it is.

[Lannette]
How are y'all doing?

[Kelle]
It is so uncomfortable.

What? What's uncomfortable?

I think you're a lovely girl,
but I just heard you have

a boyfriend.

And you're here.
Do you have a boyfriend?

Why are you looking at her?
Do you have a boyfriend?

Just [bleep] rude.

It's not fair to us.
It's not fair to the guys.

-It's weird.
-Do you know what I'm saying?

Yes.

-It's not right.
-Do you have a boyfriend?

I really can't understand
what you're saying.

It's a yes or no.
Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't. I haven't had one.
Why are you looking at him?

-He's not your boyfriend.
-[Anthony] Yeah,
but let's be nice. Come on.

-We don't got to attack her.
-No, it's not about
being nice.

-It's about being truthful.
-[Lannette] It's just getting
to the bottom of it.

I know, let's do it in
a respectful manner.

That's all I'm saying,
you know?

I'm just asking,
do you have a boyfriend,
yes or no?

Okay, so I really don't like
when people are in my face.

So take a step back.

-You need to leave the villa.
-We got punked.

I'm sorry if I'm like
a little too direct,
but it's so [bleep] up.

I did not come here
to mislead.

Whatever.

[Darren]
For today's challenge,
each of you will have

a chance to protect or share
your own dirty little secret.

[all exclaiming]

[Lannette]
I want to win this challenge
because I want to have

a chance to pick a date.

And I'll be honest,
I don't want my secret
revealed

because it is
a dirty little secret.

Obviously, I'm interested
in talking to you.

Yes, you do.

[Jacob] Me and Barby
definitely have a connection.

You know,
that's never going to go.

Chris being thrown
into the mix,

it's definitely made me
a little bit more hesitant.

This is just a completely
different ballgame for me,

and you coming into the mix
as well.

I just feel really anxious
about the whole situation.

Just to be honest,
I just, yeah,

I don't want to be here
anymore.