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01x04 - Imposter Syndrome

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Full Swing". Aired: February 15, 2023.*
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Follows behind the scenes of what it takes to compete and win at the highest levels in men's professional golf, following the PGA players through their wins and losses.

01x04 - Imposter Syndrome

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[woman] So, can you explain what happened

at the Waste Management Phoenix Open?

Uh, I'm assuming you want

to get to my taking off my shirt.

- [crowd chanting] Take it off!

- [Dahmen] The place is going nuts.

Harry Higgs and I are paired together,

and we're nearly in last place.

All of a sudden, people are like,

"Harry, take your shirt off!"

[crowd chanting] We want t*ts!

[Higgs] If this goes in,

shirt's coming off.

[crowd cheers]

- [announcer] Oh my lord.

- [announcer 2] Good god.

[Dahmen] Beer cans are flying.

It's loud, and I kind of

got caught up in the moment myself.

[cheering]

- [announcer] Oh no. Here we go.

- [announcer 2] Oh, jeez.

Joel Dahmen getting in on the act.

[Dahmen] I don't know if I regret it yet,

but maybe one of these days I will.

And then the TOUR calls and yells at you.

You're not supposed to take your shirt off

on a golf course, which makes sense.

[energetic music playing]

[man] He's just your friendly neighbor,

who's really f*cking good

at hitting a golf ball.

[announcer]

It's right at the flag. Might go in.

- Oh! What a shot.

- [announcer 2] What a great shot that was.

[Dahmen] For whatever reason,

I naturally was very gifted at golf early.

[cheering]

[announcer] Joel Dahmen is a winner

on the PGA TOUR for the first time.

You did it! You did it! [laughs]

It is so freaking hard

to win a golf tournament. [laughs]

Joel is the most self-deprecating,

least confident-sounding person

who is incredible at what he does,

that I've ever met.

[woman] Do you feel ready to win a major

at this stage in your career?

No, not even close. [laughs]

[announcer]

Dahmen clearly perturbed by that.

Really not all that bad.

I think the thing that sets

the top golfers apart from the rest,

is belief in themselves.

We're the best in the world

and set ourselves to high standards.

One of the best rounds of my life.

[Dahmen] The best players

are way better than me.

I'll never be a top-ten player

in the world. I'll never win majors.

Joel can compete with the best players

in the world because, truthfully,

he is one of the best in the world.

[dramatic music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

- [man] Ready to work out?

- [Dahmen] Yeah, so ready.

Can you give me heavier weights today

so I look better on camera?

- Hundred percent, buddy.

- Thanks.

My name is Joel Dahmen.

We're gonna start bottoms-up press,

facing me.

I dunno what a bottoms-up press is.

[Dahmen] I'm 34 years old, and I'm

a professional golfer on the PGA TOUR.

[Kemp] Pull it.

[grunts] That's so tight.

- [Kemp] Just be tough for two seconds.

- I can't.

[Dahmen] It's not like I don't try

and I don't practice,

but someone's got to be

the seventieth-best golfer in the world.

Might as well be me.

Keep the glute turned on tight,

and then drop your rib cage.

- Can't drop rib cage and flex butt.

- [Kemp] Yes, you can.

[Dahmen] I'm a middle-of-the-road

PGA TOUR player.

The top players, like Brooks Koepka

and Rory McIlroy,

those guys,

they're just built differently.

They're mentally just different.

They hit it further.

They chip and putt better.

Like, I'm not a threat

when I walk into these things, really.

- You want to try this?

- [Dahmen] You have to be super athletic.

I'm so much stronger than you. [laughs]

- [Dahmen] Your hand-eye is terrible.

- That's fine, but I'm stronger than you.

[Lona] Joel is just a goofball.

He's so fun-loving, happy,

but I think it hasn't been

the easiest of roads to get to that point.

[Lona] Good job, honey.

[Lona] Joel's life experience

hasn't been easy by any means.

Loss and trauma definitely

molded his direction in life.

[grunts]

Yeah, so cancer sucks.

When I was a junior in high school

my mom was diagnosed

with pancreatic cancer,

given six months to live,

and passed almost six months to the day.

Oh! And look what's down here!

[voice breaking] And then, um

Seventeen years ago, still emotional.

She did everything for me.

I never made my bed. I never did laundry.

I was so spoiled by her.

After her passing, I never grieved.

I just hid it.

For those four or five years

where most kids are excelling

in the college and planning to play pro,

I was just kind of a leaf in the wind,

just blowing around.

He was partying and didn't care,

and I don't think he really had direction.

[Dahmen] I was living at home. I was like,

"Either get a job or play golf."

And playing golf sounded like

the best option for me,

so I kind of just dove into it.

It was my only option left

of doing something great.

[man] Nice drive.

[Kemp] Did you go

back and forth four times?

- [Lona] Three.

- [Kemp] Yeah, three this time, Joel.

Go, Joel. Go, Joel, go.

Go, Joel. Go, Joel, go.

I wish I didn't like you so much.

See, that's the deal.

You just gotta charm your trainer.

[Kemp laughs] To death.

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music playing]

[cheering]

[announcer] Stunning Torrey Pines

on a glorious Thursday afternoon.

This is the seventieth edition

of The Farmers Insurance Open.

[indistinct chatter]

[announcer] This entire property will be

littered with a stacked field of stars.

[indistinct chatter]

I'm gonna go to the range for a bit.

Boys.

Hey, guys.

Give us a chance to sh**t something good.

Know what I mean?

Make that putt on five,

I get in better though.

[man] On the PGA TOUR, most tournaments

have a cut after 36 holes.

Everyone plays on Thursday.

Everyone plays on Friday,

and typically roughly half

the guys make the weekend.

If you miss the cut, you don't get

a paycheck. It's that simple.

[Dahmen] Now I just hit this

right on those two ba*ls.

[Bonnalie] Be there, baby.

In! Great shot, Joely.

A PGA TOUR player, they're the CEO,

they're the president, they're the GM,

they're everything of their own company.

Golfers have sometimes a lot of coaches.

Sometimes they have a swing coach,

and then their caddies,

who can also usually double as

a swing coach or another set of eyes.

Set up more down the middle, just hit it.

[man] The caddies' most basic job is

to carry the bag of PGA TOUR player,

but they also usually get yardages,

read greens,

and tell their player which way

a putt is breaking.

Some player-caddie relationships on tour

are very business oriented,

and some of are not.

Ah!

Why am I so bad?

- [sighs]

- [Bonnalie] Get there.

f*ck, man. This is a sh*t show.

Does your back hurt? We can call

rules and get the hell out of here.

- Ow, my arm! My arm!

- [Bonnalie chuckles]

Let's see. Is there an earlier

There is a three o'clock flight.

I can get on it.

I gotta leave, like, right now though.

[Dahmen] Geno is the greatest

second-greatest human alive,

behind my wife.

He's my best friend,

who happens to be my caddie.

[Bonnalie] All right.

sh*t's about to get fun.

[Bonnalie] I've been caddying for Joel

for eight seasons now.

I legitimately love him,

and I don't mean that to be weird.

[Bonnalie] Well, the good news is

we have a bunch of freaking easy holes

we're about to hammer through here.

[Dahmen] I mean, I think we're

we're happy together. We sound like

a married couple, but we basically are.

What can I do

to make your life better?

[Dahmen] Caddies are underappreciated

in what they have to deal with

as far as being a psychologist.

You have to know what you're getting

from your caddie, stay positive.

He's gotta do the same

to make your job easier.

That part is very hard.

Sometimes I'll yell at him, or I might

even hit him. I've hit him before.

I'm gonna miss

all the West Coast cuts again.

I'm gonna f*cking punch you in your ribs.

You told me Tuesday you're gonna make

a million dollars the next four weeks.

Then we gotta get after it.

[Lona] Geno's come up to me

a couple times like,

"Man, I'm getting fired after today."

And I'm like, "No, you're not, Geno.

It's gonna be fine." [chuckles]

[Dahmen] Geno's a lot more serious

than people think he is.

I think he takes our losses and some

of our failures a bit harder than I do.

Well, on to next week.

[Dahmen] Good job, Nick.

[Dahmen] Every time you miss a cut,

you're losing money.

Money can't buy happiness,

but it helps a lot.

[Dahmen] Hello.

- [Lona] How are ya?

- Good, you guys?

- [Lona] Good.

- [Bonnalie] It wasn't your best, bud.

Yeah, just put it on me.

That's fine. I sucked today.

Joel did his job how he was supposed to.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Bonnalie] I don't know how my mom

has kept everything.

In fact, I didn't even know she did

until just recently.

And she's like, "Oh, I have

tons of stuff about you and Joel."

"All the newspaper clippings

and whatnot from along the way."

[chuckles] That's actually really funny.

It says, "How Dahmen and his caddie,

Geno Bonnalie, have formed

one of golf's most entertaining duos."

I would say that's probably

an accurate statement.

[screaming]

[rock music playing]

- He misses. Breaking left.

- Breaking so much!

We got a champion of the short!

Huh!

Oh, he knocked it in!

That wasn't even scary.

[laughs]

- We made it!

- Ah!

[Dahmen] Geno and I grew up together

in a small town

in northern Idaho, eastern Washington.

We started playing golf

when I was, like, 12 or 13.

And he had his driver's license

at the time.

So he would pick me up

and we'd play golf after school and

take me to Taco Bell.

[Dahmen] Put it away.

Oh my goodness, he's terrible.

[Bonnalie]

I was pretty good in high school,

but Joel was really good in eighth grade.

He won state in his freshman year by,

like, eight strokes or something,

which is just unheard of.

This is exactly what

I wanted to see. Geno

Just go right up and over

Reach between your legs

to see if you've got ba*ls.

- Oh, he does!

- Wow!

Partner!

The story of how Geno

became my caddie is interesting.

Basically, he had this email

that he sent to me.

"First, I wanna say

how proud of you I am."

"Not only are you gonna make the big time,

I believe you're one

of the best in the world."

"Not only are you gonna make it big time,

I believe you're one

of the best in the world."

[scoffs]

I can't believe I'm getting emotional.

That's how much I love Geno.

That said, I'd like to officially apply

for the position of Joel Dahmen's caddie.

"I want what's best for you, and I believe

you and I would thrive together." [laughs]

[Dahmen] His first year with me,

I think he only made 87 dollars.

[Bonnalie chuckles]

Uh, those first two years were tight.

"I already have a plan to get rid of

my truck and buy a Honda Civic

and modify it to be my house."

I totally did. I was going to buy

Actually, change it to Civic to Prius,

way better gas mileage.

Oh, Geno

And, uh

I hired him, obviously.

Uh

But I didn't hire him right away,

'cause I really didn't believe that

he could be away from his son.

I didn't believe that his wife

could imagine him being gone this long,

but I didn't have other options,

and he seemed like a pretty good fit.

[Bonnalie] You ready to jump

into this melted snow water, buddy?

After you.

Come on. No!

[Bonnalie] The financial agreement

between players and caddies

is usually, on the PGA TOUR,

a couple thousand dollars a week

to cover your base expenses,

and then anywhere from between seven

and ten percent of earnings as well.

Essentially, all my success is dependent

on Joel's success on the golf course.

I wish it wasn't that way,

but it's a sport that pays you

based on how you finish each week,

and that's how I make my money,

as a percentage of his money.

No added pressure, Joel.

But yeah, it's all on him.

[dance music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Twenty-one, win by two.

- [Dahmen] Win by two.

- [man] All right.

- I lead because I own the f*cking house.

- That's true.

[upbeat song in Spanish plays]

- Getting drunk.

- [laughs]

- Are you miked up right now?

- Yeah.

[laughing]

Netflix, cut this.

[Bonnalie] Joel is definitely different

from many of the other golfers out there.

Joel's capable of being

top 30 in the world, I would say.

That being said, I don't know if Joel

wants to be top 30 in the world.

I didn't mean to eat and run,

but I'm kinda exhausted.

Well, it's a big weekend. Oh, of course.

[Homa] I would say most

of my adult-beverage nights with Joel

end with me yelling at Joel

about how good he is at golf

and trying to get him to realize it.

What time you play tomorrow?

So if you can't make it,

I will not either,

and we'll just both pack it

- [Homa] Both get DQ'd?

- No, let's fly to Vegas.

[Homa] Ooh, this is turning out nice!

[Dethier] People have always wondered

if Joel puts himself down too much

and if that could actually end up

affecting his play.

The next major is the U.S. Open,

and Joel actually needs to qualify

for this one because he's not

one of the top-60 players in the world.

Good!

[suspenseful music playing]

[man] Welcome

to The Club at Admiral's Cove,

the final qualifying for

the 122nd United States Open Championship.

[Dethier] Every year, almost 10,000 people

try to qualify for the U.S. Open.

One day, 36 holes,

at several different sites.

They call it "the longest day in golf"

because it's really a survival test

as much as anything.

[Bonnalie] All right.

Let's go make birdies.

[Dethier] The guys left standing from

that day go directly into the U.S. Open.

[announcer] You're playing for 13 spots

and two alternates.

Our next player,

from Clarkston, Washington, Joel Dahmen.

[Bonnalie] Not bad.

If you make some birdies quickly,

it would be much appreciated.

Oh, shut up.

[Bonnalie] In this particular location,

there's 13 spots up for grabs

and around a hundred people

vying for those spots.

[Bonnalie] Stop spinning.

You deserve better than that.

You got robbed.

One bounce great, please. One more.

[Dahmen] I won't be a Hall of Famer. y

When I retire with golf,

no one's gonna remember who I am.

I understand that. I'm fine with it.

I'm not playing for legacy.

Some people are like,

"That's why you'll never be great,

'cause you don't believe it."

[Dahmen] No way.

Which of the guys behind me would you have

caddie for you on the last two holes?

- You must feel good.

- I'll just do it.

This is becoming a waste of a day.

Do you even wanna go to the U.S. Open?

I do. Only if you do, though.

[Bonnalie] I think in that moment,

he was thinking

we wouldn't even play the second 18.

[man] You want a White Claw?

Maybe multiple.

That's just the mojo we need, right?

[Bonnalie] Had lunch and he's like,

"Might as well get a White Claw,"

and I don't know if that's against

the rules or frowned upon or whatever,

but they weren't drinking during a round,

so I think it's okay.

I'm gonna leave you guys.

I gotta go sh**t seven under,

and it's starting to blow,

and I don't know if I got it in me.

So we'll see.

[Bonnalie] We need five under par

in the second round

to advance into the U.S. Open.

So just don't hit that tree

and don't put it in the bunker.

Yeah, basically. Just do good.

[Bonnalie] Wow. Great swing.

It's going a long ways.

Wow, that went so far.

You can't be bad. You got this one.

That was straight ripped.

- Great shot.

- Thank you.

That wasn't bad at all.

[Bonnalie] If Joel can keep focused

and trying to play good golf

and just grind out this round, I truly

believe we can get into the U.S. Open.

The focus is to keep

moving up the leaderboard,

because you never know what'll happen.

Nice job. Congratulations on your birdie.

Don't do anything stupid on the last hole,

and we're gonna play in the U.S. Open.

That was the greatest tap-in in my life.

[Bonnalie] Probably shouldn't have had

White Claws between rounds.

Wow. Okay.

[Bonnalie] But you know what?

It was only a couple.

Went out and ended up sh**ting five-under

in the second round and qualified.

- Make sure you grab all your sh*t.

- I will.

[Dahmen] I was proud of getting

a chance to play in the U.S. Open.

What you dream of

is playing in the majors.

[Dahmen groans]

[Lona] Go get him.

[laughs]

Come here. Oh, you don't like the camera.

You big baby.

[Lona laughs] Yes.

This is my baby boy.

[Lona] Our dog now.

Eight and a half years with you.

You want scrambled, right? Yeah.

Is that what we decided?

- Can you do a cheesy scramble?

- Yeah. I have some cheddar cheese.

I think a lot of people

are life-and-death to golf,

and we just have

a different perspective on that side.

Especially Joel, from everything

he's been through,

and he has such a good outlook on life

and what actually is life-and-death.

In the spring of 2011, I was diagnosed

with testicular cancer myself.

I'm like, "Oh my goodness, like, not me."

Like, I'm 23 years old.

I'm a pro golfer now.

You know, "You can't touch me."

Luckily, caught it very early,

did a little bit of chemo,

and I was back playing golf that summer.

[Lona] He downplays it, you know?

He's always like,

"It wasn't a deal, just testicular cancer.

It was short."

I think he's more powerful

than he gives himself credit for.

[Dahmen] My mother's passing

still is tough,

but, um, I think myself having cancer

probably changed my life for the better.

You know? Not take life for granted

and try your best.

Do all the right things.

So maybe a blessing-in-disguise

type thing. I don't know.

Brutal.

[Lona] CrossFit gym and a stroller place.

[chuckles] Super random location.

[Lona] With Joel's history with cancer

and everything that he's been through,

we didn't know if it would be possible

to start a family,

but Joel and I are expecting

our first child, and we're very excited.

Do you think that the baby's gonna want

to take naps when I wanna take naps?

Definitely not.

I think you are going to have to take naps

when the baby takes naps.

[Dahmen] My history with cancer definitely

had an effect on being able to have a kid.

It's certainly more challenging.

I am super excited,

and I'm also scared to death.

Okay, this is real adulting.

[Lona] We're adulting. Here we go.

- Hi, how are you?

- Welcome to Strolleria.

- Thanks.

- What brings you guys in today?

Would you consider yourself

an expert in the stroller world?

I'd say there's a few others more expert

than I am, but I'm pretty high up there.

[Lona] I think I have noticed a difference

in Joel's perspective.

[Lona] You know how to fold this one down?

You don't even have to push the buttons.

You can just pull the handlebar up,

and that will just Yep

[laughs]

There you go. [laughs]

We'll get there.

[Lona] I think now that we know

we're having a child,

Joel will definitely try to seize

every opportunity in his golf career,

work his way up,

and be the best he can be.

- Good job.

- I like the storage.

- You just picked out two strollers.

- [laughs]

[Lona] I do think

he'll become more focused.

He almost has to have a lot of pressure,

and then somehow,

he just kicks it into gear.

- Lona, we got a new stroller.

- Whoo-hoo.

- Thank you.

- Making moves.

Appreciate that.

[dramatic rock music playing]

[man] DJ, you're the man.

[indistinct chatter]

[man 2] Whoo!

Oh no.

[announcer] The 122nd edition

of the U.S. Open.

Historic place,

the country club in Brookline.

- It's gonna be a lot of fun.

- Oh yeah, big fun.

[Johnson] U.S. Open is always

You know, the reputation

is that it's the hardest major.

They set up the course very hard.

Deep rough. Firm, fast greens.

You're gonna have to grind.

You just gotta play well if you wanna

have any kind of chance

to win the U.S. Open.

If I was caddying for you, I'd tell you

to hit a little draw with a 5-iron.

Right, just a little move at it.

- [man] He's a really good caddie.

- [Dahmen] But that's why I don't caddie.

[man 2] This is gonna be

the hardest week we play all year.

Whoever mentally can grind through

and find a way to get

the ball in the hole,

that'll be who ends up winning.

[Dethier] It's a big-time tournament.

Seventeen-and-a-half-million-dollar purse

and America's national championship.

It's a grueling four days

that's really designed

to identify the survivor

by the end of the week.

[reporter] We are joined

by world number seven, Collin Morikawa.

I assume you've had a chance to see

the course. Talk about first impressions.

Um, I love it. I think it's

a real good golf course.

[Rahm] It's a U.S. Open. You need

everything. You need to drive it well,

hit your irons well, chip well, putt well,

and be mentally sane for four days.

[McIlroy] I feel confident going

to these golf courses

that are set up more difficult

than everyday tour events.

[reporter] All right. Joel Dahmen.

So is it true you almost skipped

your qualifier coming into this?

There was a lot of discussion

leading up to it.

I told my wife I wasn't gonna do it.

[reporter] How happy are you

that you did do it?

Everything changes when you get

on property. It's huge, people everywhere.

So that changes your mind pretty quickly.

You want them back here?

Okay.

Mm, that looks nice.

That can't be too bad.

I don't understand how you can hit

those shots and say you can't win a major.

[Dahmen laughs]

No, seriously.

You're selling yourself short.

- [Dahmen] Oh, sadly.

- [Rapaport] He's nodding.

[Bonnalie] A hundred percent.

Joel only sells himself short.

[Rapaport] Guys handle themselves

really differently on the PGA TOUR.

On one end, you have

Jordan Spieth, who's like,

"I'm so confident. Gonna win everything."

And then on the other end,

you have Joel, who's like, "I suck.

I'm not gonna be able to win this,"

But when he's tapped in, yeah, he's

a threat to win the biggest tournaments.

Am I ready to win a major?

I don't know if I'm good enough.

I would need a lot of stars to align

in one week.

[somber music playing]

[Bonnalie] When you want to be

at a golf tournament and actually show up,

you are one of the best players

in the world.

- You tell me that all the time.

- You are. [chuckles]

What do you feel that we have to do

going forward to be better?

I could be a little more dedicated

to my craft.

Everything that you have been through,

trying to golf should be

about the easiest thing you've ever done.

I think that's a very fair ask of you,

is to show up,

be ready to compete and want to compete,

and not just go through the motions.

How good could you be if you said,

"f*ck it, I am going to try

as hard as I can"?

Um

I don't know. How good could I be? Top 50?

Do I think I'm a top-ten favorites

going into the U.S. Open? No.

[Bonnalie] Well, that's debatable.

[upbeat music playing]

[announcer] This is gonna be a great week

in the latest chase for the U.S. Open.

[announcer 2] Nine thousand players

entered to try to get in.

We're down to the last 156

that are trying to make history here.

[light applause]

- Have a great day.

- You too, pal.

[announcer 3] Please welcome,

from Clarkston, Washington, Joel Dahmen.

[Bonnalie] Good job, Joel. Really nice.

[announcer] Right up that left side.

Great shape.

Are you up further? Oh yeah, right there.

[laughs]

[Dahmen] Oh, f*ck.

g*dd*mn it.

[announcer] That secondary cut of rough

could be five inches.

[Bonnalie] All right. Shake it off.

[announcer] So you accept your bogey,

you move on,

but Dahmen is going to drop back.

That's brutal. What a stupid hole.

[announcer 2] Take a look at some featured

groupings in the opening round.

The Open champ, Morikawa,

off the front for birdie.

Ooh. Oh!

- He did that!

- [announcer 4] Oh, wow!

There's a nice bonus.

[announcer 5] Rory McIlroy, trying to get

to two-under here. Birdie putt.

Oh yeah.

Perfectly good for the second.

[announcer] Joel Dahmen.

Looking up the hill here at the seventh.

He's got some work to do.

[Renner] Basically,

it's a 35, 40-foot putt.

God, they roll so far back.

[Bonnalie] I think the angle

you're coming up, it'll keep going until

just short of the hole.

So like you said, I don't think there's

time for it to change.

From that side, I was probably

Yeah, that line looks

really good to me from here.

[man] Let's go, Joel!

[announcer 2] Seems a little fast

coming down the hill.

Stay up! Yes, it does.

[cheering and applause]

[Bonnalie] Good job, buddy.

[Bonnalie] Hey.

Nice f*cking putt.

[Homa] Geno knows exactly what to say

to Joel and when.

When they're playing well,

you can tell they're having fun.

[announcer 2]

Over at 13 now, Collin Morikawa.

Just 30% of the field hitting this green.

[announcer] Yikes!

Rory's second shot at the par four.

[crowd] Oh!

[announcer 5] Aw, that's brutal.

[announcer]

Ball is in the air for Joel Dahmen.

- Great shape. Great look at the stick.

- [announcer 2] That's a fine shot.

[tense percussive music playing]

[Dahmen] When I'm playing well

in these moments, I'm more fired up.

I'm ready to go more.

[announcer] For birdie.

[Dahmen] I do better in the moment

than screwing around at 40th,

trying to just make a paycheck.

A little more focused

on every little thing.

[announcer 2] As we look

at the leaderboard here, a mix of players.

Some of the best in the world,

and some who just are finding

their way around with smart, steady golf.

- [Dahmen] How are you? Thank you.

- You did good.

[Dahmen] Can Joel Dahmen win a major?

Blah, blah, blah. Here we go.

You said you can't do this.

Look at you now.

- [reporter] It's only one round.

- Anything else? Thank you.

What else can I do to help your life?

[Dahmen]

Do you want an umbrella in your car?

[Bonnalie]

Is it a shitty one or a good one?

Probably a shitty one.

- Adios.

- [Dahmen] I love you, pal.

- Love you.

- Sorry I suck sometimes.

[indistinct chatter]

[tense music playing]

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

Excited to be here and talk about

major championship golf again.

It feels like a perfect U.S. Open

leaderboard to me.

You've got a couple of big names up there.

Then you just got a hodgepodge of randos.

It's cool to see all kinds of game

out there doing well.

And Joel Dahmen. He was

in the practice round earlier this week.

Somebody asked him, "Feel any better

about the golf course?" He was like,

"No, not really. No." He's always

incredibly honest what his chances are.

And then sure enough,

he turns up and shoots 3-under.

[Dahmen] Thank you very much.

We'll catch you tonight

with multiple beers.

[driver] Sounds like a plan, Joel.

Thank you.

[Dahmen] I probably need

a little bit more of a k*ller instinct.

Like, a lot of times I just go play golf,

and "if it works out, it works out"

type of deal.

[indistinct chatter on TV]

[Dahmen] I need to get more into,

you know,

"I'm here to kick people's butt,

and I'm here to win" type thing.

Hey, do you wanna get a pizza

tomorrow night?

[Dahmen] The best players in the world

have a different level of mental stuff.

I don't know if I'll get there.

Not saying I'm too friendly.

I'm obviously competitive,

but I want to do well.

[announcer] Welcome to round two

of the 122nd U.S. Open Championship.

[applause]

[Bonnalie] It still feels like

the biggest day we've had.

[man] Let's go, Joel!

[Bonnalie] Nice ball.

[announcer 2] Well, Joel Dahmen's

just hitting it great.

[Dahmen] Just an 8-iron get there?

- [Bonnalie] Better than 7.

- [Dahmen] For sure.

[man 2] Go in. Oh my

[announcer 3] And a beauty here.

Look at this.

[announcer 2]

Wow, fantastic shot here at the first.

[Bonnalie] That was a lot of push.

Good shot.

[announcer 2] Dahmen looks like

he'll have a short one

to join the lead at four under par.

And then there's the two-time

major champion, Collin Morikawa.

[announcer 4] Second shot up the hill

here at the par five.

Oh, and he lands it right in front

of the green and it releases forward.

[announcer 2] Shot of the day.

No question.

Best second shot we've seen here.

Two men sitting atop

the leaderboard under par.

Collin Morikawa, everybody knows him.

He's a multiple major champion.

[man 3] Way to go, Collin!

[announcer 2] Joel Dahmen, 34 years old.

He had to qualify to get in here.

And Gary, he's missed the cut

in his two previous U.S. Open appearances.

[announcer 4] Well, you know,

you just never know.

- Go, Joel!

- [man 4] Go, Joel. He's my hero, brother.

[announcer 2] Uh-oh.

Back-to-back poles.

[man 5] Let's go, kid!

[Bonnalie] What do we got? Downhill?

[announcer 2]

Joel Dahmen eying this for birdie.

[Bonnalie] Whoo.

It goes this way, and then

right at the hole, it kind of levels out.

But I'm, like, here.

[announcer 2]

This, uh, from a little under 60 feet.

- [announcer 2] Gave it a rap.

- [announcer 4] Yeah.

So many guys have come up short.

[cheering]

[announcer 5 chuckles] And

Yeah, one time.

[announcer 3] Took a while,

but we got the smile, David.

[announcer 5] Yeah.

No, it was really good.

[man 6] Such a beast!

[announcer 2] That's what Morikawa

is looking to end his Friday with.

Collin Morikawa, a multiple major winner,

his day is complete.

Will he be the co-leader?

Will he be the solo leader?

Or will Joel Dahmen birdie the 18th?

Go right!

[announcer 2] Starting right.

Wind is pushing it that way.

May miss the heavy stuff and get over

where it's trampled down a bit.

Yeah, that's exactly where it ended up.

So I think we're in the rough over there.

If that's the case

- [Dahmen] The brown sh*t might be okay.

- [Bonnalie] Yeah? I see a flag down.

[man 7] Way to go, Joel!

[Dahmen] Right now, I feel like

this might be a gust.

[announcer 2] He does have 198 yards,

back into a pretty stiff breeze.

- Gonna be a hard shot into the sun.

- I don't think he can see it.

With wind coming at you.

[announcer 2] On a great line.

- [announcer 4] Oh, that's a great shot.

- [announcer 2] Things are going your way.

It looked great on TV.

But in person, my goodness gracious.

- How far is that? Eight feet?

- Less than.

- That was nice.

- I like it better than the fairway.

A hundred percent.

[cheering]

[Bonnalie] Good work.

[announcer 2] Got qualifier

with Joel Dahmen,

who's tied for the lead

with Collin Morikawa.

- [man] Good job.

- Thank you.

You did great. That was just kind of

a solid round of golf,

but we're in first place in a major, so

All right, buddy. Good job.

All right.

[reporter] Joel, you always say you want

to keep your expectations low,

but this is your first 36-hole lead

at the PGA TOUR.

How do you keep those expectations so low?

I don't know.

Uh, they've probably gone up a hair

since I woke up this morning for sure,

but this is kind of make-believe stuff.

Wanna play a fun game?

Over-under on the number of text messages

I have that are new.

I'm gonna say eleven seventy-five.

You win. Twelve-oh-seven.

That's a lot.

Sorry if I don't respond, friends.

[reporter] U.S. Open, arguably

the toughest test in golf.

What'd you learn about yourself

and your game?

[Dahmen] It wasn't long ago

I wasn't gonna qualify, and now I'm here.

I kind of said many times I'm pretty good

at golf. I always believe that,

but probably I need to believe more.

So maybe I'll start speaking

it out loud more often.

[indistinct chatter]

[McIlroy] Rahmbo, how we doing?

Sitting here.

I got a picture of Poppy today at daycare.

Absolutely gone.

[Morikawa chuckles]

Passed out.

[Morikawa] Must be nice.

You'll be there though. It's so cool.

It definitely gives you something to do.

[Morikawa] What?

- Kid.

- [Morikawa] Oh.

[Rahm] Do you play next week?

No. I wasn't gonna fly private,

and then we flew with someone. So

Rory doesn't fly private either.

[Dahmen] From us not knowing if we're

going to place at the U.S. Open qualifier

to leading the U.S. Open after 36 holes,

there's a lot of respect you earn amongst

your peers by having weeks like that.

- What up?

- [Dahmen] Hey.

So you finish on the back.

Finishing on the front's a nightmare.

[McIlroy] Yeah, 'cause you get five days.

And then the par three. And then eight.

And it's like, no.

[Rahm] Brutal.

- Have a good one, guys. See you out there.

- [McIlroy] Yeah, see you.

[Bonnalie] This is his sixth year on tour,

and Joel's starting to earn the respect

of some of the top players

and kind of have a seat at the table.

He's playing good. Looked good.

- [McIlroy] Really good.

- [Rahm] A lot of fun to watch him.

[Dahmen] I told my dad

that we're pregnant this morning.

[Bonnalie] You did?

- Rather

- Aw, Happy Father's Day.

- Rather subtle reaction from him.

- What did he say?

"Your life is about

to get so much harder."

[chuckles] Is that what he said?

- Not congratulations?

- There was a little bit of that.

[announcer] All the focus

in this great sports town

on this final-round Sunday.

[Dahmen] Rory, did you hit a 6-iron

into 14 on Friday?

[McIlroy] I should have hit 6-iron.

I hit 5-iron to the back of it.

[Bonnalie] You swing harder.

He's smaller than you. C'mon.

I work out too!

[laughing]

[man] Let's go, Joel!

[announcer] After Friday, we were talking

about Joel Dahmen

possibly winning the U.S. Open,

but Saturday was a rough one

for most of the field.

Matt Fitzpatrick and Will Zalatoris,

both tied at four-under,

will be in the final group.

Joel Dahmen starts

his Sunday three behind.

[Bonnalie] It's on the green,

so it's not terrible.

[announcer] He puts it

in the right-hand rough,

and it's not easy over here.

[Dahmen laughs]

[Bonnalie] Good shot, you b*ner.

[Dahmen laughs] b*ner.

[Bonnalie] True or false. I'll be the

only caddie to call their player "b*ner"

during the round today.

[Dahmen] That's probably true.

[Bonnalie] I won't be

the only caddie to think it.

[man 2] My kids love you!

[Dahmen] I made bogey, and I realized

I wasn't going to win the U.S. Open,

but I still had so much to play for

and so much on the line for myself

that I was still very into it.

I didn't have the major letdown

like in the past.

- [man 3] Joel!

- [man 4] Let's go.

[announcer] Joel Dahmen's second shot

at 18.

[Bonnalie] Good-looking shot.

[cheering]

[announcer 2] That was a fantastic shot.

[applause]

Good shot.

[upbeat music playing]

[Dahmen] Have I undersold myself at times?

Probably, but I played

pretty darn good golf.

Top ten in a major at a U.S. Open.

Like, that's pretty good.

[announcer]

In uncharted territory for Joel Dahmen,

his best finish in a major,

a tie for tenth.

Good job. Hey, great f*cking tournament.

Good work.

[applause]

[Dahmen] My best golf is very good golf.

I can compete

against the best in the world.

[cheering]

[Dethier] The U.S. Open is

a breakthrough moment for Joel Dahmen.

He's hung right there

with Matthew Fitzpatrick, John Rahm,

and Rory McIlroy.

He's finished in the top ten,

and he has a chance to consider himself

among those very top guys

because he's proven that he can compete.

So that in itself

felt like a big shift for Joel.

[reporter] Tough weekend,

but you led going into it.

How much confidence does that give you

for the rest of the season?

[Dahmen] When you get close

to achieving dreams in golf,

you're only a shot away

from them not happening.

But I put in the work, surround myself

with great people, have a great caddie,

great wife, obviously, so I'm playing

for more than just a trophy.

I'm playing for all these things,

which keeps me motivated.

Yeah, I'm ready to play now. This is fun.

- Good work.

- I love you.

[muffled speech]

We didn't lose any money this week.

- [Lona] I'm proud of you.

- Thanks.

- [Bonnalie] "Nice shot, you b*ner."

- [Dahmen laughs]

My caddie called me a b*ner today.

[announcer] Matt Fitzpatrick trying to win

not just a major for the first time,

trying to win

any tournament on the PGA TOUR.

[cheering]

My mindset for the U.S. Open

is that I can go and win,

but the pressure is intense.

[announcer 2] Oh man.

[man] It's not where you wanna be, Fitzy!

In the beach!

[announcer] He's so meticulous in the way

he goes about playing golf,

but he's up against a real beast today.

[announcer 3] Dustin Johnson!

[Johnson] They all had a wonderful career

on the PGA TOUR,

and obviously, now, I've taken kind of

a different step in my life and career.

[reporter] We have some breaking news

for you on this Tuesday evening.

Within the hour, the Saudi-backed league

LIV Golf released its field,

and the highest-ranked player,

well, it is a bit of a stunner.

It is former world number one and 24-time

PGA TOUR winner, Dustin Johnson.

[upbeat music playing]