01x02 - No Room For Error

[bunniefuu]

[Lisa Vanderpump] Previously on

Vanderpump Villa

[staff cheering]

Today is

Chateau Rosabelle orientation

and staff have arrived.

I'm, like,

really excited to, like,

be here at the

chateau with Lisa.

The clock is ticking.

We have 24 hours

'til opening night.

It is a secret proposal,

don't [bleep] it up.

[group cheers each other]

[Lisa] Having Marciano

and Hannah work side by side,

I will be keeping

my eye on them.

Marciano.

He cheated on me.

I don't like him.

[Marciano] The girl

sitting right next to me,

she gave me the best

[bleep] of all time.

- What the [bleep]?!

- [Eric] Wow.

This is night [bleep] one.

I am mortified.

- This is the guest bar.

- Yeah.

[Lisa] There's no drinking

behind the bar for the staff.

I definitely think the bartender

should be able to drink

behind the bar.

Has anybody been drinking?

- Any staff been drinking at this bar?

- No.

- Anybody?

- No.

[Lisa] Okay, guys, look, they're gonna

be here in a minute,

so let's get it together.

- [glass shatters]

- [Lisa gasps]

This is opening day. You're doing way too

[bleep] much.

[Marciano] If I need a beer,

just give me the [bleep] beer.

No one is talking to you,

you dumb [bleep] b*tch!

This is my job. No, stop!

- Stop talking.

- Shut the [bleep] up!

- What? What?

- No, stop!

[Hannah] [echoing]

We're working!

[intriguing theme

music playing]

♪♪

[Telly] No one is talking to you,

you dumb [bleep] b*tch!

- This is my job. No! Stop. Whoa!

- What? Shut the [bleep] up.

- Shut the [bleep] up, okay?

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Are you outta your mind?

- You talk to women really [bleep] crazy.

- [arguing continues]

- Guys, we have guests. We have guests.

This is our first night

working a dinner together.

Telly pushed Marciano.

He's screaming.

And I have my guests trying

to have a nice dinner.

They're hearing everything.

I'm like, what the [bleep]

do I do right now?

[Hannah]

We're working!

- Telly, we have guests outside.

- We have guests.

Don't come in here

and pop your sh*t 'cause I'll pop it back!

I've been through too much

and I've seen too much

and dealt with too much

to deal with the [bleep] Incredible Hulk

hoppin' in my face.

[Jeremy] Where's the bathroom

on this floor?

Still haven't really

explored the house.

- Gimme one second.

- Should I wait?

[Gabriella]

Yeah, gimme one second.

[Stephen]

How's your dinner going?

- [Jeremy] Awesome.

- [Stephen] Awesome? I'm glad to hear that.

[Andre] Stop all this sh*t, bro.

Come on. Stop.

It's already hard as hell

being a woman here

and when a man gets

disrespectful,

that's when I'ma jump in.

- Give me the shots.

- Okay. Take 'em.

She doesn't give a [bleep]

about the guests' experience.

She can't take anything

that anyone tells her.

- [Andre] I'm gettin' the rosé.

- Thank you.

This is [bleep] crazy.

Telly's acting like a total b*tch.

He's a p*ssy, bro.

As a lead server, Marciano

had to do what he had to do.

I don't think he should've

raised his voice

the way he did at her,

but him and I have

a big history,

so, yeah, I will have his back.

- I don't know, man.

- What, was it, like, a bad push?

- [Grace] I think so.

- Oh.

- [Grace] But I don't know.

- Mm.

[both laugh]

- A grown man can't talk

- Do not touch

- to me like that

- do not touch anybody.

- Listen, stop talking to me.

- [Eric] I don't care.

You're not gonna

validate a grown man

[Eric] I don't care,

you're not gonna touch anybody.

You have guests 10 feet

out the window

eating an extravagant dinner

and you're gonna blow

the whole frickin' load

because of your ego

and your pride?

Where's the class?

Where's the professionalism?

We can't keep letting

a grown man like that

- [Andre] I got you, I got you.

- yell at females.

It's like no one is intervening,

no one is stopping this man.

I intervened right in the middle

after you pushed him.

- After I What did Say-Say it again.

- Do not touch anyone.

- Listen, you're-you're an idiot.

- End of the story. Take a break.

- No I'm not, I'm very smart.

- You're not, you're not.

- I am very smart man.

- You're wrong.

What blows my mind about this

whole entire [bleep] incident

is that my [bleep] manager,

watching two people go at me,

just wants to stand there

and just smile.

So, from this moment on,

I'm always going to look at Eric

like a [bleep] loser b*tch.

[Marciano] We all done?

Get this outta your way?

- How are you? Yes, please.

- How you doin'?

I'm good.

I'm gonna rip that shot.

Actually, I'm gonna

take this now.

I need this right now.

- Yeah. Cheers.

- Aw!

[group cheers and claps]

Oh, God. Did you leave that too?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, God, no.

[guests cheer]

Don't force me, please.

With Marciano, I know that

he is a rockstar server.

In this moment right now, though,

I am just confused.

I am shocked.

I'm actually concerned.

He's here representing me

and I'm really afraid of

what Lisa's gonna think.

Dessert's on its way.

- [guest 1] Yes.

- [guest 2] Perfect.

[Caroline] I just

wanna make sure there's

someone overlooking the table.

There's still a service going on.

There's food coming.

I don't want food coming

angrily or whatever.

- Right.

- This is something we work hard to do

- and we put a lot of p-passion

- Exactly.

so I just want someone

to take a minute to realize

we are still in the

middle of service.

- It's gonna be done very soon.

- [Eric] I agree with you chef. 100%.

- [Caroline] Okay.

- [Eric] Oh, I think they're ready.

- Are you guys ready for dessert?

- Yep. Apple tartar.

- [Anthony] Let's go. Boom, boom, boom.

- The ice cream on the right.

And don't forget to smile.

Always. [chuckles]

- [Marciano] Okay, I got an apple tartar

- [guest 1] Ooh!

- with a lavender crumble.

- [guest 2] Wow!

[Marciano] Topped with

vanilla ice cream, okay?

- [Jeremy] Thank you.

- [guests exclaiming]

[Marciano] And that mint as well.

Little mint as well.

[Eric]

Hello, Lisa?

- [Lisa] [over phone] Yes?

- How's your evening?

With everything that just went down with

Telly and Marciano, I have to tell Lisa.

There's some problems, um,

amongst the staff to be honest.

I see yelling and fighting

and screaming.

[Lisa]

What the [bleep]?

I think we need to talk

tomorrow with everybody

and really sit down

and we need to talk it out.

[Lisa] Let the team know that I will

be there at 10 o'clock in the morning

and we will discuss it then.

Okay, I'll make it happen.

[upbeat, dramatic

music playing]

[Hannah] Today, we're taking the guests

to wine country for an outing,

but Lisa's called

an emergency meeting.

I do feel like the whole team

let Lisa down last night.

Especially me, Telly,

and definitely Marciano,

and I'm shaking in my

boots right now.

♪♪

[staff member]

Good morning.

What I heard about last night

was completely unacceptable.

So, I need to know who

are the instigators

because that way I will get

to the root of the problem.

- [tense music playing]

- I actually made some notes,

but I don't really know

where to start.

This was our first night.

How do you think it went?

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- [music intensifies]

- Are you serious? You think it went well?

Oh, Marciano. You [bleep] up.

Marciano and Hannah,

I mean, it was a

complete debacle

as far as you two

were concerned.

Pouring a tequila bottle down your throat

before we even started.

[dramatic trill]

♪♪

That is such disrespect to me.

This is a business.

I don't know what you

think we're doing here,

but I am telling you now,

this is not Chateau sh*t Show,

this is Chateau Rosabelle

that I have created

and you two are not gonna

[bleep] it up.

Right now, if we weren't

6,000 miles away,

I'd say, "You know what?

Maybe you guys should go home."

We were definitely, uh,

ya know, nervous to start.

So, it just calmed the nerves

and everything and we just

You are supposedly one

of the best servers in Vegas

and you're nervous about

eight guests?

You put us in a very tough spot

when I told you

[Lisa] Why don't you just

own up to your mistakes? Why

I am. I'm sorry. I'm telling you.

I drank too much.

I'll tell you why. When you go out with

11 shots, and there's eight guests

They kept asking us

to drink with them, Lisa.

What do you want us to do?

- Do you want us to take care of them?

- [Lisa] Say, "No

I'm actually working.

"I would love to have

a drink with you after.

But I have a responsibility to my boss

to make sure this runs smoothly."

[Marciano] You asked us

to provide an experience for them.

It didn't affect service, Lisa.

[Lisa] It affected the way

we run the business.

You are not going to act

and behave like that in my business.

- You're not gonna win this battle.

- You're right. I You're right.

- I'm sorry.

- How much did you drink?

The same amount.

Are you proud of that?

No.

[Lisa]

So, what do you have to say?

- I apologize and it won't happen again.

- [Marciano] I'm sorry.

[Lisa]

And I'll tell you another thing,

I will not tolerate any man

coming at a woman ever.

I don't like a woman

coming at a man.

Of course,

she was wrong to push you,

but I'm not going to have a man

face off with a woman

in an intimidating way

because you don't know

how any of these women have been treated

and what it might trigger.

[Emily]

I appreciate Telly a lot.

The altercation came

from things from her past

and I can relate so much.

Four or five years ago now,

um, I was in a relationship

with someone.

There was some domestic

violence involved.

After that, there

was two different

nose surgeries I had

to fix the problem.

It took me a while to get over it

and to kind of deal with it.

But now, I can confidently say

I have dealt with it and I am over it.

Which is why this

opportunity and being here

after coming from

that is surreal.

It doesn't matter what

proceeded it.

I don't like it and I will not tolerate

that from any of you.

Okay Telly, I'll talk to you

personally about that.

Eric, you didn't quite handle things

the way you should've done.

I think you dropped

the ball on many parts.

I can always improve. I'll admit that.

Also, vice versa.

Just to throw it out

for everybody.

Thank you, Eric.

I know.

I think Lisa is proud of me

and what I did

in my responsibilities,

but I don't think

she wants to give me

any praise, honestly.

I think she's testing me

just as much as

I'm testing my team.

Why do you look so scared?

- [dramatic sting]

- You did nothing wrong.

- [stammers]

- [laughter]

But somebody does need

to be behind the bar

at all times.

It doesn't matter

if you have to go

and get glasses

from the kitchen,

you need to be there.

Whew.

I gotta be honest,

I am not that confident.

Literally, this is

a kid from Chicago

and I'm all the way

here in France.

Feelin' outta place is, I think,

would be an understatement for me.

Priscila?

[Priscila]

Yes.

How do you think ya did?

I think I did good.

Yes, I think you did well too.

Very happy.

The only saving grace

in this whole equation

is that the guests

had a good time.

You are not putting me

through that again.

- [dramatic music playing]

- Tonight remember

We need to make sure everything

goes perfectly, okay?

- You're all dismissed, thank you.

- [Eric/Gabriella] Thank you.

[Lisa] Telly, do you want

to come and walk with me?

I need to talk to Telly

and have a better understanding.

What went wrong?

Where was the trigger?

Because this is not

what I was expecting

and I know she's

capable of much more.

One of the things that

really, really pissed me off

[Telly]

Mm-hm.

is when somebody

I invest in lies to me.

[dramatic crescendo]

- [dramatic music playing]

- One of the things that really,

- really pissed me off

- Mm-hm.

is when somebody

I invest in lies to me.

In the moment, I was just like

Okay, when you asked

me if every

If anyone had had

a drink at the bar,

I'm like, everyone's has had,

has had a drink at the bar.

But you're in charge of the bar,

so why are you giving

drinks to everybody?

I didn't wanna tell people "no."

- So, I'm like, "Okay."

- Why? Why?

Because I want

I wanna make friends.

I know a lot of people,

but I don't think I have

that many friends.

There's just something about me,

people just kinda have,

like, this

like, scared

Like this scared factor.

You are so important

in this equation

and I'm relying on you.

- [dramatic, solemn music playing]

- [Telly cries]

Like, I know I'm strong

and I know

But it's like I don't always

wanna have to be like I'm

Act like I'm strong.

It's not fair. [sniffles]

[Lisa] [softly]

What is it?

[crying] I was so misunderstood

'cause I don't wanna

tell-tell people no.

- But you can!

- But then again,

- I feel like I set myself up because

- It's your

that whole altercation

was because they were drunk.

But I opened that

window for them.

You've worked so

hard to be here.

You are such a beautiful,

young woman.

You don't need to work

for their approval.

You work for my approval.

Pushing somebody like that?

I mean, that is just

Like, I used to get like that

and I don't get like

that anymore.

I don't surround myself

around people

- Okay.

- that bring out the worst in me.

I was raised by a very

strong single mother.

There has been a lotta

situations in my life

where I've seen a

lotta injustice

and a lotta [bleep] up

things happen,

like disrespecting women,

it's very triggering.

[crying] I try to avoid putting

myself in certain situations

and then someone can just say,

"I don't give a [bleep] how you feel,

like, I'm still gonna keep

going and poking and poking at you."

Like, then I just explode and I set

myself up to look like a [bleep] as*h*le.

I don't want to be like that.

I don't want to be this person.

What did we learn

from last night? You tell me.

I don't care about

making friends.

[both laugh]

You're likable enough.

You don't need to work at that.

- You don't need to say yes to anybody.

- Yeah.

I'm actually pleasantly

surprised with Telly

that she wasn't combative,

she wasn't defensive.

She was contrite.

And that's always a

good place to start

because it means

we have room for growth.

I see something in you that

you don't see in yourself.

Maybe, this is a place

for you to grow.

[Lisa] That's exactly

what I want to hear.

[curious music playing]

- I know, we're landlocked.

- Maybe they will take us to, like, Ibiza,

- or, like, ya know, like, Saint-Tropez?

- Can you imagine?

Can you imagine Lisa comes,

she goes, "Get up, team.

We're goin' to Ibiza."

[laughs]

Priscila and I are

on a little break right now

because things are about

to get really hectic

preparing for the secret

proposal tonight.

On top of our normal duties

of cleaning, cooking, and serving,

uh, we have to prepare in order

to turn the backyard into Paris

because why not?

[laughs]

I feel like that meeting

actually helped a lot.

Even though it was intense,

it's gonna help all of us.

- Yeah.

- She called you out and said

you did good, which you did.

I mean, out of everyone yesterday

I was like, I was like,

I feel like I did a good job.

Ooh, that's a good question.

This is an amazing opportunity,

considering I've been in hospitality

pretty much my entire life.

See, this is the job that

a lot of people won't do,

but I'll do it.

I'm here to be a housekeeper

for the entire villa.

[toilet flushes]

Done.

But also back home,

in New York City,

I c*ck and bartend serve.

[stammers] Oop.

I c*ck serve and bartend.

When it comes to work,

I'm very competitive.

It's gonna sound so bad,

but I-I just,

I like being

better than people. [snickers]

♪♪

To be able to work with

Lisa Vanderpump,

she's a queen of the

hospitality world

and I feel like this could

open up so many opportunities

for me to advance my career,

maybe open up my own

place someday.

I think everything's gonna

get better. I have faith too.

How do you know that?

Did I say that?

I call myself, like,

Hurricane Pri

because I feel like

I'm so intense.

Like, if I'm happy,

I'm really happy.

If I'm sad, I'm really sad.

- It's a good day. [laughs]

- [producer laughs]

I've been serving for 11 years,

but I never lived

with coworkers.

So, living together, I don't

know what's gonna happen.

I hope I can get my jokes in.

I feel like every chapter

that we go through life,

like, when I moved from Brazil

to the United States,

this opportunity came

along my way and I was like,

why not go to France

and go for a new adventure?

I miss home and my mom,

but every day will be fine,

I think, I hope. [laughs]

Well, who kn who knows

what they have planned.

- [Marciano] Can we go talk right now?

- [Telly] That's fine.

I wanna make sure the couple

has a lovely engagement

and I'm gonna put my

big girl panties on

and drop all bullshit and talk

to Marciano about boundaries.

I know I put you

in an uncomfortable position

where you felt like you

needed to defend yourself.

I shouldn't have done that.

[solemn music playing]

I mean, I know that you feel

very offended

and I'm, I'm sorry.

I, outside of here,

don't put myself in situations

'cause I know where

I know the kind of person I can get to

because of where I come from.

And I'm so [bleep] sorry

for pushing you.

Y-You were just retaliating

to my aggressiveness.

So, if we can put this aside,

move forward,

I gotta do a better job

of communicating with you

and then from there on, it'll be it'll

It should be smoother.

When it comes to working

and having hostile issues

with people,

I'll put my sh*t aside all day.

I care about the guests

and I care about my job.

So, yeah, I can put sh*t

aside with Telly.

That doesn't mean

I'm gonna like you,

but that does mean

I'm gonna work with you.

- [upbeat music playing]

- Okay.

- We're good?

- Yes.

- Promise?

- I swear.

- You wanna hug it out?

- Yes.

Hug it out? Alright.

[Hannah] Is that gonna

be too heavy, though?

- [Gabriella] No, no, no.

- [Eric] No, it can go across.

Today, we're gonna take Jeremy,

Shirin, and their whole group

to a vineyard for love games.

[Eric] We have a beautiful

event set up.

- So, head this way, alright?

- [crosstalk]

[Stephen] While we're away,

the rest of the staff back at the chateau

is gonna set up the surprise proposal

from Jeremy to Shirin.

Are either of you good at,

like, tossing a salad?

I [bleep] hate cooking.

[all greeting each other]

[Stephen] Welcome to a special experience

designed by Chateau Rosabelle.

We've got charcuterie for you,

some amazing goat cheese tarts

drizzled in honey.

Relax, and we're gonna get you

some wine goin', alright?

Oh, my God,

I am a hopeless romantic

and I do have dreams

of getting married in France.

Oh, my God.

Lisa's vision is beautiful.

- [Jeremy] Cheers.

- [Shirin] Cheers, guys.

- Okay, let's bring the cutlery out.

- [Eric] Okay.

- Let's get going on this.

- Okay.

I want everything to be perfect

'cause I wanna focus

on that proposal.

So, I'm trying to set the table,

make sure all the candles

and arrangements are nice,

and then set up outside

for the marquee event.

It's gonna be epic.

Should we let the games begin?

[guest]

Let's play.

[Stephen]

We've got three awesome games

all specific to Jeremy and Shirin's love

for each other

on their four year anniversary.

- [upbeat music playing]

- [Jeremy] Yes! Let's go.

One point, Jeremy and Shirin.

[guests cheering]

Alright, let's play

Falling For You.

There's gonna be

a challenge on random bricks.

[Shirin]

Oh, I love this.

- [Stephen] There we go.

- [Jeremy] All the guys drink.

- [guests exclaim]

- [Stephen] That was good.

- Kiss the person to your left.

- [guests exclaim]

That was a cue, that's not

how you play the game.

[guests cheering]

But it's just all fun,

it's flirting,

and I feel like if Marciano

gets a little jealous,

that's on him. [chuckles]

- [Stephen] I wouldn't go there.

- [Hannah] I know, right?

Like I said,

I'm trying to keep my job.

Everything's going smooth,

but we need to make sure that

everything for tonight's dinner

is to a T perfection.

We're gonna need the servers

to be on point

with getting drinks

and food out on time.

We're gonna need the

bartenders ready

to make anything

the guests want.

We've got quite a bit

on our shoulders.

[Eric] We have a great

evening planned,

8:00 p.m. sharp,

beautiful dress attire.

So, look your best and

let's have some fun, alright?

Come on in, guys.

♪♪

[ice rattling]

[guest 1]

What's up? What's up?

[guest 1] Me too,

we should get more food.

Andre, can we get more food?

The guests are back

and I instantly start sweating.

You can tell they're hangry.

My job right now is to make

people forget about the food

that they're angry about

that they don't have.

Hey, servers, quick question.

Can you ask them how long

on the sandwiches?

- On the sandwiches?

- Yes.

I have to, you know,

kinda, like, stall

and make drinks

at the same time.

[guest 2]

Andre knows what he's doing.

He knows what he's doing.

- Janine, you're flying out on Tuesday?

- [Janine] Yes.

- [Janine] Shut up.

- What is a DA?

- [Janine] I have a dentist appointment.

- [Jeremy] Dentist appointment.

- [Janine] Thank you.

- Oh, I get it!

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music playing]

[Marciano]

We've been working hard

preparing for dinner

for tonight,

but right now things

slowed down a little bit.

You're just gonna go chill?

[Hannah]

I don't know.

I'll walk you back.

And I want to take this

opportunity to try

and really talk with Hannah.

What happened at the,

uh, winery today?

[plucky music playing]

Oh, we were playing

the game with the blocks

and then that guy Ethan

- Game with the blocks?

- Yeah, I forgot the name of it.

Okay. Whoa.

♪♪

- And then what? Ethan?

- What?

What about Ethan?

He picked up the block and it said,

"Kiss the person to your left,"

so he came around,

but I did the cheek.

- And you were cool with that?

- What?

- You were cool with that?

- Yeah.

[Marciano] Okay, if the same thing

happened to me, you'd be cool with it?

[Hannah] If it was the cheek.

We're not together.

I know for a fact

if the roles were reversed

she would never be okay

with me doing that.

If you would get mad, then why

Like, if it happened to me,

why would you do it then

and think that I could

I should be okay with it?

I did the cheek, not the lips.

I mean

And we haven't had

a conversation about

what we are.

To be honest, I don't

really give a sh*t about

Marciano's feelings right now

because he's done me dirty

in the past before.

Maybe it's because past issues

are coming up right now.

We can't, like, be here

and then be in limbo.

If we're gonna work together,

we need to figure this out

so we're on the same page

so we don't end up pissing one

of each other off and getting fired.

Hannah and I have to have a conversation

about our relationship status.

It doesn't work that way

in a relationship.

[dramatic music playing]

- Can I sit and talk to you for a second?

- Yes, of course.

We have the big marquee

event tonight.

- Cheers.

- Cheers, thank you.

Before the festivities,

we have A Night In Paris.

Not the porno.

This would be the dinner.

Uh, I'm nervous.

[quirky music playing]

- Yeah.

- Good, go on.

- Lisa.

- Yeah.

- [Jeremy chuckles, sighs]

- [music distorts, stops]

I don't really feel it's my place

to get too involved,

but then when he starts

telling me

what he's going to say,

I just know he could

say so much more.

People asked me,

they said, ya know,

"What did Ken propose with

and what were you wearing?"

I said "Nothing" to both.

[upbeat music playing]

[Eric]

Everyone's comin' down.

Night in Paris, here we go.

If we [bleep] up,

who's takin' the hit? Me.

We cannot screw anything up.

[Caroline] I asked somebody

to butter the bread.

[Grace]

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

[Telly] After my talk with Lisa,

hearing how important

this event is tonight,

I don't wanna, like,

disappoint her.

I wanna make sure my

sh*t's straight.

I wanna make sure

the bar is ready.

So, because Shirin's favorite

c*ck is an Aperol Spritz,

we came up with a strawberry Aperol Spritz

for tonight's c*ck.

Oh, wow. This is good.

[Shirin] It's so pretty.

[Anthony] Hope you're

enjoying your stay so far.

Tonight, we'll have pink risotto

cooked with beet juice

and beef jus.

[Shirin] Mm. It smells good.

We end the main course

with a ribeye.

- [guests gasp, chatter]

- Bon appétit, guys.

Cheers.

[guests cheers each other]

- [guest] Question.

- [Marciano] Yeah?

Of course, you can.

After the dinner

the night before,

I was a little nervous that, uh,

we would have some hiccups

throughout the night.

Oof. Good catch.

But we're not waiting

for c*ck.

Everybody knew to

step up their game,

knowing that it was

necessary for Lisa Vanderpump.

[Gabriella] I'm sure

you all are wondering

what we just placed

in front of you.

[Jeremy] Oh, I'm sure I'm about

to have a heart attack.

You guys are going

to write one word

for Shirin and Jeremy.

And then I will guide you

to the bridge that

we have outside

- and you'll place your lock

- [guests] Aw.

on-on the bridge.

Similar to a night

in Paris, right?

- [guest 1] Okay.

- [guest 2] Yeah.

Soon, Jeremy is going

to propose to Shirin,

and I have to make sure

everything is done perfectly.

Yeah, you guys,

you guys can follow me. Yeah.

- [guest] Do we bring, do we bring this?

- Yep. Bring your lock.

We're gonna go to the bridge.

And then, Jeremy and Shirin,

I'll have Stephen grab you.

- [suspenseful music playing]

- [insects chirring]

It's the proposal,

the big marquee event.

- [light flute music playing]

- So, now, all I need

is the staff to support

the vision.

As I've said,

there's no room for error.

[Andre] Do we all have

the champagne ready?

[Stephen] Eric's bringing it to

you as we speak.

[Gabriella] You can place them

on this vine, okay?

Happy couple,

whenever you're ready.

The moment is approaching,

and all I'm thinking is

please don't [bleep] it up.

[Shirin]

Oh, my God, you guys!

- [dramatic orchestral music playing]

- [Shirin] What's happening?

Aw, look at this,

look at this, look at this.

- [guest 1] Are they dancing?

- [guest 2] Aw.

[Lisa] Here we're are,

it's the proposal,

and he's just got to get

onto the dance floor.

I've talked him through it,

what I think he should say,

speak from the heart.

♪♪

I have something to tell you

- that I've been wanting to tell you

- [guests shushing each other]

[voice breaking]

for a long time.

Four years ago,

I fell in love with you.

I want to have

a family with you.

I wanna spend the rest

of my life with you.

- [Shirin sniffles]

- Every single day I wanna see your smile

because it's the most

perfect thing in the world.

Spending the rest of my life

together with you

isn't even long enough.

So, Shirin

[Shirin]

Oh, my God.

will you marry me?

Yes.

[music swells]

[guests laugh and applaud]

[speaker] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[guests cheer, squeal, and clap]

- [guest 3] Oh, my God!

- [guest 4] Oh, my God!

- [guests cheering]

- [glasses clinking]

Let's party!

[excited chatter]

[Gabriella]

Congratulations, everyone!

[group cheering]

You know,

I want to raise a glass.

I-I have to say

if I saw that ring,

I would've definitely said yes.

- [group laughs]

- Told you.

I raise a glass to you,

the happy couple.

Congratulations, darlings.

[group cheering]

[Jeremy]

Let's go!

[upbeat dance music playing]

One two, one two ♪

Thank God for my staff.

Thank you so much for

pulling it together.

I see some hope for this group

and for my chateau.

I have my confidence back, Ken,

I'm back in the game.

- [group cheering]

- [Lisa laughs]

♪♪

[Anthony] So, I'm thinking, like,

a cheese plate, some sweet,

- scrambled eggs, breakfast potato.

- [Eric] Okay.

And uh

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Exactly.

- Exactly.

Before my guests leave,

I'm always going to do

a special breakfast

called The Final Toast.

[Hannah] If we don't get,

like, a bravo on this.

[Eric] And if we don't get

a bravo on this, exactly.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[upbeat, bouncy music playing]

[door opens]

Hey.

[door slams]

[Hannah]

Wow.

What the [bleep]?

[Priscila]

What happened?

Come on.

[tense sting]

I don't know.

I don't know what happened.

- [curious music playing]

- [Hannah] That's ridiculous.

I find Priscila's spread eagle

to be really offensive

while I'm sitting in the middle

of her and Marciano.

I think it bothers me because

him and I have a big history.

I find it disrespectful.

[Marciano]

Hannah.

I don't understand

what's goin' on.

[dramatic music playing]

Hey.

[Hannah]

[bleep] this b*tch.

♪♪

[dramatic music playing]

[Gabriella]

Hey.

You wanna sit?

[Hannah]

I'm just, like, over it.

You're not gonna slouch

and, like, have

your legs wide open

in front of a guy.

- [Gabriella] Your man. Your man.

- Yeah, exactly my point, right?

[Gabriella] Priscila is,

ya know, she's confident.

She comes off very strong,

and since Hannah's

quite insecure,

it doesn't really

sit right with her.

That's why she has such

a short temper.

That's why she has such

little tolerance for, for anything.

[chuckles]

[Hannah] I have to work

with this girl 24/7.

That's what I'm saying.

[Gabriella] Then, then you

nip it in the bud.

You're not accusing her.

You're not saying she's a sl*t.

You're not judging her for it.

You're just saying,

like, simply,

"That made me uncomfortable.

- Can you please not do that?"

- It did.

I'm like, "Dude, I can't

even focus right now.

Your legs are wide open.

It's weird."

[dramatic music playing]

First and foremost,

coffee or water?

♪♪

[Hannah] I don't want any more drama

before the guests leave,

so I'm just gonna try

to clear the air with Priscila

just so we can move past this.

Okay. I just wanna, like,

come and say something

to you right now.

It just kind of made me feel uncomfortable

with your legs wide open

right in front of Marciano.

- Just like a tad.

- Oh, my God.

I don't even know what

you're talking about.

Am I going crazy already?

Like, it's just, it

Like, did I really

did something wrong?

I'm like just felt

uncomfortable

with the whole situation.

No, that's literally

because I'm so sleepy.

- Yeah.

- I'm, like, just

- No, no, no. That's why I wanted

- As soon as you guys left

- to come to you.

- I, like, I laid down and I even

- moved couch.

- That's why I wanted to come to you

- and just, like, ask you. Okay.

- No, no. There's nothing

- to worry about that.

- Yeah.

So, if any girl sits however

she wants next to Marciano,

she's gonna start sh*t?

Or she just wanna start

sh*t with me?

Like, what is the problem?

Don't cry.

[Hannah]

Wait, what am I crying about?

- Are you okay?

- [Hannah] Yeah, I'm not crying.

- Okay.

- Why, you think I'm crying?

It looked like you're

You had tears in your eyes.

- [Hannah] No. Thank you, though.

- Okay. Okay.

[Lisa] The guests are

having their final meal.

Before they leave,

I'd like the guests

just to fill out

their comment card.

Their experience is paramount.

If I have to make staff changes,

then so be it.

[Jeremy]

I'm gonna miss having flowers

- absolutely everywhere.

- [Shirin] I know.

- [guest] God, I know.

- Okay, everyone.

[Jeremy]

Oh, hello.

[Eric] We have a comment card

for you to fill out.

- [Jeremy] Thank you.

- Alright, guys?

- [Jeremy] Thanks, guys.

- You're welcome.

Even though we pulled

off a great proposal,

there was still some debauchery

behind the scenes.

And I'm really concerned

if any of the guests write

that we ruined their experience,

one of us could be sent home.

Alright, I'm gonna grab

the clipboard.

- Yes.

- [Hannah] Thank you.

This is our first guests and I'm just

really curious to know

what's actually on that card

and see if we did a good job.

- Ten out of ten.

- [Lisa] Hey, what are you doing?

- Come back. Come back. What are you doing?

- We're just, uh,

- reading the comments.

- [Telly] Reading the card. [laughs]

Excuse me.

This is not for you.

- [Andre] It wasn't a good idea.

- Are we allowed to talk to the guests?

- [Telly] Okay, okay, okay.

- Okay, sorry. Bonjour.

This was for my eyes only.

♪♪

[Hannah/Telly]

Merci! Merci!

[laughter]

[upbeat music playing]

[Andre] Who wants

tickets to the g*n show?

[Stephen laughs]

[Marciano] This experience

at Chateau Rosabelle

is something that

I am all in on.

I don't wanna let Lisa down

and I don't wanna

let myself down.

So, hopefully, that comment card,

it's all good.

[Jeremy] Bye, guys,

we'll miss you. [laughs]

[staff]

We'll miss you guys.

- [Jeremy] Thank you so much.

- Merci, merci.

- [all] Bye.

- [Anthony] Safe travels.

I wanted to give you

a proper farewell

from Chateau Rosabelle.

- You ready?

- I'm ready. I'm scared.

- [upbeat music playing]

- Oh, my God.

[guests/staff exclaim]

I wanted to send off

the happy couple

to leave the chateau

the way they met,

on a horse-drawn carriage.

[Jeremy]

This is a fairytale.

- Thank you so much, again.

- [Lisa] Lots of love.

Lisa, thank you for having us.

Thank you for the advice.

Thank you for making

such a big impact on both of our lives.

And thank you for helping

everyone pull this off.

We owe so much to you

and we're forever grateful.

- [staff applauds]

- Aw!

[Gabriella]

They're kissing!

[upbeat music playing]

[dramatic sting]

[Lisa]

Bring me Telly and Andre.

[Andre] I am a little

bit nervous because,

like, we don't know

what to expect

on the comment card.

- [Puffy farts]

- Sorry, Puffy has terrible gas.

- That's not me.

- [Telly laughs]

So, they called two people out.

- [tense, suspenseful music playing]

- [Telly] I am so scared

that Lisa calls me

into her office.

I know I didn't drink.

I made amends with Marciano.

I have no idea what this can be

and I just hope she's

not tellin' me that she, like,

wants to send me home.

Overall it was

a good experience.

- [light music playing]

- And they said that out of everybody,

they loved you two the best.

♪♪

- [Andre] Yes.

- I want to thank you, though.

- Okay, no problem.

- Yes, you did an excellent job.

No problem.

What did you say

to me yesterday?

- You said, "I want people to like me."

- [Telly] Yeah.

So, out of 12 people,

what do they say?

[uplifting music playing]

Hearing that the guests

pointed me out,

it just makes me feel that,

like, I am being acknowledged

and all the work I am doing,

like, Lisa is seeing.

But I need to get

the toxicity out of the house

because I came here

to be the best,

and I wanna show her

that I can be the best.

[Lisa] I'm proud of you

for turning it around.

I'm gonna do my best

and I'm not gonna let you down

or myself down,

most importantly.

But don't lose the Telly

that I know and love, right?

- Obviously not. [laughs]

- Can you just send Andre?

[plucky music playing]

There's something very

special about Andre.

He has a quality

that is almost like

a teddy bear of a man.

I'm glad you've come back

because, out of everybody,

they said you were the best.

What I see in you,

they saw in you too.

Why are you crying?

Tell me. It's okay.

- [solemn music playing]

- [stammers, sighs]

You know,

I'm-I'm not supposed to be here,

so I'ma just-just grateful.

Why are you not supposed

to be here?

I was just really

down on myself [sniffles]

when I got here.

Maybe I was like,

maybe I don't look the part.

I just wanna be, wanna be good.

I wanna be great.

I don't have my parents,

and so, like, ya know,

I don't have anybody

I can call or

You don't have your parents?

- [Andre] No.

- Where are your parents?

[emotional] My mom passed away

a couple years ago.

[sniffles]

[voice breaking]

My dad hasn't been there.

♪♪

[Lisa] Well, whatever they

did when they were here,

they did a very good job.

As a mother, I'm a mother,

and I'm telling you,

I would be so proud.

[sniffles]

This moment is just very,

very, very special to me.

My mom would just say

to me right now,

"First of all,

you're my baby boy,

and no matter what,

I'm proud of you.

You are worthy.

Don't ever forget that."

And I haven't really heard

those words in a long time.

You're a kind, compassionate man

and I want you here.

You look at me, do you hear me?

Yes, ma'am.

Look at me.

I want you here.

♪♪

- Okay. Whew. Not supposed to cry.

- Now.

You know what?

I'm okay with that.

I think it's a beautiful thing.

You show your emotion

to me, it's, uh

I love, I love man tears. I do.

I'm good. Okay. Whew. Okay.

It's okay.

Onwards, outwards.

Go get 'em. Go.

[Andre]

Thank you. Thank you.

♪♪

[upbeat music playing]

- [Priscila] Is that champagne?

- [Telly] Grab a cup.

- Or do you have a glass?

- There's no more champagne.

- Your a*s is lookin' like a planet.

- [Telly laughs]

- [Priscila] Well, cheers, guys.

- [Grace] Cheers.

- Cheers to a new group of people tomorrow.

- [overlapping chatter]

First group of guests

are finally gone.

That was exhausting.

[Eric] If anybody wants to smack me

in the face or the a*s.

[Gabriella]

Eric, you're [bleep] hilarious.

Now we can just drink some

wine and enjoy each other

before the next guests

that roll around.

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

[dramatic music playing]

Hannah came at me when

she felt uncomfortable

the way I sat next to Marciano.

But, like, when I see Gabriella

would spread her legs open

and she doesn't do anything.

But I'm so mad.

I walk away.

Like, I need to talk

to somebody.

Can I tell you something that

I-I-I was kind of, like, upset right now?

Like, no offense, but,

like, Gabriella

was, like, literally

sitting down, like, open legs

and you didn't say anything.

- And when it was me, you-you

- I didn't even see that, though.

I didn't see that.

- Huh?

- I didn't see that.

Why are we bringing it up?

Let it go.

You had your legs open,

made me feel uncomfortable. Move on.

Are you gonna let it

go or no? 'Cause

- I am letting it go.

- No, no, no, I know, but

When you did it, you were

on the couch with Marciano.

- [Priscila] It was the three of us.

- That's why

No, I know, but you were

in front of him.

That's why she felt that way.

Not I was nowhere near him.

[dramatic sting]

I don't know why Priscila

is trying to drag me

in her garbage with Hannah.

No, I'm just telling

you how I feel.

It's, like,

I'm walking eggshells.

Especially because English

is not my first language,

so I'm gonna process

my thoughts,

so I can, like,

come clear to you.

Since you brought it up to her initially,

she was, like, she's now hyp

She's now hyper-aware of it,

- 'cause she's, like, probably now

- [Hannah] No

You're, you're walking

on eggshells

I feel like I'm walking

on eggshells.

I know what it feels like

to argue with

Marciano and Hannah,

so I understand where

she was coming from.

I feel like actually

cautious towards you

But, like, I understand

where you're coming from.

because I respect you

and I like you

and I don't want you

to make uncomfortable.

No, I'm not jealous like that.

I just felt uncomfortable

- Okay. Note taken.

- in that situation.

[Priscila] Between me and Hannah,

we have strong personalities.

We're both that

We're gonna speak our minds

if something is bothering us.

- I'm good.

- Okay.

No, no. I am. I just,

I just wanna check

what happened.

If she was fine,

I was just checking on you.

That's all.

I thought we moved on.

Now you wanna bring

Gabriella into it

and then cause

another fuss about it

after I thought we moved on?

Bring it.

Oh, my God. I can't deal with it.

What the [bleep] was?

[dramatic music playing]

She's been weird.

That was a weird She walks in,

- she knocks on the door

- 'Cause it bothers her.

Priscila, I don't really know

where she comes off.

Like about the spread

eagle thing

where she brought it up again.

That pissed me off and it just kinda has

given me, like,

just a weird taste in my mouth.

I'm mad at you.

[Priscila]

No.

- Han!

- [Hannah] What?

Can we not do this, please?

[Hannah] I'm not doing anything.

I'm just mad.

That was, like, so calculated.

- What, Hannah? No.

- [Hannah] That was weird.

- What? It was

- [Hannah] You kinda called Gabriella out;

- that was weird.

- Hannah!

- It was not

- Let me talk, let me talk.

- No, Hannah.

- [overlapping arguments]

Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut up, shut up. No.

I think being a b*tch

is being fake

and talking sh*t

behind people's back.

I like to confront it head on

and if you think

I'm being a b*tch,

then maybe you're just as fake.

Shut up.

No, just shut up.

- I said No

- Don't tell me to shut up.

Hannah!

Hannah has trouble dealing

with her emotions

and controlling herself,

and this is completely

unwarranted.

I think Priscila's

extremely harmless.

- I've literally told you

- You come in here

- and yell at me.

- I said shut up. [echoing] Shut up.

Like, listen, you can talk

to Marciano the way you want,

but you're not gonna come

at me and yell at me.

Everyone upstairs thinks

it's weird what you just did.

So, I'm just letting

you know that.

Well, I think what

you do is weird too.

Marciano, if you wanna

sit down here

and condone that, that's fine.

- 'Cause I would have your back about it.

- Oh, my God.

Is she not allowed to

have an opinion?

- [tense, dramatic music playing]

- An opinion three times?!

She comes upstairs and calls Gabriella

out about it!

- [Priscila] Why are you screaming?

- She's not even

[bleep] involved!

One thing I don't do is

play about my sleep, people.

Um, actually it's called

being [bleep] real. So

[Andre] 'Cause I feel like

I'm gettin' some beauty rest.

And if you interruptin'

my beauty rest,

then I can't wake up

lookin' beautiful.

You had your legs open,

so is Hannah the

police of justice?

[Emily] Coming in here,

I literally thought

I was gonna be making beds,

cleaning toilets,

but this is such

a different experience

working at this chateau,

than any other hospitality job.

Because in any other job

you don't work with

and live with coworkers.

- You're acting like a fake-a*s b*tch.

- [Priscila] Fake?

- [Marciano] No! Han. Han!

- To me. Fake-a*s b*tch.

Marciano's known me for years.

The fact that he just stays

in the middle of it,

he doesn't have my back.

I don't have time for that.

I really don't.

I just wanna have

a good five weeks

working at the chateau

and not have his bullshit

follow along.

[bleep] fake.

- [Marciano] Yo.

- [Hannah] Shut up!

I would [echoing] never!

[Lisa]

Next, on Vanderpump Villa

Harlan wanted to

celebrate her rebirth ball.

I want everything perfect.

I went for the manager position

and if you're gonna take that position

and I don't get it,

I expect you to step up.

I feel, like, more relatable

to the guests

than to my own coworkers.

First and foremost,

if anybody interrupts me,

they can leave this room.

With Eric, everything

that comes out of his mouth is a joke.

[Eric] This is actually

beautiful.

I'm gonna set her up right here.

[Stephen] I'm getting

really annoyed.

[Gabriella]

This is Lisa's decision.

Where did they have breakfast?

[Stephen] They had breakfast

right over there.

[Lisa]

The more I get to know Eric,

there's something

I'm just not sure about.

You changed my plan.

- I had this whole thing thought out.

- My inner,

like, curator and everything

- is coming out. I really If it was me

- Well, sit on your

[bleep] inner curator.

[bouncy, upbeat music playing]

[Priscila]

Who is the-the other person?

[Grace] We got a lotta names

to remember.

- [Emily] Yeah, there's so many.

- That's why

we had so many problems with

- [Priscila] Marcelo?

- No.

Oh, my God. I don't even remember

everything I've called Marciano.

[Priscila]

Mariano, Marcelo.

First we thought it was Marcel.

Marciello, Marcellus.

What's his name? Mariano?

Mar Mar Mar?

- [Emily] M-Mar Marciano.

- [Grace] God.

- That one.

- Yes.

Mascarpone, Martian.

I can't remember.

Mar Mar Mar Marciano?

I That's his name?

♪♪

[intriguing theme

music playing]

[music fades out]