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01x08 - Bae’s Revelations

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Call Me Bae". Aired: 6 September 2024.*
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Downsized from heiress to hustler, 'Bae' discovers her most valuable assets aren't her diamonds, but her street-smart style. Broke, but refusing to be broken, she navigates the newsrooms of Mumbai and her better self while breaking news

01x08 - Bae’s Revelations

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Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

Wherever you walk by

You light up the world

With your words

With your eyes

You light up every path

The world awaits you

Where have you been all this while?

Hey, Bae!

The way you slay

The way you are

The way you talk

Hey, Bae!

Deep in your eyes

Lies your dreams

It's gonna be your day

The world awaits you

Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

We are reporting live

from Mukul Sawla's Bungalow.

Mukul Sawla is currently embroiled

in a scandalous controversy.

There are many allegations

that have been levied against him.

Mukul sir, Mukul sir!

Sir, sir, sir!

Did you blackmail Madhulika Sahay

and ask for sexual favors, sir?

Are the allegations

against you true?

Sir!

When will Mukul Sawla speak up?

Stay tuned to know more.

I won.

Well done.

-What did you order?

-Pizza. Cheese burst!

Hi.

-Cheers!

-Okay, cheers!

-So

-So

-We are

-We are

-Proud of ya!

-Cheers, guys!

-Cheers!

-Cheers and tables.

-Cheers.

-Unreal.

-Unreal.

-Really? Show me!

You were awesome today.

You mean flawsome!

Flawsome?

My flaws make me awesome.

Okay, well I hope

God grants all of us these flaws.

Also, I'm sorry.

I was too hard on you.

It really was a great story.

And I am super proud of you

that you broke it the right way.

Thanks.

I have to say, I am

learning from the best.

Oh, how sweet.

I meant Faye.

Ouch.

Okay.

Well, I guess cheers to Bae and Faye.

And Amanpour!

-Cheers.

-Cheers!

There is never

enough oregano ever.

Bae, your phone.

My notifications are on fire.

At least, check it.

It could be something important.

Guys, listen to this.

A message from some Shruti.

I had seen her name on

Mukul Sawla's computer.

"In my city Chandigarh,

Mukul Sawla had come to inaugurate

a girl's engineering college.

I was the student who went

to receive him with a bouquet."

She's a minor.

I remember there was another girl.

Sabrina.

I hope she reaches out as well.

Wait, there's one more.

See this.

She used to work in Sawla's firm.

She had to quit because of him.

I guess evidence lays itself

out for a good journalist.

But how do I prove that these

are not mere accusations?

Breaking news coming in.

Mukul Sawla, the country's

prominent businessman

is being accused of #Metoo.

More and more stories pouring

in from social media.

-A young girl saying she was seventeen

-What an as*h*le!

-when she encountered Sawla years ago,

-How do men like these

-at a school function

-live with themselves?

-where he harassed her. India is

-This is just one side of the story!

Good afternoon, viewers.

We can't accuse people

based on social media.

Mr. Sawla is a respected

citizen of the country.

He has worked tirelessly

towards women's safety.

And hence, this case is not

just about women's rights.

It is also about men's rights.

Are you serious?

Why not?

What about men's rights?

Are men not human enough?

You can't just generalize.

You can't announce a whole gender guilty.

That's not fair.

Oh, God!

Mukul sir's here!

-Mukul sir!

-Mukul sir!

-Sir, sir!

-Ma'am!

Satyamev Jayate.

Truth alone triumphs.

This is all I have to say

in my defense today.

I leave it to Mitali

to do the talking.

-Ma'am, ma'am!

-Mitali ma'am!

These allegations are

absolutely frivolous and baseless.

Mukul and I are childhood sweethearts.

A husband like Mukul.

A father like him.

-There is nobody like

-Ma'am,

have you ever met

any of these women?

What is your take on

these allegations on Mukul?

How are you so sure that

these allegations are fake?

Because I know my Mukul.

It may take time.

But I'm 100 percent convinced

that he will be proven innocent.

And we as a family will

come out of this stronger.

Ma'am, ma'am.

Mukul sir, Mukul sir!

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Please give us some space.

Thank you.

Mukul sir, Mukul sir.

Ma'am, ma'am.

You have to answer!

Hi. Mitali cried on national television

that was brilliant.

f*ck that.

If I go down,

you go down.

I want to go to your office.

What?

I want to go to your office.

You want a job?

I'm sorry Prince, but I don't think

my office can afford

a celebrity trainer like you.

I don't want a job.

I just want to find out about these emails

SS is getting from the Centaurus

email address.

I haven't been able to sleep thinking

about this all night.

I wish I could

smuggle you into the office

but visitors have access

only to the ground floor.

And today's Friday the 13th.

You would definitely get caught.

There must be some way.

Could I be of any help?

Please.

You let it be.

You're highly unreliable.

I have a plan.

But both of you

need to execute it.

Okay, what do we have to do?

I've been working on a program.

Bunk this 13 bullshit.

I'll work everything out.

Trust me.

Sorry.

Why are you doing this, Harleen?

Doing what?

Why are you siding

with SS and Mukul?

I only side with TRP.

So you think all

the girls are lying?

Wake up and smell the coffee!

Behen-code is a real thing.

What are you hiding on SS's computer?

I don't have time

for your nonsense.

You are not like SS.

You are better than him.

I know that SS and Mukul

are hiding something.

I don't know what it

is but I know they are.

Please don't help them.

Unlocked!

Plug in the USB device.

Load Program.

Now go to the launchpad and type

Terminal

and type dot slash

Slash.

-Remotecopy

-Remote

dot SH.

Got it.

Now press enter.

Something's happening!

Wait, I'm sending a picture.

And we are in!

You're associating

with the wrong people!

You understand the

spirit of journalism.

Now you and your stilettos are going

to teach me journalism?

Well, stilettos teach you how

to keep your spine

Oh, my God!

Nobody walks away from

me mid-conversation, okay?

Are you okay?

I'm fine!

Walk away if you feel like it.

It's a free country.

Bye!

Go, go, I'm sorry!

Make space, we have

to get Mukul on the show!

On the contrary,

Bae is our journalist.

We should make

this our lead story.

So that we seem biased!

So that for once

we seem fair, SS.

Oh, God.

And get drowned out as

yet another #Metoo channel.

Oops!

I'm sorry!

#Metoo joke!

Sorry, wokes!

Not funny.

At all.

-Oh, God. Live a little.

-SS!

I don't want TRP to be a channel that

is on the wrong side of history. Okay?

-Tanmoy!

-May I?

It's Confessional's 100th episode.

Why don't we invite two

guests instead of just one?

Mukul and

Bae?

Like a face-off between them?

It's brilliant!

Bae will convey the other

side of the story herself.

It's perfect!

This contains data about every guest

who has appeared on "The Confessional."

What they do, who they meet,

who they sleep with.

Everything!

This is how SS

finds his "News First".

There is a folder

named after you too.

He was stalking you too.

What a b*stard!

That day, there were emails

on Mukul Sawla's laptop

from Centaurus, right?

One thing is clear for sure.

He's gotten information about Madhulika

and the other girls from here.

The big question is

who really is Centaurus?

And why is it supplying

data to Mukul and SS?

Harleen.

Hi.

Can I get back to you?

Yeah Okay.

Guys they've invited me

on The Confessional.

With Mukul Sawla.

So are you going to go?

What else can I do for you?

My love, you're upset

Tell me how can I make this better?

I'll move the world

I'm running out this time

Will I ever find you?

I'm sitting at your door

-Till you let me in you are not alone

-Bound by the Behen-code.

From now on your problems

are my problems.

This is our

Behen-code.

It's older than the Da Vinci code.

Stronger than the Bro-code.

When sisters come together,

men like Mukul Sawla become history.

#Behen-code.

I go through everything you throw at me

I listen to everything you say

You've shown me love and light before

But now it's like

You have pushed me away into the darkness

You are just a faint memory now

I want to fly again

You are just a faint memory now

I want to fly again

-Hello.

-Oh, without your inner angels

Harleen, I'm on.

Pushing you through life

A person feels lifeless

What do you think about this?

It's formal with a bling.

It's got a little

No.

This is full of glitz and glam!

Doesn't feel right.

But why?

It's your television debut!

It has to pack a punch.

It has to be impactful, right?

Feeling anything?

Works?

My good old stilettos

and this for good luck!

Check!

-Something's missing.

-What?

What do you need?

A little bit of Saira.

Who would have thought

there would come a day when Bae would

have to lease something from me!

Everything in life is on lease.

Nothing is permanent.

You've come a long way.

I've just put my

pieces back differently.

I wonder why I can't do that.

Why can't I change my patterns?

Acknowledging you have

a problem is the first step.

DL taught me that.

DL?

Wait, let me guess.

Dalai Lama?

Not bad!

See.

You know me so well.

Do I know myself?

You know,

when I was ten years old

I bunked school for the first time

and played flush

with the watchman.

And for the first time ever

my super busy parents came

to school to meet the principal!

A lot of these addictions arise

from a need for attention.

Believe me.

I should know.

DL taught you this?

My shoplifting and your gambling

I don't know if we'll

ever be able to beat it.

But we can try together?

We can do it.

Listen, I know Satyajit.

He's going to have a lot

of ammunition against you.

Be careful.

I have ammunition too.

And also I look better on camera.

I wish I had your confidence.

-Stop it!

-Sorry to break the moment

-but focus on the road, bro.

-Stop it.

Sorry.

I'll just park and come.

You guys go ahead.

Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

Hey, Bae!

Bae, shall we?

We have to get you ready.

Tammarrah.

-This is for you.

-Thanks.

Bae on location.

Okay. Just show him his place.

And this entire month,

no more house duties for you, I promise.

And I promise no more betting

for an entire month.

You'll survive a month without betting?

You bet I can.

Remember when I told you that you can't

do 100 jumping squats in one go?

What did you do then?

100 jumping squats in one go?

Exactly.

Just be yourself.

And remember.

Underwater keep breathing.

Guys, I have never received

so much support all my life.

Okay, okay, fine!

We go live in ten minutes.

Let's go.

-k*ll it.

-Thank you.

Shall we?

Thank you.

Wow. Wearing pants today?

In my honor?

You've got them

on too, smarty pants!

Can't see our friendly

neighborhood predator?

This is going to be expl*sive.

Live in five

Four

Three

Hello,

and welcome to a very special episode

of The Confessional with Satyajit Sen.

Where truth always triumphs.

So that you're made aware of the deceit.

Viewers, friends, and patriots.

Today is our 100th episode.

We thought let's change

the format of the show a little.

So tonight, we won't be having

just one guest.

you will be hearing

confessions from two guests!

Who have both managed

to capture your imagination.

Our first guest, Mr. Mukul Sawla.

Welcome to the show, sir.

Round of applause.

CEO of Thought Telecom.

Soon to be a politician.

Self-proclaimed feminist.

And celebrated philanthropist.

-Good to see you, sir.

-Good to see you, too.

And on the other side,

we have someone

who's made scandalous

allegations against this man.

Our very own Bella Chowdhary.

Welcome to the show!

Actually, hold applause, please.

Before we start,

just wanted to confirm once.

You're still Chowdhary

or is it back to Rajwansh?

You can call me Bae.

Miss "Call me Bae".

Welcome to the show.

First question, viewers.

Because ladies first.

Are you a has-been socialite

pretending to be a journalist?

Better to be a has-been

than a never-will-be, I guess.

Funny.

Second question.

Is it true that your mother comes

from an ordinary middle-class home?

Middle-class, yes.

Ordinary, no.

Some people claim that your mother trapped

your father, who was already a married man

and then she trained you

to trap the most eligible bachelor,

the scion of the Chowdhary family,

Agastya Chowdhary.

This is not what a trap is. This is love.

Love

Love Thy Shakespearean love!

Yuck!

So tell me miss call me bae.

You are not a gold digger?

I actually prefer diamonds.

Ma'am, you're on the news.

Answer straight up, please.

If I were a gold digger,

wouldn't I still be rich?

Also, SS, you have called

two guests on the show.

Ask both of us questions, please.

And in case you are too afraid

to ask Mukul Sawla any questions

then I will.

Mr. Mukul Sawla.

Is it true that other than Madhulika Sahay

you also blackmailed other

women to sleep with you?

Since you have access

to their private data.

-I

-No, no!

Ma'am this is my show.

A show that I have built.

Only I hold the right

to ask questions here.

Satyajit.

I deny all these ridiculous

allegations against me.

I will sue you for defamation

and take you to court.

Let's talk a bit about

your credentials

Miss Bae?

Not looking very good.

Pull the graphic up, please.

Cue the video.

Yeah.

What the f*ck?

Is that a shoe?

Slow hands. Wrong dress. That's rare.

Exactly why nobody's going

to the theaters anymore.

All the juicy content is online now!

Is that you, ma'am?

Yes.

And before this, you have been

caught shoplifting in New York?

Yes.

And you were almost arrested!

In fact, viewers,

Miss Bella Chowdhary Rajw

Who knows?

Had to serve time

with community service too.

Now you're silent.

Miss "Call me Bae"!

When we should be calling you a fraud!

A fake. A cheater.

A shoplifter. And a liar!

Miss Bae, do you work out?

Is it not true that you had an

affair with your gym trainer?

In fact, viewers,

her own family doesn't talk to her.

And in India, family is everything.

If they can't rely on you,

then how can you expect us to?

And then you attack a renowned citizen

and respected family man

like Mukul Sawla

and want to assassinate his character.

There is a limit to hypocrisy, ma'am.

Mukul. You've been so strong.

Do you want to say something?

All I can say is I know my truth.

This vendetta against me

for which I know she is

handsomely compensated for

will come to an abrupt end very quickly.

Yes.

This is all true.

I have made many mistakes in my life.

And I am paying the price for it.

My own family has disowned me.

Go closer.

I want to capture each and every tear.

But this is not about my story.

This is Madhulika's story.

This is Sabrina's story.

This is Shruti's story.

This is the story of every girl that

Mukul Sawla has sexually harassed.

You have no proof.

The dates that Madhulika mentioned

on her Live Stream.

When I apparently sexually harassed her

I was not even present in London.

I was with my family in the Andamans.

Learning to scuba dive!

You were not scuba diving!

There is absolutely no place

for violence

Verbal violence

is also violence!

Look at this, viewers.

Uncivilized behavior.

She threw the mic away

because she could not prove the truth.

Mr. Mukul Sawla,

why could you not catch the mic?

The other day you couldn't hold

your daughter from your left side either?

So?

So the reason is

you have a frozen shoulder.

You've had this injury

for about 2.5 years?

The team of doctors treating you

came on record and told me the same.

What does this have

to do with anything?

You cannot scuba dive

with a frozen shoulder.

I should know because I am a PADI

certified Master Scuba Diver!

And if you guys still haven't

gotten the gist of it.

Let me explain to you simply.

As the CEO of Thought Telecom,

Mukul Sawla has illegitimately benefited.

In complete violation

of International law.

He used the data of his victims

to blackmail them and harass them.

Shocking revelations coming in

on The Confessional tonight

against Mr. Mukul Sawla

who will have to answer.

See Mukul, I don't know you at all.

But if this really is the truth, then

One second.

If this really is the truth?

Yes.

Pretending like you don't know

what Mukul Sawla is doing?

Ladies and gentlemen!

When Satyajit Sen found out that

Mukul Sawla was indulging

in these ill*gal activities

then, instead of breaking the news,

instead of delivering the truth

to his audience

Satyajit Sen actually cracked

a deal with Mukul Sawla.

Mukul Sawla supplied data of

handpicked individuals to Satyajit Sen.

Satyajit would then go on to call these

people as guests on The Confessional.

And would use that data against them.

And this data is directly supplied

straight from Thought Telecom.

Through an ID called Centaurus.

Whatever happened with Madhulika,

whatever happened

with all the other women

This man is equally responsible for that.

Oh, my God!

Shocking!

What are you rambling about on this show?

How did you find out about

Yugandher's drugs?

Because you tracked

his Georgia E-Visa!

How did you know

Naina Khanna was pregnant?

It's because you had the data

from her period tracking app.

He's such a sellout!

In fact, since the day I installed a

Thought Telecom sim card,

this man has been

tracking my every move.

Oh, my God!

Harleen, cut.

Harleen, cut!

Ma'am, cut to a commercial break?

I am the producer of this show.

And I am saying no!

But, ma'am?

Behen-code.

Behen-code?

Harleen, cut it.

Satyajit, what the hell is going on here?

Nothing. We will take

-a short commercial break, viewers.

-Oh!

After this, your life will be

a short commercial break.

Viewers!

-What the hell!

-Shocking!

Unbelievable!

This is Satyajit Sen's computer screen.

There is a small folder in

this called The Confessional.

This contains the personal data

of every guest on the show.

This

This is

an invasion of my privacy!

You!

That is the funniest thing

I've heard in a long time.

Remind me.

Weren't you the one who said,

"Privacy" is so last century?

You have no right.

Thought Telecom's

latest SIM Izumi.

"Free for women!"

It was just a new hack for data mining.

Mukul Sawla used the SIM card

to manipulate the data of all these women.

So that when he runs for elections,

he can use it all to his advantage.

And that ladies and gentlemen,

is the truth!

Nobody wants the truth!

The news is not the truth!

Aw!

Why are you behaving like

a guest on your own show?

f*ck off.

All of you.

Abusing?

On National television!

Ohhhhhh!!!

How the mighty have fallen.

You are way more

shameless than I thought.

You still won't budge.

Oh, I got my bad girls with me

And we never move too slow

This is my time and

There's no room for two

Stay on Bae.

Let's go!

How dare you keep rolling?

This is my show!

No, it isn't.

This is my show.

A dream fulfilled

I owe this moment to you

Etched deep within my heart

A dream fulfilled

I owe this moment to you

-Etched deep within my heart.

-Wait for me!

Come!

No, no, don't want to break

your Behen-code moment.

You guys are also

honorary girl g*ng members!

-Just come!

-Get in here.

-Okay!

-I mean, yeah, yeah, come.

Go for it.

I'll just look away.

Go for it.

No, I couldn't, I was sitting here only.

Saira!

May I also get the honorary membership?

Honorary?

You're the General Secretary!

The Confessional

was a brilliant idea.

Congrats, Bae, well done!

That's Harleen.

Harleen, that's Saira!

And do I get a hug?

Mom!

You saw?

I saw everything.

And I'm so proud of you.

Does that mean you'll add me back

to the family group?

I could.

But they don't deserve you.

Her pain is her couture

It's her Gucci and her Dior

Who's that girl

Let me hear you say

Who's that girl?

You can call her Bae!

I'm your girl, you know!

Come what may!

Day or night

Yeah, you got me, girl!

-Unbelievable.

-Oh, my God.

Hi, girls. Is that botched-up botox or are

you just shocked to see her succeed?

The list is long

-But we gonna get through it!

-Okay!

Tag along with me

There's nothing we can't do

I'm your girl, you know!

Come what may!

Day or night

Yeah, you got me, girl!

I'm your girl, you know!

-Smell of the fish.

-Come what may!

I know her quite well.

She's reached

Mumbai because of me.

Yeah, you got me, girl!

Okay!

Yeah, you got me, girl!

Mom, really?

Samar.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm getting you a ticket to LA.

You need to lie low for a while.

But why?

Aggy doesn't want you around.

What rubbish.

I need to speak to Dad.

You can't speak to him.

He's gotten a panic attack

because of you today.

You will trigger another one.

Mom, are you serious?

It's only for a few days, Samar.

You have a flight

tomorrow at 03.30 a.m.

You better be on it.

But, Mom, this is not fair.

You're being unfair to me.

I didn't even do anything.

I was being unfair up till now.

But finally and for the first time,

I will do what is right.

Cheers.

Stephens, get the car.

Stephens?

Sorry, sir.

I work for TRP.

The Real People.

Abhay.

Since the last four weeks,

the ratings for In Depth with Neel

are constantly rising.

Would you like to move on

to the prime time slot, Neel?

Instead of The Confessional?

Our brand needs credibility.

And only you can bring us that.

Thanks, Tanmoy.

I actually think I might deserve this.

Very good!

Congratulations!

-Good job.

-Thank you.

You truly deserve this.

There is a color to my life

Since you are around

The closeness between us is increasing

Your increasing proximity is intoxicating

And driving me crazy

There is a color to my life

Since you are around

The closeness between us is increasing

Your increasing proximity is intoxicating

And driving me crazy

Don't forget me

Don't want any distance between us

I have got you

Guys!

Tamu and I are thinking

of going to Goa for a month.

We're not thinking,

we're actually going!

I stand corrected.

Tammarrah and a

one-month holiday?

-Impossible, impossible, impossible!

-Have you ever taken a holiday?

Workcations only.

But haven't ever done such a

successful operation on a 13th either

-So YOLO!

-YOLO!

You know, Tamu was planning

every minute detail of the trip.

But I said it's our first trip,

we'll go with the flow.

I'm going with the flow.

I also wanted to talk

to you about something.

I've been thinking

about it for a while.

I hope you accept it.

Holy ducking cow!

Neel is kneeling.

Oh, my God!

He's proposing?

Bae.

-Will you be my

-Your?

My Special

Special?

Correspondent!

What?

Oh, man! My God.

Come on!

I will be your

special many things.

But correspondent

is the perfect start.

Let's do a show.

Let's name it "Call Me Bae."

I'll produce it.

You can anchor it.

And it'll be your unique

take on the news of the week.

Let's do investigative stories.

I know our first story.

Where is this Centaurus?

And if it's a data mining center then

where do the operations take place?

Okay, done!

That means the chopper

story was actually true!

Captain Shastry.

Aggy!?