01x03 - Zurück in die Zukunft

[bunniefuu]

We fight, and when we fight,

it's really brutal.

We know exactly how to hurt each other.

Then everyone just sits there

and thinks, "Wow."

We used to physically fight.

I remember we used to hit each other

with frying pans at home.

And then half an hour later,

we'd be fine again.

It's not physical anymore,

but Tom is more aggressive verbally.

It's an interesting issue

that I need to get my head around.

That his road is different from mine.

Maybe his includes some bumpy roads.

I may see him in a phase

that I don't like,

but maybe it will make him happy.

Tom and I just keep going,

and then we have a laugh together, and

we know what just happened was terrible.

So it's sometimes easier to just laugh

and record a funny podcast and keep going.

We planned on ten episodes at first.

We didn't have any expectations.

And now we've been on air

every week for over two years.

That's really crazy.

Hey, Mouse.

Good morning!

Don't look. I have a surprise today.

-We have a podcast

-Very successful podcast.

A very successful podcast

that millions listen to every week.

Some say 80 million.

It's not quite 80, but close.

A juicer, yeah?

Always with a c*ck, of course,

to loosen our tongues.

-It doesn't say how much.

-I love it with

Zip it! You're not supposed to see it yet.

Basically, I do everything.

-I need a new pestle, Bill.

-A what?

I need another pestle.

Even there, he doesn't even

plug in his own microphone cable.

I have to wire everything,

I have to do all the setup,

I make the drink

I'll have to renovate the whole house

after you mix one c*ck.

To be honest, Bill, I think I should get

more money for the podcast.

You should hit the gym again too.

-Here, let's see how strong you are.

-Shall I?

You'll be embarrassed if I do it. Give it.

You don't want to, right? Watch.

Honestly, I went to the gym once.

So you don't have to go again

for a few months.

Exactly. I'd better take a gym break,

otherwise it'll be too much.

Mouse, isn't it good that you have me?

-Yeah, not bad at all.

-I always look out for you.

-You haven't made enough again.

-Shut up!

-I'll take the fuller one.

-It's exactly two drinks, Mouse.

-Well.

-Don't be so greedy.

A little less alcohol would do you good.

-Your T-shirt's soaked. You look

-Anything for a c*ck.

All this for the c*ck.

Have you got all your stuff?

Yeah.

I'm thinking about going for a quick pee.

I need to blow my nose.

-It's going to be

-Wait, I need to blow my nose.

It's going to be a long show.

Well, my astrologer once said to me,

"Besides the music you'll keep on making,

I see an empire. I see an empire."

She was like, "Something about radio.

But it's not radio, it's a podcast."

"But not just a podcast, also television.

You're going to build a whole empire."

"With radio, TV, podcast, and music."

Yes, she was right.

To Team Awesome.

Things are going well, Mouse.

Sorry, it's hitting me hard.

The podcast is just me and Tom,

and we just

turn the microphones on,

and we're ourselves.

Bill and I chat like we used to

when we sat at the breakfast table

before getting on the bus to school.

You're feeling yourself today.

It's a real noticeable fit of arrogance.

And don't you think,

with that arrogant attitude at the start,

do you feel we're back,

and we've been here before,

to being a little too much?

-You, yes.

-Maybe a bit

Yes.

-You can't turn this on me.

-Well I'm a bit fed up with you too.

We just tell people off the cuff

what's been on our minds or not that week.

We've become very open with the public,

and we play a game

of cat and mouse with the press.

The press knows, "The lie they told

this week will be exposed next week."

"Tom Kaulitz wants to get a dog trainer

because raising his two puppies is hard."

Headline, "Baby fight!

Your Tom isn't mature enough yet."

"He can't even handle being a doggy dad."

-Yeah, that's wild.

-Right?

I think it shows well how the press works

and how people should interpret

these headlines.

Really, to turn my getting a dog trainer

into, "He's not mature enough,

he's not ready" To make a headline

out of that is hardcore.

Since we've been so open

and have such a huge platform

to tell our story ourselves every week,

our lives are much more relaxed.

After 18 years in the industry.

I normally never go to Chan

-To Chanel?

-I normally never go to Chanel.

-I'm just not a Chanel mouse.

-Why not? It would suit you.

You like those Chanel outfits, don't you?

-Totally. Yeah.

-Because they're a bit like from Clueless.

They're so proper

and are made of great material.

I gave my wife Last Christmas,

I gave her a Chanel suit.

Hang on a second, I got a text.

Wait a second.

What happened?

His skin or his fur is all crinkly.

He threw up. He fell over.

Look at him.

Oh God, I hope he didn't get bitten

by something outside.

I had no idea what had happened

to our little Jäger,

but his fur was full of little pocks,

and I was really worried.

I thought

either he'd been bitten by a snake

or maybe a bee had somehow

And, yeah, I thought I'd better

give him a quick call.

I mean, it was our baby in distress.

-Hi!

-Hi, babe. Did Trent take him to the vet?

He just took him to the vet, yes.

Oh no. I hope he didn't get bitten

by a snake or something.

That's what I was thinking.

It could be that.

Oh no, sh*t.

-Oh no.

-But it looks

He has all these weird little pockmarks,

he fell down and didn't want to get up,

doesn't want to eat anything.

Not even treats.

-Sounds like an allergic reaction.

-A reaction to something, yes.

-But to what?

-He's already thrown up everything.

Weird, what's wrong with him? sh*t.

I immediately panic about stuff like this,

of course, because my first dog, he

He died alongside Bill's dog. And that's

It was quite dramatic

and a really sad time.

Okay, sweetheart, see you later.

Oh God, show me the video again.

He looks awful.

Thank God our dog trainer was there.

He took him to the vet straight away.

And thank goodness

it was probably just a bee sting.

So he just chased a bee,

and it turns out he's allergic.

But it wasn't too bad.

He's happy again now.

You've been driving in LA

with a German license for over ten years.

-It's ill*gal.

-I know. It's fraud, right?

It's fraud.

My only car key is missing.

No idea where it is.

Mouse, you have to show me

how everything works here.

What? What do you need to know?

I already passed the theory test.

I was actually more worried about that.

Now it's finally time

for my practical driving test.

-Low beam?

-It's on automatic.

The other is the high beam.

To engage the fixed high beam,

you push up and down.

-How?

-Like this. The lever.

In my life, what isn't a walk in the park?

I can do anything.

Somehow.

How does the hood open?

Bottom left.

With a little help.

No, that's the trunk.

Yeah, Bill isn't How should I put it?

He's not the kind of guy

who loves anything with an engine.

I love everything with engines.

Both hands on the wheel. That's important.

-All the time.

-That's hard.

I always drive like this.

Or I have my hand in my hair.

-Don't do that.

-It may come across as confident.

-No, they want both hands

-I can't do it this way anymore.

You need to drive like a beginner.

That's just how it is.

I'm so nervous again.

-But tell him you've been driving a while.

-Yeah.

It hasn't been that long. I'm only 22.

Definitely not down here like this,

and definitely not typing on your phone.

I know that's hard for you

as an influencer.

Yeah, 'cause normally I'd say

Yes, exactly. I wouldn't do that.

And if it all goes wrong, I'll say,

"Here, help yourself."

"And keep quiet."

Right.

-Wish me luck.

-Good luck.

-I'll call you.

-You can do this.

See you later.

I feel like he'll pass.

With his sweet way,

I think they'll let it slide

if he doesn't look properly.

It's too narrow here!

He'll look into the mirror a lot anyway,

to check his hair.

DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES

SANTA MONICA

I hate tests. My hands get clammy

just thinking about it.

I hate it. Exams, being tested

It's horrible.

Okay great, that was wrong.

I think I failed!

-You're good

-In Germany.

I think I'm done

with these kinds of things,

and then, at 34,

you suddenly have to take another test.

It's hard. I didn't want to at all.

I also heard

that I got one of the strictest examiners

working at the DMV. Of course.

It's such a position of power. You know

these people want something from you.

It's all in their hands. And the examiner

gave off a bit of that vibe.

Mouse! Mouse!

I failed.

-You didn't.

-I did. sh*t.

I really thought, "Okay,

that's not great for his confidence."

You know why? I was turning right,

and I turned into the outside lane

and not the inside one.

That's next-level.

Yeah.

No, I'm just joking! I passed.

-You didn't embarrass me?

-No.

I passed easily. Piece of cake.

-I just wanted to update you. Bye!

-Okay. Yeah, bye.

Got lucky. Yeah.

It went so fast,

it actually scares me to drive in America.

If that's how people get their licenses,

people who haven't had years

of driving experience like me,

it really makes you scared

to be out on the roads.

My friendship with Sara means a lot to me.

She's my best friend.

I think she's also the only one

who understands how I feel

about being permanently single.

So we have a special connection.

Sara

BILL'S BEST FRIEND

-Sara moving away from LA, that's

-It's crazy, yeah.

We thought we'd all meet up

at Sara's apartment one last time

and have a lovely little farewell party.

Bill said, "Come along for real,

since this is the last evening."

'Cause normally I'd have said,

"Yeah, I'll come," and then

I wouldn't have come.

I listened to her the whole time

And behind me

I was busy on the couch.

And Sara didn't notice.

Honestly, what can't I do?

We sat together drumming in the evenings,

and Sara always sang the same song.

I'm happy if Tom comes at all.

At this point, I think,

"Tom will come if he comes."

But it's also annoying.

My friends are like

And I think, "Hey, I always come.

Nobody applauds me."

It makes them appreciate

the time I do spend with them.

Of course, it's like the end

of a chapter in your life.

She was right down the street from me.

We lived five minutes apart,

so we could see

and call each other all the time.

If we had dates in the evening,

we'd meet up for a drink afterwards.

And that's not so easy now.

So this is the start of a new era

where Sara and Bill are further apart.

Which is kind of a shame,

but at the same time, I'm happy for her

that she's moving on with her life.

She just didn't feel at home

in LA anymore.

I've moved a lot in my life,

and it's never been easy.

I always get emotional.

I think it's about packing up your things

and also letting go of a lot.

I think that can be an emotional time.

I think she was feeling a bit torn.

If someone paid me to dress up as a bush

and scare people all day, I'd do it.

Who'd pay you for that?

-Like a store. A comedy store, as an ad.

-A comedy store!

Yeah, or like a party shop

Today's the day. Today,

it's protective suits and work gloves.

-Why do I need those?

-To hold things.

Storage is the order of the day.

The goal is to throw out

as much as possible.

-So we can get a smaller unit.

-I don't wanna carry anything.

-Tom, don't forget that.

-It's your junk too. It is.

No, there's no junk in there from me.

All junk is your stuff.

We'll find some treasures of mine.

I'm scared there'll be animals in there.

You'll have to go in first and go

Scare them off.

I think maybe a small rat,

a few mice may be in there.

No.

Stop! You saw one?

-Lina's here.

-Excellent.

Hi! Morning. Morn. Mornin'.

Bill and Tom' s storage unit

needs to be cleaned out.

LINA

PERSONAL ASSISTAN

It's so full that when you open it up,

you get hit by this shower of dirt.

Why is it so dirty in here?

You can't get inside.

So our goal is to sort through it

and see what's actually in there.

Hopefully Tom's box of keepsakes.

He seems to have lost it.

What's our number again?

I think 34? No, 35.

There, where the foil's sticking out.

Oh yeah.

-Vamos?

-Vamos.

Everyone has a little box where they keep

a few things from their childhood.

But somehow I couldn't find it

the last time I looked.

I really hope I can still find it.

I feel like it's gotten even fuller

since last time.

-How can this be?

-Maybe elves rolled some stuff in.

Was it you who packed it so badly?

If I did, then you were helping.

The main reason to clean out the storage

is that it's crazy expensive.

And so unnecessary.

-And gloves.

-Yes.

I don't want people to get confused

and think I'm going to touch things.

-Too professional.

-At least you won't get dirty.

We look like

we're going to renovate a house.

I think we're currently paying

just under $900 for a small storage unit

because we've had it for over ten years.

They keep raising the price.

They know when you have storage,

you put stuff in there

and never look at it again,

but you also don't want to throw it away.

We didn't feel like holding

onto this load anymore.

Okay, let's begin.

This is the "keep" side.

The breasts are staying.

Oh my God, I love them.

-Look how nice and bouncy they are.

-Aren't they heavy?

Yeah, they are heavy.

Bill said right from the start,

"I'll keep some things, give some away,

throw some out, and donate some."

So it was like,

"Okay, we have to make different piles."

I wish I could've come.

I could've ended up with something cool.

-Swim shorts can go, right?

-Show me.

-The pretty sequins?

-I'll still wear those.

Donate.

The storage unit should really look

like Carrie Bradshaw's closet.

Everything must be organized.

-The Dior pants?

-Show me.

Yes. Hang on.

Tom, we must do this with care.

That's why I'm here, right?

Here, bags. Louis Vuitton? Trash.

You're out of your mind! It's beautiful.

Oh my God, I still have it!

-Hermès? Trash.

-Whoa, Tom! Careful.

What's that one?

Awesome, an old Eastpak.

They were cool, huh?

I don't like them throwing things away.

That's what cellars are for.

I have a huge cellar.

We could've put it all in there!

-Bill, are you taking these boxes home?

-What? No. Throw them out, Tom.

No, this is from our

From our current sound system.

Tom, no. We're clearing out,

and he's keeping empty boxes!

-If we get rid of it, then

-Why would we do that?

You know me.

In two years, I'll want a new one.

We will never sell it!

Like anyone cares when they're buying.

Like someone would say,

"Do you still have

the original cardboard box?"

"If you don't have the box,

I'm not taking it."

Can this go?

That's a very expensive lamp.

-It's a lamp?

-Yeah.

What should we do with it, Tom?

Sell it, right? To an antique shop.

-They're super expensive lamps.

-I know, but

That's so typical.

He wants to keep the packaging

no one will ever need for some speakers.

But I want to keep the lamps,

and he's like, "Why would you want to?"

They're really expensive lamps

in top condition and perfectly fine.

We can sell them, or,

I dunno, give them away.

I say we sell them.

-I think there's a rat over here.

-No, stop.

-Stop it, Tom! Are you crazy?

-You shrieked.

I'll have a heart attack.

I still feel like something

is crawling on me.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Let's keep going.

I hope that we still find my box.

We've still got time.

-I don't think we'll get through it all.

-Don't say that.

I think this was a gift

from Bryan Adams. Yeah.

"2017."

Look, another personal dedication

of a similar caliber. Kai Pflaume.

"Remember how it started. Berlin, 2003."

He's someone who values style.

And he's found his own at a young age.

I went on stage, and I was still shaking.

But when I started singing,

I thought, "Okay," and I just enjoyed it.

And the whole audience,

how they were all screaming,

that's really cool.

Bill has 17 points. That means Oliver

is through to the quarterfinals!

Bill, you've given us so much

along the way.

I think a lot of people

want to be just like you now.

-And a great send-off from our audience.

-Thank you.

I don't think I've ever been so nervous.

It was crazy.

Who knows

If that hadn't happened like that,

our entire life might have been different.

And today, Tom, we sit in exactly

the same studio making The Voice.

-Did you know? It's the same studio.

-I know, yeah. Good old Adlershof.

Where I was kicked out, ice cold, at 13.

I'd be doing something

completely different today

if you hadn't been that extroverted guy

who applied for Star Search back then.

I've said it before, I'd probably

be a car mechanic or something.

I believe you.

You'd have had fun being a mechanic.

Totally.

If I'd been a solo artist,

it would've been a lot easier.

I could have kept more money for myself.

But no, I'm doing this with him now.

I think you would You would've opened

a hair salon or something.

-Nail studio.

-Nail studio, hair salon.

We're keeping this. Keep.

You still have cookbooks here.

Baking with Hemp.

Baking with Hemp.

Maybe this is your memory box,

and you forgot what you put in it.

No, this is not my memory box.

I hope I find it.

Here, Shia LaBeouf.

You used to jerk off to this, right?

Yes, this is my jerk-off source material.

Oh my God, this photo sh**t is so hot.

Yes! I found an old magazine

with my absolute dream man, Shia Labeouf.

Look at him. Look. Dream man.

I'd marry him in a heartbeat.

I have to send this to Sara, he's mine

and Sara's absolute dream guy.

And yes, it may have come in handy

the odd night.

And I thought,

maybe I could pass it on to Sara now.

At least the non-sticky pages.

I'm taking this with me in the car.

We said that if we ever had sex together,

it would be with Shia.

He's also the only man

who could tear our friendship apart.

There's still so much here.

These are all my stage costumes.

Don't keep so much sh*t!

Tom, this is the MTV European Music

Awards 2009. Do you remember?

"World Behind My Wall" live

with a burning piano,

when we set the whole hall on fire?

-Wow, it's all so pretty. Keep.

-Why are you keeping everything?

It's Tokio Hotel history. Are you kidding?

-So?

-It will be in a museum one day.

-Yeah?

-When I'm gone from this world.

People will walk by in Las Vegas and say,

"Look, German history."

What was I wearing?

-I don't know.

-See.

This is my MTV Moonman. VMAs.

We won against Katy Perry,

Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.

-I remember Katy Perry.

-Taylor Swift

We've had beef ever since.

It's always amazing to win these awards,

but it's all about the memory.

The memory in the moment.

Now comes the hard part.

I think these are all awards.

Treasure chest.

God, what are all these?

Oh my God, it's the World Music Awards.

We were there with Michael Jackson and

Wow.

-Michael Jackson and who else?

-In London.

I can tell you about every award.

What I was I wearing,

what conversations we had,

how the after-show party went

I remember everything perfectly.

All these moments and the

unforgettable times you have there.

So awesome!

Hey, this award, you only ever see people

like Madonna holding it, right?

So cool.

Made a bit cheaply, though, isn't it?

I think there's more than 110 awards.

The suitcase here can actually go too.

But it's very heavy.

Also stuffed with random

I think Tom?

I think this is your memory box.

-It's

-It's your memory box!

-Those are all my letters, but I don't

-Keep.

Oh yes, that's my photo album.

Your little dog must be

in there somewhere too.

Yes. I hope so.

Look, your little Aerosmith vest.

And your little "Tom" sweatshirt.

-It's all there.

-Oh yeah. Sweet.

-We used to swap them.

-They were for people to tell us apart.

I see. You swapped and then

-Bill wore "Tom."

-We thought it was funny.

-That's the dog I'm looking for.

-That's Tom's stuffed dog. He drew it.

-I'm still looking for it.

-See, Tom's always been an artist.

-Look how well he drew.

-I've always been a guitar player.

Our mom made us each a photo album

that we could keep

for our children or for ourselves.

So we have some real photos

and not just any old picture on an iPhone

but a really nice photo album.

She wrote something about each photo.

-Bill, here.

-Wait!

-Our first girlfriend, who we shared.

-She's cute.

Wiebke, our neighbor.

Our neighbor.

We both had our first kiss with her.

Pretty.

-Yeah, we really liked her.

-She even rode a motorcycle back then.

It's nice to have found that again.

That's nice.

Mama, look what Tom found. His memory box!

Here he is!

-Tom, that's great! You were so sad!

-It was a good drawing, right?

-Oh, he's so sweet.

-You really did draw him well.

I still have mine too.

Look how worn the neck is from cuddling.

-I always carried him by the neck.

-See? I knew it was somewhere here.

I'm so relieved

to have found the memory box.

The only thing

I really care about is my old

My old cuddly toy.

So much trash.

It hurts me a little.

Nonsense! I feel good.

Just my music equipment.

I don't care about the rest.

-We could've tossed more of your stuff.

-I feel great.

The container was full by the end.

It was a success.

The storage unit is much emptier.

I think we'll be able to move soon.

Oh, what was that?

Nothing.

I don't believe it!

Then he knocks over the lamp. I thought

I'd lose my mind. Totally f*cked.

Oh, come on How stupid can you be?

God, it just fell over.

And then he downplays it.

Instead of going, "Oh no! sh*t, sorry!"

He's like, "They weren't so great,

it's not that important."

Seriously? Two things I wanted to keep,

and you knock them over.

We threw all my stuff away too.

How can you be such an idiot?

Look, he's completely broken the lamp.

Such an idiot.

Well, whatever.

I feel really dirty. I would love

to jump into the sea right now.

My best friend invited me

to her birthday party.

Sara is celebrating in Texas, in Austin.

Of course, I still have to find

the perfect present.

I'm worried I won't find anything.

There's hardly any time left.

-Can we gift it together?

-Yeah, sure.

Why did Sara move to Texas?

What made her choose there?

She told me she's done with LA.

And I think she's dated all the guys here.

She hasn't found true love,

so she's looking in Texas.

I think money should come in and go out.

That's the whole fun of earning money.

That looks cool.

-What is it? A skirt, or

-A skirt, yeah.

What are these for?

To hang it on the hanger, Mouse.

This one's cool, isn't it?

-It also looks a bit like Austin.

-Just for the hanger?

-Yeah, it's

-I've always wondered about them.

-Of course. They're in all your pants too.

-These too? These here?

-Yeah.

-I thought your arms go through them.

That's why these notches are

The arms? Not the arms.

Here, I thought this is where the arms go.

Bullshit!

Whose arms would fit through there?

-This one's great.

-I don't have them.

I'm just worried that it won't fit her.

Would you try it on?

I think you still have that in storage.

Let's get something for Sara

You've been in that corner for an hour.

This is all so cool. Wait.

I get so tired shopping.

Going into a store and saying,

"I want that,"

and not looking at the price,

it's the best feeling in the world.

Hey, Sara plays tennis. Here.

Chanel tennis racket.

It's cute, with the Chanel bag.

You choose. I don't care.

But hurry up, man.

It's great when you can

make something possible for someone,

buy something they'd never have been

able to afford themselves

or just never would've

treated themselves to.

-You could come to Austin with me.

-No, because of the dogs.

They haven't had all their shots,

I don't want to leave them alone yet.

I'm only going to Austin

because my best friend Sara invited me

and said I really should come and visit.

She's been nagging me

for a long time, saying I'd love it.

She also lured me with cowboys.

You really can't stand it in the sun.

It really burns, and it's way too hot.

So I thought, okay, it's a nice idea

to go on the boat and get on the water.

The two girls are friends of Sara.

Really sweet girls who lent us their boat.

They said, "Come on,

we'll show you around."

When I saw how green it was in Austin,

I thought, what, this is Texas?

I imagined it totally differently.

I thought that was

I just thought it was so cool,

sunbathing in the water with a beer

and everyone hanging out together.

It was pretty cool.

I've rarely seen such good-looking men.

I really was Wow.

And even though I miss her

and I think she misses me,

I'm happy she has

this new chapter in her life.

I love walking into rooms where people

don't know me and have no preconceptions.

And I love introducing myself and saying

where I come from and what I do.

I find it so refreshing. It's always

such a fresh start where I think, okay,

"I get to know you, you get to know me,

we've never heard

of each other, let's chat."

The guy in the cowboy hat

who turned up was really cute.

He was really cute.

I didn't know him at all.

I thought for a moment,

"Was it a setup? Did Sara plan it?"

He won me over so fast,

I thought, okay, this was planned.

I like being pursued.

But yes, I'm shier than I'd like to admit.

I think maybe I won't go home alone.