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01x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "This Town". Aired: 31 March – 28 April 2024.*
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Tells the story of an extended family and four young people who are drawn into an expl*sive and iconic music scene in the early 1980s.

01x05 - Episode 5

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The man who sets the detonators

is called Terry.

He's suspicious as hell.

Stay close to your dad,

and listen out for the mention

of someone called Lemongrass.

If I'm caught, I'm dead.

You've taken part in an operation

as part of an active service unit.

You have obligations

to other members of that unit.

A day dawns when you know

you can't go on like this.

Why don't we make that day today?

Dante, are you also a virgin?

I don't know.

How can you not know?

Well, I'd have to take

into consideration previous lives.

A deal? With the Ra?

They will use you for their own

purposes

and then they will put you

under a motorway.

You have an informant in Coventry.

I know who he is.

You're in this now.

There's no getting out.

Get on the ground! Armed police!

Get on the ground! Get in!

How difficult is it

to learn the drums?

We need a drummer.

Drummers are easy to find.

What we really need is someone

who knows the record business.

Hello, Jeff, it's Fiona.

Somebody dropped off a tape I think

you should listen to.

Heaven or hell.

Arrrgh!

I don't care.

Let it come.

BIRDS CHIRP

I watch the birds taking off

I think about you

I watch the clouds open up

I think about you

I watch traffic in the rain

People waiting for the train

The lights above the shops

And everything says your name

You make me see

Beautiful things

And I can see them

Everywhere. ♪

BIRDS CHIRP, INDISTINCT CHATTER

DOOR OPENS

You waiting for me?

Jeannie

apart from in previous lives,

I am a virgin

and I've decided if I want to write

songs about love and women,

I can't carry on being one.

So therefore

So therefore, what?

You know lots of girls.

And you yourself are a girl.

And I thought

there are two possibilities.

Either me,

or one of the lots of girls?

Yes.

Do you have a preference, Dante?

Yes, Fiona.

But I don't think that's possible.

Bye, Dante.

MUSIC: Heart of Glass

by Blondie

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out

had a heart of glass

Seemed like the real thing,

only to find

Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

MUSIC FADES AND DISTORTS

Once I had a love ♪

DOOR OPENS

Soon found out

I was losing my mind ♪

Hello, this is Dante.

Look, apart from in previous lives,

I am a virgin

and I have decided if I want

to write songs about love and women,

I can't carry on being one.

My first choice is impossible

and my second choice said no.

You were my third choice.

You make me see

Beautiful things

And I can see them everywhere

You make me feel

beautiful things ♪

The songs are all written

by the same person.

He's sort of like a genius.

SONG CONTINUES

KETTLE WHISTLES

THUMPING MUSIC AND

INDISTINCT TALKING IN BACKGROUND

TAPPING

HE BREATHES DEEPLY

MUSIC DISTORTS AND GROWS LOUDER

Is the tea boy staying?

My son took a beating from the

Branch and never uttered a word.

OK. I'll put it to a vote.

Can I see a show of hands?

Those in favour.

Those against.

Motion carried.

So, let's begin

with the business of the day.

Come on.

We need to talk about London.

I've had some correspondence

from our friends in Kilburn.

Before we get into that,

we might have an issue.

Intelligence has come down to us

from Birmingham

about an individual called

Lemongrass.

You make me see beautiful things

And I can see them everywhere

You make me feel

Beautiful things ♪

BUZZES REPEATEDLY

And I can feel them

everywhere. ♪

What do you think?

Jeff?!

What do you think of the song?

Not bad.

But too nice.

They are in need

of a genuinely bad person.

DOOR SLAMS

You're sure about this, Dante?

So, Dante.

You want to lose your virginity?

Ba! ♪

ECHOES

Dante, you said you required

a particular service?

I remember my brother saying

you know people

who will have sex for money.

HE SCOFFS

Does your brother know

you've come here?

When does this place open?

One week.

Money in my pocket

but I just can't get no love. ♪

Actually, Dante, if you've got

money in your pocket, you can!

HE CHUCKLES

It's a bit early in the day.

But there's a place you can go.

She does mornings

and she does beginners.

OK.

We'll book this place for our band

for opening night.

Opening night's taken.

Red carpet.

UB40 top of the bill.

OK, the night after. Dante, do you

want to lose your virginity or not?

Yeah.

So I made the call.

She'll be ready in half an hour.

I have no idea

how this is going to go.

Worst thing that can happen is

nothing happens.

Want a drink?

I don't drink.

You can't do this alone, Dante.

You walk in there alone,

you get nervous.

Nothing will happen.

My dad says it's like

you put a thief in your mouth

to steal your brains away.

OK.

Even better idea.

KEYS JANGLE

I've got something here

that's really going to relax you.

Pop one of these

and all your nerves will disappear.

It will help you perform

at your best.

Put a thief in your mouth

to steal your brains

Put your brain

on a train on a track

Through your veins

Off the rails, reason fails

Carriage burning, p*nis yearning

Trapped in the wrecks

To the rescue comes

sex.

DISTORTED MUSIC

DISTORTED LAUGHTER

The virgin steps in

to the original sin

She's the witch on your broom

in the golden afternoon

And the pleasure spills

and drowns your will

You have no choices

Just to obey the voices

When you think you can't take it

Too much will break it

To the rescue, comes sex.

ECHOING: You're so sweet.

Dragged by drugs across

inner-city rugs

To the well of damnation

My final station

Step off the train

Out into the rain

Feel the pain and say

I'd quite like to do that again.

So this is the big new everything.

DISTORTED ECHOING LAUGHTER

DISTORTED MUSIC

CHILDREN GIGGLE

Faster, faster!

Right, get lost, you two.

I smell rum.

You don't drink.

I also smell dope.

Jeannie,

can I have some of your drink?

SLURPS AND GULPS

Nothing anybody said was

an exaggeration.

Said about what?

About everything.

Except what they taught us

at school made it all seem normal.

Which it isn't.

Sex is like me.

The whole thing is mad as f*ck.

You've had sex?

Yes.

Have you got any more?

No. Who have you had sex with?

I have no idea. OK.

Where did you have sex?

I don't know.

Other than rum and dope,

what did you take?

Some pills Wire gave me.

Oh, f*ck. Seriously, Jeannie.

I've found something

as ridiculous as me.

Did Wire arrange the arrangement?

What arrangement? Oh, the sex?

Yeah. He did.

Did you wear protection? Jeannie,

the song that's going to come out

of this is going to be insane.

Also, Jeannie,

the other thing I've decided is

we really need a drummer.

But I don't think

Fiona would be any good

because she's from Sutton Coldfield.

Dante! Have you even heard of VD?

Also

I've thought of a name for the band.

Ready?

Big

New

Everything.

The Big New Everything.

Today it all made sense.

The stuff that comes to me,

it's like I had a way of

making it make sense.

What were these pills

Wire gave to you?

Not sure

Think he said it was called Whizz.

Dante, let's go.

Where's your hat?

Ah, f*ck.

Wire will know.

Dante, don't go back!

Dante, do not go back!

If you go back,

you will keep going back!

Expenses.

For you and the boy.

All me and the boy want is

to be set free.

The reason I instructed you

to introduce the idea

of an informant to our friends

in Sparkhill

was to activate

their security procedures.

To force them to make changes

to existing operations

in case those operations had already

been compromised.

I know.

I spent time with the Hereford boys

in Armagh.

Well

our little ruse worked.

I'm not asking the boy

to wear a wire ever again.

Next time, he'll break.

Next time won't be his first time.

On the tape, the man, Terry, talks

about making changes

to the "Kensington thing".

And the woman, Mrs Porter,

discusses contacting people

in Kilburn by post.

Odd that a Coventry cell is

discussing a London operation.

What's going to be your definition

of escape velocity?

When will me

and the boy have done enough?

Having listened to the tape of the

conversation

in The Gate Hangs Well pub, I'd say

your mission now is to find out

what the f*ck a Coventry battalion

are planning to do in London.

OK, and if we do?

You can go off,

live a quiet life of petty crime

and violence.

And the boy, Bardon Quinn,

can go on and become a rock star.

Branch have him

under 24-hour surveillance.

We've bugged the warehouse

where his band's rehearsing.

Got the tape here.

According to the boys in the Branch,

they're very good.

007 ♪

DANTE SINGS ALONG

007

At ocean eleven

Oh, I don't know the words ♪

You've gone back for more,

haven't you?

Hmm.

I'm not shocked about the drums

because Fiona told me

she was going to buy them,

but, f*ck They look f*cking

They, they look like, er

somebody fat in a smart suit.

I've been playing your tape

to scouts.

From their response, I think

you are all worth investing in.

How hard can it be, right?

I mean, hit the fat man

in the smart suit with a stick.

Dante, we hear that since

we last saw you, you've changed.

BASS DRUM BANGS

She told you about the golden

afternoon.

How are you feeling, Dante?

DRUMSTICKS CLATTER

I'm feeling like that.

Yeah, you look like that.

It's not just booze.

He thinks sex and drugs will

make him a better songwriter.

f*ck. This is SO what you'd expect

from a normal band,

and so what you wouldn't from Dante.

CYMBAL CRASHES

So

who IS going to play drums for us?

Fiona, you need to put up

a thing in your shop.

An advert - "Fat man wanted

to hit the f*cking"

You know what?

He is the perfect candidate

for f*cking himself up like this.

DANTE VOMITS

They say it can be hereditary.

His dad was an alcoholic.

Some people, if they start,

they can't stop.

By the way, I've written

this f*cking amazing song.

That stuff I discovered on the

golden afternoon makes it come easy.

DANTE GULPS

It's like

you're walking toward all

these locks,

with all these keys in your hand

and you just have to try them.

What's the song called, Dante?

Can you remember?

I

DRINK CAN CLATTERS ON FLOOR

f*ck.

I wrote down the words. I, er

Um, er

DANTE SIGHS

KEYS RATTLE

f*ck!

You can't remember the title

and you've lost the words.

This stuff from the golden

afternoon, what's it called?

I had them out on the bus! Dante

shall I take you home?

No, no. He won't want his dad

to see him like this.

I'll take him to my mother's.

If anyone can talk some sense

into him, she can.

HE GASPS

It's called Pelicans!

The song is called Pelicans.

Because

even though they have shopping

bags for mouths, they

Oh, they they look beautiful.

I saw them on TV.

Er, when it comes back to me,

I'll sing it for you.

That might not be for a while,

Dante.

Hey, let's go.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

TV: This afternoon,

workers leaving the factory said

they'd expected cuts, not closure.

The plant, built in 1976, can make

3,000 Rovers a week,

but last week it produced only 700.

MUSIC THUMPS IN BACKGROUND

SHE SIGHS

British Leyland say

the plant will be maintained

What's he doing here?

I thought he'd gone back

to live at home.

OK, Mum, I've got a job for you.

It doesn't involve

knocking in nails.

It involves knocking some sense

into this boy's head.

Aunt Estella

I've thought of a name for the

band.

We're going to be called

The Big New Everything.

No, we're not.

Go to sleep, Dante.

He's discovered some sh*t

some idiot gave him

and he drank and smoked, and

straight away I get the impression

he is like a dealer's dream, with

no vetting procedure whatsoever.

I want you to let him sleep it off.

In the morning, in the morning,

explain to him the folly of

Ah, Jesus.

Mum, you've been drinking.

Just beer.

Just two cans.

You swore on my life.

It's just beer. On my life.

Do you not think my life's

precarious enough as it is?

They say you've joined

the committee at The Gate.

Don't give this to me, Mum.

This concern for me.

Save your concern for yourself.

MUSIC THUMPS

Don't believe them

Don't believe them

Don't be bitten twice

You gotta suss, suss,

suss, suss, suss, suss

Suss, suspect device ♪

You know, Dante has a point.

If you look at the M6 in a certain

way, it is quite beautiful.

As I said, Mum,

I'm giving you a job.

It's life or death.

If someone doesn't nip it

in the bud,

Dante will go all the way to hell.

That is how he is.

Lean on each other.

And keep him clean.

If you help him, this music thing

we're doing might work.

People say we're good.

Think about it. If I get famous,

I'll be no use to the Ra.

You can't have famous people

sneaking around

with Semtex in their bag, now,

can you?

This is my way out, Mum.

And the next sip of booze

you have

will be a sip of champagne

when our band reaches number one.

Promise me.

He's too nice to be left

in the custody of someone weak

and helpless like me.

You are weak,

but you're not helpless.

I truly believe you don't give

a f*ck about yourself.

But you do give a f*ck about him.

If you f*ck up,

he dies, we don't get famous,

and I will end up riddled with

b*ll*ts in a ditch in Crossmaglen.

FOOTSTEPS

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

OK, Dante.

In your honour, attempt number 535.

TRAFFIC PASSES

GLASS SMASHES

GLASS SMASHES

MUSIC PLAYS

Never had a tenner

that she wouldn't give away

Never had a bad word to say

Estella

Never forget

that you've got people on your side

Even when it all starts to slide

And when the weather gets so heavy

That you can't see

Remember I've never been alone

because of you

And you will never be

because of me

Estella

You're much stronger

Than anyone I know

Estella

Even though you

Don't think so

Estella

You're much stronger

Then anyone I know

Estella

Even though you

Don't think so. ♪

RINGING TONE

Hello.

Hello?

HEAVY BREATHING

I know I'm not meant to call, but

I can't go in again

with a microphone.

You have got to get me out of this.

Last time, I almost told my dad.

I've got f*cking college,

I've got exams.

Look, I understand. I do.

But listen to me, Bardon.

I need you to find out what you can

about the plans for London.

Listen out for people talking

about Kensington.

If we can find out something

about the plan for London,

then you and me can get free

and go fishing for actual fish

and laugh about it all.

And by the way,

the Special Branch have been

bugging your rehearsals.

I'm listening to a tape now.

You're f*cking good.

Nan

if I ever needed your help,

it's right now.

Listen

Ba!

Ba! ♪

Dante, you're in the house of God.

I know, but I don't think he's in.

It's just us.

Ba! ♪

OK.

I want you to hear my new song.

But I wanted you to hear it

in the best place.

Which is here.

It's called Pelicans.

I've never been the look of me

Inside is everything

A universe, a pelican

My skin is skeleton

Never added up

to what I'm carrying

A desert sun, a city wind

Inside, I'm everything. ♪

That's all I can remember.

It was a complete song,

but I lost most of it.

Cos you were off your head.

Left it on the bus.

You leave your brains on the bus,

and the bus drives away.

And then you've no brains

and you do stupid things.

I've left things on the bus

half my life.

First it was your mother helping me.

Then it was you helping me.

And now it's us helping each other.

My mum helped you?

She picked up the broken glass.

She was your sister.

Was she like you?

Your dad says

we're chalk and cheese.

I want to think she was like you.

Dad says chalk and cheese

as if they were different,

but in a song,

if you was writing the words,

you'd put chalk and cheese

in the same line.

My dad likes you.

Your dad's helping me.

This is what he does.

Close your eyes.

Imagine your soul is a well.

And at the bottom

there is cool pure water.

When you feel the desire to give in

to temptation

drop a bucket

and quench your thirst

from the cool water

in the pure well in your soul.

There now.

How do you feel?

I feel exactly the same as I did

before you put your hand

over my eyes.

But I've just remembered

the rest of the song.

What you doing, Dad,

building an ark?

No.

And yes.

I'm building a case.

For justice.

In a flood of injustice.

Why? What's going on?

Yesterday I get a letter.

After 15 years.

Myself and 200 others.

Compulsory redundancy, they call it.

Starting as of right f*cking now.

I'm going on a protest march.

I'm going to fight back, y'know.

Help me now.

Yeah, man.

CHATTER

All right, brothers and sisters,

as convenor for track three,

the Gypsy track and the paint shop,

I call on all Rover workers

to give a show of hands.

All those in favour

of strike action

against the proposed closure

of the Longbridge Rover production

line, show your hands.

Right.

I propose we march

on the headquarters

of British Leyland

CROWD: Yeah!

and let Michael Edwardes know

exactly how we feel!

LOUD CHEERING

All right.

I said yeah

I said yeah

Listen what they say

Listen what they say

I said hear me now

Yeah, yeah

Listen what they say

Listen what they say

Second thing they say

I must join the office ♪

TV: Earlier today, the march

against the closure

of the Rover plant began peacefully

as it made its way

towards the Leyland

administration block.

Unions want talks with

Sir Michael Edwardes.

A spokesman said, "No-one

in their right mind would believe

"it was possible to close down the

most modern car plant in Europe."

MAN: Rover.

CROWD: Will not die.

In the face of mass redundancies,

feelings were running high

and a flash point occurred

when the planned route

of the march was blocked.

Trouble broke out between pickets

and police.

Missiles were thrown,

including bottles and bricks.

Six police officers were injured

in the disturbance.

Among the pickets, there were 15

arrests for public order offences.

A spokesman for Rover said

the incidents of violence were

unacceptable, and those responsible

would be identified

PHONE RINGS

and dealt with.

Hello?

I'm watching it on the news.

ANGRY SHOUTING FROM TV

I'm on my way.

O Lord,

if this is all part of the plan,

please help me to understand it.

I drop my bucket into the well.

And I draw pure water.

And I drink. And I thank you,

O Lord, for giving me strength.

I was once familiar

with these places.

DOORS BANG IN BACKGROUND

But this time,

I am here for a noble cause.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

A cause which may be forlorn,

but noble nonetheless.

KEYS RATTLE IN LOCK

DOOR OPENS

OK. We're letting you go.

Thank you, sir.

WARDEN ROARS

Agh! Before you go,

I want to give you a little message

from my superior officers.

Not only are you a f*cking commie,

trouble-making, sh*t-stirring f*ck,

but you are also a n*gg*r.

Which means you're a marked man.

I can't breathe.

Your card is marked, your path

to misfortune is very clear.

Now, you stay out of disputes

and strikes and political trouble,

or we'll make a special example

of you.

The next time your sons,

Dante and Gregory,

carry a coffin,

it will be YOU inside it.

Do you understand me, n*gg*r?

In case you forget.

HE COUGHS

HE SPITS

DEUCE COUGHS AND RETCHES

HE GASPS FOR BREATH

HIS BREATHING STEADIES

CAR APPROACHES

CAR DOOR OPENS

DOORBELL

Dante, the next song you write,

make it about today.

You mean, make it political?

Like Bob Marley.

I mean, make it about days

like today and men like our dad.

I'll see what comes to me.

f*ck it.

I'll write the song myself.

CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

DOOR OPENS

This weekend, Bardon, you and I are

going on a wee trip to London.

BIRDS CHIRP

JANGLING

SNIPPING

JANGLING

BANGING ON DOOR

MUSIC BLARES

Where the f*ck have you been?

I've been making my own

out of poppies in the garden.

I've been away.

Camden.

I got some excellent people

with excellent

ZIP

stuff.

I can, er,

I can pay you with money this time.

Oh, I-I don't want you to pay me

with money.

I've got money,

so I'll pay you with money.

Been doing a lot of gigs.

You carry that band

on your shoulders.

Yeah.

Matty, I'd prefer you not to pay me

with money.

I've told you I WILL pay you with

money. Why don't you save

your money? Oh, for God

I don't want everything this time.

Just, you know,

fun instead of money.

But I've got f*cking money, Jeff!

OK. All right, all right.

Give me money, then.

For God's sake. You're such

a f*cking creep festival.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are!

A f*cking festival of creeps.

I am paying you with money, yeah?

Don't f*cking touch me

when I'm asleep either, after.

I even thought we might go

for a drink first, like people.

First?

You mean do something before?

Nah.

The other day I was played a tape.

There's a new band.

They're from round here.

They're pretty good.

But they need a kick.

They need the real thing.

They're advertising for a drummer.

SHE SIGHS

I thought, before you go to wherever

you go, my dear, I should

arrange an audition, yeah?

What what sort of people are they?

They're young. Sweet.

I-I-I think

you could teach them some things.

Yeah.

THEY CHUCKLE QUIETLY

Yeah.

Audition!

Oh

Why the f*ck not?

MUSIC: Take Me To The River

by Talking Heads

DOOR BANGS

Did a good job on this place.

When do youse open?

Opening night is next week.

Do we get tickets?

If you want. I can get you tickets.

We have a stellar opening line-up.

Yeah,

we saw the adverts around town.

We keep a good close eye on you,

that's for sure.

I was told you wanted

to come and, um

pick my brains.

Pick your brains.

Yes.

That is what we want.

Do you mind if I smoke?

No.

It's about a man you know

as Virgil.

You know him?

Yes.

Well?

Er, not for a while.

He used to work for you. Yes.

And then he joined the British Army.

So I understand.

Yes or no is fine.

He made contact with us through you.

He asked. I just

Yes or no is just fine.

Yes.

Where'd you get the spaceman?

I bought it at auction.

Why did Virgil leave

the British Army? I don't know.

He was always a bit wild.

I heard he got into trouble.

He said it was

because he had Irish family.

And you believe him? As a friend.

I'm not a friend.

How much did you pay

for the spaceman?

£225, plus commission.

Is he for sale?

Everything is for sale.

Do you trust Virgil?

I tend not to trust.

Yes or no?

Yes.

He was reliable.

So you vouch for him?

Yes or no?

Er, well, I cannot say,

hand on heart that I would,

er, vouch for him, as I don't know

what your relationship with him is.

He's providing us with information.

Should we trust that information?

I cannot, hand on heart

It's your brains we've come to pick,

not your heart.

Although both organs are available

to us.

Understand this, Mr Carmen,

it was you who put Virgil in touch

with us,

and that means

you're liable for his actions.

f*ck.

And, if it should turn out that

Virgil's not actually being

truthful with us

Then, his guarantor becomes liable

for his mistake.

That's usually the way, isn't it?

Among friends.

And if your friend Virgil

disappoints us,

it'd be a shame for all your hard

work to go up in smoke.

I understand. What do you

understand? You want intelligence.

We all want intelligence.

You want me to find out

what Virgil is really doing.

We want you to actively pursue

information

about his true intentions, yes.

Through friends and lovers.

Using any means necessary.

And report that information

back to us.

That I will do.

Good. Get back to us soon,

because there are things on our

agenda on which we need clarity.

I think he won't hang around.

I will make it a top priority.

Let's say you'll get back to us

within the week.

Because otherwise

HIGH-PITCHED RINGING

Good luck with opening night.

VIRGIL, YOU f*cking c**t!

SHE YELLS

SHE PANTS

Yeah, so that's

the sort of thing that I do.

That the sort of thing

that you need?

I don't really know

what kind of music you play.

Basically ska and two-tone.

Basically lots of different things

that we don't put a label on.

Ah. I love lots of different things

without labels.

Irish as well?

My mum was Irish.

What about your dad?

Pakistani.

You're mixed, then, like me.

What music do YOU like?

Play what comes to me.

I don't really know

where it comes from.

Do you like motorway bridges?

You're funny.

He's being serious.

We don't have any money to pay you.

Been told you're good.

So money will come.

Told by who?

Someone I trust.

He also said that this band

has got a genius.

That's you, right?

Yeah.

He writes the words

but Jeannie writes the music.

And your music needs to be

beaten up a bit.

That's what I was told.

Have a listen.

See what needs beating up.

As a matter of fact

I have no opinion

of motorway bridges.

But I'm sure I could be persuaded

to like them.

Are are you getting the bus

back to Birmingham?

Train.

The station's reopened.

When you've listened to the tape,

give us a call.

Oh, there's still one in here.

For the train.

So if I like the music,

am I part of the band, or?

We are a democracy.

We'll take a vote.

Wait, I forgot to ask her something.

Dante, don't make a

f*cking fool of yourself.

Did you see her arms? No.

She had needle marks.

She is a drummer.

Drummers are not meant to be normal.

If a drummer was normal,

that'd be weird.

And if we wait for a clean drummer,

we'll wait forever.

I vote yes. I vote no.

Before you decide to give me a vote,

I've got something to tell you.

I want to ask you something.

When music comes to you,

is it like pictures

that you can't describe to anyone?

Sometimes, yeah.

I get words coming to me.

I get like screaming to the beat.

Rolls around in my mouth.

That makes no sense but Good.

I don't like sense.

Where do you live?

Moseley. The cool part.

I live on the Wood.

The really rough, sh*t part.

I collect interesting people.

Do you hang them on your wall?

You should come to Moseley.

I hang out in a pub.

It's called the Fighting c*ck.

Lots of madness, music.

You come on a Saturday night,

and I'll introduce you to some

really, really interesting people.

You could talk to them.

About motorway bridges.

I also like space.

Oh, man.

We love space.

If you've all voted already

I vote yes. Before you vote,

Bardon has something to tell you.

Something to not tell you,

because I don't know what it is yet.

Tomorrow I'm going to London.

I have no idea what it is

that they want me to do.

But I'm going at the request

of my father.

So there's a chance that after I do,

whatever it is,

they're going to send me

straight to Dublin or Belfast

to disappear for a while.

But if I make it back here,

I want you all to know

that I no longer just want this band

to work, I f*cking need it to work.

And just like you, Dante

I have absolutely no other

credible option on this Earth

other than to get famous.

My only option is Tesco checkout.

Me a record shop.

Then some sort of law firm.

Then marriage.

Probably a solicitor.

Probably called Gary.

I think you all know, for me,

it's living on a bridge.

So

I do what I have to do in London,

I do what I can to get back here,

and then when I return,

we all do whatever it takes

to get famous as f*ck.

And to do that,

we are going to need the drummer

who's going to beat us up a bit.

All those in favour.

But you

you stay close to me.

This world

Is going up in flames

And nobody

Wanna take the blame

Don't tell me

How to live my life

When you

Never felt the pain

Oh, oh, oh, ooh oh, oh, oh

Ooh

Oh, oh, oh

They don't hear me cry

Ooh

Oh, oh, oh

They don't hear me try

Ooh

Oh, oh, oh

Ooh.