[TUBA PLAYING]
[SINGING] If you like
to talk to tomatoes
If a squash
can make you smile
If you like to waltz
with potatoes
Up and down
the produce aisle
BOB: Ahem,
excuse me...
Have we got a show for you.
[ALL SINGING]
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
Broccoli, celery,
got to be...
VeggieTales!
There's never ever, ever,
ever, ever been a show
Like VeggieTales
There's never ever, ever
ever, ever been a show
Like VeggieTales
It's time for
VeggieTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales
[ALL GASP]
[TUBA BLARES]
[ALL LAUGH]
Hi, kids, and welcome
to VeggieTales.
I'm Bob the Tomato.
And I'm Larry
the Cucumber. Ouch.
Larry, you don't have
to do this now.
Maybe you should
go lie down.
That's okay, Bob.
I need to do this.
For Squeaky. [SNIFFLES]
Kids, if you see
this hamster,
could you tell him
I really miss him?
That he's the best hamster
a cucumber could ever have,
and that if he comes back,
I'll give him all the low-fat
cottage cheese he wants.
Low-fat cottage cheese
is his favorite.
Oh.
Tell him I didn't mean to
leave the lid off the cage.
I just forgot.
Tell him he has fresh
sawdust waiting for him
when he comes home.
[CRYING]
Come home, Squeaky!
Come home!
It's okay, buddy.
QWERTY: Greetings, Bob.
Greetings, sad Larry.
Oh, hi, Qwerty.
What do you have
for us today?
Eddie Espinosa from
Boone, North Carolina.
[QWERTY BEEPS]
Hey, Bob and Larry.
Hi, Eddie!
Hey there, Eddie.
Larry, what happened?
I lost my hamster
and fell off the countertop.
It's been a really bad day.
EDDIE: Really?
I'm having a bad day too.
I just moved to a new school
and I don't have any friends.
Oh, you feel
kinda lonely, right?
[SNIFFLES] Yeah.
Maybe you need a hamster.
If you see Squeaky,
he's a really good friend.
Cherish him.
Well, Eddie and Larry, I think
I have a couple of stories
that can help both of you.
You know, sometimes
it's good to be reminded
of where God is
when we're hurting.
First, let me
read you the story
of Lenny
and the Lost Birthday.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[YAWNS]
[GASPS]
What a wonderful
marvelous day
to turn eight!
BOB: Said Lenny Laboe
waking up, feeling great.
The sun was out shining,
the sky wasn't gray.
What an excellent,
fabulous, glorious day!
BOB: But right about then,
something made him feel sad.
And the day started going
horribly bad.
For after that moment,
I guess you could say,
little Lenny Laboe
lost his birthday.
Where is my breakfast?
BOB: Lenny
called out, surprised.
It has to be here.
Not believing his eyes.
Every birthday I get
my breakfast in bed.
There's been a mistake.
The baffled boy said.
He looked past
his nightstand
to his own handy scrawl!
of the calendar taped
atilt on the wall.
But today is March 1st.
Cried Lenny, still shaken.
Where are my waffles
and orange juice and bacon?
He jumped out of bed
and ran down the stairs.
What in the world
is happening here?
Then rounding the corner,
he asked with surprise...
Is there anything you're
forgetting here, guys?
Good morning, Lenny!
BOB: Said his mom
very sweetly.
How do you do, son?
Replied Dad, rather neatly.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't decide.
I forgot if you
liked your eggs
scrambled or fried?
[SIGHS]
Scrambled.
But did you forget?
Today is my birth...
Hey, Lenny, look!
BOB: Interrupted his sister.
I got a surprise.
Libby said, with a whisper.
Excited, he asked...
What did you get me?
Nothing.
BOB: She answered.
But I got a kitty!
She came in my cornflakes.
Isn't she pretty?
Meow!
Oh, yeah. Great.
BOB: He thought to himself
as he slouched in his chair.
LENNY: They did all forget it.
Well, see if care.
I'll bet they'll feel bad
they didn't remember
when I remind them
sometime in September.
Huh?
Nice.
Finished so soon?
You must have been starving.
Run up and get ready for
school now, my darling.
Hmm.
[SINGING IN STEREO]
Princess!
You are so sweet
Sweet gooseberry girl
[GIGGLES]
VEGGIE ON STEREO:
I'm a princess!
I'm a princess!
LENNY: Hmm,
it's just getting worse.
BOB: Thought Lenny Laboe,
as he sat forced to watch
his kid sister's show.
LENNY: / should have got
my breakfast in bed
and been able to
watch my show instead.
BOB: And school wasn't
much better for Lenny.
Who can tell me
whose birthday just passed?
Can you, Annie?
Um...
Thomas Edison?
Correct.
What?
Lenny, please wait to be
called on to speak.
Laura, are there others
you know of this week?
Uh, George Washington!
Correct!
Percy?
Abraham Lincoln!
You guys are my friends!
What are you thinking?
Lenny Laboe,
you're clearly
not paying attention.
I'll see you at recess,
after lunch,
in detention.
Nice.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
BOB: Later in line
and feeling like dirt,
he spotted what looked like
his favorite dessert.
The only good thing
that's happened today.
[GRUNTING]
[GROANING]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
Well, never mind that.
BOB: Sighed Lenny,
under his new hat.
[LAUGHTER]
[KID SCREAMING]
I'll be back
in a few minutes.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
What's a boy
supposed to say,
when no one remembers
his special day?
What's a kid
supposed to do
when nobody sings,
"Happy birthday to you"?
There should be parties
and presents and cake.
But there ain't.
What a terrible,
horrible day
to turn eight.
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
BOB: Getting close
to the end
of a terrible day,
while heading back home,
he heard his friend say...
You seem kinda down.
Are you doing all right?
Well, maybe you'll feel
a little better tonight.
LENNY: “Better tonight?"
BOB: He wondered
what Laura meant.
Could it have been
some kind of hint?
Maybe forgetting
had all been a guise?
LENNY: wonder
if everyone's
planned a surprise?
That has to be it!
BOB: He said, without doubt.
LENNY: Well,
they'll be surprised
that I figured it out.
BOB: So then with a voice
too loud to ignore...
Surprise!
BOB: Lenny shouted,
as he opened the door.
You're weird.
BOB: Now, Lenny felt
even worse than before.
The worst ever
day in the world.
The sad birthday boy said.
Mom, I don't
want any dinner.
I'm going to bed.
I came up to see
if you're doing okay.
You seem really sad
and I'm wondering why.
BOB: Lenny looked at his mom
and tried not to cry.
But the tears he was
holding back suddenly burst.
[CRYING]
Of all of my days, Mom,
this one's the worst!
My family, my teacher,
my friends all agree,
there's nothing at all
that's special about me.
[CRYING]
Oh, Lenny.
[SNIFFLES]
[SINGING]
Sometimes life can be tough
And some days are just rough
Things just stink
and you think
That you're
not good enough
And people upset you
Or sometimes forget you
Your heart shrinks
and you think
It's a day
you can't get through
But this is the day
the Lord has made
You're special to me
You'll be okay
Tomorrow will dawn
And I'll love you still
Things will get better
I promise they will
When your day's been a mess
And you feel it intensely
Don't forget whose you are
And who loves you immensely
God made you his child
And you're treasured as such
You're precious,
you're cherished
He loves you so much
And this is the day
The Lord has made
I'm special to him
I'll be okay
Tomorrow will dawn
And he'll love you still
Things will get better
I promise they will
Things will get better
I promise
They will
Thanks, Mom.
My heart isn't filled
with quite as much sorrow.
Even though it won't be
my birthday, tomorrow.
BOB: With shock,
Mom realized
and stood up to say...
Lenny, you thought
your birthday's today?
Well, yeah.
Oh, but honey, it's not.
BOB: Mom said with a tear.
I should have told you
it's different this year.
Every four years,
an extra day's added.
A "leap year," it's called,
and the calendar's padded.
You were so young
the last time it came.
March 1st is tomorrow.
BOB: His mother exclaimed.
Oh!
Replied Lenny,
rather un-boldly...
It would have been nice
if somebody told me.
I'm so sorry, Lenny.
I feel really bad.
That's okay, Mom,
you don't have to be sad.
This is the day
that the Lord has made.
You're special to him,
you'll be okay.
BOB: As he
went down to dinner,
I guess you could say
little Lenny Laboe
didn't lose his birthday.
He simply misplaced it.
Meow!
But now he feels great
and will feel extra special
on the day he turns eight.
And now it's time for
"Silly Songs with Larry."
The part of the show
where Larry comes out
and sings a silly song.
[SINGING]
Another lonely day
In a crowded town
Making our way
The best we know how
Sing it, man.
Oh, yeah.
[SINGING]
But we're moving up
Up! Up! Up!
We're moving in
Coming at ya.
[SINGING]
Got our dishes packed
Yeah, they are stacked
They've been wrapped to win
Protect our porcelain
Ain't gonna break it
No.
Listen up.
No way
Even if I shake it
Yeah, man
All day
Covered with love
Sealed against troubles
Sheltered in a glove of
bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
Safe inside the arms of my
bubble, bubble, bubble wrap
What up, B.L.T.S.?
Let's rock that rap.
[SINGING] Oh, yeah.
ALL: Hey, K-Lil'
[RAPPING]
Bubble wrap, bubble wrap
Love to hear that bubble snap
Soft like clouds
Thunder clap
Bubbly, bubble
Bubble wrap
[SINGING] Oh, yeah!
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap
Oh, yeah
We're gonna snap, snap,
snap that wrap!
What up, dog?
[SINGING]
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap
Bubble, bubble
Ain't no trouble
Squeeze that, squish that
Break that bubble
Two at once
Bubble double
Squeeze that, squish that
Smash that bubble
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap
Oh, yeah
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap
Oh, yeah
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap!
We're gonna snap,
snap, snap that wrap!
Yo, Veg!
[SINGING]
Roll me round
in bubble wrap
Sink me in this bubble trap!
Covered with love
Sealed against troubles
Sheltered in a glove of
bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
Safe inside the arms of my
bubble, bubble, bubble wrap
BOB: This has been
"Silly Songs with Larry."
Tune in next time to hear
the Boyz sing...
[SINGING]
We're rapping
and we're snapping
Our bubble, bubble,
bubble wrap
[PLATES SHATTERING]
VEGGIE: Oh, snap!
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
MERRY MEN:
Har har snicker ha!
Har har snicker ha!
BOTH: Har har snicker ha!
Please.
[GASPS] Don't hurt us!
[LAUGHING]
What is it you want?
Are you a bad guy?
ROBIN: I will answer
the second question first.
No, I am not a bad guy.
In fact, I'm good.
I'm Robin Good.
And these are
my good friends,
the Merry Men!
ALL: Har har snicker ha!
[ALL LAUGHING]
ROBIN: And as
for the first question...
[BOTH GASP]
[GASPS]
[WHIMPERING]
Care for some
fresh-squeezed lemonade?
The best in Sherwood Forest!
Only a farthing per cup!
Perhaps you'd
enjoy a round of golf?
May I put you
down as a twosome?
Excuse me?
Ballroom dancing?
Four lessons,
four shillings!
How about
an overpriced candy bar?
There's a coupon for pizza
inside the wrapper.
You're not thieves?
By all means, no!
This is Little John,
Big Red,
Bill Scarlet,
and Fryer Cluck.
We fund-raise from the rich
and give to the poor!
"Rich"?
Well, I wouldn't say
we're rich, would you?
No, after all, we're walking
through Sherwood Forest.
I don't even have a moat.
Can one be rich
without a moat?
It really is a good cause.
Give till it hurts.
Well, maybe I will have
atouch of lemonade.
It's for the kids.
One does get thirsty
when one travels.
We really would love
to do more to help.
But you know,
with the economy
these days...
Ah, that's true.
Times are as tough as
Granny's shoe leather!
It's so bad, I lost my job
at the unemployment office.
Ah, delicious.
LADY: Keep up
the good work!
Watch out for giants!
Pathetic.
How many can we
afford now, Little John?
Uh...
Counting that?
Um...
One.
Well, boys, one
is better than none!
Let's go buy a ham.
[GIGGLING]
Happy birthday, little Nate!
[WHOOPS]
Birthday ham!
And a real one, to boot!
Thought I was gonna
have to carve you one
out of wood again.
Oh, thank you,
Mr. Good, Merry Men.
You're welcome, Miss Lewis.
Times have been tough
and we've been hurting.
But, like I always
tell my children...
BOTH: Never trust
a plastic hippo.
No, not that.
The other thing.
BOTH: There's no hurt
too big for God.
[CHUCKLES] That's right!
Thank you.
SHERIFF: Uh...
Oh, Sheriff...
What brings you here?
Maybe the
party-pooper express?
[LAUGHS]
I hate to do this, Miss Lewis,
but I'm gonna have to
ask you for that ham.
ALL: What?
I'm very sorry,
Prince John's orders.
You haven't paid
your ham tax
since last year.
I haven't had a ham
since last year!
You can't take
the lady's ham!
What kind of sheriff are you
to purloin her pork chops?
I... I... [SIGHS]
There's nothing I can do.
I really am sorry.
It's not fair,
she has so little.
Look...
You'll have to take it up
with Prince John.
I'm under orders.
Some days it just doesn't pay
to come into work.
Did that just happen?
Yep.
That just happened.
I'm sorry, Miss Lewis.
We'll go try
and get you another ham.
You're so sweet.
No, no, we'll make do.
I guess it's birthday gruel
again this year, children.
[BOTH SIGHING]
[OWL HOOTING]
This is ridiculous.
"Fund-raising from the rich
and giving to the poor.”
It took us three days
to get that ham!
What a ridiculous way
to make a living.
Oh, I know people that can
raise a whole pig in an hour.
I had to sell 14 cups
of that watered-down lemonade!
I bought eight
of them myself!
Well, times are tough.
And you know why
times are tough?
I'll tell you why!
Prince John! That's why.
Prince John, yeah.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
He's a louse!
We should do something
about that guy!
I'm sure he's not that bad.
Maybe he doesn't know how
much people are hurting.
How could he not know?
It's robbery,
what he's doing!
Robbery, I say!
Oh, for King Richard
to return!
Mais oui.
Hey!
If he's robbing
from the poor,
why shouldn't we
rob him right back?
[GASPS] You mean,
pilfer from the Crown?
Why not?
Yeah!
I like it!
Guys, we shouldn't
because it's wrong to steal.
Robin Good
and his Merry Men,
robbing from the rich
and giving to the poor!
Forget fund-raising, man!
It's only logical!
The robbers of the royals!
FRYER CLUCK:
Oh, it's so much
poetic justice!
Well, I'm not robbing
from anyone.
Maybe if it were
Bill Scarlet
and his Merry Men,
you wouldn't have
to worry about it.
Huh?
If you're not vegetable
enough to fight the man,
then we will!
Come on, Merry Men,
are you guys with me?
ALL: Absolutely!
LITTLE JOHN:
You're the man!
We got your back, Bill!
FRYER CLUCK:
Count me in!
BIG RED: Mutiny is fun!
This is terrible.
God, what am I
supposed to do?
I'm all alone...
In the forest.
With giants.
[BRANCH SNAPS]
Big Red, is that you?
[LOUD THUMPING]
[SCREAMS]
[ROARING]
Giant!
[SCREAMS]
Help! Let me in!
Giant! Giant!
[ROARING]
Well, gov,
if I let you in,
I'll be letting that giant
bloke in too, won't 1?
Yeah, you make a good point.
[GRUNTING]
[ROARING]
[PANTING]
[EXCLAIMS]
[GRUNTS]
GUARD: Lovely evening.
Yeah.
MISS LEWIS:
Robin, is that you?
Yeah.
Oh, hi, Miss Lewis.
You're up late.
Yeah, no one knows this
but I'm really a superhero
and at night, I fight crime!
Really?
Just kidding.
I'm collecting firewood.
Say, where are
your Merry Men?
They're not my
Merry Men anymore.
They left.
They left you?
I'm so sorry.
That must really hurt.
Yeah, it sure does.
Miss Lewis?
You said earlier
that no hurt
is too big for God.
Does losing your
friends count?
Child, that's a mighty
big hurt indeed.
A very wise king,
even wiser than
our King Richard,
once said,
"Give all your burdens
to the Lord
"and he will
take care of you."
But how do I do that?
How do I give
my burdens to God?
[SINGING]
Tell him your
heart is hurting
Tell him you're feeling blue
You can't make it yourself
And you need his help
To comfort and see you through
He'll care for you
He'll care for you
He loves you and
he's always there for you
His burden is light
His promise is true
God will take care of you
God will take care of you
[SNORING]
[CHUCKLES]
[TRUMPETS BLARING]
What? What? What?
Um, hear ye, hear ye!
CITIZEN: We can't hear ye!
Look at all these people!
Now's my chance.
Excuse me,
I'm fund-raising for the poor
and I was wondering if you...
Can I sign you up
for the celebrity
golf scramble?
Next Saturday?
Lemonade?
Har har snicker ha?
[MIC FEEDBACK]
Can you hear ye now?
CITIZEN: You're good!
Welcome all
to the archery demonstration!
Who's the best at archery?
ALL: Prince John.
Who's brave and
most handsome?
ALL: Prince John.
Who's the only one who can
protect us against giants?
King Richard!
[GASPS]
[FEEDBACK OVER MIC]
[STAMMERS] That's right.
Prince John!
Let's give him a ham!
A Bethlingham.
[GROANING]
PRINCE JOHN: Thank you.
Oh, thank you,
people of Bethlingham!
I am grateful
for your delicious entrees,
as you are
certainly grateful
that I can keep
all those giants away.
[MURMURING]
[CROWD GASPS, EXCLAIMS]
Oh.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Wouldn't I make
a wonderful king?
No!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Oh, my!
[GASPS]
You saved us!
Did you see that?
That was great!
[EXCITED CHATTER]
You're supposed to
make me look good.
Why'd you
let that happen?
[STUTTERING]
I don't know.
To the dungeon with you!
The dungeon of despair!
No, no, no!
CITIZEN:
Hip, hip, hooray!
Good job.
Who is that guy, anyway?
He was handing out
hams yesterday.
That's all I know.
[GASPS] "Handing out hams"?
That sounds fishy.
I hope you took "em.
Yeah, I did.
Good.
Did you see that?
He saved those children.
He's amazing!
Sheriff, we need
to keep an eye
on this troublemaker.
Invite him back to
the castle for dinner.
He'll be my guest.
Yes, sir.
Excuse me.
Oh, hi, Sheriff.
Sorry, I'm fresh
out of ham.
Look, I was
just doing my job.
I don't always
agree with the Prince.
In fact...
Hardly anyone
agrees with the Prince.
But if you don't do
what he says,
he'll throw you
in the dungeon.
Or worse yet,
the dungeon of despair.
Is that like
the regular dungeon,
but with more despair?
Oh, the dungeon of despair
is a terrible place.
It takes away all your hope
and there's no way out.
Anyway, the Prince has asked
that you be his guest
tonight for dinner.
Dinner? Really?
That's great!
I wouldn't be so excited.
I've been wanting
to talk to him.
There's some things
I think he needs to know.
About the hams.
Well, I'd be careful
if I were you...
Uh...
Robin.
And do you have
a last name, Robin?
Yeah, it's Good.
I believe you.
I'm sure it's great!
No, it's not Great,
it's Good.
That's nothing
to be ashamed of.
My last name
is sort of mediocre.
I told, you,
Sheriff Mediocre,
it's Good!
My last name is "Good"!
Then why won't you tell me?
Tell you what?
What your last name is!
It's Good!
Robin Good.
[GASPS]
Oh!
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Nice to meet you,
Robin Good.
This is no good!
[BLOWING]
The wood is wet
and we have
no more matches!
No matter, we have
nothing to cook anyway.
And I'm hungry.
[GRUNTS]
Me, too, mon ami.
So what kind
of a crazy plan was this,
to starve in the forest?
Give me time!
We were supposed
to rob from the royals!
We haven't seen
a blue blood all day!
No wonder!
The royal family
does not live
in Sherwood Forest!
Only we live here!
Well, what do you suggest,
Mr. Smarty Pants?
I don't know.
Perhaps look for a place
the Prince might hang out?
Um...
How about that
castle over there?
Boys, I got a plan!
[CHOMPING]
Wow! Is this table
made out of mahogany?
Nice.
Looks heavy.
Hmm, is that
basil I smell?
Love basil.
Would you like some?
Now that you
mention it, I...
Well, you can't have any!
There's not enough.
Seems there's somebody
who's been giving
away my hams
to the poor!
So funny you should
mention that, Prince.
I've been wanting
to talk to you.
About the hams.
You see, the people of
Bethlingham are in great need.
Despite what you'd expect from
a town named Bethlingham,
there's really
not much ham at all.
Excuse me?
I've put together
a little presentation.
As this slide shows,
Ham per capita is way below
the national average.
In fact, only Crushingham
ranked lower in this survey.
Here you can see
that charitable giving
is way down this year,
leaving few options for
those seeking respite.
"Respit"? "Respeet"?
"Respite"?
You know, this might make more
sense if I say it another way.
Or should I say...
Sing it another way.
[SINGING]
There's no eraser
here today, sir
That can rid your
town of hunger
But there is one
clear decision
That'll bring 'em
out from under
The true solution
is an obvious path
You've got lots
of food and they don't
Do the math
What you gonna do, Prince?
Hey!
Give a ham to everybody
Give a ham to everyone
A helping ham
to each and every
Everybody with a ham
is better than one!
Ham
Robin Good, I don't believe
I'm getting through to you.
[SINGING]
Oh, I would never dare
Ever attempt to share
I'm keeping
and making my bacon
For my own taste buds
Yes, I have
earned the right
This honey-baked
swine is mine
Every morsel and rib divine
How could I waste one?
As the reigning
Prince of Bethlingham
I'm praised for what
I've braised and chowed down
So better watch out
I'm the man
Understand,
the prince of ham, I am
This little piggie's
on the table
This little piggie's
for lunch
This little piggie's gonna be
A snack on a cr*cker
Later for me to munch
This one is shaped
just like Stonehenge
This one's from my valentine!
This one and that one
And these ones
and those ones are mine
All mine
[LAUGHING]
Just another moment more
I hope you won't ignore
The need is real indeed
Your people are hungry
You have so much to give
Yes, you could change
the way they live
How could you ever eat
Every nibble
and kibble yourself anyway?
Just watch me.
[SINGING]
I know you're in a jam
But I won't help you, man
This pork belongs to me
And not to Bethlingham
Oh, but it's such a tiny cost
This is my command
Won't even notice
what you've lost
I'm not a fan
Please
Of your plan
Release
Understand?
A feast
The prince of ham I am
One little smidgen
A morsel, an inch of a nugget
Or portion of some
of aforementioned ham
Ham
[GASPS] You stole my ham!
What?
That's ridiculous.
I don't steal!
Stealing's wrong.
You stole my ham!
No.
You pinched my pork chops!
You don't understand.
You boosted my bacon!
You swiped my shortribs!
I'm as confused as you are.
Sheriff, arrest
this cucumber
and throw him in
the dungeon of despair!
No!
And throw away the key.
[GASPING]
[EXCLAIMS]
[WHOOPS]
GUARD: Over here, boys.
Har, har snicker ha!
[GROANING]
See you!
If you ever show your face
in Bethlingham again,
I'll put it in the
dungeon of despair!
Your face, I mean.
And the rest of you, too!
And as for you...
[EXCITED CHATTER]
You were wonderful.
That was perfect!
We're bringing
home the bacon!
It was splendid!
Uproarious!
A madcap romp!
Think of
all the good we can do
with these stolen hams!
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
GUARD 1: What have we here?
Now I've lost everything.
My friends, my fund-raising.
I can't even
go back to Bethlingham.
MISS LEWIS: Robin?
Miss Lewis? Wow.
You're everywhere.
Gotta go where
the firewood takes me.
Why, only last week
I found myself picking twigs
in Tottenham Square.
Little Nate got stuck in
a cotton candy machine.
My boy, your face is as
long as a boring sermon.
Still not doing so well?
Nope.
Maybe Bill was right.
Maybe robbing from the rich
was the way to go.
At least then
I'd still have friends.
You really so sure stealing
would make things better?
Well, they want
to arrest me
for not stealing,
so what's the difference?
The Prince has a dungeon cell
with my name on it.
Well, you'd have good company.
What do you mean?
The Sheriff.
The Prince threw him
in the dungeon this evening.
Oh, wow.
The dungeon of despair.
The dungeon of despair?
I'think it's like
the regular dungeon,
only with extra despair.
Oh, no!
He's gonna give in
to that despair.
Unless someone
could share with him
what you've been learning.
Never trust
a plastic hippo.
The other thing!
That no hurt
is too big for God.
Even not having any friends
or being alone
in the dungeon of despair.
That's me boy.
You thought you were
at the end of your rope,
until you found someone else
at the end of his.
I gotta get to the Sheriff
before he loses hope!
Watch out for giants!
And you watch out
for that rock.
ROBIN: Ow!
Yep, that's the one.
[SNORES]
What a lot of little bottles.
[GRUNTS]
GUARD 1: Deciduous trees lose
their leaves in the winter.
Evergreen trees
stay green all year round.
[SNORING]
Guys?
ALL: Robin Good!
What are you doing here?
I'm trying to find the...
Wait a second.
What are you doing here?
Let's just say
things didn't work out
quite the way I planned.
That's good to know,
‘cause if you
had planned this,
I would be even
angrier with you!
Look, Robin,
I'm really sorry.
We never should
have left you alone.
Oui, we should
have stuck by you!
Through thick and thin!
My nose itches.
[SIGHS] We should have
listened to you.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate that.
Do you know
where the Sheriff is?
We heard a harmonica
coming from that way.
Why do you want
to know where he is?
I'm gonna rescue him.
What?
What?
[SHUSHES]
I know what it feels
like to be all alone.
I don't want that
for you guys,
or the Sheriff.
Are you guys with me?
ALL: Har har snicker ha!
[SHUSHES]
ALL: [SOFTLY]
Har har snicker ha!
[GRUNTS]
I gotta find that key.
You guys wait here.
What else are we going to do?
[GRUNTING]
[SNORING]
[GASPS]
No, I'm the king.
Mommy, tell them I'm the king.
You're the king!
[DOOR CREAKS]
[SNORING]
[LOUD THUDDING]
[LOUD BANGING]
[GROANING]
I'm so sad. So very sad.
[SNIFFLES]
What is it about this place
that makes me so very sad?
ROBIN: Because it's
the dungeon of despair.
SHERIFF: Robin!
I'd be glad to see you,
but I'm in despair.
Nobody likes me.
I like you.
You're a good man, Sheriff.
And I'm gonna get you out!
Oh, man, the key's gone.
SHERIFF: It's no use.
He locked me up
and threw away the key.
That was easy!
[LOCK OPENING]
Let's go!
[SIGHS]
I'm so sad, I can't go.
I'm hurting too much.
Sheriff,
there's no hurt
that's too big for God.
[SINGING] / know that
your heart is hurting
I know that
you're feeling blue
You can't make it yourself
And you need his help
To comfort and see you through
[SNIFFLES]
He cares for you
He cares for you
He loves you and he's
always there for you
His burden is light
His promise is true
He will take care of you
There's never been
a hurt too big for him
God will take care of you
C'mon, Sheriff, let's go!
[LOUD BANGING]
[GIANT ROARS]
[ROARING]
Giant!
[ALARM BLARING]
We must have
tripped the alarm!
Not us.
That's a giant alarm.
There's a giant
in Bethlingham!
Follow me!
[GIANT ROARS]
PRINCE JOHN: Oh, no!
Oh, no. Don't get me, giant!
Don't get me!
So much for our
brave protector.
[WHIMPERING]
You're not gonna leave me
here all alone, are you?
Will you let my friends go?
Yes, anything!
I have an idea.
I need every ham
you can muster!
"Ham"? "Mustard"?
Is this a battle plan
or a sandwich?
[CITIZENS SCREAMING]
[GIANT ROARS]
[WHIMPERING]
[YELLS]
Careful.
Teddy's afraid of heights.
We gotta help Robin!
Merci beaucoup, Sheriff!
Start unloading
these hams!
[GRUNTS]
You're so heavy.
Teddy here eats
a lot of ham.
Maybe "Teddy" should sample
the salad bar on occasion.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
You okay, Teddy?
[ALL CLAMORING]
I told you we should
have built that moat!
All right, gentlemen!
That's the last tenderloin!
All right, men, huddle up.
I'm gonna lure the giant
into the center of the square.
When I give the signal,
you release the levers.
Oh, I get it!
Ham-munition!
[LAUGHING]
Pork-u-pult?
Robin, let me be the one
to lure in the giant.
But that's the most
dangerous job.
I know.
[ROARING]
[ULULATING]
[YELPING]
Help!
[GRUNTS]
Sheriff, help me!
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
[TOY SQUEAKS]
I'm sorry, Teddy!
Hams away!
Now!
ROBIN: Oh, no!
Incoming!
[ALL GRUNTING]
What do I do now?
[ROARING]
[GULPS]
[BELCHES]
All that for some ham?
Look at that.
ROBIN: He just
wanted some ham.
[ALL CHEERING]
All hail Robin Good!
Robin Good for king!
King Richard
is your true king,
but until he returns,
I think the Sheriff would
make a wonderful guardian!
Okay.
[ALL CHEERING]
Besides, I still have
lots of fund-raising ideas.
For the kids?
For the kids.
[ALL SINGING]
He cares for me
He cares for me
He loves me and he's
always there for me
There's never been
a hurt too big for him
God will take care of me!
God will take care of me!
Well, what did you think?
LARRY: I think I'm
the happiest cucumber
in the world!
Squeaky came home, Bob!
Squeaky came home!
[HAMSTER SQUEAKING]
Well, that's great!
Those were some
really nice stories,
don't you think, Eddie?
Oh, yeah!
You okay, Larry?
You're still moving
pretty slow.
Oh, I'll be fine, Bob.
I'm just so happy
Squeaky came home!
It's like I learned in
Lenny and the Lost Birthday.
Sometimes, you can
feel like you're having
a really bad day,
and nothing's going right.
Like people forgetting
your birthday
or losing your hamster.
Yep.
In times like that,
it helps to remember
how much God loves us
and how special
we are to him.
And because of that,
we can have hope
that things will get better.
That's right!
And in the story of Robin Good
and His Not-So-Merry Men,
we learned that there's
no hurt too big for God.
Let's see if Qwerty
has a verse for us today.
[WOMAN SINGING]
And so what we have learned
applies to our lives today
And God has
a lot to say in his book
Don't worry, Bob,
things will get better.
[SIGHS]
[SINGING]
You see we know that
God's word is for everyone
And now that our song is done
We'll take a look
See? All better.
LARRY: “Psalm 55:22.
Give your burdens to the Lord,
“For he will
take care of you."
That's right!
When you're hurting,
give it to God,
let him help you.
Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Larry.
Sure!
You bet!
Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
Always remember...
[CAGE RATTLING]
Squeaky!
Where are you going?
Get back in your cage!
[HAMSTER SQUEAKING]
Squeaky! Squeaky,
come back.
Larry, watch for the...
[LARRY SCREAMS]
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
[SIGHS]
Oh, never mind.
LARRY: Ow.
Always remember,
God made you special.
LARRY: And he
loves you very much.
Bye!
Bye!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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