Griffin (2004)

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good morning Victoria care yeah it's Ryan yeah listen I've just got to my first client

and I'm afraid I've well I've got a flat tire and a little problem with my

radiator yeah so you can just phone ahead my other clients yeah let me I'll

be late okay cheers thanks

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these are Peter Ryan Peter

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all right let's see who his doctor is

dr. girth no you tell him I won't be as

many appointment no seeing up with Silcock it's us right yeah okay yeah

thank you Ryan don't look so worried

both knew it's gonna happen besides I've been doing this job years both know

these old so-and-so is pop their clogs every now and then anyway my my estimation that's five this

month's three more and you'll get a free fondue set from the garage huh yeah anyway that's be g*y just remember

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Tuesday [Music]

she's arrived excellent how do I look

like fabulous sir like a million dollars like the angels came down from heaven

it's all right d*ke all right just get the deal sir please could I just oh look don't just get the

door he has not too quickly I don't want people thinking that I'm desperate yes

now this is Johnson how nice to see

thank you I can't how are you oh I'm fine thank you for asking mr. Johnson when I say throwing actually I'm not

that fine I've had it groove it's come up on my d*ke paper hello how are you

it's huge yes thank you d*ke could you get some coffee please

I bet you need a drink after your long drive yes I do but I'm fine thank you

for asking d*ck huh you always used to call me Richard yes I used to but now I

only see you as a d*ck yeah nice well

come through never seen so

so why did you want to see me you're looking good pepper why am I here

d*ck ah well yes you see nothing now

then I've milk mrs. Johnson black two sugars you

remembered I'm impressed so how is it being dicks pee a d*ke gosh

it's everything I thought it ever would be working for the great mr. atlas it's dream come true and I have you to

thank for getting me the job yes I really am very grateful to you of your suggestion of dike especially as you

were leaving me as I a very was very lucky in your choice of PA pepper so why

am I here well we've hit a bit of a slump yes and I thank you very much doc that'll be all hmm certainly shall I am

hang out the laundry sir hang out the laundry yes tumble dryer on the blink

again look just get out d*ke right away sir so your PA is so busy he's got time

to hang out your laundry yes well good maids are rather hard to come by these days besides we're doing the laundry is

one of d*kes favourite jobs I couldn't take that away from him don't you know doing the laundry's one of my favorite

jobs I'm surprised when I was your PA you didn't let me do it oh no wait a

minute let me see I was just too busy managing your life your career helping you to earn millions

yes well things have changed a little since then pepper you're telling me I haven't seen much of you in the public

eye lately yes well the trappings of Fame can become a bit too much sometimes I

decided to step back for a short while nobody want you anymore do they

I wouldn't say that I would you haven't had a new TV show for three years even

the cable stations have stopped running your old shows yes when I was on the cover of UFO bimonthly three weeks ago

oh yes didn't that come about because someone's made a rumor that your absence from public life was due to an alien

abduction paparazzi gossip no no I read the article you're going to great

tell about what the aliens looked like although I do think there was just a little too much information about the

a**l probing you received yes well I just did that to appease my fans yes and

it's probably only cash offer you've had in a long time all right I admit things have been a

little slow but I have done a lot hmm yes in the 70s atlases world in the 80s

atlases mammals atlases plants in the 90s walking with Atlas atlas and the

universe and now nothing we haven't had

a TV show for three years which is why I need your magic to help me with my comeback

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Oh Jill oh yeah oh not happy with you

mate you didn't tell anyone you were back cheers mate yeah fine what's going on can't believe

it Maggie yeah I know I know I just

wasn't happy okay so you came back to

Worthing good choice what's that supposed to mean surely you must remember your wedding

vows til death do us part and all that jazz the first time to trouble you come

fleeing back to your old flat in Worthing it's a good job you didn't rent it out or sell it I see the question is

a back she is Jeff I really needed to hear them I'm sorry Ryan but needed to

be said I mean look you obviously weren't happy in London so you've made you like exactly what it was before that

same flat same job that's the way I like it yeah I know let's face it you are

never happy when you're miserable thanks for pointing that out I have more uses

so it's good to see you though you and I

were a great team I mean when you join me in 91 you were hot and hungry for

success and you put me back at the top of the ratings I need you to do that for me again we have a problem

ah I mean I realize that old lovers

working together again I mean you may Harbor deep feelings for me hoping that

something perhaps will happen between us but you don't have to worry about that no no no I won't let that happen

I'm a professional yes a professional [ __ ] and a total slimy creep that I

wouldn't touch with a cattle prod slimy creepy I was a lot younger back then d*ck I fell in love with the idea of you

as this great man not some tiny pathetic big-headed opportunities who would sleep with anything rather

burst the bubble there a bit how is mrs. access by the way my god

Lise craggy old fossil she's been on a life-support system for the last five

years she hits a hundred next week good god we could probably make a series

around her she must have witnessed most of the great events in history including the birth of Jesus Christ hmm well

that's what you get for marrying a woman fifty years older than you is well ours I either know she was gonna last this

long I mean she'd smoked and drank so much I didn't even think she was gonna make it to the honeymoon oh god don't

remind me what a nightmare she can't have much of a life why don't they do the humane thing I will it's a

prenuptial to see if mr. etches pulls the plug he doesn't get a penny really

yes I'm afraid so yes I don't get a penny until she dies well you see without an income I am a little bit

strapped for money which is why I need you to help me pepper just give me one

good reason why shall pan old has-been who deserves to suffer well alright I

may be a husband but I do know that you have been trying to break into America with zero success I mean you might be

gold over here darling but there are a thousand like you in the States now I still have some good

contacts I mean they may not want me but I'm sure I could get them to give you a try are you're clutching at straws Am I

look I need you Pippa and I know the only way you'll give me what I want is

if I give you what you want so I'll put it in writing I'll make the call before you do anything keep talking look I'm a

husband nobody wants me well there was that one pitch I came up with Oh what

atlases myths it's being done nobody wants to see another program about the Loch Ness monster hang on a show about

musical creatures been done yes but not by you he'll give us a chance to send you around the world again tied in with

how these different creatures help shape the different cultures how they influenced our lives even today yeah it

could work thrown a few jokes about you being a myth yourself really goes it's helmet we

could bill it as your last show which wraps up your life's work yeah it

could be just what you're looking for but will you do it you wouldn't have to make it worth my while and you'd have to

prove your offer was genuine um would I get any money because it was my idea

don't be ridiculous Doug you only thought of it because of my influence yeah well I get a raise a raise I tell

you what you'll be lucky if this thing works that you don't get the sack now don't get us some champagne we have to

celebrate our new venture right away sir you're still a scumbag aren't you oh yes

but a damn good one so where do we start [Music]

so why are we on the Internet and how much is this costing me per minute research d*ck research and you have to

speculate to accumulate anyway I reckon a few pence spent on a telephone call to

help you get back on TV is a good deal just like when you make that phone call to America for me I see my god I miss

the old days when I had hordes of people doing all this research rubbish for me you had hordes of people doing

everything for you all you had to do was to stand in front of the camera looking handsome and imparting knowledge

knowledge you didn't have a clue about but there was the hard graph of a combination of experts you just took all

the glory face facts stick your afro order that's not very nice harsh but

true hmm I need another drink

here we go mythical creatures hopefully we should be able to compile the

proposal for the show from all this information this looks like a good site

Griffins looks like a turkey stuck on top of a lion you sure this is a good

subject for the show well next to Dragons they're a very popular creature lots of stories lots of literature yeah

I reckon they would be a good creature to start with here we go that's anyone

how about going down memory lane I'll give you one of my famous massages touch

me with your sweaty paws d*ck and I promise you you will never open a pickle jar again no I don't like pickles

I can't do this with you I need to work with someone who's actually interested in getting this thing going oh god I

just miss those old days I mean I'm no good at all this leg work stuff I'm a

star I can't do all this boring rubbish this is impossible

I need someone professional to work with yes well we can't afford it it's just you and me god it's a nightmare

why couldn't we get someone to work for a profit only deal they work for free and only get paid once we sold the show

to a TV cop yes well we haven't got time I mean we have to move on this Alice I wonder are you doing well the guy who

did this site actually lives in this town look well how's that gonna help us well if he is your average person with a

boring day job he might just be interested in helping us we could offer him some cash and a credit on the show

anybody might be absolutely useless well but he at this site he knows what he's

talking about and anyway nobody could be as useless as you so if he is interested

we might just be in with a chance anyway see Ron Benton community carer sounds

boring [Music]

that's what he does for day job washing people's arses my god sounds absolutely

ghastly any form of real work sounds up something ghastly to you true

here's his email address lotin heart alone heart is his username sounds like

some right shadow from the start well if he is some sun blooming yet he'd

be perfect perfect

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Bridget Atlas sir this is just like old times I don't

remember I've done my best to forget it

so what do you think Ryan yet sounds great I just can't believe I'm actually sitting here with the Richard atlas yes

I suppose it is pretty amazing isn't it I used to love watching your shows as a boy yes we're all young when d*ck

started out weren't we don't you think he's aged well yes well right do you

think you can do this yes I'd love to be a part in a new project well specialist it's about griffin's hmm great well I'll

leave you two to get on with it then oh um we'll get together later on shall

we mm-hmm yeah oh right better go I'll show you to Carl shall I what is it

no no that can't be no good god man I'm

strictly butter-side up you pervert calls himself an astrologer ah how's our

new man doing he's working out fine good well I've already made some calls and I

think we should do the whole thing as a sort of presentation evening yes for the head of TV and for the Haydn programming

sort of drum up the local press dazzle them goad them into thinking putting me back on television will be a good idea I

was hoping for just a quiet expensive meal just myself and the head of programming I think that would be the

best way to go well if a new show is a sure thing yes of course but I am

Richard Atlas we have to think big it doesn't get that big d*ck

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[Music] okay there we are Finn's barbers on D

for a breakfast Heidi Babs okay stay for a bite no not this morning thanks I'm fully doughy oh man that does

things for me we know Barbara and that's your husband Vince is that course it is anyway I'll

see you both in the morning okay oh thank opal I don't want to stay here

with this man Barbara don't panic Vince look up this morning okay thanks I'll see you

tomorrow oh I don't want to stay with you run along Ryan hasta que that other people disease

that's far enough shut up your breakfast

is everything all right fence you know that's so long ago everyone thought that

was the luckiest guy in the world all my friends I'll swing what I was taking

if they could get shot sadly I mean you

thought 20 years I will rebel she should be you know

alright this anyway that's you in the morning

so Griffin's were the protectors of humans as if you follow the aging me now

I reckoned that if we incorporate all these different versions of the myth together it's gonna give Richard an

excuse to travel about three-quarters of the globe d*ck's gonna love that well of course he will

he's a man who lives for travel and adventure d*ck hates traveling I've never known man to have so many

allergies excuse me sorry divulging the secrets of the staff forget I said anything you said very bitter about

something it's a long story and when you don't need to hear no anyway I think

we'll call it a night

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so I think it's all going yeah they're great with a bit of luck we should get

d*ck back on TV hmm there you can be working with Richard oh no I used to but

not anymore oh why well you know you only know d*ck

is the great Explorer and TV presenter I know him personally and believe me they're not the same person hmm anyway I

wouldn't worry about it we'll all get something out of this do could get his audience back I'll get a shot in America

and you well you'll get to see your name and your work on TV and a nice check for your troubles mm-hmm you going to America why uh I

just feel like I need a fresh start nothing's ever really gone right for me here yeah do you mean personally or professionally both neither why are you

so interested well I've enjoyed your company and it's been a real fun week

for me I'm if I'm honest about it oh well I'll miss you I like your company too so well we'll both have

happy memories of our time together are you believing anyone behind you know family friends perhaps a boyfriend no no

family left to miss most of our friends work colleagues and I don't do boyfriends ah you mean you're am I just

mean I don't do the whole love thing and you can't use the excuse that you've

been hurting the Paskus we've all been there yeah in fact so much so that I can't bring myself to say the words on a

different hate anybody saying those words to me that's a good job I only like you then isn't there yeah just a

little bit mind you it's good enough for me

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No Tuesday Tuesday what seems to be the

problem Ryan you know how I've always told you strange things happen to me well it's

getting worse seagulls crashing into my car and then vanishing flat tires

Riaan fleeting themselves and now I just

keep seeing shadows something is following me I just feel it you ever get that feeling when

something's following you do you get it I'm just becoming extremely paranoid the

feeling that something's wrong did you take a degree I mean yeah should be telling you oh no no come through you

just spewed up Ryan that's just your overbearing sense of paranoia trying to make up for it all no

you see you're not like a doctor like me open that Tosh to compensate see it's

just a matter of low self-esteem but don't worry you're not alone I'm not

of course not Ryan you're not the only 30-something is losing their hair there

are thousands out there just like you if I wasn't blessed with

my own thick what I began in the pits of

despair with you what are you talking about

don't worry dr. Pollux from Sweden he's a genius I'm

not talking your carpet looking out and John rubbish here I'm talking decent

plugs yeah it doesn't come cheap Ryan

but can one put a prize someone's own happiness well I don't think so

okay what about my little paranoid problem Oh Ryan good old-fashioned honk

or prescription drugs

god this films grim where'd you put us through this

it's called therapy you know you're

right this is a bit dark and depressing isn't it you know what we need besides bred women yeah

what I was gonna say huh

is that what they're well that shadow

mmm no I've always noticed that it's just bad camera work mate I don't know why you paid him you filmed this mm-hmm

just gonna check on something all I need

is a good woman don't we all

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hello Ryan it's nice to meet you Robin the pills pills honey what pills Oh your life before

that your father and his father before that what are you talking about how

often do you dream with your flying I think to Ryan we are one I am yours You

Know Who I am Ryan I've followed your life we think you see if you were the

one the one I was meant to help when you married and moved to London with Maggie I thought that I would have to wait in

hiding for your offspring to grow up and to see if he was the one so much to tell

Ryan I mean it's a long story well great long story are you ready

ready for what well there's nothing to really be ready for I was just saying

that to add some weight to the occasion this is it it's happened

I finally gone gaga Goethe was right I should have just concentrated on my hair

loss or something I would never left my wife and child otherwise oh I just

really matter what mental has they put me into I mean ah whatever they do whatever drugs they fill me with I'll

just be sitting here up on the Downs talking to earth a Griffin

[Music] I was pair bonded to an ancestor of

yours and during the great battle with the Dragons unfortunately I failed in my duty so I

was cast to wander the earth until I could fulfill my destiny so um what is

your destiny well um it's a bit hazy you see as griffons each had a human which

we swore we would protect against the Dragons which were trying to wipe out humanity and wipe it off the face of the

earth and I didn't well I wasn't a very

good protector well over the centuries I've come to appreciate the world like I

never did before you wouldn't believe the things I've seen the world has changed it's amazing and it truly is

you've come to appreciate it I suppose you didn't before you know when you were supposed to be looking after my ancestor

well

you're telling me I mean I'm a simple kind of chap I just wanted to be up here

on the downs having a quiet time and now here I am talking to a mythical creature what's the guy meant to do way you

complicate your own life Ryan what are you talking about you're a drama queen

you love drama I've seen you every time your life falls into place you subconsciously sabotage it to make it

exciting how do you figure that one come on Ryan what was the real reason you

left your wife hey I was unhappy I couldn't be myself

really I guess life became too nice and normal and you hated it life became too

boring for you and so you just had to spice it up be honest with yourself

you're thinking you're only happy when you're miserable that's not true isn't

it anyway what are you doing here now is a drag I'm gonna come down and eat me or

something Oh typically you'll Ryan you get shown the truths and you hide behind sarcasm which we all know is the lowest

form of wit and the reason I'm here is because you've just got a job with this

man for his new TV show but Griffin's Oh Here I am to help really yes fate has

brought all this together for a purpose Ryan this could be your turning point

where you find that happiness which has been so elusive so what do you get out of this then

redemption Ryan redemption redemption whoa whoa roll it back and we just stop

there for a second can we just relax and just enjoy the view now you know about

me I don't suppose I could stay at your place

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you

you you

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Vanja huh the first time I gotta do some sweeping surgeries and I oversleep

typical this will not do right here we

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morning Ryan what are you doing here what albers do

how are y'all rap what saw everyone nice we don't know when you find tandem with the car do you I see what you mean sorry now I've

revealed myself do you like all just carries up someplace else no problem

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Iran hi Pepsi team we had our fights and

also there's something important I need to tell you oh no Ron listen I can tell

what that sounding voice and I don't like it no no no you see listen you've got to tell me anyway yeah yeah yeah

thing is I've really enjoyed working with you but some that's it I don't want

to get involved with anyone let alone someone I really like nope it's not that it's like you like me

I don't want this conversation no the reason I know so much about Griffins is

it's good you have too much free time yes and no you see I am pair bonded to a

Griffin oh right you're what see all my

life that's the reason why I've been like obsessed why I know so much about Griffins you see it's because I am pair

bonded to a real living no way doctor's

orders it's my nerves when I thought I was going mad and you know I didn't but no thought that person wasn't real I don't

need these major now I know that Grimm's real I'm not mad did you want water it

because I think you really need them and I need you saying for creatures presentation [ __ ] when did d*ck

suddenly become known as Richard well I thought he was barmy he was a d*ck now

your rival I think I'll call him Richard of course issues you think I'm vulgar to sh**ting some bonkers look listen I can

prove to you that the Griffon is real warning prove it

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I didn't know you smoked

well I quit but well I've been so strange I needed it well would you please not smoke in my presence can't

bear being surrounded by smoke or we're outdoors

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so he's up there in your flat hissing yeah and he's real yeah

so when I prove to you is not real and the earth gets a friend who thinks oh you can see six-foot turkeys you don't

get upset [Music]

listen it's Rich's presentation here about more on the last thing I need is

you to run onstage naked covered in feathers with a bit claiming you're king of the egg-layers Wow we don't have

ruined biggest nightmare doing

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which room what's he doing back there she hit me I

hit him you hit him it was self-defense defense don't you mean as*ault why did

you hit him it was a reaction I mean how many times do you come across a living breathing creature that's not supposed

to exist I thought it's gonna eat my face off or something so so I'm guessing

the story you have to tell is a long one [Music]

you know with group we could be rich or famous hmm to bring him on at the

presentation would be amazing something but

well why does me sit so quickly well why do I want to be famous

once the world finds out about him I mean come on they'll run experiments and

stuff I mean okay I'll be rich I'll be famous I'll have thousands of beautiful women

chasing after me that sounds fantastic

doesn't matter end of the day I have enough trouble with the reality let alone fantasy where

you just confirmed what I've always thought about you that is this much is

true I've seen what yeah I'll get you a cab I

could just go to see me too

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morning Oh grim something Horrible's

just happens huzi Pippa she kissed me who what all

about that this couldn't wait until

after you cleaned your teeth I wasn't given the chance you just kissed me what

did her breath smell like I don't know I was in shock good morning my dear I hope I'm getting to get the morning

kiss as well coffee

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yeah here we go all right Dan you got

excellent right there I'll see you both in the morning okay thanks Shawn I

always kind of drink Vince you could do

were taking a break I can always put barber into a nursing home you'll just be for a week no no way to

cope we all need to take some time out Vince I know her tough problem can be

what do you know about it I'm sorry I

know it'll be tough it would only be for a week think about

it don't think about it I'll see you

tomorrow oh hey Claude please just shut up the

vibe man [Music]

see through my eyes why didn't I see

this coming I should have seen the signs why didn't he even ask for my help

he thought he could deal with him Barbara was his beloved wife he just

couldn't fully accept her illness before he realized that he had lost control my

job's worthless all I seem to do is prolong people's pain you can't really think like that run you can't forget

that no matter how people are changed by illness or disability they are all entitled to a good life even when it

seems that they serve no real purpose in life anymore it's the memory of who they

were and what they have done in the past that truly matters and that is why you are here when no one else cares it's you

that walks into their lives and A*DS them in having the best quality of life

that they can have before they move on and that's what it's truly about the

people you care for have fought in the Second World w*r they have brought new life into the world with their children

and they all deserve to die with dignity die that's your job Ryan to care until

they are ready to pass into the next

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Jim look Ian Graham look at him

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suffering that little bit more bearable than than finally giving him the comfort and strength to pass on without fear

I never realized you're always looking for more in your life Ryan and you just

don't realize that you have everything I do well you did a wife and a child who

both love you very much and you threw it away now they have moved on and found happiness again and

that leaves you lost and unfulfilled still looking for yourself I guess what

I want just doesn't exist it does and you had it just couldn't see it I can't

go back I mean Maggie and marvelous you must

have moved on by now I know I know I know but now you have another chance of

having it all again you just stop looking

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you're early only by about 10 minutes what time is it anyway last about ten to

nine papers here what oh bugger Ryan get

you here quick hello ah yes hi hi hey I find that who's that d*ck

Richard and she's my AM sisters cousins brothers something rather I'm going to

be the future mrs. axis oh bugger look Ryan getting there now listen

sweetheart I want you to pretend that you're with him the lady he was about to knock on the door is his wife and he's

trying to make her jealous oh yes cool now stop pretending for your

own good run ah pepper morning as always

I see where's Ryan yes oh let's just run

William yeah he stayed overnight yes he had too much to drink and I lent him my

bed and I took the sofa oh I'll just see if he's ready I can explain can you Ryan

can you wait love is such a rocky road

get off me oh that's all the best you can do

you did jolly well I didn't know you

were married we're finished darling you go make me some breakfast no problem so what was

all that Oh what d*ck my name is Richard and I want to know what's going on

between you and Pippa I mean I didn't know she was gonna get upset about seeing you with another woman listen

your business none of my business a Pippa is mine do you understand now you

just forget her do I make myself clear but what about her what about the future mrs. outlast oh she's just a kid she

doesn't realize it's a little bit of fun look Pippa wants me well she will do when I'm back on top and she's made it

in America so you can just forget about us I mean you live in a completely different world from me and Pippa you're

an outsider so sod off before you spoil my breakfast d*ke get me my crunchy nut

cornflakes now she thinks he's sleep

around cool yeah it's like d*ck said I'm

just a visitor I don't belong in their world it's just that what was happening during

Pippa and me it's just not fair

it's like someone's dangling a carriage in front of my face and they're saying

good woman be happy yeah be happy and then they just whip it away

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if I were here nothing you know I swore to myself when I left and Maggie I'd

never put myself in this position again wish I could be in this position just

once god I never had any luck would go this is where I've got budgies oh jeez I

want to call pepper [Music]

are you gonna say to her I'm gonna tell her I love her we love her who's it that you did no way

didn't we did that come from she's not in she's at dicks

what well she's gonna be that whole thing with his girl it was a setup go on you can't be sure that what were you doing going round there we're going

round there [Music]

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typical you know he's gonna tell me exactly what she wants to hear he can't be sure that he's a guy who's got the

hots for a girl he'll say anything to get her into bed you just being paranoid it's like he said she was in love with

him once now it's just business [Music]

they were putting some music on the background fill in the space you know they talk he's just consoling her which

is a good thing right means she's probably stealing up with you [Music]

well yeah typical right I'm going round

that typical ah just ah God I'm fed up

of coming last that's not true Ryan not true what have I got what have I got

and what's d*ck got hmm what's he got you play by the rules and you end up

with nothing well there's only one thing I can do now

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yeah

unbelievable yeah it is in there right listen we stay here you take the pictures okay what

what what you sure you're doing the right thing no it's not the right thing well what I

got left I lost pepper maybe we'll go for the money

[Music] amazing so why are you bringing me this

now I'm not gonna be left out in the cold d*ck not after the presentation and

not after you get your new show I want a piece of the action I see so you're not

as dumb as I first thought you were I want to meet him why well this is obviously the act of a

desperate man I mean you've seen what you could have and now you want more for all I know you could be just expanding

your usefulness I mean I don't want to have to Harold the discovery of a new species and then find out it's a load of

old cobblers just Pippa know about this no where is Peter anyway running around

of making sure the presentation goes well I hope yeah she's lent me her car minds of the mechanics

[Music] it was repossessed the day before yesterday Thank You d*ke now sod off

you show me the Griffin and you're in [Music]

this better be good what then

god this is amazing can you control it we're pair-bonding

something like that whatever right this is great now don't tell anyone will do

the presentation as planned and then reveal my new discovery at the end of it yes

I'm gonna be on the cover of every national newspaper in the world by this time tomorrow Richard Atlas will be

global

sorry about surprising you grim but I think we should do this we what am I

going to get out of this well everything you ever wanted so will I do you actually know what I

want I don't know to be happy like the rest of us look I know it's not perfect

but guess what life isn't I'd rather forget all this TV rubbish and just be with pepper and

emigrate to some quiet part of the world yeah so we can all be happy sounds a

nice rhyme and I would like that but there is something they want more what

that they don't say a girlfriend I think we have a little difficulty with that

one Ryan I've walked the earth for more time

than I care to remember I've seen and experienced things no one would believe but they have been empty experiences

because I've had no one to share them with in retrospect your family has surrounded me all my

life but I would never reveal myself until the time was right that time is now I meant to help him find your way

and get the happiness you want but what about Pippa what about her she's gone

she chose d*ck over me that's it is finished look this is the only form of

happiness I'm ever gonna get and you're gonna help me get it this isn't the way

it doesn't feel right Ryan I knew you're the one but not like this not this way

if we go down this path it will be false happiness and fate will not unfold as it

should and if that's the case I will never get what I truly want and that is

to be truly happy myself you and I have travelled the same journey Ryan it's

just mine took a little longer than yours what do you try a sacrum follow your heart Ryan ones first

instincts are normally the right one don't fall into the trap of second-guessing yourself and becoming

disillusioned follow your heart I've tried that Grimm it doesn't work it's

time to play it safe and a little bit underhanded I mean come on let's face it

the fairy tale ending it just doesn't exist does it it's time to take the

money and run only if you truly believe that Ryan if you really feel that this is the best

it's going to get then maybe you should take it what did you say oh nothing much

just contemplating another eternity right then well I'm not fussed about the

fame but yeah the money's gonna help isn't it all right then you better tell

me what he wants me to do so where are

we holding our blessed event here here yep we've run out of cash we can't even

afford a cardboard box on the a27 I'll try calling in a few favors but as soon

as I mentioned your name they all said no even the mice phone the cardboard box Oh however don't worry tomorrow

afternoon some of the most influential heads of programming in the entire country will walk through that door they

will be wined and dined by dike and dazzled by you and Ryan marvelous

oh yes and there you go this a deal's a

deal it's your plane ticket and I've already set you up an interview I think it'll be

a dead sir I've told the guy all about you and I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't offer you the job as soon as you walk through the door thank you Richard

yeah Pepa

I do love you you know I always have IRA

can you serve that to all the girls true but I only said it to them because they

had money you didn't

have you got your speech worked out speech Oh should I live you got to say

something is your Griffin mmm you were going like that you eating again well

there's food at the presentation but I'm not allowed in remember ladies and gentlemen this way please

ah Ryan have you all set yep good and what about our special guest is he ready

for his grand entrance yeah we got everything arranged

oh she's gone gone gone where well I made that call to America for and they

said they were quite interested so she's taking the next flight what about the presentation what about the show well

she's done her job I mean I thought I might need her to clinch the deal but now that I've got you in the griffon

well I don't need it what flights young when's she leaving well my man in America said he wanted to

see her as ASAP so I think she's taking the next flight but she can't she can

and she will I mean I think our flight leaves in about 10 minutes oh I don't believe this oh come on Ryan

I mean there's plenty more fish in the sea she wasn't for you anyway she was a career woman either way mean older back

look just think about yourself and concentrate on your own future I mean he wasn't as though you were in love with

her oh well chin up old boy I mean laughs frightfully overrated IV just

think about it some ghastly disease you know like a rotten apple come on we're

on in five is wrong with you no no he

doesn't want to talk to you now he's a bit miffed about something I don't know what huh yes yes well I can't hang

around I've got to talk to some TV moguls all right darling all right yes

yes have a good flight yeah bye sweetie d*ck wait come on come on we're on in

five ladies and gentlemen mr. Richard

Atlas thank you hello and thank you for

coming now as you know this isn't the usual way one attempts to sell an idea

for a new television show but when you found something special something unique

one has to present it in a very special way but I am not the one to tell you

about this no please let me introduce you to my new right-hand man mr. Ryan

Benton right hello everyone we have a

very special treat for you this afternoon actually it's a discovery it's a

discovery of such magnitude that it will change the way you view myths and

legends I have found something rather wonderful and it's shown me how to view

the world in a different light it shows me how beautiful the place can be even though we're still surrounded by

ugliness I have discovered something very beautiful

and if I don't go now a loser I've gotta go

agar oh I've got to go you think you're

doing get in that kitchen where the hell

do you think you're going I'm gonna get Pippa oh no you don't you got a job to do you've got to put me back on the map

anyway if I can't have Pippin no one elsewhere especially you you plan this

you've been stopping people in Iceland oh stop whinging after this you can have any woman you want I don't want any

other woman I want bigger all right go and see if I care I've still got the

Griffin no you haven't do you think Grimm wanted to do this how long has it been hiding from people hmm I'll just go

tell them to hide again now hang on a minute no you listen d*ck just consider yourself lucky that I'm too frightened

and intimidated by you otherwise I'd punch you in the face yeah

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Grenn how about we skip the fame and fortune and we'll go get the girl now you're talking

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so what's happening we're going to get the girl well I was hoping you'd go to

Gatwick now and go get Pippa for us I'll fight a Gatwick but it's your job to stop her I can't get the Gatwick in

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well I'm glad that's not me

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you've really gonna work in your landings buddy seems like time has

caught up with me I'm starting to feel my age you'll be all right

no I know I will I knew you were the one yeah yeah yeah look I've heard it all

before can we just go the one who helped me move on to help me complete my

destiny yeah all that destiny stuff look look we talked about it later

do you mind just making a quick hop to Gatwick so we can get paper I thought I would but it looks like bringing you

this far was all I had to do it's down to you now to get your fairytale ending

you will if you truly want I'll stop messing about grim can we

please just go I let my human partner your ancestor die

at the hands of a dragon because I was too much of a coward to protect and die

for her I'll I wasn't meant to die I was

in the dragon attacks and I've been cursed and then I could put it right Lian Yu has someone who has had so many

opportunities that having all you wanted an each time you thrown them away and now you have the chance to stop yourself

from throwing it away again this is probably your last chance because fate

has been more than patient and most with you after this time it won't come again

that's what brought you and me together to help each other you've given me my

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I've been surrounded by the world and yet so lonely until you came along and

do what you do best and that's helped people cross over to the other side feeling happy and that their lives meant

something especially when others have forgotten and that is what you are meant

to do for me my reward for helping

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excuse me Pepa you can't get on that I I'm not

gonna let you get on that plane you see I need you I need you in my life you

know the will such a hurry place but Veronica you would all just melts away you show me how wonderful the world can

be I'm not going to get on the plane you're not know why because I've

forgotten something Oh what have you forgotten you know what

was it you were saying about me all right

oh good okay you know be nice near the

words at least once you know I hate saying it cuz I'll just write it on a

post-it note and give it to you or something

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