01x05 - Episode 5

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Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Ryusakae crumbles
with just one hit.

With seven victories,
Enno has won the Sandanme division.

Enno!

He's achieved
21 consecutive victories

starting from his debut.

Hurry up and get off!

ENNO

You've just won
21 consecutive bouts. Congrats.

That's no reason to celebrate.

Oh? Why not?

It's like beating up
little elementary school children.

I'm a man who'll reach Yokozuna one day.

So you better watch out.

I'm gonna break sumo!

That dummy.

Hmm.

ENNO STEADILY ADVANCES.

HIS APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE,
AND SUMO TECHNIQUES ARE TRULY HORRID.

I HATE HOW AWFULLY TALENTED HE IS.

BUT WHY DO I FEEL...

DRAWN TO HIM?

SANCTUARY

MAKUSHITA: ENYA, ENKU, ENNO

- Me next!
- Choose me!

Takahashi, 500 shiko.

Yes, sir.

All right.

Hey!

Get in.

I can't. My legs hurt. Sorry.

Huh? Hurry up and get in, idiot!

Well, I wouldn't want to
and end up like a certain someone.

Sorry.

You little...

Wait, aren't you in the Sandanme?

I'm in...

Makushita.

MAKUSHITA: ENNO
SANDANME: ENGA

Hey, use your brain.

That's how I won 21 times in a row.

It's pointless if you don't win,
right, Oyakata?

- How dare you look down on me?
- Enga!

- Enough.
- Hey.

I'll make you my attendant
once I reach Juryo.

Look forward to it.

Maybe...

you'll wipe me.

Excuse me.

Whoo!

Oh!

Seriously?

Holy sh*t!

Hey, you shouldn't have said that.

Huh?

I don't have to listen
to someone who quit sumo.

Besides, you saw me moving up a rank.
That puts me way above you.

Yeah?

I'm gonna be a Yokozuna one day too.

Get it?

You better watch your mouth.

Understand?

They'll entertain guests
with mahjong.

Entertain them, huh?

I don't bother with that stuff.

- That's fine.
- Yeah.

Wow, seriously?

Oh, did you hear?

Shintani from
the political news department

is getting promoted to the top
with the next reshuffling.

- Really?
- Yeah.

CHANKO IZAKAYA TEPPO

Be careful. It's hot.

Here.

That kid is so damn c*ck.

Enno?

But he's backing it up with results.

The kid is good.

- Didn't you expect this?
- I wasn't expecting him to be this dumb.

But, you know...

It's Enya I'm worried about.

He finally returned to Juryo,

but hurt his knee right away
and got sent back down a division.

Hmm.

The only way it'll heal is
if you undergo surgery.

If you do that,
you won't be able to do sumo anymore.

I wish there was a way
for him to continue sumo.

Oh yes. This oxtail is wonderful.

Come on!

Nice! Okay.

- Here.
- Pass.

Hayato, pass!

- Welcome home.
- Huh.

- You're early.
- Huh.

- Dinner will be ready soon.
- Huh.

Yuwa! Your dad is home!

Hi, Dad!

Ah, close!

All right!

Enno!

- Good luck!
- Thank you!

If you have time to play around,
go do your keiko.

Shut up!

Wait, let us take a picture!

- It's Enno!
- So cool!

Your sumo is so very shameful.

What did you just say to me?

Why don't you try, old geezer?

I'll beat you up, you stupid old man!

Yeah, all right!

Can we?

Not yet!

C... Come on!

I said, "No."

And I received a ginkgo nut today.

It's for good luck.

Yuwa likes them, so he got a lot.

Can I have some sake?

But you... you have a tournament.

Yep.

Not anymore.

I feel far more relieved now.

I'm proud of you...

for everything you've done over the years.

Hmm.

What the hell is this?

What is it?

IDIOTS LIKE ENNO k*ll SUMO.

as*h*le!

Come on.

Don't worry about it so much, okay?

Let's have some drinks.

I'll go get the club soda.

Wait.

Here, use this.

And keep the change.

You seem to be doing so well.

Why's that?

No reason.

Thanks, Enno.

I'll be back soon.

GET LOST.
YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF STUPIDITY. DIE...

SERIOUSLY, DIE... YOU'RE A NOBODY
YOU'RE SO c*ck, ENNO.

Damn it!

ENNO f*ck YOU I HOPE YOU DIE,
UGLY GORILLA. f*ck YOU.

NANA KOGA

Yeah?

Enno?

It's Murata!

Want to come out for some drinks?

There's something
I want to talk to you about.

Isn't this amazing?

Yeah.

Pour the drinks for us.

Yes, sir.

Champagne anyone?

- Please.
- Here you go.

- Here you are.
- Here.

- Thank you.
- Sure thing.

- One more.
- Yes, sir.

Here you are.

Enno, here.

Uh, so, I wanted to talk to you.

I'm thinking about becoming your patron.

What do you think?

Are you serious?

I mean, it's pretty cool backing a sumo.

I'd just provide you money sometimes.

Well...

No?

- All right.
- Then it's decided.

I'll support you.

- Oh my God, he's here!
- Hello!

Hey, it's this way!

Hey, you girls are late!

- A real sumo wrestler.
- Oh my God, he's here!

- Oh my goodness!
- You are so cute!

Hey, Enno. Enno!

Let's go. Show them
what you're made of!

You want to see, right?
You want to see? You want?

Come on.
Show them what it takes to be a sumo.

- Come on!
- Eat up!

- Eat up!
- There you go!

Do it!

- Oh!
- Really?

Oh!

Yeah! Yeah! Oh, nice!

Here's your tip!

Whoo!

Let's get drunk tonight!

Yeah!

You'll feel like you're riding on a horse
across the prairie land. It's amazing!

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It's really like a horse.

I feel it working
the muscles in my stomach,

my back, and my inner thighs.

I could even do this while watching TV.

It's too erotic.

Excuse me.

Yeah? What is it?

Thank you for your hard work.

Oyakata.

We should talk.

It's incredible! It works!

Are you sure?

Yes.

I see.

I understand.

Hey, hey.

Are you all right, Enno?

I'll go buy some water.

Retire?

Yeah.

Have you told anyone?

He doesn't want me to.

How will he feel getting into the dohyo?

A TENACIOUS MAN, ENYA.
WINNING, FALLING, AND RISING UP AGAIN.

Did you hear?

Shintani from
the political news department

is getting promoted to the top
at the next reshuffling.

What? Really?

Yeah, his wife is
the daughter of an executive.

- Seriously?
- It's set in stone.

Ah...

Come here.

Yes, sir.

Me next!

Ugh, really? Not now.
I drank too much sake.

Get in!

Me next! Me next! Me! Me next!

Me next!

- Me next!
- Again!

ENSHO STABLE

Thanks for your hard work.

Why'd you go and choose Enno?

I wanted...

to be just like you.

That's why I got into sumo
and pushed myself.

I wanted to be your successor.

I wanted your acceptance!

But still...

Enno was your real choice!

Why'd you choose him over me?

Because he is better.

Simple as that.

By the way...

what you're doing is wrong.

If something's on your mind...

express it in the dohyo.

ENNO f*ck YOU I HOPE YOU DIE,
UGLY GORILLA.

The meeting to decide
the Makushita division bouts

will begin now.

Understood.

Kentsukasa.

Shishinobori.

Kentsukasa versus Shishinobori.

- Yes.
- Hanesiro.

HANESIRO

Momokaizan.

MOMOKAIZAN

Agree.

- Momokaizan.
- Agree.

- Hmm.
- Enya.

The first day we will put Enya
up against Sanja of the Jakuzure Stable.

- Agree.
- No.

Enya will go...

right here.

SHIZUUCHI

Thank you.

Again!

Yes.

SHIZUUCHI

- No good.
- Sir.

Hey!

Mother...

What kind of sumo is that?

sh*t!

Hey, why are you so worked up?

It's just sumo.

Huh?

What did you say to me? Huh?

Afraid of Shizuuchi, huh?

- Are you all right?
- Are you okay?

Shimizu, get the car!
We're going to the hospital.

Yes, sir.

- Ready?
- Together!

Slowly. Easy.

Yes. Okay, you're good.

Sorry to keep you waiting.
Excuse me.

Hey.

Oze.

This isn't on you.

It wasn't my fault.

Hey, he even said
that it wasn't on me before he left.

Right? He said it, right?

Huh?

What's with those faces?

- It wasn't my fault.
- Ah! Damn you!

It's all your fault!

It's your fault!

It's all... It's all...

...your fault!

Your...

It's your fault!

Ah!

It's your fault!

Stop it!

Hey, doc.

Give me something...

to stop the pain, please.

Everything you have.

How can you ask me to do that?

Doc, please.

Doc, please!

It's my last chance!

Please let me compete.

Let me get in the dohyo.

Please! I beg you!

Please...

Please...

Please...

Please.

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Match over.

ENYA, SHIZUUCHI

So he's not withdrawing from the bout.

In the dohyo is Iwaseyama
of the Iwanoumi Stable

and Torahira of the Koku Stable.

Iwaseyama, who has
a background in student sumo,

excels in pushing techniques.

Time is up.

That's you.

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

- Huh?
- Enno!

- Enno wins by tsuki-otoshi.
- What exactly are you doing?

You got this!

MAKUSHITA, SHIZUUCHI, KOKU STABLE
MAKUSHITA, ENYA, ENSHO STABLE

Enya versus Shizuuchi!

- Excuse me.
- Oh.

Hey. Have a seat.

Why are you breathing so hard?

You really should lose some weight.

Okay.

On the other hand,

Enya has made a comeback
to the Juryo division

in the previous tournament
after sitting out for a while.

Take your positions!

Don't look away.

Never forget this.

It's time. No false starts!

The match will begin.

Hakkeyoi!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

- What a nice last bout.
- Is Enya all right?

He's unable to stand.

Who's up next?

This is worrisome.

He may have
injured his right knee again,

which has caused him problems before.

Come on, Enya!

- We love you, man!
- Nice fight, Enya!

Enya, it's okay! Keep going!

Shizuuchi!

Shizuuchi wins by sukui-nage.

- Enya!
- Enya!

You're still the best!

Enya, who has lost,

bows to the dohyo.

He leaves slowly, trying not to worsen
the condition of his right knee.

That sumo was certainly
worth seeing, don't you think, Oyakata?

That was great sumo.

As a former Komusubi,
he showed great vigor.

sh*t!

I'm fine.

He's a monster.

Rouko versus Ryusakae!

That's called littering.

Why the look?

Huh?

So lame.

I thought you were going
to break the sumo world.

You lied.

Are you going to let this stop you?

You're a man.

Stick to your damn word.

Hey, shut up, woman.

Then don't make a woman
have to say that to you, stupid man!

- That's crazy.
- What?

Hey! You're that sumo.

The problem child.

- Wow! It is you.
- Huh?

What are you doing here
with that pretty girl?

Are you two going at it after this?

You should practice like this...
dosukoi... dosukoi...

Oh! That's cold!

What the hell was that? Huh?

- Hey.
- Huh?

I'm going to post this online.

Huh?

If you don't want me to, then get lost!

What does he think he's doing?

Let's go. Come on.

Let's go home. Come on.

Let's get out of here.

You're so lame.

I'm not writing an article for you
to f*cking look like this in front of me!

Take responsibility
for what I've written so far.

Ugh.

Aren't you a man?

Do better.

Do better.

Oh.

Where were you?

Forget it.

Come.

Punch me.

Huh?

Aren't you f*cking pissed at me?
Punch me, dammit!

Why? To make yourself feel better?

NATIONAL ARENA

Inushima! That b*stard!

Here, it's here.
This one, this one!

- Oh, totally.
- It certainly is.

- Wish I could see it live.
- Yeah.

Hey, he's coming.

I feel bad for you.

Hey, good job up until now.

KOKU STABLE

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

You're Shizuuchi, right?

Could you give me a little of your time?

I wanted to ask you about your mom.

DID BOY X k*ll
HIS MOTHER AND BROTHER?

That young boy is you, right?

I also visited the shrine.

I went and talked to the chief priest,

but he said he didn't know anything.

Didn't you k*ll the two of 'em right here?
Correct?

Your mother and baby brother.

It's not like I want to tell the public
about what happened.

I have a favor.

Just a simple favor.

You've got a match
coming up tomorrow with Enno.

You should... just lose for me.

Can't sleep?

I just need a smoke.

What is it?

I may never be able to stand in the dohyo...

but you sure can.

You suck at it.

This is how you do shiko.

Why are you so childish?

Yeah.

Maybe.

Drama queen.

Where is my intro?

Oh.

Takishishi's second win in a row.

Come on!

Takishishi wins by yorikiri.

At first, it seemed as if Okuma
had made the step forward.

Okay, one more!

All right, okay!

Hey, Two-face!

Watch yourself.

ENNO, SHIZUUCHI

Go and win, idiot.

Shikafune versus...

- Coming in.
- Come on, come on! Sit!

Why are you always so late coming in?

Hurry and sit down.
Stop breathing like that.

...are two wrestlers
with winning streaks eager for battle.

Shizuuchi with 29 wins,
and Enno with 22 wins

wait for the time to come.

Enno versus...

Shizuuchi!

It's time. No false starts!

You should... just lose for me.

Hakkeyoi!

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