01x03 - Episode 3

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KOKU STABLE

So incredible.

Against Komatora,

who could be in the three highest ranks
of the Makuuchi division.

I didn't teach him anything.

Really?

Huh?

His left hand...

Wait, isn't Shizuuchi, uh, left-handed?

- Correct, yes?
- Yes.

Is he injured?

No.
I told him not to use his left hand

so he doesn't injure Komatora.

That's right.

He's a true monster.

SANCTUARY

Enya's certainly in the fighting spirit,

with the tournament coming, huh?

Of course he is.

I'd k*ll him if he wasn't.

I hope he gets back
into the Makuuchi division.

And, uh, the problem child
is the one in the Jonidan division.

JONIDAN OZE

Oze...

Oze!

Again.

Try harder.

Now again.

Try harder.

Oze, again!

Why can't I f*cking win!

Shiko, you need to do it more.

Shiko is pointless now.
You can only do so much of it.

Your sumo is like...

...like a single dot.

What?

Shiko will help
you connect the dots.

You're crazy.

Okay, one more time.

Shiko...

You have to lift higher.

Open your toes...

What is it?

Hmm.

Do you like sumo now?

No, I don't.

But I will...

make the article a great one.

So you can return to political news?

Hmm. Of course.

Shintani, can I talk to you a sec?

It has to do with
the general election article.

So, I was wondering if you could tell me
how this graph works.

Why is it...

She pressed that politician too hard.

Yet she completely blames us
for the transfer?

Or is she...

actually mad about something else?

Hmm?

Dude, do you live here?

Hey, Two-face.

What is wrong with you?

You like cherry blossoms?

They're not in bloom just yet.

Here.

Don't you smoke?

Give it another!

Another puff!

Excuse me.

Could you give this
to Engaku for me, please?

TO ENGAKU

ENGAKU, I LOVE YOU.
I'D DIE FOR YOU. KOTA AIDA.

Creepy!

INCOMING

Who is it?

Uh, Kiyoshi?

What?

Come on.
I'm your mother. You love me.

Whose number is this?

I had to change
my phone number recently.

Why? Because of another guy?

What's with that tone of voice?

I'm hanging up.

Hey, hey, you got paid, right?

Yeah, so?

You know, your father's bill
is due real soon.

How much?

Wire 500,000 yen for now.

I'll call you if it's not enough.

Okay, bye.

Hey, stop that now. Stop.

You're making me want you.

He'll pay. He loves him too much.

Right?

He just loves his daddy, doesn't he?

Yeah... harder...

Stupid b*tch.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Don't worry about it.

You can talk to me anytime.
You know that.

Five hundred thousand yen...
What do I do?

What? What is it?

Uh, nothing.

Hey...

I have a mission for you.

How about seconds?

What the heck? You're creeping me out.

Oh, you!

- You're totally stiff around here.
- Yeah. I've been lifting too many weights.

Yeah. Holy crap.
This area is way too tight.

That's good.

- Oh yeah!
- Hell, you're super stiff here.

Take it! Take it! Hurry!

Huh?

Hmm?

Ow! Ow!

Huh?

What? Huh?

Huh?

- Five thousand yen a picture?
- Works for me.

Ah, good.

Oh, and, uh...

- I have something a lot better than that.
- Huh?

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

No, no!

Ah!

Do you want it?

Uh, yeah. I'll pay you 50,000.

- See you.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait!

What's up?

Uh, 100,000 yen?

Five hundred thousand yen.

- Five hundred? I'll take it.
- Awesome.

Welcome.

KOUJI OZE

TO: KOUJI OZE
FROM: KIYOSHI OZE

Insert the cash
and press the "count" button.

500,000 YEN

Once you've confirmed the amount,

please press the "confirm" button.

Hey.

Kiyopoyo,
do you want to go out to eat?

Once you've confirmed the amount...

- Eat what?
- ...please press the "confirm" button.

How about sushi?
I know this great sushi place.

Once you've confirmed the amount,

please press the "confirm" button.

All right.

CANCEL

Where are you now?

Okay. In that case,
just head there directly.

CHANKO IZAKAYA TEPPO

RETIRED JULY 1990.
OICHO TOPKNOT, ENRIKI

It's been a while
since we had a drink together.

Thanks for treating me.

I've noticed...

you've been giving Oze too much attention.

Uh, yeah.

I wouldn't say that's true.

You sure?

Well, regardless,

I want you to put more weight
on Enku's keiko.

He joined our stable
wanting to be like you.

He'll do hours of shiko
just because you tell him to.

Even if he pisses himself.

You come off

as a bit cold towards him.

Now is the time

for him to quit chasing me

and to come up with his own sumo.

I see.

Mmm, good.

- Good!
- It's really good.

Twenty tuna, please.

Yes, sir.

Are you sure?
It's expensive here, you know.

Ugh, don't worry about it.

It's expensive, but the taste is average.

Huh? Really?

You can tell by this if it's good or not.

You sure know a lot.

Do you know a place
with good pickled ginger?

I do.

The whole place was delicious.

Really? Where is it?

The restaurant...

is no longer around.

I'm stuffed.

- That was delicious.
- Yeah.

Hey, man. Take a look. Aren't these cute?

Look. We have more over there. Come.

Please look. Please take a look. Look.

Come on. They're really cute.

- Take a look.
- Good evening, sir!

Yeah, right here.

- We're both students...
- That's right.

...here from Turkey.

- Help us by buying some.
- How about this one?

It helps us.

Power stones. Made by hand.

- It's only 13,000 yen.
- Isn't it cheap?

All your dreams will come true.

All your dreams.

No, they won't, moron.

- Hey, wait up!
- Go back to your country.

- Isn't this cute, yeah?
- Wait, wait!

- The colors on this one are so cute.
- They suit you. So cute.

- We have many different kinds.
- We have green and...

I'll buy it.

Which one?

Hey, look, look, look!

This one.

- Wait up!
- Wait!

- Thank you!
- Hey, wait!

Why don't we take... take a picture?

- Gorgeous!
- Okay.

Yeah, one more time!

- Whoo!
- Come on! Gorgeous!

- Yeah! Look at the camera.
- Thank you, my friend!

The tournament is soon, yeah?

Yeah.

I'll be cheering for you.

I've got this.

See you then.

Oh, wait, let me pay.

What's the matter?

Gorgeous!

Kiyopoyo?

Damn!

f*ck!

Give it back!

Keep doing your sumo
so you can afford this.

Who is it?

What is it?

KOTA AIDA@ENGAKU'S BIGGEST FAN.
THANK YOU, GOD. OMG HE'S SO SEXY.

I know that it was you.

You don't know that.

Based on what...

Your face says it all.

Hey!

Piece of sh*t.

If you're gonna take pictures...

make 'em look way cooler!

Okay.

I just wired 250,000 yen.
That's all the money I had for him.

You figure out how to get the rest.

Me?

That was all my savings.

If you use it, I'll k*ll you.

Don't say such a thing.
Of course I won't use it.

How's Dad?

He's still the same.
His recovery is going to take a while.

Kiyoshi, you've got to keep doing sumo
to pay the bills.

Sumo is like... like a single dot.

Dot...

Dot...

Dot...

Again.

Dot...

- Like this.
- Yes, sir.

SHIKO

SUMO LINGO - SHIKO

WHAT'S SHIKO - WORD HELP

- SUMO TRIVIA
- WHAT IS SHIKO?

- FOUNDATION OF SUMO
- YOKOZUNA SPEND 4 HOURS A DAY ON SHIKO

SHIKO IS ESSENTIAL TO SUMO

SHINTANI
INCOMING CALL

Uh, hello?

Oh...

What do you mean, "Oh"?

I didn't think you'd pick up.

Why would you think that?

Uh...

So how is sumo? It must be tough for you.

Well, it's easier
than covering political news.

Ah, I see.

Why'd you call?

Huh?

Oh, yeah...

We should... We should talk.

How about dinner sometime?

It's always the same story.

You're the one that gave me permission
to write the article on ill*gal donations.

You're the one who got rid of me

the moment you felt pressure
from the higher-ups,

even though you gave me permission.

That's all.

I'll be back.
I'm definitely going to be back real soon.

But why?

Going back to where you are

is my idea of taking revenge.

Let's talk sometime, okay?

Okay?

The baby...

It's cute?

You had a child, right?

Is it cute?

Let's just meet up
and talk, okay?

I don't really care about that.

The baby...

Is it cute?

f*ck you.

- Do you really think that?
- I'm sorry.

- Also, about the entrance...
- Yes.

I'M FREE. CAN YOU COME?

HELLO? WHY WON'T YOU RESPOND?

HOW ARE YOU?
KIYOPOYO! I MISS YOU.

NANAPOYO
INCOMING CALL

Dot...

Dot...

Dot...

Dot...

I don't ever want my life
to be like yours.

So be it. That's fine, son.

Dot...

Dot...

Dot...

Shiko will help you connect...

the dots.

Damn it.

Damn it!

He's changed.

What is it?

- Now me!
- Me! Me! Me! Me!

- Enga! Enga!
- Please! Please! Choose me!

- Me! Me!
- Choose me!

- Me! Me! Me!
- Choose me!

- Enga, let him go for it.
- Choose me!

Fine.

Dot...

Dot...

Dot...

Yeah.

So, what do you think? Isn't sumo fun?

Sure. It's whatever.

I came up with a shikona for you.

It's fine. Don't worry about it.
I've already thought of one.

Huh?

Call me "The King."

- Cool, right?
- Shut up.

Huh?

Here it is.

"Saruzakura"?

That's lame!

"Enno," dumbass!

"Enno..."

Go make the cherry blossom bloom, Enno.

Yeah, that's, uh, pretty lame too.

CLEAN UP OR DON'T EAT.
NO WARNINGS.

ENNO

FOR ENSHO STABLE

FOR UMAYAMA STABLE
FOR INUSHIMA STABLE

FOR RYUKI-ZEKI
FOR RYOGOKU STABLE

MAY TOURNAMENT
DAY ONE

So many people here, huh?

Shizuuchi, good luck!

- Good luck, Shizuuchi!
- Good luck!

- Good luck!
- Shizuuchi, good luck!

To be that popular in Sandanme
is absolutely crazy, huh?

Good luck, Shizuuchi.

- Hey, Two-face!
- Good luck.

Don't get c*ck!

Uh, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

Welcome, one and all,
to today's sumo wrestling!

It's an absolute pleasure
to be here with all of you today.

We have an outstanding lineup
that'll keep you on the edge of your seat.

The level of competition that we have
for you today is simply outstanding!

You don't have time to sleep.
Our match is coming up soon.

No, no, no, not here. No! Uh...

Uh, no, not here.

You can't smoke here, okay?
You can't smoke here!

...with each passing moment.

Shimizu.

Huh, why?

It's been a long time.

I'm sorry for the trouble
I caused back then.

Why are you here?

Uh, actually...

I went back to my hometown after that.

But then Okami-san came to see me.

I thought you liked sumo.

I do.

How about becoming an usher then?

If you know exactly where you want to be,

it doesn't matter how you're there.

As long as you're there.

And so...

I was able to stay as a yobidashi
and member of the Ensho Stable.

So? Have you gotten stronger?

Huh?

I've always been unbeatable!

This is where your road
to Yokozuna begins.

You shouldn't act so arrogant
after running away.

Hmm.

Hey, help me with the mawashi.

Okay!

The winning skill
from the previous match

was corrected to tsuki-otoshi,
ex*cuted by Okuzakura.

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

- Who's that?
- I don't know.

She's with Tokitsu.

Enno versus Kirinmai.

Uh, let's see. Where is he?

Um, Enno... Enno...

Enno...

Where... Where is he?

Oh, here!

ENNO

Hmm.

That's it?

For the East side, Takaryo.

Hailing from Iwakuni City, Yamaguchi.
Wrestling for the Kamitaka Stable...

Okay...

Hey, where's your bow at?

...from Kamakura City, Kanagawa.
Wrestling for the Kirin Stable.

No false starts!

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Match over!

Takaryo!

Takaryo wins by tsuki-dashi.

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Match over!

You suck!

Do not laugh!

Rouki!

Rouki wins by yorikiri.

Takekawa starts
the tournament with a loss.

JONIDAN DIVISION, ENNO

JONIDAN DIVISION, INOKOSHI

Inokoshi versus Enno!

For the East side, Inokoshi.

Hailing from Mito City, Ibaragi.
Wrestling for the Inoyama Stable.

For the West side, Enno.

Hailing from Moji, Kita-Kyushu City.
Wrestling for the Ensho Stable.

In the dohyo is Inokoshi
from the Inoyama Stable.

Take your positions.

Stand back!

There's no way
you can beat me right now, chump.

You better think twice, fatty.

Watch your manners in the dohyo.

Ah, Ensho's problem child...

No false starts!

Hands on the ground.

Hands on the ground.

No false starts.

Hands on the ground.

Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

All right!

Such behavior
is inappropriate in the dohyo.

This is unacceptable.

The referee and judges
should give him a warning.

- Right, this is too...
- Enno!

- Enno wins by uwate-dashinage.
- Thank you all so much!

What's with that attitude?

Hey, I was just trying to be polite.

What stable are you?

The Ensho Stable.

Ensho Stable?

f*cking idiot.

Going into the dohyo
are Kenchozan of the Inushima Stable

and Toramasu of the Koku Stable.

Yeah!

Mmm!

Kenchozan versus...

- ...Toramasu!
- You idiot, I'll k*ll you.

Huh?

Can you not tell right from wrong?

I get it! I get it!

For the West side, Toramasu...

Wrestling for the Koku stable.

Congratulations on your first win here.

I'm not happy. Shut up.

Ow! Ah!

Shizuuchi!

Bagou versus Shizuuchi.

For the East side, Bagou.

Hailing from Naha City, Okinawa.
Wrestling for the Umayama Stable.

For the West side, Shizuuchi.

Hailing from Rausu town, Hokkaido.
Wrestling for the Koku Stable.

And now, the Sandanme...

It's time. No false starts.

Hakkeyoi!

Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!

Shizuuchi!

Shizuuchi wins by tokkuri-nage.

as*h*le.

ENSHO STABLE

ENSHO STABLE

RESIGNATION LETTER.
I RESIGN FOR PERSONAL REASONS ON...

That brat you call Enno...

Make him resign now.

ALL CHARACTERS, PLACES,
AND ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTITIOUS