Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Selftape". Aired: 4 April 2023.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Sisters Joana and Mireia, teen stars of the hit series Polseres vermelles, met success and fame at a very young age.

01x04 - Episode 4

Post by bunniefuu »

Come on.

-OK.
-Come on. Three, two, one, action.

Go from a close up to a general shot.

We'll edit it later.
Let's do it together.

-No.
-No.

Out the way.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hi.

Hi. My name's Mireia.

I'm 18 years old.

And I'm 20 years old.

I'm 21 years old.

I'm 22.

I'm 23 years old.

I'm 24 years old.

I'm 24.

I'm 27 years old.

Let's go.

I'm going back 10 years
in my fight for rights...

Do that again...

From the top.

Damn it!

I mean... I mean...
No! Joana!

No, you can't do that.
Give me a break!

-Mireia, please! You're a mess.
-I didn't laugh!

But you're a mess!
Come on!

Unbelievable! Seriously!

-If I stay here...
-Back and forth...

If I just stay here...

You can move back a bit, but...

Stop saying that.

Mireia, honestly!
You don't have a clue how this works.

What do you mean I don't have a clue?

Mireia, the battery's about to die.

-Well, that's not good.
-I know.

Because I have to take
the camera with me when I go.

Then how am I supposed to film?

No...

You're a disaster!

Can you see this pimple?

Let me see.

A little.

Swipe up on the screen
to make it brighter.

-Would you tell me?
-What?

-If you weren't OK.
-Of course I would.

-Why wouldn't I tell you?
-I don't know.

Sort your hair out a little.

Pull your top up.

Sorry, my sister's just coaching me
a bit for my selftape.

She says she's not an actor anymore,
but she's the best actor ever.

Hi, I'm Mireia's sister
and yes, I'm in my pajamas, look.

I don't want to do a selftape
because I'm sick of

-doing selftapes.
-Same.

-Yesterday I left my agent, so...
-What?

-No more selftapes.
-What have you done?

-Yeah, I left Ana. Can you start?
-But wait... Why?

Why are you surprised?
You told me to quit.

We were fighting.

We were fighting.
I wasn't serious.

You can't leave your agent.

It's fine.

-Come on.
-No, wait. What are you going to do?

-Well?
-I'll figure it out.

-Do you want my help or not?
-This is a mistake.

Look, I'm really sweaty.

Let me know when you're ready.

You don't have any work either.

So you'd better concentrate
and do a good job.

SELFTAPE
A SERIES BY JOANA & MIREIA VILAPUIG

It's not theft,

nor circulation of
an intimate or private video.

These are scenes from public movies

and the owners of the scenes
are the producers, with whom

you signed a contract
giving up the rights to your image.

Yes, for the film, not so
I could be uploaded onto a porn website.

We've sent a request...

asking them to take it down.

They're normally pretty quick.

It's still online.

Can I help you with anything else?

Excuse me.

You need to pay for the consultation.

But this is my first meeting
and it said the first one was free.

The first one you had over the phone.

Today is your second one.

I just explained my situation
over the phone, it wasn't...

That's a consultation.

Card or cash?

-Card.
-OK.

But that wasn't what it said
on your website.

140?

Yes, that's our fee.

Card rejected.

-Do you have another one?
-No, of course I don't.

OK, so cash?

No, I don't have cash either.
I don't have 140 in cash.

OK...

I'll go out and sort it out
and I'll come back and pay.

No, I can't let you leave.

I'll be right back.

How about you leave me your ID card?

Leave your ID and
pick it up when you come back.

I'll keep it safe.

-Is Rubén here yet?
-Yes.

Some coffee, or something to eat?

No, no. I'm fine.

Wait here and we'll call you
for hair and make-up.

-Can you call Rubén?
-A chair.

David, get me a chair
for the talent, please.

Can you call Rubén?

Julio, trailer three, please.

Yeah, I'll be right there.
What did you say?

-I wanted to talk to Rubén.
-One moment.

I want it known that
I can't carry on working like this.

-What do you suggest?
-A shake-up of the team.

At least my department.

Refocus,
take advantage of opportunities.

Go on.

-The important stuff. Hi, Mireia.
-Rubén.

-Hi, Mireia.
-Sorry.

-Can I have a quick word?
-Later, please.

Before hair and make-up, please.

-OK. I'll email you.
-OK.

Make sure you do!

Lupe, we'll fix it later.
I can't work like this.

What's up?

Well... It's just that, before we...

-You're needed on the other set.
-Already?

-What is it?
-Before we started, I wanted to...

-Yes?
-It was just...

-Clara.
-I wanted to...

Give me a second.

Yes? Are you OK?

It's just that...

Nothing, just...

It was just...

I have a question about scene 46.

-Can we talk before we sh**t it?
-Sure.

-No problem, OK?
-Perfect.

Ciao.

Let's go.

TO SAVE IS TO REALLY ENJOY LIFE

I wanted to transfer some money
from my savings account

to my current account.

You mean the account
you opened in 2011?

Yes, I don't have any others
besides my current account.

OK, so you have 218.47 euros.

You want to transfer it all?

-280?
-No, no, 218.

But...

-Yes?
-Yes, all of it.

I don't know much about this,
but could I get a loan,

-or something?
-Well, without a regular paycheck...

Is there anything else I could do?

-I don't know...
-Apply for an unemployment benefit.

Ah, OK.

Sorry, do you know how I can do that?

-I don't have a clue.
-Sorry, I should get back to...

-Sure.
-Anything else?

No, that's all, thanks.

Hello?

Select one of the following options.

One.

I'm receiving a benefit or subsidy
and my situation has changed.

Two.

I have ended a contract, or am unable
to access or renew a benefit or subsidy.

Select one of the following sub-options.

One.

I have ended a contract, or am unable
to access or renew a benefit or subsidy.

To hear the options again press...

There are no appointments available.

Please try again tomorrow.

I was waiting in
that sh*thole for an hour

-to be told I can't claim benefits.
-Why not?

Because they said
I'd only worked 80 days.

80 days?
But you've worked so much.

I don't know... And after
paying for that f*cking lawyer,

I've got 47 euros in my account.

-What are you going to do?
-I don't know.

sh*t, Joana.

Oh my God!

Mikel is such an idiot!

You're in the warehouse today?

-He's useless!
-Totally.

Totally!

Why don't you ask Simó for work?

No, I've messed up enough already.

Joana, do you need a job?

Yeah, I guess I'm looking.

Jesús is going on paternity leave.

They'll need someone for sure.

Give me your number
and I'll talk to Lourdes.

-Why don't you give me yours and...?
-No.

-OK, how about we...
-It's OK, Sandra.

No, really, it's no trouble
to talk to her.

-None at all.
-Maybe it's best if I do it,

so I can give her references and...

-But be quick.
-We will.

As soon as people find out...

the job will be gone!

Three more hours then home.

-Maybe see you around.
-Yes.

Don't worry,
I won't give her your number.

No, it's just...

You'll have to do something though.

You don't even need much money.
You don't pay rent.

True, but I still have expenses.

Then you need to work.

-I have those classes.
-When are they?

Next year.

What are you going to do until then?

I don't know, Gina.
I'm figuring it out.

OK?

Maybe I can ask Dad for a loan,

-do a course...
-OK, Joana, whatever you want.

-Dude!
-Gina.

You're needed on checkout 3.

Coming!

Pain in the a*s!
Here.

When do you finish?

In an hour, more or less.

Will you wait for me?

Sure, I've got nothing else to do.

Oh, shut up!

-OK, see you later.
-OK.

You're done for today.

Go to wardrobe and change.
The car will be here soon.

I'm coming with Mireia.

I'm with Mireia in the car.
Turning off my walkie-talkie.

Almost ready!

Is the address right?
Shall I drop you there?

No, no, don't drop me at home.

Then where?

I don't know, drop me downtown.
I'll find my own way.

-Everything OK?
-Yes.

OK.

My name's Or.

Nice to meet you.

Do you mind if I smoke?

No.

Can you roll me one?

You can roll, right?

Of course.

Bye, handsome!

So, how's your sister doing?

It's so crazy.

I thought it was way out of line
what they did to her.

I mean, finding a job is f*cking tough!

And to get fired
when you've just started...

That's a tough break...

Poor thing.

At least it stayed
in the family though, I guess.

I don't want to talk about it.

I mean, rather you
than some other actor, right?

She must be freaking out
about it though, it's so stupid.

Apparently that as*h*le Rubén
told her she wasn't sexy enough.

What did your sister tell you?

Stop the car, please.

-What?
-Stop the car.

Stop the car!
I want to get out.

Mireia, what the hell are you doing?

Leave me alone!

You're like 25 miles away.

I don't care! Just go!
I'd rather walk.

And you want me just to go back
to the sh**t like nothing happened?

f*ck, Mireia! Please! If a car from
production comes and sees you walking...

f*cking hell!
I'll lose my job too.

I'll say it was my fault.

-Not how it works.
-I'll walk here so they don't see me.

Where are you going?

Are you for real, Mireia?
I just asked how your sister was.

Don't talk to me about Joana!

f*ck, Mireia!
What's the problem?

Haven't you told her?
Is that why you didn't want to go home?

I don't think running away will help.

Get back in the car,
I'll drop you home

and you can tell her
what you need to tell her.

Use your head.

You won't get to Barcelona that way.

Hey! Come next Friday, 20th May.

Don't forget to bring a coat!

Hi everyone!

Presenting, Don Marco!

And here are Lupe and Marina,

our two wardrobe geniuses.
Say hi!

And over here must be my Catalina.

Joana?

How did it go?

They can't do anything.

Seriously?
I don't believe it.

-What did they...?
-I don't feel like talking.

OK.

I've been thinking about Ana...

-I don't think...
-Mireia.

I didn't ask for your opinion.

Are you OK?

I'm tired.

What did you do today?

Come on.

Make something up.

Joana, I wanted to tell you...

-How do you know? Who told you?
-Who cares, Mireia?

Is that why you came back?

-You got the part when you were in Oslo?
-No.

You sent a selftape from there?

No, I didn't send a selftape from there.

-You really screwed up.
-Let me explain.

-Where are you going?
-To Gina's.

Joana, wait.

Joana.

Stop.

Go away!

-Joana, talk to me.
-Stop it!

-Leave me alone!
-Talk to me!

Talk!

You haven't said one
f*cking sensible thing yet. Talk!

I was scared!

-What?
-OK? I was scared!

-I knew it'd hurt you.
-And?

-I was going to quit today.
-It's not that.

Then what?
What's up with you?

You're never upfront with the truth.
Never.

-And you never think about me.
-That's not true.

Of course I think about you.

I always think about you.
That's why I came back.

Why do you always
get so defensive with me?

I can't tell you things
'cos you get mad at me.

Stop saying I get mad.

Look! You are mad!

Because you f*cking lied to me again!

How do you expect me
to react if you lie to me?

f*ck!

Joana, I didn't mean it.

What?

I don't want you to quit acting.

I just said it
because we were fighting.

It just came out, but I don't...

I don't want you to quit acting,
especially not...

because of what I said.

Too late.

Seriously,
you're a much better actor than me.

Yeah, whatever.

I really think that.

You were really sh*t in that Oslo show.

You watched it?

Of course.

I don't think
it's good for us to be together.

We've been through so much and...

I always feel
so inferior compared to you.

And I feel like

you'll always be better at everything.

And I think when I'm with you,

I'm less happy.

OK.

I understand.

I'll leave.

Where are you going?

I don't know.
I'll figure something out.

Or?

Can you come pick me up?

Sure.

I read the scene
and thought of you, Joana.

-Just do it!
-No!

It's just another selftape.

I said no.

Take off your glasses.

No.

-Let your hair down.
-No!

-Joana.
-Oh, Mireia!

Let's do it together.

No! Just get out the way!

Sorry, my sister's just coaching me
a bit for my selftape.

She says she's not an actor anymore,
but she's the best actor ever.

Mireia! Hi!

I'm Mireia's sister
and yes, I'm in my pajamas.

I don't want to do a selftape
because I'm sick of

-doing selftapes.
-Same.

Yesterday I left my agent,

-so, no more selftapes.
-What? What have you done?

-It's a mistake.
-Anyway, I'm all sweaty,

so when you want to record
the selftape, let me know.

Hi, my name is Joana...