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01x04 - Fangs for the Memories

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OMG! Vampire". Aired: May 19, 2024.*
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Vampire Poom discovers a new law prohibiting gen-X vampires from falling in love in the land of vampires, leading him to flee to humans for freedom.

01x04 - Fangs for the Memories

Post by bunniefuu »

Hello sir

How can I help you, Sir?

The owner isn't here yet?

Oh

No

Patrick, he isn't here yet

Patrick?

A foreign name

which such an asian face

Oh

Hey

You don't have to call me sir

It seems too distant

Oh

Well…

Do you have anything to do with Patrick?

Oh we didn't do anything yet

like sex..

I'm only joking!

Come here

Come closer

What?!

NO

I will never do such things!

Come on, I know you know?

that you

have a crush on my friend, Jolie

If you help me with this,

I will help you with Jolie

How does it sounds?

Hmm?

I think..

Let's cheer!

Oh yes

Yes

Here. This one for you, Patrick

Thank you so much

Bottoms up!

More

Come on there's still some left

Bottoms up!!

Let's go!

Oh wow

Very good

Great job, Patrick

Again

Bottoms up

Only three more left

Oh yes

Keep going

Almost there

And the last one

Are you good hmm?

Keep going, Patrick

That is

Oh

He falls asleep already

Very good everyone

Bye bye

Well, can't help it

You were the one who rejected me

So you will have to face this

No!

Poom

Stay calm.

You've seen it before.

It's alright.

You've seen it before.

It's normal.

Poom.

It's ok.

Stay calm.

Everything is good.

Everything is fine.

Hey!

What the hell?

What?

Why so surprised?

You forgot about last night hmm?

What last night?

Do you really need me to explain it?

Hey.

I'm yours now.

I'm your responsibility.

Response how?

Accept me as waiter in your bar

and give me the red wine every 15 days.

What?

No what.

We will do it this way.

So you are now in waiter position?

Yes.

If you want to work as a waiter,

why don't you come to my shop?

Well…

Why does it have to be that bar?

Well

Let's just say I have my own reason.

What?

The hell are you doing?

I'm nitpicking.

I've heard that the bar's owner is quite handsome.

You don't have a crush on him right?

Crush what?

What are you talking about?

Poom.

Chin.

Excuse me.

Come here.

Let's go outside.

Outside what?

Hmm..I think..

There's something fishy about this.

Where are we going?

Just go outside first.

Hi-

Jolie-

What?

We didn't plan to meet today!

Come on!

Well…I couldn't wait any longer.

However,

I have to meet her today.

And oh

Don't forget

about the promise that you gave me.

Yeah yeah.

I won't forget it.

But today

you have to leave first.

Leave.

No.

Just go.

No.

Leave.

I'm not leaving!

Hey!

I won't leave!

Don't play a trick on me.

Let me tell you something.

If you don't help me today,

I will tell the truth to Patrick.

All of it!

I will.

Fine.

Ok.

This way.

It isn't that hard right?

Jolie.

Yes?

He…

Isn't here for me right?

I haven't said anything.

But yeah

He's here to see you.

He wants to talk about online selling.

Chin.

Chin!

Come here.

You two

if you have any to discuss,

just do it ok?

Discuss what?

Noo.

I just-

That's enough.

Just go already.

I'm annoyed.

Well…

This way please.

I'm not shy ok?

I squirm because

I well..I need stretching.

Hmmm…

Yeah yeah.

So believable

I believe you.

Now go.

Go.

Move aside.

Come on.

Told you.

There is

something fishy about this.

Go.

Let's go.

Poom

I think

they won't be able to speak to each other.

You may have to take them to the doctor first.

They will turn into number 8

I will take care of it.

Wait here.

Oi.

When will you guys stop squirming huh?

Just talk to each other.

What?

Squirm what?

You go somewhere else.

Oh of course.

I would definitely go.

But after you two start talking first.

You as well.

If you have something in mind, just talk to her.

Fine. I know.

There.

Finally start talking.

Hi Jolie.

I'm Chin.

Oh you already know my name?

Of course I know.

I'm a big fan.

I watch every livestream of you.

Oh right.

You're the one who ordered a lot?

Oh, you remember me as well?

Well yes.

That is me.

Thank you so much for supporting me.

You're welcome.

Oh

Jolie.

Do you recall

the last time we met what did we talk?

The last time…

Well

It was before,

You caught in the accident.

Oh…

No, I don't recall anything.

Maybe…

It's because

my brain got concussed.

Oh.

We had talked about

Soi Ju

Oh Soi Ju.

By the way,

What soi is it? Soi in Thai means alley.

You're

so good at making jokes.

And also have a sense of humor.

If we have time,

next time

I will take you to try some.

Sounds good.

Which soi?

Soi Ju?

Do you think

Jolie

like that guy?

You still have to ask?

Hmm.

Look at her.

In my opinion, maybe

it's because excitement.

Let's think is this way.

Back in the vampire land.

Have you guys experienced love?

Of course no.

Because it's against the rules.

But once you come here, in human land.

You meet your crush.

It's normal if we will feel a rush of excitement.

Things like this?

You have to wait and see in a long term.

Hmm…

True.

After what you have said, I also want to have a lover.

I want to experience how it's like when someone has a crush on you.

What should I do?

What about the person that's sitting next to you now?

What are you talking about?

You must be crazy.

We will get married soon

But you're saying that you need a lover?

It's just a face marriage. We have to go with the flow.

Yea.

Yeah? We just that yeah?

Here we go.

This is call family business now.

We outsiders shouldn't interfere.

Then…

I will go back to work.

Zen.

I think you should go talk things out with him.

Talk about what?

If you guys will marry just by paper.

I think you shouldn't do that.

You better find any excuses

And inform your parents and his parents.

That you two aren't ready.

Or you both need more time.

Or just fine any excuses or reasons.

Marriage isn't something you can take it as a joke.

I suggest you to consider it again.

Go.

Go talk with Ran.

Ok.

What happened?

His family problems.

Let him handle it himself.

What about you?

How was it going?

Oh.

What is Soi Ju?

What kind of Soi is that?

What?

Well. Chin mentioned

that he will take me to have Soi Ju.

And I said yes.

But

I just want to know

Is it a place

where humans going for a date?

No, it isn't.

Well.

Soi Ju

is raw meat

dipped in sauce.

What?

Raw meat?

Did he just ask me on a date

but for eating raw meat?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's weird.

Poom!

You how dare you.

You don't try to find a job.

You're so-

Cute.

Quite a charmer yourself hm?

What?

I think..

It's because of my beauty.

Maai.

Maai.

Maai!

W-what?

What?

I haven't finished scolding you yet-

Enough.

That's enough.

I got the job.

Really?

Yeah.

And this is?

My friend.

How?

Hey.

You don't have me as your only best friend?

Yes.

Come on.

I will tell you about this later.

Aren't you here to buy some desserts.

Ah yes.

I have to buy some for my boss.

Talk to you later.

I'll get going now.

See you later.

My name is Maai.

It's Maai. Please don't forget it.

Maai.

Maai.

So beautiful huh?

This friend of mine.

It's so difficult.

I don't know which one should I pick.

Born as a beautiful woman is so difficult.

Have a sense girl.

Sense.

What's wrong?

I asked you what's wrong.

Just forget about it.

You don't have to care.

If you don't tell,

how am I supposed to know.

We're going to get married.

But you are thinking about having a lover?

And why would you be serious about it?

It's just a fake marriage.

Fake marriage.

That's how you see it?

And why would you be this serious?

I think if you really don't feel serious about this marriage.

Then don't get married.

Hey Ran.

I'm telling the truth.

If you see it as a fake marriage then don't get married.

I feel uncomfortable having to pretend to be this fake couple.

I will call our moms.

And tell them

that we will break off the marriage.

Where are you going troublemaker?

Come here.

Come talk to me first.

Go ahead.

What?

If you have any to tell me,

tell me all of that.

All of them.

Which one do you want me to start?

Job?

Or my beautiful friend?

But I think…

It's about my friend huh?

Are you crazy?

About your work first.

Speak.

Fine.

I got the job as a waiter at the bar.

And about my friend.

She is my childhood friend.

We just met again recently.

You have a crush on her?

If you like her…

Well

It might be a bit difficult.

Because there's another person that also has a crush on my friend.

Who the hell is that person?

You don't know.

About this crush thing.

You have to try harder ok?

Keep going.

Don't worry about me.

I won't lose to that man.

At ease my friend.

Yeah yeah.

And about you.

How is it going?

About the place to stay.

Have you found it yet?

No, I haven't.

And what are you going to do?

You have to move out tomorrow.

You haven't packed anything yet.

What you gonna do?

How about this?

If you really don't have a place to stay,

you can come stay at my house first.

My room is a bit small.

But it's livable.

And about your belongings.

You can take leave it at my house first.

Ok?

I'm ok.

I will be able to find a place to stay for tonight.

And about my belongings.

I only take clothes.

And necessary stuffs.

What isn't important I will leave it here.

Up to you then.

But if you have no place to stay,

you can come live with me.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Everything is good.

It's fine.

Hey.

Will you let me start working?

Where is my uniform?

Start working what?

What?

Don't tell me that…

You won't take responsibility for me?

I'm yours now.

You have to accept me.

I'm not even sure if we really made love that night.

I was drunk and slept like a log.

Therefore,

I won't take any responsibility.

What? How?

You got me and then acted like this?

No, I can't stand it.

I'm not someone you could just hooked up with.

I was being abused.

Yeah?

Yes.

See? You kiss me back.

I'm the one who's being oppressed.

The hell? You can't be serious.

Of course I can.

Poom.

Kin.

You remember me?

I'm glad.

Yes.

Well, I

was thinking about calling you,

since the first time we met.

But

My phone broke down first

Oh I see.

Just a minute.

I will take to you later.

So where are we now?

Will you hire me as a waiter?

Do you need any drinks, Sir?

Oh.

That's a good idea.

What is the menu here?

Oh.

Our bar

will serve the drinks according to the customer moods.

May I ask what is your mood like at the moment?

My feelings…

Going to be…

Excited and happy

glad that I have met someone again.

Just a moment please.

I will serve it to you.

You.

Patrick.

So what's the conclusion?

Patrick.

Hey!

Poom.

Are you looking for a job?

If you're interested,

I have the new open company.

Your drink is here, Sir.

Thanks.

Oh

About the job, Poom.

Excuse me Sir.

I already hired Poom.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Oh another thing.

Well..

In this bar

do you have any free room for renting?

Now

I have to move out of my rental house.

So I will ask your permission to let me sleep at the bar

And about the fee.

You can deduct it from my salary.

The free room here?

Unfortunately, none are available.

Oh about that Poom. How about-

You come stay with me.

Well we have slept together before.

O-only sleeping.

Last night I was drunk.

What?

You said that we made love.

Stop that.

We did what?

Well.

You said that already

That I can stay with you.

Here.

We have Kin as a witness as well.

Once you promise

Don't break it

What if

the owner of the store breaks his words?

I definitely didn't break my word.

You can rest assured.

So

I think

I'd like to go sit at the table first.

Mr.Poom

Would you like to sit at the table together?

Sure

Good!

You told that we already hooked up.

So why are you still going out with other people?

Alright

I'll teach him a good lesson!

If I knew that Mr. Poom was looking for a job.

I'd have invited Mr. Poom to come work with me from the first day.

What a pity.

If my phone hadn't died,

we'd have talked.

Thank you very much.

Do you come here often?

Oh!

Not at all.

I just saw the review

so I came to see it.

The vibe is so good.

I think after this,

I'll have to come often.

Do you like it that much?

I like it so much.

I'm sorry.

I've to ask for my new employee first.

I'm going to teach his work a bit.

What's wrong with you?

You just accepted him today.

Do you want me to start work now?

I've accepted him since yesterday.

If you'll excuse me

Come on

Hey!

Hey!

What's wrong with you?

I don't like.

What don't you like?

About what you did.

Did what?

So you talked to that guy.

So why can't I talk?

You told that we already hooked up.

I don't like you messing with other people.

Hey, don't tell me

Are you serious about our relationship?

Hey!

Of course

With other people,

just wake up and separate.

But you keep chasing after me

messing me around

When you meet another man, do you act like this?

I feel like I'm being insulted.

Do you get it?

So

Are you jealous of me?

Why do I have to be jealous?

I'm not jealous.

I just feel like I'm being insulted.

You treat me like a toy.

What's wrong with you?

I'm totally confused.

You don't have to understand.

Let's just say

I don't like what you did.

Then I'll have the waiter come and teach your work.

Concentrate!

Bro!

Can you teach him some work?

Concentrate!

Is this place?

The bartender that the girls crazy about.

I heard that

if I want a drink,

I've to order it according to the mood?

You

Are you really going to let me drink blood?

Right!

Please!

Please! Accept me

But

But I'd like some red wine

every 15 days. Is that possible?

Peek-a-boo

How did you get in here?

How did I get in doesn't matter.

The matter thing is

will you hire me to work or not?

All right.

It's probably time.

Now we have investigated

and found something.

The rest had to go in ambush to make sure.

it was really the children who had escaped or not.

Go and arrest those vampires

and definitely don't k*ll them.

But General Lux said that

if they don't let them be arrested

then they can be k*lled.

Those vampires

were just child vampires.

If we are caught then

we'll be punished as normal.

Understand?

I understand.

Then you all can go separate and get to work.

Lieutenant Nikky, please stay

I think

it's too close, Captain.

Too close?

Just a little more and you'll kiss my cheek.

Your body smells good.

Do you use human city perfume as well?

Yes.

It really smells good.

Captain, try sniffing me

Really good!

I guess I'll have to find some to use.

But

Captain, let me stay

Is there something wrong?

I've work for you to do.

About Mr. Wichan

Mr. Wichan?

Evil vampire

who rebelled

and wanted to take over the vampire city?

Umm

But

He's already been k*lled.

I think he's not dead yet.

But it may be escaping in a human city

with the help of General Lux.

Don't tell me, General Lux

I don't know about that,

but it's your duty

to capture Mr. Wichan

in order to know the truth.

And you must do this as quietly as possible.

This is known

to only the two of us.

It's probably just the two of us who know

if it's this close.

Is it close again?

Shouldn't really ask that

I understand.

If you'll excuse me, Captain

Captain also smells good.

What's the emergency

between you two calling me?

See

We

are going to a meditation retreat.

Yes.

Here we ask the Luangpoh to come out

and then we've to go back.

We apologize,

but we've a really urgent matter.

What's going on?

Look at the both of your faces.

It doesn't look good.

Are you quarreling or not?

Right!

Is there something wrong?

We..

We've already decided

not to get married.

Why?

Why, what happened?

Right!

What happened?

Me..

Me and Zen

Two of us..

We won't have a Christian marriage.

But we'll have a Thai wedding instead.

Hewh!

What a relief!

I was completely shocked.

thought that you weren't really going to get married.

Yes.

If you want to have any kind of marriage,

just do it.

Don't tell us.

No matter what,

we're ready to support you fully.

Yes.

That's all.

So

We'll go back first.

We're going to a meditation retreat.

Okay

See you

Yes.

Love each other well.

Don't let me worry.

Yes.

Right goes thus

Left goes thus

Right goes thus

Left goes thus

What are you playing?

What am I playing?

I'm not playing.

I'm serious.

This isn't funny.

So you see me laughing?

Zen

What do you want?

When I got married to you,

you weren't okay with it.

If I don't get married,

you won't be okay with it.

I said I was serious.

If you're getting married because of the owner of the body.

I think you don't have to get married.

I said I was serious.

I want to marry you.

You know,

I stayed up all night wondering

about whether I really would marry you

or if it was because of these two bodies.

But in the end,

I got the answer that

I really want to marry you.

I

don't know

what..

the reason is.

If you want to smile, just smile!

Who smiles?

What are you doing?

Hey, what is this?

Calm down!

What's wrong with you?

What is this?

You don't have to come near me.

I just bought this one.

Here

Has my shop become

their flirting arena?

Right!

Will my shop be destroyed?

What if

those two people

go crazy?

Right!

I'm stressed.

Don't be stressed.

I

I'm not stressed at

the two of them are fighting.

But I'm stressed

because I'm so beautiful.

Hmmm.

Yeahh

If you're very beautiful, go clear it up yourself.

We're going to work.

Hey!

Hey! You guys!

Came back to help me first.

Oh, you can help yourself.

Go!!

Shake your hair into your eyes.

What!

Hey

Jolie

Jolie

Jolie

please accept my bouquet.

It's better to get mine.

Jolie

So huge!

Bigger than him.

Ummm

I haven't received it yet.

If

Jolie took from one of us,

it would be like accepting love for that person.

But

If you accept both of us,

it also doesn't look good.

Let's just say

we..

take a look for a while first.

Jolie

And

what about we're going to eat Raw Beef with Spicy Sauce?

Are you okay with this?

Heyy

Do you want to go today?

Who wants to eat with you?

Here

Jolie

If Jolie likes to eat raw things

I'll take Jolie to eat spicy salad with herb and blood right away.

spicy salad with herb and blood?

Yes

Does Jolie like to eat spicy salad with herb and blood?

I like to drink blood.

I like

to choose food.

Stuff like this

I don't eat it.

I'm afraid of blood.

Just seeing the blood makes me faint.

Just thinking about this

makes my head dizzy.

Here

What is it?

Medicine for fainting.

Medicine for fainting?

Thank you

Hey

Smell it.

It has to smell

Just kidding.

I just want to be beautiful

and funny too.

Oh!

Right!

What person will take inhaler?

Why did you bring me to your room?

Ah!

Well, you have to come stay here with me.

Stay, Right!!

ButDon't you have another room?

You haven't noticed, right?

My condo has only one bedroom.

So

I

I can sleep on the sofa.

What are you going to do?

Let me go.

Why?

Hmm?

That you don't dare sleep with me.

Actually,

we didn't hook up each other, right?

You're just fooling me.

I'm not fooling

If we've really already hooked up.

Then

you must dare to sleep with me.

Dare.

At first,

I was just

empathy foy you.

I really

want to sleep with you.

It's weird,

It's like you're trying to cover me up with a lie.

Actually, we didn't hook up each other, right?

Stop talking now.

Come

Help me clear up first.

Where do you put it?

Come, put it here.

Hey

It's so messy

Please help me clear it.

Ouch!

What are you doing?

Heyy!

You

What are you doing?

What

Do you want it?

Hmm!

Do you want it?

Come on!

Enogh!

Stop it!

Put it more!

Put it more!

Enogh!

Put it more!

Is it good?

Is it good?

Eat it!

Be careful, it's hot.

Or is it edible?

Oh!!

Is it delicious?

Thank you everyone very much.

Let's meet

tomorrow.

Anyway

I hope everyone enjoys it.

What is this?

Well

Looked into your eyes and didn't blink at all.

How?

How?

I heard news that this person

took him back to sleep with him, right?

Are you serious?

Ummm

I think

It's time for me to open up.

Geez!!

The tiger has taken off its teeth and claws.

Are you sure?

I can't answer.

He looks like

he has something.

It's a sign that

this is

the right person.

But I'm still not sure.

I have to prove it more.

That this person

is the person I'm really waiting for.

confused

I don't get it.

But anyway

I see you are in love.

I'm pleased too.

Let's go.

I'm rooting for you.

I've just talked about me.

What about yours?

After saying that, I'm bored.

I have a rival

who is your boyfriend's friend.

Wait!

boyfriend’s

friend?

Yes

Right!

Not yet a boyfriend

Just looking at each other.

Well, that's it.

Your boyfriend's friend

He ended up liking Jolie like me.

But let me tell you,

I'll never give up on it.

How?

I've to win Jolie's heart.

Zen

Zen

What?

Sleeping on the floor

causes back pain?

Just a little bit.

I told you to take turns sleeping.

You don't believe me.

It's okay.

I can bear it.

let's sleep together!

What mood is this?

Not any mood at all.

Well,

when we get married,

we have to sleep together, right?

Are you going to sleep on the floor?

Why would you bring a blanket up here?

Roughly

Wear the same blanket!

It's weird, today.

Not weird!

Hurry and sleep.

What are you doing?

Don't speak.

Where have you gone?

Why are you following me?

What following?

I drove the car and got lost.

What have you lost?

I really lost

I just came here for the first time.

Do you think that if you get lost in this area,

you can easily go back?

Hey!!

Stop!

Are you okay?

How are you doing?

I'm sorry, Captain.

I couldn't keep up with them.

Let it be like that.

It's time to unwind.

I think it must be the work of Mr. Wichan.

I remember their faces

Let's go

It's time to rest.

I'll drive myself.

The location here is really good.

I'll take it here.

Those two people

are the shop owners.

Go make arrangements to buy it.

If they don't sell it, sir.

If they don't sell,

easy!

k*ll them!

Patrick

Chin!

Congratulation!

I wish your business

to be prosperous.

thank you very much

And what about your clothing store?

Can you sell it?

Sure!

I'd like to ask permission

to take a look around the shop first.

Here this way

Here it is, our Warrix

There are many styles of clothing to choose from.

Here it will be

Polo shirts.

There are many different colors.

I'd like to recommend

this t-shirt with our shop's pattern.

This is not an ordinary t-shirt,

this is a fashion t-shirt

with many different designs.

It's not finished yet.

Here it is.

I'd like to recommend

This one

Here!

Warrix

Comba+ Cool

The fabric is breathable

and cool to wear.

It fits perfectly with the weather in Thailand.

Patrick

It's beautiful.

Here

I'll give it to you.

Well

try it!

I'll add one more.

Sure.

For you!

I can give it to you

here!

Samon, please take care of it.

Oh!!

Wear our t-shirt

look so handsome!

Are you comfortable?

So fine

Wear it like..

Okay, it's not hot at all.

I told you that it suits the weather in Thailand

The shape is also great.

Here you are!

2 shirts

Here

See you at the bar.

See you.